MBMBaM 477: Crash Bandicoot’s Wallet Chain
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If you open yourself up to it, love can find you in the strangest of places. In the meat aging attic. In Crash Bandicoot’s loaded back pocket. Or, in an unassuming serving of customizable, hastily baked authentic Italian pasta. Come, have a bowl. Reconnect.
Suggested talking points: Old Beef Jokes, Sporf, Damien Adultduck, The Raw Voice, Brown Sonic, Veggie Extravaganza, Tom Orrow, The Inside of Superman’s Mouth and Butt
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Genuine applause to Travis for that opening bit, he essentially just decided to bomb horribly for six minutes straight and pulled it the hell off.
@kamalalsb7292
4 жыл бұрын
The basis of all Travis' comedy is committing hard to something that no one enjoys but him. Some might say this is an ingenious means of ironic comedy. Others would say that he's just not funny.
@BlindErephon
3 жыл бұрын
@@kamalalsb7292 I genuinely think he does it to annoy Justin and Griffin, and also to give them something to poke fun at. The old beef thing for instance. Old Beef is nothing, but Justin and Griffin making fun of Travis for thinking it might be is pretty funny. Thats where the bit is, old beef is secretly.....RED HERRING! (lol)
*I WANT TO TALK ABOUT OLD BEEF*
@blindseeing
4 жыл бұрын
should've been the episode title but they're cowards /j
I laughed so hard my JNCO jeans fell down and I broke my wallet chain
I always have fun imagining how loose the terms and language in the Money Zone contracts must be.
37:25 when the munch squad re-came out of unretirement, they brought Little Lord Birthday with them!
@blindseeing
4 жыл бұрын
Oh is that what that is? lol I thought he was being Veruca Salt
Whenever a food business uses the words "The ____ experience" it's automatically comedy material
@thatonegirlthatcanneversleep
4 жыл бұрын
*the old beef experience*
I'm dying at the Bob Dylan discussion. I was once driving around with my cousin whit a Dylan song on the radio and after maybe twenty seconds or so she says "Who told Bob Dylan he could sing? Was somebody like, 'Bob, you got a really good voice, man'?" And I laughed for five minutes straight then, as I am laughing now. Brilliant songwriter. As a vocalist...leaves something to be desired.
Superman has been shot in the eyeball and the bullet just crumpled up and fell off without harming him. So, I'm sure his genitals are fine.
This is the second time they've talked about crash bandicoot's nuts
The McElboys finally get to talk about Cash Banooca
@hollandscottthomas
4 жыл бұрын
Crant Bindlecrumb
@BubblyBatty
4 жыл бұрын
@@hollandscottthomas Cenidict Bumberbatch
@neilvandeloo429
4 жыл бұрын
Handledick snapplesnatch
@hollandscottthomas
4 жыл бұрын
Batty Crant Bendersnoot
@Mariorox1956
4 жыл бұрын
Crashiferous Bandicootius
the intro genuinely had me in hysterics asdknmkzxc
Griffin: WHERE MY RYANS ...ARE ...AT Travis: Uh-huh.
Thank you Justin for valiantly trying to cut off the talk about Superman's nether regions at the end there
Aw beans. I read Crash Bandicoot and had Banjo Kazooey in my head
rlly loving justin just absolutely losing it near the start tyheres something abt that fucking high-pitched laugh-wheezing that just Gets Me yknow
It must've taken everything for them to not say Ryan Gosling should be called Billy. *Gentle weeping.*
that opening was absolute gold
i cannot *BEGIN* to describe how *WILDLY* uncomfortable 37:24 makes me
@faroshscale
4 жыл бұрын
@Heavy Metal Collector really??
@samuelrodriguez4374
2 жыл бұрын
It looks like we got a new McElroy listener on our hands
microtransaction beef
@do-nothingbear9474
4 жыл бұрын
Just got the Jamaican jerk season pass
@stefanalexanderlungu1503
4 жыл бұрын
Old beef?
That stupid soundboard will always make laugh uncontrollably
i see you trav with your firefly apple reference
Griffin's "ah! fuck!" from the box killed me. Best Money Zone I've heard in a long time.
Listening to Travis and the Boys™ talk about Croosh Baendykoot and other topics was a great way to start this work week (today's my Monday)
@hehadaname
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao the semi-back from retirement Munch Squad segment this episode was hysterical too!
I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I'm Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now
I literally thought 'wallet chain' was referring to some sort of cryptocurrency thing.
Solved this problem, named my kid Orion, so there.
Y’all see everything these brothers do in a totally different light since Griffin’s FSU speech or?
