Tim deserves a higher profile...He's an A-list comic in my book.

"There will be wars and rumors of wars and people using one square of toliet paper." LOL beautiful

@SirDeanosity

8 ай бұрын

Toilet paper wars

@indodinoyoutube

7 ай бұрын

Combining this with 2020 is my proof that God has a sense of humor 😂

@flowzerr4550

Ай бұрын

TIM! You are lol funny Great!! But you aged SOOO fast in this video! How???

@eyenfinityface-thecosmiclo2717

Ай бұрын

Preppers ARE the default grocery stores. 👍👍

@MichaelMattison

Ай бұрын

Save the planet, dude

why is this the first time I've come across this guy? all these years I've missed out! I'm definitely going to be checking out some more videos of him.. hilarious shit!

He is a classic!! This is great! CAN we appreciate how much he sounds like Elvis?

@jeffisaliar

Ай бұрын

Bruce Springsteen

Mannnnn, Tim Hawkins surely has a gift of making people laugh as a successful, clean Christian Comedian!!!!! 😃👍👏👏👏😆🤣🤣✝️🙏

@trickofthetrades

7 ай бұрын

😂 this comment is hilarious

@chrissteed8170

Ай бұрын

Amen.

I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and I laughed so hard both times I thought I was going to throw up. It was glorious 😄

@DonRood-fx3dt

22 күн бұрын

I’ve seen him twice and wanted to throw up, but certainly not because he was all that funny.

The eye doctor bit got me.

“My Adrenals were……….…ADRENALING……….?” Lol! 🤣 ❤

Funniest & most talented comedian of ALL time!!! Clean & fun! God bless Tim Hawkins! 🤣🙏😊

I can't even try not to laugh, Tim says a word and I'm on the floor laughing!

Tim Hawkins, Classic! You just can't get much funnier than this!! He is absolutely hilarious!! My ribs hurt and I'm crying!!

@donkeevney

4 ай бұрын

Really ?

@donkeevney

4 ай бұрын

Really ?

@donkeevney

4 ай бұрын

Really ?

Until you've done the air blast experience on your eyes do you get the hilarity of this bit. Funny and clean...how refreshing.

For a few seconds there I thought he was going to say the cats on fire. I dodged a bullet here.😆

As a Minnesotan, I just about died laughing at the end 😂🤣😂

@CarlGorn

8 ай бұрын

Greetings from Plymouth! 👋

@frankensteinclockface8091

7 ай бұрын

Facts

@courtenayoeltjen

7 ай бұрын

lol same 😂

@greggsteward2760

4 ай бұрын

Me too! I grew up in Minnesota and we were blessed enough to have a cabin on Mille Lacs Lake. The way he describes Minnesotans and our love of lakes/ tubing / watersports is dead on! No doubt Tim's actually experienced it.

@greggsteward2760

4 ай бұрын

Greetings from Armstrong High School!

Forgot "Another one bites the dust " for a wedding song.

you aint ever ready for the puff of air to the eye

I have not laughed this hard in YEARS!❤😂❤😂

@user-Army11

29 күн бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤

I lost the challenge. Every time I watch Tim Hawkins I have tears coming outa my eyes.

@chrissteed8170

Ай бұрын

Same here.

It would be nice of Tim and Weird Al could do a concert together.

@followerme1112

Ай бұрын

Some worlds will never collide

@monicadriscoll645

Ай бұрын

😂that would be awesome 🎉

Tim proves that you can be so funny and not have to use profanity every other word.

@silverback5730

9 ай бұрын

Agreed

@jsmith3946

8 ай бұрын

Nope he is just another unfunny comic Sinbad and Gabriel Iglesias is better proof

@trickofthetrades

7 ай бұрын

He's mildly humorous. Plenty comedians that do not use "profanity" are actually funny.

@SophiaAphrodite

7 ай бұрын

Most comedians don't swear.

@jsmith3946

7 ай бұрын

@@SophiaAphrodite not true I know more that do then those that don't

I thought I’d forgotten how to laugh. This video has brought it back.

