Meanwhile, Ron White's off in the corner going "Dude, you should've just asked."

@RaspySquares

4 жыл бұрын

right?

@justwinks1553

4 жыл бұрын

Yaaassss

@TwizslurD

4 жыл бұрын

I can hear it in Ron's voice 😂

@patticusmaximus1984

4 жыл бұрын

@@TwizslurD right lol

@michelerichter4

4 жыл бұрын

@@TwizslurD 😂 😂 😂 me too!

Bill is the only comedians I've seen who can still laugh at his own jokes. Most just seem to play off their script, but Bill feels like the kind of guy you'd wind up talking to anywhere.

@brothersandsistersofvalhalla

4 жыл бұрын

Fluffy laughs at his own jokes all the time.

@willyterrazas

4 жыл бұрын

You don’t see a lot of comedians then 💁‍♂️

@rebeccapardue8438

4 жыл бұрын

Red Skelton. The master.😆 Mike Pardue

@jerryhill8281

4 жыл бұрын

Um Bill burr

@leroymichaels2621

4 жыл бұрын

I met him and he’s pretty much the same as on stage. Great guy.

When Bill does his stoner imitation he sounds like the dad turtle from Finding Nemo😂

@ladytmonet3382

Ай бұрын

fax ! 🤣

My favorite story! Pot is legal in Oregon. I was in a pot store, and my Budtender responded "Excellent choice!" to my selection, and I nearly hurt myself because YOU popped up as Peace the Budtender in my head. I had to show him the video to explain my hysterics. I'm 65 😁

"We named our kid Beaver" I laughed so hard!

@jimlongino8420

9 ай бұрын

Not good for a girl.

@Philip-ux4gk

2 ай бұрын

Me too LOL

As Combat Marine it works wonders for the PTSD..... this was hilarious to watch

“Well hello my friend” made me think immediately of the movie Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure! 😂😂😂

@RhodaLevy

2 жыл бұрын

First thing that popped into my head was the turtle from Finding Nemo...lol

@justbrowsing8482

2 жыл бұрын

@@RhodaLevy 😂😂

@gretchenholtcamp5358

2 жыл бұрын

Fast time at Ridgemont High came to my mind

@k9six185

2 жыл бұрын

@@gretchenholtcamp5358 …yup…Jeff Spicoly

@mattboesch8907

5 ай бұрын

It reminded me of Crush meets Ted meets Spicoli

Quite a few years ago, the seniors at the school I worked at convinced Bill to come and give a graduation speech. It was amazing. Very few jokes except when he accidentally referenced sex instead of success. He nearly died from laughing on stage. Great guy

funniest part "June, we named our kid Beaver" ROFL

@toddinthemiddle

2 жыл бұрын

they named their kid theodore, actually. apparently. they regretted it.

That was good " the key to the kingdom".

@graceisamazing5493

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the 100th like on your comment! (and im smokin ganja too, so....Yeah!!)

@sunshineandstarlight

4 жыл бұрын

Weed Strain Name 😍💨💞

@graceisamazing5493

4 жыл бұрын

@@sunshineandstarlight he said comatose

@charlesfitchiii7279

4 жыл бұрын

Shang Ri La lolol

do you guys sell pot here? pot shop employee: heres your sign! -ps love that plane hitting the deer joke...

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. This was absolutely hilarious. Bill's facial expressions were totally on point 😂😂.

@jenniferthill7024

2 жыл бұрын

Tears rolling down... I laughed so hard.

@jenniferthill7024

2 жыл бұрын

Tears rolling down... I laughed so hard.

@gypsyrain369

2 жыл бұрын

i wanna Know what happened After the 2nd hit :)

@PafMedic

2 жыл бұрын

@@gypsyrain369 ,OMG,😂😂I Was Dying The Whole Way Thru That,The Other 1/2 Sleeping And I Have No Idea How,Because I Wasnt Quiet At All..I Dont Know When Ive Laughed So Hard,lol

@judybradford3807

Жыл бұрын

​@@PafMedicplop

Bill has been one of my favorite comedians for two decades. He always gets at least a chuckle but this is over the top even for Bill. Funniest routine I've watched in years.

