DEFENDING my most questionable fictional crushes (a presentation)
Ойын-сауық
good evening axolots I see we all meet again on this fine day of #entertainment
Now I know what you're all thinking. Love? Affection?? INFATUATION? disgusting. What evil being from the fourth dimension has come to plague the soul of Faline San with such positive emotions? Well the answer will be shown in this video.
Yes my taste in women is sunshine and rainbows and my taste in men is❓😦
yours truly
Faline sandwichn
Пікірлер: 5 100
Pee
@BananaPudding_
Жыл бұрын
Poo
@axo3388
Жыл бұрын
Pp
@jiayiyi
Жыл бұрын
Peepeefart
@Vielfr
Жыл бұрын
Apple juice 👍🏼
@lorettatoocool
Жыл бұрын
Poo
Faline freaking out about the map from Dora having a son is hilarious
@user-wu2my4fi3q
Жыл бұрын
Addams*
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
Жыл бұрын
Map is a dilf 🥰
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
Жыл бұрын
@azien’s trainwreck 🤭
@purpleblah2
Жыл бұрын
Why is she so mad the Map didn’t save himself for her for decades
@spiritualnekohime
Жыл бұрын
His "son" is his nephew, so he's still up for grabs
This went from "I'm not a furry" to "Maybe I am a furry?" To "Am I a sadist furry?" In less than 15 minutes. Faline out there speedrunning this shit!
@TopEye64
Жыл бұрын
This took me 2 months, she took 15 minutes
@TheRedGuySimp87
Жыл бұрын
My three embarrassing childhood crushes were turner, Felipe and rusty from handy Manny when I was 4
@VikySKS
8 ай бұрын
12:48 “Maybe I am a furry?..”
@NathanielPayned
6 ай бұрын
bro went trhough the five stages of grief of being a furry
@AV3RAG3P1MP-
13 күн бұрын
13:58 "Am i a sadist furry?"
Highlyyy offended that Map is being falsely accused of having a son when he doesn’t. It’s his nephew 😭😭
@_alternianIdiot
Жыл бұрын
that’s a new sentence
@rainbowsparkle5775
11 ай бұрын
Your right actually 😭 it's a real thing in the lore
@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
7 ай бұрын
How does a paper have siblings?
@perfectheart7010
7 ай бұрын
He has _siblings??_
@aforgottenreality68
7 ай бұрын
@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 they’re from the same tree or something idk😭😭
and i thought my crushes were embarrassing. here is falinesan admitting to having a crush on a literal hand, map, enderman, fox and TRIANGLE 💀💀 edit: it turns out, people actually find bill cipher attractive, my reply section is hilarious 😂
@ARCHIVED9610
Жыл бұрын
the triangle tho
@ChalkEater9000
Жыл бұрын
don't do billy boy dirty like that, man :(
@ARCHIVED9610
Жыл бұрын
the triangle is better than me having a crush on olly from Paper mario the origami king- i will not explain
@thatprettygirlrikka6690
Жыл бұрын
The enderman tho✨ He’s so you know?
@locallunatic
Жыл бұрын
ok but the triangle isn't that unreasonable
Faline: “I’m not mentally ill” Also Faline: Proceeds to describe how she kidnapped and imprisoned a sentient being so she could voyeuristically observe it’s every move and then condition it into seeing her as it’s only source of safety
@karrinerose6387
Жыл бұрын
Well when you put it like that
@gwiazdapolarna_
Жыл бұрын
stockholm syndrome on an Enderman 💀
@gigachad.-
Жыл бұрын
You mean catching an ant, putting it in a box, and feeding it?
