👨‍🦲👨‍🦲👨‍🦲 bald

@AmillyReal

2 жыл бұрын

😳

@user-gz1xy2hu8p

2 жыл бұрын

👨‍🦲

@tiredmama42

2 жыл бұрын

spitting image of u 🥰🥰🥰

@ZyloYcuk

2 жыл бұрын

U DELETED UR OTHER COMMENT LMA 👰🏻‍♂️

@user-db6wz1kq3q

2 жыл бұрын

slayyy

"I have a read 2 fanfictions a day to keep my fantasies running." *Faline has her priorities straight.*

@INSERTKWLNAMEHERE

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing abt fanfiction is straight

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

@JpvoovqL

2 жыл бұрын

I relate to this so much!

@_....3214

2 жыл бұрын

ME ASWELL

@fluffydandruff1552

2 жыл бұрын

I related to that so much its actually scaring me

8:01 I'm literally *obsessed* with Faline doing her own FAN EDITS!

@kaleiya.

2 жыл бұрын

FRRR

@amna7546

2 жыл бұрын

song name?

@KaziUpola

2 жыл бұрын

@@amna7546 Stereo love, try searching speed up version.

@achild1191

Жыл бұрын

Damn it was good 😂❤

@ThatOreoBoy

Жыл бұрын

Same

11:49 those who wants to know the song she's singing ) 🌈It's Sea shanty - wellerman 🎶The lyrics she sung There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea The winds blew up, her bow dipped down Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go❤ Thank you

@shouto5695

Жыл бұрын

😂

@lylyart

Жыл бұрын

I LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCH OMG FALINE IS KING👑

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378

Ай бұрын

I love that song

I can finally lie about having friends to my parents!!! Thank you faline

@thatoneduck9819

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@sketchii62

2 жыл бұрын

Holy hsart there are bots 💀

@contentandcats

2 жыл бұрын

Its all fine until they ask to meet them..

@sketchii62

2 жыл бұрын

@@contentandcats damn.

@saltedwounds

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly same 😭 they were toxic so I left

"acne is strawberry freckles" "if anyone makes fun of you for it, bite their d!ck off" i just started growing acne a week ago, this rlly reassured me. this is why faline is a queen :) edit: spelling error 😀

@ohEmily

2 жыл бұрын

don't worry too much about it :)

@euppe

2 жыл бұрын

Dw I’ve had acne for a year now and it gives my face FLAVOR 😍

@cottoncandye

2 жыл бұрын

@@euppe woahh niceee 😍

@teeth_denier

2 жыл бұрын

Acne is a very small nose, and popping them makes them runny

@onions.have.beauty8049

2 жыл бұрын

@Frogbro 😋 face sprinkles 👹💅💅

I love the fact that when faline talks to her mom the asian accent kicks in instantly

@vawoah8408

Жыл бұрын

Do you mean… fluent Chinese?

@zilelim813

Жыл бұрын

Do you mean… Malaysian accent? “Asian accent” is the most stupid thing I’ve heard what even is Asian accent?

@benjaminwilliam6643

Жыл бұрын

Oh sorry i meant mainland chinese accent. Its not malaysian cuz i know what a malaysian accent sounds like. ngl i dont rlly give a shit but just to clarify yea its chinese accent

@benjaminwilliam6643

Жыл бұрын

@@vawoah8408 no i meant her speaking english to her mother

13:05 Faline at 2 am writing fanfics

Wow. This made me feel like I had friends. Goal achieved

@aishah3022

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine having friends, cant be me

@contentandcats

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a great feeling trust me

@thatoneduck9819

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ronaldo-eu1nz that's finally here but your dad isn't

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

@SVT-ny8ee

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyrusthegreat7030 No never

Being socially antisocial for anxious and awkward people: A series. Edit: for those who seem to think I meant asocial. No. I meant what I said so please dont try and correct me. I speak English. I understand the difference and definition of each. I said what I said because it's what I wanted to say. If you dont agree then write your own comment instead of trying to correct mine.

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

@isagiyoichi5207

2 жыл бұрын

What?? Socially antisocial?

@isagiyoichi5207

2 жыл бұрын

What?? Socially antisocial?

@serpentsuperior7473

2 жыл бұрын

do you mean 'asocial' or something sinister

@hannahxx17

2 жыл бұрын

@@serpentsuperior7473 I love how many people think I dont know what I meant

Finally, a friend who doesnt whine and complain, like "its 4 am go to sleep" Thanks faline

11:00 this is why the universe didnt want you to put that contact on

13:23 My name is Max and I was enjoying the video so much. I did nothing to deserve this.