@johnkolinoff8591

4 жыл бұрын

Yep he's hilarious..

Hearing pot stories from non potheads is hilarious A Year+ Later: The comment section of this is so weird. Also why so many likes? lol

@kentholcombe8193

4 жыл бұрын

It really is

@jayde4672

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao. So inaccurate

@robertcartier5088

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayde4672 Well, he was right about the Pink Floyd... ;-]

@krissysspice4lifem.o.lskin801

4 жыл бұрын

So is hearing old school philosophy cliche's from 20 year old pot heads.. referring to shit they have no idea about. The worst is a hippie with a teflon pan then screams at you for cooking him eggs in his own pan in his kitchen .. why cuz Teflon gives u cancer? Then driving to eat at the vegan place in a Subaru wagon pooring exhaust out it's tail pipe cuz paying the DMV & a mechanic is criminal stuff man.. cuz they don't smoke weed. All true stories of my hippie days.. or shall I say true insanity of my hippie days. Na I love hippies just the hippocricy is ironically hippie like. I can't ignore that kind blinding hippocricy .. cuz irony is funny!

@jimmyjhon133

4 жыл бұрын

Mason Martin Dope Avi, i see you’re a man of culture🧟‍♂️ Zombie gang!

Bill Engvall is so stinkin funny. I laughed till I cried. Thanks!

Love Bill Engvall ever since I first heard him 15-16 years ago. Here’s your sign 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@thomaslorien3276

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Monique , How are you doing?

@jimlongino8420

9 ай бұрын

Yep. I didn't lock my keys in the car, just hangin' it up to dry.

Always a good laugh with you Bill. You're never vulgar, and don't use locker room humor to make the joke. Far and few between these days.

@virginiataylor5593

4 жыл бұрын

few and far between

@jayde4672

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Willow true

@hankdatank09

3 жыл бұрын

I love this guy. The fact that he can be this funny without resorting to vulgar language is a skill in itself.

@marywollenhaupt2502

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Bill.

@gaylahatfield7841

Жыл бұрын

I agree

When I was in high school my neighbor’s wife had stage 3 breast cancer. I used to bring her stash and edibles to help her out after her chemo and radiation. And a little extra for her hubby to enjoy with her. They told me it helped better than all the other crap the drs gave her to deal with the cancer. They got through it and they both lived into their eighties. Weed is God’s gift to mankind. When I had stage three breast cancer in my mid forties it helped me too. Better than all the drugs they gave me. Ten years later and I’m still better than ever. All thank and praise the mighty ganja!

4 жыл бұрын

It cured my drinking problem.I would have died a long time ago.

@wlkbeastmode-issiap.346

4 жыл бұрын

Tara Citti truth!!

@wlkbeastmode-issiap.346

4 жыл бұрын

Glen Hesketh i mix..helps me to drink alot alot less!!

@wutang9068

4 жыл бұрын

Just made me lazy, unemployed and want to sit on the couch and play video games all day. I mean I'm glad it's world class healing medicine for everyone else....

@robertphillips9526

4 жыл бұрын

It’s helps people but some people abuse it and live off the government

This man is a comical genius! I just LOVE Bill Engvall!

One of the few people who can make a joke like this work. Legend.

That “High” Ward Cleaver bit was funny! “Hey June! We named our son... BEAVER!!” 😂

@allenhuckleberry9031

4 жыл бұрын

Had to lite one

@TheJenn75

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂🤣😂🤣

@toddinthemiddle

2 жыл бұрын

try theodore.

I got to work on the gas service to his house, missed meeting him by about 10 minutes, was not pleased. He's been my lifelong favorite comedian

Ngl "the Ben & Jerry's of pot" sounds like a fantastic place to be.

@kimcastillo7146

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO DUDE!!🤣🤣🤣

@SirBlackReeds

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it would smell like ass.

@mikeschmidt4800

2 жыл бұрын

@@SirBlackReeds due to the employees.

I Love the way he cracks himself up just thinking about what he's about to say.

