“That’d knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!” I’m SO using that in the future!

@gladfan1989

Жыл бұрын

As will I, LOL

I’m sure women watch this and think it’s comedy, but it’s just life for us!

He has a way of taking everyday life and making it incredibly funny! And he does it without being rude about it which makes him a very rare American icon. He and his gang although they might say they and their gang are the absolute best!

I really envy his ability to be hysterically funny without being dirty.

@CHDean

3 жыл бұрын

It’s rare these days

@rg1482876

3 жыл бұрын

Him and Bill Engvall

@Fakan

3 жыл бұрын

Then you haven't seen a number of his skits.

@germandimplez

3 жыл бұрын

His men vs women jokes are HI-LARI-US! Not offensive and on point. 🤣❤️

@RealGalaxyGamers

3 жыл бұрын

DryBar comedy is the biggest and best source for extremely funny and clean comedy

He had control of the window locks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

“I love the smell of Napalm in the morning”. Apocalypse Now.

Best "Courtesy Sniff" I ever had was as the driver of a school breakfast gig. We got to leave campus to eat somewhere and on the way I felt a familiar moving of cheeks and... yes I disabled the child saftey window controls. :D

My youngest is the one in the middle of the back seat giggling.

1:59 the moment that gets me every time, just because of the way he makes it sound lmao!

That last comment about driving while having control of the window locks reminded me of when my daughter was about 8 yrs old and truthfully responded to a question about what really bothered her that her dad does. She told how awful it is when dad’s farts are so stinky and he locks the car windows closed. She just happened to tell this while a roomful of his fellow military people were listening. She later got a lecture from him about telling family things in public.

@JOHN----DOE

2 жыл бұрын

You mean, about airing the family's dirty business in public?!

No matter how many times I see this it’s still funny as hell

If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive LMAO

I’ve watched this today having heard it a few times before and I’m still crying with laughter

I wish that I could find more of his complete stand up shows.

I absolutely love the blue comedy tour guys! Jeff is really funny

Lmao. This guy is plain funny af.😂😂😂

I've done the courtesy sniff in the car. Good thing was I had control over the window locks. And we got pulled over in Nashville. I couldn't stop laughing when the cop was asking me questions. my buddy's son climbed over me to get out. it was dam funny.

@SonnyBubba

5 жыл бұрын

Fred: “Get me outta here!” Cop: “you being kidnapped or something?” Fred: “no, mister officer. John just ripped the biggest fart ever.” Cop: (leans in) “OH GOD THAT STINKS” John (laughing at the cop)

@schaefersshitposts

5 жыл бұрын

Jeff T Reminds me of when Si made chili I think on Duck Dynasty and Martin took a shit in the RV bathroom and Si decided to sit in the UTVs on the trailer in the back and the officer pulled em over

@TheGhostofMrArthurs

Жыл бұрын

@@SonnyBubba 6 months down the line "Uhhhh Jeff T, this is Officer Francis, gonna need to you to come down to 88th and Bleecker to investigate something with us"

Miss this dude! He was the greatest comedian alive

I think bad smells are a primitive way men mark their territory, cause nobody's gonna wanna be in that space, and men get it all to themselves.

@SonnyBubba

5 жыл бұрын

Heidi Thomas Maybe that explains why you can never run yourself out of the room with a fart, just everyone else.

@rebeccahherdener2068

4 жыл бұрын

LOL!😂😂😂 BOTH of these are probably extreme factoids.😂😂😂☠️☠️

@dennismiller1812

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@childwaters

2 жыл бұрын

You have just solved the mystery of why men leave their stinky clothing all over their digs. Along with being lazy, of course.

Hahahaha! I haven't seen this bit in a longgg time, but it is sooo worth it! Hahaha I just can't stop laughing! 🤣😂 🙋‍♀️🐴🍃

This is the epitome of comedy- no dirty, foul language or gross innuendo- just real life activities that are hilarious to think about!

I have this on my Pandora's comedy play list. No matter how many times they play that snippet, it's still hilarious! Especially the clip with his daughter making a 'peanut butter and jelly cracker'.

lmbo I love this Man he's so creative and funny

Yes, need to have control of the window lock! HA HA

Dear Casey !!! I love your Candle Products !!!❤

EPIC! Absolutely EPIC!

Nothing is worse than me ripping ass in the fire engine while the windows are all up

The guy in the car is my father on every car ride.🤣

@childwaters

2 жыл бұрын

Mine as well. I'd say it's passive-aggressive, but there's nothing passive about it.

I once stuck my nose in a bucket of rotten fish parts that had been forgotten about for a week in the summer time. I had the strongest stomach that day.

Reminds me of this one time in college, me and two friends were on our way to the grocery store and my buddy who was driving locked the doors and windows before releasing a nice gassy one. As the guy in the back began coughing and cussing, I let out another one that filled the car and while we were laughing up front, this woman next to us was watching with this look of horrid on her face which only made it funnier.

