Top 100 Rodney Dangerfield Jokes

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Rodney’s top 100 jokes in honor of Rodney’s 100th. 💯

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  • @fuinrock8346
    @fuinrock83462 жыл бұрын

    When people kick around who's the greatest comedian all time The Usual Suspects are always mentioned Pryor, Carlin Now Dave Chappelle's name is in the mix. But as far as who made me laugh the most hands down it was Rodney.

  • @andrewunger1276

    @andrewunger1276

    2 жыл бұрын

    Carson had a lot of comedians on, but Rodney was his favorite. Just watch Johnny smile.

  • @bobtaylor170

    @bobtaylor170

    2 жыл бұрын

    Greatest ever. And it's weird that so few people get that fact. He still doesn't get, yes, the respect he should get.

  • @tonystracener9078

    @tonystracener9078

    2 жыл бұрын

    Totally agree 👍

  • @rickmassey1272

    @rickmassey1272

    2 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely...he is hands down the G.O.A.T.

  • @easternwoods4378

    @easternwoods4378

    2 жыл бұрын

    I miss him

  • @robertgt1858
    @robertgt18582 жыл бұрын

    "The doctor picked me up and smacked me, I found out the nurse got a few in too" - one of my many favorites.

  • @jesuguru2394

    @jesuguru2394

    2 жыл бұрын

    "I was so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother."

  • @randallulrich

    @randallulrich

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jesuguru2394: I was waiting for this joke in the video compilation. When it didn't appear, I looked for it in the comments. At least you got the joke.

  • @scooteranthony6297

    @scooteranthony6297

    2 жыл бұрын

    That on really caught me off guard., I had a mouth full of coffee that went everywhere, but down my throat. What a mess. Thank you Rodney. It was definitely worth it. 😎

  • @brianlane9534

    @brianlane9534

    2 жыл бұрын

    yep

  • @davidrockey7190

    @davidrockey7190

    Жыл бұрын

    That's what I'm talking about true genius if he can make Johnny Carson laugh holsterically that's all need to be said about how good he was.

  • @cynicsupreme
    @cynicsupreme8 ай бұрын

    Rodney wrote THE BEST one liners. He was probably the greatest comedian of all time.

  • @SalvatoreEnea-bv7zh

    @SalvatoreEnea-bv7zh

    29 күн бұрын

    He was the best miss him so much

  • @cliffordbowman6777

    @cliffordbowman6777

    14 күн бұрын

    One of them anyway

  • @BrandonRiott
    @BrandonRiott Жыл бұрын

    "I told my wife I'm like wine, I get better with age....she locked me in the cellar!"

  • @scottjohnson7780
    @scottjohnson77802 жыл бұрын

    There will never be another Rodney. He was the greatest.

  • @DrinksJokesStorytelling

    @DrinksJokesStorytelling

    2 жыл бұрын

    he gets no respect...

  • @blakjack3053

    @blakjack3053

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep, I binge on the comedy of both Rodney Dangerfield and Don Rickles on KZread !

  • @FATMAN162x

    @FATMAN162x

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean this guy is legendary and all, but Bernie Mac does his exact technique sometimes and is just as good. He’s the king for a reason. This guy is just really good at working a crowd with a joke every 2 seconds.(I know the video is edited but he pretty much is just as fast) But in the end that’s all he does. I didn’t even know people liked him like that. But after reading these comments I guess people like him. But it gets boring after 10min

  • @timmiller7338

    @timmiller7338

    2 жыл бұрын

    Beetleguise was inspired by him!!

  • @razorsharpe3371

    @razorsharpe3371

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Fatman_162x. Comparing Bernie Mac to Rodney Dangerfield…. now that’s funny !

  • @toneloke7489
    @toneloke74892 жыл бұрын

    It wasn't just the hilarious jokes, it was they way he delivered them, the man is a genius and artist, there's no one like him.

  • @ppumpkin3282

    @ppumpkin3282

    2 жыл бұрын

    I saw him live once, I'm sure we all heard the same jokes before, but people were rolling in the aisles anyway. It was his delivery. Once he got the crowd laughing they couldn't stop.

  • @mikelldaley9078

    @mikelldaley9078

    2 жыл бұрын

    AMEN

  • @stevenharris5997

    @stevenharris5997

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rodney the best

  • @tomherd4179

    @tomherd4179

    Жыл бұрын

    You said that right !!

  • @Stuart68505

    @Stuart68505

    Жыл бұрын

    True he is unique and has a real genius at this style of humor & insights into human nature.

  • @javierhuerta6557
    @javierhuerta6557 Жыл бұрын

    Perfection every single time. The delivery, the timing, the body language, everything. He was a natural and I don't think we'll ever get someone like him again.

  • @mylovesongs2429

    @mylovesongs2429

    Жыл бұрын

    there are some great one-liner comedians, but they simply haven't got the delivery that Rodney had. The straightening of the tie was always so funny! The mentioning of his doctor, Dr. Vinny Boombats, was great! What a quack HE was! hahaha!

  • @alexwebb932

    @alexwebb932

    Жыл бұрын

    Joey Coco Diaz

  • @razmatazz9310

    @razmatazz9310

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alexwebb932 Joey wishes.

  • @satelconsa6873

    @satelconsa6873

    Жыл бұрын

    Rocky Laporte

  • @scottjohnson7780

    @scottjohnson7780

    10 ай бұрын

    And the signature red tie.

  • @dingusspuckler
    @dingusspuckler Жыл бұрын

    Rodney Dangerfield and Johnny Carson. Doesn’t get any better than that.

  • @georgiaman1926
    @georgiaman1926 Жыл бұрын

    Rodney is the best medicine for depression. He makes me laugh when I never thought I would again.

