MBMBaM 480: Everlasting Stringburger

Комедия

There’s only one surprisingly proportioned beef sandwich capable of stitching up the wide wounds carved across human civilization; and we’re the ones to invent it. (Not cook it, mind you. Good lord, we cannot fathom how to go about cooking Longburger. God, the logistics are dizzying.)
Suggested talking points: Mars 2113, Moon Germany, Oops All Croutons!, Great Sturg’ Spots, Haunted House Acting, Morgue Benefits, The Longburger

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  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas52404 жыл бұрын

    One of my Favorite things of this show is when Griffin and Travis start a question and they’re ping ponging ideas and goofs off each other and Justin stays silent until he comes up like 90 seconds in going “what.... if....” and I brace myself for the next three and a half minutes

  • @celerum
    @celerum4 жыл бұрын

    A big bowl of "Oops all Croutons"

  • @mitchgosser2802
    @mitchgosser28024 жыл бұрын

    Sitting in avid fear for today's inevitable Munch Squad.

  • @larryy5166

    @larryy5166

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haunted Doll Watch is much less chilling on average

  • @pennyfarting

    @pennyfarting

    4 жыл бұрын

    Surprise, turns out the whole episode was a Munch Squad.

  • @Trick.Sparrow
    @Trick.Sparrow4 жыл бұрын

    Oh god, I was filled with genuine fear when they mentioned timecube

  • @fen4ri

    @fen4ri

    4 жыл бұрын

    i was filled with euphoria

  • @kmlac6596

    @kmlac6596

    4 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t go well when you met your great great grandparents?

  • @BestBetterBestest

    @BestBetterBestest

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too! I was like "No..wait no!"

  • @ashleejones8624
    @ashleejones86244 жыл бұрын

    Nobody acknowledged Travis’s dachshund pun. I appreciated it, Travis.

  • @cpeterso
    @cpeterso4 жыл бұрын

    Tuesday episodes are the best because they've spent extra time marinading

  • @goonsdirge3464
    @goonsdirge34644 жыл бұрын

    this episode featuring: another one of justin's Gross Salad Habits

  • @noahatlas5240

    @noahatlas5240

    4 жыл бұрын

    Waluigi Lover no this is a RELATABLE habit

  • @flamingbunnyrabbits
    @flamingbunnyrabbits4 жыл бұрын

    I had to pause the episode cause i was laughing at the concept of paying respects at a coffin in a haunted house. such a small joke but the concept killed me.

  • @fen4ri
    @fen4ri4 жыл бұрын

    so there's this thing called 'pita chips' which you can buy at the super market and theyre straight up croutons but you eat em like chips with dip

  • @gilliantaylor5854
    @gilliantaylor58544 жыл бұрын

    Went to Yelp, the 5 star reviews are already coming in

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas52404 жыл бұрын

    Five GODDAMN seconds in and someone is already snickering at Trav

  • @unfortunatekwee
    @unfortunatekwee4 жыл бұрын

    I literally gasped when I realized this was up! mbmbam is the highlight of my week. Serotonin production is ON

  • @faroshscale
    @faroshscale4 жыл бұрын

    I honest to God was just expecting them to do a Felicia Day impression. I was not expecting literally Felicia Day LMAO

  • @larryy5166
    @larryy51664 жыл бұрын

    What a lovely Felicia Day for a podcast

  • @conansboy
    @conansboy4 жыл бұрын

    I'll be honest I do in fact eat croutons like chips, they're good

  • @goonsdirge3464

    @goonsdirge3464

    4 жыл бұрын

    don't be ashamed, ever, in the slightest!! live your truth and love yourself!! step outside into the world and proclaim your adoration for these crunchy tasty boys, as loudly and passionately as possible!! this is your life, your time to shine. the croutons are yours for the taking!

  • @conansboy

    @conansboy

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@goonsdirge3464 That's a bit more passion than I'd personally give the subject but I appreciate it. Please pass the niblums.

  • @LittleMissGhostess

    @LittleMissGhostess

    4 жыл бұрын

    Waluigi Lover I‘m fairly indifferent to croutons but your enthusiasm got me pumped so Hell yeah lets eat some niblums

  • @PolygonPapi
    @PolygonPapi4 жыл бұрын

    No one was supposed to know I worked at Mars 2112!

  • @Frederatormusic
    @Frederatormusic4 жыл бұрын

    happy to see that Mars 2112 currently has a THREE star rating now!

  • @Dabednego
    @Dabednego4 жыл бұрын

    CROUTON MUNCHERS UNITE

  • @Sarah-sj6lj
    @Sarah-sj6lj3 жыл бұрын

    I live for the Mars 2112 Justin Enthusiasm. "If I could just say one more thing about Mars 2112.." Justin: THANK YOU, GO GO!

  • @pennyfarting
    @pennyfarting4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, crouton question asker, if you're here, I have the answer: make a panzanella! It's a type of salad where it's got herbs and dressing and tomatoes and stuff, but instead of lettuce it's literally just croutons.

