Megamind 👩🏻‍🦲

@SootySandEater

2 жыл бұрын

my friend had a crush on doc mcstuffins

@alx1111

2 жыл бұрын

im speed

@s0v3r13l

2 жыл бұрын

👩‍🦲

@mitra2199

2 жыл бұрын

The hero guy 🦸‍♂️

@xua7592

2 жыл бұрын

yes girl

She’s an artist, a chef, and now she’s megamind. edit: I’m sorry I forgot the rest of her professions 😰 your replies r appreciated

@user-sz5lt5kw3m

2 жыл бұрын

teddy and a slime maker

@cheorrei

2 жыл бұрын

hairdresser!?!?!?!?

@oeloun_san

2 жыл бұрын

And a gamer

@pesto5293

2 жыл бұрын

Mrs world wide in hobbies

@hzspngg

2 жыл бұрын

@@oeloun_san and a streamer and a pro bully on roblox

Clearly she was flirting with the chips the whole time. Conclusion: Faline is “not dense” but everyone else is.

@jesslovesu

2 жыл бұрын

best comment so far

@Nina-wh6hb

2 жыл бұрын

Yhae

@bow865

2 жыл бұрын

I disagree to disagree.

@ShishWhammyAFK

Жыл бұрын

genius

@brendanpeck6121

Жыл бұрын

Clearly she scored a few chips.

As an aromantic person, I very much appreciated the “I never needed bitches” meme LMAO

@byulharangforlife

2 жыл бұрын

Yes me too

@Jack-yu8dc

2 жыл бұрын

As an aromatic person, I am cyclic, planar, and possess 4n+2 pi electrons, where n is an integer.

@angrypersoninthecomments3050

2 жыл бұрын

I was just think I thought that was sweet

@reeeee87

2 жыл бұрын

ayy same

@katlovegood4921

2 жыл бұрын

@@byulharangforlife me2

4:49 I vote no. It's not unintentional flirting. That looked pretty intentional to me.

@rasnauf

Жыл бұрын

Either that or intentionally leading him on

@anishkasethi2744

Жыл бұрын

that's intentional flirting done unintentionally

@julesoxana

8 ай бұрын

​@@rasnaufi really hope and dont think they were leading him on

“I grabbed the chips, yelled S C O R E and ran, I didn’t even look back” that’s a mood for others, but that is my lifestyle

@moonlightyong1924

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly would've done the same

@theramendutchman

2 жыл бұрын

That was actually really freaking funny ngl I fell in love deeper

@claudnton

2 жыл бұрын

oh

@wongableh

2 жыл бұрын

@Ben 🅥 stop pls

@synchron1098

2 жыл бұрын

Same except I didn't even know the person I just thought they were giving it to me

As a lesbian, I can confirm, crushes do exist. For some reason I only get them on women, strange.

@aaries724

2 жыл бұрын

i can relate, quite strange

@Sophie-ft2wd

2 жыл бұрын

As a lesbian I would agree it’s funny, that as a lesbian, I only get crushes on my women

@CraigeMachine

2 жыл бұрын

yea, thats pretty weird

@mistadude

2 жыл бұрын

As a straight male I only get crushed on women

@vedi2166

2 жыл бұрын

RELATABLE

11:48 Whenever people say "The worst thing she can tell you is no" show them this clip, this is soulcrushing

the supposed romantic moment and faline changed it into a goofy moment 💀💀

@konpietadeezbawlsinyomouth

Жыл бұрын

there was like several of these moments 😭-

@kkcrayon.officialxx

Жыл бұрын

@@konpietadeezbawlsinyomouth IKR 😭

Pros of having a crush on Faline: Pretty Funny Cool parents. Cons of Faline: An unhinged force of nature Chaos incarnate An army of Axolots to deal with

@PierreMiniggio

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot a con : "Gotta make sure nothing is green in your house or she'll go mental". Or maybe that's a pro actually, who knows ! 🤣

@theramendutchman

2 жыл бұрын

"An unhinged force of nature" A pro, yes. "Chaos incarnate" Yep, love it.

@zombielemon1414

2 жыл бұрын

Wdym these are all pros

@tonyh6194

2 жыл бұрын

Cons?

