Mitch Hedberg - Best One Liners
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I used to love Mitch Hedburn. I still do, but I used to too.
@user-wu6nk3oy4h
7 ай бұрын
Ahh you get it. lol
@brucelawson642
7 ай бұрын
Hahaha...good one😂
@JustJempas
7 ай бұрын
I read that in his voice
@gregorykrug8034
7 ай бұрын
Mitch Hedberg jokes are like rice... oh, nevermind.
@mahlonedwards6826
7 ай бұрын
Best ! But Hedberg.
He told a joke that didn't get much on laughs and then said "I will fix that joke. I'll take out all the words and put in new words"😂..... priceless!😂😂😂😂
@codyeble6764
6 ай бұрын
We'll call this "hit or miss"
@ross798
5 ай бұрын
Just reading that cracked me up.
@Rizzardofozz3
5 ай бұрын
I’m reading it in his voice…hilarious! 😆
"Here's a picture of me when I was younger. ALL PICTURES of you are you when you were younger!"
Mitch was hysterical. His perspectives on normal everyday circumstances was brilliant. RIP
@Diesel-ship23
7 ай бұрын
What happened to Mitch?
@jeremyjohnson9585
6 ай бұрын
@@Diesel-ship23he passed away from an overdose. If you like his humor, then check out Flula Borg and his vlogs. He has a brilliant outside the box take similar to Mitch.
@74jojo
6 ай бұрын
@@Diesel-ship23accidental drug overdose
@azrielstone4515
6 ай бұрын
@@Diesel-ship23He died in 2005 due to an accidental overdose.
@polepino
5 ай бұрын
@@azrielstone4515 he was also a habitual user, so by the time he died in 05, his internals weren't exactly fresh. RIP for sure
Mitch saw things that the rest of the world didn't notice. RIP Mitch. You were ahead of your time.
@TCVideoNow
Жыл бұрын
He truly was one of the best to ever perform.
@user-mi1kl2iv6p
Ай бұрын
Really?
@satanicsmoresmusic
Күн бұрын
More like timeless
One of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes... “I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.”
People often say his comedic genius was ended far too early. For years I assumed he passed at 2am. (I hope he’d appreciate that silly joke) 😁 We love and miss you Mitch! ❤
@matrixphijr
6 ай бұрын
2:00? What an oddly specific time. I would’ve expected it to be 2:08 or something.
@tysonatkins2236
6 ай бұрын
A brilliant comment! Followed by a brilliant comment! What a coincidence that you both commented on this topic together! I can't wait until the number of comments reaches 40,008! Man, I should have just said, "Yeah!"
@Rizzardofozz3
5 ай бұрын
I’m reading that in Mitch’s voice…hilarious 😂
@madenabennett
3 ай бұрын
perfect epitaph for his tombstone!
His delivery style is so outrageous. Even when the joke is mid the silliness of the premise makes you snicker
@02SplinterCell02
Ай бұрын
Trait of a great comedian “you don’t have to be funny to make people laugh”
He was so great and he didn't know it. He is missed.
Hedberg was one of those comics who not only wrote great jokes, but also made them 10 times funnier with his delivery. That halting cadence and over-emphasizing certain words ("brought to you by your friends at Yo-PLAIT!" lol!) turned a lot of those 3-second laughs into 10-second bust-ups with applause. One of a kind -- and definitely one of the greats.
@54raynor
7 ай бұрын
It’s impossible to tell a Mitch Hedberg joke without also doing a Mitch Hedberg impression.
@mahlonedwards6826
7 ай бұрын
Well and accurately put. This is a 4br house. This fourth br has a stove and refrigerator. Club sandwich. Donut receipt. Rice. Potato. Pringles. KitKat. Wallpounding...Go Around! Funny joke pen afar. Dream chase...catch up. Truly one-of-a-kind !
@mitchellharris4040
4 ай бұрын
It's called a "persona" comedian. Anyone else can deliver that material and it would completely bomb.
All I can say is he probably had no idea how great he was or how loved he was.... Honestly I don't know anyone who did not think this man was a comedic genius. We truly miss you bro....❤
Damn fine comedian. Genuinely funny observations delivered in a genuinely funny style. And no need for obscenities or trashing anyone. That's rare these days. RIP
Imagine if mitch was on twitter. " Why is everyone following me?" " please go around."
