I love it! "I woke up 2 days later laying in the back yard, talking to Elvis" what a hoot!

@jaypritchett6846

3 ай бұрын

_“Say hello to my little friend.”_ 🤭 lol

Jeff Foxworthy is one of my favorite comedians of all time. He never fails to make me laugh. We need more people like him in the world.

@gabaghoul23

Жыл бұрын

hes deep south and not doing comedy- just daily observations here...

@Nancy-uc2tu

11 ай бұрын

Him, Ron white, Larry the cable guy, Ingvall. All together are a hoot.

@bobbesemer6967

5 ай бұрын

/ / # 1:21 ​@@gabaghoul23/

@bobbesemer6967

5 ай бұрын

🎉

@bobbesemer6967

5 ай бұрын

.

As being a retired Restaurant Manager of 30 years…gratitude!

The world needs laughter more than ever right now!

Jeff Foxworthy is the cleanest Comedian of all

@DarkKnight2006

2 ай бұрын

Jim gaffigan as well cant leave him out

A favorite comedian for sure

Do you want to stop the sniffles or not feel your head Bwahahaha

@jaypritchett6846

4 жыл бұрын

1:10 seiners get ahold of some good stuff! 🤣 Get up ya baby! I take four of those and go to the grocery store!

Most underrated comic ever, he can make a joke outta anything!,

You don't need to be old to love recliners. I'm 18 and love them.

@finley_seth

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for helping me feel better about myself as I approach 30, lol

@jeffweed3947

2 жыл бұрын

When I was a teen I'd use the recliner until dad got home.

I never thought of using the Astroglide on the birdfeeder poles, but Jeff did! However, I used to sit on my elevated back porch at dusk with my BB pistol and infra-red sight, and wait for the raccoons to come raid the cat food dishes on the deck. I have watched this video countless times, and I laugh myself silly every time!

@maryellenshock

Жыл бұрын

My dad used Vaseline on ours.

@user-vv9ox1xp7p

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅

My favorite part: "Don't look now, but the man behind us is cross-eyed as a bat!" 😆😂

@jaypritchett6846

4 жыл бұрын

1:10 seiners get ahold of some good stuff! 🤣 Get up ya baby! I take four of those and go to the grocery store!

@bigD1988

3 жыл бұрын

😡🤬 not funny to laugh at mental challenges people! My son is cross eyed

@davidmartin5483

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigD1988 but you must admit people can't help but look sonetimes and that is ok. I home you have though your kid that because it will happen and then the only thing he can do is accept that maby put in an explanation or a funny comeback and than go on with his life. And they are not laughing at the crossedeyed guy themself, wich I can hardly imagine is good for him to be at a movie given that it might be difficuld to follow the actions or maby not maby you can clear me up on that one, but on the rection his mother in law had. He sayed that he was embarresed and also she sayed that he should not look (or at least try to make it not to obvious), reason being that it is inpolite to do so.

@Jackskellington9100

3 жыл бұрын

I'm crying with laughter

@stevenporter7459

3 жыл бұрын

Do you want to cure the sniffles or not feel your head

I was at a small restaurant with my grandfather who had a hearing aid, that is iffy if it works or not. This was a not working time. He said “I like coming here cause it’s always full of cops. They know where the best tasting food for the lowest prices.” He was talking normally but they were all around us. They heard him and smiled but, that was not enough for him. He wanted me to answer him by repeating what he said, to make sure “I” heard him. That is when all 12/15 cops put their forks down and turned towards me, smiling. I repeated what he said but in a loud voice so everyone in the restaurant could hear me, his hearing aid wasn’t working. Grandpa said I should speak up and not mumble, I had to repeat that , Yes, Cops do find the cheapest and best places to eat. The cops smiled and went back to eating. I was so embarrassed.

