local asian with no life skills goes camping (help)
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hello axolots you gremlins,
As we speak I am currently uploading this on a laptop that is five seconds away from combusting into tiny pieces. Each letter i type lags behind by 2 seconds, I have to foresee the typos before I type them down. I truly have reached nirvana.
Today on the menu we have marshmallow munching, s'more making, camping, trying not to get mcdied by the random person who is climbing up my fence, you know the relatable stuff. I have never hone camping before outdoors so this is truly an interesting new experience, oh what's that? "Faline this doesn't count because you're still in your house compounds" sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of me braving the wilderness. In today's establishment, we learn some new life skills such as opening a can of soup.
Hope you guys enjoy this premiere, I haven't premiered a video in a hot minute and it's always fun to be able to talk to you guys live before then. Hope everyone is doing well, remember to drop a fat LIKE and COMMENT "haha sussy campfire' or else you will never see your family again. They are living in an aquarium in my basement.
Пікірлер: 2 800
Once I master my fear of fire, I will have so much power
@Valwashere
2 жыл бұрын
So true bestie
@okey_xen
2 жыл бұрын
YES. POWAHHH
@aidisdumb
2 жыл бұрын
superiority 100 yes yes
@cuffie4326
2 жыл бұрын
Why are you awake at 11 pm please explain this to me also I'm from singapore ur local neighbour one day I'll break into your house
@nallyaaaaaa
2 жыл бұрын
take my credit card just please spare my family 😟
I love how everyone is just realising that she's about to hit 1M, like we all just came from hibernation or something
@moody-eclipse3226
2 жыл бұрын
i remember subscribing when she still had a smaller count (less than 100k? idk i forgot lol) NOW SHE'S LITERALLY ON THE ROAD TO ONE MILLION?!?!
@enhaenhahyphen22
2 жыл бұрын
Lol i certainly feel I was in hibernation
@jammingpython8986
2 жыл бұрын
SHE IS ABOUT TO HIT 1 MILLION? SINWIASJ WE WILL GET A FREE Q&A FROM THE LORD THEMSHELVES
@nomell8830
2 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT WAIT-
@aditiiii5686
2 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT- SHES REACHING A MILLION- MAN I STILL REMEMBER HER SINCE LIKE 500K ✋ OKAY THAT FEELS SO QUICK NOW THO SJHDKAJHDKA
Artist, comedian, animal whisperer, chef, barber, tourist guide, vlogger, queen of deformed teddy bears, makeup guru, and now a professional camper. Stan multi talented queen💆
@creaturenamedalistair
2 жыл бұрын
Iconic AND talented??? We Stan 🤩🙌🏽🙌🏽
@sketchybunny5003
2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget rapper, at 9:29
@raeka__
2 жыл бұрын
@@sketchybunny5003 my apologies good sir, how could I forgot about it 😔
@vtxavyii5947
2 жыл бұрын
YESSS SLAY FALINE SLAYYYYY
@mavi5136
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot inventor
she went from fluent english to asian english accent to literal chinese
@maidouniu
Жыл бұрын
Then gibberish Chinese, and finally gibberish
@superstar-su7fg
11 ай бұрын
Doesn't he talk in malay ??
@maidouniu
10 ай бұрын
@@superstar-su7fg he's chinese
@CatLoverSuki
10 ай бұрын
Guys faline is actually Malaysian so he is Chinese Malay
I love the image of Faline running with a hot pot lid in her hand, going "ow" on repeat, while she's holding a perfectly good pot holder in the other hand.
@Ki_trees
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
I love how supportive her mom is ✨We stan Faline's mom in this household
@neonice
2 жыл бұрын
@you know this I wonder if her mom realized how the tent is supposed to look haha she almost did it!
@3nokowashere322
2 жыл бұрын
yes. we. do
@Congtarsy
2 жыл бұрын
yes
@masterjennifer4549
2 жыл бұрын
I know I was low-key jelly but happy she has such an awesome mom.