@sqwimpy-4
Жыл бұрын
@@gigachad.- Endermen literally speak 💀
@rieuvie
Жыл бұрын
so in short words, kidnapping, yandere tendencies, and manipulation. 😋
closest thing we will get to world peace is collectively having the most questionable fictional crushes
@Justarandomwierdo
Жыл бұрын
This many likes and no replies and no reply Here’s one
@lxvrrbxy
Жыл бұрын
legit, some of my 1st crushes were robot boy from the cartoon; robot boy and kiara from lion king 2 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@kaya4732
Жыл бұрын
@@lxvrrbxySTFUUU I HAD A CRUSH ON KOVU
@lxvrrbxy
Жыл бұрын
@@kaya4732 NAHHHH ME TOO BUT I PREFERRED KIARA FOR SOME REASON
@kaya4732
Жыл бұрын
@@lxvrrbxy WE DO LOVE A GIRLBOSS 💅
Love how he tried to manipulate the enderman when he was 10 💀
@chrissyj_
5 ай бұрын
fal actually prefers using he/him pronouns!
@yumixxxx4984
5 ай бұрын
@@chrissyj_ oh okay thank you for correct me I didn’t know
@chrissyj_
5 ай бұрын
of course! thank you for being so accepting!@@yumixxxx4984
@chrissyj_
2 ай бұрын
@@yumixxxx4984 no problem! thanks for being so accepting :)
@Aadya-kt6yx
Ай бұрын
Ranboo : 👁️👄👁️
as someone who hasn’t experienced a single ounce of romantic feelings towards anyone or anything, this was an experience alright
@CatKingLuna
8 ай бұрын
very
@april8504
5 ай бұрын
aroace gang
When your first crushes are lightning McQueen and nick Wilde your opinions are valid
@soontobechannel743
Жыл бұрын
Nick Wilde, I understand because he awoke something in a lot of people….BUT LIGHTNING MCQUEEN???
@carat_light
Жыл бұрын
@@soontobechannel743 Lightning McQueen is the peak of male character design
@cheikhniang9047
Жыл бұрын
homie your telling me you get wet FROM A CAR?? ight im out
@blacklightangel1260
Жыл бұрын
I have crushes on minecraft enderman and ink demon bendy, but I have never had a crush on nick wilde.
@soontobechannel743
Жыл бұрын
@BlackLightAngel listen if you told me you fell for the fanart..completely understandable… BUT LITERAL BLOCKS?? 😧
Having a crush on enderman, perfectly reasonable. He's an emo guy who is scared of water and is afraid of being looked at. Just a shy lil guy who probably has issues and a dramatic backstory
@Reiiven
Жыл бұрын
I love Enderman so much, that one was so valid
@bananasplitlady3045
Жыл бұрын
I had a crush on Mighty Mouse when I was little, and I left prizes for him in my room, in the hopes that Mighty Mouse would come to take the treasures and I could capture him and he'd get Stockholm syndrome, so I can relate to her
@Followthecat893
Жыл бұрын
@@bananasplitlady3045Do you need help?
@bananasplitlady3045
Жыл бұрын
@@Followthecat893 yes please
@sunnizhang7186
Жыл бұрын
@@Reiiven Pretty sure that sounds familiar--- oh- Ranboo
when i was in kindergarten i brought for show & tell . . an ENTIRE presentation about how 5 yr old me was gonna marry astro boy lmao, science fair board, coloring book drawings my grandma printed out for me. ohh, the deep confusion of the teacher that day. . **Priceless**
@Bella_oo0
9 ай бұрын
I could never live that down
@surispace_58
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bill was a respectable crush, I mean he’s a psychopath and awful but he’s also fascinating
@that_one_sanrio_fan
8 ай бұрын
True
Being 10 is not an excuse, for spending half an hour grooming an enderman
@AletheSnail7
Жыл бұрын
THE SATIRE AGSHSJS- 😭
@AngelicXiaoxiiu
Жыл бұрын
I JUST REALIZED THAT LMAFO- 💀
@jelowo9877
Жыл бұрын
she actually pulled the im literally a minor and neurodivergent 😂
@sundaddy1077
Жыл бұрын
Um, im literally neurodivergent AND a minor!!!
