When I feel depressed I just watch this guy AND IT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF

@stoneymacgyver7803

Жыл бұрын

Foxworthy definitely has the ability to bring laughter out of most people, same as Engvall can as well. Ones personal favorite comedy specials of all is Jeff Foxworthys "Totally Committed." Very good.

Back when people didn’t get offended man I miss it

"That looks like two blue Volkswagens trying to pass each other on a gravel road." - Classic.

OMG - agree with that spandex fashion tip. If one is a wide load where you can perch a juice glass on both hips DO NOT wear spandex. If that spandex were to give way and burst it could kill someone. Good one Jeff!

Jeff Foxworthy is absolutely the best comedian I have ever heard! I wish he was still doing comedy!!!!!

@barrydlewis7768

2 жыл бұрын

He is

@ceilconstante640

Жыл бұрын

He's great! Fred klett Discipling children is hilarious and clean.

@Lopal12

Жыл бұрын

where can i find full length videos on youtube?

@thomasschwarting5108

Жыл бұрын

@@Lopal12 They're out there. Some over an hour long.

@davidkuntze7992

Жыл бұрын

As of 2023 he’ll be doing the Washington state fair this fall

TRUTH ....is not body shaming....it is TRUTH!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍

LMAO!!! "From a distance she looked like a poodle riding a hippity hop" OMG THAT WAS LIKE PEE YOUR PANTS HILARIOUS!!

@stevenporter6445

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if I was the only person who remembered the hippityhop

@stevenporter6445

2 жыл бұрын

That's one of those visuals that can hit you at any time

@sappygirl1955

2 жыл бұрын

That joke gave me a good guffaw!😆

@stevenporter6445

2 жыл бұрын

What if her boobs get to work five minutes before she does

I laughed so much at this. This will never fly today. Lighten’ up people and just laugh at life. Our society has lost humor. How sad it must be to be offended by every word as opposed to just laugh at reality.

@CaseyScoffieldWOW

2 жыл бұрын

Dude I could never live my life that way. I’m sorry but, I’d be miserable. Crazy to think isn’t it? Today’s people are more comfortable being miserable than they are putting on a smile and just having a laugh.

@geb1350

Жыл бұрын

redneck was a derogatory term used to describe the mining union men who fought for their lives against the US government in WV in the 1920s, that is reality

@derekangle9737

Жыл бұрын

youve never heard of Bill Burr then?

@texasvet2729

8 ай бұрын

You sound pretty triggered though

@p.n.r8511

8 ай бұрын

Honestly you need to have a sense of humor in today’s society it helps a lot

Its nice to hear standup comedy with no cursing. Just pure wit and creativity!

@thecowboy9698

4 жыл бұрын

I love these type of comedians. Good, clean, someone you can take your kids to go see.

@johnjordan1948

3 жыл бұрын

It's is possible to do both ya know

@franny5295

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecowboy9698 I'm literally watching this with my 4 year old lol...

@5jerry1

2 жыл бұрын

~ The irony of his Comedy Central Roast is he was the only one who did this type of material; the rest were what you'd expect.

@davidschofield7351

2 жыл бұрын

Amen to that.

I saw him at a comedy club when I was in college, and I cried, just that wheeze kinda laugh, it was brutal, but so funny. He's still killing it!

I really miss this kind of comedy.

Jeff Foxworthy never disappoints.

This is far and away the best comedy skit ever performed, without equal.

Love it, Jeff Foxworthy hilarious and we've all seen some of those fashion disasters 🤣

He is a comic genius!! Jeff Foxworthy

I freaking LOVE him. Everyone thinks these things and he proves that we're not alone.

The only guy who comfortably gets away with fat jokes!

@scottmcshannon6821

2 жыл бұрын

fluffy tells a lot of fat jokes.

"If... , you MAY want to pay attention." - aka "... that MAY be a clue!", lol! 😂 One of my top three - Bill Engvall, George Carlin, Jeff Foxworthy - all equally hilarious AND honest! 😂😂😂 Plus several others as well, but too many to list here. I love comedians that are not only funny, but relevant as well. These three, along with many others manage to take current issues/situations, and bring them across in a funny, and in my opinion, very truthful way. We really do need to be able to take a minute sometimes, and view these situations in a more humerous light. It definitely helps to relieve some of the everyday stresses we all deal with on a daily basis! 😁 Laughter really CAN be the best medicine! 😁 Thank you to all those that can make us laugh, especially at ourselves! 🍻💞👍🍻

@cathyarnett520

4 жыл бұрын

Magic-cat T Jim Gaffigan is very subtle , but he is one of my fav comedians in 2020

As a former Walmart Employee, I can confirm everything he said is true. I still get nightmares about the self checkout..

