MBMBaM 481: I Have Seen Every Bird

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Look, the title ain’t lying, and you’d have no way of proving it if it were. One of us has seen every bird, full stop. We’re the new high score on the birdwatcher leaderboard, and who’s gonna argue against that? The birds? Probably not the birds.
Suggested talking points: Spookily, Raccoon Trash Strats (feat. John Hodgman), Dickbilled Priebus, Freakied and Fridayed, Ammunition for the Soda Wars

Пікірлер: 126

  • @stevencooper1103
    @stevencooper11034 жыл бұрын

    I will never forget the time my friend and I smoked a joint in high school and then found out our class was going to read books to little kids. We read Spookily the Square Pumpkin. One of the most challenging things I've ever had to do in life.

  • @shawnaeatscats

    @shawnaeatscats

    4 жыл бұрын

    You're a hero

  • @sadierift1201

    @sadierift1201

    Жыл бұрын

    Did you survive?

  • @Uncle-Jay

    @Uncle-Jay

    5 ай бұрын

    How?

  • @superneko99
    @superneko994 жыл бұрын

    I feel like birds have slowly but surely been replacing horses as the main goof animal on mbmbam

  • @savannahlevy97

    @savannahlevy97

    4 жыл бұрын

    good

  • @brody2k

    @brody2k

    4 жыл бұрын

    Both beautiful majestic beasts- this goof town is big enough for both of them.

  • @tactiCole_

    @tactiCole_

    4 жыл бұрын

    much like how real birds were slowly but surely replaced with drones by the government

  • @sadierift1201

    @sadierift1201

    Жыл бұрын

    I like turtles

  • @BraigeRoleyMusic

    @BraigeRoleyMusic

    9 ай бұрын

    @@tactiCole_exactly

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas52404 жыл бұрын

    I cannot WAIT until their kids grow up and they get to listen to their dads absolutely dunking on on their favorite movies and tv shows they loved as a kid

  • @barnabykane4515
    @barnabykane45154 жыл бұрын

    Before the episode even starts I'm going to say that "I have seen every bird," is a very Justin thing to say.

  • @ironici

    @ironici

    4 жыл бұрын

    A round of applause to your prediction

  • @sasukuto
    @sasukuto4 жыл бұрын

    I have had such a terrible terrbile morning, and literally as Im laying in my bed at my lowest and needed you most I refresh to see the episode had come out 26 seconds before I refreshed. Thank you 3 boys so much for the work you put into every week. You guys really do help people forget about the shit for awhile.

  • @Maradrafts

    @Maradrafts

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hope the shit is of the variety that can clear out and that you'll be alright. Hold tight and take care, and treat yourself to all the McElroy content you need!

  • @katl.7586

    @katl.7586

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hope your day/week improves from here! [warm fistbump]

  • @TheDisarminghinkle

    @TheDisarminghinkle

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm in a similar situation. Life has completely gone to hell. But, at least I have this. Also, at least I'm not Anthony Burch.

  • @kaylathompson9418

    @kaylathompson9418

    4 жыл бұрын

    May I suggest.......Uno: The Movie 😏

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas52404 жыл бұрын

    As each episode goes on I can’t help thinking that the intro introducing their names is just a setup for griffin’s punchline

  • @starlingmurmuration

    @starlingmurmuration

    4 жыл бұрын

    you had me waiting for the great thing griffin would describe himself as, and -

  • @TwadesOldChannel

    @TwadesOldChannel

    4 жыл бұрын

    Artemis H You saying you don’t appreciate Griffin “Bones” McElroy?

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow4 жыл бұрын

    "The problem is, I am looking at this Wikipedia page, and there are no fun facts." I love John so much for his honesty here.

  • @gayMath
    @gayMath4 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to find out how many birds they've seen.

