Larry's dizzy, Ron is drunk, then there's Bill and Jeff. Love em all, and I wish them nothing but the best.

@user-sm4wc7rc9f

9 ай бұрын

😂😅

@akadventurer7563

2 ай бұрын

You spelled Ditzy wrong; ) 😂

Too bad they don't tour together anymore. They are awesome and very hilarious when they are together like this.

@jefffoxworthy6492

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for being a good fan of mine I really appreciate if you wish to message me on hangout here is my gmail below jefffoxworthy63@gmail.com Please stay safe ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@user-sm4wc7rc9f

9 ай бұрын

agree they are funny all together

@almasasfai105

2 ай бұрын

😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@BarryHope-bj5um

29 күн бұрын

Have you not heard? Bill retired and was sold for spare parts.

What makes Larry's jokes so funny is that he is serious the whole time he's telling the story as if it were just another day in the life for him lol

@davecrupel2817

3 жыл бұрын

"I bet this is the same doctor!

@DiabloSandwich59

Жыл бұрын

I think that's also true of Ron

By saying "nope", Ron was funnier than every other joke told during this segment :D

6:53 "It ain't right but you laughed at it!!" Plus one to you Jeff!

Bills reaction to jeffs mother in law joke just shows how many jokes these guy know

No one laughs harder at a Bill Engvall joke than Bill Engvall.

@NP148

4 жыл бұрын

Too true and all honesty, I think his were the weakest of them all

@Seth_Hezekiah

3 жыл бұрын

That's his charm.

@davecrupel2817

3 жыл бұрын

@@NP148 The way I see it is this. If you can't laugh at yourself, and your own stuff, you have no right to laugh at anyone else.

@Grazza1129

2 жыл бұрын

His solo act was great but yea his jokes with the guys were stale

@johnwymer1215

2 жыл бұрын

I see you all are professionals. Your albums all went double platinum I guess...funny, never heard of any of you idiots...

Ron White: "...did you jump? A little, at first." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Th4t_guy_

3 жыл бұрын

So, I think I get it but would you mind terribly haha

@corbin2461

3 ай бұрын

Ouch

@corbin2461

3 ай бұрын

In return explain bills 8:15am joke about wife? Heart, liver….. Need to know! 🤍

We need more TV like this in today’s world.....

@BoB-th8wm

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck finding the, Preacher, or Republican. That follow, or teach the Values of Men, or Women.

@TMac0925

4 ай бұрын

They can’t find enough gay trans black non binary women that funny.

@corbin2461

3 ай бұрын

@@BoB-th8wmcan u expand or explain. I’m genuinely confused but always earnest

Well over a decade later and they still crack me up!!

"I bet this is the same doctor!!!" That made me laugh more than all those jokes they were telling. XD

@davecrupel2817

3 жыл бұрын

It was so unexpected! 🤣 And such a Larry joke!

This was always my favorite part of their shows, when they are goofing off together and playing off of each other, lol

@jefffoxworthy6492

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for being a good fan of mine I really appreciate if you wish to message me on hangout here is my gmail below jefffoxworthy63@gmail.com Please stay safe ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

My shortest favorite "dad joke." Two men walk into a bar. One guy rubs his forehead and turns to the other guy. "So why don't we ever duck?"

"I'm just kiddin' with ya. She died!" XD It's the long, suspenseful jokes that are the funniest. XD

@PhilTheBrave27

4 жыл бұрын

It ain’t right but you laughed at it. 😂

@richkeeshan9757

3 жыл бұрын

I was on a train the other day and this woman gets on with this UGLY baby. This guy comes in from the bar car fried to the eyes, and he stops by the woman with the baby and he's staring. And he says: "Damn!" The woman says "What're you looking at?" The guy says "I'm looking at that UGLY baby. That's a bad lookin' baby, lady. That's a hell of a kid you got there! I bet you save a lot of money with that baby, you don't need a babysitter, no one's gonna bother that kid" The woman took this as an offense. She tanks the emergency cord, the train stops, and the conductor comes back and asks "What happened?" She said "This man just insulted me! I don't have to ride this railroad and be insulted! The conductor says "Look lady, because of what this man did, we're going to give you a free first class meal in the diner. And maybe we'll find a banana for your monkey!"