@OGNISTYSZKQAJDII

2 жыл бұрын

"Cons of Faline: An unhinged force of nature Chaos incarnate An army of Axolots to deal with" i see this an absolute win

She- _she actually made a good point,_ AND _a presentation ready._

@seittit

2 жыл бұрын

@Ben omg shut up nobody cares 😑

@Willow-.

2 жыл бұрын

@Ben what-

@georgschwingerchen39

2 жыл бұрын

@DON'T WATCH MY VIDEOS ok, I won't

@Graceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2 жыл бұрын

Faline never misses

@Hoshino_szr

2 жыл бұрын

You could say that it's a *power point*

me in the begining: no, I don't think thats real- Faline: AND WINKED me: yes.

This was the most i laughed in a while, that “I grabbed the chips and yelled S C O R E and ran, i didnt even look back” joke was the one that made me laugh the most tbf

@anname7373

2 жыл бұрын

hey tbh if someone acted like that after getting a gift from me that would make my day because I knew I made theirs. I would be grinning

As a gay dude i remember when i was still a kid and i lied about liking some girl because i didnt really understand what it meant and i thought it was normal, and within a day it spread to the whole class and i panicked so hard i cried and told the teacher people were lying about me 💀💀

@fallenpoet6051

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds super stressful; I'm sorry, dude.

@dagoose9570

2 жыл бұрын

Lol same bro 😭💀

@Samsung-gj2ew

2 жыл бұрын

The exact same thing happened to me😬😳

@-dawn-5273

2 жыл бұрын

I had a similar experience as well! I was still young and I didn't know I was gay, so I felt pressured into liking a girl.

@ARandomEliatrope

2 жыл бұрын

@RobloxMaster1987 k.

"Double homicide" Girl, you committed double homie-cide, and were still friends after. Faline is an Alpha Chad..

As a fellow aromantic this is PAINFULLY accurate. There was like a handful of people that had a crush on me and i either ignored them for 9 years or pretended to be busy or pretended that i was "Rachel from Florida and you have the wrong number". That's why it's a crush right, crush their hopes and dreams. Also BLESS FOR MEGAMIND

yea Also just to clarify in case anyone was curious (or might misunderstand) I've already confessed to Fal almost a year prior to the stream to which Fal rejected me and we both agreed to stay as besties and here we are B) No I dont sTilL SeCreTlY have a crush on Fal or anything. We both agreed it wouldn't work out anyways lmao. Anyways, dont forget that grass isnt edible.

@cowlodger123

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, grass isn't edible

@Hazyla

2 жыл бұрын

@@cowlodger123 weeds are

@mybutthasteeth1347

2 жыл бұрын

grass is edible you're just not trying hard enough

@vibingcat8503

2 жыл бұрын

@@mybutthasteeth1347 Yes I have indeed tried it and it was heavenly (+ a few not so major side effects like vomiting, choking, coughing, being admitted at hospital for 3 weeks)

@Uvuv6969

2 жыл бұрын

Who are you why are you here

As someone who doesn’t know what they are, I can confirm crushes exist, but they are still on the other side of screen and they’re 2D

@justanexpressionlessguy2167

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, a potential man of culture i see