@keepcharlottecountygreen150

Жыл бұрын

My Mom is legally blind. I've been at Walmart, turned to her and said, "Sometimes I envy you."

@cc1k435

Жыл бұрын

😆🤣

"I could hear the zipper crying!" GREAT line! you go, Foxworthy. CLEAN HUMOUR is awesome

@jaypritchett6846

4 жыл бұрын

PigsInBlanket 2:10 my hubby said the first girl he went out with was a pretty big chick and all she wore was yoga pants lol

@mistiinseattle

2 жыл бұрын

you call this clean humor? I stopped watching because he is so rude and vulgar

@Acesspaded

2 жыл бұрын

@@mistiinseattle how is he rude and vulgar? Most of his humor is actually pretty clean.

@darlenebuck431

11 ай бұрын

@@mistiinseattle you are aware his humor is based on real life nothing is made up and he doesn't curse either.

I love it the big people are laughing just as must as anyone.

everytime i see this it blows me away!!!funny as hell,he's one of a kind

I don't normally get American humour, but this made me laugh a lot.

@virg0_lem0nade

10 ай бұрын

Foxworthy is a genuinely witty guy! His standup is great.

I had forgotten how funny this guy was.

"If the most expensive thing you bought at the all came from the food court." I'm sure as hell guilty of that one.

@mberka12

Жыл бұрын

That has happened to me so many times it ate funny 😁

@thomasschwarting5108

Жыл бұрын

I'm guilty of the belly thing.

He's so right about the age limit😂😂

love his comparisons.

Been a fan of since i was 12 n im 40 now n i still love him ❤😎💯

I would like to add, just because we're a classless society doesn't mean we can't have any decorum. I saw an entire family at a restaurant all wearing their finest pair of sweatpants and sweatshirts. No one's asking for anyone to wear a suit or tux to go to Red Lobster, but c'mon people, we can try to at least look like we tried a little bit.

@jackidemchak4863

Жыл бұрын

Lol, was this a Red Lobster in Indiana during September? If yes, that might have been me and my family!

@maggiegarber246

Ай бұрын

Surprised it wasn’t at church or a funeral!

We have A LOT of humor. We just have strange humor. But That is what makes it so funny.

Minute 5:56, "No one wants to look at sThing that looks like a babybird!" (euphemism 4 guys wearing super shorts, showing their wee-wee, GREAT LINE. Thumbs up for CLEAN Laughs

@victorhernandez8723

5 жыл бұрын

PigsInBlanket Gross!

@rodhotchin182

3 ай бұрын

What we call budgie smugglers in Oz

he is sooo right about all the things he said. Some people should not wear some of the things they do

this is hilarious!!!! Some people really really really REALLY REALLY need to listen to this : )

There are some older women who looks good in certain clothing young girls wear, but it aint for anybody, just because someone does it, doesnt mean they should

I love this guy you don’t have to cuss to be funny

@thomasschwarting5108

Жыл бұрын

I've been saying that for years!!

He's awesome I so needed this laughed so hard thankyou your great❤

I've always heard spandex is a privilege not a right 🤷🏼‍♀️🤓

@dropkickmurphy4114

3 жыл бұрын

Hackers!

@Loveroffood41

3 жыл бұрын

I only wear spandex under sweats.

@stevenporter7459

3 жыл бұрын

Walmart at 2am is the scariest place I've ever been

@stevenporter7459

3 жыл бұрын

@@dropkickmurphy4114 the only time I ever wore spandex was under sweats during an ice storm

What’s so funny is this is TRUE! Certain things should not be sold in certain sizes!

@jaypritchett6846

4 жыл бұрын

JenG593 2:10 my hubby said the first girl he went out with was a pretty big chick and all she wore was yoga pants lol

@askme4450

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Pritchett Why do you keep commenting this?

@waynemetevia7983

3 жыл бұрын

Amen to that!

The truth is the truth! And, again, I'm fat! But, one thing I'm NOT is in a state of denial!!!

@syndromeofadowns

4 жыл бұрын

Hoodies and basketball shorts save lives

@maddyvela7237

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@stevenporter6445

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

Miniskirts should have an age limit, especially leather ones.

@AnthonyBarthelCurbside

5 жыл бұрын

Oh dear god yes.

