When I was a teenager, like most teenagers, I tormented my dad with my loud rock music from my room. As an adult, I lost my job & had to temporarily move back to my parents. My dad was retired. He still get up early, go to church, come home, & start blaring classical music while I was still in bed. The roles were reversed! :)
@dresdondill3908
Ай бұрын
😂
@brennieb6413 жыл бұрын
I was fortunate enough to see Jeff in one of his earliest performances as a new comic at a place in Atlanta called The Punchline. He was hysterical then and he's only gotten better in the years since then.
@mattkovacs2732
2 жыл бұрын
I saw him back in '96...i was crying laughing so hard!
@saragrant9749
Жыл бұрын
He’s a legend. I saw him during the “them idiots wirld tour” with Bill and Larry and my sides ached for a week!
@lazysob23282 жыл бұрын
Not only the absence of sophistication, but a complete disinterest in it!
@Rob_17764 жыл бұрын
Jeff Foxworthy is absolutely funny! How does anyone not think so?
@johndardi1334
Жыл бұрын
Well no disrespect but I never did and I’m from southern West Virginia so if anyone knows what a redneck is I do lol. I liked him because he did clean comedy and that’s not easy. I don’t know what it is or why but I never thought he was funny. Maybe I’m too dumb or something lol. Anyway, God bless him.
@ChestinysDialed
6 ай бұрын
@@johndardi1334he only cleaned it up for the general public. His first albums were so dirty my grandma wouldn't let my dad play them in the car because of me. Btw I'm from VA. Howdy cousin!
@johndardi1334
6 ай бұрын
@@ChestinysDialed Gosh I didn’t know that!! 👍 Thanks my VA brother
@susanwest8239 Жыл бұрын
Jeff I love you now and forever. Prayers your way.
@standupcomedycenter203212 жыл бұрын
Still funny after so many years.
@StephenNu94 жыл бұрын
Jeff is one of the great comedians.
@angiebethea21794 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laughter!!
@maryellenshock10 ай бұрын
I heard the one about Captain crunch on the radio, I was laughing so hard, my cat looked at me like I had lost my mind!!
@Moviefan2k413 жыл бұрын
I'd never heard the joke about the Discovery Channel before. Major props to Jeff for that. :)
@aidena6te13 жыл бұрын
I have heard this story soo many times !!! And he tells it the same way over and over again ... and still it is funny :D
@BondageBreakersIntl12 жыл бұрын
I love this guys comedy
@legovillains69477 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian.
@broncojedi36768 жыл бұрын
I love jeff foxworthy the way he talks about his family is just like mine hell we. might be related.😊
@nmelkhunter13 жыл бұрын
When you need good laugh he delivers!
@joshuabrooks49074 жыл бұрын
Four words..... BEST-SELLING COMEDIAN EVER!!!.
@raddianneify
4 жыл бұрын
if you hyphenate it, it is one word. so... three words lol
@crownflix89527 жыл бұрын
LOVE clean comedy
@accountemail9712
3 жыл бұрын
True creativity avoids fillers
@janetroecker13 жыл бұрын
YOU ROCK DUDE!
@silverflare3313 жыл бұрын
Hey! I have the absence of sophistication, and I'm proud of it!
@erikbostrom.9318
3 жыл бұрын
'Sophisticated'; pretentious
@phlushphish793
3 жыл бұрын
Gloriously!
@act4666
2 жыл бұрын
So glad Jeff helps us embrace who we are and to laugh at our world.
@aldonapolitano5979 Жыл бұрын
Jeff Foxworthy is proof that you don't have to be vulgar or horribly offensive to be funny.
@auroramariealmeara86223 жыл бұрын
Jeff's the greatest.
@367426508853 ай бұрын
Jeff could have written a whole “ You might be a redneck” album based on my buddy’s farmhouse alone…. “If you rebuild your outboard motor on your kitchen table… you might be…
@RealTime8813 жыл бұрын
@UmmeLaiIa Holla!!! Love Jeff and his comedy. You can relate to it EVEN if you do not live in the South. He reminds me of Cosby and Rodney Dangerfield.
@CyanideSublime11 жыл бұрын
"Hey, you didn't bring your truck Witja-Didja?"
@H2oRico12 жыл бұрын
all i can say is this giy is a real master of his thing its clean comedy anyone can watch not to say his is well like a legend to me any way i would let my kids watch him i cant say that about all comedy people lol and dam hes funny
@kenowens90215 жыл бұрын
If you take your family on a road trip, and you bring along your outhouse, you must be.....