@justanexpressionlessguy2167

2 жыл бұрын

@DON'T WATCH MY VIDEOS lmao im earlier than a bot. Also ratio

@ok-fy7yp

2 жыл бұрын

YOUR PFP- 😀

@babyxblue

2 жыл бұрын

I cant help but find people who have crushes on 2d characters kinda cringey

@justanexpressionlessguy2167

2 жыл бұрын

@@babyxblue cringy* /j

this just reminded me of the time when i “confessed” to a boy in my class i had a crush on him as a prank and he actually did like me so i didn’t know what to do and we starting online chatting. he moved countries so i didn’t have to fake the relationship irl but it was just horrible, the first time he said ily to me i told him thank you and when my friends pressured me to say it back a few weeks later i did the same thing as you 😭😭😭 i said “te amo” and then “te amo(rdido un perro)” which roughly translates to i love you and a dog bit you 😭😭😭 one time his mom gave a bag of candy when she returned to my country and i just took it, like just like cool free food. omg this was such a confusing period of my life i was 12 and had too much online freedom. i am now 16, a lesbian and asexual so yea i guess im not dense either edit: also i would like to point out that i did have a “crush” on him for some time that wasn’t even a crush because i just thought wow an smart guy that treats people with kindness and has a pretty smile? i should definitely like him. by the time i realized that was not how crushes work we were already “together” so it was too late, i also told him i didn’t want to label our relationship so thats why i say “together”. i felt really bad for him because of how i treated him so i apologized to him about 2 years ago and he told me i was his first love and that he would always love me which i couldn’t understand because we were 12 idk how could he say those things. i later on came out to him and explained why i behaved like that and that i didn’t even know what i was doing, he understood but when i told him i was gay he took it as some sort of fetish so i blocked him. he came back to our country but by that time i had already left, he still talks with my old friends (which is kinda weird for me) its an strange feeling idk. this is actually the first time I’ve talked about this and it felt somewhat liberating

@gektoast4968

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you dug that hole yourself lmao

@nao8589

2 жыл бұрын

Ew men who fetishise lesbians😷. I once rejected a guy and told him i was a lesbian and he, with no shame, said “he didn’t mind” as if it was kind of a hobby lmao

@jonavanderpal

Жыл бұрын

thanks for sharing :-) sorry you had to deal with him later tho, he doesn't sound so great

There was this boy who bullied me and my mom said it was because he had a crush on me- years later he came out as gay and she still refused to believe that he was just a bully 😔

I choked when she said she winked at him like how am I suppose to take your side now, Faline?????

@gaylussac6156

2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of this one video by Casually Explained about how to determine whether someone is into you or not.

@satyre_1

Жыл бұрын

@@gaylussac6156 she could just be Canadian. Could never really tell.

Faline: *is good kid, with good grades, and teacher's pet* Mentally-sane viewers with no bicches: Impossible

8:41 - the fact that i “awwwd” out loud at the same time LMAO

no one : literally no one : not even light yagami : faline : I WILL TAKE THE POTATO CHIP AND EAT IT in front of that guy who had a crush on me meanwhile mw : CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT GUY WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME / ON WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON

its official, faline's "love life" is intertwined with potato chips.

@cybergreen6226

2 жыл бұрын

@RobloxMaster1987 go back to sleep kid

@donnashreeingti1597

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I don't blame you, but you literally made a powerpoint presentation about "why green is the worst color," so... anyway, I love you.

@user-ny6jk7ol3m

2 жыл бұрын

(r mum)

@theramendutchman

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ny6jk7ol3m Nah. \*gets ready to get emotionally kicked in the gut by Faline San*

@PoisonFlower765

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ny6jk7ol3m I'm so proud of you

@user-ny6jk7ol3m

2 жыл бұрын

@@PoisonFlower765 thank you, no one's ever said that before [haha, jk (not really kidding)] 👁👄👁

@zmc9403

2 жыл бұрын

@@PoisonFlower765 (r mum)

I too have 3 stories about girls having a crush on me. The first one I consider myself being the victim, it's pretty basic. There was this girl who had a very big crush on me and she would constantly harass me about it and I would turn her down. Then one day she wanted to kiss me, so her friends had the perfectly sane idea to block me on a wall while she forcefully kissed me, which is to date this my only kiss. The second one was basically me fucking it up in every way possible. I had a crush on a girl and with time we became friends. And we started spending some time alone, talked about random stuff, sometimes kinda sentimental, I remember one time she told me that she wanted to be with me and I was like "haha funny" and she went along laughing and now that I think about it she really searched for physical contact way too much. But my dumbass brain didn't realized a thing until she suddenly changed school her family told me it before leaving. I never saw her since. The last one is much more simple, there was a girl who had a crush on me and one of my friend (who had a crush on her) told me it, I aof course didn't believe him even she one time pinned me to the ground and she was standing on top of me... WTF IS WRONG WITH ME ? HOW TF DID I DIDN'T REALIZED A THING. Anyway I kinda forgot about all this until 2 years later when she went to me and confessed. And my reaction was "Ummmm hehe yeah ummm ah ha yeah ummm" and after around teen minutes of that she just left while obviously very disappointed/sad. Currently my friends and people of my class gave strong hint that there's a girl who has a crush on me rn but I have no idea who which really frustrating. PS : your third story is whack af

@ytvtyvbynni

25 күн бұрын

I'm sorry for those uncomfortable situations

So I came back after 2 days just to say this I had a crush on a fictional character but after a few hours I thought he was disgusting and lost my crush on him. That’s like the only one I had.