@maximusachoo

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@mangoe19t95

2 жыл бұрын

I got legit terrified when I saw that.

@ryder_dummy

Жыл бұрын

same

ok let's appreciate the fact that she made us feel less lonely, ily faline

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

@alvvn3918

2 жыл бұрын

can you bots stop breaking in my comment section i have a family pls

@alwinvillero9505

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyrusthegreat7030 No fuck that, resurrect the Kingdom of Prussia.

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

@@alwinvillero9505 homosexual

@realltsboba30_

2 жыл бұрын

@@alwinvillero9505no, rebuild ukraine.

0:44 "I don't have a job" Guys faline is actually doing her job right now

Sure was nice to hang out with Jack for a day. He truly is the greatest friend I could ask for.

honestly faline is provably what I’ll be like when im older except worse humor

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

@harpyeda1473

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyrusthegreat7030 will the Persian Empire help me achieve my most desired goal of World Domination????

@ketokeko

2 жыл бұрын

@@harpyeda1473 this

Can we just appreciate how aesthetic faline's room is- also, you should play amogus some time to experience the chaos there.

@contentandcats

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr! It looks so comfy too

@nasifahmed8602

2 жыл бұрын

Frr

@darkflightdreamer1698

2 жыл бұрын

phtoamogusrath

@actiallieuwisj

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkflightdreamer1698 what? lol I get the amogus part but what’s the rest lol

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

8:56 WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE WHAT HOW

7:37. FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

I can't tell if this is what its like to have friends as ive never had them, but i trust faline to give me the most accurate experience

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

@anethanlad

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyrusthegreat7030wait so is that what friends do? rebuild the Persian empire? count me in.

@dione__fernnn

2 жыл бұрын

Human beings have all had atleast one friend

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

@@anethanlad yes

@mikun0562

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, i have friends and theyre like faline, accept cringier. Maybe even more cringier at times 😭

Faline really went from pretending to know what a projector is to a random person on Omegle to actually having a galaxy projector in her room. That my friends, is true character development.

Dude, your almost to 1 mil and your content is JUST straight vibes. I'm not even envious, I respect it

Lol your friend looks so done 6:11

we stan our friendly queen faline, she even made this video for us to not be lonely.

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

@The_Vending_Machi

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit dude the bots are everywhere man

Me: feels lonely, is currently overthinking about everything, and is on the verge of tears *opens youtube* *sees faline posted* Me: 😊

@ragmamale4783

2 жыл бұрын

damn yeah

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

@birb6474

2 жыл бұрын

Idk if you’re joking or not but in case you aren’t, I hope you’re doing okay ❤️

@humanperson3430

2 жыл бұрын

Me too but I already cried before watching😅

@yinxingye

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I relate so much, glad to know someone out there feels the same :)

I feel like me and you have something in common, loving McDonald’s French fries, watching dr strange bc why tf not, short hair, literally similar humor, similar clothing, literally when I shower I just sit there in my phone, but instead of going to sleep at 2 am, I go to sleep at 5 am 😍 ✌️

11:40 This is known as foreshadowing

As I read the title, it really had to remind me of the fact that my friend left me on read today when I asked if they wanted to hang out 💀

@rutujaajadhav

2 жыл бұрын

relatable.

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

@tamberverse

2 жыл бұрын

aw i'm so sorry about that! i hope you feel better ^__^

@user-sd1ey6ei3x

2 жыл бұрын

Ouch- i keep seeing my friends hanging out and never asked me💀 (Hai zylo 👁👄👁)

@ZyloYcuk

2 жыл бұрын

@@tamberverse nahh it’s alright, they were just busy LMAO

1:51 " I baby I no understand" This had me laughing so hard lol.

2:57 This was the most helpful thing I've heard today thank you sm 👍

So wholesome to have a friend ❤️

Seriously I didn't know that I could relate to someone this much. Like from watching fanfictions and making up imaginary scenarios to not being ready for 18 but time just won't stop and having a room that is all of the mess in the house combined and also liking art and technoblade. Btw amazing video. 😊

Whenever you feel insecure about ur acne..just remember that : Acne's are strawberry freckles 🍓on our face which makes us look cute... literally hitsss

12:09 I AM CRYING AT HIS USE OF KICK THE BUCKET edit 10/8/22: updated the pronouns

@UniverseYapping

2 жыл бұрын

What does it mean

@digiiiii

2 жыл бұрын

@@UniverseYapping "kick the bucket" means "die" she used it to say she is sleeping my two braincells fired and i started wheezing for some stupid reason

@hopes_and_dilligrout5463

Жыл бұрын

OMG, thank heavens someone else noticed XD She said it and I felt a alarm for a second, then confusion, and finally delight :D

I actually felt like I had a friend, thx Faline 😌 Hope you have a nice day

0:15 oh shit good to know they’re more people who make there own imaginary scenarios like me instead I just watch a bunch of listener asmrs to fall a sleep and make my own story 😃✋👍

6:36-7:08 is my FAV part. That is exactly how my parents want me to be like. The cute doggy is more obedient than I am.

