local asian (me) tries to make RICE in my bedroom 🍚
Ойын-сауық
GOOD EVENING axolots it seems we meet again.
Today I bring to you my roots, my soul, my very stereotyped personality trait. Rice.
We've all tried rice before (I hope) but this rice will the ricest of all rice. It contains all the love and support my asian ancestors have given me, all compacted into a little bowl.
In this episode we venture into how far an introvert can go in order to avoid human interaction with strangers for your daily #entertainment . ALSO NOTICE HOW INSTEAD OF WAITING LIKE 16 WEEKS you only had to wait 10 this time? Damn I am popping off fr (college is sucking the soul out of me)
Love y'all bYE BYEE MWAH leave a like and lick the subscribe button for to get a significant other in ur life (100% people fail)
Пікірлер: 2 900
Can I have a rice 🍚 in the chat pls
@thej6878
Жыл бұрын
Rice moment Edit: 100 likes!
@chrqnos_
Жыл бұрын
🍚 Woah I'm the first person to comment 🍚 lol
@ehetenandayo1494
Жыл бұрын
🍚
@heikon7489
Жыл бұрын
🍚
@zerofurrturno
Жыл бұрын
RICEE
Faline San getting that speedrun record for disappointing their ancestors by coming out and not being able to cook rice
@nebolution
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@khalilahd.
Жыл бұрын
A legend 😂
@Daytime_Scars
Жыл бұрын
I’ll be honest, im younger than him and im STILL disappointed. Rice is the ONLY thing i can make. Cant even make eggs.
@jordankuo6662
Жыл бұрын
Weren't the Han dynasty emporers Bi.
@Daytime_Scars
Жыл бұрын
@@jordankuo6662 we talkin boutthe ever so disappointing rice… i cried
Depending on your ancestors' standing on traditions and whatnot, some of them are impressed by the rice cooker, some of them are condemning you for using a rice cooker and not a pot like IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS, and the rest are happy that you are keeping the tradition alive. Addendum: My ancestors have commended me for receiving a heart.
@dazeoliver
Жыл бұрын
true
@Cecilia-ky3uw
Жыл бұрын
There is also a category that thinks that she is a total dunce who can't cook even with the rice cooker
@wilh3lmmusic
Жыл бұрын
She already disappointed her abcestors
@thechonkyyuki
Жыл бұрын
yep! as a west asian, we are astounded by the rice cooker
@Khookies-lp2lu
Жыл бұрын
"Gods! What magic, that _ricecooker_ is" "HOW DARE YOU RUIN OUR TRADITION! MAY YOU BE PUNISHED FOR ETERNITY-" "guys can we just appreciate that she's still making rice?"
As a Asian, Our blood does flow through rice 😌💅 *Rice for all my Asians* 🍚
@rennchi
Жыл бұрын
THANK U BB 😻😻😻💪💪💪
@Ushr.
Жыл бұрын
@@rennchi 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚
@pinterestgirl4
Жыл бұрын
thanks
@Rxnan23_
Жыл бұрын
Thanks girlll
@Ushr.
Жыл бұрын
@@Rxnan23_ 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚
i just have to say i am SO proud of faline coming out as asian!! its a very hard and nerve racking thing to do and i am just so proud of faline for coming out to us and i hope everyone feels the same, we support you faline !!!!!!
@TPNsBiggestFan
Жыл бұрын
@@kpopgirlys what😭/gen
@romasa831
Жыл бұрын
@@kpopgirlys it was joke man 🙁 sarcasm!!
@Th3_WiseWolf
Ай бұрын
CHUUYA PFP
@bunnikoo
Ай бұрын
@@Th3_WiseWolf 😼😼
I'm so proud of faline for coming out as Asian its not easy Edit: I don't want to be that person but THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!
@Mary.sLb3
Жыл бұрын
I am also an asian. It was hard for me to come out to my friends. But I DID IT it was hard, but Idon't regret a thing
@STUPID__CAT
Жыл бұрын
Lmao helpp
@sh4bnum
Жыл бұрын
@@Mary.sLb3 I hope they’re willing to celebrate Asian month with you 💕💕
@brachess
Жыл бұрын
Pls I used that pfp on everything until kazoo betrayed me ;-;
@dolizen1730
Жыл бұрын
HELP the way you say that is like when people on tiktok identify as transracial
Faline: wash your rice. also faline: eats rice raws without washing it
I have some food tips as someone who started living alone a couple years ago!! my biggest tip is to think of every dinner as carb + protein + vegetable (frozen is great bc produce spoils so fast and I never pay close enough attention to it) so like my easiest combo is rice or noodles + egg + spinach or broccoli etc. I also sometimes make like 3 servings of food at once then don't have to think about dinner for a few days. Good luck with your journey toward adulting!
