DEFENDING my most questionable fictional crushes (a presentation)

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good evening axolots I see we all meet again on this fine day of #entertainment
Now I know what you're all thinking. Love? Affection?? INFATUATION? disgusting. What evil being from the fourth dimension has come to plague the soul of Faline San with such positive emotions? Well the answer will be shown in this video.
Yes my taste in women is sunshine and rainbows and my taste in men is❓😦
yours truly
Faline sandwichn

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  • @Faline_San
    @Faline_San Жыл бұрын

    Pee

  • @BananaPudding_

    @BananaPudding_

    Жыл бұрын

    Poo

  • @axo3388

    @axo3388

    Жыл бұрын

    Pp

  • @jiayiyi

    @jiayiyi

    Жыл бұрын

    Peepeefart

  • @Vielfr

    @Vielfr

    Жыл бұрын

    Apple juice 👍🏼

  • @lorettatoocool

    @lorettatoocool

    Жыл бұрын

    Poo

  • @mr_marigold
    @mr_marigold Жыл бұрын

    Faline freaking out about the map from Dora having a son is hilarious

  • @user-wu2my4fi3q

    @user-wu2my4fi3q

    Жыл бұрын

    Addams*

  • @jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63

    @jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63

    Жыл бұрын

    Map is a dilf 🥰

  • @jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63

    @jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63

    Жыл бұрын

    @azien’s trainwreck 🤭

  • @purpleblah2

    @purpleblah2

    Жыл бұрын

    Why is she so mad the Map didn’t save himself for her for decades

  • @spiritualnekohime

    @spiritualnekohime

    Жыл бұрын

    His "son" is his nephew, so he's still up for grabs

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 Жыл бұрын

    This went from "I'm not a furry" to "Maybe I am a furry?" To "Am I a sadist furry?" In less than 15 minutes. Faline out there speedrunning this shit!

  • @TopEye64

    @TopEye64

    Жыл бұрын

    This took me 2 months, she took 15 minutes

  • @TheRedGuySimp87

    @TheRedGuySimp87

    Жыл бұрын

    My three embarrassing childhood crushes were turner, Felipe and rusty from handy Manny when I was 4

  • @VikySKS

    @VikySKS

    8 ай бұрын

    12:48 “Maybe I am a furry?..”

  • @NathanielPayned

    @NathanielPayned

    6 ай бұрын

    bro went trhough the five stages of grief of being a furry

  • @AV3RAG3P1MP-

    @AV3RAG3P1MP-

    13 күн бұрын

    13:58 "Am i a sadist furry?"

  • @aforgottenreality68
    @aforgottenreality68 Жыл бұрын

    Highlyyy offended that Map is being falsely accused of having a son when he doesn’t. It’s his nephew 😭😭

  • @_alternianIdiot

    @_alternianIdiot

    Жыл бұрын

    that’s a new sentence

  • @rainbowsparkle5775

    @rainbowsparkle5775

    11 ай бұрын

    Your right actually 😭 it's a real thing in the lore

  • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754

    @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754

    7 ай бұрын

    How does a paper have siblings?

  • @perfectheart7010

    @perfectheart7010

    7 ай бұрын

    He has _siblings??_

  • @aforgottenreality68

    @aforgottenreality68

    7 ай бұрын

    @@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 they’re from the same tree or something idk😭😭

  • @the-emo-demigod
    @the-emo-demigod Жыл бұрын

    and i thought my crushes were embarrassing. here is falinesan admitting to having a crush on a literal hand, map, enderman, fox and TRIANGLE 💀💀 edit: it turns out, people actually find bill cipher attractive, my reply section is hilarious 😂

  • @ARCHIVED9610

    @ARCHIVED9610

    Жыл бұрын

    the triangle tho

  • @ChalkEater9000

    @ChalkEater9000

    Жыл бұрын

    don't do billy boy dirty like that, man :(

  • @ARCHIVED9610

    @ARCHIVED9610

    Жыл бұрын

    the triangle is better than me having a crush on olly from Paper mario the origami king- i will not explain

  • @thatprettygirlrikka6690

    @thatprettygirlrikka6690

    Жыл бұрын

    The enderman tho✨ He’s so you know?

  • @locallunatic

    @locallunatic

    Жыл бұрын

    ok but the triangle isn't that unreasonable

  • @siennahartle9069
    @siennahartle9069 Жыл бұрын

    Faline: “I’m not mentally ill” Also Faline: Proceeds to describe how she kidnapped and imprisoned a sentient being so she could voyeuristically observe it’s every move and then condition it into seeing her as it’s only source of safety

  • @karrinerose6387

    @karrinerose6387

    Жыл бұрын

    Well when you put it like that

  • @gwiazdapolarna_

    @gwiazdapolarna_

    Жыл бұрын

    stockholm syndrome on an Enderman 💀

  • @gigachad.-

    @gigachad.-

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean catching an ant, putting it in a box, and feeding it?

  • @sqwimpy-4

    @sqwimpy-4

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gigachad.- Endermen literally speak 💀

  • @rieuvie

    @rieuvie

    Жыл бұрын

    so in short words, kidnapping, yandere tendencies, and manipulation. 😋

  • @aditi4349
    @aditi4349 Жыл бұрын

    closest thing we will get to world peace is collectively having the most questionable fictional crushes

  • @Justarandomwierdo

    @Justarandomwierdo

    Жыл бұрын

    This many likes and no replies and no reply Here’s one

  • @lxvrrbxy

    @lxvrrbxy

    Жыл бұрын

    legit, some of my 1st crushes were robot boy from the cartoon; robot boy and kiara from lion king 2 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @kaya4732

    @kaya4732

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lxvrrbxySTFUUU I HAD A CRUSH ON KOVU

  • @lxvrrbxy

    @lxvrrbxy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kaya4732 NAHHHH ME TOO BUT I PREFERRED KIARA FOR SOME REASON

  • @kaya4732

    @kaya4732

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lxvrrbxy WE DO LOVE A GIRLBOSS 💅

  • @yumixxxx4984
    @yumixxxx4984 Жыл бұрын

    Love how he tried to manipulate the enderman when he was 10 💀

  • @chrissyj_

    @chrissyj_

    5 ай бұрын

    fal actually prefers using he/him pronouns!