@maryshoemaker1334

4 жыл бұрын

Leather is a blast from the past y'all 📻🎵🔊 not a judge on this just a 80s lady here💖💗💕

@lindeeabernathy790

4 жыл бұрын

@@maryshoemaker1334 agree 1000 xs

@lindeeabernathy790

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

4 жыл бұрын

@dark zeratul at least you can tell a heavy lady from the back. Nothing like the shock of a cute girl in a mini who's on the wrong side of 60 when she turns around.

My son's girlfriend is an animal control officer, so for Christmas I got her a T-shirt that says Animal Control. I got him one that just says Animal.

"suddenly your staring at those long ballons 4 days after the party" LOL XD

I miss the days Jeff and the guys where everywhere.

quit hating cause its true

Baby bird...laughing so much Lordy.

TIGHT AIN'T ALWAYS RIGHT

This is the first time I've seen what Jeff Foxworthy looks like, he looks nothing like what I expected.

@curtismimilee3

2 жыл бұрын

I am hesitant to ask, what did you expect?

This guy is drop dead hilarious!

love your comedy...so hilarious!

Its called a JOKE!!!I feel your pain. But, the thing is that no matter what anyone says SOMEONE somewhere isnt going to like it! Its called "some of the people, some of the time!"Besides he's right! (and, I'm fat, BTW)

I've always dusted my furniture with my underwear, ... what's Jeff talkin' about? ha

@Riku_Sarashiki

3 жыл бұрын

Then YOU must pay attention, cause this is directed at you lol.

I'm rolling on the floor. And my sides hurt Dinesh de Sousa said it all. I want to live in a country where all the poor people are overweight.

Walmart is pretty normal when the sun is out, but after dark (11:00 pm +) it transforms into a whole other world... If you want to see the more interesting side of humanity, come to walmart during the graveyard hours, you wont be disappointed😂

@hadmatter9240

5 жыл бұрын

It depends on where you're at. The only time I will go to one of the Walmart stores in this town is after midnight because there are far fewer people shopping at that time. But in the daytime it's like being in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

@daleholbert3111

5 жыл бұрын

Freak and drunk show

@darrellfrenzel8524

4 жыл бұрын

really depends on the day of the week/month. take tomorrow for instance, 1st of the month, a friday. not a chance in hell i would venture into a walmart day or night.

@SupermarketSweep777

4 жыл бұрын

Just remember back in the day, you had to wait and pay to get into the circus to see a freak show.

@kyleshiflet9952

3 жыл бұрын

I went to one and was hit on by a hooker at midnight

"PULL YOUR PANTS UP!"

@darleneprice6660

4 жыл бұрын

The Cowboy hey Google I think Jeff Foxworthy is an a****** for making fun of big people that makes me mad

@Portuguese-linguica

4 жыл бұрын

@@darleneprice6660 get over it cupcake

@donotneed2250

4 жыл бұрын

Right! That prison sissy look looks unsanitary.

@camh6328

4 жыл бұрын

@@darleneprice6660 I am bigger myself. Relax, as long as we know who we are there is no need to get upset. He's a comedian... see the humor in it. Besides, some of us really do need to dress better. Sometimes even myself 😂😂 😂

@darleneprice6660

4 жыл бұрын

I@@camh6328

Reading by braille 😂 i love this guy

He made me laugh so hard im crying

One of the funniest, most family-friendly successful comedians of all time. Been a fan of his since I first heard "Party all night" back in the day.

How true, how true!

Oh Jeff, how we love you

Laughed so hard @ parts 1 & 2 I wet my pants!!😂😂

it's true lol I work overnight at Wal-Mart, and I see this all the time. just the other night, a lady came in while I was on "door security" duty (the most boring job ever invented, I assure you, but at least that's not what I do all the time there)... this lady had on a thin, white and light gray shirt... with a clearly visible neon pink bra under it XD I instantly thought of this clip

@shadowking1380

6 жыл бұрын

AshErika Michaela I know precisely what you mean about a month or two ago we had this teenage girl who came in and was wearing more or less plastic wrap on her body and more visible tape over her private parts and on her boobs and when asked why she claimed she was going to some sort of party. And good god don't even get me started on some of the others that come in at about 3 am 😂😳

@asherikamichaela8425

6 жыл бұрын

shadow king13 yep. that sounds about right XD I don't want to know what kind of party that girl was going to, but I'm pretty sure there are similar ones around here from time to time... especially when the college kids are back in town. just... yikes

@dragondancer1814

5 жыл бұрын

ACK! My husband and I used to be in security work, which meant that most of our shopping would be at Wal-Mart after midnight because of our weird hours. The sights we saw at the local Wal-Mart...well, let's just describe it as a cross between the circus freak show and Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks.