@kylejohnson5951

9 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of when I gassed my friend out of his own dorm room. We both had tears in our eyes but for completely different reasons

@spikebrannigan

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the woman in the other car was secretly jealous because you and your friends were having SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun, but she was alone in her car, so even if she had ripped a giant monster fart, she would've had to both enjoy it all by herself AND try not to gag from the smell...

@nolanstamper4663

2 жыл бұрын

When I was at job corps on one of our trips to stone mountain Georgia, which is 4 hours away. It was really hot, and the A/C on the bus didn't work. So it started there. After we got there and had hotdogs and beans and what not. I had a bag of popcorn from a vendor. Well it started pouring down rain on the way home. 51 dudes on the bus and I was sitting up front and that's when it hit me and my friend. Our farts were so bad that one of other friends threw up. 😂😂😂😂😂

@omar10213245

11 ай бұрын

​@@nolanstamper4663lol damn, that had to be some potent air biscuits

The car window one is the most relatable. Been there, done that

I may be a girly girl sometimes, but I swear my brain is like 50% frat boy. Most all of my friends are male (I just cannot deal with the crazy chicks in our small town, and how they live on drama like the rest of us live on oxygen), so I have always been able to hold my own amongst "the boys". My favorite part? When there's a new guy to the group, who doesn't know this about me yet...and he tries telling a dirty joke or something similar, and thinks it's going to embarrass me. And instead, I come back with something even filthier, and leave him with his mouth hanging open. My best friend refers to it as "doing that thing I do" lol!

@blast2686

2 жыл бұрын

What is the worst thing u ever sniffed?

High school ice hockey team. First practice. No one has opened their hockey bag since last season ended. Now, that is a smell.

@childwaters

2 жыл бұрын

The Opening of the Lockers in the gym after Christmas break . . .

The reason why the guy in the middle was smiling ... because he had a bad cold and his sinuses were blocked.

that's true! You never see a man in a Bath and body works....unless they're gay or married.😁

@TheCelticTrio

6 жыл бұрын

Thats not true, ive seen a few at the one in Johnson City

@nightowl3808

5 жыл бұрын

Stephie2007 I agree! Though my hubby don’t go in with me 😂

@scp-0016

5 жыл бұрын

Or he’s FUCKED up 😏

@Jarock316

4 жыл бұрын

I was there, shopping for something for my mom for Christmas.

@obridget02

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jarock316 you proved his point still...you we're shopping for a woman...not for yourself 😉

OMG pretty funny Jeff. Sad thing is....who hasn't been IN a vehicle when some dude cashed in his "courtesy sniff". And, your right it's always the dudes and aren't they proud of strange things?

My friend and I both had to take a shit at work one after the other, then our boss went in right after lol. Oh it was so bad

@rebeccahherdener2068

4 жыл бұрын

Donovan Barr that should have been a recorded sound moment.😂😂😂😂

@rebeccahherdener2068

4 жыл бұрын

Could've made it ur ringtone and played it every so often around him.😂😂😂

Sounds like me and my sisters! We will yell for the other to come and smell something horrible and then talk about it all day with our friends!

Gotta love that doe in heat 😂😂😂

Yet, they can't change a diaper w/o almost dying. HA!!!!

@rebeccahherdener2068

4 жыл бұрын

LOL'd HARD because of the truth of this!!!😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

@darlenebuck541

4 жыл бұрын

men can't change dippers without gagging or wanting to puke.

@cipher88101

4 жыл бұрын

Changed all three of my kids diapers as a stay at home dad, it can be done. Doesn't have a thing to do with gender.

@rebeccahherdener2068

4 жыл бұрын

@@cipher88101 very true. My husband is an amazing dad.💜💚 He changed the shitty diapers more often than I did. Lol. But you must admin that it's pretty rare.

@professor_n

4 жыл бұрын

Psh I could totally change a diaper without almost dying. Assuming I have a pair of gloves, gas mask, and basically the rest of the hazmat suit.

Omg this is so true.

I like smell of diesel engine running

Lol, Courtesy Sniff !!!😆😆

I live with 3 XY chromosome carriers. I will never be able to smell anything nice again!! lol I light a Sun Drenched Apricot Rose candle...what do I hear? "What is THAAAAAT awful stench?!" I got home from a week at the hospital. I was so happy to be home! So happy to not have to smell the stench of hospital! My husband opened the door and my eyes watered, I walked towards the door and this miazma assaulted me!! I bolted out into the yard and gagged!!!!!!! The trash had not been taken out, the dishes had not been done, the laundry had not been done, no window had been opened, the dog had diarrhea...... "How in the name of all that is green and holy, can you three not smell this?!?! How by the name of the dear lord and savior and all his kids, are you three able to breathe in here!?!? How in the ...nevermind. YOU- TRASH OUT! YOU- LOAD THAT DISHWASHER...AND USE THE SOAP PODS THIS TIME! YOU- HERE IS THE CARPET PET FOAM, CLEAN THAT DOG MESS UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!. I will try and save us all from the odor of teen spirit that is clinging to the laundry! YOU- OPEN EVERY SINGLE WINDOW AND DOOR! I DO NOT CARE THAT IT IS 39 DEGREES OUT AND RAINING! DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE THAT YOU WANT TO VOMIT CAUSE I LIT 47 YANKEE CANDLES IN THE HOUSE?!?! VOMIT OUTSIDE SO I DON'T HAVE TO SMELL IT!!!!!!!!!!! I nearly died while in the hospital, so here I am coming back from a near death experience, to be met with all the hounds of hell in my house, and I have to clean it before I can living in my own home again!!!!!!! So, when folks say to me when I complain I don't get enough help and they helpfully suggest I don't do anything and let them have to live in their own mess.... I have to live here too and they do not give even one eff if this place is a hoarders landfill! I should've married a woman and adopted daughters. lolol