@davecrupel2817

3 жыл бұрын

@@richkeeshan9757 Oof! 😂

@douggriggs1499

3 жыл бұрын

GREAT, GREAT PUNCHLINE. My dad used to tell jokes like that. I have inherited his talent. But some people get impatient as hell if the punchline doesn't arrive within 20 seconds. F 'em! LOL

Two hunter friends are hunting and one drops to the floor. The other thinks he may be dead so he quickly calls 911. He asks the operator what to do and he says,"make sure that your friend is actually dead" there is silence and then a gun shot. The man goes " ok now what."😄😆

@rayvess2010

7 жыл бұрын

yeah that a good joke...but I like ( nfl green bay funny ) that is funny

@sudafederall9622

6 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Lehman Yeah I saw that youtube video too lol

@hayes572

6 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Lehman totally paused the video to read your joke. 😂

@illwill9738

6 жыл бұрын

That not right (but it's funny though )

@davidhays6286

6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THAT I LAUGHED SO HARD I THOUGHT I WET MYSELF

Jeff: "Ronnie do you gotta joke?" Ron: "Nope!" lol

@patrickglover7506

4 жыл бұрын

Just let me drink my scotch guys.

@jeraleewood5969

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickglover7506 With my "Scotch Guard" to protect my seat! lol

@patrickglover7506

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeraleewood5969 yes.

@nathansalomon5559

3 жыл бұрын

Love the casual response to Ron “Alright”.

@sherul53

3 жыл бұрын

Works for me.... I love the other 3, but he bugs me

A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Get out, we don't serve your kind in here!" The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. He takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" The rope replied "No, I'm a frayed knot."

It doesn't get any better than these guys! I wish they would have continued on for years!

@joeligocki4371

2 жыл бұрын

,,,8

@joeligocki4371

2 жыл бұрын

788

@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, it did get better than these guys. Sadly, he died august 11, 2014.

@johnterell8642

Жыл бұрын

They still tour, but without Ron, because as much as he loved these guys, he didn't want to tailor his comedy to a family friendly show anymore.

@lindawall6833

9 ай бұрын

@@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 had to Google that... thx...

Ron getting up at 4:44 right when Larry was going to start his joke and Jeff’s reaction was awesome.

6:15 the moment Bill figures out the punchline before the joke is over.

"Alright. I give up. Where's the damn ship?" One of my favorite jokes by Ron White! haha

@nrgentertainment

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the flying lesson one was the best.

@bradleygiesler2167

3 жыл бұрын

That was a john for joke

@billiebob123456

3 жыл бұрын

NO COURT WATCH HIS TATER SALAD BIT

@anonymousbloke1

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't get this one. I know I'm 10 years too late but could anybody explain this one?

@MrCrackedJack

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousbloke1 The ship joke? The parrot knew how the magician did all his jokes and ruined them for the audience. The magician got sick of it and tried to kill the parrot. Ship blew up and left the magician and parrot alone at sea. The parrot, thinking this was all part of the show, gave up and asked where the ship was as if it was all a trick. Not sure how else to explain. Sorry.

It’s amazing how one joke can trigger the memory that leads to 10 more

These guys are great separately, but together they just knock it into outer space.

@brianmckinney9625

6 жыл бұрын

UP Trains 4012

@glenwilliams5342

6 жыл бұрын

UP Trains 4014 0’

@AngelicusImmortus

6 жыл бұрын

UP Trains 4014 not so fond of Larry but love the others

@judydietz9022

6 жыл бұрын

UP Trains 4014 so true :)

@marypump577

4 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed!!!

I think it's funny how Bill always laughs at his own jokes harder than anyone else's jokes.

@JimboWild1982

Жыл бұрын

I'm not a comedian by any means, but I do the same thing. I'm that guy who laughs at his jokes harder than anyone else. But, it's like I always tell people...my comedy is, first and foremost, for me! 😁😁

@robinbumpus727

Жыл бұрын

Yes I agree too. He loves his own jokes. He’s awesome though!

@user-sm4wc7rc9f

9 ай бұрын

agreed!!!!!

@johngeverett

3 ай бұрын

That's because Bill is occasionally amusing.

"It ain't right but you laughed at it." Yes I did. I'm going "OH NO thats evil" between chuckles. LOL

@erinburkey4480

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Love how larry starts spinning on his stool for no reason. :)

@johnleaman9899

2 жыл бұрын

It was not for no reason, he was mimicking going around the world, duh

you know the best part of a bill engvall joke, how hard he laughs at them.

I never get too tired of these guys!

@thetaker252

Ай бұрын

It's impossible to get tired of these guys! They are hilarious! Love them! 😀😄😆😂🤣

LOL, during jeff's joke on the mother-in-law, bill couldn't stop laughing. they obviously have heard these jokes from each other more then one time. and i loved the part when larry goes "I bet its the same doctor!" LOL!!!