@mostlymusic1003

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jaypritchett6846

3 ай бұрын

My father-in-law has a hearing aid that’s _implanted_ into his head that’s *also Bluetooth!* So, sometimes it looks like he’s talking to you, _but_ he’s on the phone instead! So, you don’t know if you should respond or not 😕 lol Regular Bluetooth headphones you know, because you can see the ear plug. But with him, he’s not nothing in his ear. So, if he’s the only one in the room when you walk in, it looks like he’s taking to himself 🤭

@auntiem873

3 ай бұрын

@@jaypritchett6846 -20/30 years ago he would have been locked up for talking to himself. Holding a conversation with an imaginary person. Today, we don’t know. Is he on his phone or, is he talking to his imaginary friend? Got to love technology, out crazy the Crazy people. 🤣🤣

Love Jeff's sense of humor. It's refreshing, he doesn't have to use foul language to be funny. We feed the squirrels peanutbutter bread. My older sister and l watch them eat while we eat breakfast. I sometimes say 'one of these days we might have to eat them darn things', they eat better than we do. There's alot of squirrels in our subdivision, sometimes l see one cross the road, l'm tempted to speed up---DINNER !

@darlenebuck7825

Жыл бұрын

and he goes based on real life happenings not something made up.

@jaypritchett6846

3 ай бұрын

I know! Bad language is *everywhere now* 😣

@user-tr6rl8mh1q

3 ай бұрын

So very funny

"It's really good stuff, apparently you can put it on a Cadillac and you can get it into a doghouse" LMAO I miss the days of Foxworthy's comedy tours.

"Don't you lie to me, Ed!" That's all i came for lol

@atflorida1414

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!!!

@augustasongs1

3 жыл бұрын

@@atflorida1414 I tell you the people who have to have some to wipe their but, they hate it a lot more than you who wipe does.

@ryanzimmerman1594

3 жыл бұрын

I was more for "Don't look now!... But the man behind us is cross-eyed as a bat!!!"

"Get up, you baby! I take four of those daily and go to the grocery store!" That's something my mom would say.

@consumerreporter1547

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@naomiemoore5725

Жыл бұрын

And something i do . . .

@saragrant9749

3 ай бұрын

Mine too😂

OMG, the astro glide and the squirrels!😂 💀

He is priceless ! We need more funny people in the world !

Humor without vulgarity! 👏👏😂

@gabaghoul23

Жыл бұрын

once he said ASTROGLIDE - immediately panned to al females in the audience with hands on their heads- we know what YOU know.

The woman at 4:28, at the mention of Astro Glide - classic!!! :-D

@mariealexander7412

4 жыл бұрын

Jim S I am so glad you mentioned that lady. That was as funny as Jeff, lol

His genius is his delivery. Half of these stories would not be as funny without it.

I love Jeff Foxworthy’s humor!😄😄 He’s funny!

And he's sweet to his fans.

The look on those women's faces when Jeff brought up "astroglide". That was priceless! :-)

@orangie8426

4 жыл бұрын

I liked even better the reaction people had when he said put it on a Cadillac and get it in a doghouse!! ; )

@marjnussby1516

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, and "it's right next to the condominiums".

@lance_wavy

2 жыл бұрын

@@marjnussby1516 😂😂

@jaypritchett6846

3 ай бұрын

*Astro-glide is horrible!* My hubby and I had to look for other stuff to keep the squirrels off!!! 🤭 lol

@lisacassar9514

Ай бұрын

Ah hahaha Ron White squirrels in the old guys bathing suit

I love the way Jeff said “ED?” And then shook his head. Nobody made the name Ed sound funnier than Jeff Foxworthy.

When it comes to profanity in comedies, I take it or leave it, and I'm a millennial! Even though I am happy to know that I still don't have any kids and happily single, I know that dealing and taking care of my elderly parents is stressful enough. Who needs babies when you're already taking care of your Elder people! For the first time in my life I know a parenting is all about!

I so feel this. My current are 8 and 10. My Mama is 82.

Jeff you've gotta be the funniest around. Wish your kind of comedy would last for ever.

Jeff Foxworthy can always make me laugh!

I love this guy's sense of humor and never laughed so hard!

@samanthamanley4624

7 жыл бұрын

S.R. Hurst funny man

@laurabragg8421

Жыл бұрын

Listen to his buddy, Bill engvall

4:37 "...right next to the condominiums" i dont know why that made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣

@johnlang3198

Жыл бұрын

A norm crosby moment, At least I think that was his name.