  • @yumixxxx4984

    @yumixxxx4984

    5 ай бұрын

    @@chrissyj_ oh okay thank you for correct me I didn’t know

  • @chrissyj_

    @chrissyj_

    5 ай бұрын

    of course! thank you for being so accepting!@@yumixxxx4984

  • @chrissyj_

    @chrissyj_

    2 ай бұрын

    @@yumixxxx4984 no problem! thanks for being so accepting :)

  • @Aadya-kt6yx

    @Aadya-kt6yx

    Ай бұрын

    Ranboo : 👁️👄👁️

  • @Mallyjams
    @Mallyjams Жыл бұрын

    as someone who hasn’t experienced a single ounce of romantic feelings towards anyone or anything, this was an experience alright

  • @CatKingLuna

    @CatKingLuna

    8 ай бұрын

    very

  • @april8504

    @april8504

    5 ай бұрын

    aroace gang

  • @Shoemakerssjkssj
    @Shoemakerssjkssj Жыл бұрын

    When your first crushes are lightning McQueen and nick Wilde your opinions are valid

  • @soontobechannel743

    @soontobechannel743

    Жыл бұрын

    Nick Wilde, I understand because he awoke something in a lot of people….BUT LIGHTNING MCQUEEN???

  • @carat_light

    @carat_light

    Жыл бұрын

    @@soontobechannel743 Lightning McQueen is the peak of male character design

  • @cheikhniang9047

    @cheikhniang9047

    Жыл бұрын

    homie your telling me you get wet FROM A CAR?? ight im out

  • @blacklightangel1260

    @blacklightangel1260

    Жыл бұрын

    I have crushes on minecraft enderman and ink demon bendy, but I have never had a crush on nick wilde.

  • @soontobechannel743

    @soontobechannel743

    Жыл бұрын

    @BlackLightAngel listen if you told me you fell for the fanart..completely understandable… BUT LITERAL BLOCKS?? 😧

  • @alura4815
    @alura4815 Жыл бұрын

    Having a crush on enderman, perfectly reasonable. He's an emo guy who is scared of water and is afraid of being looked at. Just a shy lil guy who probably has issues and a dramatic backstory

  • @Reiiven

    @Reiiven

    Жыл бұрын

    I love Enderman so much, that one was so valid

  • @bananasplitlady3045

    @bananasplitlady3045

    Жыл бұрын

    I had a crush on Mighty Mouse when I was little, and I left prizes for him in my room, in the hopes that Mighty Mouse would come to take the treasures and I could capture him and he'd get Stockholm syndrome, so I can relate to her

  • @Followthecat893

    @Followthecat893

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bananasplitlady3045Do you need help?

  • @bananasplitlady3045

    @bananasplitlady3045

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Followthecat893 yes please

  • @sunnizhang7186

    @sunnizhang7186

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Reiiven Pretty sure that sounds familiar--- oh- Ranboo

  • @galacticpotato607
    @galacticpotato60710 ай бұрын

    when i was in kindergarten i brought for show & tell . . an ENTIRE presentation about how 5 yr old me was gonna marry astro boy lmao, science fair board, coloring book drawings my grandma printed out for me. ohh, the deep confusion of the teacher that day. . **Priceless**

  • @Bella_oo0

    @Bella_oo0

    9 ай бұрын

    I could never live that down

  • @surispace_58

    @surispace_58

    3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jacobbaird1180
    @jacobbaird1180 Жыл бұрын

    Bill was a respectable crush, I mean he’s a psychopath and awful but he’s also fascinating

  • @that_one_sanrio_fan

    @that_one_sanrio_fan

    8 ай бұрын

    True

  • @aishahthecat6732
    @aishahthecat6732 Жыл бұрын

    Being 10 is not an excuse, for spending half an hour grooming an enderman

  • @AletheSnail7

    @AletheSnail7

    Жыл бұрын

    THE SATIRE AGSHSJS- 😭

  • @AngelicXiaoxiiu

    @AngelicXiaoxiiu

    Жыл бұрын

    I JUST REALIZED THAT LMAFO- 💀

  • @jelowo9877

    @jelowo9877

    Жыл бұрын

    she actually pulled the im literally a minor and neurodivergent 😂

  • @sundaddy1077

    @sundaddy1077

    Жыл бұрын

    Um, im literally neurodivergent AND a minor!!!

  • @daeatalaeafafaaaliebtdich4524

    @daeatalaeafafaaaliebtdich4524

    Жыл бұрын

    I was curious if she knew about Ranboo... XD

  • @whatuser9802
    @whatuser9802 Жыл бұрын

    I have a feeling faline is gonna have a field day watching "the bad guys" 💀 Edit: Oh hey Zootopia 2 is in the works rn

  • @akoiii

    @akoiii

    Жыл бұрын

    OMG WOLF AND DIANE R THE REASON I REWATCH EVERYDAY 😍😍😍

  • @nadaxx_

    @nadaxx_

    Жыл бұрын

    omg actually

  • @anushadanadamani284

    @anushadanadamani284

    Жыл бұрын

    YOOOO YESSS

  • @grayce222

    @grayce222

    Жыл бұрын

    oml i can see this

  • @ashig4520

    @ashig4520

    Жыл бұрын

    The wolf is just..

