MBMBaM 496: The Hyena Hole
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Listen folks, because this is the last time we’re gonna say this: Hyenas go in the Hyena Hole. Please, PLEASE stop putting non-hyena things into the Hyena Hole. You’re disrupting the whole circle of life, and also, you’re REALLY riling up all the hyenas.
Suggested talking points: Earnest Hogback, The Masked Listener, Pie Perversion, The Saltiest Chili, Football Twins, Part of Zoo
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the fact that griffin said "owo" and "babyplay" hit me in my soul
"oh I'm sorry Justin I didn't know you were a fan of eugenics" is such a good representation of what conversation is like with close friends and siblings no I will not elaborate
@DemonLordSparda
4 жыл бұрын
Listen, when you know, you know. So I feel you.
Justin said “No kinkshaming on my podcast” and Griffin “vore dad” McElroy said “how about kink CELEBRATING?”
Griffin's baby goof gave me war flashbacks to Baby Mr. Peanut. Its been a DAY.
@brycenpeacock9262
4 жыл бұрын
oH NO I JUST FORGOT ABOUT BABYNUT
@sageletrox
4 жыл бұрын
I've never wanted a baby to die more
@dragoniraflameblade
4 жыл бұрын
One author I follow on Twitter started writing a goof religion based on Babynut, lol
@DemonLordSparda
4 жыл бұрын
It's WILD to me this was recorded before Baby Nut.
"Where do I look when I'm being serenaded by my boyfriend?" / "FOR THE EXIT!" oh lord that is the right answer
@MilesEques
4 жыл бұрын
BTW, I say this from experience.
@ronceluxey9550
4 жыл бұрын
And that answer was straaaight from the heart too xD Which I get... Such the right answer xD (well, everyone got their somethi somethin, but this one s not a common one!)
1:10 DID BABY GRIFFIN JUST SAY OWO
@brycenpeacock9262
4 жыл бұрын
I fear that he did
@kellanevergreen9036
4 жыл бұрын
OwO
The "worst player in the game" discussion at the beginning of this reminded me of the fact that the very first player to score a touchdown in a Super Bowl was a 2nd stringer who didn't want to play in the game because he was hungover from partying the night before.
As someone who’s quite very allergic to cows and their byproducts, I’ve had an irrational fear of getting pied in the face as part of a public prank stunt for years.
@ShenJones
4 жыл бұрын
s a m e
47:00 “Can we have a word that is both monkey and ape?” Simian. That’s literally what simian means. It specifically excludes lesser primates to refer solely to monkeys and apes.
Travis "Please don't put me in coach" Mcelroy
hearing griffin ask to have his poo poo diaper changed was not especially pleasant an auditory experience
@melquiadeez
4 жыл бұрын
speak for yourself
@janesmith1840
4 жыл бұрын
@@melquiadeez They can speak for me too
@charlottebiscuit4133
4 жыл бұрын
"pleasant and auditory experience" ;)))))))) edit: woops i misread the comment and did not see that "not" in there that makes a lot more sense lol
Someone really snuck in "Hey Girl in the Moonlight" by Garfunkel and Oates in the form of a question, almost word for word, huh?
@hawktalon7890
4 жыл бұрын
I respect whoever that was.
"a word that is both monkey and ape" primate?
@suckmyleftbrain
4 жыл бұрын
technically, primate incorporates other kinds of animals too (e.g. lemurs). i think the best word here would be "simian", which literally means "monkeys and apes".
@em_birch
4 жыл бұрын
@@suckmyleftbrain Still kills me that it's also a name. Spelled differently, but still.
@shawnaeatscats
4 жыл бұрын
I'm only 5 minutes in and griffin just called a football a... *checks my notes* "hogsack"?
@BucklingSwashes
4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Corwin?
I need a looped video of Travis and Griffin saying "huff the chilli" over and over
"Most animals are pretty effective against fish"
I love how the McElroys refer to zoos the same way the English refer to hospitals. "I am in zoo."
@thechutneyfox1836
4 жыл бұрын
We don't say "I am in hospital"
@WaitinInAmber
3 жыл бұрын
@@thechutneyfox1836 okay but y’all don’t put an article in front of it right? Like, we’d say “I went to the hospital” and you’d say “I went to hospital”?
@justdrop
2 жыл бұрын
@@WaitinInAmber I just discovered this comment. They literally typed the exact opposite of what you're saying.
That chili bit is the funniest thing I've heard in years
@shawnaeatscats
4 жыл бұрын
It was such a good question for a comedy advice show. I could not predict WHAT was happening next in that bit
mbmbam, once again sponsored by Ancient Grains
I feel like the serenading question is fairly easily solved. Travis had a pretty good suggestion with the steeple fingers, closed eyes thing for sure, but there are other options too. If you're being serenaded by a significant other, and you genuinely enjoy listening to them: - If they're sitting and singing to you, that's the easiest situation. Just go and sit next to them, and lay your head on their shoulder or something. No awkward eye contact required, and I feel it shows your appreciation for what they're doing. - If they're standing and singing to you, it's a little more complicated since they'll most likely be looking at you. I would recommend sitting down and leaning back somewhat. Even just a slight tilt up and back of the head is fine but the point is to be relaxed. I would recommend maintaining eye-contact for a little bit if you can, maybe with a soft smile, to show that you're listening. Then, you can allow your eyes to close, in order to focus on the music more. I'd recommend still nodding along to the beat if it's uptempo enough for that, or at least swaying you're head slightly to the flow of the song, to show that you are still actively listening even with your eyes closed. A soft smile is also helpful to let the singer know that you're enjoying yourself, because if you're just listening stone-faced it might make them self-conscious. All this is pure speculation on my part, though, as I have not been personally serenaded much in my life, but I still think these would work pretty well? idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I cant wait until next week when they talk about Baby Nut
@adwoabaah535
4 жыл бұрын
*w h a t--*
Hyena With Gun
@mapletreemon4834
4 жыл бұрын
I love this comment with all my being
@beepboop83
4 жыл бұрын
Y'know, I've heard they can really get it.