  • @goonsdirge3464

    @goonsdirge3464

    4 жыл бұрын

    blessed salad, thank you

  • @mitkitty
    @mitkitty4 жыл бұрын

    Felicia has such an adorable laugh!

  • @Maradrafts
    @Maradrafts4 жыл бұрын

    Have a nice episode, you lot!! :)

  • @blakefeary4369
    @blakefeary43694 жыл бұрын

    The next episode of The Empty Bowl will just be about eating croutons using ranch as milk

  • @splashmob
    @splashmob4 жыл бұрын

    is the time cube related to the T I M E B R E A K

  • @chrislaf

    @chrislaf

    3 жыл бұрын

    T H E T I M E B R E A K

  • @PrettyGuardian
    @PrettyGuardian3 жыл бұрын

    "Make room in the coffin, I'm getting in too." That's so delightfully creepy.

  • @SamsUndertale
    @SamsUndertale4 жыл бұрын

    I love how they do the fake phone call thing, but then sometimes someone actually talks that is a distinct person from the brothers

  • @ikeco.2378
    @ikeco.23784 жыл бұрын

    I love the running gag of Justin being terrified of death

  • @goonsdirge3464

    @goonsdirge3464

    4 жыл бұрын

    *and attracted to

  • @brody2k
    @brody2k4 жыл бұрын

    480. Wow. Nearly *half a thousand*. Good times.

  • @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH
    @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH4 жыл бұрын

    Dag, fist Felicia Day is on my favorite podcast; Funhaus’ and now she is on my favorite podcast; Mbmbam! What’s next, Always Open (please)?

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo59024 жыл бұрын

    Having thought she said "Deathbreaker," I would watch a series called "Felicia Day: Deathbreaker."

  • @Mariorox1956

    @Mariorox1956

    4 жыл бұрын

    It'll be on Netflix in a year's time, just you watch lol.

  • @growing_paynes
    @growing_paynes3 жыл бұрын

    Regarding the weird mortuary school room and board situation- in college my dad had a period of time that he was living in an abandoned hospital wing at night and working as a sort of resident during the day in the still-functioning wings and yes I am shocked this A) a real thing that happened and B) did not lead to a murder or an early 2000s horror film

  • @xtremejumpy
    @xtremejumpy4 жыл бұрын

    the way justin says "fuck off" at 12:05 haunts me to this very day

  • @mikemichaels1
    @mikemichaels13 жыл бұрын

    39:04 ✍️✍️outfit ideas: ✍️black corset...✍️✍️Hawaiian shirt... ✍️ underneath... ✍️

  • @tarzde
    @tarzde4 жыл бұрын

    I- I'meating croutons and creamy dip now

  • @xythrial
    @xythrial Жыл бұрын

    I’m so sad about the mars restaurant. I went there once as a kid and loved it

  • @thecrowe20
    @thecrowe204 жыл бұрын

    I love Piers Anthony. Xanth and Incarnations of immortality are great.

  • @foxpurrincess3209
    @foxpurrincess32094 жыл бұрын

    my 5th grade class trip was to Mars 2112 and that shit was WILD and AWFUl

  • @jasonwhitacre4172
    @jasonwhitacre41724 жыл бұрын

    a wild Felicia Day appears!

  • @BallisticKanin
    @BallisticKanin4 жыл бұрын

    When I go to haunted houses I give that "how dare you" look to everyone who tries to scare me.

  • @jcliffe116
    @jcliffe1164 жыл бұрын

    Stringburger is a new classic

  • @thetoecutter1
    @thetoecutter14 жыл бұрын

    Man I'm so glad I wasn't the only one skeeved out by Piers Anthony as a kid yet read all his stuff anyway. I couldn't put my finger on why it bothered me as a 9-13 year old but now it's soooo painfully clear.

  • @Henry-hx9kk
    @Henry-hx9kk4 жыл бұрын

    I have an nypd sweatshirt Never been to nyc

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl50072 жыл бұрын

    Croutons are butt-dumb! Give me bacon bits in my salad nom-nom-nom 😊

  • @portiabartel
    @portiabartel4 жыл бұрын

    mfw there's an unopened bag of Cheetos puffs on my desk that I suddenly had to open and get into

  • @5ft4inprotagonist24
    @5ft4inprotagonist244 жыл бұрын

    my friend just went to Felicia Day's book signing

  • @sophiavechnyak6763
    @sophiavechnyak67634 жыл бұрын

    There are toast chips. Make your own and suddenly your fancy and cultured

  • @gwynethdolen3275
    @gwynethdolen32754 жыл бұрын

    Y'all should look up Fraser Connell! He makes these really good MBMBAM animations!

  • @maddiedoes3571
    @maddiedoes35714 жыл бұрын

    Woo!!