  • @offbrandsprite
    @offbrandsprite Жыл бұрын

    Faline: I’m not mentally I’ll. Also Faline: explains how she has or had a crush on a map, a furry, a dark being, a hand, a glowing triangle with hands and legs, and a chicken, **

  • @lavenderisdedagain4554
    @lavenderisdedagain4554 Жыл бұрын

    You know I didn’t get lord Shen at first, but the. I remembered the fanart that drew him as a guy with long flowing white hair and I totally got it. Also love that Shen is just your little meow meow (a term used to describe a character that you just think is so pathetic and useless, especially if they are also overly angsty and evil)

  • @FlipTheBard
    @FlipTheBard Жыл бұрын

    Moral of story: Faline's crushes are witty, powerful, self-confident characters.

  • @aaalol886

    @aaalol886

    Жыл бұрын

    including the map 👍

  • @hailey1163

    @hailey1163

    Жыл бұрын

    Is it weird to relate to her comments about most of her crushes I felt like she was describing me a little bit 🥸😬😦😀

  • @CasualSunGod42

    @CasualSunGod42

    Жыл бұрын

    ender man

  • @VashdaCrash

    @VashdaCrash

    Жыл бұрын

    Except for the last one. He was a wreck, wasn't he?

  • @petrichorpse

    @petrichorpse

    Жыл бұрын

    cocky, arrogant, often with some kind of non-human element

  • @lexy4283
    @lexy4283 Жыл бұрын

    I just find it funny that young Fal didn't tell her friends her crush was the map Not because she thought it was akward or something, but because she thought their crushes were also the map. THAT GOT ME SO HARD I-

  • @envinyatar5011

    @envinyatar5011

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry that got you 'so hard'?

  • @JTheNobody

    @JTheNobody

    Жыл бұрын

    I think they meant they were laughing so hard. Not the other thing. (Idk the prounouns)

  • @Lazy_.Lavender

    @Lazy_.Lavender

    11 ай бұрын

    @@JTheNobodyyeah…they were making a joke…

  • @MintyCheriSA

    @MintyCheriSA

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@envinyatar5011LOL I ALSO THOUGHT ABOUT THE SAME THING- pfftt-- but I know that they meant they were laughing too hard and not "that".

  • @1233006neetu

    @1233006neetu

    3 ай бұрын

    I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS THINKING SOMETHING FILTHY- I meant clean..

  • @nenemypookie
    @nenemypookie11 ай бұрын

    Faline really went from “I’m not a furry” to “wait am I a furry?” To “am I a sadist furry?”

  • @gamingacount2438
    @gamingacount2438 Жыл бұрын

    I literally said "please not the hand" and Faline proceeded to show me the hand right after, the way my jaw ran away.

  • @Bleh_B
    @Bleh_B Жыл бұрын

    Faline going through 5 stages of grief: Denial: 5:24 Anger: 5:42 Bargaining: 5:27 Depression: 12:11 And acceptance: 12:44 edit: thank you for liking my comment that i made with no thought in mind. Im glad everyone enjoyed this very good documentary that i made in trying to prove he “is in fact not a furry but accepts in the end” but in the matter of a few minutes we can see that he was infact a furry.

  • @roierandelman

    @roierandelman

    Жыл бұрын

    underrated comment

  • @hhhhearts

    @hhhhearts

    Жыл бұрын

    LMFAOAOAOO YOU DID NOT

  • @staeriix

    @staeriix

    Жыл бұрын

    LMAOO

  • @PeachJaguar7597

    @PeachJaguar7597

    Жыл бұрын

    Let me introduce to you a sixth one... REVENGE

  • @nx0ii

    @nx0ii

    Жыл бұрын

    HELP YOU REALLY DIDNT-

  • @Justapileofleaves
    @Justapileofleaves Жыл бұрын

    Girl literally fell for a dorito💀 Understandable tho

  • @violetana6969
    @violetana6969 Жыл бұрын

    i love watching people try to explain themselves on crushes when im an aromantic. because for me im like "..hoW DO YOU FIND THESE THINGS ATTRACTIVE?" and that makes it so much funnier

  • @raydar2877
    @raydar2877 Жыл бұрын

    "Yes my taste in women is sunshine and rainbows and my taste in men is ❓️😟" is probably the most relatable thing said by anyone.

  • @mynameis7700

    @mynameis7700

    Жыл бұрын

    Mine is the opposite with the exception of Orochimaru and Lee Yut Lung

  • @rinyaskyline
    @rinyaskyline Жыл бұрын

    The way you just casually skipped over Raven from Teen Titans despite us all seeing her on the computer was hilarious.

  • @fahrenheit2101

    @fahrenheit2101

    Жыл бұрын

    I didn't even watch the show and still crushed on her. She's a very easy character to crush on.

  • @Inktron

    @Inktron

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao I caught that too and thought “good taste” but then she never appeared!

  • @ShinzoTheFox

    @ShinzoTheFox

    Жыл бұрын

    Where?

  • @topbottomswitch

    @topbottomswitch

    Жыл бұрын

    Time?