Faline being afraid of his roommates is my new comfort thing to watch
@stduupie
Жыл бұрын
I don't wanna seem pushy but Falines prefered pronouns are He/Him :)
@chocogibby8261
Жыл бұрын
@@stduupie She did say on twitter she goes by all pronouns - but prefers he/him. So the comment isn't wrong 🤔
@stduupie
Жыл бұрын
@@chocogibby8261 That is why I said his Prefered pronouns. but I understand what u are trying to say.
@cocooavu2907
Жыл бұрын
same lmfao
@PilotTurtle
Жыл бұрын
@@stduupie I want to seem pushy, give me your bank details so I can donate to charity
The Asian community is proud of faline and her rice cooking skills ✨️(totally not sarcastic)
@POTTERS_HOME
Жыл бұрын
Its "his" actually
@POTTERS_HOME
Жыл бұрын
@@mementoghosty oh yeah I'm sorry I don't have Twitter :/
@khalilahd.
Жыл бұрын
Totally 😂
@doveamor
Жыл бұрын
@@mementoghosty Actually I believe he very much more prefers he/him
@puppiibiscuitz6012
Жыл бұрын
@@doveamor he said he prefers he/him but is okay w other pronouns, in his twitter bio it says he/they/she are all okay (also from my experience i think ppl usually list the pronouns in order of preference like that?? but im sure not everyone does that idk)
As someone who literally just moved into uni and is freaking terrified of interacting with roommates (and even more terrified of cooking Infront of them!) this is genuinely the most calming thing I've seen this whole time. Just knowing someone I think is cool has the exact same awkwardness is so comforting. Thank you for making me feel less alone :)
Me:just watching this video Faline San:WE GET TO CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENTS
@happy_h0pe
Жыл бұрын
I got jumpscared when that happened
Ah yes, the asian instinct of eating rice with almost every meal we eat. And I know other asians eat rice with every meal aswell. I salute you, Fal.
@no-er6yb
Жыл бұрын
yes. the asian instinct.
@BudgieCute
Жыл бұрын
fellow asian here, indeed
@khalilahd.
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@vincentdreemurr
Жыл бұрын
more like indoctrination
@Mel-zs5wb
Жыл бұрын
rice is for asians what pasta is for italians
I desperately want Uncle Roger to react to this - less because of any Asian conflation, and more because I want to see these two variations on comedy blend.
@So_Indecisive
Жыл бұрын
Same
@statikstarz
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god yes
@sleepyboio-
Жыл бұрын
Fuyooo
@The-Silliest-Little-Guy
Жыл бұрын
"ah they measure rice with finger *finger* very good very good"
@petersall1055
Жыл бұрын
maaan, auntie helen is going downhill without uncle roger
"i have like roommates cooking outside right now" what came to my mind was him cooking his roommates 💀lmaoooo
@sanjanam520
Жыл бұрын
wouldn't be a stretch
I love how Faline made it harder to get the rice in the cup even though Faline could've scoop from the rice bag
Faline can make anything hilarious. He could literally do commentary over elizabeth's funeral and I would cry laugh
@yourmom-ub2qg
Жыл бұрын
He?
@daychild_
Жыл бұрын
@@yourmom-ub2qg yea they go by he/they/she apparently
@yourmom-ub2qg
Жыл бұрын
@@daychild_ I see... Thanks for letting me know mate!
@buchelaruzit
Жыл бұрын
not a good example, that's easy
@zvr1ana
Жыл бұрын
@@yourmom-ub2qg they go by he/they/she! 💗
omggg YOU CAME OUT ABOUT BEING ASIAN! GOD I DIDNT KNOW- I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU AND IM SO PROUD OF YOU
@_Porsha__
Жыл бұрын
OMG i just realised that!!
@mindfulfairy
Жыл бұрын
I've always known ❤️❤️❤️ something about his vibes is just-
@kelpdock8913
Жыл бұрын
Pfft all these new ethnicities woke bullshit 🤦♂️ ffs
@yasminat6006
Жыл бұрын
I’m so proud of him it takes a lot of courage to do this.
