MBMBaM 477: Crash Bandicoot’s Wallet Chain

Комедия

If you open yourself up to it, love can find you in the strangest of places. In the meat aging attic. In Crash Bandicoot’s loaded back pocket. Or, in an unassuming serving of customizable, hastily baked authentic Italian pasta. Come, have a bowl. Reconnect.
Suggested talking points: Old Beef Jokes, Sporf, Damien Adultduck, The Raw Voice, Brown Sonic, Veggie Extravaganza, Tom Orrow, The Inside of Superman’s Mouth and Butt

Пікірлер: 111

  • @EinDose
    @EinDose4 жыл бұрын

    Genuine applause to Travis for that opening bit, he essentially just decided to bomb horribly for six minutes straight and pulled it the hell off.

  • @kamalalsb7292

    @kamalalsb7292

    4 жыл бұрын

    The basis of all Travis' comedy is committing hard to something that no one enjoys but him. Some might say this is an ingenious means of ironic comedy. Others would say that he's just not funny.

  • @BlindErephon

    @BlindErephon

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kamalalsb7292 I genuinely think he does it to annoy Justin and Griffin, and also to give them something to poke fun at. The old beef thing for instance. Old Beef is nothing, but Justin and Griffin making fun of Travis for thinking it might be is pretty funny. Thats where the bit is, old beef is secretly.....RED HERRING! (lol)

  • @katl.7586
    @katl.75864 жыл бұрын

    *I WANT TO TALK ABOUT OLD BEEF*

  • @blindseeing

    @blindseeing

    4 жыл бұрын

    should've been the episode title but they're cowards /j

  • @larryy5166
    @larryy51664 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard my JNCO jeans fell down and I broke my wallet chain

  • @frozenbean
    @frozenbean4 жыл бұрын

    I always have fun imagining how loose the terms and language in the Money Zone contracts must be.

  • @Dabednego
    @Dabednego4 жыл бұрын

    37:25 when the munch squad re-came out of unretirement, they brought Little Lord Birthday with them!

  • @blindseeing

    @blindseeing

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh is that what that is? lol I thought he was being Veruca Salt

  • @faroshscale
    @faroshscale4 жыл бұрын

    Whenever a food business uses the words "The ____ experience" it's automatically comedy material

  • @thatonegirlthatcanneversleep

    @thatonegirlthatcanneversleep

    4 жыл бұрын

    *the old beef experience*

  • @amandafrazier9724
    @amandafrazier97244 жыл бұрын

    I'm dying at the Bob Dylan discussion. I was once driving around with my cousin whit a Dylan song on the radio and after maybe twenty seconds or so she says "Who told Bob Dylan he could sing? Was somebody like, 'Bob, you got a really good voice, man'?" And I laughed for five minutes straight then, as I am laughing now. Brilliant songwriter. As a vocalist...leaves something to be desired.

  • @TheDisarminghinkle
    @TheDisarminghinkle4 жыл бұрын

    Superman has been shot in the eyeball and the bullet just crumpled up and fell off without harming him. So, I'm sure his genitals are fine.

  • @Wintorn
    @Wintorn4 жыл бұрын

    This is the second time they've talked about crash bandicoot's nuts

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola4 жыл бұрын

    The McElboys finally get to talk about Cash Banooca

  • @hollandscottthomas

    @hollandscottthomas

    4 жыл бұрын

    Crant Bindlecrumb

  • @BubblyBatty

    @BubblyBatty

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hollandscottthomas Cenidict Bumberbatch

  • @neilvandeloo429

    @neilvandeloo429

    4 жыл бұрын

    Handledick snapplesnatch

  • @hollandscottthomas

    @hollandscottthomas

    4 жыл бұрын

    Batty Crant Bendersnoot

  • @Mariorox1956

    @Mariorox1956

    4 жыл бұрын

    Crashiferous Bandicootius

  • @Snaog
    @Snaog4 жыл бұрын

    the intro genuinely had me in hysterics asdknmkzxc

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow4 жыл бұрын

    Griffin: WHERE MY RYANS ...ARE ...AT Travis: Uh-huh.

  • @blindseeing
    @blindseeing4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Justin for valiantly trying to cut off the talk about Superman's nether regions at the end there

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas52404 жыл бұрын

    Aw beans. I read Crash Bandicoot and had Banjo Kazooey in my head

  • @mozarteanchaos
    @mozarteanchaos4 жыл бұрын

    rlly loving justin just absolutely losing it near the start tyheres something abt that fucking high-pitched laugh-wheezing that just Gets Me yknow

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo59024 жыл бұрын

    It must've taken everything for them to not say Ryan Gosling should be called Billy. *Gentle weeping.*

  • @flower-yl6iw
    @flower-yl6iw4 жыл бұрын

    that opening was absolute gold

  • @thatoneblueperson9286
    @thatoneblueperson92864 жыл бұрын

    i cannot *BEGIN* to describe how *WILDLY* uncomfortable 37:24 makes me

  • @faroshscale

    @faroshscale

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Heavy Metal Collector really??