@daeatalaeafafaaaliebtdich4524
Жыл бұрын
I was curious if she knew about Ranboo... XD
I have a feeling faline is gonna have a field day watching "the bad guys" 💀 Edit: Oh hey Zootopia 2 is in the works rn
@akoiii
Жыл бұрын
OMG WOLF AND DIANE R THE REASON I REWATCH EVERYDAY 😍😍😍
@nadaxx_
Жыл бұрын
omg actually
@anushadanadamani284
Жыл бұрын
YOOOO YESSS
@grayce222
Жыл бұрын
oml i can see this
@ashig4520
Жыл бұрын
The wolf is just..
Faline: I’m not mentally I’ll. Also Faline: explains how she has or had a crush on a map, a furry, a dark being, a hand, a glowing triangle with hands and legs, and a chicken, **
You know I didn’t get lord Shen at first, but the. I remembered the fanart that drew him as a guy with long flowing white hair and I totally got it. Also love that Shen is just your little meow meow (a term used to describe a character that you just think is so pathetic and useless, especially if they are also overly angsty and evil)
Moral of story: Faline's crushes are witty, powerful, self-confident characters.
@aaalol886
Жыл бұрын
including the map 👍
@hailey1163
Жыл бұрын
Is it weird to relate to her comments about most of her crushes I felt like she was describing me a little bit 🥸😬😦😀
@CasualSunGod42
Жыл бұрын
ender man
@VashdaCrash
Жыл бұрын
Except for the last one. He was a wreck, wasn't he?
@petrichorpse
Жыл бұрын
cocky, arrogant, often with some kind of non-human element
I just find it funny that young Fal didn't tell her friends her crush was the map Not because she thought it was akward or something, but because she thought their crushes were also the map. THAT GOT ME SO HARD I-
@envinyatar5011
Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry that got you 'so hard'?
@JTheNobody
Жыл бұрын
I think they meant they were laughing so hard. Not the other thing. (Idk the prounouns)
@Lazy_.Lavender
11 ай бұрын
@@JTheNobodyyeah…they were making a joke…
@MintyCheriSA
9 ай бұрын
@@envinyatar5011LOL I ALSO THOUGHT ABOUT THE SAME THING- pfftt-- but I know that they meant they were laughing too hard and not "that".
@1233006neetu
3 ай бұрын
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS THINKING SOMETHING FILTHY- I meant clean..
Faline really went from “I’m not a furry” to “wait am I a furry?” To “am I a sadist furry?”
I literally said "please not the hand" and Faline proceeded to show me the hand right after, the way my jaw ran away.
Faline going through 5 stages of grief: Denial: 5:24 Anger: 5:42 Bargaining: 5:27 Depression: 12:11 And acceptance: 12:44 edit: thank you for liking my comment that i made with no thought in mind. Im glad everyone enjoyed this very good documentary that i made in trying to prove he “is in fact not a furry but accepts in the end” but in the matter of a few minutes we can see that he was infact a furry.
@roierandelman
Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@hhhhearts
Жыл бұрын
LMFAOAOAOO YOU DID NOT
@staeriix
Жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@PeachJaguar7597
Жыл бұрын
Let me introduce to you a sixth one... REVENGE
@nx0ii
Жыл бұрын
HELP YOU REALLY DIDNT-
Girl literally fell for a dorito💀 Understandable tho
i love watching people try to explain themselves on crushes when im an aromantic. because for me im like "..hoW DO YOU FIND THESE THINGS ATTRACTIVE?" and that makes it so much funnier
"Yes my taste in women is sunshine and rainbows and my taste in men is ❓️😟" is probably the most relatable thing said by anyone.
@mynameis7700
Жыл бұрын
Mine is the opposite with the exception of Orochimaru and Lee Yut Lung
The way you just casually skipped over Raven from Teen Titans despite us all seeing her on the computer was hilarious.
@fahrenheit2101
Жыл бұрын
I didn't even watch the show and still crushed on her. She's a very easy character to crush on.
@Inktron
Жыл бұрын
Lmao I caught that too and thought “good taste” but then she never appeared!
@ShinzoTheFox
Жыл бұрын
Where?
@topbottomswitch
Жыл бұрын
Time?