@ghostt98

8 ай бұрын

What character was it? Just curious

@mikk.t.7824

11 күн бұрын

​@@ghostt98putin

Well, as an expert at having a crush on Faline San I can tell that poor Kyle's life was real hard from that chip moment on. Aslo that may not be unintentional flirting but actual intentional flirting, you are the reason why poor Kyle no longer trust on women, no longer believe in real love

@chrisbaple

2 жыл бұрын

his name is kyle no women was bound to date the poor thing anyway

@dagoose9570

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisbaple lmaoo poor guy 🤣🤣

@dang5874

2 жыл бұрын

Faline San is the reason Kyle became Kylo Ren

@noahcosta204

2 жыл бұрын

I may have done similar things like Faline-San except im a guy and like most of the girls in my class used to say "im too romantic"

@donnashreeingti1597

2 жыл бұрын

Kyle watching this 😃💔👍

As someone who recently discovered they were somewhere in the aro-spec, this felt both weird and validating. I still can't tell if I ever had a real crushes or if i just wanted to befriend someone i found cool/pretty and smooche them.

@cipherresonance1747

2 жыл бұрын

1000% relate to this. the *steals chips “score!” was very validating my aroace-ness

@pirate4868

2 жыл бұрын

bro same, if anyone had a crush on me I'd be very mean to them

@LuklioN44

Жыл бұрын

If someone had a crush on me, the alarm bells of panic mode from my nonexistent brain cells will activate and question why..I'm still questioning whether I'm a straight girl who also happens to be aro or just a straight girl questioning for no reason haha

@user-un6ik2vf1f

Жыл бұрын

As an orchidromantic aegosexual polyromantic (...yea i know i'm complicated like that) i'm not sure what crush means? to me crush meant 1: to compress or squeeze forcefully so as to break, damage, or distort in shape 2: violently subdue (opposition or a rebellion) 3: make (someone) feel overwhelmingly disappointed or embarrassed 4: ??? the closest thing i have is the joy of a new friend (i get over excited about them) i don't think i have "crushes" i'm orchidromantic all i have are squishes and ✨romatic attraction✨ could an alloromantic describe crushes please?

"I told him I didn't mind, and I winked at him." FALINE?????? GODDAYUM

“I never needed bitches” I’m so happy rn

As an aroace person, I can say that crushes do not actually exist.

@sincereboy7992

2 жыл бұрын

As fellow aroace i also agree with the fact that crushes do not exist

@full-timelesbian1075

2 жыл бұрын

but squishes (wanting to be close platonically to someone) do exist and I'm happy about that

@crying.sobbing.throwingup

2 жыл бұрын

as another aroace person, i can also back up your claim.

@spaerkles_

2 жыл бұрын

as one of the aroaces i will also back up this claim

@dragongirl3148

2 жыл бұрын

As another aroace, I also back up your claim 😌

As a bisexual human living in a house on earth I, B I L A N I, confirm your confusions and frustrations on the word crush, which sadly I have on both genders and suffer greatly from bi panics as a result of my great homosexuality feared by the Gods of Bisexuality himself. Thank you Faline for relating all my problems, stress, struggles and life pain and suffering by making this video, kudos.

@HotMess_

2 жыл бұрын

at least im not the only person who suffers from Bi panics

@aliensect_

2 жыл бұрын

*cries in omni panic*

@sata6464

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t get Bi panic, I get bi depression. Can get panicked if you don’t think you will ever talk to them

@saranghoe980

2 жыл бұрын

Wdym??