@markclifford1857

Жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 Judy. How are you doing ? Hope are you fine. I'm Mark Clifford and am from Denver Colorado, where are you from. You seem like a real country girl

You mean the sea turtle from finding Nemo, was in that weed store ????

@dawndunn122

4 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍👍😉😂😂

@classicrocklover5615

4 жыл бұрын

I think his name was Crush

@sexitaliana629

4 жыл бұрын

Crush is awesome!!! Lol

@geekymetalhead5112

4 жыл бұрын

Now that I'd love to see

@soylentteal

4 жыл бұрын

"How'ya think I lived a hundred fifty years, duude?"

"Heeeeere's your card!"

@sunshineandstarlight

4 жыл бұрын

Ha. Nice. 💨💞👌

@RowdyGrunt

4 жыл бұрын

LOL!! Well played!!

@dylansadventures5213

4 жыл бұрын

Hey rage!

@SirBoDen

4 жыл бұрын

‘over the intercom’ Paging Dr. Foxworthy

@NONAME-vl5dn

4 жыл бұрын

That's such an underrated comment 😂😂

I now have a tummy ache from laughing so darn hard. This man is so funny. Thanks Bill for all the smiles you gave me over the years. Wonderful talented. 😁😎✌

@avantartrst4038

3 жыл бұрын

Hello this is DAVE JOHNSON powerball winner, Congratulations you have been randomly picked among those I will be giving $30,000 are you ready to get your winnings congratulations in advance ?

@chadjohnson3978

Жыл бұрын

Hello

"Dude it's not illegal to buy papers." "Was it that bad?" "JE-SUS!"

@calisongbird

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best part 😂😂😂

@natesmith5493

3 жыл бұрын

I tried buying papers on my 20th birthday at a gas station with a chewed-up ID and they wouldn't sell them to me

@khronicganjaofoz5070

2 жыл бұрын

@@natesmith5493 where tf u at where they askin for ID to buy paperz?😂

@natesmith5493

2 жыл бұрын

@@khronicganjaofoz5070 wisconsin

I love that he is so funny that even he laughs at his own jokes. 6:05

One of the cleanest comics and still hilarious.

"I don't remember having this many voices in my head!" You'll get used to it. 🤣

@michaelflury4434

2 жыл бұрын

Yep that's true..I got 27 or more since 5th grade.

I was lucky enough to meet bill while doing my job. I will say he was a good dude. Meet his wife in passing, she seemed very nice. He was respectful and genuine when we spoke about the reason I was there and what needed testing. He was interested and spoke freely. My father really enjoyed watching him as did I. After work talk as I started to work, I asked him a couple direct questions. He was just like talking to anyone. I enjoyed the back and forth, maybe two minutes. It was great. Truly a good man. And I loved his baseball memorabilia. We didn’t speak of baseball but if I go back again I’ll bring that up.

Bill when I was a kid I saw your bit about quiting smoking. Made me laugh . Untill as a young man I quit smoking . Now because I can't sleep at night I started smoking pot. This is the most accurate portrayal of buying marijuana that I've ever seen. Thank you sir thank you for the laugh

Always best to have a tour guide on your first trip to the kingdom.

@dawndunn122

4 жыл бұрын

👍😉😎😎

@sunshineandstarlight

4 жыл бұрын

Ha. Nice. 😆💯💨

@EclecticWizard6

4 жыл бұрын

Well said!

@gregorydavis4742

4 жыл бұрын

I am taking a trip to Denver in a few weeks with my cousin.

@jeffjames4064

4 жыл бұрын

@Gregory. Happy trails to you😉

I could listen to this a dozen times. It is just so damn funny

@luv2cook.

2 жыл бұрын

Repeat offender here..

Fond memories of “ Unmedical marijuana!” Back then it was , Jamaican, Mexican, Acapulco Gold,Panama Red, Maui Wowie. Early 70s. It sounded like Peace had been experimenting with the different products! Good one Bill!

@RedStrikerBeetleborg

4 ай бұрын

What about a Thai stick

Dude, don’t ever smoke with Willie, you’re way too green. Hahahahaha.

@RussellStClair-cy1vu

4 жыл бұрын

I'll take that bong load for him . He can catch a contract high ease him along !

