local genius fails to make a simple smoothie for 17 minutes straight
Ойын-сауық
Alivia D'andrea's video: / @aliviadandrea
Creator of the amogus vid: @screechyaurora on twitter
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hello assolots
Now I know you thought I'd reached my maximum power when I opened a hair salon, but you would be wrong. I have ventured into the land of cooking, the land of chef and culinary. Today I make a smoothie, or a milkshake, I honestly don't know the difference. Tomorrow, another cult
Critical thinking skills were definitely in play here, crushing chocolate bars and freezing frozen bananas- come with me as I show the world my true potential.
Gordon Ramsay shut down the infamous show Hell’s Kitchen because he knew the potential I had. He could smell it light years away. He saw the passion in my eyes all the way from London. That’s right mr Ramsay, I’m coming for your Michelin stars, I’m bringing the world my food and shakes and drinks and no one can stop me
Edit: nevermind so apparently Hell’s Kitchen is still ongoing
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Yes I do the cooking yes I do the cleaning
Пікірлер: 4 200
Call me Gordon because I am Ramsay What’s y’all’s fav smoothie flavour Edit: I just realised this was supposed to take 2 minutes. I spent an hour and 12 minutes on this
@xxkeoo
2 жыл бұрын
Yuh
@naressh3069
2 жыл бұрын
BAHHAHAHAHAHA
@synrdk
2 жыл бұрын
ok
@tvesha2223
2 жыл бұрын
YES MOTHER GORDEN i also hate every smoothie bc milk is... bleh.
@mydawn1442
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
Faline: You could EASILY replace this banana with a toddler. Me: Stares at my brother
@daramjwi400
2 жыл бұрын
Not a bad ideo tho
@redwave4738
2 жыл бұрын
2322 kzread.info/dash/bejne/YoeKkqp9ocmTYqw.html
@earfquake3989
2 жыл бұрын
@@redwave4738 This is actually not bad. Thought it was going to be another SoundCloud rapper or Rick Roll.
@wonderland.5
2 жыл бұрын
@@redwave4738 Bro I thought this was a rick roll in the comments 💀 this sounds amazing
@earthbender1220
2 жыл бұрын
@@redwave4738 I literally never click random links but ngl I’m kinda glad I clicked this one
"You could easily use a toddler to replace this!" Well, there are blenders big enough for that although ethics are kinda in the way smh.
@friedfishh
2 жыл бұрын
Just kinda, yk XD
@AnArtGirl
2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ranbo0
2 жыл бұрын
smh my head
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck ethics. If the blender wants to eat toddlers, it shall eat toddlers 😤
@notaccessible3741
2 жыл бұрын
Ethics aren’t real
I've never seen someone make something so simple look so difficult. Good job.
@alyasvielpalmer4705
8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@nightmaresturningoftendejavue
5 ай бұрын
I did, every workday… teacher, this Era is done like in 10 yr, when this kids overcome by percentage workfor…, ummm, on second trought, it would be not called that anymore 😅. Maybe barely survive smoothie proces force?
Absolutely love Faline saying the recipe only had 4 ingredients and then revealing she only had 1 of the 4 😭
She's an artist, she's a gamer, she's a barber, she's a painter, and now she's a chef. If on the next day she would lead an army of tanks I wouldn't even be surprised with the talents Faline can do.
@SN-vn6wb
2 жыл бұрын
Yes. She truly is one-of-a-kind.
@juanitaparpandacute3511
2 жыл бұрын
Faline coming for Barbie's job
@GoVocaloider
2 жыл бұрын
@@juanitaparpandacute3511 Damn, you beat me to it. 😂 What would we call her? Barline? Farbie? NONE OF THESE ARE WORKING WE NEED A PROPER NAME!
@juanitaparpandacute3511
2 жыл бұрын
@@GoVocaloider hahahaha farbie........kinda reminds of furbie idk why
@focaluv
2 жыл бұрын
She's also a cleaner
Faline: *grinding dark chocolate* “People are trying to study here!” Failne: so anyways, I started to make this louder.