@elsovrinoff

2 жыл бұрын

Good lawyer, ill hire you in the future XD

Faline and Kyle had an enemies to friends to flirting relationship which involved revolutionary seat kicking and stealing and eating a singular potato chip

I mean, if I met someone like Fal irl I would only see these things as green flags. Incredibly funny, awkward, and cute, there are no cons here. Also as someone who's dense af and has a lot of self esteem issues, some of these stories are very relatable. But lately I try to be more open to people that I am interested in, cuz life is too short to keep that all in forever. I just take out of my mind the expectation that they'll reciprocate or reject my feelings, just to get over the anxiety of confessing.

unironically really appreciate acknowledging some people don’t have crushes. i felt really bad about not having them when i was younger before i realized i was aroace so it’s just nice to be acknowledged

@aisnaianaiansisns

Жыл бұрын

Same, I never liked the thought of romantic attraction, sexual attraction and physical attraction as I have never felt that way either. I fall into the platonic attraction, aesthetic attraction and etc, while harboring no real feelings for a person. I actually pushed myself to thinking I had a crush before, now thinking about it, no. I did not actually like him, I probably thought I did because I'm usually shy to people I don't usually talk to and because we used to be friends as a child and he doesn't even remember me ._. It was probably because I wanted to be friends again, or his face. He was good looking, but not as women- ahem. Anyways, he was really mean and even made one of the girls (she was the class vice-president) cry and telling her to his father (like a spoiled brat) and she got scolded when all she did was tell him of what our teacher told us yet he didn't even listen to her :(( But, like, I didn't like him after a few days because he was shit, his father was shit, and school was shit and I'd rather be doodling :))) This may be a rant, and I apologize for ruining your day with this, but honestly though... Crushes are weird .-.

@d33p345

Жыл бұрын

aroace gang ayyyyyyyyyyy

@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210

Жыл бұрын

talking about this. let say im straight. but romantically... im not so sure. never actually want a gf tbh XD

even if faline san’s vids r a little chaotic, i find them quite relaxing 😌

@daychild_

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@TheOneWhoWaits_

2 жыл бұрын

Huh. One of us is not ok and I’m honestly not sure who it is at this point

@bloss6277

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheOneWhoWaits_ idk

@MUSICALOCAP

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@bloss6277

2 жыл бұрын

@Itz_MeJoanne thank you for commemorating this great event in history

"Wow, you're such a good actor" damn that was BRUTAL holy shit

2:07 legendary warnet gaming chair

My husband is bad at noticing flirting too. He didn't notice until I straight up told him I loved him. He thought he had a one sided crush. Excuse me, _Your_ husband I already forgot you took him earlier in video.

@alexpane3405

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@KhangNguyen-qn4bh

2 жыл бұрын

I consider myself considerably dense, but somehow I guessed 2 people who had a crush on me correctly.

@bagseys

2 жыл бұрын

Olay how the hell did that go down??

@democracydignityhumanrights

2 жыл бұрын

Your husband must be my long lost brother. I had a gal ask me if I wanted to watch her change and I didn’t take the hint, same gal also tried to sleep in my bed with me, even asked me to watch porn with her, and I still didn’t realize. I thought she was just joking. Turned out she wasn’t joking, but by the time I figured that out, it was way too late.

girl how is this girl almost at 1 mil subs she just appeared out of no where and dominated youtube 😭

@GardenVarietea

2 жыл бұрын

She made a video about the immortal snail; that's how me and my brother ended up with her in our recommended and we don't even care about that snail so it probably did well on the KZread algorithm

@onions.have.beauty8049

2 жыл бұрын

I got her I think most popular video (idk when ppl harassed her so she annoyed ppl back)

@onions.have.beauty8049

2 жыл бұрын

In my recommendations when it first came out

@cheeseboogar

2 жыл бұрын

And it all started with her clapping back her art tracers 👏 She was destined for glory

@onceblink4495

2 жыл бұрын

She got the most recognition from a vedio where she harasses her online bullies back lol

I have some very strong opinions of the "That boy only pulled your hair because he likes you!", teaching your child that affection is shown through violence thing.

