"Young man, we can't get it off him." Now THAT is a legendary joke right there!! 😂😂😂

@jasonkoch3182

Жыл бұрын

I shared this clip with my mom, and she busted up laughing. Apparently her grandpa had to be forced into getting a new suit for my mom's and dad's wedding. And it ended up being the only suit he owned. When he died 10 years later, they had him buried in it.

@saragrant9749

Жыл бұрын

Gotta love grandma!!

@StevenZeller-eh7yr

4 ай бұрын

You ain't lying

" This poor man can't catch a break dead." I had to set my phone and my coffee down to laugh. Thank you for that!

"We can't get it off him". Best line ever.

@marshel420

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@SupermarketSweep777

4 жыл бұрын

Well you could. Gonna need an excavator though.

@stevenspence5447

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know. My grandfather may have had a better one. He was going through the MAID (Medically Assisted in Dying) process and was cancelling magazine/paper subscriptions. He phoned one up, and no joke this was the conversation: "Hello, I'd like to cancel my subscription" "We're sorry to hear that, is there something you're not satisfied with?" "Nope, I'm just going away and I don't need it any more." "In that case we can keep it on hold until you come back." "I'm not coming back." "Well we can send it to wherever you're going if you'd like." "No, thanks, I'm going to the graveyard." ".....I'm sorry. What do you mean?" "I'm dying." "Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that." "No problem, I picked the date." **Click**

@kennethlee2278

3 жыл бұрын

He wears it every day

@Kara_Kay_Eschel

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennethlee2278 I was going to say that! Still the truth.

This guy can tell dead grandparent jokes and still make it tasteful and funny.

"My family's crazy and that makes me funny." We must be related.

@vh6307

3 жыл бұрын

That makes me Bill's twice removed, second step-cousin's cousin then!😉😊🤗

@ajudylee

2 жыл бұрын

Aren't all families crazy..

@brianortiz5238

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure I am.

@saragrant9749

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought too 🤣

@rochellethundercloud346

6 ай бұрын

You,too?

One of the greatest storytellers ever

@thetrain3302

2 жыл бұрын

I’d love to have Bill narrate my life

@sulero-zp3rd

Жыл бұрын

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The world needs more crazy families like yours mr.engvall.

@Tyrunner0097

4 жыл бұрын

Come see my mom's side of the family. It's like I always say, it's a good thing we can laugh at each other, else we would be killing each other.

@alexdaunoy9678

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tyrunner0097 My family is the same way.

My grandfather passed away 10 months ago. He and my grandma were married for 54 years until the day he passed. Thanks for the laughs!!

"We can't get it off him". One of the best punchlines I have ever heard!

ALL of us can relate to some degree about "crazy family!" LOL!

My grandpa died 2 weeks ago, my grandparents were married for 65 yrs. Thank you for the laugh.

@adventurious1234

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear...

@TheMightsparrow

4 жыл бұрын

My condolences.......

@billdowney6891

4 жыл бұрын

God Bless them. Sorry for your loss.

@virgo81chick

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you :)

@jmb72390

4 жыл бұрын

Beautiful thing to be together of 65yrs

One of comedy's best storytellers.

Georgetown, TX is not little anymore. Thank you Bill's Grandma.

Nothing beats clean and fun humor Bill and Jeff are the 2 big favorites👍😎

this reminds me of my grandma. She died just this year, thanks bill for reminding me of how funny she was and the relationship of her and grandpa. Thank you, Its been hard to accept and you are making it easier

"How's Ray enjoying his suit?" I would've replied with "Oh young man, I'm sure he'll take it to the grave with him" or "he wears it every day."

@thecowboy9698

4 жыл бұрын

Good one!

Good ole fashioned clean fun humor! Thank you Bill!

Whatever Bill Engvall posts we are going to watch. We are in the middle of hurricane Dorian and I could use a dose of Bill Engvall one of the greatest comedians of all time!

@yama51092

4 жыл бұрын

Prayers from California. Hope it ends soon!

@seanlauer7483

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry that you're going through that HORRIFIC TRAGIC Weather I hope that your Family Friends and your close ones are ok

@MrONELAST8

4 жыл бұрын

So I'm guessing your not in Freeport so if you wait 3-4 more days Dorian might drop in

@Pinkranger87

4 жыл бұрын

Hope you guys are okay

@ChrisBrown-rf3yp

4 жыл бұрын

Hope you guys stay happy and safe😃💖

Can we all agree that Bill is that one grandpa/uncle that you actually enjoy hanging out with?