@nurin.
2 жыл бұрын
Looks like someone is not gonna pass-
@skiiscott3812
2 жыл бұрын
@Atlantix_Carity🍀 1.8 and 3 comments including me now
@cherrych3uu
2 жыл бұрын
2k likes and 4 comments LoL
@JustSamYT
2 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, lets all play a game
@JustSamYT
2 жыл бұрын
A game called "locate the funny" i think i lost on this comment tho.
Faline: i dont have cocoa powder Also Faline in the same minute: open cabinet and there is milo cocoa powder
Just a tip: when making smoothies with toddlers, make sure to use the inside of their leg, not including the skin and bone. Also, I find it easier to blend after the muscle is removed, frozen, and chopped into about 1x1inch little cubes. (Make sure to use the flesh behind their shin, I’m not sure what it’s called.) Of course bananas also works, just tastes a bit better.
@xXgrassXx
Жыл бұрын
This is far too specific to not be from experience
@midnightanon
Жыл бұрын
i am traumatised
@STARZZXXIZIT
Жыл бұрын
@@midnightanon same bro.. same
@anunitasharath3781
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the information that i will definitely not be using
@ujeshasivaramakrishnan2464
Жыл бұрын
I think that the flesh was called dermal layers of skin, i would have loved the taste of the smoothie unfortunately toddlers are not exported very fresh so i settle for bananas
"there are four of these socket things" "..." "but only one of them works" honestly, this is the most asian household thing ever.
@kadalmerayapkiero602
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I think about it
@nallyaaaaaa
2 жыл бұрын
huh, when you put it that way, you aren't wrong actually-
@anahongow5801
2 жыл бұрын
and, for some reason, Latino household too. Tons of those socket strips, one one *socket* works, good luck finding which one.
@sishere7768
2 жыл бұрын
Same, but with chargers and headphones here
@Azrealsantis
2 жыл бұрын
Yes very relate
Her brother honestly cares for her, it's heartwarming.
@Antorion
2 жыл бұрын
@Maham its brotherly love, my brother doesnt give a shit about me unless he needs something
@ghost_shivers5276
2 жыл бұрын
yea my brother's kinda like that
@satoku8449
2 жыл бұрын
@@Antorion 🤣
@crystal-ms6le
2 жыл бұрын
Yea my brother annoys me so much but he really cares about me a lot c:
@user-zf8en7rc1c
2 жыл бұрын
My brother slaps me whenever I go near him tho I don't even do anything >:'(
The mom helplessly leaning on wall after tasting the smoothie had me in stitches
The way she jumped over that wire while saying “HeEllOo
@raelenegan8483
Жыл бұрын
0:14
Faline is the only person capable of burning herself trying to thaw bananas.
@flyable_4316
2 жыл бұрын
My breed is faline San
@thenonfurry
2 жыл бұрын
i m p o s s i b l e
@deaddinosaurjuice5507
2 жыл бұрын
@@flyable_4316 so asian
@aanya2493
2 жыл бұрын
@@deaddinosaurjuice5507 really thought you did something didn’t you?
@sunnydays07
2 жыл бұрын
@@aanya2493 their brain is as dead as their dinosaur juice
"Faline Cooking Show" "Fal Cooking Show" "Fooking Sho-" "No." THAT GOT ME DEAD LMAO
@lololololol1342
2 жыл бұрын
Yay I'm 69th like
@tenn_k
2 жыл бұрын
SAMEE HAHAHAHHAA
@europa__
2 жыл бұрын
FoOkInG ShOw
@ZyloYcuk
2 жыл бұрын
@cemeterish AYO?
@ZyloYcuk
2 жыл бұрын
@cemeterish 😭✋
i love that Faline’s reasoning for choosing the dark chocolate isn’t because it has a more concentrated (i think that’s the right word) amount of cocoa powder and less milk than milk chocolate but because she heard cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter and dark chocolate is bitter
10:06 the rest of the world figuring out america's arbitrary measurement system
“You could easily use a toddler to replace this!” Everyone with a sibling: *I consider this a win*
@Pamiiyama
2 жыл бұрын
LETS GO NO MORE ANNOYING PERSON YAY!!!
