invading Singapore with my parents to take over the country (first vlog!)
Ойын-сауық
Good afternoon my spaghetti sticks.
It's been a while since I've seen you all, as I am currently surviving on wifi with a speed of 4. As I am writing this, KZread tells me it will take 2 hours to post this video wait no it's 1 hour and 58 minutes now, so if this ever manages to go up before 11pm gmt+8 then it shall be a miracle of the highest ORDER
today I bring you a travel vlog, I have never done one before in all my 1 year of youtubing, so I thought we should share this experience of being contained in a metal tube in the sky together. Singapore do not fear, I only request your Merlion statue as reparation for that time I lost my toy in Universal Studios 9 years ago-
hope y'all enjoy this lil bit of #qualityfamilytime and #entertainment, also did you know if you put the hashtags in the description it's gonna show up next to the title. I am resisting the urge to put # pp as we speak
With that being said, I have a lot of material planned since I have more stuff in Malaysia to show you, so look forward to that B) and I'll see you in the next oNEE
Пікірлер: 5 600
Good evening Singaporeans I have established a new law where u give me money
@RandomRamyy
2 жыл бұрын
Yes very good evening to you too! :D
@toesykirby
2 жыл бұрын
i only have 20 cents
@rozskz
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not in Singapore but I would gladly give you money
@xxkeoo
2 жыл бұрын
HI FALINE
@jyenn1i
2 жыл бұрын
pie
faline's parents: anxiously waiting for their tests. *faline: documenting plants and recording my little pony from the tv*
@nutpaws
2 жыл бұрын
@e what
@sharkboy5562
2 жыл бұрын
@wonderland Bro I thought this was a rick roll in the comments 💀 this sounds amazing
@UnknowinglyDerpy
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame her, Rainbow Rocks is a classic!
@spicywatermelon8617
2 жыл бұрын
Ngl that song shown was a bop
@DrSmollest
2 жыл бұрын
@@UnknowinglyDerpy The songs from it are all banger bops EDIT: I just looked at this part in the video I know exactly which part of the movie that scene is from bruh ☠
As somebody who lives in Singapore, I’m absolutely pissed that I was not aware of THE one and only queen faline coming to my country. Edit: my dumbass got these many replies why exactly?
@hello-hx3pd
2 жыл бұрын
Same :''')
@Cyverm555
2 жыл бұрын
sAME
@juney5023
2 жыл бұрын
MOA?
@imbored4530
2 жыл бұрын
@@juney5023 MOA?
@aquamarina8199
2 жыл бұрын
SAME
Faline is like a literal vibe
honestly it seems like you have a really good relationship with your parents
Faline: "I am not 12 years old" Also Faline: *brings a stuffed animal, plays childrens games on planes, falls for shiny coin cash grabs, wants to drink purfume*
@jaelynnvv8159
2 жыл бұрын
not being 12 can mean she is 9
@soyoy8503
2 жыл бұрын
you see, she is *11*
@HikaruYuun
2 жыл бұрын
@@soyoy8503 Actually she is 2
@soyoy8503
2 жыл бұрын
@@HikaruYuun ah yes my mistake
@anupambarua3407
2 жыл бұрын
She isn't even born yet.