@koiifsh
Жыл бұрын
i thought i was the only one who saw lol
You have summoned all the Ranboo fans 8:07
@Am-nameless
3 ай бұрын
Ranboob
8:37 I really was about to say how relatable it was to have a crush on morticia but then you said someTHING completely different 🏃♀️💨
“He’s a pathetic twink” That sums up half my fictional crushes and myself
@bubblemacaron
Жыл бұрын
my kind of guy tbh
@koiifsh
Жыл бұрын
as a pathetic twink myself, i can't help but feel represented and flattered by the amount of people who say they like people of my kind
@JeanneMyBeloved
Жыл бұрын
I am a pathetic twink aswell , my boyfriend likes the twink femboy part , although he would throw me straight to the moon for calling myself pathethic again-
@koiifsh
Жыл бұрын
@@JeanneMyBeloved ooh shoto pfp
@JeanneMyBeloved
Жыл бұрын
@@koiifsh Yesss :33
tbh i had a crush on the enderman too- i’d research all of their lore and language to find out more… now i’m confused if it was species envy or attraction 💀
@tarungargeya
Жыл бұрын
WHAT HOW
@dndjndksnsjebe1671
Жыл бұрын
Same it was my first crush 😅
@gemmonade_
Жыл бұрын
SAME DHDJSJ
@aimeebintang
Жыл бұрын
This comment Made me question the last sentence now
THE THUMBNAIL GOT ME ON THE WAY TO A MENTAL ASYLUM 💀💀💀
3:13 IM SORRY THIS CASUALLY WRECKED ME
I can never tell whether my Nick Wilde crush is my furry awakening or exception
@williamatkin707
Жыл бұрын
i think disney meant it for us all
@bastienx3420
Жыл бұрын
exception trust me
@gwiazdapolarna_
Жыл бұрын
it depends if you like him for being an animal or something else
@ZsixeL4
Жыл бұрын
tbh idk
@KEBJD
Жыл бұрын
awakening yeah
faline:im not a furry also faline:*show us 5 of her crushes none of them are human*
@Andyatl2002
Жыл бұрын
Clearly a monster fucker though
@Inktron
Жыл бұрын
Wait but Jack Frost and Elsa were human
@penguin22penguin22
Жыл бұрын
Furry doesn't mean non-human are you dumb?
@-sleepdeprivedking-1977
Жыл бұрын
@@donnerthereindeer366 Nah. If someone were to be a furry, it’s not required for them to have one. They could just have an interest in anthros or animals.
@-sleepdeprivedking-1977
Жыл бұрын
@@donnerthereindeer366 Alright.
I WAS LIKE 5 SIMPING FOR AN ENDERMAN I REMEMBER BUILDING IT A HOUSE AND GIVING IT A BIRTHDAY PARTY 💀💀💀
OKAY FALINE IS SO VALID THOUUUGGGHH! I can somewhat understand most of these. ALSO I TOTALLY GET HIM ON THE ENDERMAN! I actually did a similar (but worse) thing where I flooded the entire End, built a house, put a single Enderman in the house (who couldn't leave cause everything was covered in water) and then only put flowers down so he'd be forced to pick one up and offer it to me.). After like three hours he jumped into the water and died, and I was so upset 😂 These are all so valid though, no judgement from me, it do be like that and I'm definitely into weirder 😂🤝
This has given me the idea to collect my friends, have us all make horrific presentations of our embarrassing past and present crushes, and like an Ace Attorney trial, try to defend ourselves as each slide gets worse and worse. Thank you, you absolute simping madman.
@akari8347
Жыл бұрын
I’d have to defend a fucking peacock that committed mass genocide if this happened to me and my friends- Pretty sure most of us would be screwed
@aspwillow
Жыл бұрын
judging by your usename, it would be interesting
@anonymouslyfamous1
Жыл бұрын
@@aspwillow HELPPPPP NO CAUSE MY LOKI PHASE WAS HORRENDOUS
@Tesseract.