  • @koiifsh

    @koiifsh

    Жыл бұрын

    i thought i was the only one who saw lol

  • @moonshine5093
    @moonshine5093 Жыл бұрын

    You have summoned all the Ranboo fans 8:07

  • @Am-nameless

    @Am-nameless

    3 ай бұрын

    Ranboob

  • @YourfavoriteV
    @YourfavoriteV Жыл бұрын

    8:37 I really was about to say how relatable it was to have a crush on morticia but then you said someTHING completely different 🏃‍♀️💨

  • @Crystre
    @Crystre Жыл бұрын

    “He’s a pathetic twink” That sums up half my fictional crushes and myself

  • @bubblemacaron

    @bubblemacaron

    Жыл бұрын

    my kind of guy tbh

  • @koiifsh

    @koiifsh

    Жыл бұрын

    as a pathetic twink myself, i can't help but feel represented and flattered by the amount of people who say they like people of my kind

  • @JeanneMyBeloved

    @JeanneMyBeloved

    Жыл бұрын

    I am a pathetic twink aswell , my boyfriend likes the twink femboy part , although he would throw me straight to the moon for calling myself pathethic again-

  • @koiifsh

    @koiifsh

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JeanneMyBeloved ooh shoto pfp

  • @JeanneMyBeloved

    @JeanneMyBeloved

    Жыл бұрын

    @@koiifsh Yesss :33

  • @ayapie4687
    @ayapie4687 Жыл бұрын

    tbh i had a crush on the enderman too- i’d research all of their lore and language to find out more… now i’m confused if it was species envy or attraction 💀

  • @tarungargeya

    @tarungargeya

    Жыл бұрын

    WHAT HOW

  • @dndjndksnsjebe1671

    @dndjndksnsjebe1671

    Жыл бұрын

    Same it was my first crush 😅

  • @gemmonade_

    @gemmonade_

    Жыл бұрын

    SAME DHDJSJ

  • @aimeebintang

    @aimeebintang

    Жыл бұрын

    This comment Made me question the last sentence now

  • @yourmemes8512
    @yourmemes85127 ай бұрын

    THE THUMBNAIL GOT ME ON THE WAY TO A MENTAL ASYLUM 💀💀💀

  • @dankacademia1865
    @dankacademia1865 Жыл бұрын

    3:13 IM SORRY THIS CASUALLY WRECKED ME

  • @skskw
    @skskw Жыл бұрын

    I can never tell whether my Nick Wilde crush is my furry awakening or exception

  • @williamatkin707

    @williamatkin707

    Жыл бұрын

    i think disney meant it for us all

  • @bastienx3420

    @bastienx3420

    Жыл бұрын

    exception trust me

  • @gwiazdapolarna_

    @gwiazdapolarna_

    Жыл бұрын

    it depends if you like him for being an animal or something else

  • @ZsixeL4

    @ZsixeL4

    Жыл бұрын

    tbh idk

  • @KEBJD

    @KEBJD

    Жыл бұрын

    awakening yeah

  • @aisayuu
    @aisayuu Жыл бұрын

    faline:im not a furry also faline:*show us 5 of her crushes none of them are human*

  • @Andyatl2002

    @Andyatl2002

    Жыл бұрын

    Clearly a monster fucker though

  • @Inktron

    @Inktron

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait but Jack Frost and Elsa were human

  • @penguin22penguin22

    @penguin22penguin22

    Жыл бұрын

    Furry doesn't mean non-human are you dumb?

  • @-sleepdeprivedking-1977

    @-sleepdeprivedking-1977

    Жыл бұрын

    @@donnerthereindeer366 Nah. If someone were to be a furry, it’s not required for them to have one. They could just have an interest in anthros or animals.

  • @-sleepdeprivedking-1977

    @-sleepdeprivedking-1977

    Жыл бұрын

    @@donnerthereindeer366 Alright.

  • @blzuc
    @blzuc Жыл бұрын

    I WAS LIKE 5 SIMPING FOR AN ENDERMAN I REMEMBER BUILDING IT A HOUSE AND GIVING IT A BIRTHDAY PARTY 💀💀💀

  • @matrixdream9746
    @matrixdream9746 Жыл бұрын

    OKAY FALINE IS SO VALID THOUUUGGGHH! I can somewhat understand most of these. ALSO I TOTALLY GET HIM ON THE ENDERMAN! I actually did a similar (but worse) thing where I flooded the entire End, built a house, put a single Enderman in the house (who couldn't leave cause everything was covered in water) and then only put flowers down so he'd be forced to pick one up and offer it to me.). After like three hours he jumped into the water and died, and I was so upset 😂 These are all so valid though, no judgement from me, it do be like that and I'm definitely into weirder 😂🤝

  • @Tesseract.
    @Tesseract. Жыл бұрын

    This has given me the idea to collect my friends, have us all make horrific presentations of our embarrassing past and present crushes, and like an Ace Attorney trial, try to defend ourselves as each slide gets worse and worse. Thank you, you absolute simping madman.

  • @akari8347

    @akari8347

    Жыл бұрын

    I’d have to defend a fucking peacock that committed mass genocide if this happened to me and my friends- Pretty sure most of us would be screwed

  • @aspwillow

    @aspwillow

    Жыл бұрын

    judging by your usename, it would be interesting

  • @anonymouslyfamous1

    @anonymouslyfamous1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aspwillow HELPPPPP NO CAUSE MY LOKI PHASE WAS HORRENDOUS

  • @Tesseract.