  • @Lee-tv7lu
    @Lee-tv7lu Жыл бұрын

    34:26 money zone ends

  • @twistysunshine
    @twistysunshine4 жыл бұрын

    Huh that mortuary thing... Creepy

  • @secondbreakfastpip540
    @secondbreakfastpip5404 жыл бұрын

    Hells yeah, Felicia

  • @byff6209
    @byff62094 жыл бұрын

    35 minutes in, have to stop listening bc my name is Felicia and theyre saying it too much

  • @blindseeing
    @blindseeing4 жыл бұрын

    POO 👏 YOUR 👏 PANTS 👏 BEFORE 👏 YOU 👏GO 👏 IN

  • @goonsdirge3464

    @goonsdirge3464

    4 жыл бұрын

    this applies to any situation

  • @Eredeana
    @Eredeana Жыл бұрын

    Prayers for Emma c a u n t

  • @thylacinus9267
    @thylacinus92674 жыл бұрын

    I'm right.

  • @admeliora6226
    @admeliora62264 жыл бұрын

    Whataburger has some p wide burgers as a serious answer

  • @shawnaeatscats
    @shawnaeatscats4 жыл бұрын

    Okay but people put cheese on salad... and they also put croutons on salad.... so like???

  • @goonsdirge3464

    @goonsdirge3464

    4 жыл бұрын

    just cut out the middle man and eat garlic bread

  • @katl.7586
    @katl.75864 жыл бұрын

    got this to 69 likes, you're welcome

  • @PJTMercury
    @PJTMercury4 жыл бұрын

    The pizza bit was pretty cheesy.

  • @Mariorox1956

    @Mariorox1956

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'd make a comeback pun, but there's no topping that.

  • @tundra1992
    @tundra19924 жыл бұрын

    Is Griffin no longer a baby??? 🙀

  • @k.a.u.4599
    @k.a.u.45993 жыл бұрын

    That's not a riddle it's a Monty Python sketch

  • @simonemorrison9983
    @simonemorrison99834 жыл бұрын

    long burger au

  • @sentientcube
    @sentientcube4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, they said my name haha

  • @nomio.o270
    @nomio.o2704 жыл бұрын

    Why not just buy 2 burgers at bk or whatever and then go to subway and order a sandwich with only the bun. Clap them together and BOOM You got one big burger boy

  • @CalamitasCalliope
    @CalamitasCalliope4 жыл бұрын

    18 Naked Cowboy Pizzas in the showers in New York

  • @goonsdirge3464

    @goonsdirge3464

    4 жыл бұрын

    would this work better as a band name or album title?? discuss

  • @quilcinq-mars4893
    @quilcinq-mars48933 жыл бұрын

    6:06

  • @TheOneandOnlyDeelax
    @TheOneandOnlyDeelax4 жыл бұрын

    incarnations of immortality is both fun and good. if you haven't read it then stop it. just stop not reading it and read every book

  • @jacobdriscoll8276
    @jacobdriscoll82764 жыл бұрын

    Longburger is hot dog

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl50072 жыл бұрын

    Don’t just wear a corset o your death job interview. Wear a boned corset. With real bones!

  • @thatoneguy2886
    @thatoneguy28864 жыл бұрын

    I need to balance out this wholesomeness with moemon

  • @EnCwoisant
    @EnCwoisant10 күн бұрын

    34:25

  • @designate_om
    @designate_om4 жыл бұрын

    on the subject of the biopic debate in that there ad: biopic is actually a shortening of the phrase 'biographical picture', not 'biography' and 'picture', so the pirate's definitely wrong.

  • @conner.j.a.wilson

    @conner.j.a.wilson

    4 жыл бұрын

    goatisdemen But “biographical” and “biography” are pronounced the same way re: bio, and thus the pirate’s pronunciation is still viable. (Inaccurate, but not improbable.)

  • @designate_om

    @designate_om

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@conner.j.a.wilson i dunno, 'bi(OH)graphical' vs 'bi(AWE)graphy' edit: i realized an easier way to illustrate this would be bio-graphical vs bi-ography, but i'm going to leave my stupid version up because living with mistakes is a part of life

  • @conner.j.a.wilson

    @conner.j.a.wilson

    4 жыл бұрын

    goatisdemen So, then here’s the real issue: A shortening of “biography picture” would be “bi-ah-pic.” A shortening of “biographical picture” would be “bi-uh-pic.” The word is actually pronounced “bi-oh-pic.” So, there’s an inconsistency in pronunciation in all three wherein a new pronunciation is created with each new word.

  • @designate_om

    @designate_om

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@conner.j.a.wilson damn. i guess 'bio' is consistently pronounced with the long o, so the 'bi-oh-pic' pronunciation is the one i'll always be biased towards. also, this entire conversation reminds me that english has a lot of contradictions and is a very silly language.

  • @singingsunflower9000
    @singingsunflower90004 жыл бұрын

    ".....too much makeup" what kind of judgemental relativity bs is that, no such thing as too much makeup!

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