justin: Did you guys hear about the banana art? Griffin: (nervously in the background)...what?

@jasenlesh9834

4 жыл бұрын

Griffin: If I was to 69, I would have to put my wife's entire lower body in my mouth. Travis: Wait, is that not...? Griffin: Oh shit

We need a compilation of Griffin harassing Justin when he opens a can.

@RusticSquid

3 жыл бұрын

Friend do I have the video for you: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g2d4k6imlrGfaKw.html

@Levacque

3 ай бұрын

At this point, it's too late for me to start compiling a list of all the times I've heard it 😂 what we need to do is find somebody who only just started listening to the back catalogue, and that way we can get somebody on this thing from the ground floor.

@raimarulightning

2 ай бұрын

​@@Levacque I have amazing news

the macklemore brothers are NOT experts.

the momentary pause of hesitant/nervous confusion when Justin claimed "you can't even do that" RE: 69 like neither brother was immediately sure whether they should agree or disagree

the first time i listened to this episode and justin said that he fainted, i swear to god i could not stop myself from laughing when i went back to the moment he started laughing and you can actually hear things falling in the background. i do hope hes okay though but wow

Everybody commenting memes but no one's bringing up the fact that our boys don't know how to 69 😔

@puresolus

4 жыл бұрын

"is that not-?" -travis

6:25 is the funniest part of this video

Travis fires back in this one folks!!! The middlest brother has heard about the wall banana!!!

rip 69ing, proven impossible by the mcleroys

the noise griffin made when justin announced the space jam menu.

Proof that Charlie is the best McElroy: Justin: I'm gonna buy two tubs of cool whip in case S O M E B O D Y shoves their face into one. Charlie: What if someone shoves their face into two? >:3c

i hate that i immediately knew what that title gag was,, time to re-evaluate my life

mmmmmm yummy yummy monday mbmbam keep me alive and sane

The last time I was late to a comment chain, a big twist in TAZ was spoiled for me!

@faroshscale

4 жыл бұрын

What was it now I'm curious

@larryy5166

4 жыл бұрын

@@faroshscale E G G B A B E

@Molscheira

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry that happened! Maaan, spoilers suck...

okay but is Justin...okay??

Is Travis a warlock? ...Is...is Travis a GENIUS warlock?!

Potion base ingredient is obviously Mike's secret sauce.

I'm losing my shit on the bus back from the airport at 1am. Everyone is tired and trying to sleep. I am universally reviled. I can't stop chuckling at ewdaddy.

I haven’t listened yet but I can only assume this is the sequel to Ooooh mommy

Last time I was this early, Pan was still my God

the second specifically umami based title good

no one can ever open a soda, eat a food, or let a dog bark without griffin giving them shit for it

9:15 just the way Trav says it is hilarious

@nyranna_

4 жыл бұрын

Travis is a gift, thank Travis for Travis

6:25 Justin cracks a soda and faints while his brothers slam him

Last time I was this early, I was caught up on TAZ

Eat the rich....oops wrong video.

@brooklyn9923

4 жыл бұрын

No go on, you're right

@kitteneyejo

4 жыл бұрын

you're right and you should say it

@llamalitany

4 жыл бұрын

griffin mcelroy, go on chapo

@DimT670

4 жыл бұрын

Communism vore

Oh I can already tell this is going to be a good one

*sizzle SNAP!* Griffin: Ooh, FUCK yeah, Justin!!!

Travis forced me to look up what dirt is made of I'm so mad. It is made of rocks and plant matter mostly and a bunch of other shit.

Mike's secret stuff: it's a placebo just like the ingredient of the milkshake, now give us 12$ for this shake

I was told 69 was the number of positions and i never googled it because i didn't want that in my search history

@DarthChewdup

4 жыл бұрын

Sofia Banuelos imagine that the circles are the heads, and the lines are the bodies.

Hey y’all? If you really really really want to eat dirt, please go see your doctor. Pica (cravings to eat things like dirt, clay, and chalk) is a hallmark symptom of iron deficiency anemia.

Love Potion Number 5 Alarm Chili.

frozen cool-whip is actually awesome, sort of like a sweeter ice cream. it's really good

actually fainting is not great, anyone know if Justin has joked about having high bloodpressure?

@yougotthecrowbar

4 жыл бұрын

Appreciate your concern, but Sydney (his wife) is a licensed medical practitioner. I'm sure if its a problem she'll have him get it checked out. As a side note, Justin and Sydney do a medical comedy podcast called Sawbones. I recommend you check it out.

@singingsunflower9000

4 жыл бұрын

@@yougotthecrowbar , yes! i love their pod, she has a very smooth voice that still sounds strong and factual, i particularly enjoy old alchemy and pharmaceutical topics. It just hit me in my weak spot since i easily faint and have had many tonic-clonic seizures without medical care/check ups, cardivascular and stroke related disease terrifies me. And what if her medical brain is blinded towards loved ones? Oh well, gonna go refill my half-empty glass of water

@alushandatramp

4 жыл бұрын

​@@singingsunflower9000 For what it's worth, I've fainted about three times from laughing too hard and come very close numerous times where I've gotten tunnel vision and everything. I've exhibited no other symptoms that might suggest I have an underlying condition. Some people really can just laugh themselves unconscious.