    @Tesseract.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aspwillow Ironically enough I’m not attracted to Loki at all

  • @joghissing4634

    @joghissing4634

    Жыл бұрын

    Omg sameee

  • @winterx2348
    @winterx2348 Жыл бұрын

    your taste in fictional men is "emotionally and/or physically unavailable" and i can relate to that

  • @Ricegirl688
    @Ricegirl6888 ай бұрын

    1:32 not the one second chance to see raven from teen titans 😂

  • @kamillewhite8758
    @kamillewhite87589 ай бұрын

    The energy of this video is so unhinged I love it!!! Honest to god would LOVE to see a part two to this!!! XD

  • @justinmak37
    @justinmak37 Жыл бұрын

    Edit: Now nobody knows what I said to get so many likes

  • @that_gaystan

    @that_gaystan

    Жыл бұрын

    please-

  • @noodlesandwich2945

    @noodlesandwich2945

    Жыл бұрын

    *scared enderman noises*

  • @NoiKoifish

    @NoiKoifish

    Жыл бұрын

    If a furry is someone that likes animals with human personalitys, and humans in general are technically animals so rly if u like humans then ur a furry But not rly obvi

  • @axolotdraws9946

    @axolotdraws9946

    Жыл бұрын

    🧝🏻‍♀️

  • @Katsukibakugo129

    @Katsukibakugo129

    Ай бұрын

    @@NoiKoifishno a furry is someone who is interested in animals with human body parts example someone likes the show bluey

  • @Low_on_nothing
    @Low_on_nothing Жыл бұрын

    When Faline mentioned triangle and Tumblr within two sentences I sadly knew immediately where it was going. I spent WAY too much time on… uh… you know, we all sadly do

  • @agentmothman

    @agentmothman

    Жыл бұрын

    FOR REAL

  • @brooklyngrace1576

    @brooklyngrace1576

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah I haven't been on... you know... in a long time, it's liberating tbh

  • @gemmonade_

    @gemmonade_

    Жыл бұрын

    me too 😔

  • @vissersixty-nine6246

    @vissersixty-nine6246

    Жыл бұрын

    i legit expected it to be komaeda. which ngl i would respect a little more than bill

  • @Uigvxjyfc

    @Uigvxjyfc

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah nah the FANART , they draw him as a human-

  • @literallyjustV
    @literallyjustV Жыл бұрын

    2:38 ...so in theory............he is a daddy?

  • @theperidot5xg
    @theperidot5xg Жыл бұрын

    I GASPED AUDIBLY WHEN LORD SHEN CAME OUT. FINALLY A FELLOW CULTURED HUMAN

  • @Harlow.

    @Harlow.

    11 ай бұрын

    green dorito

  • @mintminttsontson

    @mintminttsontson

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Harlow. green dorito

  • @Harlow.

    @Harlow.

    9 ай бұрын

    @@mintminttsontson green dorito

  • @closetgremlinnamedace
    @closetgremlinnamedace Жыл бұрын

    6:39 you're not alone. 1 it's androgynous as hell 2 it's tall 3 it's mysterious and gives off emo vibes 4 simping material

  • @lisatroiani6119

    @lisatroiani6119

    Жыл бұрын

    i got whiplash from ur pfp edit: ok they changed their pfp and i can’t remember what it was originally edit 2: ok now i think i rember what their pfp was and that context makes my edit hella funnier

  • @_alternianIdiot

    @_alternianIdiot

    Жыл бұрын

    androgyny is so hot

  • @whatashittyname.6460

    @whatashittyname.6460

    9 ай бұрын

    I totally agree, Enderman is hot af ngl

  • @rayaaj3542
    @rayaaj3542 Жыл бұрын

    true definition of " I prefer personality ".

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 Жыл бұрын

    i appreciate your efforts to make me feel more normal. it's definitely working.

  • @eleqilix
    @eleqilix Жыл бұрын

    the amount of joy i felt watching this is undescribable

  • @emilysspam
    @emilysspam Жыл бұрын

    Faline: “im not mentally ill” Also Faline: *Owns girl in pieces*

  • @locallunatic

    @locallunatic

    Жыл бұрын

    girl in pieces being the secret signal for mentally ill people

  • @oDerps
    @oDerps Жыл бұрын

    When you started talking about Wednesday, the whole time I was going "Please don't be Thing, please don't be Thing, please don't be Thin-" He does radiate main character energy tho

  • @tubebrocoli

    @tubebrocoli

    Жыл бұрын

    @ꕥSun shineꕥ I thought it was going to be cousin itt before they revealed it was thing

  • @triclopsgamer5934
    @triclopsgamer5934 Жыл бұрын

    Great video. This was very insightful. Much obliged.

  • @Deyfare
    @Deyfare Жыл бұрын

    WHEN YOU SAID TRIANGLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAD A CRUSH ON THAT ONE DANCING TRIANGLE FROM THE MEME SAYING “Music make you lose control” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

  • @candacew2437
    @candacew2437 Жыл бұрын

    diary of a wimpy kid being one of the books holding up the laptop really adds to the whole presentation

  • @miukiwey
    @miukiwey Жыл бұрын

    NO FUCKING WAY I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A CRUSH ON DORA'S MAP, THANK YOU FALINE FOR EXISTING ILY

  • @arwen3729

    @arwen3729

    Жыл бұрын

    SAME I SAW IT AND I JUST DIED ASADFJAKDF

  • @sketchingchan

    @sketchingchan

    Жыл бұрын

    HUH ?????

  • @Mary.sLb3

    @Mary.sLb3

    Жыл бұрын

    WHA

  • @daryissaplayz2312

    @daryissaplayz2312

    Жыл бұрын

    I had a kiddie "crush" on Diego. What were y'all on?