  • @samuelrodriguez4374

    @samuelrodriguez4374

    2 жыл бұрын

    It looks like we got a new McElroy listener on our hands

  • @100dead
    @100dead4 жыл бұрын

    microtransaction beef

  • @do-nothingbear9474

    @do-nothingbear9474

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just got the Jamaican jerk season pass

  • @stefanalexanderlungu1503

    @stefanalexanderlungu1503

    4 жыл бұрын

    Old beef?

  • @FaultlineSurfer
    @FaultlineSurfer4 жыл бұрын

    That stupid soundboard will always make laugh uncontrollably

  • @johnthomas4516
    @johnthomas45164 жыл бұрын

    i see you trav with your firefly apple reference

  • @weallwinwitholwen4106
    @weallwinwitholwen41064 жыл бұрын

    Griffin's "ah! fuck!" from the box killed me. Best Money Zone I've heard in a long time.

  • @hehadaname
    @hehadaname4 жыл бұрын

    Listening to Travis and the Boys™ talk about Croosh Baendykoot and other topics was a great way to start this work week (today's my Monday)

  • @hehadaname

    @hehadaname

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao the semi-back from retirement Munch Squad segment this episode was hysterical too!

  • @FrozenGoblin
    @FrozenGoblin4 жыл бұрын

    I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I'm Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now

  • @angmering5899
    @angmering58994 жыл бұрын

    I literally thought 'wallet chain' was referring to some sort of cryptocurrency thing.

  • @erokvanrocksalot7545
    @erokvanrocksalot75454 жыл бұрын

    Solved this problem, named my kid Orion, so there.

  • @ripnecco5477
    @ripnecco54774 жыл бұрын

    Y’all see everything these brothers do in a totally different light since Griffin’s FSU speech or?

  • @stefanalexanderlungu1503
    @stefanalexanderlungu15034 жыл бұрын

    The Crash Bandicoot bit sounds like something straight out of Monster Factory

  • @MarkSoupial
    @MarkSoupial4 жыл бұрын

    right from the goddamn start

  • @narrativematters4100
    @narrativematters41004 жыл бұрын

    you can find a sporf making an earlier appearance than this podcast in the first Boxcar Children book

  • @horseonbeach
    @horseonbeach2 жыл бұрын

    31:16 i like to imagine travis is prying the flaps to a cardboard box open and griffin is batting his hands away from inside like a cat

  • @shadoblak
    @shadoblak4 жыл бұрын

    This is now the best episode because Justin explained The Hold Steady. I will be showing this to ALL of my friends. Because they fucking HATE my music.

  • @acoolusername
    @acoolusername4 жыл бұрын

    dear god thank you

  • @kls0110
    @kls01104 жыл бұрын

    TORONTO!!!

  • @blake..-
    @blake..-4 жыл бұрын

    Wtf does grif have perfect pitch ??

  • @elithebicycle760

    @elithebicycle760

    4 жыл бұрын

    I CAME HERE TO ASK THE SAME THING HE SANG AN A PERFECTLY

  • @LemonMoon

    @LemonMoon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Music boy, he make da musick

  • @KC-bb2bc
    @KC-bb2bc4 жыл бұрын

    As someone whose brother is named Ryan, 15:56 caught me completely off guard. I need to show him this immediately

  • @superneko99
    @superneko994 жыл бұрын

    I feel like Griffin has been calling Travis out for not being funny a lot lately

  • @larryy5166

    @larryy5166

    4 жыл бұрын

    If by lately do you mean for years?

  • @Paradockzz

    @Paradockzz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't take this as me disliking Travis, but I think that Travis is funnier when he's actually trying, rather than just throwing shit out.

  • @witzz92

    @witzz92

    4 жыл бұрын

    I've noticed with this show J and G yes and each other, regardless of the nonsense but with Travis they just shut him down or call him unfunny and that's the joke. It's just the way they interact. Cuz both non middle brothers have for sure given less than old beef and gone very far with it lmao.

  • @zacharywood9416

    @zacharywood9416

    4 жыл бұрын

    mae good

  • @sophienah4654

    @sophienah4654

    4 жыл бұрын

    they are brothers. do you have siblings? theyre just ragging on eachother

  • @cytokin5365
    @cytokin53654 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god everyone is complaning about paper straws.

  • @KahosSaint

    @KahosSaint

    4 жыл бұрын

    Acella cause they suck and are fucking stupid.

  • @LordOwenTheThird

    @LordOwenTheThird

    4 жыл бұрын

    but if everyone's doing the same joke it stops being funny

  • @cytokin5365

    @cytokin5365

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its not funny but just coincidental

  • @sssydneyfree
    @sssydneyfree Жыл бұрын

    LEGENDARY OPENING

  • @lionguardant5468
    @lionguardant5468 Жыл бұрын

    god the silverware discussion was VERY close to home

  • @Mariorox1956
    @Mariorox19564 жыл бұрын

    That Crash question must have been before the N. Sane Trilogy, but even so, there were a few Crash games that were a bit more recent. I'm not saying they were good, but they existed.