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
2 жыл бұрын
FUCK YEAHHH
@biggieb.4843
2 жыл бұрын
Bro, I got 6 siblings. Any of yall need a smoothie?
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
2 жыл бұрын
@@biggieb.4843 ooooh I’d love one 🥺🔪
@kissmysoup
2 жыл бұрын
👀
Faline: "We can easily use a toddler to replace this." Ethan: "A frozen toddler." Me : 👁👄👁 💀🔪
@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595
2 жыл бұрын
Let's beat children 😠☠️
@hobistinyheartbag
2 жыл бұрын
a FROZEN toddler
@sugarqbs
2 жыл бұрын
don’t forget to peel the skin first :3
@elusive_reverie
2 жыл бұрын
@@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595 WHAT AHHWJWNSSJSB
@gabbie7464
2 жыл бұрын
@@sugarqbs WH
As someone who gets good grades yet almost burned down the kitchen trying to make bacon in the microwave I really felt this
@emilylike-the-soup2502
10 ай бұрын
Same. One time a friend asked me to stir the food on the stove while she had to step out for a few minutes, and I set off the smoke alarm because it never occurred to me that I could turn off the stove - I just kept stirring.
15:40 NO SHOT. That is actually aesthetic
The fact that her mother knows how to fix her strange problems all the time should be an award.
@dvcky5
2 жыл бұрын
thats what mothers are for ✊😔
@astralseaslug546
2 жыл бұрын
And her brother!
@miracler
2 жыл бұрын
That's what Malaysian mothers are like, they know the answers to all problems in the universe but would want their kids to try first
@abcdtemp
2 жыл бұрын
i wish i have a mother like that lol
@catinspace6401
2 жыл бұрын
@Ramen Lover Its Chinese
Google: “humans share 60% of dna with bananas” Me: isn’t eating bananas technically cannibalism, isn’t that illegal?
@HopeIsADrug11037
2 жыл бұрын
cannibalism isn't illegal, it's the murder part that's illegal :)
@multistanbtch9157
2 жыл бұрын
@keep rollin شكرًا على السورة، سورة النجمه 💜 هل انت مسلم ؟
@Rose-tg6vq
2 жыл бұрын
@@HopeIsADrug11037 canabalism is also illigal in many countries
@kamaldas2376
2 жыл бұрын
So now understand the trend of eating banana in a✨ different ✨way ✨
@Dumbierd
2 жыл бұрын
cannibalism is not illegal that's the first issue
I love how she doesn't have most of the ingredients but she improvised to get them, I would never, just sit in a corner and remind myself I'm a failure🥰
@oo8962
2 жыл бұрын
Same :') I would be seeing like peanut butter and I'm like "this shit is too advanced for my household" and go watch cat videos instead
@Jay_Reyes
8 ай бұрын
call urself a failure, but Steven He would still approve. So either way, ur winning :)
8:06 using the frozen banana as an ice pack after hurting your hand trying to unfreeze it 😭 The duality of banana
She’s so smart yet lacks so much common sense, i can relate too much
@friedfishh
2 жыл бұрын
ahaha same, like I'm starting to think the two things are mutually exclusive XD
@babiboogel
2 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@gin4391
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@seaof_stars
2 жыл бұрын
same-
@j.29210
2 жыл бұрын
*This is astounding...*
_"Now to get rid of the dead bodies."_ :] -- "Coca powder has a larger total surface area. Therefore, it can blend more evenly." (Big brain moment) *"So I just have to blend more."* "What- no? _You need more coca powder!!"_ *_"I CAN'T HEAR YOU."_* --- **unreasonable struggle**
@hanaanne3237
2 жыл бұрын
Somehow his voice is capturing😂he should consider being a teacher🤣
When this video appeared on my recommended, I got up to make a smoothie. It took less than two minutes. I am now watching someone suffer for what was probably over an hour to accomplish a basic task. 10/10 content
I’M CRYING OUT LOUD, POOR FALINE 14:02
“You can EASILY replace this banana with a toddler” Yeah, but toddlers aren’t as ripe as bananas
@sanjivdas2066
2 жыл бұрын
That's why humans invented cooking
@childharvester8131
2 жыл бұрын
@@sanjivdas2066 SHUHDIISOHED
@notkwis6750
2 жыл бұрын
@@sanjivdas2066 PFFT BEST RESPONSE LMFAOLMFAIDGAJVA
@meghnanatarajan9823
2 жыл бұрын
@@sanjivdas2066 That is called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon many societies..