  • @crystalsuzuhara

    @crystalsuzuhara

    Жыл бұрын

    I had a crush on swiper soooooo

  • @beanie3449
    @beanie344911 ай бұрын

    13:34 can we just appreciate the fact that faline-san actually randomly started speaking malay and chinese-

  • @sayaka4153
    @sayaka41538 ай бұрын

    I love this vidéo , your humor is peak 💕💕💕

  • @HiIAmSpirit1
    @HiIAmSpirit1 Жыл бұрын

    The moment he said he would introduce a video game character, my weird mind went to Steve. As he talked about Link and Princess Peach, I thought, "Actually, what kind of person- even Faline- would like a bunch of blocks painted to somewhat resemble a human? And what would Steve look like if he was human, anyways? And what would all the other mobs look like?" And then my jaw dropped

  • @bastienx3420

    @bastienx3420

    Жыл бұрын

    yes same

  • @Ugly-Pidgeon

    @Ugly-Pidgeon

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought he was going to say he had a crush on a creeper, which in my opinion, is the only correct choice

  • @inestabilidad

    @inestabilidad

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought he was gonna say he liked Sonic 💀

  • @SodaPop707

    @SodaPop707

    Жыл бұрын

    @Philippa Morrissey Nah they use all pronouns but prefer he/him

  • @SodaPop707

    @SodaPop707

    Жыл бұрын

    @Philippa Morrissey its cool ^^

  • @argentphoenix11
    @argentphoenix11 Жыл бұрын

    You'd be sad because Lord Shen is already taken. A guy in the Lord Shen fandom called TheGreatestShenFan literally married him, and had Dreamworks (The guys who made the film) attend the marriage. He even got an official certificate from them and everything.

  • @genderfluidlygay7146

    @genderfluidlygay7146

    Жыл бұрын

    AYO WHAT

  • @morigaena333

    @morigaena333

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean… at least he went after his dreams 😂

  • @Andyatl2002

    @Andyatl2002

    Жыл бұрын

    The peacock guy who committed genocide and single-handedly caused his own demise in a self fulfilling prophecy?

  • @argentphoenix11

    @argentphoenix11

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Andyatl2002 Exactly

  • @axolotdraws9946

    @axolotdraws9946

    Жыл бұрын

    Kinda like the guy who married Miku but a lot more questionable

  • @0ofers454
    @0ofers454 Жыл бұрын

    9:38 In the words of my kindergarten best friend, "I could look at my hands for hours and just stare, being happy and wondering what's going to happen"

  • @memedouble
    @memedouble Жыл бұрын

    7:09 I DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I did a house, summoned Enderman, put random blocks all over the house and we lived together! :D

  • @OurKansas
    @OurKansas Жыл бұрын

    Faline: “I’m not a furry” Also faline: “Am I a sadist furry?”

  • @Appletank8

    @Appletank8

    Жыл бұрын

    character development!

  • @mrpmaewmaew
    @mrpmaewmaew Жыл бұрын

    this man is too precious for the world

  • @Postalguy2

    @Postalguy2

    Жыл бұрын

    Man? Did I miss something

  • @soupyfly1327

    @soupyfly1327

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Postalguy2 Faline uses all pronouns but prefers he/him

  • @PhatAsss

    @PhatAsss

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Postalguy2 faline is trans

  • @Hello-ep2sk

    @Hello-ep2sk

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PhatAsss Faline is a furry.

  • @eiswife5524

    @eiswife5524

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Hello-ep2sk LMFAO

  • @wanjeon-nae-style
    @wanjeon-nae-style Жыл бұрын

    13:45 i couldn't relate more (only to this single part of the entire video minus the fox) i love my men absolutely pathetic

  • @skirrix5165
    @skirrix51653 ай бұрын

    Ok I know I am a little bit late (happy 2024 to yall) but when you showed enderman I started clapping so hard. Hear me out. One of my biggest crushes (and still is) is enderman because my brother made me play minecraft for the first time when I was like 6 years old, and I was scared as f of zombies, skeletons and literally e v e r y t h i n g that could kill me... and enderman was the only monster that didn't attack me. At the moment I didn't know that enderman could kill you by looking at their eyes so I thought they were the only good monsters on this game and he made me feel safe and secure for some reason. Also because I like tall people- enderman is tall so... you know what I mean. And I loved his powers too, I thought it was epic and cool, and for me he was the most powerful monster. Yeah I'm not okay but hey, you're not the only one.

  • @leeswift7883
    @leeswift7883 Жыл бұрын

    Would Faline say yes if asked out by Thing? Hands down

  • @kitosanimations

    @kitosanimations

    Жыл бұрын

    Actuallyfunny

  • @nemu5513

    @nemu5513

    Жыл бұрын

    I guess you can say it got HANDled

  • @xanthe6731

    @xanthe6731

    Жыл бұрын

    Probably I mean I would :)

  • @ne0nn3on
    @ne0nn3on Жыл бұрын

    Starting with Thing, I also retroactively started feeling like all of these crushes are just Faline mistaking genuine interest in someone with a crush

  • @ivyparker5617

    @ivyparker5617

    Жыл бұрын

    For some of us, there isn't a difference. If you are aromantic or asexual, there's less a hormonal component and more a cerebral component to, um, a fluttering excitement at the thought of someone.