@Cawffee7

Жыл бұрын

Also Abie is so cute! (*´∇｀*)

@tahsan.

Жыл бұрын

​@@Cawffee7 yeah

1:27 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel you for not putting enough toothpaste on your toothbrush. this is incredibly offensive because the hygiene community really likes to put that big wallop of toothpaste on a toothbrush and likes to really smear, really besmirch that toothpaste in with full intent to possibly break the toothbrush in the process of pressuring it. Many people may think that this is an inefficient way of putting toothpaste on your toothbrush, but it's actually exactly that. the pure satisfaction of completely covering and filling your mouth with toothpaste sludge is immaculate, so much so that there's a cult revolved around it. i will give you some points for using a white toothbrush, as it is a staple part of brushing your teeth.

@ehpotatoes

2 жыл бұрын

if anyone has any other complaints about the toothpaste, then please suggest I put in more things to this argument!

@ninten_ka

2 жыл бұрын

should i stick my toothbrush in the entire toothpaste tube to get the sufficient amount then

@okayaibalotmonayangraw

2 жыл бұрын

You can't be serious 💀

@ark_q

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment tbh

@KxrbiiExraThe6th

Жыл бұрын

YOU CANT BE FRACKING SERIOUS-

ok so fal, you probably already know why the sprite was like this but im gonna explain what happened in case you still don’t know. so at movie theaters, fast food joints, restaurants, etc, the soda is being made THERE when you press the buttons to the machines. (which is why most of the time it tastes better than from a can) there are i believe 3 tubes to make the soda; the syrup tube, (flavor) the liquid tube, (the base) and the gas tube (for the bubbles.) sometimes one of the tubes run out of what they need to make the soda, sometimes all of them run out, but it usually says the machine is out of order when that happens. the most common tube to run out is the syrup tube so im PRETTY SURE that when you got the sprite the syrup tube had run out of the flavor. hope this helped ! ^^

There are people working on the roof right now, so when she said "I am right outside your window" it was so ironic it made me want to look outside at them

4:56 the fact Faline tried to give it another chance is hilarious

my friends actually just never want to hang out with me. It's sorta depressing, so this did help a little bit. Thank you

finally someone gets it, you have to finish the whole scenario before you can sleep. Also finally I have friends Btw I love your hair wtf it looks so good.

Who needs therapy and friends when you have Faline

0:20 Finally, someone who actually gets it.

i literally just came across your channel and i immediately adored you UR SO WHOLESOME

6:36 confirms my hypothesis that Abie is *built different*

im spending my birthday alone becouse i have covid and a ginormous lack of friends, (i might have been crying my eyes out for half of the day bc of that), and this video really makes me feel a tiny bit more special, so, thanks for being here on my birthday random youtube girl, i like your unfunny jokes

@Mochiiishere

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you get well soon wish you a speedy recovery and i hope you feel alright Have a Wonderful Day/Afternoon/Evening or Night And don't worry you will get friends sooner or later (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧✨💜 Wish you all the Best!!

@ayeri9114

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mochiiishere tysm!!! thats really kind of you

faline: hang out with me for a day to pretend you have friends also faline: **is alone 80% of the video** *mhm, youve got plenty of friends with whom you spend most of your time, flavoured spoon*

Faline is so relatable istg. Everything he says describes my LIFE

9:36 I can feel your pain I *must* wear contacts because it helps not to get more blind than I already am It always takes me 20-60 minutes to get this hell-made things in my eye

This video is so aesthetic that my skin cleared up , i now have friends , ive got good grades and ive ascended to aesthetic land ✨💅😌

@chocolateaddictedartist5924

2 жыл бұрын

Take me with you please

Faline has done so much for us. Let's give her a round of applause

@mst_creator8151

2 жыл бұрын

*Clap sound effect plays

@avocados1707

2 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

7:49 that was actually pretty cool

"acne is strawberry freckles" was so good, i needed to hear that! tysm

"I have enough materials." Faline is growing up 😭

Who else wishes they could be actual friends with Faline ^^

You're almost at 1 mil. subscribers! I'm so happy for you. Keep it up!