5:50 i feel attacked and i am the least social person that exists and i dont know stuff unless ppl say things

Alternative title: Faline trying to defend herself on not being dense but fails

“ so after my mentally sane action, I gave him the middle finger.”This is such a mood💅

I feel like people basically say they have a crush to fit in these days then when they actually do get one and everything's new to them they feel like their work for it and like their just following a crowd

'i didn't mind and I winked at him' PLEASEE-- AHAHAH

unintentional flirting? I can actually see both sides....I can see a bully doing that to mess with someone/a mean girl to assert their control by acting like the person has a chance, a close friend memeing or a crush flirting so yeah, both sides are accurate in that question

@KhangNguyen-qn4bh

2 жыл бұрын

If he had feelings already that action could be taken as a sign of flirting. Though as boys normally are, they will think:”it can’t be right?”. Well thank god, in this case it is right. How the person see it depends on the person’s opinion of her.

@reiverdaemon

2 жыл бұрын

The wink pushed it over the edge. With the wink, it seems like pretty heavy flirting lol

@KhangNguyen-qn4bh

2 жыл бұрын

@@reiverdaemon forgot she winked. The wink just made it just flirting.

@jesslovesu

2 жыл бұрын

the wink tho

@bodkimalone

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesslovesu friends aren't allowed to wink playfully? parents do it, does that mean they have a crush on you? as I said both sides are valid but memeing is always possible.

I like how Faline just went ahead and destroyed her crushes unintentionally and yes, the winking was definitely flirtatious

I catch feelings for everyone I start getting friendly with, if I know you well there's a 80% chance I've had at least a little crush. I also "liked" my bullies because adults at the time kept being like 'iF thEy bUlLy yOu tHeY jUsT liKe yOu' (which wasn't the case they just liked to physically fight me and we were 9) 6:40 you said this right as I typed this and I couldn't agree more

i never had a true crush, so i realized i am aromantic

I feel like Faline is one of the the only few people left on youtube with a decent and mildly dark sense of humor

@max1mum_yt

2 жыл бұрын

Also Penny Parker

@sournois90

2 жыл бұрын

what?? no..

@ozairchishti1264

2 жыл бұрын

You're not looking hard enough then. Lol

@yassineballouti7484

2 жыл бұрын

@@ozairchishti1264 can you share with us 🙃🙃

@user49357

2 жыл бұрын

light grey humour not dark

Faline san is like an anime protagonist dense as a rock and still gets a harem and she keeps getting them in the most watt pad way Also loving the aro representation here

Good to see that “they’re mean BC they like you” is a thing that is said everywhere💀

“Albert pulling my pony and setting fire to my house then framing me for tax fraud”

6:48 pulling ponytail, setting house on fire and framing for tax fraud best thing for me, nailed my humour

Faline casually crushing souls for breakfast.

@7OwlsWithALaptop

2 жыл бұрын

@@BaeJinyoung--- thx! now i need to change it to something absurd so your comment makes no sense hehe

@7OwlsWithALaptop

2 жыл бұрын

@@BaeJinyoung--- don't you worry, im to lazy for that lol

@MultiTypeYT

Жыл бұрын

that’s why they’re called crushes 😅

Faline is denser than me, and I'm as dense as an anime MC.

7:59 +respect

WHEN THE MOSQUE STARTED AND SHE WAS TALKING ABT BITCHES I BURST OUT WITH LAUGHTER

@naisugamezzz836

2 жыл бұрын

How are u gonna laugh abt that

@saturnstulips

2 жыл бұрын

@@naisugamezzz836 it's just a strange coincidence

@banned0404

2 жыл бұрын

@@naisugamezzz836 because its *funny* , Ahmed

@angel127_

2 жыл бұрын

@@naisugamezzz836 wallahi it’s not that deep she didn’t intentionally do it to be disrespectful

@aprilmayfly

Жыл бұрын

@@angel127_ it's understandable that she did it unintentionally, but yelling a wrongful word while a religious call to prayer is said isn't right.