"Ronnie you got a joke?" "Nope" Ron is one of the greatest of all time

@BBM716

2 жыл бұрын

That’s one of my favorite parts. It’s kinda funny also because my boss at Amazon Delivery does this. My supervisor will talk during our team meeting and then be like “Greg you got anything?” And he says it the exact same way “Nope..” lmao 🤣 I die laughing every time cuz of Ron lol

@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697

2 жыл бұрын

Er, no. The greatest died on august 11, 2014.

I almost got fired from my job for watching this. I was a senior designer at a time, one coop student sent me this video on the corporate network. It was Friday. He is from one of the islands, huge black guy but young 21 years old. I've never heard of these guys before.. so I plugged in, headset on... play... Oh my goodness. I was screaming of laughter..i couldn't stop. Now my firm had about 40-50 designers, all boring dumb people. You can imagine, Friday at 2 p.m. one senior designer bursts into screaming laughter so hard that the management had to come up to see what's happening...i couldn't stop just laughing. I love these guys

They NEVER fail 2 amuse US!!!! TOO HILARIOUS 🤣😅

An old man Mr Smith goes to the doctor and tells him he can't hear out of his left ear. Doctor say well lets take a look, The doc looks into his ear and say Mr. Smith you have a suppository in your ear. Mr. Smith say's "Oh, Now I know what happened to my hearing aid....

I could watch this forever just to watch Ron's reactions to everything. He was always WASTED by the time they got to this part of the show and you can tell because he almost falls off the stool a couple of times.

I luv their laughs! I laugh so hard at them just being them.. the 4 of them are the best comedy I've ever seen.

The one about the mother in law in the hospital was absolutely the best!!

Bill Engvall is amazing!

Got to hang out with Larry today while he was in Saint Paul,MN. What a great guy, him and his support guys. They could not have been nicer. Thanks Larry!

I'd watch a whole show like this, just the three of them talking telling stories.

A pirate walks in a bar and sits down and he has a steering wheel in his lap. The bartender takes his order and upon bringing him his drink the bartender asks the pirate did you no you have a steering wheel in your lap at which the pirate replies aigh and its driving me nuts.

I am so going to hell for laughing at Jeff's mom in law joke.

@WreStlinGaddict1000

8 жыл бұрын

+IronDawg It ain't right but you laughed at it.

@lawrencegenereux8567

6 жыл бұрын

C. Dawg Knight When you get there, say "Hi!" to my mother in law. She'll be the one in charge.

@eliswhateverifeellikedoing1819

5 жыл бұрын

So am I. But everyone goes to/through hell in this life or the next

"Alright i give up, wheres the damn ship?" lmao

@PATRICKBATEMAN855

3 жыл бұрын

Will Lonzie lol that was one of the best

I gotta admit the preacher told me that lol 😂😂😂 had me on the floor lmao

The quality of a person that can laugh at themselves is a equated to ones ability to make mistakes and not blame others :) :P

I love these guys! They're a riot! I can't stop laughing 😂😂🤣! I'm going share the hell outta this video! Lmaoooo!

Thanks for posting!!!!! Love these guys!!!

Love these guys! Good friends and funny fellows.

I just love these guys thank you so much for making me laugh so hard that I peed my pants

Waiter, there’s a dead cockroach in my soup. Sorry, we’re all out of flies

I saw this one somewhere on a joke site: Two nuns are walking along together in a small forest near the convent. One is known as the Logical Nun, the other as the Athletic Nun. After a while they become aware of a man in a trench coat following them. They take a side path through some bushes, and the man continues after them. The Logical Nun leans over and tells her companion, "You run back to the convent and tell the Mother Superior we're being followed. I'll come along soon." The Athletic Nun asks, "But what about you? What will you do when the man catches up to you?" The Logical Nun replies, "Don't worry about me, just go!" The Athletic Nun hikes up her skirt and starts running. She makes it to the convent and explains the situation to the Mother Superior. Fifteen minutes later the Logical Nun comes walking out of the woods with not a mark on her. The other nuns go up to her and the Athletic Nun asks, "What happened? Is he still following you?" The Logical Nun calmly says, "Here's what happened: I stopped, then he stopped. I hiked up my skirt, he dropped his pants." The Athletic Nun is shocked when she hears this. "You two really did that?!" "No, of course not! He couldn't very well run with his pants around his ankles, now, could he?"

@tiapanda8824

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Quinndan38

6 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Lehman he pulled is pants down and her skirt up like they were going to fuck and u can't run with ur pants at ur ankles

@Monochromicornicopia

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't tell it very well. Hard to understand the punch line

@eliswhateverifeellikedoing1819

5 жыл бұрын

GDI the nun either had a very hairy bush or a dick

@michaelenfinger1709

5 жыл бұрын

Lolw

These guys are awesome... Thank you for your video

Some of the best comedians! They all are hilarious!