8:01 loved the fan edit 🥺 and thanks for making me feel like I’m not lonely Faline 😁.

@grishmagirishkumar2506

2 жыл бұрын

can I know what song it is

@le8429

2 жыл бұрын

@@grishmagirishkumar2506 stereo love

2:37 yes, they put the souls of chickens in there

9:03 wtf I've never related to anything harder in my life

12:18 i go to sleep at 10pm or 11pm and wake up at 10 am

@lestielikes1098

Жыл бұрын

I go to sleep at 9 cuz I have to wake up at 5

@elysiaaalol

11 ай бұрын

same 💀

1:00 how dr strange saw the multiverse

Perfect timing Faline! I need a friend rn and omg today we didn't get to watch Dr. Strange on cinemas coz my other friends ditched us :((

Thank you for this live-action role-play for us Faline where we spend time with you It’s even better then fan fiction

bro that fan edit was fire🔥

"all that grass *casually touches grass* i'm cured now." - Faline san

i really love how well your pink in your hair goes with the curtains

I literally love these videos, thank you Faline.

@cyrusthegreat7030

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name

your hair is so pretty!!

My friends rarely reply to my chats so this is perfect especially for introverts lol

1:38 hhhhh ✨✨grass✨✨ magical 😍

thanks faline i no longer feel lonely

3:06 thanks Faline the bite went wrong way in my throat I almost died in my bed

@maritoguionyo

Жыл бұрын

Mood

I'm guessing the no flavor sprite thing is usually where the machines add too much carbonated water to the drink. I suspect mixing water with soda is a tactic that makes it less expensive to fill up a full cup of "soda" for takeouts, but it highly risks flavor. Please don't take my word as I do not work at any takeout stations, but that's what I observed usually happens when a flavor from a soda-filling machine are too bland.

Faline looks amazing as always. Slay queen

Finally, after years, I finally have a friend.. Thank you for letting me pretend, Faline :’)

literally had a mental breakdown minutes ago for not having any friends so I opened KZread to play some sadder songs to vibe with me when I saw ur vid, thank you so much Faline

Thank you for posting today Faline! I was having a bad day til you came :D

“We begin with procrastinating sleeping” Me who slept at 5am: *yes*

10:43 why just why

your room is so pretty dude i love it sm

3:59 I once bought a" Pringles "at a cinema and it was absolute garbage never buy cinema food if it isn't made there or dosent have a label

11:55 are you singing abcd? Lol

@allie_maysie

2 жыл бұрын

I think she’s singing the sea shanty, “wellerman” by Nathan Evans 😂

@prisarlogonzales8317

2 жыл бұрын

@@allie_maysie it just sound like abcd on fast forward ahha

“If anyone makes fun of it, bite their ____ off” Now I never thought I’d be taking quotation from who I nearly wanted to say was a kid, but I am. That’s a quotation I’m going to store and run with.

8:06 those hair flips make me fall in loaf with faline even moree

YOU LOOK SO GOOD ON THE THUMBNAIL SLAYYYYYYY

2:31 YES I RELATE SO HARD TO THIS

faline really coming after us with this one 😭

I am happy that you posted this on my bday :DD (But also sadge since I saw it the next day-)

This queen is relatable we all imagine scenes when we sleep

2:15 finally someone said it

You are so relatable. I thought I was the only one who did the toilet and wrapping thing, so relatable

This unironically cheered me up from my loneliness, thanks Faline💀

2:20 i thought i'd never find someone who feels this way. if i don't have coke and fries from mcdonalds at least once a week, my life is ruined. ALSO yES LIKE WHAT KINDA DRUGS DO THEY PUT IN THERE CAUSE I DON'T LIKE OR EAT FRIES ANYWHERE ELSE-😀

12:52 trust me, everyone looked at their window- 💀💀

@sleepygen

Жыл бұрын

Are you the FBI? Wth

@ginny___

Жыл бұрын

Me 💀

@lylyart

Жыл бұрын

i didnt but i was hoping faline was outside my window ngl so i can have a friend💀💀

@arctic.monkeysss

Жыл бұрын

@@lylyart nah that’s on a different level 😭

@lylyart

Жыл бұрын

@@arctic.monkeysss HELP

tbh your the only youtuber I can relate to. PS I love your voice it makes me relaxed and safe lol

Faline singing ‘wellerman’ is the dopamine I needed today

10:21 Well it sure stepped it up