@Sarah-lb2os

Күн бұрын

It did with me too it feels good again doesn't it 😂

"I know it's only a simi colan..." LOL

Title: Try Not To Laugh Me: Not possible

He's hilarious..I couldn't NOT laugh.

@genewilliams617

Ай бұрын

Well said!!!!!

The yoga pants song was excellent, and funny!

@chrissteed8170

Ай бұрын

They work out.

Here in MN. it's the "Passive Agressive attitude" we all have.

I love that he keeps making himself laugh with "no filter"!!

The last set had me laughing so hard because I used to go tubing with my family and it brought back memories 🤣😂

Oh MY... the toilet paper bit!!!😂

the polar bear bit had me rolling

@g.a.gillispie6920

8 ай бұрын

...and wash it down with a Coke!

@lindacaldwell6251

Ай бұрын

There are more of them now.....

Literally laughing out loud 😂😂😂

Like a clean version of Robin Williams!

Is it weird that all three of my dogs looked at me whan he said the dogs on fire

I 'bout peed my pants!! Damn funny!!! 😂😂🤣🤣

Why did the toilet paper gag become so much more funny after covid-19

@robins.9700

Ай бұрын

U are not wrong lol

Real good clean comedy, and skills with the guitar playing too.❤

As a Minnesotan I can attest to the accuracy of the tubing.

@courtenayoeltjen

7 ай бұрын

lol same, but our tubing is the best part of us Minnesota peeps 😂

@mmumau7858

Ай бұрын

@@courtenayoeltjenAnd driving on the frozen lake with your car, or even wheelie around on water with a hopped up snowmobile. Love visiting in the winter

I never knew Matthew McConaughey was an eye doctor.

@audreylounsbury8153

Ай бұрын

Sounds more like Clinton trying to talk

@MDMA432

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@tme3509

Ай бұрын

I thought it was Forest Gump

@sarahberkner

4 күн бұрын

He's from Missouri but I'm guessing his eye doctor had a strong southern accent.

@sarahberkner

4 күн бұрын

Tim is from Missouri but I'm guessing his eye doctor had a strong southern accent.

Tim Hawkins is SO funny, consistently! And, you won't hear one use of profanity.

@trickofthetrades

7 ай бұрын

He doesn't need profanity, he's perfectly unfunny without it

I love you Tim Hawkins You are a good man Tim Hawkins My husband I listen to Tim Hawkins I told you that because I was feeling so I was feeling down really bad. For the grace of God in you I'm feeling better

Not gonna lie, I’m not even gonna try. Just gonna enjoy the comedy!😂

I've been wearing glasses for almost 40 years. I've had that air test done even more times than that. Never really thought about it. But since Tim mentioned it, I googled it. Here is the result: The puff test is used to measure intraocular pressure (IOP). That air that you feel during the puff bounces back to give the machine a reading of your eye pressure. This is significant, as a raised IOP can indicate a problem with the eye such as glaucoma. If that helps even one person, awesome! If not, oh well. It took less than one minute off my lifespan. Haha! 🤣😂

Now this is comedy! Oh, man! I was laughing so hard that my colon came out!

You just got a new subscriber.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

Went to husband's family reunion in Minnesota. His aunt had a riverfront house. His cousin took me skiing. I look down and could see the rocks of the riverbed. Later, talking about it and she says, Oh yeah, it is not a deep river. You can walk from bank to bank and keep your shoulders and head above water even at the deepest part. 😮 First time I met her, the first thing that popped in my head was Marge Gunderson in movie Fargo. 🤣🤣🤣

@sarahberkner

4 күн бұрын

I live in Minnesota but yeah that sounds dangerous. Never been water-skiing, but I was in a canoe that capsized in the Boundary Waters area, we were somewhat close to a shore but it still took a while to get there.

Oh my gosh! The puff of air in the eyeball bit is me every time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

only made it to the eye doctor

Oh man, I love Tim Hawkins, he's just the best comedian! I love to listen to him while I'm playing Blox Fruits

I lost this challenge so bad! Tim is too damn funny!!