  • @noahpartic7586

    @noahpartic7586

    Жыл бұрын

    Zoloft has got nothing on Dangerfield😏.

  • @daverandall6352

    @daverandall6352

    Жыл бұрын

    Totally agree haha. Hope Hope feeling better : )

  • @noahpartic7586

    @noahpartic7586

    Жыл бұрын

    @@daverandall6352 😏So far.

  • @daverandall6352

    @daverandall6352

    Жыл бұрын

    @@noahpartic7586 Glad to hear my man 💪

  • @michaelvaladez6570

    @michaelvaladez6570

    Жыл бұрын

    This is true...y mother never breastfeed me she said she just wanted to be friends..omg..I fell out of my chair...he was the greatest..rapid fire delivery may he rest in peace Rodney 🙏.

  • @suraya1224
    @suraya12242 жыл бұрын

    Rodney said he suffered from depression most of his life. He certainly knew how to make us forget our own sorrows. I hope he knew how much he delighted his audience, & how much we appreciated & valued the gift of laughter he gave us! RIP, Rodney.

  • @erikchommie2844

    @erikchommie2844

    Жыл бұрын

    Some of the funniest people are the most depressed. It's a coping mechanism of sorts. RIP Rodney, one of the greatest.

  • @ernestleong476

    @ernestleong476

    Жыл бұрын

    I saw a documentary about him. Wow, he had a rough childhood. He turned his sadness into laughs, but sometimes I hear a few of his jokes, I just feel sorry for him.

  • @cherylvisconti

    @cherylvisconti

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @darrensiegel6651

    @darrensiegel6651

    Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely. There are always kernels of truth in comedy. Comedy was therapeutic for him you can tell.

  • @georgeplagianos6487

    @georgeplagianos6487

    Жыл бұрын

    @@darrensiegel6651 that's true about him and other great comedians and what about the local people we know. Those around us who always make Wise cracks always like to joke around lifing other people's spirits up? Could that be a sign of hiding or coping with their own sadness and depression? I can see that in myself too always trying to make other people crack up when you notice that they're sad and they could use a little pick me up. Give us a sense of worth and enjoyment when you see other people laugh. And you see so many people have their own different ways of laughing. I always like enjoy watching them with the different ways they crack up when I make them laugh

  • @mcgloinm1
    @mcgloinm13 ай бұрын

    I'm soo glad we have clips of him. all though he's gone he'll never get old.

  • @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518
    @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518 Жыл бұрын

    King of the 1 liner's. Who else can make you laugh 100 times in 14 minutes? R.I.P. Rodney, you are truly missed!

  • @XCaliKev

    @XCaliKev

    8 ай бұрын

    For one liners I prefer Henny Youngman, no disrespect to Rodney he’s funny as hell. ( Just realized he gets no respect) didn’t do that intentionally.

  • @genewortell-do7nn

    @genewortell-do7nn

    5 ай бұрын

    Henry young man!!!!!, Not funny ! At all!!!!!!!!!......

  • @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518

    @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518

    5 ай бұрын

    I find Geechy Guy funny with one liners also however, he can be focused on the mature side and dirty beyond anything Rodney said.

  • @tomconstance2391
    @tomconstance23912 жыл бұрын

    Can't leave out, "I met the Surgeon General; he offered me a cigarette" in front of President Reagan. :)

  • @barrymann6888
    @barrymann6888 Жыл бұрын

    Met Rodney in1984or 1985 while I was Director of Operations at the Omni Berkshire hotel in NYC. He would come down in his bathrobe and hang out with the concierges and make them laugh quite a bit. Every joke or story was different, as though he was making them up at the spur of the moment - - comic genius AND a really nice guy. He is truly missed.

  • @StrangeScaryNewEngland

    @StrangeScaryNewEngland

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd never be able to trust anything Rodney says if I had met him! Haha

  • @charlieevergreen3514

    @charlieevergreen3514

    8 ай бұрын

    Good to know that he was friendly in person.

  • @juliocesarpereira4325

    @juliocesarpereira4325

    29 күн бұрын

    He was testing his new material.

  • @justinjohnson2294
    @justinjohnson229421 күн бұрын

    Rodney has always been my favorite! Been laughing at his jokes 60yrs.

  • @guyh.4121
    @guyh.41215 ай бұрын

    My wife and I saw him a year or so before he passed when we were in Vegas. It was no stop laughter, one joke after the next. The place was packed and everyone was laughing their asses off. Glad I got to see him. Rodney was the best.

  • @johnmecca9008
    @johnmecca90082 жыл бұрын

    A delivery that can never be duplicated. This man was a great. RIP

  • @Sjyoutheman

    @Sjyoutheman

    2 жыл бұрын

    He was the funniest man ever!!!!RIP

  • @katherinemooney4396

    @katherinemooney4396

    2 жыл бұрын

    One of a kind! No duplicates! The best!

  • @stevendavidoff5168

    @stevendavidoff5168

    2 жыл бұрын

    Took the words right out of my mouth! His one liners are hilarious but his delivery made the act

  • @joshhunter935

    @joshhunter935

    2 жыл бұрын

    Best at one liners

  • @johnmecca9008

    @johnmecca9008

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@stevendavidoff5168 and then the tie-fix is his staple 🤣. Ur right, one-liners are freakin genius.

  • @hashchief664
    @hashchief6642 жыл бұрын

    He would be 100 tomorrow (22/11/1921) One of the greatest comedians to ever walk the earth. Helped make the careers of so many upcoming comics a reality. I hope he gets the bronze statue in his hometown.