@WildSheWolf_
Жыл бұрын
if every mom in the world was like Faline's, the world would be a better place, a perfect one even
she seems like the type of friend in the group that always manages to disappear for a few days and then comes back with some hilarious stories about her adventures
I have never and will never get over the fact that faline's mother can do absolutely anything on the first try, including things that no one ever thought they would have to do. Also, when I first read the end screen, I read "my" instead of "thy" and I was very confused and disturbed for a moment.
"stop making noise you cant use noise to open the can" - faline's mother ICONIC
@sunburst3476
2 жыл бұрын
actually u can! screaming clenches the muscles, giving u more strength!
@xniamhx
2 жыл бұрын
Looking for this comment xD
@jbcjbcat
Жыл бұрын
she clearly hasnt watch dragon ball
@cyr3n_signall
Жыл бұрын
@@sunburst3476 r/whoooosh
@Someone-gh9vb
Жыл бұрын
can't* I'M SORRY5
this mother-daughter relationship is the most wholesome one ive ever seen, gotta love how supportive ur parents are also congrats on hitting 907K, and theres just a bit more to go till u hit 1M edit: WOO BABY THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FORR WOOOOOO
@krystalcresta8526
2 жыл бұрын
908k noww
@sareneve1626
2 жыл бұрын
HOLY SH-- I REMEMBER WHEN SHE HAD 300K SUBSCRIBERS WASN'T THAT LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO OR SUMN CRAZY LIKE THAT it is very well deserved 😌
@n4t376
2 жыл бұрын
so close
@JacobPDeIiNoNi
2 жыл бұрын
Only somewhat related, but in addition to her interactions with her mom being very wholesome, it's also helpful for me personally- I'm a student in a Chinese 1 language class, and although I'm just getting started hearing people speak fluent Chinese with subtitles is actually a really helpful learning resource! I can notice things I've learned and also understand how to better use words and phrases.
@nekurokitsuraage3984
2 жыл бұрын
@CVFF33TVFF33 awts, i guess it'll be in a few days lmao, im still not editing the comment for the sake of checkpointing hehe
I love the fact abie's is just like "the shit you humans put me through" the whole time XD.
1:54 is my favorite part- "You... fricking linguini COME HERE-" lollll
Faline San: (*says she’s probably setting this up wrong*) Also Faline San: has a tent with an interestingly flat top once finished. Her: is this normal? Idk probably.
@adalai_domaruk
2 жыл бұрын
She was supposed to put it through the holes but she put it completely outside 🤣🤣
@anonymouschild7663
2 жыл бұрын
She had made it perfectly but she forgot the last hook on the top of the tent
@youzhou3001
2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouschild7663 no. The orange part of the tent is a tube and the sticks are supposed to go through them
@charliequinn6321
2 жыл бұрын
So close yet so far
@maddiesmenagerie8853
Жыл бұрын
The tent when it rains: 🛁🌊⛲️
Nothing makes me happy than seeing Faline struggle using a lighter and opening a can of soup where she relies on her Mother. Makes my day happy, also QUEEN HITTING THE 1 MIL MILESTONE LEZGO
@anonymouspotato432
2 жыл бұрын
i didnt know her dog could comment
@c_elia
2 жыл бұрын
@what now yo mama
As a Scout, I found this so amusing to see Faline set up a tent. 😂
@Bob..Stuart
11 ай бұрын
same here lmfao
@abby.lee.miller.
11 ай бұрын
@@Bob..Stuart haha, I recently “took a break” from Scouts because of the homophobic jokes people were making at this summer camp we go to every year. I just never really made friends there but I don’t know how to let go.