I've passed out at eye Dr office over that glaucoma test.😂

@clarencegreen3071

4 ай бұрын

Back in the day, they used some sort of a scale with a weighted rod that was placed right on the front of your eye, in contact with the cornea, I think. The puff of air thing is a piece of cake! -old dude

That’s just hilarious 😂. Love it!

Dude sounds like Elvis in lower vocal tones

There is actually no way I can't laugh while watching this Tim is to funny 🤣🤣🤣

Omg, priceless!😂😂

You know it's a good joke when the comedian laughs😂

My first time tubing I lost grip and became the skipping human across the lake lol

"but im not a normal person and nobody was home..." 😂😂 Ok that shit was funny

Military joke: one square of toilet paper, fold in half, tear a circle out of the middle, stick middle finger through hole, wipe butt with finger, use toilet paper to wipe finger. The circle piece is used to clean under the finger nail.

@sirguyslady

3 ай бұрын

My husband was with the US Forestry and that's what he says. 😂😂😂

@larryrothrock4488

2 ай бұрын

😂 I thought the same thing

@charliedavis8894

Ай бұрын

My brother used to tell that one decades ago, it's hilarious!

@rogerbrannon9832

Ай бұрын

That's f**king gross 😂😂😂😂

Man I wish I had a polar bear rite now😂😅😊😇😇😂😅😆😃

14:43 “then he turned”😂 I had it happen twice and I was singing (wake me up)😂

This bro is if Bo Burnham and Gabriel Iglesias mixed together

With Tim Hawkins, I knew that I would lose the challenge... laughing so hard my eyes are watering

“No one was home……

I wish in my house that someone would use less paper. I’m the one that has to buy the stuff!

@sarahberkner

4 күн бұрын

Some people are the other extreme of "one square" and don't pay attention to how much they use. I offen use only half a sheet of paper towel to dry my hands and it annoys me when people use two sheets.

Oh man they shot that puff of air in my eye and the doc was like now keep your eye open and I couldn't, for love nor money keep my eye open. Doc gave up. And have you ever drove home with your eyes dilated before.?? All ya had to do was throw a bucket or two of water on the dog. Problem solved.! You're funny dude. I like your stuff. lololololo

I love this song. Great job.

i never laught harder in my life

Absolutely brilliant!

“Semicolon” 🤣😂🤣😂

A tip from me, don't watch when you're full, you could very possibly vomit

I love this

Tim is brilliant

@trickofthetrades

7 ай бұрын

😂😂

So good. I was laughing so hard I was coughing.

I love Tim, he's just too funny for human ability.

I would rather go to the dentist than have that puff of air at eye doctor!

very great!

Maybe youu could be in a sequel of the Wedding Singer. Love that movie.👍🏻

God loves you guys!!!

And I have already lost at the ring of fire parody

😂 he so funny

And i had an eye doc appt today hahahaa

I'm sitting here at my work before clocking in, and I'm trying so hard not to just bust up laughing and have people look at me weird.

I Laughed all the way through the semicolon. OMG This set was Awesome, thank you.

Was having a high emo day. You saved my day😂❤ thank you

That’s Hubba Bubba got me! 😂💯😂

He looks a little like Owen Wilson to me. Plus he's crackin' me up. 😂🤣🤣

@sarahberkner

4 күн бұрын

You should check out "The Tim Hawkins Podcast". The first "season" is my favorite, it used to be called Poddy Break and they recorded it while on tour before Covid.

It's great his eye Dr. Is Matthew mchounagheylol

When he said “that’s my colon”, I just lost it!!!😂

I lost as soon as he said "the dogs in fire!"

I lost right away. Lol He’s so funny.

"..... Ooooh the dogs on fire... You know that I always thought he was a good little fellow now run to the store & get a bag of marshmallows...." 😭💀

Try not to laugh? I was about to start laughing just before he said "the dogs on fire" and this is the first time I've ever heard this. LOL

I love him. 😂 Hilarious 😂

The tubing one is the best 😂

Good MN accent, "don't ya know".

Me Oh My. Tubing. Absolutely hilarious.

Lol the yoga pants 🤣

#SAVEtheTWINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡

ooo the dogs on fire. lol...

Thankyou. May your journey be wise