  • @toonaidan

    @toonaidan

    4 жыл бұрын

    7 birds, flying tirelessly from the storm

  • @savannahlevy97

    @savannahlevy97

    4 жыл бұрын

    all of them

  • @Blattella

    @Blattella

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@toonaidan SEVEN That's the clue

  • @loglog1954

    @loglog1954

    4 жыл бұрын

    69 likes

  • @pink_sunflower_girly4705

    @pink_sunflower_girly4705

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@toonaidan clicked on this video purely for this comment, thank you /gen

  • @emilyhogan4973
    @emilyhogan49734 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad somebody finally talked about Spookley

  • @unfortunatekwee
    @unfortunatekwee4 жыл бұрын

    I s a w s e v e n b i r d s

  • @Carzand

    @Carzand

    4 жыл бұрын

    ;o; don't do this to me (i kid don't ever stop hitting me with this)

  • @ebetg4191
    @ebetg41913 жыл бұрын

    religiously watching danny gonzalez 🤝 religiously listening to mbmbam spookley the square pumpkin

  • @Sirake
    @Sirake4 жыл бұрын

    These guys sound like real experts, I'm going to follow their advice!

  • @100dead

    @100dead

    4 жыл бұрын

    oh no he's gonna create the everlasting stringburger

  • @ahryn81
    @ahryn814 жыл бұрын

    I really want to see this cold open animated, skeleton Griffin.

  • @brody2k
    @brody2k4 жыл бұрын

    I didn't expect this episode to cause me to download a bird identification app, yet here we are.

  • @5ft4inprotagonist24
    @5ft4inprotagonist244 жыл бұрын

    the best meundies ad. If all sponsored segments were like this, that would be great

  • @raycat9301
    @raycat93014 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad they are addressing the weird part of youtube, unlike the rest of us that have chosen to ignore it.

  • @Abdega

    @Abdega

    4 жыл бұрын

    We’ve all addressed it long ago, but we always assumed it was our fault for wandering too far. We didn’t realize it was slowly creeping up to all of us

  • @ramywiles
    @ramywiles4 жыл бұрын

    I'm mentally too deep in my relisten of Stolen Century not to see the title and immediately scream-think "I SAW SEVEN BIRDS"

  • @laurenyork6095

    @laurenyork6095

    Жыл бұрын

    Congratulations, you saw all the birds!

  • @LancenHarms
    @LancenHarms4 жыл бұрын

    I was half-hoping the spooky music would persist through the whole episode.

  • @trahnettilhcs
    @trahnettilhcs4 жыл бұрын

    Hoping to get drawn for my Weird KZread Permit this year, looking to post up in Zone 3 where the big game is

  • @LordMoonie
    @LordMoonie4 жыл бұрын

    Caffeinated water actually exists already I saw some in the walmart the other day and man, what a world we live in.

  • @jaynenunya6070

    @jaynenunya6070

    4 жыл бұрын

    I regularly drink caffeinated water. It's sparkling flavored water.

  • @juliajumame
    @juliajumame4 жыл бұрын

    Oh god the other week I went to a Halloween party and while we carved pumpkins, one girl put spookly on and everyone else was like... what’s happening...

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai4 жыл бұрын

    Merlin! I love that app! I use it all the time when I'm walking around parks and gardens. Spotted some beautiful Golden Orioles the other day.

  • @italulu
    @italulu4 жыл бұрын

    I only saw seven birds

  • @lovestrucktheidiot

    @lovestrucktheidiot

    4 жыл бұрын

    You stop that. Lol

  • @Abdega

    @Abdega

    4 жыл бұрын

    I saw 4 and a half

  • @LasagnaTheArtist

    @LasagnaTheArtist

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Abdega >:,( Now you stop that too

  • @sintua
    @sintua4 жыл бұрын

    >The boys talking about where are people even listening to their podcast I listen to MBMBAM On KZread, like a god damned lunatic.

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas52404 жыл бұрын

    Travis comin in clutch with that pronoun catch

  • @willdanib
    @willdanib4 жыл бұрын

    'Uploaded 8 seconds ago' doesn't even have a thumbnail yet

  • @willdanib

    @willdanib

    4 жыл бұрын

    very excited anyway tho, just gone to check my podcasts app

  • @brody2k

    @brody2k

    4 жыл бұрын

    I too just come here to like and comment then dip to the podcast player.