  • @danfors1333

    @danfors1333

    2 жыл бұрын

    They should put fountain sprinklers in the forehead of that statue.

  • @Drew_D

    @Drew_D

    2 жыл бұрын

    Happy 100 to Rodney!

  • @terencejay8845

    @terencejay8845

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'll never forget his Triple Lindy.

  • @ArrivedStoned

    @ArrivedStoned

    2 жыл бұрын

    Statue would be awesome. But the Democrats would tier it down.

  • @randallulrich

    @randallulrich

    2 жыл бұрын

    With Rodney's luck, he'd get the equivalent of the "Scary Lucy" bronze statue.

  • @invaderjay
    @invaderjay Жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, these are STILL gold in 2023 🤣

  • @deantitus9734
    @deantitus97345 ай бұрын

    They'll never be anyone better than Rodney Dangerfield when it comes to comedic timing!! If you don't stop laughing soon enough, he'll be two jokes ahead of you!! RESPECT and RIP Rodney!!

  • @christopherkraft1327
    @christopherkraft13272 жыл бұрын

    Rodney Dangerfield was a true comedic genius!!! Rest In Peace Rodney. ,🙏

  • @maryannemelenka9250

    @maryannemelenka9250

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes he, s quick and fast. I hate jokes 8 chapters long!

  • @rtazman2004

    @rtazman2004

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes he was very much so Thank you 😊

  • @joegrimes9232

    @joegrimes9232

    2 жыл бұрын

    He was master of the one liner. Inspiration to many a comic

  • @melromero3091

    @melromero3091

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@maryannemelenka9250 í ok I'll

  • @Jman417

    @Jman417

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @guildedtalleywacker4627
    @guildedtalleywacker46272 жыл бұрын

    Rodney was like a steam roller, once he got rolling there was no stopping him, & he was always on a roll. Saw him live in Vegas in the seventies, my sides ached for two days. One of a very special breed of comics.

  • @tek6423

    @tek6423

    2 жыл бұрын

    I never saw Rodney live, and I regret it so much. Saw Kinnison twice in Rochester NY….extraordinary. I go to see Gilbert any time he is near where I am. Saw him at Carolines in the big city……just incredible.

  • @bubbaray575

    @bubbaray575

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yup, he was one of a kind, life was just brutal to him but he just kept on plugging away; man that's inspirational! Did see him live in 89 and he was unstoppable, not only worked with the crowd but he was just brutal to the hecklers....it was great. If you're going to heckle a comedian Rodney should be your last choice.

  • @robertschiffler555

    @robertschiffler555

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agreed and I wish today's comedians were funny. Most modern Comics are too afraid of offending the snowflakes and therefore can't tell a good joke.

  • @paxhumana2015

    @paxhumana2015

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@robertschiffler555 , I would be the kind of person that would roast everyone, left, right, middle, AND fringe alike, you know, if I had a sense of humor and if comedy clubs were not so uptight.

  • @darrellkramer8097

    @darrellkramer8097

    2 жыл бұрын

    Buddy Jacket and Shecky Green.

  • @Tom.Livanos
    @Tom.Livanos Жыл бұрын

    The flies chipping in to fix the fly screen was pure gold... LOL

  • @nathanas64
    @nathanas64Ай бұрын

    Absolute genius! What’s great about him is his jokes are still funny today! And of course the delivery is the best !

  • @dominicksforza3484
    @dominicksforza34842 жыл бұрын

    At the lowest points of my life Rodney had me hysterically laughing, to this day when I'm down 5 minutes is all it takes for Rodney to make me feel better. RIP Rodney, and thank you for the laughs.

  • @DrJ-hx7wv

    @DrJ-hx7wv

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is why they exist, thank God

  • @dominicksforza3484

    @dominicksforza3484

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DrJ-hx7wv yes sir Walter, nobody can touch his insanity and delivery.

  • @elizabethferrari1346

    @elizabethferrari1346

    2 жыл бұрын

    I woke up crying from the pain. I'm now laughing and feel like I can get through another day. Thanks Rodney.

  • @blueskye6372

    @blueskye6372

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Dominick. Understand. At same point now 2022 but laughing. 👏🙏🙂💗📽️

  • @dominicksforza3484

    @dominicksforza3484

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@blueskye6372 Rodney is/was a national treasure who makes me crack up when I needed it the most.

  • @davidwolf226
    @davidwolf2262 жыл бұрын

    What an era this was! God bless Rodney and Johnny and so many others. We didn't know just how lucky we were back in the day.

  • @thomas45081

    @thomas45081

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ohhh ... Hell Yeah, we had it good! ... even when I talk to my grandkids, they are shocked about how fun it was, and especially how we got more bang for our buck, and much else. Love this guy, Rodney!

  • @efrainelsanchosanchez3139

    @efrainelsanchosanchez3139

    2 жыл бұрын

    Born to late

  • @jski7355

    @jski7355

    2 жыл бұрын

    Often imitated. , NEVER duplicated . What " stress" relievers . Always made your laugh after a shitty day . Laughter helps relieve many ailments

  • @leslauner5062

    @leslauner5062

    2 жыл бұрын

    I did...I was SOOOO born in the right era. I enjoyed Johnny Carson on TV for 15 years before he retired. He was GOLDEN!

  • @rusytravis9092

    @rusytravis9092

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@efrainelsanchosanchez3139 misspelled latte.

  • @mitchvuksanovich
    @mitchvuksanovichАй бұрын

    Rodney tried comedy when he was young...He quit performing for many years,but he kept writing jokes. He collected them and when he decided to get Back into show business ,years later,he had a foundation of material to build his Act on...He was the GREATEST!🙏❤👍

  • @jackremington3397

    @jackremington3397

    21 күн бұрын

    He even took a 12 year break. Then when he returned, he was more than ready!