I’m fully convinced that if Mitch Hedberg had made it to the Twitter era, he’d be considered the greatest comedian in history.
@MrChopsticktech
7 ай бұрын
I doubt he could have beaten George Carlin.
@mastod0n1
7 ай бұрын
He would have killed it on Twitter. His jokes are perfect for that medium.
@Official_DumbTube_Commenter
6 ай бұрын
Twitter?
@jamessouth3808
4 ай бұрын
His jokes are good. But his delivery makes them what they are. Wouldn’t be as good just written down
-“This is not a library.” -“OK, I will talk louder, then” 😂
What an absolute genius Mitch was. He still is, but also was.
So brilliant. When he died there was a huge void in comedy for decades. We miss you Mitch. You were very special.
I got sad when he said "Mitch don't give up"
Got to see him live in seattle a few months before he died. Utterly blessed feeling. RIP
One of my favorites was "I used to take drugs. I still do but I used to"
I had a parrot and it could talk but I didn't say "I'm hungry" so it died. 😅😅😅😅
@user-hb1rg5jp9n
24 күн бұрын
Hysterical!
@stacynortham376
10 күн бұрын
I never heard that one. That's a good one
Good news, the top two corners of the map are just one place. 😂
@bernhardwall6876
19 күн бұрын
But only if it's a map of the whole world.
The more you use a cigarette lighter, the lighter it gets. " Mitch " 🤓
I miss Mitch so much.
Sorry for the convenience is something i still say to myself when using escalators
Mitch has been one of my favorite comedians since I was a kid
@garrghhh
3 күн бұрын
To rip-off Tom Lehrer (who was [& still is] also hilarious*): Mitch Hedberg, _who has been my particular idol since childbirth..._ 😄 * Perhaps even more fundamentally 'ahead of his time', though rather different style. Another one of the greats, in the same pantheon as Mr Hedberg.
Mitch Hedberg is the Kurt Cobain of stand up comedy.
@TayR0C
6 ай бұрын
I don't think Mitch was murdered by his wife.
@michaelstarling6361
6 ай бұрын
@@TayR0C No, but he WAS killed by the love of his life...
@Official_DumbTube_Commenter
6 ай бұрын
@@TayR0CCobain wasn't either 🙄
@TayR0C
6 ай бұрын
@@Official_DumbTube_Commenter sure. Keep telling yourself that.
@TayR0C
6 ай бұрын
@@michaelstarling6361 Awesome comment.
such great delivery! I laugh even when the joke isn’t that great because the delivery is so impeccable.
I discovered him too late. Brilliant. No one does his brand of comedy.
@sheldonm
6 ай бұрын
This brand of comedy is (sacred) off limits
@katelynssugarpuddin1587
6 ай бұрын
Demetri Martin is like that
@codyeble6764
6 ай бұрын
There's actually a bunch of of comedians that copied his style and delivery but none of them made it big because they forgot one key element... They werent Mitch
@mikecorbett9687
4 ай бұрын
Steven wright is similar
Dude was pure genius. Sorely missed.
RIP brother. A true original and classic
No no, Thank YOU Mitch for all the laughs and the gift for seeing things in a different light. RIP
0:12 when the setup is so good you don't need the punchline!
Mitch walked to a drumbeat all his own. RIP
Another of the tragic losses of talent in the entertainment industry. Mostly clean and he had a unique perspective on the world. RIP Mitch
Love Mitch! Favorite one from him. (Paraphrasing, obviously): “The owner of the club told me if you guys don’t laugh that I’ve have to pick up the trash after the show. So please laugh. Or don’t drop anything.”
RIP sir, you brought joy to a lot of us.
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard 😂😂😂. He’s a fucking genius!
I know all of his jokes by heart and they still make me laugh every single time and I don't think I can say that about any other comedian, his writing, delivery and timing was perfect.
Greatest delivery of any standup comic ever.
Mitch is awesome. I love a comedian that can take everyday situations or things you say, and say them back to you in a way that makes you laugh.