I've seen this so many times but i just randomly stumbled on this and clicked on this video and I'm still laughing my ass off

For stage, Ron White's my fave of this group; here he shows why -- timing!

@elizc2

7 жыл бұрын

Ron White is my least fav......don't find him funny at all

@NP148

5 жыл бұрын

I think Ron's funny, just no where near as funny as the other 3. However, I think he had the best jokes

Catching the 8.15 outta here. Hahahahahaa. That's the funniest one.

12 years later and still just as funny. 😂

@FuckFeminists

2 жыл бұрын

These sorts of comments irritate me. Why would time make something less funny?? And just 12 years at that?! Oscar Wilde is still funny and he died in 1900.

@jennifer801

2 жыл бұрын

@@FuckFeministsdepending on the topic that they are speaking about sometimes it doesn’t hold its relevance.

@stormyweather8798

Жыл бұрын

Not Ron. He has disappeared. The booze ruined him. Bill is doing o.k. Larry quit. He was my fav n I hate rednecks. That's funny. I don't care who u are. With him, so true. Jeff must have retired too. Touring is a drag. The 3 are handsome ,not Larry but he is funnier because he is so average joe. Cable guynis sn wct. He has nons.wccent really. I wonder if he has a sister. I doubt it. GooGle.

There's something so sexy about Bill Engvall, whew. Love him.

So I’m at the doctors for my physical and he asks me to step behind the curtain and take my clothes off. “Where should I put them?” I ask. “On the chair next to mine”...

Engvall laughs at his own jokes more than anyone else. 😂😂

You know how I know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia? Had it been anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush...

@davecrupel2817

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha XD

I remember hearing all these jokes first time out back in the early 70s on a British tv show called The Comedians. Irregardless of that though, it's the bond between the guys that gives it it's unique flavour and makes old gags sound new. As the late great Frank Carson used to say, "It's the way I tell them!"

@bruceevans3476

2 жыл бұрын

Good old boys good old jokes. Thanx 👍😆😅😅

A youth got into a lot of trouble, vandalizing and the such. One day, he got married; so he cleaned up his act. Well, some years went by, and the wife ran away with the state trooper. After the divorce, the man decided to live a little; and got himself a 1969 Ford Mustang. He was speeding along the highway, when he saw blue flashing lights. The man sped up some more, before realizing; "Hey, what am I doing? I'm not young anymore." So the man turned his blinker on and pulled over. After he and the state trooper stopped, the trooper got and went up to the man's window. "License, and registration; please." The trooper said. The man handed over his license and registration. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The trooper asked. "Yes, sir; I do. I was speeding." The man answered. "I'll tell you what, I've heard every excuse in the book. So, you tell me a new one I haven't heard before, I'll let you off with a warning." The man thought for a few seconds before saying; "Well, sir; the thing of it is, is that my ex-wife ran away with a state trooper and, well; I thought you were bringing her back." The state trooper handed back the license and registration and said; "Have a nice day."

@SeraphSeph

7 жыл бұрын

jrny20 I don't quite get the end

@jrny20

7 жыл бұрын

The guy hated his wife.

@tenhirankei

5 жыл бұрын

I gotta remember that one next time I'm pulled over by a state trooper.

@mikem4851

5 жыл бұрын

@@tenhirankei Trust me, the state troopers have all heard that joke.

@tenhirankei

5 жыл бұрын

+Mike M That was a joke?

"All right, I give up. Where's the damn ship?"

@raspberryjam3724

5 жыл бұрын

Easily my favourite joke.

@Jane413

4 жыл бұрын

Heard this one years ago and it still cracks me up.

@DaminalTheAminal

4 жыл бұрын

100 years from now that joke will still be funny!!!

Love this stuff!

I love Foxworthy's 24 hour joke.

Nobody laughs harder at Bill Engvall jokes than Bill Engvall.

A rancher and his wife were taking in an agricultural fair, they had been walking a while when they came upon the Livestock displays. They saw a massive bull with a sign posted: This bull mated 500 times last year, sireing 657 head of cattle. The wife turns to the rancher and says "See Henry, we can do it more often. It didn't hurt this bull, it won't hurt you", to which the rancher replied "Don't be so sure, you just ask the farmer if all 500 times were with the same old cow."