@Monstertrkcrzy10 жыл бұрын
"Like other predators of the plains, the jackal subdues his prey by cramping its neck and slowly squeezing the life out of its body" - ROTFL :D
@MissWWE20
9 жыл бұрын
my dad's like that. lol
@suzettesanborn56595 жыл бұрын
Love the in-law jokes!!! My in-laws were exactly the same Lol!!! Only difference is instead of Discovery Channel my father in law would sit about a foot away from the t. V. and this was the same room we're sleeping in. Ok at first you think wow that's nice he's right next to the TV so it will be quite. Next thing you know you're jumping out of bed because he's got the News on about as loud as it could possibly be!!! What makes it even funnier was seeing him, with TV full blast, he's cupping his ears so he can hear better.
@JW...-oj5iw
5 жыл бұрын
Suzette Sanborn ... Maybe you thought it would be quite quiet.
@saragrant97492 ай бұрын
“You getting a boob job would be like hanging a new chandelier in a haunted house” omg 😂😂😂
@eledhwenmare24033 жыл бұрын
Dude I know it’s late but “dawg house”. Love you all to pieces.
@denisehedden134 жыл бұрын
🙃Hilarious Man he kills me🙃👍
@kennethdeanmiller7324 Жыл бұрын
I had a boss man one time, & his wife had made out everybody's paychecks, including his. And when she handed him his paycheck he made this really loud comment, "Alright, a check like this, I might have to go out & get me some strange!" AND without missing a beat his wife busted on him in front of ALL HIS WORKERS... "Well, if you had about 2 more inches you could get some strange right here!!!" The whole room roared with laughter!
@conniewheeler9625 жыл бұрын
So funny!
@ARISTOCAT907155 жыл бұрын
I guess I know now where my financial situation stands .
@likes2aplay14 жыл бұрын
very funny thank ya
@TankGun9013 жыл бұрын
ROFLS, love it.
@AcidFlorist11 жыл бұрын
Didn't know this guy existed until I looked his name up when he was mentioned in Homestuck. God damn I'm glad I did :D
@gizzer7813 жыл бұрын
Super funny!!!
@redmangoldjeep13 жыл бұрын
I go to school with his daughter!
@razielkain2304
3 жыл бұрын
Is she cute?
@dakotadoubet5832
3 жыл бұрын
@@razielkain2304 very important question right there buddy
@stephenbruce40527 жыл бұрын
Cheers LOL
@brianjohnson83367 ай бұрын
Jeff foxworthy is funnny.
@SkittlesNTwix13 жыл бұрын
4 people have an abscense of sophistication
@gmissa112 жыл бұрын
Im proud to say im a female figure skater with a glorious absence of sophistication hell I live with a town of preps and I was gonna go to prom in a tux and run down converse
@thumper642511 ай бұрын
💜💜💜💜
@DavidDoesntLikeDogs11 жыл бұрын
Ha, I work with the hombres. This is really how they are and when asked about it, they say that's what they were taught but okay.
@stephaniehand503 Жыл бұрын
great
@MissWWE2013 жыл бұрын
@ScotishHawaii yes he's the host.
@penelope8557 Жыл бұрын
"I am NOT making this up." Translation: "I'm making this up."
@Moviefan2k411 жыл бұрын
It still works, though.
@legovillains69477 жыл бұрын
These jokes are reruns of his other performances!
@Beezlie727
4 жыл бұрын
Different city, though!
@dawgsfan1196
4 жыл бұрын
That's how most comedians are though
@rgderen88
Жыл бұрын
You build a routine, you develop the timing, and then go on the road and show it off.
@Ultimatelylate11 жыл бұрын
If your mother still drives you to school your no gangster so pull your pants up
@the1ne6ix9ine
5 жыл бұрын
facts
@stevecobb76
4 жыл бұрын
Your not a gangster. Your a bitch. Now stfu and pull up your pants!
@doowoppingchainsawer11 жыл бұрын
pretty quick set
@harpoon_bakery1624 жыл бұрын
what year was this taped and also, what exact date was this aired?
@subzeroscorpion878713 жыл бұрын
@ScotishHawaii Yes he is
@kngsunny12 жыл бұрын
mail thing hella funny..
@lsnows11 жыл бұрын
Il est un comedien en TABARNAK!!!