Жыл бұрын
@@aspwillow Ironically enough I’m not attracted to Loki at all
@joghissing4634
Жыл бұрын
Omg sameee
your taste in fictional men is "emotionally and/or physically unavailable" and i can relate to that
1:32 not the one second chance to see raven from teen titans 😂
The energy of this video is so unhinged I love it!!! Honest to god would LOVE to see a part two to this!!! XD
Edit: Now nobody knows what I said to get so many likes
@that_gaystan
Жыл бұрын
please-
@noodlesandwich2945
Жыл бұрын
*scared enderman noises*
@NoiKoifish
Жыл бұрын
If a furry is someone that likes animals with human personalitys, and humans in general are technically animals so rly if u like humans then ur a furry But not rly obvi
@axolotdraws9946
Жыл бұрын
🧝🏻♀️
@Katsukibakugo129
Ай бұрын
@@NoiKoifishno a furry is someone who is interested in animals with human body parts example someone likes the show bluey
When Faline mentioned triangle and Tumblr within two sentences I sadly knew immediately where it was going. I spent WAY too much time on… uh… you know, we all sadly do
@agentmothman
Жыл бұрын
FOR REAL
@brooklyngrace1576
Жыл бұрын
Nah I haven't been on... you know... in a long time, it's liberating tbh
@gemmonade_
Жыл бұрын
me too 😔
@vissersixty-nine6246
Жыл бұрын
i legit expected it to be komaeda. which ngl i would respect a little more than bill
@Uigvxjyfc
Жыл бұрын
Nah nah the FANART , they draw him as a human-
2:38 ...so in theory............he is a daddy?
I GASPED AUDIBLY WHEN LORD SHEN CAME OUT. FINALLY A FELLOW CULTURED HUMAN
@Harlow.
11 ай бұрын
green dorito
@mintminttsontson
9 ай бұрын
@@Harlow. green dorito
@Harlow.
9 ай бұрын
@@mintminttsontson green dorito
6:39 you're not alone. 1 it's androgynous as hell 2 it's tall 3 it's mysterious and gives off emo vibes 4 simping material
@lisatroiani6119
Жыл бұрын
i got whiplash from ur pfp edit: ok they changed their pfp and i can’t remember what it was originally edit 2: ok now i think i rember what their pfp was and that context makes my edit hella funnier
@_alternianIdiot
Жыл бұрын
androgyny is so hot
@whatashittyname.6460
9 ай бұрын
I totally agree, Enderman is hot af ngl
true definition of " I prefer personality ".
i appreciate your efforts to make me feel more normal. it's definitely working.
the amount of joy i felt watching this is undescribable
Faline: “im not mentally ill” Also Faline: *Owns girl in pieces*
@locallunatic
Жыл бұрын
girl in pieces being the secret signal for mentally ill people
When you started talking about Wednesday, the whole time I was going "Please don't be Thing, please don't be Thing, please don't be Thin-" He does radiate main character energy tho
@tubebrocoli
Жыл бұрын
@ꕥSun shineꕥ I thought it was going to be cousin itt before they revealed it was thing
Great video. This was very insightful. Much obliged.
WHEN YOU SAID TRIANGLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAD A CRUSH ON THAT ONE DANCING TRIANGLE FROM THE MEME SAYING “Music make you lose control” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
diary of a wimpy kid being one of the books holding up the laptop really adds to the whole presentation
NO FUCKING WAY I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A CRUSH ON DORA'S MAP, THANK YOU FALINE FOR EXISTING ILY
@arwen3729
Жыл бұрын
SAME I SAW IT AND I JUST DIED ASADFJAKDF
@sketchingchan
Жыл бұрын
HUH ?????
@Mary.sLb3
Жыл бұрын
WHA
@daryissaplayz2312
Жыл бұрын
I had a kiddie "crush" on Diego. What were y'all on?