@douggriggs1499

3 жыл бұрын

GREAT!!! I have another joke involving a bull, but not as funny as yours. But still funny. A rancher has three bulls, a large bull, a medium-sized bull, and a small bull, who is not much bigger than some of the cows. But he has become disappointed with the size of the offspring. So he contacts his neighbor who has a giant bull, will pay the neighbor to have his giant impregnate a bunch of the first guy's cows. So the giant bull arrives on the ranch property, sees the rancher's 3 bulls looking at him. Goes over to the largest bull, stamps his feet repeatedly and snorts impressively, and the largest bull quickly backs away. "I want no part of him, and I urge you two guys to do what i did!" Giant bull does same to medium bull, who also quickly backs away. Then he goes over to MiniBull. Stomps and snorts, but the little bull gives the same treatment right back to the giant!!! The other two bulls urge him to back down immed!! "He will stomp you into little pieces and eat you for breakfast!! What are you doing!!??" Little bull: "I just want him to know that I AM A BULL!!!"

Jimmy's mom and dad were going out for dinner, so they asked their neighbor if she will watch little Jimmy while they were gone. When they came back later that night. They paid the lady and mom said, "Ok Jimmy, kiss the nice lady goodnight." Then Jimmy said, " What and get hit in the nuts like Dad did!"

@elijahruhland5901

5 жыл бұрын

Damn

@joshuabrooks4907

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO!

The most ironic thing happened while I watched this video! As soon as Bill finished saying "Bring me my red shirt" my Mom comes in my room with my red Angry Birds shirt!

Love these guys.

these guys are funny as hell

@cjensen6125

6 жыл бұрын

Taylor Gates. Good job

These guys are so hilarious 🤣

"Bring me my brown pants" THAT one killed me

This is the best genre of videos on the platform

U guys are just funny keep em coming

the guys are so funny, they make laugh at the same jokes every time.

Ron White is the best comedian in this whole group.

I love these guys !!

Those guys are the absolute best.

At the screaching noise .. I was thinking "So nothing's changed then?"

I got to see them in concert, Larry the cable guy is so funny.

I love these guys

Gosteeeei, continua fazendo mais vídeos!

The look on Engvall's face @ 6:39 is priceless! I thought he was gonna launch like a rocket outta his chair!!

A guy dies and goes to Hell. When he arrives, the devil is waiting for him. Behind the devil are 3 closed doors. The devil says, "there are 3 doors and you must do something behind them" Devil opens the 1st door and in that room, there are people standing on there heads on a concrete floor. Guys says"I don't want to do that" Devil closes door #1 and opens the 2nd door and there are people standing on there heads on a wooden floor. Guys says, "I don't wanna do that either" Devil closes the 2nd door and opens the 3rd door and there are people at a bar drinking beer with shit up to there knees. Guys says, "I guess that's not too bad" so the guy enters the bar and the devil brings him his beer. 1/2hr later, devil opens the door and says, "alright breaks over, back to standing on your heads"

Love the choice of the music at the beginning. Ohhhhhhhh Sweet Child O' Mine

Jeff, Bill, Ron and Larry the cable Guy, I remember you Boys very well. I haven't seen the blue collar comedy tour in years.

No matter how many times you hear these four tells these jokes you still break out laughing your butt off

@elijahruhland5901

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

ron white is the best

@cjensen6125

6 жыл бұрын

julie1039. Thank you

@batboy020876

6 жыл бұрын

julie1039 Ron is the worst. Not funny at all

Absolutely Awesome!!!

"A little at first" Ron White is a genius

I love how in the beginning, Sweet Child O' Mine is played!

Man in crow's nest:"10 enemy warships on the horizon!" Captain to his first mate: "Bring me my brown pants!" Priceless!

I like them best when they all toured together

"I bet this is the same doctor!"..."Y'all wanna sit next to eachother?" HAHAHA!

@nrgentertainment

3 жыл бұрын

😄😆

@jefffoxworthy6492

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for being a good fan of mine I really appreciate if you wish to message me on hangout here is my gmail below jefffoxworthy63@gmail.com Please stay safe ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I just love this show so much i need to put own my yellow pants on lmao

All these guys are a trip.Love to laugh.

Ahh memories blue collar was great

These guys are great. Their individuality is what makes the show so much more entertaining than than just a single comedian. Love all 4

I’m down in this store in Kentucky. Just after you walk through the door, there’s a big sign in that says, “BEWARE OF DOG.” I look down and there’s this big bloodhound that’s just out of it. You couldn’t tell whether he was alive or dead. So I asked the owner of the store, “Does that sign come with that dog?” He said, “Yeah, it does.” I said, “That dog’s not hurting anybody.” He said, “I know it. BEFORE I PUT THAT SIGN UP, PEOPLE KEPT TRIPPING OVER HIM!”

@joycemoss6205

2 жыл бұрын

this hilarious!!!