@Bob..Stuart
11 ай бұрын
@@abby.lee.miller. oh yeah, that's really understandable. The leaders of the kids are me and one of my best friends. We're both LGBT, so there's no space for people to be homophobic lol. I quit scouts really recently tho, cuz they were too old to be a part of our scout group
16:49 “the chocolate needs to be a bit more melted”
@Quandale_Dinglee
4 ай бұрын
She was talking about the marsh mellow, but yeah
faline : artist,chef, camper, speedrunner, Hair Stylist, country invader, etc. Also Faline : *"asian with no life skills"*
@bosanarrows
2 жыл бұрын
@Carl Rodriguez lmao
@coltondraws6566
2 жыл бұрын
Professional bear taxidermists aswell
faline san makes me proud to be an american. "this is how the americans do it" "in all of the western shows" "they have alphabet soup!!" "americans always eat smores" im honored
@yourmotherspartner
Жыл бұрын
Me tooo
@pinknightfall7177
Жыл бұрын
me tooo
@cat_obsessed
Жыл бұрын
america sucks now
@GachaLucy11
Жыл бұрын
me tooo
@Crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrow
Жыл бұрын
As a person from a non English speaking country, that’s honestly how a lot of ppl view y’all, we may judge the Walmart people, but we all grew up with the “American dream” being shoved down our throat
Faline and her mom's relationship is gold y'all 🥺😭
7:05 _THE WAY UR MOM SCREAMED -_
@cycrothelargeplanet
Жыл бұрын
my ears forgot how to hear
As someone who’s never been camping I’m assuming everything done in this video is what you have to do to have the ultimate camping experience.
@poi9314
2 жыл бұрын
you've never truly camped when your friends didn't carry you outside whilst you're inside your own sleeping bag, those bastards.
@kinn0401
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who camps, can confirm 10/10 accuracy
@Hans-nr2nh
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who last camps about 6 years ago, Yeah. In addition, choose a camping place by the river, so that you could mandi sungai (swim in the river), recommended: Use thick bedding(if you camp by any water source) because it gets cold during the night. Oh and wear mosquito repellent, cause those bit**es are hanging out a lot recently.
@project_galaxy
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has camped a lot against my will, I can confirm that this is very correct
@Viper-ih3yt
2 жыл бұрын
@@Hans-nr2nh careful with that though, Especially in valleys. If that river floods your not gonna have a fun time.
Alternative title: “Watch Faline girlboss her way through learning the secrets of immortality as she inevitably lights herself on fire 😍”
@arv-mixes6295
2 жыл бұрын
You gotta do what you gotta do
@creaturenamedalistair
2 жыл бұрын
As she should 😘🥳🥰🤗
@creaturenamedalistair
2 жыл бұрын
@Akuma it was satire 😶
@peskypigeonx
2 жыл бұрын
@Akuma cringe culture’s dead and I’m taking your money
As a muslim seeing the Masjid/Mosque in the video while Faline was cooking and then showed the view of it (sorta) that was entertaining :)
17:33 a bouquet of burned flowers*
Queen, I just realised you're about to have a million. Can't wait to see what you've prepared for us. my expectations are high
@Mapple_Cartoon
2 жыл бұрын
She said she was going to bake a cake so its gon be great of course
@waltuhmelon
2 жыл бұрын
thetruesidecharacter icecreamlover ex-stickyipadkid totallyquirky Waltermelon here! cant wait for 1M!
@tamberverse
2 жыл бұрын
faline will bake a cake!!! ^_^
@theskyknight4517
2 жыл бұрын
navneet i think you should lower your expectations a bit
@navneetkaur3992
2 жыл бұрын
@@theskyknight4517 lol why? I'm sure Faline will not disappoint us now, will she?
"i was so scared, i shampooed my hair with my eyes wide open for weeks" she's such a wholesome human being, i love her personality!
As a Malaysian myself, this is kinda relatable. Also the weather is unpredictable lol
19:20 "I am entering my cocoon stage"😂😂
As a southeast-Asian like you, it takes immaculate courage and virtue just to be outside of the house at night, all the geckos and bugs and creatures and the harsh humid sky makes it an arduous task, something not even Hercules can accomplished. This entity right here that is blessing our platform is not a queen, she’s a goddess with fire in her heart and s’mores in her belly.