@DebbieMarthey-jn2kh18 күн бұрын
😂🤣😅
@dianacallen6627 Жыл бұрын
You all know how, why Rednecks word exists? Where in FACT came from? Well, now Working so very hard, on the range, in the fields, taking care of the township starting 200 years ago, the neck became red from hard work, in the sun, plowing, doing labor in various weather. Also why wore bandannas and ties around the neck to protect from harsh weather. A title of HONOR. Hard work, Country, Family, Bible and Defense. Fact. Plain and simple. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@kennethdeanmiller7324 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, visiting my father, he would have the television turned all the way up. And my stepmom, Janice, his wife, would give him hell about it. "Damn it, Joe, that thing is so loud the neighbors can probably hear it! You paid a lot of money for those hearing aids, how come your not using them?" He replies "Yeah, they were expensive as hell, that's why I'm trying not to use them so much. So they don't wear out too quick!" Hey, how can you argue with THAT kind of logic?
@paulcunningham28592 жыл бұрын
Funny
@heathers27064 жыл бұрын
Hey you didn't bring your Kirby upright witcha didja?
@RickJaeger11 жыл бұрын
Nuh, uh. Mexicans built my house. But your points should be taken.
@mrhahafunnylolol13 жыл бұрын
@dkc4475 he's not canadian?
@PartyTimeNow111 жыл бұрын
Funny Stuff
@rohitrez12 жыл бұрын
@mike3421100 lol, best call. rip gg
@Windy_gaming11 жыл бұрын
Top comment after a year, on a video that has 387k views. I commend you sir.
@rgderen88
Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@jerkaholic92513 жыл бұрын
@dkc4475 hes not canadian.. lol
@SuperPivotMaster200013 жыл бұрын
@RealTime88 ORLYNAO?
@redreaper-xe6so11 жыл бұрын
Not to mention not everyone wants a comfy office job. Some people would find it boring, some people just aren't suited for it, some people would take the opportunity. Takes all kinds.
@SuperPivotMaster200013 жыл бұрын
@RealTime88 Wow you spelled Hola wrong......
@redreaper-xe6so11 жыл бұрын
lol thanks i didn't know i was top comment.
@RealTime8813 жыл бұрын
@SuperPivotMaster2000 That wasn't for you.
@jenniferdelay96694 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know whats on that UHAUL truck hummmmm
@bryancmcdonald39783 жыл бұрын
Just thought ; hay ! ; Ma ! ; let's run out & ( fire up all ) the tractors & trucks in the field. Why ? ; - is that son ? I Mom , it , is toad floating rain & & we CAN FIND all the tire - air leaks ! ! 😎
@kennyrayjones72173 жыл бұрын
I am the hundredth person to comment. IM NUMBER 100!!!!
@wayneslattery702810 ай бұрын
🙃
@mrhahafunnylolol13 жыл бұрын
@dkc4475 he was born in georgia...i'm canadian. i kno he's not check his bio
@ethanpheifer10772 жыл бұрын
I am the 100th comment
@mikeywhitmore97805 жыл бұрын
Yyy
@tenhirankei8 жыл бұрын
The Discovery channel? Be glad it's not the Playboy channel.
@Diaxexus12 жыл бұрын
Gamegrumps...
@benallen20083 жыл бұрын
Male!😂😂😂😂
@Zwei481511 жыл бұрын
Comedy for 50s-something people who listen to pop country because they think there's nothing else to listen to on the radio.
@rgderen88
Жыл бұрын
1) Foxworthy is universal 2) In some parts of the country, the only other option is gospel radio. I've driven past them.
@debbieblackburn5382 Жыл бұрын
I r o ne
@johnwheater37184 жыл бұрын
I hate. Getting old
@rachelrichards57205 жыл бұрын
Y
@DavidDoesntLikeDogs11 жыл бұрын
*not
@THECDG999 Жыл бұрын
Waffle House !
@davidshoup52594 жыл бұрын
Its boomer jokes
@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Well those Boomer jokes made that man half a billion dollars
@imisstoronto3121
Жыл бұрын
So what? They're still funny, besides one day you too will be OLDER. If you're lucky to ge there.
@steveroscoe40594 жыл бұрын
Mop
@Trinadon12 жыл бұрын
most of thos answers could be replaced with mexicans lol juwt sayin
@whiteybrown1863
4 жыл бұрын
brandon92 r
@jessicaisK00L13 жыл бұрын
Y'all need to grow up.
@chrispythegull13 жыл бұрын
Jeff seems like a good guy, clean cut humor, unique act but I find his stand up insufferable and boring. He's far better as the host of 5th Grader than he is at standup, in my very humble opinion.
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When I was a teenager, like most teenagers, I tormented my dad with my loud rock music from my room. As an adult, I lost my job & had to temporarily move back to my parents. My dad was retired. He still get up early, go to church, come home, & start blaring classical music while I was still in bed. The roles were reversed! :)
@dresdondill3908
Ай бұрын
😂
I was fortunate enough to see Jeff in one of his earliest performances as a new comic at a place in Atlanta called The Punchline. He was hysterical then and he's only gotten better in the years since then.