  • @user-yd1zl1tv8x
    @user-yd1zl1tv8x9 ай бұрын

    Rodney, you are the GREATEST, the GOAT! Happy 101st funny man. Thanks for the laughs!!! Blessed be your memory always.

  • @markpav9906

    @markpav9906

    3 ай бұрын

    love rodney most comediens suffer depression

  • @Quazi-moto
    @Quazi-moto2 жыл бұрын

    It's interesting watching him progress through the various eras and stages of his career all in one video. You can literally see how he perfected his craft over the years. His delivery, timing, all of it, got hammered into its absolute best possible form. No fat, no filler, just pure funny. It's nowhere NEAR as easy as he made it look. That's the mark of a true master: Making the difficult appear effortless.

  • @jski7355

    @jski7355

    2 жыл бұрын

    Everyone knew " No Respect " Dr Vinny Boombatz , How Ugly ? How Fat ? Those characteristic eyes !! I'd would laugh when you knew HE was holding back a laugh . Rodney , I am certain you are still at it .Thank You and RIP .

  • @bostonrailfan2427

    @bostonrailfan2427

    2 жыл бұрын

    different eras, same cadence and joke style but always seems fresh

  • @premanadi

    @premanadi

    2 жыл бұрын

    I agree, he wasn't that funny when he started out, and just got better and better. Louis CK is the same, he was a comedian for years and was pretty ordinary, then he hit his stride and really took off.

  • @josephdeshane4458

    @josephdeshane4458

    2 жыл бұрын

    I watched this over a hundred times 100th times

  • @vegasallen1212

    @vegasallen1212

    11 ай бұрын

    @@premanadi You're exactly right. He did get much better as time went on.

  • @lizconn1958
    @lizconn19582 жыл бұрын

    I met him at the bar at Dangerfields. Told him a joke or two. He used my jokes during his set and gave me credit. What a guy.

  • @GigaBoost

    @GigaBoost

    Жыл бұрын

    Why make up lies on the internet

  • @D4NK1

    @D4NK1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GigaBoost "I tell you I'm fine now but last week I was in rough shape, I had to lie on the internet just to get likes"

  • @Pewtooyou

    @Pewtooyou

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GigaBoost LOL

  • @tomnaquin8903

    @tomnaquin8903

    Жыл бұрын

    You don't get no respect either.

  • @aloha2104

    @aloha2104

    Жыл бұрын

    liz conn - That was cheap!..

  • @tomsmith5216
    @tomsmith52163 ай бұрын

    I watch his stuff over and over, and it cracks me up every time

  • @trumplosthahaha
    @trumplosthahaha2 жыл бұрын

    After the joke about the flies pitching in to fix the screen door he had a follow up joke...."My wife's a horrible cook. Last week, the garbage disposal threw up." The Greatest.

  • @snaggletooth14
    @snaggletooth142 жыл бұрын

    My wife told me to take out the garbage…I said “You cooked it, YOU take it out!”. RIP Rodney.

  • @davidallmond5598
    @davidallmond5598Ай бұрын

    One of a kind. There'll never be another one like him. When I saw him in concert it was so hard to keep up with his rapid fire on liners. I hardly got started laughing at the 1st joke when I'm laughing at the next one and the next one until I laughed non stop the whole show. It took me a couple of days to recuperate from my side and voice being so sore. We sure need him now.

  • @adamthomson2873
    @adamthomson2873 Жыл бұрын

    One of the best. No foul language just pure comedy. Genius.

  • @Randytherumbler

    @Randytherumbler

    3 ай бұрын

    No late George Carlin for you. 😅

  • @tgh223

    @tgh223

    3 ай бұрын

    amen

  • @tommydee6841
    @tommydee68412 жыл бұрын

    "My wife, she can't cook either. In my house you pray after we eat." Pure gold.

  • @MC-342
    @MC-3422 жыл бұрын

    I laughed throughout this entire video. My dad laughed so hard at him once , he had to go outside to catch his breath. I have great memories of watching him on Johnny with my dad. RIP Rodney, we sure do miss the laughter 💖

  • @simonbenson8740

    @simonbenson8740

    2 жыл бұрын

    Awesome!

  • @yourmanufacturingguru001

    @yourmanufacturingguru001

    2 жыл бұрын

    Happened to me at live Bill Cosby show. Can I even admit to liking Cosby today?

  • @atonyfl

    @atonyfl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yourmanufacturingguru001 yes you absolutely can.

  • @iverti6666

    @iverti6666

    2 жыл бұрын

    I went by his grave it’s in Westwood by U.C.L.A. On his marker it says there goes the neighborhood. Marilyn Monroe is there too.

  • @vidiupload4174

    @vidiupload4174

    2 жыл бұрын

    My cheeks and abs were never as sore from laughing as they were after seeing Rodney Dangerfield at a live theatre performance.

  • @seancaceres619
    @seancaceres6199 ай бұрын

    The doctor said, " I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway"😂

  • @MikeyBAmazing
    @MikeyBAmazing8 ай бұрын

    My favorite is, "You buy a hat like this, you get a free bowl of soup!" Line from Caddy Shack. "It looks good on you, though!" 😆

  • @keithkeihsa9350
    @keithkeihsa93502 жыл бұрын

    Happy 100th Birthday Rodney Dangerfield you were the best 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @JeffWard-hb2pr

    @JeffWard-hb2pr

    Ай бұрын

    Dr. Hook yodel

  • @valentingarcia6582
    @valentingarcia65822 жыл бұрын

    The Art of adult humor without vulgarity.