Yeah having crushes and people having crushes on you actually feels like Love Is War type mind games

@Lucky-vu6hw

2 жыл бұрын

yeah 😂

@anonymouspotato432

2 жыл бұрын

when i was a kid my teacher had a crush on *me*

@Lucky-vu6hw

2 жыл бұрын

I think that's something else 💀

@lumilight4242

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymouspotato432 I think you misunderstood 'I want to crush you into a human khichdi you insufferable nil-headed excuse for a child'

@ghost_shivers5276

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymouspotato432 oH

“and flaming me for tax fraud. ALBERT IS A DOUCHEBAG” THAT SENT ME

The literal Mosque starting outside of Faline’s house while they’re talking about finding people hot will never not be funny

no but flirting is... confusing. i remember i was staying at a friend's home for a bit, during which we kept getting closer and closer. we kept cuddling more and more. it was clear we both had a crush on each other; and we had a common friend to whom we texted about all this at the same time, and that person was endlessly frustrated at neither of us confessing or thinking the other person had feelings too. eventually, we were joking about how we were basically a couple already living together, and my friend joked "yeah, only thing missing is if we sl3pt together" and laughed nervously. only then did i realise.............. wait. anyways it didn't work out and we stayed friends until this day (now 4 years later), but like yeah.. flirting... is strange. crushes are strange. but also since that time, i've been cursed to have one-sided feelings for people and idk maybe the universe is just having a laugh and punishing me for not seeing clear signs until i was in too deep

@dagoose9570

2 жыл бұрын

I do those things with my friends and never felt that they were anything more than platonic…idk they seem pretty normal to me?

@nate7310

2 жыл бұрын

@@dagoose9570 i think it depends on the person. ppl have different boundaries and different views on level of like touchy and cuddle stuff that's platonic and not. personally i don't cuddle with friends normally but that's also bc i have some touch issues so if i am doing that... Well 🤷‍♂️ but i get for others cuddling is just platonic.

@dagoose9570

2 жыл бұрын

@@nate7310 ye ye makes sense I found out a while later that apparently one of my friends that I used to do those things with he apparently developed romantic feelings for me soooo don’t listen to me lol I’m dumb with people

@henrytownshend8862

2 жыл бұрын

So the mid person cheated ?

@nate7310

2 жыл бұрын

@@henrytownshend8862 nonono, no cheating. just two ppl being oblivious with their feelings for one another, and a common friend watching on the sidelines in disappointment and frustration.

I love the she said "Albert is a douchebag!" At 6:59

2:52 best moment out of anything in this vid

Coming in 7months late and without seeing the rest of the video yet, a crush is like the edge of a massive chasm. You can see your feet slipping and you don’t want to get a grip. Instead you hope the darkness somehow springs to life and chooses you instead.

faline: **uses dominance and physical punting for no reason** the generation's genius: *is this love?*

"Wow Autumn, you are good at acting" really got me

2:27 my dad was watching me when this showed up😭😭But no worries he just smiled :v

When I was eight, this dude (also eight) with five girlfriends- (they were all aware of the other girlfriends) confessed he had a crush on me. I responded by kicking him, running away and hating / completely never talking to him again. lol.

9:14 Girl WHAT WHY lmao

@ourcumrade3939

Жыл бұрын

Ik4

As someone who fails to understand how having a crush feels like, I don't know if crushes exist.

I love how this encapsulates all of our primary school romance stories immaculately. Can’t believe how almost everyone has such similar experiences. Great video made me happier thanks homie

Tbh crushes are like people who steal your heart when first eye contact or bond. They show incredible love to you(probably for the sake of it). But then they crush your heart when they twist the thread of triggerment. The lesson here folks. Just eat

As a person who gets crushes on fictional people, I get crushes on fictional people. Am I under a curse or something??

@vibingcat8503

2 жыл бұрын

@DON'T WATCH MY VIDEOS Okay 👌🏻

@xhannie4239

2 жыл бұрын

It's all part of a plan.. we are all evolving and soon the entire population will feel attraction towards fictional characters....

@vibingcat8503

2 жыл бұрын

@@xhannie4239 and kpop idols......