  • @k-onenthusiast5234

    @k-onenthusiast5234

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ivyparker5617 i think this only applies to the aromantic spectrum, people who aren't on it but are on the asexual spectrum probably feel like that regarding sexual attraction but not romantic attraction, which is what defines a crush

  • @isi_bel
    @isi_bel7 ай бұрын

    i started watching this channel today and i feel like THIS is too much information to have so sooon heehee

  • @dream_walker9726
    @dream_walker97268 ай бұрын

    No because my obsession with the enderman never truly went away, it’s still my favourite mob. THE THING, YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT *bill cipher crush ptsd hit me like a truck*

  • @kittypost3929
    @kittypost3929 Жыл бұрын

    Alternative title: Faline treads on the line of being a furry for 15 minutes

  • @riban3768
    @riban3768 Жыл бұрын

    When she said, "But have you considered, just a triangle" My brain was hit by a Mac-Truck of nostalgia and "We'll Meet Again" started playing in the background

  • @-servalcat-585
    @-servalcat-585 Жыл бұрын

    Please I’ve watched this fifteen times in crying Also of all the hot characters in Wednesday you choose a hand. A literal hand. Ooh boy wattpads gonna have a field day with this one… And now the memories of my terrible fictional crushes are coming back haha okay

  • @-servalcat-585

    @-servalcat-585

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s okay I had a crush on ol’ razzle dazzle dorito too. Without ever watching the freaking show

  • @ARCHIVED9610

    @ARCHIVED9610

    Жыл бұрын

    i was obsessed with him and watched the weirdmageddon episodes at LEAST 30 times in front of my family and i had a plush of him

  • @Lunalovesdrawing
    @Lunalovesdrawing Жыл бұрын

    I think you've become one of my new favorite KZreadrs

  • @COY.OUR.BOY919
    @COY.OUR.BOY919 Жыл бұрын

    Yet again, Faline San has blessed us with another video, defending her questionable crushes to that we all say, " what the fuck " but nonetheless we are here observing her attempting to defend her certainly weird affection to fictional characters through a presentation on a computer, held high upon, " Girl in Pieces", " All the Things We Never Said", and of course, " Diary of a Wimpy Kid" and as Faline San had once mentioned the powerful words of , " Pee", may Faline San bless you all. edit: thanks for 660 likes guys, you can stop now im happy enough

  • @bastienx3420

    @bastienx3420

    Жыл бұрын

    all except nick wild and thing... don't ask

  • @thildadavidson1365

    @thildadavidson1365

    Жыл бұрын

    Spoken like a true axolot

  • @COY.OUR.BOY919

    @COY.OUR.BOY919

    Жыл бұрын

    bro thanks for the likes guys

  • @kinda_cold_in_the_closet
    @kinda_cold_in_the_closet Жыл бұрын

    Faline really fell for the tall, dark, mysterious, doesn't-talk-a-lot guy who runs away when you get too close. the enderman

  • @just_peachy4251
    @just_peachy4251 Жыл бұрын

    OMG BILLLLLLLLL I LOVE HIMMMMMM also I literally relate to every character in the video

  • @jimothyjimone
    @jimothyjimone5 ай бұрын

    every single time i think im ready to hear the next item on this list you do the mental equivalent of throwing a brick at my head

  • @lilo_onceler9000
    @lilo_onceler9000 Жыл бұрын

    OK BUT THE PROCREATE JOKE AT 2:47 HAD ME WEEZING FOR LONGER THAN I WOULD LIKE TO ADMIT

  • @lee.lee.lee.

    @lee.lee.lee.

    Жыл бұрын

    LamaoaiaoiIia

  • @chrometheraptor
    @chrometheraptor Жыл бұрын

    The slow realization of what fanart you were about to show of Nick was _intense_ My thoughts were basically “Wait… was it the abortion comic? PLEASE SAY IT WAS THE ABORTION COMIC”

  • @jarsofpaperstars

    @jarsofpaperstars

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, that’s not a sentence you hear everyday💀 So is that a well known comic among the fandom? Cause I was not ready to learn of it’s existence, and I’m still recovering from choking on my water

  • @chrometheraptor

    @chrometheraptor

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jarsofpaperstars I’m not super involved with the fandom, but as far as I can tell it is. I had watched a video about it somewhat recently (like a month or a few ago). I can confirm that it is absolutely a fever dream, and the art is unironically amazing

  • @jarsofpaperstars

    @jarsofpaperstars

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chrometheraptor the art looks nice, I’ll give it that. It’s all I can give it though💀

  • @tiredguyswag

    @tiredguyswag

    10 ай бұрын

    btw the zootopia comic is a trilogy and by the end judy is living her best bisexual life with a lesbian fox i think. she doesnt forgive nick and hes left to drown in his sins or whatever i dont remember. im pretty sure its pro choice by the end (doesnt decrease the absolute hilarity and cursedness though)

  • @thejoel1012

    @thejoel1012

    9 ай бұрын

    @@tiredguyswagWait, it’s a what now? It has sequels?

  • @user-si9og7zb3w
    @user-si9og7zb3w2 ай бұрын

    first 12 seconds in, i love you so much i love this i love everything about you omg new hyperfixation

  • @Ain0_0
    @Ain0_0 Жыл бұрын

    Youre officially my new favourite youtuber

  • @no_siema_co_tam6650
    @no_siema_co_tam6650 Жыл бұрын

    Faline hasn't fooled me for a second when talking about his Wednesday crush. I was chanting "hand hand hand" and then screamed "I KNEW IT"

  • @ntl7709

    @ntl7709

    Жыл бұрын

    SAMEKDS

  • @Sunflower_BY

    @Sunflower_BY

    7 ай бұрын

    I went “Is it the hand dude?” And I screamed when I was right!

  • @jordanspencer2157
    @jordanspencer2157 Жыл бұрын

    The whole time I was like, "It's not the hand. It can't be the hand. She's gushing over mommy so it's obviously mommy." I'm flabbergasted

  • @ktc2494
    @ktc249410 ай бұрын

    BAHAHA i forgot how funny you are TT_TT finally watching your videos again and it always makes my day < 3

  • @madgoat2125
    @madgoat212510 ай бұрын

    Laughing so much my cat is judging me so I think I found a new comfort content creator 🎉

  • @fivestarmichelin0809
    @fivestarmichelin0809 Жыл бұрын

    she never disappoints.