  • @princeofcupspoc9073

    @princeofcupspoc9073

    Жыл бұрын

    These are on TV. His Vegas show was a bit racier.

  • @victoriajohnson5461

    @victoriajohnson5461

    Жыл бұрын

    Or meaness . He lambasted yours truly!😛

  • @richcarnaggio1525

    @richcarnaggio1525

    Жыл бұрын

    And hilarious

  • @adventurefishing3190

    @adventurefishing3190

    Жыл бұрын

    Is very tough to accomplish

  • @weswesa1088

    @weswesa1088

    Жыл бұрын

    He was vulgar, just no coarse language

  • @michaelhalls3121
    @michaelhalls31219 ай бұрын

    The absolute KING of self deprecating humor.

  • @peterrichards931
    @peterrichards931 Жыл бұрын

    Rodney was a fine-tuned joke machine...everything from his looks, his movements, his jacket and tie, his expressions, his open eyes, his sweat and handkerchief...all perfected over the years.

  • @AnthonyRobinson-dc3pq

    @AnthonyRobinson-dc3pq

    Жыл бұрын

    One of the greats of the greatest ever ☝️😆

  • @gonefishing5434

    @gonefishing5434

    5 ай бұрын

    You nailed it!

  • @millypoo7713
    @millypoo77132 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday Rodney... 11/22/21. Would have been 100 today. 😊 The world misses your comedy.

  • @richardmundt7854
    @richardmundt7854 Жыл бұрын

    What makes Rodney unique is what I call his "rapid fire" delivery. Most comedians tell and joke and get a laugh, then tell another joke, and so on. Rodney's jokes are like a machine gun. they're rapid and nonstop. He was truly one of kind.

  • @psions555

    @psions555

    Жыл бұрын

    The wonderful Phyllis Diller was very much the same. Just a constant stream of jokes

  • @garthely1549

    @garthely1549

    Жыл бұрын

    @@psions555 by

  • @xXxJSCOTTxXx

    @xXxJSCOTTxXx

    Жыл бұрын

    I also loved Gilbert Gottfried.

  • @lahondafolk4334

    @lahondafolk4334

    Жыл бұрын

    The counter opposite to Steven Wright.

  • @kennethchartrand4251

    @kennethchartrand4251

    Жыл бұрын

    That is so True... Just like Robin Williams... Man do we ever miss them.

  • @InterviewInterrogations
    @InterviewInterrogations7 ай бұрын

    As long as there’s YT, Rodney lives on. Just watched this collection again (and again) LMAO.

  • @johnjwedrall4290
    @johnjwedrall42909 ай бұрын

    There will always be only 1 Rodney Dangerfield 😊❤👍👍

  • @Leo-nine
    @Leo-nine2 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday, Rodney! 100 years ago today we were blessed

  • @robertbright2057
    @robertbright20572 жыл бұрын

    Mr.Rodney Dangerfield was one of the GREATEST COMICS EVER TO GRACE A STAGE OR PICKUP A MICROPHONE 🎤

  • @johngrim8087
    @johngrim8087 Жыл бұрын

    I met her at the Macy's parade. She was wearing ropes! 😂🤣 Haha

  • @mrkcioffi
    @mrkcioffiАй бұрын

    Nobody did it like Rodney!! Hilarious! How can one mind create so many gems! Genius.

  • @pannamal5182
    @pannamal51822 жыл бұрын

    This was the era of comedy, wouldn’t miss Johnny most evenings.

  • @katherinemooney4396

    @katherinemooney4396

    2 жыл бұрын

    Couldn’t wait to see the Johnny Carson show….stayed up just to see who would be on!

  • @mattfitzpatrick2315

    @mattfitzpatrick2315

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was 7 the first time Dad let me stay up and Rodney on Carson..if he was on I was up til Rodney did his set and the couch. I didn't get most of the jokes but it was seeing my Dad laugh... happy Birthday Rodney, thank you Dad

  • @billkramer2994

    @billkramer2994

    2 жыл бұрын

    Got to have a min or 2 on M's most tal team EVER who just swept by tarnished Domers after leading both games 2-0!!

  • @cdolan13
    @cdolan13 Жыл бұрын

    My absolute favorite Rodney Dangerfield joke I can't find anywhere on KZread. I heard it only once, on a TV special when I was a teenager and I've never forgotten it. I laughed so hard I missed the rest of his set. That was the power of his genius. The joke is: "I get no respect, you know what I mean? Last week I bought a used car. Found my wife's sweater in the back seat!"

  • @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518

    @garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518

    Жыл бұрын

    He tells that one on u tube but instead of sweater he says her bra!

  • @rickhilt5176

    @rickhilt5176

    Жыл бұрын

    Ll

  • @gardensofthegods

    @gardensofthegods

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes I remember that joke and I am pretty certain I also saw it here on the tube in the past few years

  • @leopardscarf

    @leopardscarf

    Жыл бұрын

    I just heard it on his album "Rappin' Rodney" where he says a "dress" was in the backseat. It's @1:58 minutes.

  • @TC-eo5eb

    @TC-eo5eb

    Жыл бұрын

    My favorite is...my wife is so fridged, when she spreads her legs the furnace kicks in.

  • @MyNickdanger
    @MyNickdanger13 күн бұрын

    Much Respect and Love for the Best Comedian Ever! R.I.P.

  • @user-ye5ku2ws6s
    @user-ye5ku2ws6s4 ай бұрын

    Hands Down, One of The ORIGINAL KINGS OF COMEDY. # RIP Rodney.