I love Jeff Foxworthy, he's hilarious.

You gotta look 🤣🤣🤣 Jeff is so hilarious!!!

My 67yr old step father has built a snipers nest in the master bathroom that overlooks the backyard to get the squirrels with his air-soft BB rifle. He told me picked off 6 in one day last fall.

@406Steven

4 жыл бұрын

Before he passed, my grandfather used to wake up early in the morning to shoot the stray cats off his RV because they kept peeing on the sunshade. But he kept a bird feeder and would feed the squirrels separately to keep them off the bird food. One of my favorite stories of his was when he slept in one morning and the squirrel was banging on his sliding glass door because the food hadn't been set out yet.

@sonjawright518

4 жыл бұрын

UnsulliedSpy squirrels are good for letting you know it’s meal time, lol

@406Steven

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonjawright518 I just thought it was the funniest thing, sucker was apparently standing on its hind legs and pounding on the window obviously irritated that the food hadn't been put out yet. And this was in Granada Hills, California (basically a part of the LA megalopolis) where you don't really expect wildlife to be right in your back yard just a few yards from your pool. Suckers were sure insistent on getting their seeds, though!

@sonjawright518

4 жыл бұрын

UnsulliedSpy that is a really cute story, I think squirrels are adorable little critters.

@jonathanmorrisey5771

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonjawright518 Squirrels are just rats with good publicity. - David Letterman

If squirrels are driving you crazy by stealing food from your bird feeder.... "You might be a senior".....

@Big_Wash01

5 жыл бұрын

If you refuse to get out of your recliner even during an emergency or a touchdown celebration, You Might Be a Senior.

@Jarock316

Жыл бұрын

If you ever get your chest hair caught in your pants zipper, you might be a senior.

@ursaltydog

Жыл бұрын

@@Jarock316 HAHAHAHAH.. :)

The blondes face in the crowd knew exactly and remembered all about the astroglide lmbo

My mom was rude to servers in restaurants. Then she gave me her card to pay. I gave them $30, $50 tips. They earned it.

@josephrapelje4670

5 ай бұрын

I would have whooped your ass the first time. Some of these servers are rude and and suck at their job.... that's beside the point

@adk_girl70

2 ай бұрын

Yep!! I'm right there with ya!!

@laneclaypool8005

11 күн бұрын

Would you have given them as much if it was your money?

I do love Jeff Foxworthy's humor!

Say hello to my little friend💊💊💊💊

Busting out laughing!! 😆🤣 Jeff is so funny!

No profanity jokes. What a blessing. Good old comedy.

@jaypritchett6846

4 жыл бұрын

Look up the “Dry Bar”, it’s a bunch of comedians that’s don’t use profanity in their skits

@robertf6344

2 жыл бұрын

Have 'chick comedy' vids showing up in my youtube. There's not a single one where the lady isn't talking about sex through most of it and/or talking about the V word and the P word. I'm no prude but the stuff isn't even funny.

@violagentsch

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertf6344 exactly

@joannestealey4482

2 жыл бұрын

Yep that's what I love about his comedy

@4evernate28

Жыл бұрын

You haven’t heard his REALLY early shit, have you?

Started to watch him after the roast of Jeff foxworthy...... He deserves all his success, great material

Put a slinky on the bird feeder pole. It'll drive the squirrels nuts!!!

"Get up you baby. I take four of those and go to the grocery store." Yeah, when you're sleepwalking because of those pills!

@memine8795

3 жыл бұрын

I thought she developed an immunity to the side effects

@spikebrannigan

2 жыл бұрын

He takes the pill she gave him, and the next thing he knows is that it's suddenly 2 days later and he's on the ground, flat on his back, talking to Elvis... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pourlevisual7153

2 жыл бұрын

@@spikebrannigan e0e

@batboy020876

Жыл бұрын

Ya idiot we know the line don't need to repeat it ...SHUT UP!

That's why the Japanese take in the parents and let them watch/help with the kids and the other way around. They balance each other out and keep each other balanced out.

@joanjohnson1819

5 жыл бұрын

Not only the Japanese that was the standard in America

@misterwhipple2870

Жыл бұрын

Make 'em work for their Ramen.