@hearts.22

2 жыл бұрын

😔same

@onceblink4495

2 жыл бұрын

It's normal, don't worry~~

7:23 the childreen's drugs xD

some guy once came into my desk at a classroom at lunch (i was scared of the noise so i ate at my desk) and openly said infront of all his friends "I have had a crush on you for the past few months, will you be my girlfriend" and all of his mates started telling me the same thing that he had a crush on me. then my megamind self said "i dont believe you" and proceeded to think he was trying to pull a prank on me by pretending to have a crush on me and then go "hah no ugly" which would clearly ruin my life him and his friends then tried to convince me for the next few days he wasnt lying, i still didnt believe them and nothing came out of it however whenever he sees me now he'll just stop everything he's doing, stop talking stop moving and just S T A R E at me he is very awkward to be around if i try talk to him he says nothing and just stares at me i think this boy wants to be my enemy

Me at 5:03 "No girl you definitely flirted LMAO"

11:06 double homocide

As an asexual I dont really get crushes cause I am not physically attracted to people So this was pretty fun to watch

He beat me up, burned my house down, wished death upon me and everyone I loved, said he hated me, and stole the leftover takeout in the fridge…. HE LOVES ME

I don't know if I can keep defending Faline anymore..How can someone yell S C O R E while KNOWING SOMEONE LIKED HER, Unintentionally Flirt, Be dense, play with someones feeling and EVERYTHING!?✋🏻😩 FALINE..WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR /jk

@ohnotagain851

2 жыл бұрын

It's a: I don't like you back- behavior, and I am only being myself. You, doing stuff that I didn't ask for and making things up in your brain without asking if that's what I intended when I do something is your fault. The thing with the potato eating: some will see it as flirting, some eat only with people they are not in love with. People are different, so ask. Don't do shit and expect people to owe you because you decided on your own that's what's going to get you two together. You might've wanted a less serious answer, but I am a serious person, sadly...so yeah. Sorry and you're welcome.

@tufftuff4525

2 жыл бұрын

@@ohnotagain851 I said my comment was a joke man..Look in the end..I put a /jk lol..I know this is all silly silly stuff uk

@ohnotagain851

2 жыл бұрын

@@tufftuff4525 sorry. bad day

Crushes are weird when you're growing up as a fruity lil nugget. Because even when you do things like always giving your "(girl)bestfriend" your snacks because it's her favorite, always walking to the other side of the room to talk to her even though the teacher told everyone to be seated (and getting scolded a lot about it), letting her hug and pat me anytime despite not being a touchy-feely person and literally giving her a giant heart bear plushy for valentines while not bothering to give anyone else any gifts is 100% platonic behavior. But just talking to a boy for 5.5 seconds would automatically make him my boyfriend and the parents would always gush whenever we're 5 meters near each other or just happen to be in the same room...

@chaeswin

Жыл бұрын

😢😢

Tungsten cube: and they told me i was dence

Who wouldn't be attracted to the pheromones of such an ALPHA MALE? We are your loyal followers Faline.

I love hearing other people's crush stories. Didn't know that people actually felt those feelings until I joined uni lol. Now I'm just fascinated with them romantics, it's fun to think how much one person takes over their mind. I'm going to be very entertained for a while, i can tell

about the "they're just mean to you because they like you": the same guy from school has bullied me for over nine years straight (the teachers told me that i'm an attention seeker when i brought this topic up hahaha) and asked me to go out with him on the last day of school😐 now despite the fact that those peolpe can't really express their true feelings towards a person, this can also be really damaging to the other person:/

For a long time I kept trying to convince myself I was bi (I’m gay) so I would go around looking for a girl to have a crush on and tell people I had a crush on them when In reality I had no interest to be with this girl, to say I’m embarrassed about it now is an understatement.

Faline San got upgraded to faline sama with how they trolling everybody.

4:12 the fact that birds started squawking at my house to while watching this video-

8:36 Oh damn, faline, YOU WERE SO DENSE

I don't know what universal force brought this upon me but I just found this channel and you literally look and sound like this girl from my college who I had a crush on and asked out like 2 days ago, and this video is about crushes. Of all things. I got rejected, so I'm going to keep watching your videos 👍

You know it's true love when historians would call you best friends

9:27, but did you eat the chips?

One time when my college semester was ending a boy I had be friends with asked for my number since he would miss me over the summer. My response was to say oh it's okay I will see you next semester. Then I preceded to have a family emergency and had to move out of state never to see him again. That poor boy mustered up so much courage and my stupidity smacked it down.

"Hey uhh... I was in line and bought those chips for y-" *"S C O R E ."*

im just once again shocked by how well u remember things, like im 17 and only have like 5 memories i VAGUELY remember from my entire school life except from this year

6:26 that my friend is some real swag.