  • @Randytherumbler

    @Randytherumbler

    3 ай бұрын

    "Whaddya mean, heaven's full?". 😅

  • @ddenuci
    @ddenuci2 жыл бұрын

    one of my favorites: " When I was a kid I said to my father "Hey Pop, I'm going to the pond to ice skate". He said "Why don't you wait till it gets a little warmer"

  • @mrhoffame
    @mrhoffame2 жыл бұрын

    "I don't get no respect, no respect at all you kidding me...last week a peeping Tom booed me" - The one and only Rodney Dangerfield!!!

  • @peterrichards931
    @peterrichards9317 ай бұрын

    The best of all time. I come back every so often here and laugh just as hard as ever.

  • @CajunComrade
    @CajunComrade Жыл бұрын

    The last joke is the killer. It really is perfect. "I got the same pack since 1975" murders, and then he follows it up with the real punchline "she's up to 3 packs a day." God I love Rodney

  • @johnr5252

    @johnr5252

    Жыл бұрын

    I think you left something out?

  • @govetter

    @govetter

    5 ай бұрын

    @@johnr5252 No Respect!

  • @CodepageNet

    @CodepageNet

    Ай бұрын

    but i tell you something, if my wife does have sex, she screams ohhh - especially when i walk in on her.

  • @CatFaceJake
    @CatFaceJake Жыл бұрын

    Rodney is a true comedy legend. Literally everything he’s said is always a joke and rapid fire. The man was way before his time and will always be remembered as one of the greatest.🙏

  • @gerijones3038
    @gerijones30382 жыл бұрын

    My wife used to be afraid of the dark ... then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light !!! My favourite from the genius Mr Dangerfield :)

  • @cool_cat007smoove3

    @cool_cat007smoove3

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielcristancho3524

    @danielcristancho3524

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Toast shouldn't have bones" and the one about how all the flies in the yard pitched in to fix the hole in the screen door. Just a few of my favorites.

  • @robertdowler3347

    @robertdowler3347

    2 жыл бұрын

    I liked --Why She was more better known as a Two bagger,you put the bag over your head,in case the bag over hers breaks.

  • @daviddonnelly426
    @daviddonnelly42611 ай бұрын

    If I leave dental floss in the kitchen, the roaches hang themselves 😂😂😂

  • @ralphcantrell3214
    @ralphcantrell3214 Жыл бұрын

    There'll never be another laugh-master like Rodney Dangerfield. RIP, Rodney, and much respect. Thanks a million for all the side-busting laughs... There goes the neighborhood!

  • @mikewaugh2746
    @mikewaugh27462 жыл бұрын

    ONE OF THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! 👍👍👍🤣😂😁🙂😃😜🤣😂😁

  • @geloradananrlyeh8495
    @geloradananrlyeh8495 Жыл бұрын

    “I told my wife I was in the mood for sex, so she left the room to give me privacy.” Rodney was so funny. He could pack so much humor into one sentence.

  • @randymillhouse791

    @randymillhouse791

    Жыл бұрын

    "My wife told me she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car. She wanted me to drive!"

  • @philmomslim526

    @philmomslim526

    Жыл бұрын

    The talent

  • @mr.pradorobledo

    @mr.pradorobledo

    Жыл бұрын

    " MiCaCoAzodiac! "

  • @tommywilliams8000

    @tommywilliams8000

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah he always Had a comeback line 😄

  • @mr.pradorobledo

    @mr.pradorobledo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tommywilliams8000 $20; $50 - Grant, Franklin. Always A Don.. ad.

  • @jeffmusgrave2458
    @jeffmusgrave245811 ай бұрын

    He was absolutely priceless🤣💯☝️

  • @daisymaefrench4041
    @daisymaefrench4041 Жыл бұрын

    Back in the day when comedy wasn't filthy. I miss those days. Rest in peace Mr. Dangerfield. You were so funny and everyone loved you.

  • @jameshughes6049
    @jameshughes60492 жыл бұрын

    Nobody made Johnny laugh as hard as Rodney. R.I.P. to the legend.

  • @lauriegilliland1491

    @lauriegilliland1491

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad I grew up listening to this man. They just don't make them like that anymore that's for sure😟 Rest in Peace Rodney...you were truly one of a kind♥️

  • @bartonpercival3216

    @bartonpercival3216

    2 жыл бұрын

    "I tell ya Johnny blind dates aren't good either. Last week I went on a blind date and the girl showed up wearing pigtails, under her arms"

  • @tubbykids00
    @tubbykids002 жыл бұрын

    Truly the King of One Liners that never gets respect

  • @seronymus

    @seronymus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Interesting avatar

  • @geoffreybennett8912
    @geoffreybennett8912 Жыл бұрын

    I recently watched a show about Eddie Murphy and he told of the first time he met Rodney, that he said that he should not use profanity,they ran into each other years later and Rodney said" who knew " about his rise to stardom.Eddie said he was almost crying with laughter after his observation of his career so far and Rodney just kept firing away,one after the other, until Eddie said stop, I can't keep up and I am sore from laughing. Genius doesn't die, it just grows old disgracefully.

  • @TheOldTapeArchive
    @TheOldTapeArchive Жыл бұрын

    My favorite Rodney joke which I taped off the radio around 1980: "I've always had bad luck with cars....always taking it to a mechanic. And at the shop, I always know where to find it...it's up on a lift. I can't tell you how many times I've watched it going up and down...up and down. I've got the only car in the world that has more miles on it vertically than horizontally".

  • @larrylangley9240

    @larrylangley9240

    6 ай бұрын

    My favorite: There’s too violence in sports. The other night we went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.

  • @barryaiello3127
    @barryaiello31272 жыл бұрын

    "The flies all pitched in to get the hole in the screen door fixed", only Rodney could come up with something like that, RIP RD, you were one of the best to ever do it.

