MBMBaM 480: Everlasting Stringburger
Комедия
There’s only one surprisingly proportioned beef sandwich capable of stitching up the wide wounds carved across human civilization; and we’re the ones to invent it. (Not cook it, mind you. Good lord, we cannot fathom how to go about cooking Longburger. God, the logistics are dizzying.)
Suggested talking points: Mars 2113, Moon Germany, Oops All Croutons!, Great Sturg’ Spots, Haunted House Acting, Morgue Benefits, The Longburger
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One of my Favorite things of this show is when Griffin and Travis start a question and they’re ping ponging ideas and goofs off each other and Justin stays silent until he comes up like 90 seconds in going “what.... if....” and I brace myself for the next three and a half minutes
A big bowl of "Oops all Croutons"
Sitting in avid fear for today's inevitable Munch Squad.
@larryy5166
4 жыл бұрын
Haunted Doll Watch is much less chilling on average
@pennyfarting
4 жыл бұрын
Surprise, turns out the whole episode was a Munch Squad.
Oh god, I was filled with genuine fear when they mentioned timecube
@fen4ri
4 жыл бұрын
i was filled with euphoria
@kmlac6596
4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t go well when you met your great great grandparents?
@BestBetterBestest
2 жыл бұрын
Me too! I was like "No..wait no!"
Nobody acknowledged Travis’s dachshund pun. I appreciated it, Travis.
Tuesday episodes are the best because they've spent extra time marinading
this episode featuring: another one of justin's Gross Salad Habits
@noahatlas5240
4 жыл бұрын
Waluigi Lover no this is a RELATABLE habit
I had to pause the episode cause i was laughing at the concept of paying respects at a coffin in a haunted house. such a small joke but the concept killed me.
so there's this thing called 'pita chips' which you can buy at the super market and theyre straight up croutons but you eat em like chips with dip
Went to Yelp, the 5 star reviews are already coming in
Five GODDAMN seconds in and someone is already snickering at Trav
I literally gasped when I realized this was up! mbmbam is the highlight of my week. Serotonin production is ON
I honest to God was just expecting them to do a Felicia Day impression. I was not expecting literally Felicia Day LMAO
What a lovely Felicia Day for a podcast
I'll be honest I do in fact eat croutons like chips, they're good
@goonsdirge3464
4 жыл бұрын
don't be ashamed, ever, in the slightest!! live your truth and love yourself!! step outside into the world and proclaim your adoration for these crunchy tasty boys, as loudly and passionately as possible!! this is your life, your time to shine. the croutons are yours for the taking!
@conansboy
4 жыл бұрын
@@goonsdirge3464 That's a bit more passion than I'd personally give the subject but I appreciate it. Please pass the niblums.
@LittleMissGhostess
4 жыл бұрын
Waluigi Lover I‘m fairly indifferent to croutons but your enthusiasm got me pumped so Hell yeah lets eat some niblums
No one was supposed to know I worked at Mars 2112!
happy to see that Mars 2112 currently has a THREE star rating now!
CROUTON MUNCHERS UNITE
I live for the Mars 2112 Justin Enthusiasm. "If I could just say one more thing about Mars 2112.." Justin: THANK YOU, GO GO!
Hey, crouton question asker, if you're here, I have the answer: make a panzanella! It's a type of salad where it's got herbs and dressing and tomatoes and stuff, but instead of lettuce it's literally just croutons.
@goonsdirge3464
4 жыл бұрын
blessed salad, thank you
Felicia has such an adorable laugh!
Have a nice episode, you lot!! :)
The next episode of The Empty Bowl will just be about eating croutons using ranch as milk
is the time cube related to the T I M E B R E A K
@chrislaf
3 жыл бұрын
T H E T I M E B R E A K
"Make room in the coffin, I'm getting in too." That's so delightfully creepy.
I love how they do the fake phone call thing, but then sometimes someone actually talks that is a distinct person from the brothers
I love the running gag of Justin being terrified of death
@goonsdirge3464
4 жыл бұрын
*and attracted to
480. Wow. Nearly *half a thousand*. Good times.
Dag, fist Felicia Day is on my favorite podcast; Funhaus’ and now she is on my favorite podcast; Mbmbam! What’s next, Always Open (please)?
Having thought she said "Deathbreaker," I would watch a series called "Felicia Day: Deathbreaker."
@Mariorox1956
4 жыл бұрын
It'll be on Netflix in a year's time, just you watch lol.