@asmrtpop2676

4 жыл бұрын

yougotthe crowbar I recommend you don’t make assumptions about what people know. Especially a fan of this show lol...don’t assume they’re not aware of Sydney or Sawbones jeez.

7:00 Justin is slowly turning into Paul blart irl he will actually be watching PBMC2 until the end of time as he much like Paul blart will be a immortal hypoglycemic

The witch thing is so funny to me almost exclusively because of how Griffin said "potatoes soup"

Theres so many "last time I was this early" TAZ comments so I guess it's my turn, Last time I was this early Taako actually knew who his sister was.

@nyranna_

4 жыл бұрын

THAT HURTS

@outdatedmeme4963

4 жыл бұрын

@@nyranna_ suffer

The freaking cool whip bit kiLLED ME-

I work for red Lobster and im getting that God damn sweater!

I love this podcast so much, I'm literally on episode 50 and can't get enough!

@kmlac6596

4 жыл бұрын

datcatjim lifted yayy welcome!! Life is better with these good good boys

Travis fucking brought the heat this week.

Jibbling and gurgling around

I thought this said edwaddy and was excited for the long-awaited criken guestpert segment

Last time I was this early, I only died, like, 27 times

trav is right, dirt is very similar to sand, its a mixture of ground up rocks and organic matter. sand is all ground up rocks and shells, and loam is all organic matter i think. soil is mostly loam with some dirt.

Frozen cool whip is amazing.. it’s like ice cream..

43:00 * cough * The base potion is essentially a brine/pickling agent that keeps the end product good for a long time. * cough *

HAVE THEY NEVER HAD FROZEN COOL WHIP? ITS LIKE ICE CREAM BUT COOL WHIP

Center of my holiday cookies I last brought to campus were Jalapeno Jelly. Not hot, but sweet and savory little Jalapeno Jelly Jewels.

....they started talking about rubiks cubes RIGHT after i picked up mine. spooky.

im the nut in the cookie

I cannot wait until MeUndies starts coming out with lingerie and the McElroys start having to rep sex stuff again. That will be great.

@asmrtpop2676

4 жыл бұрын

Lingerie is just underwear. Underwear can be sex stuff and it can be not sex stuff. Ever mouthed a dick from the outside of boxers? Good stuff.

Dirt is ground up rock, a rock weathering for decades will make dirt. Or pioneer species come and turn the rocks into dirt.

"Right now, I don't think my brothers are very funny." I disagree.

Dang, what an air ball

Hey, guess who literally just got fuckin wrecked by TAZ Balance and desperately needs to come down from the emotional roller coaster/devastation wrought by these very same boys?

piss nachos

@illumanarwhals3543

4 жыл бұрын

also, uno

@toxicjolteon5716

4 жыл бұрын

Illumanarwhals :3 the perfect combination

If you can solve Sudoku puzzles "quickly" it's worth a $1,000,000 prize. Sudoku puzzles are an NP problem, and if you have an algorithm that can solve them fast enough, that constitutes a proof that P=NP, which is one of the 7 Millennium Prize Problems in math. So, if I saw someone complete a Sudoku in 1 second, I would be very impressed.

Im pretty sure the Banana performance artist got arrested because of that

I’ve never been this early.

Oh boy they are debating the ship of Theseus but with spice that ain't gonna end well

How did I get here so early

25:50 ah the vore boy returns

All I can think of is Piss Christ when they're talking about art.

@shawnaeatscats

4 жыл бұрын

One of my all time faves

6:25 lol

Next: edadaddy

Love that this time they're all drunk instead of awkwardly hating on Travis, good.

@savannahlevy97

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah what's with that? It's like they never want his jokes to land when they very much do.

@scheibe7317

4 жыл бұрын

@@savannahlevy97 He does have the jokes and the format of a podcast requires throwing out stuff without editing so yeah everybody has some stinkers, idk what g and j really expect and they can definitely talk off the air instead of this weird bullying thing they do

What on earth is cool whip?

But not too not familiarrrrrr. Love this shit

Is Justin constantly dehydrated like I am?

Don't Eat The Pictures, Justin.

udadi and bitter are the same thing. change my mind

@k8g8s8

4 жыл бұрын

But there are ewdaddy things that are not bitter and some people love to bitter things- you possibly all bitter things are ewdaddy but there are other gross things.

@biddyfox

4 жыл бұрын

hmm. i have also drank dish soap on accident before and it was extremely sweet and fruity tasting and still ewdaddy

6:25 grip and rip

justin, if you get good at finger tricks and f2l people will think you're the best at a rubiks cube

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SALT IS NOT A SPICE. Salt is a seasoning, but spices are universally organic. Also there's an English word for "umami" you goddamn weebs, it's "savory".

@DarthChewdup

4 жыл бұрын

notreallythere477 umami and savory are two different flavors

@notreallythere477

4 жыл бұрын

@@DarthChewdup No they're not. Actually look at what "umami" supposedly describes. That's savory.

@shawnaeatscats

4 жыл бұрын

@@notreallythere477 travis said that lol "Then you have savory and that's umami" 17:46

@notreallythere477

4 жыл бұрын

@@shawnaeatscats Look sometimes I'm doing something else while mbmbam plays so I miss a rejoinder or two. However, not surprised to see that Travis is, as usual, the correct one.

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