"I'd like that, Trav. Thanks. Uh, you're Griffin." Peak sibling mood. I mismatch my little brother's names, like, daily.

@Guccibear100

4 жыл бұрын

My mom calls my sister, niece, and even our dogs all the wrong name out of a small pool of 5 names. It's hilarious.

@leahl5007

2 жыл бұрын

“There’s a lot of you guys” “That’s fair” I’m DED 😂😂😂

uhh.... brothers? those good chess ideas you have? that's just fire emblem.

@rickjohnson1719

4 жыл бұрын

Make a knockoff call it "hot symbol"

@em_birch

4 жыл бұрын

I still can't get over FE characters' names. My goodness.

@erikw.s.5209

4 жыл бұрын

[BDG voice] "What if chess made you horny?"

@burkesongs

4 жыл бұрын

I was easily 8 minutes into the episode before I realized they were saying "remount" instead of "reamed out".

@k.a.u.4599

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say Wizard Chess

"Speaking of ochres" (starts talking about Shrek) THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED JOKE OF THE CENTURY

"When you're in front of other people it's like being alone with an audience" wow that's a wild sentence you just crafted Griffy Boy

Me, just having a rotten ol' day: ): The McElroys: How bout a yahoo? Me: (:

The ad for Travis's Secondhand Goofs in the Money Zone had me ROLLING

@leomonteiroart

4 жыл бұрын

29:19 for (my own) reference

The boys need to experience Fairy Chess which is basically, "NOW MY BISHOP HAS A GUN" "I set my rook on fire and push it into your pawn cavern." "The Frog captures the Pyromancer." Also, I used to clip my pocketwatch to a belt loop and hang it in my pocket like a wallet chain. These days I just carry a Motorola Razr on a chain. It's adequately antiquated.

@k.a.u.4599

3 жыл бұрын

You're living on a level of efficiency the rest of us can only dream of

"That's a Christmas to Me" has big 90s sitcom Christmas special energy

It's a Shane that "Its a Christmas to me" is only about Hallmark movies... This means Justin will never bring up "Holiday in Handcuffs".

@nataliedavis7920

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, I've seen that and it's the worst movie ever

@natalie7851

4 жыл бұрын

i’m uninitiated and afraid W HA T is “Holiday in Handcuffs”

@traxthetrashwizard

4 жыл бұрын

@@natalie7851 I recommend looking up a plot synopsis.

@nataliedavis7920

4 жыл бұрын

@@natalie7851 Hello fellow Natalie. From what I remember, a girl meets a cute dude (I think it's at a truck stop or some other weird place) while she's on her way home for Christmas, and for some reason or another (again, based only off of memory) she puts him in those fluffy prop handcuffs and takes him to her family's cabin. She convinces him to pretend to be her boyfriend, then, because it's hallmarky, they fall in love. It's super weird

@bigshrimpin69420

4 жыл бұрын

@@nataliedavis7920 she kidnaps him at gunpoint and then tells a random 80 year old dude that shes gonna fuck him and its a kink thing and then the old dude gives her the fluffy handcuffs and then her entire family starts falling apart but also doesnt believe him when he says hes been kidnapped. Also despite literally kidnapping him and this dude having a fiance they end up together at the end and its supposed to be cute and romantic somehow.

It has been over a decade since I was in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, my first real musical, and I don't think I can ever forget the colors no matter how hard I may try.

When Justin busted out his special segment I said, out loud, "Hell yeah!".

"Hats Off to Christmas " was in Justin's insane Hallmark roll call from however many years ago.

@crowspeaches5123

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Frazier "Justin's insane hallmark roll call" is a phrase that I do not understand but need to know more about

@crawmslor5943

4 жыл бұрын

@@crowspeaches5123 kzread.info/dash/bejne/mquYt7FmY73acbg.html

@amandafrazier9724

4 жыл бұрын

@@crawmslor5943 Thank you!

@amandafrazier9724

4 жыл бұрын

@@crowspeaches5123 the person below linked to the bit. It's freaking hysterical. (Also, I don't know what it says about the number of times I've listened to MBMBAM excerpts that I was able to instantly ID that particular movie title, but...here we are.)

That’s a Christmas to me is my all time favorite bit

@Molscheira

4 жыл бұрын

It's sooooo good!

32:06 I WAS NOT READY

take the croc man bowling

I absolutely lost it at travis's second hand goofs oml

@cornmaized

4 жыл бұрын

Gosh yes

Magnus planewalked to the plane of thought with the help of Clint McElroy and became chess champion

D-did travis forget the word regicide. the word that literally means killing a king.

@faroshscale

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@asmrtpop2676

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, yes? Most people don’t know the word lol.

There is actually a Hallmark movie called “Charming Christmas” but it stars Julie Benz.

Whelp. Now I'm at work listening to the whole Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat soundtrack.

Sprinkle a shitload of powdered sugar in the class doorway. When Mr. Crocs comes in, be Johnny-on-the-spot with a dustpan, all "Hey sir, I was just cleaning up this powdered sugar mess, don't worry about it!" Then measure his footprint in the powdered sugar. Or cocaine.

Also, aren't saloon doors just begging for any type of wildlife to just stroll on in completely unhindered?? Like, there are all types of coyotes and shit roaming around the old west, how did that ever work?

@k.a.u.4599

3 жыл бұрын

It's all to do with the horses they string up outside. Nature's bodyguards. Most wild animals know not to fuck with a horse. Also humans. Wild don't normally go near where humans are unless they're forced to.

Confusing Trav and Griff's names is a prime oldest sibling move, establishes dominance perfectly

I knew Hats Off to Christmas is real because I’ve listened to their Hallmark Madness bit like 30 times and they mention it there

8:48 for a good second my brain heard "HOW DO SHE IS IT"

@k.a.u.4599

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad to inform you that you are not alone there.