THANK YOU GRAMMA ENGVALL FOR GIVING US MOMMA/POPPA ENGVALL AND THANK THEM BOTH FOR GIVING US THIS GUY (WILLIAM/BILL) 😂..!!

We all got them crazy relatives ☺

Damn he's lucky that both his grandfather and grandmother were still alive when he was in college

@zippyzipster46

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. My wife had all 4 of hers until they all hit their 90s. I had one in college. And she lived 7 hours away.

@penniewyatt9391

2 жыл бұрын

I’d have settled for high school.

@zippyzipster46

2 жыл бұрын

@@penniewyatt9391 me too. I didn’t know either of my grandfathers. They had so much to teach all of us.

@sophierobinson2738

2 жыл бұрын

I had 5 grandpas. All but one was dead before I was 5. Grandpa Bad Wolf died in the 80's.

That grandma's level of awesomeness is one for the history books!

Oh my that was so funny. I remember listening to him when I was a teenager & still listen to him to this day he's a very funny man

Bill, the world needs a little more crazy like your family to give us a good laugh

That was hilarious! More please.

His grandma sounds lovely

Macy's is getting really creative with their ads! Thank you for the laughs Mr. Engvall

The best comedians are the ones that uses their own life for comedy :D

@EndlessSummer888

4 жыл бұрын

I've noticed that the best comedians are the ones who say something you can relate to. That's why George Carlin is my favorite.

When I'm talking to my grandmother on the phone when she says goodbye or that she's going to say goodbye she starts up another conversation two or three times till she decides to finly hang up. thanks for the laugh bill. God bless

Hey there Bill I can't wait for the meals on wheels story that one kills me.

That's not crazy. It's just being from the South😂😂😂😂😂

@bigmex8794

4 жыл бұрын

myname hascake facts 😂

@guardsmanom134

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, and here I thought I was speshill. (Edit: This was a joke, if you couldn't tell)

@guardsmanom134

4 жыл бұрын

@Sentient Zealot XIII sure, you bring the would... I get burned by my own jokes!

@eligebrown8998

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@eligebrown8998

4 жыл бұрын

@Sentient Zealot XIII 😆😆

Gotta love Grandma😂

That was hilarious. I don't know if Bill reads these or not but if he does, you are one of THE best at what you do. I have & always will be a big fan of yours. Thank you for all the laughs though the years. Look forward to what the future hold. Have a blessed weekend. Give my best to your family. 😇💕 😄

I guess you could say he was “tickled to death” with that suit.

Watched this story over and over again! Can't stop laughing 🤣

So happy hes posting some of his bits now.

Great uncle Roy passed away. His daughter & great uncle Louie are talking to the funeral guy about caskets & naturally he’s trying to play on grief and sell them the highest priced casket. He’s giving a sales pitch about the wood, the hinges and how watertight the casket is. Great uncle Louie stopped him in his tracks when he asked “How often do you check it?”

@grizzfan08

2 жыл бұрын

Here's Your Sign!!!

@donnaleeah5075

15 күн бұрын

Lololol that ctacked me up! TY

I've been watching him for years and in my opinion he is the best

Bill tells the best stories just love the guy he is The best

I was raised in southern IL & this neck of the woods we have our own way of speakin'. I grew up listening to all kinds of stories & can definitely identify with his stories.

Accidentally found this guy on you tube; love love love him!!

Bill Engvall, you are ALWAYS a dose of pure, authentic FUNNY! Bless your heart for helping all of us laugh in times where laughter is often difficult to find! Thank you!

That's funny, love to YOU AND ALL the GRANPARENTS

0:34 "she just loved to talk. She'd talk to y'all, the mic stand, the stool, these walls" 💀🤣

Love country people. My daddy was an overall man. Mom finally took him to Atwood's and got him 3 pairs of overalls. She told him these he wore to church and town, he could wear the others rest of the time. LOL. He did have his favorites.

Best comedian EVER I am totally hooked on his clean humor.😂

Great story! No vulgar language and truly funny. You really know how to spin a story. Thanks for the laughs.

@TheHeartOne

4 жыл бұрын

D Fuss, absolutely spot on! Love this comment!

I've seen Bill Live a few years ago, he was fantastic. I grew up on his comedy. My all time favorite comedian.

Yeah I wish I had a crazy family like that.

My grandma was several twinkles short of a glitter too! Nice to know other families get it as well 😂😅!