  • @mrpmaewmaew

    @mrpmaewmaew

    Жыл бұрын

    he*

  • @stranger4796

    @stranger4796

    Жыл бұрын

    he never disappoints.****

  • @ggoose11224

    @ggoose11224

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@stranger4796he is ok with any pronouns, so you don't need to correct people

  • @ggoose11224

    @ggoose11224

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@mrpmaewmaewhe is ok with any pronouns, so you don't need to correct people

  • @stranger4796

    @stranger4796

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ggoose11224 oh alr 👍

  • @Elletheaxolotl
    @Elletheaxolotl Жыл бұрын

    have I ever had fictional crushes? no do I like watching people die with their fictional crushes? yes, also the edits have good audio so bonus. edit: might as well mention the fact I don’t really understand how you feel when you have a crush so I may have had one but I am clueless on crushes anyways. edit 2: I thought about the fact I could be aroace and I am definitely ace or in the ace spectrum but I have no clue if I am aro or not, I definitely could be but I am unsure as of now. edit 3: I knew I was ace before this comment ever existed probably for about 2 whole years tbh and uh thank you for welcoming me to your community of the cake memes

  • @Chaotic_lesbi4n

    @Chaotic_lesbi4n

    Жыл бұрын

    Same! I don’t really get fictional crushes and I thought I was the only one!

  • @soontobechannel743

    @soontobechannel743

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro that’s literally me but the opposite I’ve only ever had fictional crushes and not real ones 😭

  • @Somebodyherefornow

    @Somebodyherefornow

    Жыл бұрын

    1 crush in my entire life(was real)

  • @MLiskindagay

    @MLiskindagay

    Жыл бұрын

    If you don’t understand crushes, watch Jaiden Animations’ video titled ‘being not straight’

  • @someonefromplanetearth1208

    @someonefromplanetearth1208

    Жыл бұрын

    Eyyyy same!! It's so fun to watch people die from their fictional crushes for some reason, even though I don't get it

  • @kazjul1071
    @kazjul107111 ай бұрын

    The way Fal has felt for the map back in his days is how I felt with Ferb from Phineas and Ferb back when I was 8 years old

  • @mahsol-uv2vr
    @mahsol-uv2vr Жыл бұрын

    Help half those characters… uh I LIKED THEM TOO 😭😭 Girl you’re not alone I was a psychopath when I was a kid to

  • @nerd26373
    @nerd26373 Жыл бұрын

    It's okay to have questionable crushes in the past or in the present. We have all gone through that phase before. Your reasons are valid.

  • @oogaboogass

    @oogaboogass

    Жыл бұрын

    Why do I see you everywhere 💀😭

  • @sagedebnath4253
    @sagedebnath4253 Жыл бұрын

    Faline san gets more relatable by the minute. I mean, who doesn't love thing? But in all seriousness, we're all falling down a pit of no return at this point.

  • @neorobotix

    @neorobotix

    Жыл бұрын

    why is that ur pfp

  • @sagedebnath4253

    @sagedebnath4253

    Жыл бұрын

    @@neorobotix ... No questions

  • @Dayan-dk9tg
    @Dayan-dk9tg8 ай бұрын

    12:30 I was surprised u mentioned him, ISTG I WAS IN LOVE W HIM SM😭😭😭😭

  • @ouchyeouchzowie
    @ouchyeouchzowie10 ай бұрын

    lord shen

  • @SaturnTheSillyCreature
    @SaturnTheSillyCreature Жыл бұрын

    When Faline said "triangle body type" Bill Cipher was the first thing that popped into my head. I was right-

  • @Polina_Lozenko

    @Polina_Lozenko

    Жыл бұрын

    The only triangle characters is Barracuda from JSAB lmfao

  • @_aestxthetic
    @_aestxthetic Жыл бұрын

    Let's be honest here,at some point we all had a crush on Nick Wilde.

  • @thegaychip123

    @thegaychip123

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @fictionlover695

    @fictionlover695

    Жыл бұрын

    Yess...

  • @jaedavis7914

    @jaedavis7914

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeh

  • @muspimerol3007
    @muspimerol30078 ай бұрын

    If I had a time machine, I would go back in time to tell your younger self that my biggest crush is also the map from Dora

  • @zelo3238
    @zelo32387 ай бұрын

    9:30 that was like 6 different slurs in asl

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 Жыл бұрын

    As soon as you mentioned "Wednesday", I knew which character you meant. He's just the ideal male specimen.

  • @roierandelman

    @roierandelman

    Жыл бұрын

    as a male I feel deeply distressed and disheartened, but you have a point :(

  • @negligible_reality

    @negligible_reality

    10 ай бұрын

    sad that i can never be him 😢

  • @scifi1443

    @scifi1443

    9 ай бұрын

    As not a male I’m twice as ideal as I have two of him attached to limbs on my upper body

  • @pastelquartz6857
    @pastelquartz6857 Жыл бұрын

    "He's a pathetic twink" is relatable because some of my crushes are basically intelligent people who can kill me but at the same time, can be considered pathetic twinks.

  • @_alternianIdiot

    @_alternianIdiot

    Жыл бұрын

    link

  • @Felipe-Kuso
    @Felipe-Kuso Жыл бұрын

    I do not know why i got this in my reccomendations, but you intrigue me lady.

  • @dinamursi5226
    @dinamursi5226 Жыл бұрын

    if u did a pt2 that would be the best. I'll be the first person to watch it 😁💙

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