The Crash Bandicoot bit sounds like something straight out of Monster Factory
right from the goddamn start
you can find a sporf making an earlier appearance than this podcast in the first Boxcar Children book
31:16 i like to imagine travis is prying the flaps to a cardboard box open and griffin is batting his hands away from inside like a cat
This is now the best episode because Justin explained The Hold Steady. I will be showing this to ALL of my friends. Because they fucking HATE my music.
dear god thank you
TORONTO!!!
Wtf does grif have perfect pitch ??
@elithebicycle760
4 жыл бұрын
I CAME HERE TO ASK THE SAME THING HE SANG AN A PERFECTLY
@LemonMoon
4 жыл бұрын
Music boy, he make da musick
As someone whose brother is named Ryan, 15:56 caught me completely off guard. I need to show him this immediately
I feel like Griffin has been calling Travis out for not being funny a lot lately
@larryy5166
4 жыл бұрын
If by lately do you mean for years?
@Paradockzz
4 жыл бұрын
Don't take this as me disliking Travis, but I think that Travis is funnier when he's actually trying, rather than just throwing shit out.
@witzz92
4 жыл бұрын
I've noticed with this show J and G yes and each other, regardless of the nonsense but with Travis they just shut him down or call him unfunny and that's the joke. It's just the way they interact. Cuz both non middle brothers have for sure given less than old beef and gone very far with it lmao.
@zacharywood9416
4 жыл бұрын
mae good
@sophienah4654
4 жыл бұрын
they are brothers. do you have siblings? theyre just ragging on eachother
Oh my god everyone is complaning about paper straws.
@KahosSaint
4 жыл бұрын
Acella cause they suck and are fucking stupid.
@LordOwenTheThird
4 жыл бұрын
but if everyone's doing the same joke it stops being funny
@cytokin5365
4 жыл бұрын
Its not funny but just coincidental
LEGENDARY OPENING
god the silverware discussion was VERY close to home
That Crash question must have been before the N. Sane Trilogy, but even so, there were a few Crash games that were a bit more recent. I'm not saying they were good, but they existed.
I am sad that at 26:29 nobody said "that's a crashbandiHOOT"
I have a fork that is engraved w an initial. Of my bf's old ex-best friend's last name. That's a one that makes me feel weird
The McElroys blew my cover, I was trying to lay low!
Ryan George created the Ryan-verse so he gets to stay a Ryan
Sporfes exist and I own one, they’re in the camping section of like Walmart or target, tbh I don’t remember where I bought it, but it’s REAL!
The Ryan talk fuckin intimidates me
I'd say that they called Coco pulling out her phone for stuff in the new Crash game, but it came out like last year.
Fuckin love Bob Dylan and HARD agree with how bad his voice has been since, like, 1977
You my boy griffo
I'm sorry but Travis deserves all the guff for his old beef
'S just old meat
Name changing is an arcane and stressful procedure. Also imagine being trans and the judge being like "ya sure?" fuck that judge, I'm not mad.
Yo, straws have always been pointless, paper or not. Their main use is for fruity cocktails and mate - for the second one they've figured out specialized metal straws/sieves several hundred years ago.
aw heck yah
Wtf Griffin
Hey Justin, I will write a bespoke song or even album for you if you want to write lyrics and provide vocals.
dry aged milk is cheese
Ads end at 33:16
yeah...things like that first bit are why travis is my least favorite brother lol. I still like him, its just, did he actually think that was...anything?
Does anyone know what Justin says at 3:34
@benwitte5580
4 жыл бұрын
It definitely sounds like “I was crying cause my brother”
@FaultlineSurfer
4 жыл бұрын
"I was trying to help my brother" as in, he was trying to give Travis' bit some sort of traction but Griffin just plowed through it full speed ahead
Mineta Minoru has entered the chat
I’m Ryan
hm so. if a vibrating tuning fork touches your teeth they all shatter. yall know that right?
@4nn4h
4 жыл бұрын
I have done this (the reasons are unimportant), and my teeth didn't shatter. It just hurt a lot and felt very strange.
@lionguardant5468
2 жыл бұрын
@@4nn4h i think i will be the judge of whether the reasons are unimportant thank you very much, please furnish us with the details
AT LEAST FIFTH!
@PyrokineticFire1
4 жыл бұрын
might as well be last
boys PLEASE pay me to subtitle your videos oh my god, this could be a super easy way to make your podcast accessible to Deaf/HOH people PLEASE I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR PUNCHLINES AND ITS HARD WHEN Y'ALL TALK ALL OVER EACH OTHER AND AUTO-GENERATE IS REALLY BAD
@summerdawn4060
4 жыл бұрын
PLUS auto-generate will just skip full minutes of audio, and doesn't read who is saying what so that gets confusing as fuck
@narrativematters4100
4 жыл бұрын
@@summerdawn4060 They're working on getting all the podcasts transcribed!
Kings of Leon have always sucked shit
Llll