We need get the old Blue collar gang back together.

Yep, Jeff Foxworthy knows what he’s talking about😂

Absolutly funny man and no profanity needed. What a concept!

never fails to make me laugh

do you know why grand kids and grand parents get along so well--------common enemy

@camh6328

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@midnightshadow2400

3 жыл бұрын

I love that lol good job haha

@VrgniaMailman

3 жыл бұрын

I bought a card for my sister and her hubby. They have 3 kids, all of them are now 36 or more. One in particular, even though he is now a father himself and a great guy, could be rambunctious as H when he was 5. For his parents, now grandparents. Pictured is a grandmother with a plate of choc chip cookies, and her young grandson and granddaughter are eating cookies and screaming happily as they run fast around her. She says, "Now that you're all jacked up on sugar and caffeine, it's time to take you home to Mommy and Daddy" .... Inside the card: "Grandchildren: the funniest form of payback."

@VrgniaMailman

3 жыл бұрын

They called me up two days later laughing and laughing. I told them, "Call Matt in a couple of days. I sent one to him also!!" He is their son, the former rambunctious 5 year old.

@grandmother1n

3 жыл бұрын

@@VrgniaMailman heh heh heh heh.........Now THAT'S FUNny!!!! Loved it !!

Never Change,Jeff Foxworthy. 👍.

I owe the CD but, I never get tired of watching it on utube!! FoxWorthy is worth it...😆😆😆he kills me every time.

so timely, so true. i am 58 yr's old.

We love you here in The Philippines

I love Jeff foxworthy he is so funny and keeps me laughing

My mother turned to me one day and said "I'm going to design a t-shirt with a picture of a squirrel on it and the squirrel is saying "Excuse me, but your bird feeder is empty." Those squirrels drove her nuts! 😂🤣😂🤣

@dragondancer1814

9 ай бұрын

They actually have T-shirts like that online! I’m getting one this year that reads “I have reason to believe the squirrels are mocking me!”

This is where Jeff Dunham got bubba Js voice 😂

DON'T LOOK NOW! BUT THE MAN BEHIND US IS CROSSED EYED AS A BAT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the funniest comedians ever

I'm only 40 and I've hated squirrels for 30 years!

@annak804

4 жыл бұрын

Sheepdog Smokey squirrels are tasty

Jeff is one of best comedians of all time. I like dirty comedians; like George Carlin for example, but I do have to admit, and I think comes from having been raised in a conservative home, it is really refreshing to listen to a comedian who chooses not to resort to profanity in order to be funny. On a sidenote, I remember Jeff had a goatee for a while in some of his shows, and I have to say I think it was a better look for him, as opposed to his Chevron Mustache.

@turnerdeaton4396

6 жыл бұрын

The Cowboy

@turnerdeaton4396

6 жыл бұрын

The Cowboy hat trick

@brightlight9070

4 жыл бұрын

Hee lar eee us....

@cisium1184

2 жыл бұрын

In a way you've got to be cleverer, more metaphorical, to express some things without profanity - and that can lead to some really inventive, funny stuff.

@Big_Wash01

5 ай бұрын

​@@cisium1184Hence why Engvall was so successful right up to his retirement.

I got to see this guy and Larry the Cable Guy in person last night and they are hilarious!!!!!

@elizabethroberto7862

7 жыл бұрын

+nicisfan29...... & he was "LIVE?"

@Jeng4280

7 жыл бұрын

+Elizabeth Roberto yes! I got to see them both at a show in my town. It was AWESOME! Larry the Cable Guy was hilarious! And so was Jeff Foxworthy!

@elizabethroberto7862

7 жыл бұрын

ncisfan29 oh, i think Jeff Foxworthy is much "FUNNER" then Larry the Cable Guy although i have seen his movie called.....Disney's Cars & Cars 2" (as Mater the Tater)

@jtdupre

7 жыл бұрын

JenG593

@joetetro2106

4 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethroberto7862 m

2:09 thanks to my grandfather and 3 younger siblings I now have a naturally loud voice even when I’m whisper. Also I think I may be a bit tone deaf. I’m so loud that for one a dress rehearsal for my school musical I was already naturally loud enough for people to hear me with or without the microphone

Now THIS is comedy.