@crystalsuzuhara
Жыл бұрын
I had a crush on swiper soooooo
13:34 can we just appreciate the fact that faline-san actually randomly started speaking malay and chinese-
I love this vidéo , your humor is peak 💕💕💕
The moment he said he would introduce a video game character, my weird mind went to Steve. As he talked about Link and Princess Peach, I thought, "Actually, what kind of person- even Faline- would like a bunch of blocks painted to somewhat resemble a human? And what would Steve look like if he was human, anyways? And what would all the other mobs look like?" And then my jaw dropped
@bastienx3420
Жыл бұрын
yes same
@Ugly-Pidgeon
Жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to say he had a crush on a creeper, which in my opinion, is the only correct choice
@inestabilidad
Жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna say he liked Sonic 💀
@SodaPop707
Жыл бұрын
@Philippa Morrissey Nah they use all pronouns but prefer he/him
@SodaPop707
Жыл бұрын
@Philippa Morrissey its cool ^^
You'd be sad because Lord Shen is already taken. A guy in the Lord Shen fandom called TheGreatestShenFan literally married him, and had Dreamworks (The guys who made the film) attend the marriage. He even got an official certificate from them and everything.
@genderfluidlygay7146
Жыл бұрын
AYO WHAT
@morigaena333
Жыл бұрын
I mean… at least he went after his dreams 😂
@Andyatl2002
Жыл бұрын
The peacock guy who committed genocide and single-handedly caused his own demise in a self fulfilling prophecy?
@argentphoenix11
Жыл бұрын
@@Andyatl2002 Exactly
@axolotdraws9946
Жыл бұрын
Kinda like the guy who married Miku but a lot more questionable
9:38 In the words of my kindergarten best friend, "I could look at my hands for hours and just stare, being happy and wondering what's going to happen"
7:09 I DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I did a house, summoned Enderman, put random blocks all over the house and we lived together! :D
Faline: “I’m not a furry” Also faline: “Am I a sadist furry?”
@Appletank8
Жыл бұрын
character development!
this man is too precious for the world
@Postalguy2
Жыл бұрын
Man? Did I miss something
@soupyfly1327
Жыл бұрын
@@Postalguy2 Faline uses all pronouns but prefers he/him
@PhatAsss
Жыл бұрын
@@Postalguy2 faline is trans
@Hello-ep2sk
Жыл бұрын
@@PhatAsss Faline is a furry.
@eiswife5524
Жыл бұрын
@@Hello-ep2sk LMFAO
13:45 i couldn't relate more (only to this single part of the entire video minus the fox) i love my men absolutely pathetic
Ok I know I am a little bit late (happy 2024 to yall) but when you showed enderman I started clapping so hard. Hear me out. One of my biggest crushes (and still is) is enderman because my brother made me play minecraft for the first time when I was like 6 years old, and I was scared as f of zombies, skeletons and literally e v e r y t h i n g that could kill me... and enderman was the only monster that didn't attack me. At the moment I didn't know that enderman could kill you by looking at their eyes so I thought they were the only good monsters on this game and he made me feel safe and secure for some reason. Also because I like tall people- enderman is tall so... you know what I mean. And I loved his powers too, I thought it was epic and cool, and for me he was the most powerful monster. Yeah I'm not okay but hey, you're not the only one.
Would Faline say yes if asked out by Thing? Hands down
@kitosanimations
Жыл бұрын
Actuallyfunny
@nemu5513
Жыл бұрын
I guess you can say it got HANDled
@xanthe6731
Жыл бұрын
Probably I mean I would :)
Starting with Thing, I also retroactively started feeling like all of these crushes are just Faline mistaking genuine interest in someone with a crush
@ivyparker5617
Жыл бұрын
For some of us, there isn't a difference. If you are aromantic or asexual, there's less a hormonal component and more a cerebral component to, um, a fluttering excitement at the thought of someone.