@comrade_lenin4820
2 жыл бұрын
@@meghnanatarajan9823 And that's called a fucking a joke. r/whoosh
"I don't have cocoa powder" **Opens cabinet with milo**
@Carloslife4ever
2 жыл бұрын
Whats Milo ;-;
@lilasayers9298
2 жыл бұрын
@@Carloslife4ever it’s like powder you put in milk to make stuff like hot chocolate
@amirulamani1487
2 жыл бұрын
@@Carloslife4ever Coco powder
@theghostlyterror3578
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilasayers9298 people use milk to make milo?
@j.29210
2 жыл бұрын
@@theghostlyterror3578 yEs!
I NEED TO VENT: I have no clue who this woman is. My little brother sent me this video just being like: this is extremely like you. Like this is you in a video. And it started off as just funny like lol yes I do change recipes and these are mistakes I would make. And then I realized it's a woman happily cooking in her kitchen while loudly making jokes with a brother nearby she constantly bothers and gets help from and a mom she once or twice goes to when she's rlly stuck and the realization I had that thats how my brother sees me is amazing. Like it is very much like me and my brother and I love that he saw this and thought of me? Just felt like sharing ig. Love my brother and loved this video seeing other people with this dynamic!❤
"There is 16 grams in a date , I HAVE MAPLE SYRUP " - faline 1:17
"Faline cooking show" "Fal cooking show" "Fooking show" *"no"* ~Faline san 2021
@vanessadmitrivosco5631
2 жыл бұрын
Your pfp is everything. PERIODT
@random6579
2 жыл бұрын
@@vanessadmitrivosco5631 AYYEEE THANKS
@Nicolas-sd4yk
2 жыл бұрын
XD Also I l0v3 your pfp :D
@mic7359
2 жыл бұрын
LKMOA Also pfp Yes yes good they men
@squidaker
2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
"So cup is actually a measurment?" Everyone using the metric system looking at american recipes:
@aishah1055
2 жыл бұрын
fr tho
@nittynotkitty
2 жыл бұрын
Why can't they just use the metric system like the rest of the world
@justadanette5017
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly i just treat a american cup as any other cooking cup ever and it always worked for me in recipes
i love how he says bananas, i would listen to a 5 hour video of them just saying bananas over and over and over
@BonnieTheGoofyGoober
2 ай бұрын
*La gasp* Someone who actually knows and respects Falines preffered pronouns? i must be dreaming 😨
14:06 I DRANK WATER AND NOW ITS IN MY NOSE LMAOOO
“Going to bound this chocolate into powder bc I don’t have cocoa powder” *while reaching for the maple syrup in the cabinet, completely ignores the perfectly good Milo which is basically cocoa powder and sugar*
@muhdnoor09
2 жыл бұрын
Yup. Poor Milo.
@kysafe
2 жыл бұрын
but milo has malt in it
@cylnder
2 жыл бұрын
@@kysafe who cares it's extra flavor
@iwillpegyou247
2 жыл бұрын
Milo is basically asian cocoa powder
@capricesunn
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr that's what I thought 💀
*“Welcome to THE FALINE COOKING SHOW”* Brings all the tools possible for the protection of a human being from every serious thing possible that could happen in Faline's kitchen
@normanteio5402
2 жыл бұрын
Hell's kitchen
4:57 *stomp stomp stomp* ,,people are trying to STUDY HEEREEEE!!,, Man I love faline’s brother
@quietscreamer.z7h
3 ай бұрын
he’s a vibe ✨
4:39 I'm doing a translation and I forgot what these appliances are called in English. But having watched faline's professional explanation, I remembered to come back here.