Never heard of this comedian before. What a treat. Smart, witty, and clean.

@joshuabrooks4907

Жыл бұрын

How can you not hear about a comedian who's been in the business for nearly 40 years?

@pspicer777

Жыл бұрын

@@joshuabrooks4907 Comedy is not my "thing". Retired recently, so am broadening my exposure to things non-engineering. Good times.

Bless you, Jeff 💙

Oh good lord. My mama had an issue with squirrels eating the hair off her palm trees. She would be on the back porch with our high powered BBgun waiting on them. It was like living w Granny Clampet.

Jeff you are super great!!° God bless you.

1:10 “seniors get ahold of some _good stuff!”_ 🤣 *”Get up ya baby! I take four of those and go to the grocery store!* 🤭

We have dueling recliners and our adult kids get the biggest kick out of us. I love getting old and not caring. DAMN! The squirrels, what is up with that!!!! LOL

just found Jeff's channel! I didn't even think he would have a KZread channel until I found him on Mayim Bialik's KZread Channel with Jeff. Wow things you learn. Love Jeff! Always. wondering what the latest shows he has had or movies. Last I knew he had a special that is on Netflix in 2022 and I have seen it (still on my list). I miss the Blue Collar Comedy days! Jeff, Larry and Bill are THE BEST COMEDIANS ever as far as I'm concerned. Hope everything is great with you and your family Jeff! Take care

"son, can you go to the drug store and grab some astro glide? ... I know you can hear me!"

Hello Jeff it's Joe from Atlanta Georgia you brought a lot of joy in my life when a lot of your jokes thank you for making people happy your best friend

@lydialas8756

Жыл бұрын

@Hello Joe how are you doing

4:28 An absolute priceless reaction from the blonde lady.

I’m right there with you with those squirrels.

Hahaha, the lady's face in the background at 4:28 I died laughing.

@tahimi3801

6 жыл бұрын

Vladislav Lavrov I think that's his wife

@carmendawnallan8871

6 жыл бұрын

Priceless 😂

@sheriakers6418

5 жыл бұрын

Vladislav Lavrov f

@NatandGeorge

5 жыл бұрын

good ol' Astroglide!

@70sstreetracergal61

4 жыл бұрын

She knows what it is. LMAO

Thank so Mr. JEFF FOXWORTHY you've been so Good, Thank U Man!

"Don't look now...." ROFL!!!!!!

That is so funny...because I was born 9 months TO THE DAY of my parents wedding, too!

Your kids diapers were just training for your elderly parents

@normal11maybe

4 жыл бұрын

Hey buddy I don't know if you are aware that the government is turning the frogs gay. Since Obama took presidency the oval office has turned into a chicken coop and I know about chicken coops because my mom needs chickens and she lives down your street.

@neko_nightstar1819

4 жыл бұрын

I had to change my grandmother's diapers and I would take a baby any day.

This do is a legend

Love him! ❤

I got to spend a week with my grandparents. Neither of my grandparents could hear me to save my vocal cords. And I got away with so much just because I was a grandkid. Hehehe.

Foxworthy is hilarious

@derekgriffith971

6 жыл бұрын

i love your jokes

Keep having Bdays Jeff.

Jeff is an inspiration. He proves that you don't need to be funny to be a comedian.

2:08 is my grandfather to a "T". He isn't subtle at all because everyone can hear him in public. 😂

Clean poop joke, he pulled it off

Jeff is the Best.

The reaction of that girl the camera cut to as soon as he said Astroglide....,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wish the sound was better but love this guy

I'm lauging so hard😂😂😂👍👍👍

Thank you for this love it

Love You,Jeff

Excellent observations.

At about 4:26 (when he starts his little "product endorsement"), the look on the woman's face is priceless.

Pure comedy

So true 👍, Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii

great to hear some "good clean" jokes !

@jaypritchett6846

4 жыл бұрын

Rhonda Polk Look up the “Dry Bar”, it’s a bunch of comedians that’s don’t use profanity in their skits

4:27 The girl in the back row sure knows about AstroGlide...