@exynth1a215
2 жыл бұрын
weakass i be catching grasshoppers for days
@dryl2531
2 жыл бұрын
@@exynth1a215 how about nights? 🤨🤨🤨
@exynth1a215
2 жыл бұрын
@@dryl2531 ever caught one as big as your hand? they be wild if they come knockin at your door at night, and i sure did catch some
@dryl2531
2 жыл бұрын
@@exynth1a215 they look so pretty too, I wish they were here, I’m living in a big city now lol
@exynth1a215
2 жыл бұрын
@@dryl2531 the ones with thin heads were cute too
The finesse with which Faline messes up the things she tries makes me think she is actually hyper competent at everything. She's the end product of some very generalized super soldier program.
i love how when the mosque prayer started they didnt be disrespectful, thank you faline
2:15 "It starts raining shits and dogs" I feel you,i feel you..
10:17 Today I realized you're supposed to put a can of water into the soup to make it. This whole time I've been eating it without the water and just thought it was supposed to be a really thick and salty soup 😂😂😂😭
@grass-ifrass
2 жыл бұрын
Noooo!! You can also add milk instead to make it a creamier soup, if that's what you prefer.
@ColdFuse96
2 жыл бұрын
@@grass-ifrass Really? Interesting. I want to try that now!
@grass-ifrass
2 жыл бұрын
@@ColdFuse96 yeah, adding it to tomato-based soup gives it a bisque-like quality, and adding it to "cream of" soups just keeps the creaminess instead of losing it to water!
@theoriginalshew
2 жыл бұрын
That's what the "condensed" part means. And why it says so on the can.
@ColdFuse96
2 жыл бұрын
@@theoriginalshew Yeah, I never actually read the can. My parents told me to just put it in a pot, and then put the pot on the stove and leave it there until it became hot enough to be considered food. I always thought it was supposed to "melt" into broth, like how some soups go thick when they get cold.
It is truely a blessing to be so early that people are commenting on what happens in the video even before it premieres, solely basing their sentences on the little knowledge they have picked up in the description, title, pinned comment and thumbnail. I will treasure this moment while it lasts
@nishthaarora9533
2 жыл бұрын
you and i would be best friends if we met in real life, my fellow axolotl
@Mary.sLb3
2 жыл бұрын
@you know this Rickroll?
There’s just something about watching Faline roll around in a tent at while trying to finish an art project at 1am that brings me pure joy. Thank you Faline San for entertaining us
Everything goes wrong in her videos. And I love it
she’s collecting talents like Pokémon cards, and we support her on her journey
Faline this is Dawn a mom to a 14-year-old who loves your channel as I do as well! You are an amazing young person and SO funny! Thanks for the laughs that even a 44-year-old can relate to! Keep on keeping on! Props to your mom as well. Edit: M o t h e r ?
@aaradhyakeswani4343
2 жыл бұрын
551 likes 1 replies
@vilbee5461
2 жыл бұрын
594 likes 2 replies
@bakkei444
2 жыл бұрын
602 likes 3 replies
@sunburst3476
2 жыл бұрын
609 likes 4 replies
@imdonewitheveryonessh-t6065
2 жыл бұрын
616 likes 5 replies
11:28 struggle of a faceless person
21:34 u think thats scary Faline...? mUahA- "I stayed at this hotel and there was a lot portraits of some random people. Next morning when I woke up, all of the portraits were gone and there were windows instead." ♡
it's so cute how she looked at the tent and decided it was installed when the roof wasn't attached hahaha
@lemon2524
2 жыл бұрын
Yes true.
i love whenever she says *americans* there's a flag overlay IT GETS ME EVERY TIME
9:27 fire unstarter
Me: Another Asian who knows everything about camping painfully watching Faline-san painfully trying to start a fire... But I love her comedy anyways.
Faline and her mother have such a wholesome dynamic. 😭
I like how she still puts the marshmallows so close to the fire despite burning them so many times
15:07 faline,s tongue reveal
Hike tent 101: Construct all of your poles in advance Lay out your tent flat- please Attach the longest poles to the tent (make sure they cross over) There should be clips or Velcro on the outside, attach them to the poles Stick your shortest pole through the two holes at the top to raise the roof to it’s intended height Line up the fly (outer layer of the tent) and link it to the bottom of your tent by looping it under the poles (the easiest way to do that is to line up the zips first) If you’re going to be somewhere with rain or wind, peg your tent down! Other tips: bring a foam mat to lie on, otherwise you will HURT in the morning. Bring lolly snakes, they’re preservable, tasty and unlikely to melt BYO flour, obviously, you don’t want to be caught out without it when the fighting starts Never trust your portable charger to come through- always have a spare. Or four. Beware of Scouts in your area- they probably have flour, and other dangerous substances Hope this helps!