faline becoming a vlogger, the youtube domination doesnt stop here
@November8888
2 жыл бұрын
Part 2 plsss
@aishah1055
2 жыл бұрын
Now she terrorize Singapore, next is the whole KZread
@wongcayven9893
2 жыл бұрын
Next is gonna be femdo-
@Samsung-gj2ew
2 жыл бұрын
we don’t stop until we dominate the whole of youtube
@errrie123qw6
2 жыл бұрын
Next is Music
none: *faline at 4am: oUi OuI a BaGuEtTe PaReEs*
@purpleguy1108
Жыл бұрын
frfr
@ichigo1888
Жыл бұрын
Same tho
10:25 dont worry gerts just sleeping thats just what he looks like when hes tired hes fine
faline is becoming all the careers you know, chef, artist, making a toy bear that has a 360° view of the world, now she became a vlogger
@silly_.rabbit2
2 жыл бұрын
Also hair stylist
@spicywatermelon8617
2 жыл бұрын
She has done it all
@sxxbinz
2 жыл бұрын
professional slime maker
@slytherin868
2 жыл бұрын
A professional kitchen cleaner
@mynameisstolen
2 жыл бұрын
a comedian
She went from art to invading Singapore what a legend
Gosh i love howl's moving castle and spirited away 😍😍😍😍
Faline: I'm going to take over Singapore Me, a Singaporean: I for one accept our new leader with open arms
@miinara9388
2 жыл бұрын
yes
@sjmashups
2 жыл бұрын
Lol with our current parliament go ahead bestie
@miinara9388
2 жыл бұрын
@@sjmashups dont wanna discuss politics but i have no idea what the frick theyre thinking rn 😀
@atashgallagher5139
2 жыл бұрын
careful there, I hear the windows in singapore have a very high chance of being fallen out of.
@givememychickennuggetsback1208
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a Singaporean and taking over Singapore with Faline sounds fun
Faline: “So I can comfortably squeeze in with my mom” Subtitles: “So I can comfortably squeeze in with your mom”
@carmenjuliarodriguez3221
2 жыл бұрын
Famine
@BibidyIsDignate
2 жыл бұрын
@@carmenjuliarodriguez3221 damn, didn’t notice that-
@paxshmitz2665
2 жыл бұрын
Our* mom. *Soviet Anthem*
@farah6567
2 жыл бұрын
noo i was gonna comment this ;-;
@m_7943
2 жыл бұрын
@@paxshmitz2665 LMFAOOOO
As a Bulgarian, those toffee bonbons ARE EVERYWHERE AND I LOVE IT
I'm a Singaporean and I can confirm, my parents take pictures of every single thing every single day.
I love how she makes moving to another FRICKING COUNTRY look like such a fun & comedic adventure. Don't worry faline, I feel u :')
@drill_don684
2 жыл бұрын
its always fun to travel you are just depressed and can't imagine yourself in joyful situations
@oikawascursedplushie9912
2 жыл бұрын
@@drill_don684 lmao what 💀 I never talked about 'traveling', I'm talking about moving to another country. Like, leaving your home of two years behind to START LIVING in another country. It's way different 💀
@mirachase6084
2 жыл бұрын
@@drill_don684 now that's just mean
@oikawascursedplushie9912
2 жыл бұрын
@@mirachase6084 frrr like I was literally laughing because of how pissed off they sounded 💀
@lariozavc7828
2 жыл бұрын
yup
As an Asian myself I can confirm that it is an urge for parents to take a picture of everything every like 5 seconds
@Luna-ne3dq
2 жыл бұрын
Same here holy damn, went to Singapore and they took a picture of every plant because the only plants you have in Indonesia are generic_tree_3 and grass_1
@yashdd7521
2 жыл бұрын
And refuse to delete it if phone storage runs out
@thestudentofficial5483
2 жыл бұрын
I'm only 20 but the urge to has been showing. It is inevitable.
@metalandrocklistener
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly- i was gonna eat some cinnamon buns and then my asian dad was like WAIT LEMME TAKE A PIC-
@ariolagranola3842
2 жыл бұрын
omg my parents dont have it at all but i do an im ligit almosyt 12. wat
Your parents are 2 incredible people, they're so wholesome, unintentionally, They rock :)
Faline: It was definitely time for me to go back to my motherland so I can fight the government I mean reconnect with my birthplace😅 Me: Dying of laughter
“Who cares what starngers think we all are gonna die in The next 100 years” BRO SHE IS STATING FACTS
@ariolagranola3842
2 жыл бұрын
tell that to parents heh but seriously i agree
@p1nk_anthem
2 жыл бұрын
and yet i still worry about what people think ALL THE TIME 🥲
@vvantaexx.97
2 жыл бұрын
@@p1nk_anthem same T_T
@EllaTheWolfie
2 жыл бұрын
@@p1nk_anthem lol
@lobstered_blue-lobster
2 жыл бұрын
Even tho I agree with you, I would have a minor disagreement. Why does that matter if in a 100 years nobody remembers you? What matters is the present itself. Should that mean I can bully someone or insult you here (in the comments section) because no one in the futire is gonna remember anyway? That is some pathetic excuse. And that sentence was contradictary when it said " *who cares* ....."