@TheNitpickChick
4 жыл бұрын
That hyena can *_GET IT_*
Ok but when extremerestraints gonna sponsor y’all again
@brody2k
4 жыл бұрын
For real, I need like a whole quiver of dildos and I gotta get that code ''mybrother'' discount.
@thatoneblueperson9286
4 жыл бұрын
GlitchKing, hey im sorry to interrupt but *WHAT?*
@TakkuriHimare
4 жыл бұрын
ThatOneBluePerson ah u didn’t watch the older eps huh
@thatoneblueperson9286
4 жыл бұрын
Takkuri Himare no i remember extremerestraints but a QUIVER OF DILDOS
@JTProud
4 жыл бұрын
balls in their court
“HUFF THE CHILI!”
@TakiMomoify
4 жыл бұрын
I’m just disappointed that none of them mentioned snorting the chili off the back of a toilet like cocaine lmao
@distantprince4564
4 жыл бұрын
KawaiiMaple you know I did not think of consuming chili that way
@TakiMomoify
4 жыл бұрын
Distant Prince ...that is probably a good thing lmao!
@distantprince4564
4 жыл бұрын
KawaiiMaple I currently have chili in my fridge so I think it is a Very good thing
By the bye, the special tea you need for two of them? Twinnings.
My parents taught me to maintain eye contact, so i maintain eye contact with everyone i interact with
@infinikki
2 жыл бұрын
That's terrifying for any introverts who experience the great misfortune of meeting you
Oh no this title can't mean anything kosher
I too have the seranading problem. I love being seranaded. But uh. If I look at him. I will implode.
"I think a zoo should be more like a library"
paused my fourth loop of run away with me for this
This salty chili escalation sounds like the new #20funny Challenge.
I have the problem that I love reading to people but people often do not want to be read to.
@faroshscale
4 жыл бұрын
If you're a cute girl and a lesbian you can read to me
@varsoonhks3211
4 жыл бұрын
@@faroshscale Darn, I'm none of those things
@ListenToStatic
2 жыл бұрын
After Delta is over, you could volunteer for a reading hour for children in a library? Or maybe do that at hospitals or nursing homes?
Hi! I'm Jeff under cover, to tell you you got stuff wrong on animals: Nah just kidding! Anyways, so weird to be listening to this that is like 2 months old, and now so much have change, and no tour dates for now... But the fun remains in ou ears, so thank you brothers =D
I just whant to thank the boys for introducing me to the musical adventures that is jimmy buffett
"I put something special in this pie." It's coleslaw juice. 🥧
I very much enjoy the Earnest Episode
Well, at least we aren’t in the dark timeline where this episode was called “Penguin Boy Hole”.
Poor Jeremy. He didn't survive the Hyena Hole
My podcatcher doesn't even have this episode yet
@dreziv
4 жыл бұрын
the *maximum fun* page doesn't have it yet either
When Justin was describing his terrible chili idea, Griffin missed a perfect opportunity to cut in with "AND HAVE A *STROKE* AND *DIE* " which is what would *actually* happen with all that fuckin' salt.
Ayy Chili is like 5 minutes away from where i live. Where's my Rochester people @???
Who would win in a fight: Baby Nut or Baby Yoda? My brother and I have been arguing about it for a while because while Baby Yoda has force powers, Baby Nut has the ability to regenerate. Perhaps they're evenly matched?
@mc_ace8075
4 жыл бұрын
Daily Meddi Koolaid man’s tears brought forth Baby Nut so Baby Yoda will probably win a one on one
"We're going to have to rethink how we live our lives" Yepppp that was 2020. :P
"Penguin boy-hole"
I didn't realize Justin was such a philistine.
Chilli mist = pepper spray
I am a zookeeper and this episode is pure class. Fucking hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing at this.
i must make public my fondness for the way these boys put the hard L in the world "folks"
hell yeah we Early
lmao 23:52 in unison "huff the chili!"
the bit about being the worst player on a tea and your teammates begging the coach not to send you out there happened to me. i was so bad at soccer when iwas five or six years old that the moms of the other players petitioned the coach and my parents to make me leave the team because i was so abysmal i made their kids play worse
Where those bootleg tastations boys? XDD
New York city: home of peacocks
oh noo. i wonder if the twin parents were refunded for their super bowl tickets?
sent this to my boyfriend when he said he wanted to serenade me
I WANT TO LIVE IN A LITTLE PENGUIN BOY HOLE
It is December 2020. I am from the future. Spoiler: they did not announce more dates
fennec foxes can do okay as pets if you take care of them properly
23:53 HUFF THE CHILLI
Jokes on you Justin, chef can also mean chief in French
the chiefs come from my area :0
.... Godammit, it would be wonderwall... Fuck.
You boys act like it ain't normal to wanna get pie bukkake'd.
Go in to the Bronx zoo on a Wednesday, it's free 🤷♂️
Primate. You're looking for the word primate.
Who the hell wants 2 years worth of pizza hut??? That's like 2 years of free cardboard with cheese and grease on it 😭
The correct answer is banana cream pie 😆
Did you guys hate the "just truthspeak" bit as much as the entire audience did
DO NOT JUST PUT THE FISH IN WATER AND FUCK OFF FOR A WEEK. THIS WILL KILL THE FISH.
I am Jeff and there is a word for apes and monkeys it’s primate
We early 🥵🥵🤪🤪
I have unfortunately seen someone die from getting pie'd. They kept his head in too long and he choked on a piece while suffocating. :/