  • @susanhuppenthal4685
    @susanhuppenthal46854 жыл бұрын

    I am sad that at 26:29 nobody said "that's a crashbandiHOOT"

  • @twistysunshine
    @twistysunshine4 жыл бұрын

    I have a fork that is engraved w an initial. Of my bf's old ex-best friend's last name. That's a one that makes me feel weird

  • @PolygonPapi
    @PolygonPapi4 жыл бұрын

    The McElroys blew my cover, I was trying to lay low!

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl50072 жыл бұрын

    Ryan George created the Ryan-verse so he gets to stay a Ryan

  • @edelricandkidmikk
    @edelricandkidmikk4 жыл бұрын

    Sporfes exist and I own one, they’re in the camping section of like Walmart or target, tbh I don’t remember where I bought it, but it’s REAL!

  • @ryanhill8537
    @ryanhill85374 жыл бұрын

    The Ryan talk fuckin intimidates me

  • @CPTHAP
    @CPTHAP4 жыл бұрын

    I'd say that they called Coco pulling out her phone for stuff in the new Crash game, but it came out like last year.

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow4 жыл бұрын

    Fuckin love Bob Dylan and HARD agree with how bad his voice has been since, like, 1977

  • @louism7945
    @louism79454 жыл бұрын

    You my boy griffo

  • @todayjackdo7036
    @todayjackdo70364 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry but Travis deserves all the guff for his old beef

  • @stefanalexanderlungu1503
    @stefanalexanderlungu15034 жыл бұрын

    'S just old meat

  • @Garmork
    @Garmork4 жыл бұрын

    Name changing is an arcane and stressful procedure. Also imagine being trans and the judge being like "ya sure?" fuck that judge, I'm not mad.

  • @paulunga
    @paulunga4 жыл бұрын

    Yo, straws have always been pointless, paper or not. Their main use is for fruity cocktails and mate - for the second one they've figured out specialized metal straws/sieves several hundred years ago.

  • @heyo6462
    @heyo64624 жыл бұрын

    aw heck yah

  • @MysteriousKammm
    @MysteriousKammm4 жыл бұрын

    Wtf Griffin

  • @clangalang413
    @clangalang41315 күн бұрын

    Hey Justin, I will write a bespoke song or even album for you if you want to write lyrics and provide vocals.

  • @uuh4yj43
    @uuh4yj43Ай бұрын

    dry aged milk is cheese

  • @impora8145
    @impora81454 жыл бұрын

    Ads end at 33:16

  • @rachaelshort1704
    @rachaelshort17043 жыл бұрын

    yeah...things like that first bit are why travis is my least favorite brother lol. I still like him, its just, did he actually think that was...anything?

  • @benwitte5580
    @benwitte55804 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone know what Justin says at 3:34

  • @benwitte5580

    @benwitte5580

    4 жыл бұрын

    It definitely sounds like “I was crying cause my brother”

  • @FaultlineSurfer

    @FaultlineSurfer

    4 жыл бұрын

    "I was trying to help my brother" as in, he was trying to give Travis' bit some sort of traction but Griffin just plowed through it full speed ahead

  • @Emiltee
    @Emiltee4 жыл бұрын

    Mineta Minoru has entered the chat

  • @MrRydude17
    @MrRydude174 жыл бұрын

    I’m Ryan

  • @reesemcgeese824
    @reesemcgeese8244 жыл бұрын

    hm so. if a vibrating tuning fork touches your teeth they all shatter. yall know that right?

  • @4nn4h

    @4nn4h

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have done this (the reasons are unimportant), and my teeth didn't shatter. It just hurt a lot and felt very strange.

  • @lionguardant5468

    @lionguardant5468

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@4nn4h i think i will be the judge of whether the reasons are unimportant thank you very much, please furnish us with the details

  • @CJJC
    @CJJC4 жыл бұрын

    AT LEAST FIFTH!

  • @PyrokineticFire1

    @PyrokineticFire1

    4 жыл бұрын

    might as well be last

  • @summerdawn4060
    @summerdawn40604 жыл бұрын

    boys PLEASE pay me to subtitle your videos oh my god, this could be a super easy way to make your podcast accessible to Deaf/HOH people PLEASE I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR PUNCHLINES AND ITS HARD WHEN Y'ALL TALK ALL OVER EACH OTHER AND AUTO-GENERATE IS REALLY BAD

  • @summerdawn4060

    @summerdawn4060

    4 жыл бұрын

    PLUS auto-generate will just skip full minutes of audio, and doesn't read who is saying what so that gets confusing as fuck

  • @narrativematters4100

    @narrativematters4100

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@summerdawn4060 They're working on getting all the podcasts transcribed!

  • @Goatbeez
    @Goatbeez2 жыл бұрын

    Kings of Leon have always sucked shit

  • @ivegotbadtaste9181
    @ivegotbadtaste91812 жыл бұрын

    Llll