  • @briang8766
    @briang87662 жыл бұрын

    Man, Dangerfield was one of the best.. no question about it. His one liners were absolutely brilliant and hilarious. There’ll never be another as good as him. No way 😂😅

  • @DrinksJokesStorytelling

    @DrinksJokesStorytelling

    2 жыл бұрын

    i HOPE WE SEE ANOTHER IN OUR LIFETIME mITCH HEDBERG WAS A KILLWE

  • @slamhound58

    @slamhound58

    2 жыл бұрын

    He was also king of the two-punchline joke. And the second was usually funnier than the first...

  • @DrinksJokesStorytelling

    @DrinksJokesStorytelling

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@slamhound58 so true like a1-2 punch

  • @americarsqueensland1667

    @americarsqueensland1667

    2 жыл бұрын

    very true.

  • @littleblackduck3134

    @littleblackduck3134

    Жыл бұрын

    Cool, you got to be very proud

  • @behzadkhaze2928
    @behzadkhaze29287 ай бұрын

    The best ever. Will not be replaced.

  • @stevefaure415
    @stevefaure4152 жыл бұрын

    Rodney was a treasure. A real comedian, he didn't have to dazzle you with clever wordplay or stories, it was all the timing and delivery. He primes you to laugh and then delivers it. Brilliant stuff. And don't ever forget, he could sweat with the best of them. You can't teach sweat.

  • @MyMy-zi7yv

    @MyMy-zi7yv

    2 жыл бұрын

    To your second sentence, I'd bet you get more laughter per minute from Rodney than anyone else. Simply because like you said, less story telling, word play, more punch lines. You have to pay good attention because he's so fast with his humor. Love 'em!

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica

    @CuriousGoodsJessica

    2 жыл бұрын

    I only wish I could have met him & told him he made me laugh from the first time I ever heard him speak, and I'm still laughing at every joke. His delivery was perfect!!!

  • @StoneShards

    @StoneShards

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rodney was one of the very greatest! Listening to this video, though, I think there's something missing. The ACT! There's something special to be had in the flow of his routine, that doesn't come through in these disconnected jokes.

  • @greggoreo6738

    @greggoreo6738

    2 жыл бұрын

    You can't teach sweat..." now THAT -- my friend-- is FUNNY! Mr. Dangerfield would award HIGH MARKS 2 YOU 4 that 1!!!! Gregg Oreo long beach ca

  • @fiveo9127

    @fiveo9127

    2 жыл бұрын

    His look had a lot to do with it also.

  • @HH-mw4sq
    @HH-mw4sq2 жыл бұрын

    "I gave her a hickey, and got fur in my mouth" - that line killed me. "Toast with bones in it", now that's a terrible cook.

  • @wysetech2000

    @wysetech2000

    2 жыл бұрын

    How about " I was so ugly when I was a kid my parents threw a toaster in the bathtub with me".

  • @HH-mw4sq

    @HH-mw4sq

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wysetech2000 - yep, that line is a killer both figuratively and literally.

  • @daddynunya9045
    @daddynunya9045 Жыл бұрын

    No one, before or since, has even come close to this legends incredible sense of humor!! The ability to use simple and short bits of self depreciation in such an artful manner is still unprecedented!!! Myself and many others enjoyed the countless hours of joy and laughter you provided, and though film and social media, still provide for us!!!!

  • @gonefishing5434

    @gonefishing5434

    5 ай бұрын

    God made Rodney special so we could laugh at ourselves!

  • @bradsaelens692

    @bradsaelens692

    Ай бұрын

    EVERY comedian ever is funnier than this guy.

  • @daddynunya9045

    @daddynunya9045

    Ай бұрын

    @@bradsaelens692 and so are you

  • @williamstricko2594
    @williamstricko25944 ай бұрын

    There will never be anyone like him again,ever.

  • @user-bw7to8mz9u
    @user-bw7to8mz9u9 ай бұрын

    I love Rodney,and I love watching how much Carson loved Rodney. GOAT.

  • @scotthoward3532
    @scotthoward35322 жыл бұрын

    So happy I was able to see him in Lake Tahoe.. seeing him in the casino floor in his bathrobe was classic..

  • @raygordonteacheschess5501

    @raygordonteacheschess5501

    2 жыл бұрын

    Try seeing him in the lobby of a UES skyscriper in his robe either walking to the NYHRC across the street, Catch A Rising Star (where Chris Rock even mentioned it), and with his tour bus.

  • @alanrix5344

    @alanrix5344

    2 жыл бұрын

    A time when comedians were actually funny and Rodney was right up there

  • @ub1953
    @ub19532 жыл бұрын

    Greatest comedian of all time in my opinion. Lucky enough to see him in person in the 80's...You finally got the RESPECT you DESERVE RODNEY ! R.I.P.

  • @paulmadkow9143

    @paulmadkow9143

    2 жыл бұрын

    Saw him live at the orphium theater in omaha in 1983. Greatest show.

  • @AliensAnonymous

    @AliensAnonymous

    2 жыл бұрын

    I saw him early 80s... Did he do "my tie for a kiss"routine?

  • @gordonames1892

    @gordonames1892

    2 жыл бұрын

    I HEARD SOMEONE MENTION HE SAW RODNEY LIVE. PEOPLE WERE THROWING JOINTS ON STAGE. RODNEY PICKED UP THE BIGGEST JOINT AND SMOKED IT FOR THE REMAINING 45 MINUTES!!

  • @BundyBundeswehr
    @BundyBundeswehr Жыл бұрын

    GOAT. Biggest influence on comedians around the world. RIP

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego278 Жыл бұрын

    When I heard that He passed away; I got all choked up! He moved next door to me!! He was truly an orginal, and a Class Act! No one could make me laugh, like He could!!