@mattkovacs2732
2 жыл бұрын
I saw him back in '96...i was crying laughing so hard!
@saragrant9749
Жыл бұрын
He’s a legend. I saw him during the “them idiots wirld tour” with Bill and Larry and my sides ached for a week!
Not only the absence of sophistication, but a complete disinterest in it!
Jeff Foxworthy is absolutely funny! How does anyone not think so?
@johndardi1334
Жыл бұрын
Well no disrespect but I never did and I’m from southern West Virginia so if anyone knows what a redneck is I do lol. I liked him because he did clean comedy and that’s not easy. I don’t know what it is or why but I never thought he was funny. Maybe I’m too dumb or something lol. Anyway, God bless him.
@ChestinysDialed
6 ай бұрын
@@johndardi1334he only cleaned it up for the general public. His first albums were so dirty my grandma wouldn't let my dad play them in the car because of me. Btw I'm from VA. Howdy cousin!
@johndardi1334
6 ай бұрын
@@ChestinysDialed Gosh I didn’t know that!! 👍 Thanks my VA brother
Jeff I love you now and forever. Prayers your way.
Still funny after so many years.
Jeff is one of the great comedians.
Thank you for the laughter!!
I heard the one about Captain crunch on the radio, I was laughing so hard, my cat looked at me like I had lost my mind!!
I'd never heard the joke about the Discovery Channel before. Major props to Jeff for that. :)
I have heard this story soo many times !!! And he tells it the same way over and over again ... and still it is funny :D
I love this guys comedy
My favorite comedian.
I love jeff foxworthy the way he talks about his family is just like mine hell we. might be related.😊
When you need good laugh he delivers!
Four words..... BEST-SELLING COMEDIAN EVER!!!.
@raddianneify
4 жыл бұрын
if you hyphenate it, it is one word. so... three words lol
LOVE clean comedy
@accountemail9712
3 жыл бұрын
True creativity avoids fillers
YOU ROCK DUDE!
Hey! I have the absence of sophistication, and I'm proud of it!
@erikbostrom.9318
3 жыл бұрын
'Sophisticated'; pretentious
@phlushphish793
3 жыл бұрын
Gloriously!
@act4666
2 жыл бұрын
So glad Jeff helps us embrace who we are and to laugh at our world.
Jeff Foxworthy is proof that you don't have to be vulgar or horribly offensive to be funny.
Jeff's the greatest.
Jeff could have written a whole “ You might be a redneck” album based on my buddy’s farmhouse alone…. “If you rebuild your outboard motor on your kitchen table… you might be…
@UmmeLaiIa Holla!!! Love Jeff and his comedy. You can relate to it EVEN if you do not live in the South. He reminds me of Cosby and Rodney Dangerfield.
"Hey, you didn't bring your truck Witja-Didja?"
all i can say is this giy is a real master of his thing its clean comedy anyone can watch not to say his is well like a legend to me any way i would let my kids watch him i cant say that about all comedy people lol and dam hes funny
If you take your family on a road trip, and you bring along your outhouse, you must be.....
"Like other predators of the plains, the jackal subdues his prey by cramping its neck and slowly squeezing the life out of its body" - ROTFL :D
@MissWWE20
9 жыл бұрын
my dad's like that. lol
Love the in-law jokes!!! My in-laws were exactly the same Lol!!! Only difference is instead of Discovery Channel my father in law would sit about a foot away from the t. V. and this was the same room we're sleeping in. Ok at first you think wow that's nice he's right next to the TV so it will be quite. Next thing you know you're jumping out of bed because he's got the News on about as loud as it could possibly be!!! What makes it even funnier was seeing him, with TV full blast, he's cupping his ears so he can hear better.
@JW...-oj5iw
5 жыл бұрын
Suzette Sanborn ... Maybe you thought it would be quite quiet.
“You getting a boob job would be like hanging a new chandelier in a haunted house” omg 😂😂😂
Dude I know it’s late but “dawg house”. Love you all to pieces.
🙃Hilarious Man he kills me🙃👍
I had a boss man one time, & his wife had made out everybody's paychecks, including his. And when she handed him his paycheck he made this really loud comment, "Alright, a check like this, I might have to go out & get me some strange!" AND without missing a beat his wife busted on him in front of ALL HIS WORKERS... "Well, if you had about 2 more inches you could get some strange right here!!!" The whole room roared with laughter!