born in malaysia, have chinese parent, lived in vietnam, self identify as an italian and now coming to singapore to take over it ladies and gentlemen, miss worldwide.
@cerridianempire1653
2 жыл бұрын
ah yes globalization
@IGNEUS1607
2 жыл бұрын
And speaks French
@aishah1055
2 жыл бұрын
sksks 17 and this much achievement, we could never
@cerridianempire1653
2 жыл бұрын
@@aishah1055 fr
@whereami6639
2 жыл бұрын
Miss international
1:12 The definition of "Mom i just frew up"
@050_WeiXian
4 ай бұрын
3:11
16:28 GASP A CALL BACK
Faline: “So I can comfortably squeeze in with my mom” Subtitles: “I am about to ruin this viewer’s whole career”
@mahjabeenara1107
2 жыл бұрын
"your mum" 😭😭
@metalandrocklistener
2 жыл бұрын
Mahjabeen Ara LMAO
@TopHatFox
2 жыл бұрын
I heard it as your mom lmak
@pariwarteng
2 жыл бұрын
YOUR MOM👩🦳
@sawdqefijmwegjn34fwef
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i spit my drink out at that part 😂
"Hello axolotes you criminals of society" Me: Faline have you been that freaking spy who was looking at me through the window while I was *consuming* your haters?
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cebsiee
2 жыл бұрын
Cannibalism? Or are you of another species?
@KumkumBeats
2 жыл бұрын
@@cebsiee they're a ghoul
@M1ck3y_o2
2 жыл бұрын
Bee movie Just *b e e m o v i e*
@JustRaven00
2 жыл бұрын
@@KumkumBeats Oshiete oshiete yo-
7:19 GERT!!!! I MISSED U!!! And ur sooo funny and ur the best youtuber every!
when i saw the thumbnail i fr thought she was wearing a roblox mask
no one: absolutely no one: not even a single soul: faline in the darkness of the morn: **waddle waddle** **stomp stomp** ooo p l a n t
@artemisa657
2 жыл бұрын
dont forget "oui oui baguette, parees"
@claireglover1391
Жыл бұрын
@@artemisa657 wewe.
13:00 I love seeing healthy happy family bonds, this made my day
@scalene01
2 жыл бұрын
They bond over struggling to use a soap dispenser
@lucaschills7536
2 жыл бұрын
@@scalene01 soup
@evalol9112
2 жыл бұрын
Im curious where her brother went🤔
@lucaschills7536
2 жыл бұрын
@@evalol9112 he's in Singapore for college.
@delusionaldaniel1693
2 жыл бұрын
@@lucaschills7536 💀
10:05 this happens on literally EVERY flight, it scares the crap out of me every time :-:
9:27 No offence but that’s really my opinion of ur channel, comfort channel, no thoughts required, just *E N J O Y*
12:37 that wasn’t a mistake on the caption that is just Faline being honest 😂
@ghxstcxre
2 жыл бұрын
I knew someone would've pointed it out lmao XD
@ohheylads
2 жыл бұрын
Yo i didn't even notice it 😂
@ayowhatuphomie9035
2 жыл бұрын
@@ohheylads me tooo XD
@JonsiasUniverse
2 жыл бұрын
I just saw that- lmao
@BadaBelph
2 жыл бұрын
fr
Her mom laughing while they figure out the “soup” dispenser is sending me
@KinDiedYesterday
2 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@juliy4x
2 жыл бұрын
Bro im watching this at 3 am and im wheezing so hard 💀
@r0b0t_j0n3z
4 ай бұрын
I fucking love her dad going "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SQUEEZE!?" It's so funny
@agentkirai
Ай бұрын
Same
This is why we luv faline, so pretty and sarcastic and making our days-
Holy cow the drawing is amazing 🤩
I absolutely loved the character development of the crying baby antagonist. Its return was probably one of the most incredible plot twists in cinema History.