Don't take this the wrong way: I love how you struggle with absolutely everything lol it's honestly charming and unfortunately relatable
@sarhahillsburg5142
2 жыл бұрын
Watching them BOTH struggle with blender 😅
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead
2 жыл бұрын
excuse me how is it unfortunate to relate to this kween
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead
2 жыл бұрын
@Spiky Ramen it was a joke wtf
@animejuggernaut2553
2 жыл бұрын
WAY too relatable XD My sis too got the genius idea to make souffle one midnight, and we've both never set foot in the kitchen.......... What we did in the kitchen the following day was literally the same as in the video XDD Except the dish also came out bad for us :p
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead
2 жыл бұрын
@Spiky Ramen ok I thought it would be pretty easy to understand but anyways
The cooking show I didn’t know I needed- 👏
@indeedical26
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao same-
15:01 bruh he just clipped through the wire on the left
you have no idea how much i miss yellow tee faline. watching her fail to peel a banana is the evolution of mankind
"so we have to swap some of the ingredients cause we don't have the ingredients" is the most relatable thing I heard today
@yakh5555
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@potatofromhell5563
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't want to edit cause its cringe so anways YAAAAAAAAAAY I GOT HEARTED BY THE QUEEN HERSELF eheheheheheehee (weird evil laugh for no reason)
“cocoa powder has a larger surface area therefore you can blend more evenly” see, mum, KZread can be educational. Science + Faline = me + 1 brain cell :D
"fooking show, no" got me dying💀💀💀
“NO DONT SPEAK JUST DO.” Had me dying
Faline : has one brain cell Faline's brother: also has one brain cell, what do they make together? TWO BRAIN CELLS
@lagan318
2 жыл бұрын
where faline's mom has infinite braincells
@bi_mothy4220
2 жыл бұрын
@@lagan318 falines mom stole not only her childrens braincells, but the braincells of our entire generation. /lh
@aqua1675
2 жыл бұрын
@@bi_mothy4220 not true She didn't steal it We just weren't born with many braincells She is a professional mother, which means she is the best and is very smart and also has infinite braincells
@baseballcap-
2 жыл бұрын
OMG U JUST SOLVED THE BIGGEST QUESTION THAT'S BEEN ROAMING FOR YEARS UR A GENIUS
Faline: "I am a master chef." *Proceeds to fail at using a mortar and pestle*
I had my mom make this one from the original video (I sent her this one too) she watched Alivia's and made it because the thumbnail said "for people who suck at cooking" and she wasn't about to fail something like that. Then she watched this one and told me "I'm glad a chose the other one for the recipe, but this one is also entertaining." I have covid so she's treating me to another while trying to follow this one.
“Fooking show” 💀
In conclusion : Faline is a *”very independent woman”*
@nerd888
2 жыл бұрын
verrrryy *cough cough*
@shatakshisharma5240
2 жыл бұрын
Veryyy coughh coughh *DIES* (from asthma)
@nerd888
2 жыл бұрын
@@shatakshisharma5240 I haev asthma well aa *chokes on breath while falling to the ground*
*“ Fooking show. “* *“ No. “* and my children , that was the moment of realisation.