So funny!
I guess I know now where my financial situation stands .
very funny thank ya
ROFLS, love it.
Didn't know this guy existed until I looked his name up when he was mentioned in Homestuck. God damn I'm glad I did :D
Super funny!!!
I go to school with his daughter!
@razielkain2304
3 жыл бұрын
Is she cute?
@dakotadoubet5832
3 жыл бұрын
@@razielkain2304 very important question right there buddy
Cheers LOL
Jeff foxworthy is funnny.
4 people have an abscense of sophistication
Im proud to say im a female figure skater with a glorious absence of sophistication hell I live with a town of preps and I was gonna go to prom in a tux and run down converse
💜💜💜💜
Ha, I work with the hombres. This is really how they are and when asked about it, they say that's what they were taught but okay.
great
@ScotishHawaii yes he's the host.
"I am NOT making this up." Translation: "I'm making this up."
It still works, though.
These jokes are reruns of his other performances!
@Beezlie727
4 жыл бұрын
Different city, though!
@dawgsfan1196
4 жыл бұрын
That's how most comedians are though
@rgderen88
Жыл бұрын
You build a routine, you develop the timing, and then go on the road and show it off.
If your mother still drives you to school your no gangster so pull your pants up
@the1ne6ix9ine
5 жыл бұрын
facts
@stevecobb76
4 жыл бұрын
Your not a gangster. Your a bitch. Now stfu and pull up your pants!
pretty quick set
what year was this taped and also, what exact date was this aired?
@ScotishHawaii Yes he is
mail thing hella funny..
Il est un comedien en TABARNAK!!!
😂🤣😅
You all know how, why Rednecks word exists? Where in FACT came from? Well, now Working so very hard, on the range, in the fields, taking care of the township starting 200 years ago, the neck became red from hard work, in the sun, plowing, doing labor in various weather. Also why wore bandannas and ties around the neck to protect from harsh weather. A title of HONOR. Hard work, Country, Family, Bible and Defense. Fact. Plain and simple. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Yeah, visiting my father, he would have the television turned all the way up. And my stepmom, Janice, his wife, would give him hell about it. "Damn it, Joe, that thing is so loud the neighbors can probably hear it! You paid a lot of money for those hearing aids, how come your not using them?" He replies "Yeah, they were expensive as hell, that's why I'm trying not to use them so much. So they don't wear out too quick!" Hey, how can you argue with THAT kind of logic?
Funny
Hey you didn't bring your Kirby upright witcha didja?
Nuh, uh. Mexicans built my house. But your points should be taken.
@dkc4475 he's not canadian?
Funny Stuff
@mike3421100 lol, best call. rip gg
Top comment after a year, on a video that has 387k views. I commend you sir.
@rgderen88
Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@dkc4475 hes not canadian.. lol
@RealTime88 ORLYNAO?
Not to mention not everyone wants a comfy office job. Some people would find it boring, some people just aren't suited for it, some people would take the opportunity. Takes all kinds.
@RealTime88 Wow you spelled Hola wrong......
lol thanks i didn't know i was top comment.
@SuperPivotMaster2000 That wasn't for you.
Does anyone know whats on that UHAUL truck hummmmm
Just thought ; hay ! ; Ma ! ; let's run out & ( fire up all ) the tractors & trucks in the field. Why ? ; - is that son ? I Mom , it , is toad floating rain & & we CAN FIND all the tire - air leaks ! ! 😎
I am the hundredth person to comment. IM NUMBER 100!!!!
🙃
@dkc4475 he was born in georgia...i'm canadian. i kno he's not check his bio
I am the 100th comment
Yyy
The Discovery channel? Be glad it's not the Playboy channel.
Gamegrumps...
Male!😂😂😂😂
Comedy for 50s-something people who listen to pop country because they think there's nothing else to listen to on the radio.
@rgderen88
Жыл бұрын
1) Foxworthy is universal 2) In some parts of the country, the only other option is gospel radio. I've driven past them.
I r o ne
I hate. Getting old
Y
*not
Waffle House !
Its boomer jokes
@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Well those Boomer jokes made that man half a billion dollars
@imisstoronto3121
Жыл бұрын
So what? They're still funny, besides one day you too will be OLDER. If you're lucky to ge there.
Mop
most of thos answers could be replaced with mexicans lol juwt sayin
@whiteybrown1863
4 жыл бұрын
brandon92 r
Y'all need to grow up.
Jeff seems like a good guy, clean cut humor, unique act but I find his stand up insufferable and boring. He's far better as the host of 5th Grader than he is at standup, in my very humble opinion.