Truly one of the greats!
One of my favourites was, "i tried to walk into 'target" but i missed ! 😂
He has a certain type of humor that .asked me feel like him and Norm McDonald woulda been the bestest of friends
Lost him too soon. Thanks for putting this together 😅
Was well on his way to becoming one of the comedy GOATS. RIP Mitch.
@codyeble6764
6 ай бұрын
I still put him in my top 5 to listen to
@just-dl
5 ай бұрын
Some say he made it. Me, for instance.
Thank you Marc for introducing me to Mitch...I bust a gut every time! RIP Mitch...
My personal favorite comic of all time
Genius. Sadly missed. Don't do drugs kids.
Thank heaven for Mitch. The purest fountain of comedy ever.
Hate when I remember somebody look em up and realize they passed 😢
This man was the legendary inventor of Dad jokes 😂
Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana I said no. But I do want a regular banana later so, yes 🤣
"..such an EVEN number" LOL!!!!
The fan wasn't lying, it just interpreted the question differenly. It has 4 settings low, mid, high and off.
So spot on ❤
finally A mitch compilation
One of the funniest people ever
You got all of them !
Wow! I heard some new (to me) material! But i laugh at his lines even if ive heard them a hundred times!
god, I love Mitch. Yeah, he’s funny as all heck, (and with that wonderful accent) - but he’s also such a sweetie. And, yes, I’m using the present tense, cause he’s still here. 🥀🌹🌱
Legend.
Got to love the ask your dreams were there going and hook up with them later. 😄👍
Rice! When you are hungry and you want 2000 of something.
I love a good one liner, and several several liners.
Just came across this, crazy good.
That first line makes me think of one of my fave Tom Waits quips- “all weather is strange…. When you’re strange”
Loved Mitch!!!! RIP msn
We still miss ya bro 🫂
The top 2 corners of the map 😂
Love the rice gag
@undango
5 ай бұрын
That was the one that got me too
I like to ask the fan questions it would say no to 😂
I make sure to buy close to reach plants now, thanks 🙏
A comedic genius and he did it all without a dirty mouth or curse words! Real talent the world will forever miss..😮
8:15 possibly my favorite. Thanks, Mitch.
RIP Mitch!! I hope you found the pineapple lifesaver in the sky😅!
@TCVideoNow
Ай бұрын
I hope so too!
Legend
I like Mitch Hedberg, he's great when your in the mood for some jokes and want two thousand of something.
Cant wait to see him live!
@communicationbreakdown256
6 ай бұрын
Um yeah
@notanother7396
4 ай бұрын
I have bad news
So good
So many great bits. "how can anyone eat at a time like this...people are missing...Busch search party of 3" one of my favorites. " but first I have to go to the two corners of the world so I can pin it up" Genius
I didn’t sleep for 10 days because that would be too long
If he were still alive I bet he’d watch this and say: I don’t remember being that blurry on TV. Crazy that it’s been about 20 years.
@0thers1d3
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy was Epic
I ❤️ ed this guy. What a loss..
He was a comical genius!
You were the goddamn funniest ♥️
He would have been the king of twitter
@BigBetSirSki
3 ай бұрын
Bruh ong 😂
I swear this man is my long lost brother
Mitch was the "King of One Liners".
@stilllearning6656
2 күн бұрын
Ever heard of Rodney Dangerfield.
R.I.P. to all good comedians. I have yet to provide a receipt to the I.R.S. for the purchase of a donut. L O.L. : ).
hehe never a bad day for a lil mitch =)
Why do the GOATS leave us so soon? Hopefully I'll have a front row cloud in heaven for Mitch's eternal performances
@jasonwebb5964
6 ай бұрын
The funniest people are the ones hurting the most. That leads to drugs to numb it.
I love the escalator joke.
This bedroom has a oven in it. And this bedroom is aka a hallway.
Love him! Gone way too soon.
I meant to go into Target the other day, but I missed.
RIP to an absolute legend
The escalator line is the one I remember most.
Genius gone too soon. Pure genius. Original. SNL hasn’t been funny for over a decade. We need Mitch now more than ever. RIP genius Mitch.