Tim Hawkins best jokes part 1

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  • @FireWolf583
    @FireWolf5835 жыл бұрын

    Usually the sigh at the end of our laughs is us making sure we're actually done laughing. It's kinda like a test breath to see if we're gonna keep laughing or go on with our lives

  • @avaheggie5698

    @avaheggie5698

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes. I agree you with you. Its so true.

  • @l.wheels3458
    @l.wheels34586 жыл бұрын

    I would prefer him over any comedian everyday. He proves that you don't need to swear to be funny.

  • @klaidogvideos9045

    @klaidogvideos9045

    6 жыл бұрын

    Logan Wheeler exactly

  • @ralphierianda

    @ralphierianda

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jerry Seinfeld did that a long time ago. And no one said you need to swear to be funny. But don’t tell me things can’t be funnier when you swear!

  • @coffeefordays6913

    @coffeefordays6913

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nothing is funny if there is swearing involved.

  • @tooturnttomato

    @tooturnttomato

    5 жыл бұрын

    Look up Dry Bar comedy :) all non swearing

  • @liberationpocket6435

    @liberationpocket6435

    5 жыл бұрын

    Idk man Bill Burr is kinda funny when he swears because it's over exaggeration

  • @kanoodles1140
    @kanoodles11405 жыл бұрын

    I want a tall, skinny, sugar-free, decaf, soy, vanilla latte. Extra hot, whipped cream, double-sleeve, no cup.

  • @sappherinahoyt8337

    @sappherinahoyt8337

    5 жыл бұрын

    how do you remember that

  • @theanimeg4mer768

    @theanimeg4mer768

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 I woulda heard that last thing and be like,"She's not getting anything I'll take um..."

  • @notyourmomschristianchanne5933

    @notyourmomschristianchanne5933

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did youbgey that? Tell me you got that.

  • @slavcity406
    @slavcity4065 жыл бұрын

    He needs to be an actor hands down

  • @jtenorj
    @jtenorj5 жыл бұрын

    I can't be the only guy that sighs on occasion after a good laugh, can I?

  • @jacobbarnes3017

    @jacobbarnes3017

    5 жыл бұрын

    U can

  • @kiarageorge7584

    @kiarageorge7584

    3 жыл бұрын

    jtenorj my husband does lol

  • @jenealynng3495
    @jenealynng34955 жыл бұрын

    I burped at the same time he started snorting.

  • @oliverbrumage4695
    @oliverbrumage46956 жыл бұрын

    Dude he is the best .

  • @galledit7047
    @galledit70475 жыл бұрын

    I was laughing soooo hard that I started mking those noises... :)))))))

  • @Tactical_Shenanigans
    @Tactical_Shenanigans5 жыл бұрын

    There’s a swine in my spirit

  • @IzzyNChrist
    @IzzyNChrist6 жыл бұрын

    he's actually making me hungry with those pretend biscuits, I want some

  • @thepurplehawk4907

    @thepurplehawk4907

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing...😅

  • @mrj8242
    @mrj82426 жыл бұрын

    I was dieing I couldn't breathe

  • @PAmanof77
    @PAmanof774 жыл бұрын

    I saw this guy in concert a few years ago, oh man he was the 💣!

  • @annamanz7652
    @annamanz76522 жыл бұрын

    the hand sanitizer part is so funny

  • @theanimeg4mer768
    @theanimeg4mer7685 жыл бұрын

    Lol Tim Hawkins is a personal favorite of mine

  • @ruthrichardson9717
    @ruthrichardson97174 жыл бұрын

    Go! Find your mark little pebble! 🤣

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey15175 жыл бұрын

    Let it Go When in public: Conceal, don't feel. Don't let them know. When at home: Let the storm rage on.

  • @lanierae3436

    @lanierae3436

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theanimeg4mer768

    @theanimeg4mer768

    5 жыл бұрын

    😎 👕 👖💨 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👢

  • @elizabethlove3246

    @elizabethlove3246

    2 жыл бұрын

    XD IKR!!!!!

  • @williamhiggins4307
    @williamhiggins43077 жыл бұрын

    How has now one liked this video yet? How am I the first to like it! It was hilarious!

  • @EpsilnMC

    @EpsilnMC

    6 жыл бұрын

    Funny😀

  • @Leighi1
    @Leighi16 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for making this video. I needed this today xD

  • @grayson4614
    @grayson46145 жыл бұрын

    My mom gets mad at my dad for her dreams in fact in her dreams he has a girlfriend named Betty and when my mom gets up from a dream about Betty I hear high pitched scream and then I'm like well I better go check on dad he only screams like that when there was a dream about Betty

  • @midnightwarrior7888

    @midnightwarrior7888

    5 жыл бұрын

    My sister was mad at her husband because of something he did in her dream.

  • @shaun5078
    @shaun50785 жыл бұрын

    I like this guy.

  • @heatherbrown4632
    @heatherbrown46327 жыл бұрын

    This guy is a riot

  • @elizabethlove3246
    @elizabethlove32462 жыл бұрын

    She is my flowa XD

  • @Windowseat1998..
    @Windowseat1998..29 күн бұрын

    "If she survives, we will be wed." 😂😂😂😂

  • @calebj.4756
    @calebj.47564 жыл бұрын

    God bless spread his word!