@k-onenthusiast5234
Жыл бұрын
@@ivyparker5617 i think this only applies to the aromantic spectrum, people who aren't on it but are on the asexual spectrum probably feel like that regarding sexual attraction but not romantic attraction, which is what defines a crush
i started watching this channel today and i feel like THIS is too much information to have so sooon heehee
No because my obsession with the enderman never truly went away, it’s still my favourite mob. THE THING, YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT *bill cipher crush ptsd hit me like a truck*
Alternative title: Faline treads on the line of being a furry for 15 minutes
When she said, "But have you considered, just a triangle" My brain was hit by a Mac-Truck of nostalgia and "We'll Meet Again" started playing in the background
Please I’ve watched this fifteen times in crying Also of all the hot characters in Wednesday you choose a hand. A literal hand. Ooh boy wattpads gonna have a field day with this one… And now the memories of my terrible fictional crushes are coming back haha okay
@-servalcat-585
Жыл бұрын
It’s okay I had a crush on ol’ razzle dazzle dorito too. Without ever watching the freaking show
@ARCHIVED9610
Жыл бұрын
i was obsessed with him and watched the weirdmageddon episodes at LEAST 30 times in front of my family and i had a plush of him
I think you've become one of my new favorite KZreadrs
Yet again, Faline San has blessed us with another video, defending her questionable crushes to that we all say, " what the fuck " but nonetheless we are here observing her attempting to defend her certainly weird affection to fictional characters through a presentation on a computer, held high upon, " Girl in Pieces", " All the Things We Never Said", and of course, " Diary of a Wimpy Kid" and as Faline San had once mentioned the powerful words of , " Pee", may Faline San bless you all. edit: thanks for 660 likes guys, you can stop now im happy enough
@bastienx3420
Жыл бұрын
all except nick wild and thing... don't ask
@thildadavidson1365
Жыл бұрын
Spoken like a true axolot
@COY.OUR.BOY919
Жыл бұрын
bro thanks for the likes guys
Faline really fell for the tall, dark, mysterious, doesn't-talk-a-lot guy who runs away when you get too close. the enderman
OMG BILLLLLLLLL I LOVE HIMMMMMM also I literally relate to every character in the video
every single time i think im ready to hear the next item on this list you do the mental equivalent of throwing a brick at my head
OK BUT THE PROCREATE JOKE AT 2:47 HAD ME WEEZING FOR LONGER THAN I WOULD LIKE TO ADMIT
@lee.lee.lee.
Жыл бұрын
LamaoaiaoiIia
The slow realization of what fanart you were about to show of Nick was _intense_ My thoughts were basically “Wait… was it the abortion comic? PLEASE SAY IT WAS THE ABORTION COMIC”
@jarsofpaperstars
Жыл бұрын
Well, that’s not a sentence you hear everyday💀 So is that a well known comic among the fandom? Cause I was not ready to learn of it’s existence, and I’m still recovering from choking on my water
@chrometheraptor
Жыл бұрын
@@jarsofpaperstars I’m not super involved with the fandom, but as far as I can tell it is. I had watched a video about it somewhat recently (like a month or a few ago). I can confirm that it is absolutely a fever dream, and the art is unironically amazing
@jarsofpaperstars
Жыл бұрын
@@chrometheraptor the art looks nice, I’ll give it that. It’s all I can give it though💀
@tiredguyswag
10 ай бұрын
btw the zootopia comic is a trilogy and by the end judy is living her best bisexual life with a lesbian fox i think. she doesnt forgive nick and hes left to drown in his sins or whatever i dont remember. im pretty sure its pro choice by the end (doesnt decrease the absolute hilarity and cursedness though)
@thejoel1012
9 ай бұрын
@@tiredguyswagWait, it’s a what now? It has sequels?
first 12 seconds in, i love you so much i love this i love everything about you omg new hyperfixation
Youre officially my new favourite youtuber
Faline hasn't fooled me for a second when talking about his Wednesday crush. I was chanting "hand hand hand" and then screamed "I KNEW IT"
@ntl7709
Жыл бұрын
SAMEKDS
@Sunflower_BY
7 ай бұрын
I went “Is it the hand dude?” And I screamed when I was right!