Regarding the weird mortuary school room and board situation- in college my dad had a period of time that he was living in an abandoned hospital wing at night and working as a sort of resident during the day in the still-functioning wings and yes I am shocked this A) a real thing that happened and B) did not lead to a murder or an early 2000s horror film
the way justin says "fuck off" at 12:05 haunts me to this very day
39:04 ✍️✍️outfit ideas: ✍️black corset...✍️✍️Hawaiian shirt... ✍️ underneath... ✍️
I- I'meating croutons and creamy dip now
I’m so sad about the mars restaurant. I went there once as a kid and loved it
I love Piers Anthony. Xanth and Incarnations of immortality are great.
my 5th grade class trip was to Mars 2112 and that shit was WILD and AWFUl
a wild Felicia Day appears!
When I go to haunted houses I give that "how dare you" look to everyone who tries to scare me.
Stringburger is a new classic
Man I'm so glad I wasn't the only one skeeved out by Piers Anthony as a kid yet read all his stuff anyway. I couldn't put my finger on why it bothered me as a 9-13 year old but now it's soooo painfully clear.
I have an nypd sweatshirt Never been to nyc
Croutons are butt-dumb! Give me bacon bits in my salad nom-nom-nom 😊
mfw there's an unopened bag of Cheetos puffs on my desk that I suddenly had to open and get into
my friend just went to Felicia Day's book signing
There are toast chips. Make your own and suddenly your fancy and cultured
Y'all should look up Fraser Connell! He makes these really good MBMBAM animations!
Woo!!
34:26 money zone ends
Huh that mortuary thing... Creepy
Hells yeah, Felicia
35 minutes in, have to stop listening bc my name is Felicia and theyre saying it too much
POO 👏 YOUR 👏 PANTS 👏 BEFORE 👏 YOU 👏GO 👏 IN
@goonsdirge3464
4 жыл бұрын
this applies to any situation
Prayers for Emma c a u n t
I'm right.
Whataburger has some p wide burgers as a serious answer
Okay but people put cheese on salad... and they also put croutons on salad.... so like???
@goonsdirge3464
4 жыл бұрын
just cut out the middle man and eat garlic bread
got this to 69 likes, you're welcome
The pizza bit was pretty cheesy.
@Mariorox1956
4 жыл бұрын
I'd make a comeback pun, but there's no topping that.
Is Griffin no longer a baby??? 🙀
That's not a riddle it's a Monty Python sketch
long burger au
Hey, they said my name haha
Why not just buy 2 burgers at bk or whatever and then go to subway and order a sandwich with only the bun. Clap them together and BOOM You got one big burger boy
18 Naked Cowboy Pizzas in the showers in New York
@goonsdirge3464
4 жыл бұрын
would this work better as a band name or album title?? discuss
6:06
incarnations of immortality is both fun and good. if you haven't read it then stop it. just stop not reading it and read every book
Longburger is hot dog
Don’t just wear a corset o your death job interview. Wear a boned corset. With real bones!
I need to balance out this wholesomeness with moemon
34:25
on the subject of the biopic debate in that there ad: biopic is actually a shortening of the phrase 'biographical picture', not 'biography' and 'picture', so the pirate's definitely wrong.
@conner.j.a.wilson
4 жыл бұрын
goatisdemen But “biographical” and “biography” are pronounced the same way re: bio, and thus the pirate’s pronunciation is still viable. (Inaccurate, but not improbable.)
@designate_om
4 жыл бұрын
@@conner.j.a.wilson i dunno, 'bi(OH)graphical' vs 'bi(AWE)graphy' edit: i realized an easier way to illustrate this would be bio-graphical vs bi-ography, but i'm going to leave my stupid version up because living with mistakes is a part of life
@conner.j.a.wilson
4 жыл бұрын
goatisdemen So, then here’s the real issue: A shortening of “biography picture” would be “bi-ah-pic.” A shortening of “biographical picture” would be “bi-uh-pic.” The word is actually pronounced “bi-oh-pic.” So, there’s an inconsistency in pronunciation in all three wherein a new pronunciation is created with each new word.
@designate_om
4 жыл бұрын
@@conner.j.a.wilson damn. i guess 'bio' is consistently pronounced with the long o, so the 'bi-oh-pic' pronunciation is the one i'll always be biased towards. also, this entire conversation reminds me that english has a lot of contradictions and is a very silly language.
".....too much makeup" what kind of judgemental relativity bs is that, no such thing as too much makeup!