  • @renmartin5681
    @renmartin56814 жыл бұрын

    i was listening to this episode while doing schoolwork for background noise, and Justin said " Spookely The Square Pumpkin" and i had to drop everything I was doing to pay attention immediately

  • @PixelHead777
    @PixelHead7774 жыл бұрын

    Broke: I saw seven birds Woke: I saw every fuckin' bird

  • @19nmiller1
    @19nmiller14 жыл бұрын

    John is my favorite guest that's been on so far, no one will match the raw power of his portrayal of Jeremy

  • @chloebw
    @chloebw Жыл бұрын

    listening to this episode two years later, while also idly poking around on the internet, lead me to look up “who has seen every bird” to see the wikipedia article that Griffin mentions, and under “Birdwatchers famous for achievements in other fields” towards the bottom of the list, is one Griffin Andrew McElroy. Whoever put him in there, thank you, but I think Justin deserves his spot on this list more.

  • @bee_doug
    @bee_doug4 жыл бұрын

    Oh heck yes, I’m so ready for my weekly dose of McElroy goodness

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 Жыл бұрын

    I loved listening to my brothers describe the First Corporate War through the eyes of cola megacorps

  • @mothmansboyfriend8021
    @mothmansboyfriend80214 жыл бұрын

    Don't know about y'all but I've seen seven birds

  • @Bee..
    @Bee..4 жыл бұрын

    I was sure that Spookly the Square Pumpkin was a childhood fever dream

  • @sheehanlachance4955
    @sheehanlachance49554 жыл бұрын

    John Hodgman is awesome, if you get the chance to have him on again, please don't hesitate.

  • @cowsparks
    @cowsparks4 жыл бұрын

    ok but as a canadian i really vibed with your thanksgiving goofs. also we dont watch football on thanksgiving but the trash definitely does go in the bedroom

  • @prettyshinyspaghetti8332
    @prettyshinyspaghetti83324 жыл бұрын

    Before listening to this episode, I was listening to ep. 222 which also had John Hodgeman!!

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach840513 күн бұрын

    it never struck me until just now that the spooky music they use is also in Best of the Worst

  • @katl.7586
    @katl.75864 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for a great episode, brothers three!

  • @XanBcoo
    @XanBcoo4 жыл бұрын

    I could have listened to the Canadian Thanksgiving segment for the whole hour

  • @peterm5545
    @peterm55454 жыл бұрын

    thank you for story time with Uncle Hoops

  • @unfortunatekwee
    @unfortunatekwee4 жыл бұрын

    Happy Canadian Thanksgiving™ boys!! Other Canadians, have a good time eating, having a day off, and witnessing family drama :)

  • @ironici
    @ironici4 жыл бұрын

    "The Cola Wars" is also a 100% gold title for the episode

  • @tundra1992
    @tundra19924 жыл бұрын

    Oh no Griffin! Death by peeling :o the banana's took their vengeance for his banana sins :'c

  • @bee_doug
    @bee_doug4 жыл бұрын

    I was folding laundry while listening to this episode and 49:18 made me laugh a little

  • @leaffaerie
    @leaffaerie4 жыл бұрын

    this going up at 1:30pm canadian Thanksgiving is fate

  • @garretthaslam3869
    @garretthaslam38693 жыл бұрын

    John fucking killed on this show

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega4 жыл бұрын

    4:00 John Wicke has a beard. Not sure how well wearing his accessories to costume parties will go. Unless it’s a really cool one

  • @twistysunshine
    @twistysunshine4 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, I used to watch Spookley as a kid

  • @werewolfsbane
    @werewolfsbane4 жыл бұрын

    oh my gosh i remember spookly the square pumpkin this is so bad so much memories asdgthyjuk

  • @catpeterson4922
    @catpeterson49224 жыл бұрын

    I love how much of a kick Griffin gets out of John X3 Also, did he write music this week or was it just royalty-free?

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas52404 жыл бұрын

    I want an episode full of Clint stories

  • @saw9413
    @saw94134 жыл бұрын

    the flaming branch from spookily the square pumpkin gave me nightmares as an 8 year old

  • @0rbeez
    @0rbeez4 жыл бұрын

    I love these boys

  • @darnwaffles7712
    @darnwaffles77124 жыл бұрын

    I have seen every bird, and there are seven. I saw seven birds

  • @heyo6462
    @heyo64624 жыл бұрын

    Wooo new mbmbam hell yeah!