@victorhernandez8723

5 жыл бұрын

AshErika Michaela You can’t make stuff up sometimes!

@johnpadgett8173

5 жыл бұрын

The ones kill me that come in the morning still in their pajamas or lingerie and then get pissed if you look at them twice lol

I'd love to see Jeff commenting on the pictures and videos from the people of Walmart.

She was a big girl wearing a moo-moo. When she walked in front of me it looked like two eight year old's fighting under a blanket.

@chrissymariegould5387

4 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂🤣

@pontiacGXPfan

4 жыл бұрын

I just died reading this

@boyscouts83712

4 жыл бұрын

Damn!

"Tight ain't always right!" LOL

If you have to get a g-rope instead of a g-string, pay attention.

@reddsaxxmike2865

4 жыл бұрын

From the truck store, cargo tie down straps

LMAO!!! This also applies to the people here in California.

@Riku_Sarashiki

3 жыл бұрын

No state is exempt lol.

@davidkoreshyouhavetogocama7083

2 жыл бұрын

@@Riku_Sarashikihaven't seen the movie is on the list to be a good friend and her mom the movies tonight been in

Nobody wants to look at Uncle Fred and see anything that looks like a baby bird....

This is brilliant!!

I can just picture it. My city's streets are all over the place 😆

This video is true and funny as heck!

Did he say five hours? If he spent that long in Walmart he's tougher than I am by a mile

Timeless.

He is so funny, and cute. I wear jeans and colored tees, and have worn those kind of clothes since my teens, because they are comfortable, and never have liked the idea of skimpy clothes or tight ones, not for myself at any age. I agree with what he's saying in this video.

@greer8288

Жыл бұрын

You are over weight

"SAY NO TO SPANDEX!" :D

@jaypritchett6846

4 жыл бұрын

Aleks Persson 2:10 my hubby said the first girl he went out with was a pretty big chick and all she wore was yoga pants lol

My sisters husband committed about one of his aunts. He said that “she walks into a room, one boob at a time”. 😅😅😅😅😅

There should be an age and weight limit on daisy dukes and tube tops!!!

Having worked at a Wal-Mart, I can vouch for the truth of what he says! It was there that I saw the TRUE definition of "two dogs fighting under a blanket" in a massive woman's behind.

Such a great video! :) Keep up the good content ;) Hugs from Sweden

@richelleverbeck1550

5 жыл бұрын

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About half a second after he said that he could hear the zipper crying, a few kookaburras in the back yard let loose with very loud cackling cries. Spooky.

The balloon one happened with my granny 😷

I am so happy watching this in 2020

lawn balloon joke my favorite

Thank you for saying the truth!!!!!!!

Truth hurts , but it's so funny..

I went to Walmart yesterday. Can confirm that some people need to pay attention.

Hence the word "now" and all the other tips still apply in today's fashion.

He always makes me laugh until I cry.

thats one of the best parts dawg

So good!

ok so i'm on minecraft and i switch over and see this so i click it cuz i love this guy's jokes and i just cant stay off youtube :D

Laughed my ass off!

omg i LOVE cedar point!!!! I love the dragster :)

The master of metaphor.

who remembers weeble wobbles?

My Law.... Spandex cannot be worn by anyone younger than 18 or older than 29. No excuses. No defense. No appeal. I'm in my 50's, & I know better! 😂😂😂😂😂

He's awesome❤

Check out Gallagher's "You're american" sketch. I'm not sure whose been out there linger.. But they are like exactly the same.

Completely spot on

“It’s just Walmart” is a very common phrase in Arkansas.

I drive truck. Most of what he says applies to most male and female drivers.... IF you can tell them apart!

@michaelh.8280

5 жыл бұрын

Especially Swift drivers..

@donotneed2250

4 жыл бұрын

When I was growing up we had Wonder Woman and today you WONDER if it's a man or a WOMAN.

@bobbydalton6664

4 жыл бұрын

I worked in a travel center.Its true lol

@ozzykrahn806

4 жыл бұрын

I use to work at loves and i know what your talking about

@bobbydalton6664

4 жыл бұрын

@@ozzykrahn806 I did too.It was an adventure at times watching how they people acted lol.