@Rajvisoni745
2 жыл бұрын
E
@Rajvisoni745
2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@sara1eeee
2 жыл бұрын
When realization hits XD
@birb6474
2 жыл бұрын
@keep rollin youre not welcome
@Rajvisoni745
2 жыл бұрын
@@sara1eeee YOUR NAME✨✨
Lmfao her brother when he explains the surface area of the cocoa powder 🤣 he sounds like me. But I also have Faline’s spectacular lack of common sense. Watching this makes me miss my sister because she would be like the brother making fun of me and getting exasperated by my stupid decisions, while running around frantically trying to clean up the chaos as I create it 😂
"What if they get too hot... in the fridge" -local genius
Faline: this is a murder weapon Also Faline: brings out an actual murder weapon to peel murder weapon
@firstname811
2 жыл бұрын
I used the stones to destroy the stones
@reenxii
2 жыл бұрын
@@firstname811 Yes
@reenxii
2 жыл бұрын
@ray agreed lol
Faline radiates "Bold of you to assume I've reached my peak of dumbass" energy. . Dang she's great
@Lucky-vu6hw
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah literally 😂
when faline struggled with everything i felt like i was watching a video of me trying to do literally anything
I’m DYING from the Price is Right music playing over the cord dropping and her fumbling the extension bank. Top tier timing
Ethan: *explains that the chocolate isn`t enough* Faline: "I HAVE TO BLEND MORE" *resumes blending*
Let admit it: We all have this period of times during our teenage year and its RELATABLE
@faerilexan104
2 жыл бұрын
@its fine shut up
@faerilexan104
2 жыл бұрын
@Not RickRoll 😭👇 shut up
@faerilexan104
2 жыл бұрын
Not even in my teenage years yet 🌚
@shana_denn
2 жыл бұрын
Phrase?-
@drowsyValkyrie
2 жыл бұрын
@@shana_denn phase
*smoothie, being one of the easiest and safest recipes ever since it doesn't involve a stove* nobody: faline: MANAGES TO BURN HERSELF
"Why are they orange?" Top moments before a mental breakdown
Faline: "You could easily use a toddler to replace this!" Me: *looks at my brother, chuckling*
@abhiswarakumbhare5468
2 жыл бұрын
Me who is the youngest: I hope my bro doesn't watch this video
@elation.e
2 жыл бұрын
@@abhiswarakumbhare5468 you’re a toddler?!
@abhiswarakumbhare5468
2 жыл бұрын
@@elation.e no. But I am the youngest......... but not a toddler. No
@ruienjoyer
2 жыл бұрын
@@abhiswarakumbhare5468 Would you like to join the mix of my 2 other siblings
@abhiswarakumbhare5468
2 жыл бұрын
@@ruienjoyer are they younger than you?
The protagonist, whilst conversation with the one she calls brother, falcooks, falbakes, and faltakes-- the bones of the weak children whom of which Don the color green upon their tiny child bodies.
@bun37yearsago61
2 жыл бұрын
Faline violently thrusted her blade, hilt glistening in the pale moonlight, slicing into the hardened flesh of the discoloured banana’s, when her efforts proved nary effective, she decided to use a bowl filled with seething water to thaw the banana’s, only to burn herself in the process, her brother cringed and stared in shame at his sister failing to concoct a basic smoothie.
@aruuuuuu__
2 жыл бұрын
@@bun37yearsago61 damn.
i love this chaotic kind of content
I don't know why KZread randomly recommended this to me but you were actually entertaining enough that I kept watching 😂
“Can’t be that hard making a 2 minute smoothie right?” Faline san: wanna bet
when your brother matches your vibe: ✨ A fRoZeN tOdDlEr ✨
"it looks like what I throw up after a good night of drinking" great line 🤣💀
A philosopher once said: “What if they get too hot in the fridge.” Wise indeed 😂😂😂
@rlhugh
Жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at this :)
My mom: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Me: "A professional common sense haver 😃👍"
"Mom is short, so it should be within eye-level"
I like how Instead of just adding the sugar in like a normal person, faline added maple syrup
She is like doofenshmirts. Finding an extremely complicated solution (grounding chocolate and not being able to do so) to an extremely simple problem (using Milo).
faline: uses math to make an alternative for the date also faline: messes up how to freeze a banana
@blubellblu
Жыл бұрын
and ignores the milo in the cabinet, which is pretty much just cocoa powder and sugar
@Ndreau
Жыл бұрын
@@blubellblu cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter.
@haiyuc
Жыл бұрын
@@Ndreau we don’t need bitterness It’s ew lol
@popenieafantome9527
Жыл бұрын
@@Ndreau she also added maple syrup, so i doubt it would end up bitter either way
@Ndreau
Жыл бұрын
@@popenieafantome9527 that's the point...? I think Milo would make it too sweet.