@mikehammer8737

4 жыл бұрын

That's a contradiction in terms. LOL.

@jeffjames4064

4 жыл бұрын

Compared to willie, most stoners are too green.😁

@dawndunn122

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah reminds me of that song! By Toby Keith lol

@1isgrl88

4 жыл бұрын

@@dawndunn122 I love that song 🤓

If the first thing he said to his wife was "Where's my Pink Floyd album? I need to hear 'Hey You', right NOW!'" That was NOT his first time!!!

Bill is always so freak'n funny. Loved this.

So refreshing to hear comedy without cussing and vulgarity. I love you!

The funniest part was when he said the doctor told him "Bill, I don't like writing prescriptions for pills." Said no doctor EVER.

@StudioMod

4 жыл бұрын

in california they do

@aceinhd3720

4 жыл бұрын

ya they cut down on the presciptions for stuff in cali too many lawsuits

@boriscat1999

4 жыл бұрын

My California doctor told me to lose weight and that I wasn't going to get any blood pressure medication because of the side effects.

@aceinhd3720

4 жыл бұрын

@@boriscat1999 i see that but working out just increases your blood pressure lol kinda hard to lose weight when working out can cause you to stroke out or have a heart attack

@celestialscripture

4 жыл бұрын

*unless you live in California apparently.

The Ben & Jerry's of Pot. Good one Bill! Lol

@avantartrst4038

3 жыл бұрын

Hello this is DAVE JOHNSON powerball winner, Congratulations you have been randomly picked among those I will be giving $30,000 are you ready to get your winnings congratulations in advance ?

I'd love to meet this "Peace" guy. He seems like an interesting character.

@jakeseber3909

4 жыл бұрын

Einezweioctopi right lol he sounds like a nice guy

@gammasmash1924

4 жыл бұрын

He owes me money.

@DarthTwilight

4 жыл бұрын

@@gammasmash1924 We should shake him down for his lunch money.

@ItsBlurrs

4 жыл бұрын

if only he existed lol

@cosmicathesongstress7466

3 жыл бұрын

Same!! That's what I said!

Bill honey, enjoy your retirement, man. Thanks for a lifetime of laughter. These videos will keep us in stitches so you just go on and have the best times you can have with the family and friends who've had to live without you for so much of your career. It's okay. We'll be fine. Oh ! And HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

So true, though. I'm a few years older and my doctor didn't want me on sleeping pills and suggested I might want to try it. The whole experience of getting the papers, not sure if I should tell my wife ... I died laughing! Bill, you are the best!

@Femmefatale32000

4 жыл бұрын

You don't have to smoke it - just put a teaspoonful in 200 ml hot water- let it brew for 10 mins, strain and drink it.

@T3hub3r1337

4 жыл бұрын

That only works if you decarboxylate the bud first, and that takes proper hours not minutes. What you're suggesting is just a literal waste of medicine. Heres what to do, grind 1/2-1oz of bud as fine as possible, spread evenly onto a baking tray and keep in oven for ~1 hour at 240 degrees F. Remove and let cool. Fill a pot with 2-3'' of water and bring up to just under a boil, add 3-4 sticks of nonsalted butter(the higher the fat content the better!) let this melt down and add in your ground herb, low simmer for ~3 hours (you want the product to be rolling with some bubbles, but not a boil) stir 5-6 times across the 3 hours, pour out blended mix into a fine mesh strainer or cheesecloth and strain out the plant matter, throw your water/butter mix in the fridge to harden, your cannabutter will rest and solidify ontop of the waste water. you can either lay it out to dry a touch more, remelt and repour, or just serve directly. Ive used this for everything from brownies to gravy to waffles. Just dont do what i did and forget to count your intake. I had an 18 hour high. I went to bed and woke up still stoned. (And im a heavy consumer of concentrates and flower, neither really touch me anymore.) Even had open and closed eye hallucinations. Don't underestimate edibles.

