“Have you ever tried to punch a bird?” Is the exact reasoning I used to remember that fighting type isn’t effective against flying type

I was drinking water when that “shrimp and pussayy” came out of NO WHERE and did a literal spit take

@josephharold808

4 жыл бұрын

I love the delivery. Just the few scant seconds of silence and then a quiet and slimy "ₛₕᵣᵢₘₚ ₐₙₔ ₚᵤₛₛᵧ"

As a person who has fought a goose, yes you can punch a bird.

@GodzillaRex100

6 жыл бұрын

Daveyog your a credit to your species

@emmagrace1812

6 жыл бұрын

Fake. If you punched a goose you would be dead

@kaspersilver

6 жыл бұрын

Also vouch for punching a goose, damn thing flew at me and In self defense punched it in its stomach while it smacked me in the head with its beak, I looked like carrie with blood dripping down my face lmfao. Probably bc smart 13 yr old me was around its damn nest.

@gaigeiris9632

5 жыл бұрын

you are truly the zenith of our kind

@jessesherer9792

4 жыл бұрын

Shit, don't admit that.

McElroy fans: we love our sweet wholesome unproblematic soft boys! McElroys: wouldn't it be fun to watch an ostrich decapitation?

@peachesaupear8455

3 жыл бұрын

If that's the most problematic thing they've said then I'm good with that

@bishophoffman7939

Жыл бұрын

Also all the just, general bird animosity? Like why all the avian hostility boys?

@themonarch5688

Жыл бұрын

@@bishophoffman7939 it’s balanced out by Justin asking ‘if you saw an owl with one of its eyes gouged out, would you fuck it?’ in another episode

The Mcelroys clearly know nothing about birbs

@warren_waters

5 жыл бұрын

This bit always bugs me bc birds', like, whole deal is that if something tries to hurt them they just leave very quickly

@nommerz5465

3 жыл бұрын

Right? I think everything they said about birds in this clip was just incorrect.

@Cherrycherrylady1479

2 жыл бұрын

it's a joke fam

Fun fact: in the coliseum they had arrows with crescent shaped heads specifically designed to decapitate ostriches.

@Pomlithe

4 жыл бұрын

Like. Just ostriches? Nothing else?

@unkillablesheep

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pomlithe what other animal do you know that has both a) a very long neck and b) a neck thin and fragile enough to be severed with an arrow?

@Pomlithe

4 жыл бұрын

@@unkillablesheep A swan?

@unkillablesheep

4 жыл бұрын

swans are just the ostriches of the lake I think

@Pomlithe

4 жыл бұрын

Touché.

I have a rescued parrot named Steve, and I absolutely lost it when the boys started talking about a parrot named Steve getting jealous over a hawk- my Steve actually started chirping at the sound of his name, thanks guys

2:18 "How come, as many times as I've seen chickens killed on TV..." I'm sorry Hoops, what? Excuse me?

@lordtachanka903

3 жыл бұрын

On the bird evisceration channel ofc

@lizoliver3021

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordtachanka903 avian annihilation network, bird butchering channel

@stephanieexists

2 жыл бұрын

Chicken churning channel

3:55 “Whatever supreme being created Ostriches obviously made them for bloodsport,” is the funniest string of words ever 😂

"I Punched Seven Birds"

You're actually supposed to punch an ostrich if you open the window at a safari and it pokes its head into your car

"You'll be able to become a Gunslinger at an unprecedentedly young age"

Domestic birds can be very affectionate and love scratches, especially chickens. Geese and swans can be very mean though. And no, the blinders aren't to dissuade violence, it's to keep them calm bc they're in unfamiliar or sensory overloading areas

Child me had an intense hatred of ostriches due to a very mildly traumatic encounter at a zoo. Child me would have definitely approved of Justin's opinions on ostriches

i know trav meant pogs, but what if you named a falcon pawgs

I have fought a turkey. I'm just gonna say you'll lose to anything bigger than a duck man

@hansen-house

2 жыл бұрын

I think everyone would lose a fight with a Duck Man

This is the 2nd mbmbam bit in a row I’ve listened to where one of the brothers says pussy and it catches me waaay off guard

Avian Cartoon Snuff Film is my band's name.

for this very particular Venn diagram of people: you can name your gold saucer racing chocobo 'flying knife'

“Where would you cut you have so many options” - juice McElroy

I have a quaker parrot on my shoulder rn, he's a good good boy. he's disabled, his parrots bit his toes off.

Is this question related to Pokemon?

@meatmobile

5 жыл бұрын

It's a pretty awkward question, if you ask me.

@mimisezlol

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

im gonna name my next pet gangum style

Anyone who gets the reference at 7:00 has my infinite love and respect.

@jacobreeder8101

3 жыл бұрын

currently reading the dark tower series right now

PARROTS ARE BEAUTIFUL LOVING CHILDREN

@Cal6009

4 жыл бұрын

Na

These are the highlights of my day tbh. Thanks my bud

When Justin started to talk about machete chopping an ostrich, I first thought he’d said otter. I was (understandably I think) upset when he described how awesome that would be!

7:00 Solid reference, much appreciated.

@misterkingdom3571

4 жыл бұрын

What were they referencing?

@jackflorence6562

4 жыл бұрын

Dark Tower series by Steven King. I think I was reading it around the time I saw this, lol.

@misterkingdom3571

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackflorence6562 Thank you! It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what it was.

Is the question a reference to that Tiedrich comic?

What’s killing me is that while these guys talk about horses and apparently pet birds as if they know a lot about them but obviously do not, they talk about horses with so much love and birds with so much distaste XD (Also these guys need to meet some good pet birds)

gangnam style is actually timeless

Naming a falcon pogs no longer works for carbon dating your bird

In the Roman arena a special arrow was invented for decapitating ostrich.

In some cases, ostriches are hornier for humans than other ostriches

"this is my falcon, pogs" has a new meaning now

It’s weird that a falcon names pogs, the joke being that the name as irrelevant and outdated was for a completely separate reason became relevant again, and then irrelevant **again**

"they are super swans" swans are like the biggest asshole birds out there, all the more reason to decapitate an ostrich

Well, flying-types have a resistance against fighting types

Punch a falcon. Falcon punch!!

Wow, Justin was mad hostile on this question but damn were they funny.

Name my falcon Deion Sanders

mmm dark tower references

this is the best segment in terms of topic like (not goofs tho)

3:22 There’s a video available on KZread of an ostrich getting its head stuck behind a rail and pulling its own head off in an attempt to get free… if anyone’s as curious as Justin.

2:17

good birds (not subjective) chicken, blue jay, piegon, vulture, all those goth birds bad birds parakeet, all those other weird small ones, turkey, SEAGULL all other birds are undetermined but i will listen to input

If you tries to punch an ostrich, it would fucking kill you

6:27 alexa play bruno is orange