The short horror story that spooked me as I child was: “the last living man on earth sat inside a room. Then he heard a knock…..” which honestly isn’t actually scary or anything remotely similar but I was so terrified
@cl4ryzz.y
2 жыл бұрын
holy crap that’s terrifying. the last man on the world hears a knock on his door, who was it? we DONT know. what happens next???? im not gonna go to sleep tonight lol
@linatwoones
Жыл бұрын
Frick why is that actually so scary
the relationship you have with your mother is so wholesome
@hieunguyenminh8045
2 жыл бұрын
I thought she was her sister lol
@ma.k4910
2 жыл бұрын
Most Asian families tend to be like that
11:10 burning her hand while holding the thing to prevent exactly that. GG
I love how Faline doesn’t know how to do anything but does it anyways
No random stranger playing guitar at the campfire? No cult gatherings? No bear encounters while waking up to piss? What kinda camping trip is this!?
SO YOURE TELLING ME THIS WOMAN RIGHT HERE- MASTERED DRAWING, MAKE UP, WEIRD 3 AM LIFE DECISIONS, HATING GREEN, COOKING, BULLYING CHILDREN ON ROBLOX, DYING HER HAIR AND NOW TRYING TO BURN HER HOUSE DOWN TO??? *we stan the right person periodt.*
@enhaenhahyphen22
2 жыл бұрын
YASSS
When you were telling the horror story I heard knocking on glass. It' dark outside, I don't have a mirror and either someone is on my roof, my balcony, or I'm going crazy. Propably the third one considering my sleep schedule :)
21:05 is a reference to the five nights at freddy horror game
19:55 poor sweet thing, doesn't have a thought behind those eyes
17:13 as an American, I am happy to say that I am very, very proud of faline.
14:10 i feel the cancer
You're mom is so kind and supportive (even I don't see her and don't know her, I can literally see her in your attitude) you two are so fun to watch❤️❤️❤️
You know it’s a Faline San video when it’s five minutes in and she’s already yelled at a bird for existing and she’s demon crawled to her dog in a sleeping bag
Don’t forget the piece of flimsy plastic also known as a “tent”
@lambcat911
Жыл бұрын
'-' bot
@lambcat911
Жыл бұрын
Oops sorry I meant @rare one
9:13 WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A CUPCAKE?
i am a malaysian too
I love the fact you switch to Malay for a second while struggling to make the tent, that "aduhai!" is adorable 😂😂 Also let's gooo!! You about to hit 1Mil!!
@amika892
2 жыл бұрын
At which timestamp did she say that?
@amika892
2 жыл бұрын
@@syaz61jm I mean the word alamak lol
You go girl, light the fire they can't put out.
@jyingg6985
2 жыл бұрын
Burn it all down!
@lostxx111
2 жыл бұрын
@@jyingg6985THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOOOOOWWWWW (the song)
So glad to see a professional survavilst and her daughter live their best lives out in the wild.
3:18 certified footage of Faline San going super saiyan
sooo excited to see Faline struggle, again😍🥰😘
Idk why I’m watching a 17? year old’s KZread channel, but I love the energy and that Faline is working on both her KZread career and preparing to go to college, I support this girl.
@theoriginalshew
2 жыл бұрын
18 years old as of yesterday (Apr 30)
If people were wondering why she had a hard time lighting it was because she used a candle the wax dropped on the fire starter making it hard to light because wax doesn’t catch fire the wick does
Faline getting excited over alphabet soup is just 💗
I think everyone who grew up in the US knows exactly what that soup tastes like
@ColdFuse96
2 жыл бұрын
To me it tasted like salt because I didn't knew you were supposed to add a can of water to it to properly make it. I thought it was supposed to be a thick salty soup 💀
@1heartvixen
2 жыл бұрын
Been making canned soup myself from the age of 6 lmao
@_Daemon_Sultan_
Жыл бұрын
Never had it. - 14 year old Floridian
Y’all just gonna leave them burnt ‘mallows out and not eat them? Also, for a first time camper, you did decent. That’s high praise coming from an Alaskan.