  • @mat4410
    @mat4410 Жыл бұрын

    The greatest thing about Rodney, is he was all comedy genius and didn’t depend on profanity shock factor; he knew the difference. He was the guy at the local bar in NY. Truly one of the greatest of all time.

  • @jonp4846

    @jonp4846

    Жыл бұрын

    I saw him live in the late 70's. He used plenty of profanity. Different than when on TV.

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster

    @ARCtheCartoonMaster

    Жыл бұрын

    And yet people complain that we’re not allowed to be shocking anymore. You can’t please everyone.

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster

    @ARCtheCartoonMaster

    Жыл бұрын

    And yet people complain that we’re not allowed to be shocking anymore. You can’t please everyone.

  • @shannontarrant1826

    @shannontarrant1826

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jonp4846 Ya I know that Rodney and I love the ditty Rodney and the not so ditty mouth Rodney to the true KING AND G.O.A.T OF ONE LINERS!!!

  • @BundyBundeswehr

    @BundyBundeswehr

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ARCtheCartoonMaster You can be shocking without offending someone.

  • @peopleschampionshipwrestli4085
    @peopleschampionshipwrestli40852 жыл бұрын

    Rodney and Don Rickles, legends that will never ever be duplicated. Comedy will never be the same.

  • @bobtaylor170

    @bobtaylor170

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rickles was a bore. Rodney was sublime.

  • @sonyaweinreis3658

    @sonyaweinreis3658

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amen

  • @AK-bw8xk

    @AK-bw8xk

    2 жыл бұрын

    I liked Rickles too, he could cut with words with perfect precision.

  • @CleetusFallwell

    @CleetusFallwell

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/c6d6r9GpdbC9ZdY.html&t

  • @alanpoland7688

    @alanpoland7688

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amen to THAT😂🤣😂‼️. I totally agree!!

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Жыл бұрын

    What a king. He and Mitch Hedberg are my favorite one liners ever. RIP to both.

  • @stefy71
    @stefy71 Жыл бұрын

    Absolute comic genius. One of the greatest of our time. There will NEVER be another beauty like RD.

  • @jamesw.1174
    @jamesw.11742 жыл бұрын

    RIP Rodney, heaven is a better place with you there, keep 'em laughing!

  • @deanstrand4260
    @deanstrand42602 жыл бұрын

    I'll never forget Rodney in "Caddyshack". He lets a big fart and says, "Hey who stepped on a duck?" I never laughed so hard in my life!!

  • @cool_cat007smoove3

    @cool_cat007smoove3

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fo sho

  • @jski7355

    @jski7355

    2 жыл бұрын

    The ending was great , helping the judge to find his check book !! The boat scene , Hey Smals , you scratched my anchor . Now , I no why Tigers eat their young .!! It was a great cast but Rodney stole the show . Always a fun movie to watch .

  • @garryrc

    @garryrc

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jski7355 Rodney, Knight, Murray and Chevy...amazing cast.

  • @jski7355

    @jski7355

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@garryrc when we had really " talented comedians " They could make you laugh in so many ways, just with an expression on their face , quick one liners , .Some of the zany scenarios , Many talented writers , script writers too . From the that " somewhat " radical ' not ready for prime time players in SNL and the movies they pioneered . Animal House , Caddy Shack , Blues Brothers , Coming to America , Trading places ,and a few others I've not mentioned but .Pure Laughter is a great healer of many ailments . better to say LMAO than WTF !!! 😂

  • @warrenhoffman2006

    @warrenhoffman2006

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey, Wang I think this place is restricted so don't tell them you're Jewish!

  • @jammin6816
    @jammin6816 Жыл бұрын

    Back when comedians were funny

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Жыл бұрын

    “I got in a cab and told the driver to take me to a place where a guy can get some action, he took me to my house.”

  • @lorinwold6473
    @lorinwold64732 жыл бұрын

    Rodney was one of the all time greats and despite his bits about no respect he really had plenty of respect especially from those young comics whom he helped in getting started. He was also one of those who could think on their feet you just couldn't throw him off on stage he was quick with the comeback. One Rodney classic here "My old man he told me to you gotta start at the bottom. He was teaching me how to swim"

  • @rayherdz9079
    @rayherdz9079 Жыл бұрын

    The best 14 minutes and 47 seconds therapy I've ever had!!! Non-stop laughter🤣Really miss you Rodney. Thank God we have all this videos and your records.

  • @adyg5402
    @adyg54026 ай бұрын

    Never a dull moment with Rodney.Perfect delivery every time .Love him.

  • @flyingo
    @flyingo10 ай бұрын

    The absolute king. I doubt we’ll ever see such a natural pro like Rodney.

  • @NOHA-MANQABAT
    @NOHA-MANQABAT2 жыл бұрын

    Miss the real America, filled with jokes and laughter.❤🇺🇲

  • @johnpickens448
    @johnpickens4482 жыл бұрын

    cigarettes are so hard to quit, my wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack since 1973...My wife's up to three packs a day! The look on Carson's face was terrific.

  • @roberthusar442
    @roberthusar442Ай бұрын

    I saw him at the Wisconsin State Fair in the early 60's - a side show, still selling his act. Love at first sight! When it was over I wondered if I'd ever see him again, best of the best!

  • @mitchfelding2661
    @mitchfelding2661 Жыл бұрын

    He had a mind like a steel trap. Always hilarious, rapid-fire one-liners.

  • @billkramer2994
    @billkramer29942 жыл бұрын

    Heard them all and laugh just as hard! His looks and delivery are great!

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