“how much of our dna matches a banana?” “95” “So we can easily replace it with a toddler” 😭
Tip for closing containers or screwing on anything with threads: Turn the cap backwards like you're loosening it while gently pressing down, until you feel a slight click, then tighten it normally. This prevents cross threading which is what made the milo container hard to close. I do it with pretty much everything by memory at this point, and it certainly saves time.
This was the most put together I have ever seen Faline and Ethan act together.
@emsedralin4795
2 жыл бұрын
That's not really saying much XD
Why does faline make everything in her life so entertaining? It's the best thing ever.
@acetigeronic8793
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
I swear she literally is exactly like my bestie- I was once at her house- SHE FORGOT HALF THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE A CAKE ^_^
@handsome_cool_guy
Жыл бұрын
Did the cake taste good though- 🎷🐛
The fact that she just pull out maple syrup and didn't saw the milo powder😭
Faline: we don’t have cocoa powder so im just gonna grind some chocolate Milo powder: am I a joke to you?
@itzmiggyl2423
2 жыл бұрын
But theres already something sweet and adding something sweet must be too sweet at that point. But then again, instead of maple syrup she couldve used that... My head hurts writing this😅
Faline out of context: **looks at banana threateningly** we could easily use a toddler to replace this!
faline: **says she doesn’t have cocoa powder** also faline: **HAS MILO**
If you use chocolate bars then you need to account for the sugar content in them and reduce the amount of maple syrup you add
Lets lose our sanity while making a smoothie
@rosie__.
2 жыл бұрын
@@cutiechannie exactly
I honestly LOVE how real she is like she isn't embarrassed of her errors she deals with them like a TRUE PRO like when she didn't have Coca Powder she LEGIT Turned Chocolate into Coca Powder that is TRUE DEDICATION and HIGH QUALITY CONTENT This the content I come on KZread for you go girl!!👁️👄👁️✨✋💜
Just came across your channel. You are so smart I gotta follow your channel! This is gold!
14:31 Situation: trying to figure out how to turn this thing the cluck on so she could have her shake. Faline: Finds a random piece of “chocolate” that has probably been sitting there for hours. Her Reaction: eats it without taking a closer look. *it turns out being a piece of a clucking FROZEN BANANA PEEL*
I love how she called out to her brother and took his help in everything and then didn’t even put footage of him trying the smoothie
Faline: *Realizes the bananas must be peeled before putting in the freezer* *Decides it's best to do everything else first* Faline: *Puts unpeeled un-cut orange bananas back in the freezer*
@ShemoKam
2 жыл бұрын
That was the moment I liked the video 😂
11:26 I literally have that socket thing at home which has 4 of those socket thingies and only 2 of them work ...and guess what I don't remember which ones either
discovering your channel is one of the positive things that happened this year for me. thanks for existing :P
Honestly I never knew someone could fail at using pestle and mortar. Faline manages to scare and impress me at the same time.
@anahongow5801
2 жыл бұрын
well, hello. I fail at pestle and mortar, too.
Faline :"Oh my god I almost killed you for a second" Faline's Brother : "How is it my fault your phone overheated?" Faline ignoring him: "OOH the knife was in really close reach" Also Faline :"You wanna lick the peanut butter? cmere pspspps come lick the peanut butter boy"
@didhitianam8734
2 жыл бұрын
lmao this was so funny
@rosalindalaboy7111
2 жыл бұрын
Siblings
@DenlixCutix
Жыл бұрын
Brother is the edible trash can
@MGmirkin
Жыл бұрын
@@DenlixCutix Why would you eat a trash can? 🤣
@DenlixCutix
Жыл бұрын
@@MGmirkin ... You never know.....
This is my first time watching a vid on this channel. Tbh I’m subbed for life now lmao
You are so unbelievably funny. I'm having a delightful time with your videos. I laughed so hard I nearly cried during this video. Keep up the good work!