These videos are all that’s keeping me from getting stir crazy

I’m laughing so hard.😂

Very very 😁 funny 😂 you make my day. 😃😃😃😂😂😂😁😁😁😁

These are the grandmas with the best stories!!

LOL! It's families like yours that add spice to life! Here in farm/ranch land, there was a large farming family by the last name Darr. Back when the highway patrol first got radar, the officer pulled over an old farmer and told him according to radar he was speeding. The old farmer said "I don't care what Sam Darr, John Darr, or Ray Darr, or any of those other Darr's said, I wasn't speeding, and they can all go to hell." The farmer put his truck in drive and drove off. The officer said he was laughing so much, he just let him go on. LOL Got to love old people!

@albakreuk5830

4 жыл бұрын

Missy B ha, I like that.

@65coupestang

4 жыл бұрын

Well old is a relative term old as in how old 🤔..?? As in like 85 or so years old again with the :🤔..??

@65coupestang

4 жыл бұрын

'Least he had a sense of humor I like that ,some of these ol folks can be funnier than funny not knowing about modern technology/keeping up on the newest inventions etc 😂 they are inadvertently funny not that they mean to be 😂..!!

@missyb2366

4 жыл бұрын

@@65coupestang let's just say a farmer with senior citizen status 😊

@65coupestang

4 жыл бұрын

@@missyb2366 what may I adk did you mean by a farmer with senior citizen status 🤔..??

This poor man cant catch a break dead. I cant stop laughing

I could listen to his stories all day!! All time fav!

I am a big fan of Bill he is so funny !

He's so freaking funny!

Life stories with self-deprecating humor are the best.

My reply to Mr Macy.... "He wears it everyday."

Bill Engvall is awesome

Love it!!😂😂😂😂

oh my goodness my grandma was like this and grandpa always had the newspaper such a great comedian

I had a cousin who read the daily obituaries just to make sure she was still alive, crazy love

My father law reminds me of my grandfather was quiet like his grandfather

Man, I can hear this in my grandmas voice!😂😂😂

Being funny because of Grandma to me is a blessing cause my grandma was hilarious!!! i miss her everyday but i always think of the best times ever with her to get through everyday.

This is the type of humor I miss so much. And not one curse word in it.

This guy’s hilarious

Oh my god, do you have a camera in my family's house???

His stories are hysterical....

Omgosh!!! I just love Bill

God bless them! Too funny! 😂🙏🏼

Isn't every family a little on the crazy side? I love this part of Bill's stand up.

Bill, I stumbled upon this routine and it brought back great memories. My husband and I along with some six others went to see you in Houston's Arena Theater. It was in the late 80's or early 90's. We are not sure, but "Here's your sign" was popular and we all wore t-shirts with that on them. We were allowed to meet you backstage and you signed our shirts. We still think you are the best. I can send you the picture of all of us taken with you that night. If you want to get it, give me an email or test to send it to you. Love you Man!

Always outstanding!!!!!!

1:15 1:25-1:30 1:32-1:35 1:40-1:50 1:55-2:02 2:10-2:13 2:30-2:40 3:00-3:02 3:08-3:10 4:10-4:33 is my favorite part of the video ‼️💯

I love your stories...You make me laugh all the time..

I'm such a big fan of yours! I think you're absolutely hilarious. It really brought back memories of my life from the past. Thank you for making us laugh as we are going through a lot!

He has the best stories. So funny

That's awesome! I laughed so hard.

I feel so sorry for Bill that he lost his granddad, but that was funny as heck!

Priceless

That was great!!!!😂 I have really been enjoying Bill’s comedy lately. 👍

Grandparents...God bless them!

My family is crazy I wish it made me funny

@capitalpunishment40

4 жыл бұрын

%z

@MrsAmericanFreedom

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

Love you Bill

Hilarious Man I love it

GS Bill Engvall 😂😂😂

Hahahaha the best ever!!!

Spitting image of my grandparents.

I loved bait shop movie I thought it was very well done Bill's a legend

God bless our grandparents.

bill engvall your the best 😂😂😂

I guess all of us Texans have the same tribe, they just move around the state to fill our hearts

@Nivasi

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Bill, org out of the Houston, Galveston area

Grew up watching this man and I don’t regret it for a second xD I remember seven year old me looking at my mother and asking, “What’s he mean by, “You don’t wanna look over at Grandpa and see anything that looks like a baby bird?”To which my dad lost it xD

OMG I'm laughing so Hard!!!

I feel like you should write a book And even though I hate reading I’ll read it hundreds of times