@mindfulfairy
Жыл бұрын
@@yasminat6006 exactly! Many people are still in the closet about this
"rice from my COLONIZERS" "but am I edamame's favourite" "It's like my second coming out, I'm actually Asian" "And if that's your thing...... dooooon't ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" Lmaooooo
@iamuncommonforareason9577
Жыл бұрын
Grape
5:37 relatable
She’s got hand motions like she’s translating what she’s saying into ASL 💖💖💖💖 Truly the best KZreadr
@khalilahd.
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@aylinjanjua
Жыл бұрын
He* hes*
@aluriye4099
Жыл бұрын
@@aylinjanjua no they go by any pronouns.
@wilh3lmmusic
Жыл бұрын
@@aylinjanjua no she’s female
@pimon77
Жыл бұрын
@@wilh3lmmusic no he is ALPHA
its cool how the process of making rice is so different from what my desi household does, we use those loud pressure cookers which always scare the shit out of me💀
@JAnugya
Жыл бұрын
fellow desi here and I'm proud to say that i have finally learned how to cook rice in pressure cookers after BURNING my rice twice... hehe
@anitanaseer1007
Жыл бұрын
I’m desi and we just use a rice cooker cause we don’t have stove space 😭😭
@nanno6642
Жыл бұрын
I once tried making rice but it became daliya or gila chawal or wet chawal whatever you call it
@dazzly6109
Жыл бұрын
IKRRR LMAOOO💀
@chrysanttemum872
Жыл бұрын
Desi here, we just use a big ass pot👽
6:26 Very soothing
@MandyTheEchidnaOfficial
14 күн бұрын
I fell asleep listening to that 😊 so soothing
the talent required to make a rice making vlog so funny is astronomical, i was feeling bad but i feel better after watching this :)) ily
10:46 as an australian i can accept this, that is a real, ricestralia moment
@So_Indecisive
Жыл бұрын
Ricestralia > Australia?
@user-dg3ug7ny5d
Жыл бұрын
As a fellow Aussie, I'm not nationalistic but 🌾r i c e s t r a l i a 🍚 You know what else other than that rice is white? Australia's preference of who to allow into the country.
@silly2974
Жыл бұрын
yeah im not australian, im ricestralian actually🙄🙄
@miizuakiya
Жыл бұрын
yeah as a ricestralian which is ethnically filipino i can confirm its actually called ricestralia, the government just hides our identity
@formula1fan359
Жыл бұрын
@@user-dg3ug7ny5d LMAO
Ok faline just because you are going to college doesn't mean you have to get this hot
@dsaid20817
Жыл бұрын
Yo you have the exact same profile as someone else i replied to
@zrielle
Жыл бұрын
@Corny trust me, there’s way more of them out there
@icyrene_
Жыл бұрын
@@dsaid20817 it's a cult
@wilh3lmmusic
Жыл бұрын
Honestly I preferred when she had long hair like in the cyberbullying video
@the.only.livxoxo
Жыл бұрын
@@wilh3lmmusic Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy.
Hey Faline!! Got your video in my recommendations today, can’t stop watching your videos. Absolutely love your humour!!!!💙 Hope you’re having a great day! Also thank you!
I love her/his videos so much so relatable, funny, etc. thank you faline San for blessing us again!
As an asian i can feel our ancestors smiling at us for using chopsticks and eating do-
@hatsurrin
Жыл бұрын
🤔
@Aisayaax
Жыл бұрын
d o g
✨The rice✨is a skill every asian is required to know, so as one myself I am very proud of your skills
@STUPID__CAT
Жыл бұрын
I set rice to cook once then was gone and forgot abt it and almost burnt down my whole kitchen🌚 My ancestors would cry
@somebody4240
Жыл бұрын
your*
@-hein
Жыл бұрын
@@STUPID__CAT use a rice cooker???
@Ndreau
Жыл бұрын
✨The grammar✨ is a skill that every asian isn't required to know, but as one myself i am not very proud of your skills.
@STUPID__CAT
Жыл бұрын
@@-hein uhm i do but i just left it and it kept cooking so it burnt. and u saying now how i have to cook rice will not save that situation💀
1:02 we have the same culture man😭
I literally read the title as 'local asian (me) tries to eat two men in my badroom' 😭🙏
10:31 "we gotta celebrate our differences" i find that video hilarious and you referencing it suddenly like that killed me 😂
@RealMysticalMan
Жыл бұрын
He made a strange choice
Here I am again, watching my favorite asian boy trying to cook food and laughing while knowing damn well that I couldn't do better
@melzzxxz
Жыл бұрын
Boy?