Damn faline came back by taking over the whole country
@hehhaha
2 жыл бұрын
i dont mind if its hER taking over my country, its gonna be chaos but nice
@aishah1055
2 жыл бұрын
She came back here to devour the government 😂😂😂😂
@flwrliz_1
2 жыл бұрын
Faline if your seeing this, PLS MAKE PART 2 EEE
This is the 17 minutes and 46 seconds of pure serotonin I needed
Looks like you had alot of fun and enjoyed the airport adventure! I love your personality at the first couple seconds of the video ! Have fun. I love you too
“ The Asian urge to take photos” It is so true my mother is literally Asian and every time we go somewhere we have to take photos MOM IM FAMOUS
@dumbsheep1134
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, my mom is African American and she takes photos every step we take.
@XXX-Raz
2 жыл бұрын
@@dumbsheep1134 lol
@SuperAbigailP
2 жыл бұрын
My dad is asian and he has to take a photo of everything
@abeille983
2 жыл бұрын
she’s literally asian? not figuratively?
@hannapooksao1925
2 жыл бұрын
Same with my mom, but she's not Asian lol
The chaotic energy radiating when the family's trying to figure out how to use the soap😂
@martialcat653
2 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious🤣🤣
@sen0440
Жыл бұрын
*soup
idk how she makes me laugh so hard. literally my comfort channel.
I have been binge watching your videos because I’m physically incapable of getting up (I was sick)
Aw Gert got to go on his first flight. My boy hitting them milestones.
she never fails to make me burst out laughing, she's so iconic 🤣
@danielladuarte8890
2 жыл бұрын
fr this is the first time I have audibly laughed in a while
best advice ever. helped me with social anxiety. “Who cares about what strangers think anyways, we’re all gonna die in 100 years anyways.”
This has become a comfort videoooo yayyyyyyy
At 12:36 Faline says: "I can squeeze with my mom" The subtitle: "with your mum" Thats why i kept coming to her channel xD
@oliviag6407
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol, I was going to say this
@st4rrie.
10 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one lol
faline is literally the definition of "god has let m live another day and im about to make it everyones problem"
“Yeah negativeee” Is it just me or was this actually cute
i keep rewatching this for no reason smh i love it
Toffifee (the snack faline showed at the end) is actually a really popular German snack. It’s a hazelnut inside a hazelnut cream inside a caramel bowl with a dark chocolate splotch at the top. So it’s not only 4 different flavors in one bite but also 4 different textures. Hands down one of my favorite snacks ever. And I was totally not chewing on one when she said they bought some-
@Clemooli
2 жыл бұрын
fr they so good
@constipatedmushroom9837
2 жыл бұрын
Heavenly fr fr
@petarspajic7648
2 жыл бұрын
I thinks its generally popular in Europe. Here in Croatia you can buy them in allmost every store
@annabethchase4568
2 жыл бұрын
i think theyre meh 5/10 i dont like having to chew a lot and its kinda too sugary
@bigwijdsljla
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds kinda like a freero Roche
Your storytelling is phenomenal. Thank you for the bedtime story of your "invasion."
This is a true masterpiece I’m dying of laughter!
I just started watching this and I'm already laughing like I love your vibe
Seeing you pronounce "oui" as "oo" instead of "oo-ee!" killed my French mother. I hope you're happy Faline San 😂 Also you're welcome for the Toffifee :) its a Christmas-only treat in Canada!