  • @geomondiale1768
    @geomondiale17685 жыл бұрын

    He's channeling Robin Williams

  • @BillieJoYouree
    @BillieJoYoureeАй бұрын

    That first laugh sounds just like me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @manifesting_music24
    @manifesting_music245 жыл бұрын

    wow just wow you're just plain amazing -

  • @-BlueKitty-
    @-BlueKitty-6 жыл бұрын

    Awesome. :3

  • @manifesting_music24
    @manifesting_music245 жыл бұрын

    oh the sigh yes i have done many of those

  • @Vickiecole420
    @Vickiecole4204 ай бұрын

    He would definitely be looking at me if i was there. I can wheeze and laugh with no sound. You know the one where you're laughing so hard you can't breathe and your face is the only thing laughing. People just give me this look like should we call an ambulance?

  • @nathanwilson3175
    @nathanwilson31755 жыл бұрын

    He made that garbage disposal noise and I fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @Bammsaidthelady
    @Bammsaidthelady5 жыл бұрын

    haha double sleeve no cup!

  • @mrj8242
    @mrj82425 жыл бұрын

    They make you wanna slap your mama. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ruthrichardson9717

    @ruthrichardson9717

    4 жыл бұрын

    But the pancakes make me wanna hit yo daddy with a baseball bat! 😆

  • @sernertdog102
    @sernertdog1026 жыл бұрын

    Tim is so funny that me and my uncalled

  • @sernertdog102

    @sernertdog102

    6 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @anasmiah
    @anasmiah5 жыл бұрын

    LMBAO! 🤣

  • @ramseygeorge3126
    @ramseygeorge31264 жыл бұрын

    Homicide biscuits

  • @jondunham174
    @jondunham1745 жыл бұрын

    I was been chase by a bear with his teeth and he was going to eat me and you did nothing. You were playing poker with a rabbit. That’s a thing I see you playing poker with a rabbit. Lucky a giant unicorn saved me. That’s how I was saved not by you.

  • @daviddeter9726
    @daviddeter97265 жыл бұрын

    No cup

  • @stewiewrightful
    @stewiewrightful4 жыл бұрын

    Being from England i must say. Bravo on the accent!!!

  • @annamanz7652
    @annamanz76522 жыл бұрын

    he is hilarious!

  • @johnhoward8526
    @johnhoward85265 жыл бұрын

    1:57

  • @sydneybroce6131
    @sydneybroce61314 күн бұрын

    I would love to have 9:26 as a ringtone of some sort 😂

  • @elilovestrainsplanesmore1101
    @elilovestrainsplanesmore11015 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣

  • @jacobgorby4512
    @jacobgorby45125 жыл бұрын

    I WOULD PLAY POKER WITH A RABBIT

  • @biliussteed2102
    @biliussteed21022 жыл бұрын

    By the way, “Tim, have you eaten?” No, I will not hear that song the same ever again. I agree with his name for the song. The giant unicorn’s name Jesus Christ. Who else is hearing granny when he’s saying crannie? I love his jokes about “The Barrel.”

  • @anasmiah
    @anasmiah5 жыл бұрын

    He kinder reminds me of the fellow British comedian Lee Evans!

  • @matthewjohnson6406
    @matthewjohnson64063 жыл бұрын

    You are so funny Tim 👷

  • @kiarageorge7584
    @kiarageorge75843 жыл бұрын

    My husband sighs after he laughs. It’s not that high pitched tho. Lol

  • @anonymoussinger9287
    @anonymoussinger92875 жыл бұрын

    7:28, 9:18, 9:25

  • @vfavela69
    @vfavela695 жыл бұрын

    pfft *trys not to laugh* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snorts* crap.... i snorted again!!!!

  • @twins3422
    @twins34226 жыл бұрын

    Ugh. Watched the whole video and didn’t find it funny at all. Not even a chuckle.

  • @knxcholx

    @knxcholx

    5 жыл бұрын

    And?

  • @65bu57

    @65bu57

    5 жыл бұрын

    Robot

  • @jessietruong3911

    @jessietruong3911

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Christoff you’re not funny 🙄

  • @shannonmyers3847

    @shannonmyers3847

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you have the sound on? Maybe you just couldn't hear it cuz this guy is HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @abelj5145

    @abelj5145

    4 жыл бұрын

    You're loved

  • @wendytorrance2337
    @wendytorrance23375 жыл бұрын

    I do not like Tim Hawkins and he is not funny

  • @jaden_bricker

    @jaden_bricker

    5 жыл бұрын

    That’s a cool story, tell me more

  • @tohmaster3059

    @tohmaster3059

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wendy Torrance monster

  • @iiianthraxiii2207

    @iiianthraxiii2207

    5 жыл бұрын

    K

  • @florxinari8513

    @florxinari8513

    5 жыл бұрын

    Then why did you watch this video?🤔

  • @ceelewis4761

    @ceelewis4761

    4 жыл бұрын

    I understand not thinking he’s funny, but why don’t you like him? Lol he’s just living his life and making ppl laugh. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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