@Femmefatale32000

4 жыл бұрын

I was writing about the leaves not the buds - but thanks for providing your recipe - as not everyone wants to smoke!! 😊

@isaaccutlip5815

4 жыл бұрын

@@Femmefatale32000 🤦

@T3hub3r1337

4 жыл бұрын

Educating is what i do. Shame i cant make a decent job out of doing it.

"Welcome to Shangri-La"...😂😂😂

The dispensary bit was gold

It's always so funny to see things from the other side. Seeing this experience from a non-pot smoker is great. Bill, always puts things in perspective. Lol

Without Bill sears wouldn't have a comedy section... -Greg Giraldo

@levicrosswhite9848

4 жыл бұрын

bobby mariani R.I.P

@justincalhoun879

4 жыл бұрын

Dude was my favorite. RIP

@geog5523

4 жыл бұрын

bobby mariani RIP to the goat

@mikecorleone6797

4 жыл бұрын

Sears still exists?

@stevenp25100

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikecorleone6797 it did in bill's prime

He's right. A Leave It To Beaver episode where the boys replaced the pipe tobacco with pot would be hilarious. Maybe SNL could do a sketch...

@seanm7539

Жыл бұрын

Snl is dead man

When he finally gets to the smoking part. OMG .... that was me and sh!t I could not stop laughing for like 30 / 40 minutes.

The best part of weed legalization is that guys like Peace can have a real job.

@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy

2 жыл бұрын

I read that... Now, guys named Peace can finally have a real job... 🙃

I have so much fun watching Bill. I always spend the time laughing.

“The key to the kingdom” 😂

@jayde4672

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Swizzy lmao yes

Love how paranoid he is just from walking it to the car I can only imagine how paranoid was after he smoked 0_0

This is hilarious 🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!

You need a grinder, and a zig zag roller Bill. 🤣

@rooster6271

4 жыл бұрын

Or fingers and an empty pop can if your desperate

@gamingwithdurly

4 жыл бұрын

@@rooster6271 he did alright with granddaddy's pipe though 😆

@jamesnelson7731

4 жыл бұрын

@@gamingwithdurly --- Yeah, as a first timer, best not to over do it.

@jaceacekalgoorlie

4 жыл бұрын

Weed smoker's went several thousand years without needing a grinder.

@Miatacrosser

4 жыл бұрын

Grinders kill. Clean your stash by hand, it's easier to get rid of the stems. They're poison.

Pretty sure there are "how to roll a joint" tutorial on KZread. Lol. This was great!

@darkiee69

4 жыл бұрын

You can find anything on youtube. But he's from an older generation that haven't learned that.

@lininomartino

4 жыл бұрын

My thought exactly. And I'm 67 and watch u-tube daily.

@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy

4 жыл бұрын

Michele Harbaugh He should just call the kids/grandkids. lol 😝

@TreyGoose

4 жыл бұрын

I remember my first time tryna roll a blunt😂I was at school in the bathroom stall. I didnt know what i was doing🙈🙈🙈but I became really good at it after that day

@T3hub3r1337

4 жыл бұрын

If you learned in a day you're a natural. I destroyed maybe 30 blunts before i figured it out.

He is the best ever, no one can out do him, laughing every time I listen to him!!

I love that there are plenty of older folks out there changing their minds about weed and enjoying it. It can be a great time when used properly :)

@dave3417

2 жыл бұрын

Ya no kidding took my dad almost his hole life to realize that weed was so helpful and not as bad as he really thought it was like the other deadly drugs out there now though they are using LSD to help with depression came across that a few years ago amazing the drugs we see today are abbsoulty scary to what we had over 30 years ago tc stay safe

@kath5201

2 жыл бұрын

Im 65. And Ive never felt better on my 'bad knee' days in years! Im learning about different types, and found the Indicas to be best. Plus been a Stoner since 1973. You have no idea how happy we are, that the Mexican Ditch Weed Days are over!

@Fox_th3rian

2 жыл бұрын

You've got to remember that the majority of us "older folks out there" were teenagers in the 60s and 70s, when pot was THE thing to do.