The whole time I was like, "It's not the hand. It can't be the hand. She's gushing over mommy so it's obviously mommy." I'm flabbergasted
BAHAHA i forgot how funny you are TT_TT finally watching your videos again and it always makes my day < 3
Laughing so much my cat is judging me so I think I found a new comfort content creator 🎉
she never disappoints.
@mrpmaewmaew
Жыл бұрын
he*
@stranger4796
Жыл бұрын
he never disappoints.****
@ggoose11224
Жыл бұрын
@@stranger4796he is ok with any pronouns, so you don't need to correct people
@ggoose11224
Жыл бұрын
@@mrpmaewmaewhe is ok with any pronouns, so you don't need to correct people
@stranger4796
Жыл бұрын
@@ggoose11224 oh alr 👍
have I ever had fictional crushes? no do I like watching people die with their fictional crushes? yes, also the edits have good audio so bonus. edit: might as well mention the fact I don’t really understand how you feel when you have a crush so I may have had one but I am clueless on crushes anyways. edit 2: I thought about the fact I could be aroace and I am definitely ace or in the ace spectrum but I have no clue if I am aro or not, I definitely could be but I am unsure as of now. edit 3: I knew I was ace before this comment ever existed probably for about 2 whole years tbh and uh thank you for welcoming me to your community of the cake memes
@Chaotic_lesbi4n
Жыл бұрын
Same! I don’t really get fictional crushes and I thought I was the only one!
@soontobechannel743
Жыл бұрын
Bro that’s literally me but the opposite I’ve only ever had fictional crushes and not real ones 😭
@Somebodyherefornow
Жыл бұрын
1 crush in my entire life(was real)
@MLiskindagay
Жыл бұрын
If you don’t understand crushes, watch Jaiden Animations’ video titled ‘being not straight’
@someonefromplanetearth1208
Жыл бұрын
Eyyyy same!! It's so fun to watch people die from their fictional crushes for some reason, even though I don't get it
The way Fal has felt for the map back in his days is how I felt with Ferb from Phineas and Ferb back when I was 8 years old
Help half those characters… uh I LIKED THEM TOO 😭😭 Girl you’re not alone I was a psychopath when I was a kid to
It's okay to have questionable crushes in the past or in the present. We have all gone through that phase before. Your reasons are valid.
@oogaboogass
Жыл бұрын
Why do I see you everywhere 💀😭
Faline san gets more relatable by the minute. I mean, who doesn't love thing? But in all seriousness, we're all falling down a pit of no return at this point.
@neorobotix
Жыл бұрын
why is that ur pfp
@sagedebnath4253
Жыл бұрын
@@neorobotix ... No questions
12:30 I was surprised u mentioned him, ISTG I WAS IN LOVE W HIM SM😭😭😭😭
lord shen
When Faline said "triangle body type" Bill Cipher was the first thing that popped into my head. I was right-
@Polina_Lozenko
Жыл бұрын
The only triangle characters is Barracuda from JSAB lmfao
Let's be honest here,at some point we all had a crush on Nick Wilde.
@thegaychip123
Жыл бұрын
Yep
@fictionlover695
Жыл бұрын
Yess...
@jaedavis7914
Жыл бұрын
Yeh
If I had a time machine, I would go back in time to tell your younger self that my biggest crush is also the map from Dora
9:30 that was like 6 different slurs in asl
As soon as you mentioned "Wednesday", I knew which character you meant. He's just the ideal male specimen.
@roierandelman
Жыл бұрын
as a male I feel deeply distressed and disheartened, but you have a point :(
@negligible_reality
10 ай бұрын
sad that i can never be him 😢
@scifi1443
9 ай бұрын
As not a male I’m twice as ideal as I have two of him attached to limbs on my upper body
"He's a pathetic twink" is relatable because some of my crushes are basically intelligent people who can kill me but at the same time, can be considered pathetic twinks.
@_alternianIdiot
Жыл бұрын
link
I do not know why i got this in my reccomendations, but you intrigue me lady.
if u did a pt2 that would be the best. I'll be the first person to watch it 😁💙