@rainy1835

3 жыл бұрын

@@k.a.u.4599 oh thank christ

Travis with the Dark Materials reference FTW.

I got a ad on pandora for that high school reenactment show with Kristen Bell

@fishmagee5135

4 жыл бұрын

It happened at my high school. They made the theater 10x fancier than it ever it was for the filming of the show.

"Well she just faints sometimes"

Gariffen slayed me in the intro....dang

WAIT I GOT IT! for the crocs student: your forearm (from elbow to wrist) is always exactly the same length as your foot! So you can measure your teacher's forearm to get an approximation of how big his foot is, and then use that to figure out what size to get!

@Cuttlefisher

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck dude I wish I'd known this earlier. We wound up at least showing him this bit of the episode and that wound up being his present instead, he got a real kick out of it. Good in case I wind up with another highly eccentric art professor though.

That chess bit is literally an episode of No Game: No LIfe

I remembered Hats Off to Christmas from their Hallmark Madness bit.

They're looking at it from the wrong way. You don't bring the drinking horns to other people... You bring the people to the drinking horns. Invite guests over and have a drinking horn party. Or just treat them like any other drinkware for the purposes of entertaining guests and casually offer people some fine ales from the horn as if it's the most normal thing.

Justin and Sidney got their casts spot on. Candice Cameron Bure and Lori Loughlin are Hallmark staples

A charming christmas sounded too good to be a Hallmark movie, this was just too obvious

i love podmé from star war

Im so excited based on the description lmao

20:56 IM GONNA CRY TRAVIS SAYING "WHAT--WAIT HOLD ON BOYS" IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

I did all of the hallmark questions perfectly because (alas) my mom plays them nonstop when I visit.

35:25 i have never ever heard such incredulity from a human being before. "pump.... pumpkin carving contest? pumpkin carving contest??"

1) Bring over all your silly cups to enjoy with your friends. 2) Wallet chains are already a things, so...yeah you can just wear a pocket watch and nobody will think much of it. From personal experience, when they see you pull out the actual watch, they'll find it a fun twist.

I want an album of justins segment themes

“that’s earth that’s life did that to us” a new griffin quote

If there’s one thing I know about theatre kids, it’s that they would do anything to get in the spotlight again and relive the old glory days

"scrub your nuts" needs to be on a t shirt lol

I was totally vibing to the Travis chess master song.

"Is metal the hard stuff from trees?"

I need the fainting scenario to become kind of like that story with the girl who has the red ribbon tied around her neck to keep her head on and idk how it’ll get there but that has to be the endgame.

I'm going to need the bit from 50:22 - 50:46 as a ringtone.

The beginning chess bit is straight up homestuck

I would do literally anything for Kristen Bell. Or literal Princess Anna for that matter.

im happy when this comes out

Ok fr the Christmas to Me song was a legit bop

Broadway baby :'))

I need to know specifically witch hallmark movies have time travel please

Thanks for the shoutout boys! Here's my version of "That's a Christmas to Me" on its own if you want to add it to your holiday playlists: kzread.info/dash/bejne/k3-M3LCDgZa4aNo.html

Never been this early 🤣

chaps are the saloon doors of pants..

@k.a.u.4599

3 жыл бұрын

Some worker in the old west got high on peyote and just made the swingin' doors out of leather accidentally and then had to find a use for them and ended up with buttless crotchless pantq

I went to a public rest-stop toilet once that had saloon doors for each toilet stall. As you can imagine, this was a fucking nightmare situation to be in.

51:42 this hits different in quarantine

If you look up Haylie duff's IMDB page she's got at least six credits that are just Christmas movies. So many of these actors just do a bunch of them. Suggestion for Justin and Sydney: There's a series that includes A Christmas Kiss, A Christmas Kiss 2, and Merry kissmas, which all involve kissing under the mistletoe in a stuck elevator. This could be a good one to make fake. Plus I stan A Christmas Kiss II.

I was iffy about religious musicals but after giving JCS a try and loving it I want to give a try to "All the Fuckin' Colors in Joseph's Super Jacket"

Well...I know what I’m doing for the next hour :)

Ahh yes, I was waiting for this!!

If "Hat's Off To Christmas" was made up by Justin and Sydney I think my jaw would have fallen off

@k.a.u.4599

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what exactly is going on with your username and zucchini profile pic but I'm very down

"put your arm around the fire"

SICK!!!

Trying to discreetly guess shoe sizes and bowling doesn't come up?

Join the McElroy brothers and question askers alike as they forget that bars exist

Marge, I never graduated from High School. Well that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait... maybe it does.

I am horribly disappointed that the title of this episode was not "Don't Chirp at my Foot Dick!"

that song got a Tom Cochrane feel

If they could slow down on the podcasts I'm only on episode 136 and its 2013

excellent mbmbam

“Don’t chirp at my foot-dick!” - Griffin McElroy 2019

Yay!

pertaining to the shoe discussion ask him to come over to your house and take his shoes off at the front door and then go back later and look at them

Sorry the chess question and Travis’s immediate answer was just the question being asked by taako and magnus answering Makes it even better that griffin calls the guy Magnus later on in the bit lmao

Carlsburg.... like Steve Carlsburg? Justin... 😏

You don't, Nerble. You don't.

is this the last mbmbam for the year?

@TheNitpickChick

4 жыл бұрын

They’re almost certainly going to release their Candlenights show before the end of the year. 😊 Other than that, I’m not sure if there’s going to be any other eps this December.

I actually love encore and I don’t understand their disdain

yay

money zone ends at 32:03

First! Butternut thunder muffin!!!!

I am yiur adoptedest brorther

Aw yee

44:40 saving for later

self promo: i made an animation using this audio! on me channel