@ena8014
2 жыл бұрын
QUICK HIDE THE BODY
@leonardovaldez6272
2 жыл бұрын
Faline just comitted murder,👌👏😍👍.
@brivaelkl3736
2 жыл бұрын
I'm french and I don't see the problem with her pronounciation of "Oui"
@eve3.024
2 жыл бұрын
@@brivaelkl3736 it’s a joke
@nicoleb695
2 жыл бұрын
@@brivaelkl3736 'twas a joke lol.
Faline is now explaining her territory and plans to conquer Singapore along with the other nations she already has under her thumbs…the true descent of queen Victoria…proud to be under her!!1!!!1!1 🤩🤩🤩
As soon as I saw the intro I imminently subscribed
I like your humor. You deserve a subscriber :)
"Then i remembered...I brought GERT WITH ME ON THIS TRIP" *casually shoves eye back into head*
“给他看airplane wing” me: **why is your entire family’s humor so good**
@rainwhal
2 жыл бұрын
please give me the humor of the faline family
@cottoncandye
2 жыл бұрын
@@rainwhal fr tho my mom wouldn’t care less about a stuffed animal
@kaedesghost3123
2 жыл бұрын
@@cottoncandye my mom would burn all my stuffed animals like she did last time just so she can feel like a succesful mother comforting her child so I stabbed her with a fork
@cottoncandye
2 жыл бұрын
@@kaedesghost3123 you did what- and your mom did what?!
@lovely5227
2 жыл бұрын
it’s the Malaysian genes
As I'm watching this you have 999k aah congrats on almost 1 mil
I don't know why youtube recommended me this channel but OH MY GOD this girl is comedy gold. Insta subbed
i like how faline talked about the baby following them (16:40) then casually moving on to the topic of chocolates the next second
Faline be pulling up the Minnie the Mouse jammies. Love to see it
I just felt that the hand "soup" moment with your family was pretty wholesome and I like your Malaysian accent when you speak Chinese HAHAHA
“I mean- do I look like a child?” Actually wait a second- *mom I frew up*
I was so freaked out last week when you said on your Instagram story "I might be coming to your home" and then you showed A PICTURE OF CHANGI AIRPORT!!!! I was actually scared! What were the chances HAHA... Anyways, welcome to Singapore! I hope you like it here!
16:54 as a fellow german, i can confirm these are GREAT, and i have had alot of them. they taste so goddamn wonderful, thank you for bring awareness for this snack in your commmunity
@Tero2008
2 жыл бұрын
14:26 the wok
@t0masicaaa_
2 жыл бұрын
YES those r soo yummy! they r really popular in europe I am eating them rn i have like 10 packets at home lmao
@thecheesiestcat
2 жыл бұрын
Oml I love Toffifee! There are the best chocolates in the world,
@t0masicaaa_
2 жыл бұрын
@@thecheesiestcat yes they r soo good! im eating ones rn
@nata63514
2 жыл бұрын
@@thecheesiestcat yes!
I WAS LAUGHING DURING THE WHOLE VIDEOOOOO OMG FAVORITE CHANEL ON YT
watching your vlogs is therapy
As a Singaporean I would just like to say on behalf of my fellow Singaporeans... YOU WERE IN SINGAPORE?? W H A T THAT'S COOL AND ALL BUT WHAT AAAAAAAA
@toesykirby
2 жыл бұрын
IKR 😍
@zixianchen9901
2 жыл бұрын
As a Singaporean I continue the chain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@varshini0909
2 жыл бұрын
@@zixianchen9901 as another Singaporean I continue the chain AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@silverjay2240
2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@silverjay2240
2 жыл бұрын
as another Singaporean i broke the chain accidentally
faline: "so i can comfortably squeeze in with my mom" captions: "so I can comfortably squeeze in with your mom" love ya faline
9:38 i thought u were making a bee pun when u said being
I love the family dynamic where you all try to figure out how something dumb works. Sounds like my family.