@uselessmango_
Жыл бұрын
@@melzzxxz the hair makes her look like one
@the.only.livxoxo
Жыл бұрын
@@melzzxxz Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy
@ixxcloudyboba5060
Жыл бұрын
@@the.only.livxoxo it’s she/they/he
@revimfadli4666
Жыл бұрын
@@the.only.livxoxo nooo just when a girl breaks the "women aren't funny" stereotype, then this happened :(
you became my fav youtuber in like 2 days also your videos are so funny , that they make me question my life choices :)
i was watching this on the tv and my mom walked in and saw the way you were making it and said that your ancestors are disappointed in you
Can we take a moment to appreciate Faline's gorgeous rainbow socks?
@BelaCoxinha
Жыл бұрын
Yes. They look amazing.
I'm now released from the curse of seeing Faline's head everytime I make strawberry milkshake .
@ryncise
Жыл бұрын
lmaooooo
@akiko_crab2161
Жыл бұрын
Yey
i just came back to ur channel after a few weeks and omg YOUR HAIR LOOKS GORGEOUS 👏👏
I love faline's hair! Her personality is very calming as well. She pops up on my homepage a few times
faline and his cooking abilities never cease to bring a smile on my face.. a very worried and concerned smile but smile nonetheless
@mon0de293
Жыл бұрын
his? isnt faline a woman
@ghostingsoap
Жыл бұрын
@@mon0de293 they use all pronouns
@prasannamadhavmohan7553
Жыл бұрын
@@ghostingsoap wait where did she say that?? genuinely asking
Ah yes I awake my few moments of life to the sound of faline struggling to make rice 🧍♀️
it has literally been 2 or 1+ year since i saw your videos ooooooo dayum u grew to college from having school teachers discovering your channel. nice to see you doing good witjh a mil sub
My sister sent me this video and now I’m a fan. Love your energy!! 😂
i see our mother axolot has discovered and grown up to succesfully MAKE RICE
@ryncise
Жыл бұрын
i love this comment
@Mary.sLb3
Жыл бұрын
Father****
@kir-rara
Жыл бұрын
@@Mary.sLb3 🤝
@sa-ren2890
Жыл бұрын
@@Mary.sLb3 they use he/they/she so technically itd be okay for them to say that :)
"I just broomed the floor" - Faline San, 2022
this severely pained me as a chinese person
Oh faline you are so brave to come out about being an asian. I always knew it. So proud of you faline🥰🥰🥰
THE 8:40 CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD 💀 On a sidenote, Fal, even if your ancestors will be disappointed in you, we will have faith in you and your creations 🤗
I will play soothing music as it's cooking. *proceeds to not play music but dance around silently with the rice cooker and a spoon*
The hair looks bomb tho and so is the fit Congrats for coming out as asain I will always love and support you no matter what you're very brave !!😭😭
I still can’t get over the beginning of the video where he’s like “Today we’re saying goodbye to something important, something that has been with us for a long time…my hair.” and pictures of queen Elizabeth flashing by.
RIP Faline's room. It was nice seeing you getting messy all this time.
9:25 you should put the cup inside the rice bag and scoop the rice out with the cup it's more efficient and you can pour extra rice back in
Faline, as an asian myself, you are the very first asian I've seen that struggled this much to cook rice to the point where I almost cried
never knew that watching someone make rice would be so engrossing u earned a new sub
10:40 that's not enough rice😭
@Eaten_squid_cake
Жыл бұрын
there is no rice in your rice 😭
10:15 the way she said “i don’t have that” was so funny 😂 😂😂
@Eaten_squid_cake
Жыл бұрын
ionhafftat
totally a professional chef
YOURE SO GENDER IM SO JEALOUS
Me: Watching Faline struggling to pour in rice Also me: Why didn’t she use the cup to scoop the rice and if you have too much just put some back in
@idontwalkslow
Жыл бұрын
I was screaming this. scoop the rice goddammit
@desiree7633
Жыл бұрын
Yes omg
@Ghost-ce9tw
Жыл бұрын
You have to admit she's not a very professional asian
@desiree7633
Жыл бұрын
@@Ghost-ce9tw lv 2 asian
@emilysspam
Жыл бұрын
Faline actually prefers using he/him pronouns, so please use them for him :)
I like how aggressive Faline is about washing the rice haha especially after seeing a lot of cooking tutorial where people dont wash the rice
bless your soul :) you mad my day ... i only discovered your channel yesterday ... only regret is ... why god why havent i did that before Q_Q aaaaah
Your Videos give me so much joy I don’t know 🥺❤️
11:13 rest in pieces smiley face also 🍚
1:11 i actually snorted in the exact same way when faline said this
4:35 faline... WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS FIRST YOU JUST TOUCH THE FLOOR FOR GOD SAKE
the hand movements at the beginning got me
it's our friendly neighbourhood asian boy
5:32 correct, this is the sacred rice measuring ritual.
