the phrase "scorpions: their feet are like needles" was stuck in my head for like most of high school

@camh.6379

4 жыл бұрын

i can confirm i was there for that it was a delight

Also, the frog has a really high credit score, so it's able to get a house.

That "FUCK" was startlingly real, and hilarious

how are the pinceuirs

once when i was like twelve i was pissing and looked down & saw a scorpion on the floor i just like. levetated out of that shit and blocked off the bathroom from everyone until mom got home and she couldnt find it and i died im typing this from hell because it has been more than half a decade ans we still dont know what happened to that fffucking scorpion

I died at the end because I didn't think of yoga move either hahaaha

the fact that they pondered re-marketing scorpions is just the predecessor to "ranchos"

i have a sheet face mask including eyelid covers on, layin in bed, listening to some boys talk about scorpions

0:55 to 1:22 is my favorite clip from this podcast

this specific episode is the only place in popular media I have ever heard someone mention the bargain chain Ollie's which has confirmed that I have in fact not fabricated the memory of it

@calebduarte5255

2 жыл бұрын

There’s one 20 minutes from my house, it’s the tightest

Put a marshmallow on the tail that would be so cute

That's probably the most emphatic FUCK I've ever heard in my life.

As a dancer I am immensely entertained by the brothers ignorance

dont.. dont shed that kaiten.n... FFFU C K

@transrights7273

6 жыл бұрын

1:07 for this beauty

One of my favorite bits! I always come back to this one.

@cowsharkdefin6376

6 жыл бұрын

Sometimes at work I think of the whole cross stitch motto and giggle to myself. Good thing is that they already know I'm weird so no biggie.

Holy shit....what a twist ending.

That was the greatest twist 😂

MIGHT AS WELL BE DRAGONS

@StormBurnX

4 жыл бұрын

nicnevin I love that band

I heard the beginning and immediately thought “what like in cheerleading?” And then realized what was about to go down

@christalcavanaugh

2 жыл бұрын

This bothers me every single time I hear it 😂

Chiton and hate, in there.

If I saw a scorpion anywhere near me I would assume I'm either asleep or having a stroke.

how I know this is an old goof: iPod

Its absolutely wild to me that the boys have never encountered a scorpion. Ive been stung three times and must have killed dozens more in my house, they're nearly as common as snakes.

@butterstries585

4 жыл бұрын

... neither of these things should be common in a normal humans life what reality are you in

@capismycopilot9393

4 жыл бұрын

Butters tries $20 says Australia

@calebduarte5255

3 жыл бұрын

I’m from New England and I’m 80% sure scorpions don’t exist

@christalcavanaugh

2 жыл бұрын

How common are snakes???? I haven’t seen one in maybe 17 years

@8time138

2 жыл бұрын

@@christalcavanaugh In Texas you're pretty likely to see a harmless small ones any time you pick up wood or rocks that have been laying there for a long time, or see larger ones around ponds for the fish or chickens for the eggs. Ive seen ribbon snakes, ring necked snakes (look them up they're cool), and other earth and grass snakes. As for the larger ones those are mostly garter snakes and rat snakes which can be 6 feet long. The only common dangerous kind in the area which I have seen a few of are Cotton mouths, which everyone usually kills if they see one because their bite is venomous and extremely painful. Hope that answers any questions lol

every time I'm self hating i always think "Not as young as you used to be J Man! hA Ha Haaa!" and it always makes me laugh

ASOUP

chitin

I like how they aren't aware that a scorpion is a flexible move/pose in this context and think this person is talking about the actual living creatures called scorpions

@NicheAsQuiche

3 жыл бұрын

with no context, we'll never know what they meant!