7:23 is my fav part
I just got recommended the snail video this afternoon and now my youtube feed is filled with your channel, there's no better feeling than finding a great youtube channel by someone that's really entertaining and funny, I've just finished maratoning some videos from the past months and this has seriously made my night. I'm really looking forward to the next videos, so keep up the amazing work aaand good luck in 1M you really deserve it.
19:39 did she really combine the English word torch with the american word flashlight? 😭😭
@ButtercupsClematis
2 жыл бұрын
Yes-
@jackandjill6419
Жыл бұрын
It's the usual Malaysian term for the flashlight.
Okay but I literally love faline’s entire family tree, like especially her dog
This is honestly one of those videos that just forces you to smile, thank you for serotonin
I was looking up japanese learning language videos and found you and im so happy i found you 10/10 content it gives me life
When I discovered her vids for the first time,I knew,that she was the thing on KZread, I need.
“OKAY, I’m feeling a little bit of a struggle, that means something is working.” Faline San This quote will keep me going for life...
I just love the mosque in the background
21:48 bro i tought it was a ghost i was exercising flute and i was that omg i almost fainted lolol
14:01 'blow it out!' Faline: 😷💨🔥
Scuffmazing content as always, Faline. Just beware that at "13:26" Mama's face is in full view. ^^
@ashithaj
2 жыл бұрын
i hope she sees this comment and censors it
@skittyzoon
2 жыл бұрын
Hope she sees this :)
@irisfilmproductions
2 жыл бұрын
@FalineSan
@whalesharkgirI
2 жыл бұрын
@Faline San
@kahwa_c
2 жыл бұрын
@Faline San
I paused at the exact timing to be blessed with the view of faline’s bunny like teeth. Its a marvelous day, my skin became clear, my grades went higher and my dad finally came back with the milk. What an achievement.
Why did i smell the marshmallow through the screen- LITERALLY I WAS TRANSFIXED ONTO THE MARSHMALLOWS I THOUGHT THE SMELT IT 😂😂😂😂😂
Faline has the only sponsorship I watch, she makes everything entertaining
In this episode, Faline braved the Fierce wilderness of what I assume is her back porch. Surviving totally natural disasters, fire, murderers, and people trapped in mirrors. May her bravery go down in history.
I think the food colouring in the marshmellow is flamable. I think I also learned about smores from tv shows.
Happy almost 1 million!!
Mother: "not bad" me: Now that's a supportive parent right there.
she's a queen in stem 🥺✨ congrats on almost one million!! i can't wait for the celebration video! i have no idea what to expect as not even god herself knows what you'll be posting next lmao
@lemon2524
2 жыл бұрын
Nice name.
@toiletboundhutao2142
2 жыл бұрын
@@lemon2524 thank you!
Ah man, as someone who goes camping constantly, I feel physical pain while watching this, and a deep desire to help her with everything lol /hj
@NighttimeDaydreams
2 жыл бұрын
@Underscoreyolo Ah, I should've expected to see you here. XD You don't have a KZread pfp??? Anyways I'm going to be looking for you in faline's comment sections now. I'll give you cookies. 🍪
I was with u since 200K and yes!!! Your almost at 1M!!! ❤️❤️
bird: **exists** Faline: hElLo BiRdiE ShUt ThE frIcK uP
"After all that effort, we had a fire" *Prometheus would like to express his disappointment*
How is she the only person except oversimplified to make me watch through the sponsorship?!
Here on brazil when we have to light up the charcoal for our "churrasco" i learned to use a can that was cutted in the middle, filled with soy oil and some toilet paper dipped in the oil, so that:its needed to set with one half of the paper dry and other wet, i don't know why but it can light easier, and its much more affordable (i don't know if it is cheap in were you li).