Never have I been more proud to be Singaporean
@leigh0630
2 жыл бұрын
Sameeee fellow singaporrean!!!!
@H8NN9H758
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@kun3102
2 жыл бұрын
same !!!!
@belugaowo
2 жыл бұрын
Singaporean here too!!!!!!!!! AAAAA
@riveringleaf5568
2 жыл бұрын
Heyyyy!!!! :D
As a person who only travels within southeast Asia, I totally agree the food for the flights are so good Even the people in my country considered the food as luxury food 😭
You are so funny. I love your sense of humor very much. This is my kind of humor.
This is the one vlog I can watch a million times
12:37 "so i can comfortably squeeze in with my mom" the caption ; "with *your* mom" faline is really trying her best to decrease her age back to 11
@protection_fire
2 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when I realized that it wasn’t a typo 🤣
I always enjoy Faline's videos, her personality just screams wholesome.
@flammingskull4602
2 жыл бұрын
Really? It always screamed "HAIL SATAN" and threw knifes at me. Weird
I love this! Subbed
i love how lowkey she was annnnd annnnnnd jolly towards her family but get very shy in front of others lolol in shoooort introovverrttedd woooOo
Can we all just appreciate how amazing Faline-san's Red Velvet Cookie drawing is Edit: I am also suprised she also knows CRK too
@riverrozziiee3427
2 жыл бұрын
I agree , Its beautiful T^T , its belong in the art museum
@boriscreed7390
2 жыл бұрын
IKR it was so beautiful i was bamboozled :O
@gone7734
2 жыл бұрын
@@riverrozziiee3427 indeed
@devaanandagomezbadillo3057
2 жыл бұрын
Yeees i was surprised too
@spartansix2323
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
Faline: Asks us if we want a part 2 Also Faline: Starves us of content more than Malaysia is starved of a proper democracy
@artamrein9276
2 жыл бұрын
BrUh
@Cecilia-ky3uw
2 жыл бұрын
Malaysia is starved of human rights
@torosanyt
2 жыл бұрын
BROOOOO
FALINE WE HAVE THE SAME IPAD CASEEE!!! also i keep re-watching this vid every since it came out lmao
i just started watching your videos. i love them.
Faline: I’m gonna take over Singapore Me, as a Singaporean: Y E S
@paperst4rs
2 жыл бұрын
I K R
I HAVE NOT WATCHED THIS YET BUT I KNOW ITS GOING TO BE GOOD (edit : Tysm for the likes- )
The hand SOUP shenanigans cracks me up so much my stomach hurts
I’m taking a covid test today and watching Faline getting called a pre-schooler just made my day !!! Thank you Faline !!! 😭😁
@yonisdiaz9391
Жыл бұрын
what in the unnecessary exclamation mark
@mwireu2685
Жыл бұрын
@@yonisdiaz9391 imagine correcting grammar online :yawn:
The part with the soap dispenser mystery 😭. Love how your dad is actually trying to figure it out, you documenting it on video and your mom laughing in the background like she didn’t start all of it 😂
WE ARE HERE FOR THIS
Ah yes thank you for the content faline, you shall have my entertainment. P.s you shall have my soul too (if you want it)
You are one of the funniest people ever I stg 😭
"its ONLY gonna be a Bit oUtsidE of mY aPaRtment" What lies they've been telling alll these years, yet we still are blinded and choose to bEliEVee and tRuST
14:14 who would have thought to squeeze the bottle for soap??? 😂
@maritoguionyo
Жыл бұрын
That's like the last thought
@-lol.
Жыл бұрын
that was my first thought-
@sirthisisamcdonalds250
Жыл бұрын
Like great design bravo 😒
wow.. i love the way u tell the story trough the vlog.. keep the good vlog! :D
Lol i watched 2 vids and I already subscribed☺️