@marshamariner7897

Жыл бұрын

@@kath5201 let's pray it stays this way or gets better....w the way the SCOTUS is getting rid of laws and such ....stock up...u never know ab tomorrow w the government 😠😠😠😠

@maryblackburn4929

Жыл бұрын

There are plenty of old people who have already tried it and still enjoy it too.

This is a good set, wow, haven't laughed at bills jokes in years.

This is extra funny to me being from Oregon, we have folks downtown smoking joints outside the library and no one bats an eye

@dawndunn122

4 жыл бұрын

Humboldt county 😂

@georgewilliamsiii4677

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I could smoke at the library. Love reading and smokin lol

@hazmat1978

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, homeless junkies are shooting up in the restroom....

I am SO grateful I got to see him on his farewell tour and I cannot WAIT to meet him in Heaven someday so I can thank him for being such an amazing person, such an amazing inspiration for my own comedy, and such an amazing comedian to the point where is is among my top 5 for all time!

Literally smoking bubba kush at the moment

@grandpastoner7527

4 жыл бұрын

I hope it's Pre-98 strain. That's the good Bubba

@JoeSmith-dh1rz

4 жыл бұрын

I'm on the ben and Jerry's of pot lol

@wetimusprime3066

4 жыл бұрын

@@grandpastoner7527 that's a rare strain tho

@melissawalker3874

4 жыл бұрын

I'm enjoying Chernobyl

@SamsarasArt

3 жыл бұрын

Sour Diesel for me at this moment

😂😂😂.. I was wondering where he was now .. I hope Jeff Foxworthy makes his come back soon.. This two were awesome back in the 80s and 90s.. Would love to see more of them now.. With more life experience comedy...

@karenaltman6854

3 жыл бұрын

@Tracey Wu they say don t knock it till you tried but I might like it and then I would have to put that on my list to give it up gotta go time to stretch those muscles

My doctor told me half his patients are medical marijuana cardholders, I signed up. Michigan has great weed.

@bruceabean1

Жыл бұрын

Amen

I haven't laughed so hard! This man's got it all!!

My god I haven't laughed so hard in ages! XD Thank you Bill for trying pot and making my day! XD

We named our kid beaver😂. Where's my pink Floyd album?😂😂

@eligebrown8998

4 жыл бұрын

Daing! You beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣

@WalkaCrookedLine

4 жыл бұрын

Especially funny when you realize "Hey You" isn't a Pink Floyd song.

@chucktshoes

4 жыл бұрын

WalkaCrookedLine What are you on about? ‘Hey you’ is from The Wall.

@WalkaCrookedLine

4 жыл бұрын

@@chucktshoes :turns green with mortification: Right you are and man am I embarrassed. I've listened to that song at least a hundred times as part of the album and never realized it was its own song and actually called "Hey You". I had the idiot impression this was a reference to the Beatle's "Hey Jude". I'll be turning in my diamond studded lighter and crawling under a rock by the end of the day. I'm just kinda busy now and I don't mean using up those last two bowlfuls, I swear.

@sunshineandstarlight

4 жыл бұрын

Honest. I 💀😅💞

“Ohhhhh... the key to the kingdom”

"June.. We named our kid Beaver.." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

I remember my mom smoking a joint for the first time. 🤣 Great times.

I love it when bill says "oh my god".

@gbear1005

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my GOD fixed that for ya

"I look like Ward Cleaver trying to get high" 😂🤣😂🤣

First time to listen to Bill's routine. Assuming he writes his own material, I think he should be a writer for sitcoms and movies. His observations and his quirky vignettes would easily translate to television and movies.

@coryames1170

Жыл бұрын

He actually starred in his own sitcom in the early 2000s. Jennifer Lawrence played his daughter.

As a pothead listening to this made me laugh too hard lol

@davecrupel2817

2 жыл бұрын

wuzzup with YOU MY brother?!😂

@LscnrRaz0r

Жыл бұрын

Same dude

@bonniecozens1373

Жыл бұрын

Amen to that 😱

Absolutley hilarious. Want to see more of this show!

@avantartrst4038

3 жыл бұрын

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The first time I saw Bill was when he appeared on "Comic Strip Live" (late 80's I think). He did the now classic, "Here's Your Sign" bit, and my family and I were rolling on the floor laughing. This routine has that one beaten by a mile! This had tears rolling down my cheeks.