The contrast of aesthetic between faline and the rice cooker is beautiful
NAAAAH DUDE tomato sardines are part of the Asian experience, 10/10, W tomato sardines.
The pink slowly fading away from the hair was such a long process so when I saw that it's completely gone I felt as though I was sent 20 million light years away
Someone stop Faline- He's gonna set the dorm on fire watch someone call the cops
@zrielle
Жыл бұрын
ok unrelated to the vid but- *is that a fellow moa*
@mother4105
Жыл бұрын
@@zrielle YES IT IS WHY HELLOOO >;))
@j1kxn27
Жыл бұрын
OMF I FOUND MY FELLOW KPOP STANS
I was waiting for a jump scare of the silver fish. Every time she showed me the bowl.
BROS COOKING SKILLS HAVE GONE TOP TIER 🤩🤩‼️‼️‼️‼️
rice makes me strong rice gets me a girlfriend rice buys me a nice car rice builds me a 27 feet building
Faline is that one friend that we all love
0:10 i thought you would say my rice cooker. My rice cooker is older than myself and my grandmother bought it in her mid thirties in south korea.
@Illuminat-ve5ue
Жыл бұрын
oh wtf, does every asian have like an ancient rice cooker?
OUR QUEEN IS BACK
@becco9823
Жыл бұрын
(NOT QUEEN ELIZABETH)
10:06 WTF I WAS EATING FROM THAT EXACT BOWL WHILE WATCHING THIS I-
@MandyTheEchidnaOfficial
14 күн бұрын
Naw that’s crazy
Honestly love the fact we got a intense warning of having to wash our rice before cooking, but then themselves proceed to eat it RAW and UNCLEANED haha. That’s what I do too though haha
I really like the little historical reminders around the video
literally eating rice while watching this after school LOVE YA
I just subscribed and I don’t know what’s happening but here’s a like
@Faline_San
Жыл бұрын
thank u for the like somefries
@zixn4460
Жыл бұрын
@@Faline_San 🍚
2:12 me everytime I see a spider in my room
truly a 🍚 moment
YOU REALLY GOT ME WHEN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE QUEEN, I THOUGHT YOU REALLY MEANT IT LOL! And when you were explaining about the silverfish I was like “Bro that can’t be real” until I searched it up SILVERFISH ARE REAL
6:02 no promises 🙃
@Mexlodyn3
8 күн бұрын
SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING
3:06 sweeped
0:40 yesterday i also got a haircut!! But they cut too much. My hair was 15 cm over my shoulder, i asked her to only cut like 5 cm. Guess what she did? She CUT 15CMMM so now i have shoulder lenght hair. Also she cut my hair while it was dry and didn’t even detangle it (i have curly hair) never going for a haircut again, i will simply just cut it myself or let my mom do it🙃
That rice cooker is freaking adorable!
“I just broomed the floor-“ -Faline San 2022
We asians come together to make the legendary, almighty rice 🍚🍚✨
completely irrelevant but i love your hair. it really suits you dude
Your new hairstyle looks dope too!
"I look like a middle school boy TT I mean, at least I look like a boy... But I look like a middle school boy! TT" Most relatable sentence ever!
even without pink, it still gives off Pinterest
@mindfulfairy
Жыл бұрын
I mean after all, he tried to dress up as a Pinterest guy 😌
@woahhorangeJoe
Жыл бұрын
@@mindfulfairy he IS the Pinterest guy
@mindfulfairy
Жыл бұрын
@@woahhorangeJoe exactly!
I am not a fellow Asain, but now I know how to make rice the actual way. Thanks Faline. 🍚
cutest looking rice cooker i ever seen. Faline always has cute stuff that i never even imagined that existed.