  • @larryy5166
    @larryy51664 жыл бұрын

    Excellent bonus moneyzone for Merlin

  • @graveyardgeese2984
    @graveyardgeese29849 ай бұрын

    i love the merlin id app, ideal way to spend time. I give a shit about that knowledge

  • @greeensouls9
    @greeensouls94 жыл бұрын

    was feeling pretty shit, thanks

  • @horseonbeach
    @horseonbeach Жыл бұрын

    53:29 griffin and travis smelled blood in the water. "uh huh? yeah?"

  • @remyortega3394
    @remyortega33944 жыл бұрын

    hey early squad

  • @byff6209
    @byff62094 жыл бұрын

    Im actually addicted to pop, it's 9:30 am and ive already had 2 cans. Doing things i dont like while drinking backfires and i actually like what im doing

  • @warren_waters
    @warren_waters4 жыл бұрын

    A cola company becoming the official soda of a terrorist organization and having their image destroyed is an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia

  • @Kane_the_Newschool_DM
    @Kane_the_Newschool_DM4 жыл бұрын

    I listen to you on KZread!

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot81774 жыл бұрын

    your child is like the third or fourth kid ive heard that calls carbonated drinks "spicy"

  • @CoalMineTed
    @CoalMineTed Жыл бұрын

    26:17 for the Bird Yahoo

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator4 жыл бұрын

    fun fact wolverine scott and jean are in a poly thing in canon comics thanks

  • @lakehouse4336
    @lakehouse43362 жыл бұрын

    my middle school nickname was spookley the square pumpkin, yes I was bullied how did you know

  • @michaelwetzel1062
    @michaelwetzel10623 жыл бұрын

    I work for Coca-Cola and I will 100% be passing their plan at 52:18 to my boss

  • @shawnaeatscats
    @shawnaeatscats4 жыл бұрын

    LOL they got SO MAD at him!!!

  • @DestituteBaron
    @DestituteBaron4 жыл бұрын

    i despise justin for reminding me about spookley the square pumpkin

  • @jakeisjake112
    @jakeisjake1124 жыл бұрын

    Yo Justin! Lets fucking talk about spookly the square pumpkin. That shit was my jam

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach84056 ай бұрын

    26:20 for the titular yahoo

  • @aud7593
    @aud75934 жыл бұрын

    those are bones!

  • @headmeat9568
    @headmeat95684 жыл бұрын

    damn when does the guy leave

  • @level43aipom28
    @level43aipom284 жыл бұрын

    I listen to MBMBaM on MusicBee

  • @KhalisKwid
    @KhalisKwid4 жыл бұрын

    owo

  • @hemlocksgrove4398
    @hemlocksgrove43984 жыл бұрын

    I thought you saw 7

  • @moth.monster
    @moth.monster4 жыл бұрын

    You know this spookley guy seemed alright until i saw the actual character and OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S HIDEOUS

  • @chantalbellmont6937
    @chantalbellmont69374 жыл бұрын

    Today is NOT Canadian Thanksgiving

  • @todayjackdo7036
    @todayjackdo70364 жыл бұрын

    I've had diet coke at 5am ahs can say that yes it burns

  • @angst_
    @angst_4 жыл бұрын

    Dasani is filtered tap water

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo59024 жыл бұрын

    This year's Jackolympics have been cancelled due to chafing.

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl50072 жыл бұрын

    Dees bois don’t appreciate the joy of bird watching >,

  • @tommyottoking
    @tommyottoking4 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe this went on my birthday and then they said the date!!!

  • @LobsterHaunting
    @LobsterHaunting4 жыл бұрын

    I am a bird you havent seen me

  • @ardendelspain
    @ardendelspain11 ай бұрын

    Just popping in 2023 to let you know as of yet no artist across platforms has attempted to imagine the dick-billed prebus or the green-billed honey hammer and, frankly, that's a little disappointing. Google did try to change my search to the green billed honey badger, however, and that also has zero takers.

  • @raxid5950
    @raxid59504 жыл бұрын

    bird watching is just stalking, ya perverts.

  • @Dabednego
    @Dabednego4 жыл бұрын

    Raccoons in Toronto Do Not Give A Fuck.

  • @chantalbellmont6937
    @chantalbellmont69374 жыл бұрын

    A dark web FOR birds

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