@avantartrst4038

3 жыл бұрын

Hello this is DAVE JOHNSON powerball winner, Congratulations you have been randomly picked among those I will be giving $30,000 are you ready to get your winnings congratulations in advance ?

Ben and Jerry's of Pot sounds awesome, absolutely love this skit😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is one of the funniest comedy stand-ups in history.

@avantartrst4038

3 жыл бұрын

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@oliverjackson6992

2 жыл бұрын

It's funny but HISTORY? Idk about that....

You can see the evolution of his comedic perspective after using marijuana. I honestly want to see his new material now.

I'm 60 and just had a wonderful pool float the other night while high. Love my new Turtle floaty. haha

@cipher88101

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@happy_mask_salesman

4 жыл бұрын

Dope.

@MorrisonScotch

4 жыл бұрын

You shit in your pool?

@jasonsmith5254

3 жыл бұрын

👌

@luv2cook.

3 жыл бұрын

Me 2! 61 here and had a drink floaty as well.....

bill engvall is so hilarious 😂

I've been a consumer of marijuana for a long, long time and I still feel that same way when I go to a dispensary. lol

Damn, why isn't there a number 2, talking about his first buzz and the munchies kickin in. Oh well one can still hope. Subscribed

Been a long time fan since blue collar tv. Now a bigger fan since you’ve been doing work with my favorite wildlife rehabilitation center with Debbie. You are AMAZING!!!! I am on cbd oil for arthritis and a host of other crap. Thank you for bringing laughter to our household!!!

@tommywillow5423

4 жыл бұрын

Howlersmum2 .

This skit never gets old! Lmbo

I have watched this clip several times and I laugh just as hard each time that I do cuz I can SO RELATE!!

That ward cleaver joke got me good.

“The key to the kingdom” 🤣

It is hard for our generation to get used to legal pot.

@teresahall825

2 ай бұрын

So true,lol

@charlesbohn840

Ай бұрын

Definitely

@kathynorris2203

Ай бұрын

I agree

It's a good thing that my son wasn't named Beaver and if he was given that name, I'll be laughing a lot like Bill Engvall and high as hell in the process. Bill, stay classy, brother.

How did I not know Bill had a YT channel?! Also, when did Keanu Reeves start a PT job at a dispensary?

@leonacoburn5852

4 жыл бұрын

That's who I pictured too!

@BillEngvallComedy

4 жыл бұрын

It's newer, and we're going to try and get as much content up as possible!!

@CoastalConservancy

4 жыл бұрын

You're still a great guy and comedian, keep it up dooooood. Haha even when I was younger watching your comedy, glad to see you still doing it.

@maryshoemaker1334

4 жыл бұрын

@@BillEngvallComedy I laughed so hard watching you tell this story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I bout peed my pants ❤😯❤ I love you dude one of the funniest men on KZread 🤣🥰🤣

Hands down one of the funniest Comedians ever.

@scout805

4 жыл бұрын

Meh

@nikolaicarpathia8171

4 жыл бұрын

D.S.D.C bill burr. Loius ck. Dave chappelle

@kellyfoster7054

4 жыл бұрын

Engvil is a big goober just like Larry the Cable guy

@nickmurray1684

4 жыл бұрын

Kelly Foster but he’s a goofy goober 😂😂😂

@kellyfoster7054

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickmurray1684 can't argue that

Thank you Bill. I keep sending this to all my cancer buddies.

@thomaslorien3276

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Lizzi , How are you doing?

“Comfortably numb” is more like it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

Lmfao I don't remember having this many voices in my head lol priceless. Truly a talented artist thank you. God bless XoJaynaoX

@markclifford1857

Жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 Jayna. How are you doing ? Hope are you fine. I'm Mark Clifford and am from Denver Colorado, where are you from. You seem like a real country girl

“Here”. The most spoken word amongst ‘tokers......

I love the lighthearted boomer energy he gives off, its great

I absolutely adore Bill he was always my favorite 💕

@thomaslorien3276

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Lisa , How are you doing?