I can't remember if it was Ron, Bill, or Larry. But I seem to recall one of them cashing in a "Courtesy Sniff" in one of the later Blue Collar Comedy Tour films. I also seem to recall Fritos and chilli were involved.

@dragondancer1814

3 жыл бұрын

That would be Larry the morning after a supper of chili Frito pie in the tour bus at the beginning of “Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again.” He was the first one to wake up and hit the head on the bus that morning, and he gassed out all three of them!

Hahaha! You are FUNNY! 🤣

Hadn't thought of it that way. LOL.

On point😂

I just came here for the Merv Hughes joke. 😁

Driving and locking the windows while being yelled new cuss words at me?been there and did that LOTS of times!

Sounds like a great reason to invite all your male friends to your next colonoscopy :-)

@berenicebauer72

5 жыл бұрын

Should make them be there for prep prior to the test.

"Cashed in his courtesy sniff" lol a window [sic] for the rest of us into the Mind of Men

Weve done the all windows down because once my fucking uncle upon our departure taped those glass stinkbomb capsules to my dads brake pedal. One hard stop at a red light and rotted fish/sulfur smell filled the car up for the next 40 miles. Lol

When I was at job corps on one of our trips to stone mountain Georgia, which is 4 hours away. It was really hot, and the A/C on the bus didn't work. So it started there. After we got there and had hotdogs and beans and what not. I had a bag of popcorn from a vendor. Well it started pouring down rain on the way home. 51 dudes on the bus and I was sitting up front and that's when it hit me and my friend. Our farts were so bad that one of other friends threw up. 😂😂😂😂😂

3:14 to 3:50 That reminds me of a science experiment gone wrong. We were learning about smells. And the teacher released a smell, but just at that moment, I ripped a *BIG* one. (I'm surprised nobody had to evacuate the school.) The teacher had to tell us what the smell was supposed to be. I still laugh thinking about it.

That is so true.👍😁😎

Too funny

On the subject of overwhelming smells…. My father was a competitive skin diver. For those who don’t know, skin diving boards usually have an enclosed compartment where the diver can keep both his needed equipment and his “catch” of the day. Once, when bringing it out of storage for a new season, he discovered that he had accidentally left a rock cod in the compartment. All. Winter. Long.

He is a real man,,,he is telling the gospel. ...I don't think any "feelings" were hurt during this show

Its true we do

Depends on the smell tho. I mean I do like the smell of champagne and lilac flowers. But I also like livestock, dirt and cigar smells.

Lmao the car window one, I'll tell you what, You never wanna be in a car and hear a click from the driver's side switches followed by a laugh. My dad pulls that trick all the time, I'll be in his truck we will be driving down the road and he started laughing, And I'm sitting there like "GOD DAMNIT RIGHT NOW? REALLY?" He will give it a few seconds, Then finally end my suffering by masking it with a new one, Because then he will roll down the window and instead of smelling ripped ass I'll be catching freezing wind stabbing me in the face for the next minute while it airs out.

me and my dad brought a freind with us hunting stopped at a gas station at 5:00 in the morning get some snacks get back to the truck hit the road and he lets one loose.....it was bad enough that we were rolling the windows down and its less than 30 out

@amandakelley1665

5 жыл бұрын

Tennessee Outdoorsman I’ve been there!

My boyfriend is a bigger lover of candles than I ever have been!! We both have a collection now, and get excited everytime we pass a Yankee Candle. 🤣

@michellerobin5461

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome! My boyfriend loves incense. Imagine my pleasant surprise to find that out, as I love incense as well!!!

@michellerobin5461

3 жыл бұрын

@@Couchlover47 What? No no. Some men are not afraid of their feminine sides 😉

Lmao my dad is like that with candles, he has been looking for one "special" candle for like six years now.

Very true 🤣🤣🤣

Having control of the window locks would've been a twofer. Allowing the other four a DOUBLE courtesy sniff later on.

Bill Ingvald times in one day if you have ever open a beer during a eulogy was pretty good

@Jarock316

4 жыл бұрын

Momma looks good don't she?

@spikebrannigan

3 жыл бұрын

I would literally rob a bank just so I could afford the price of admission to see them act out that bit at either a REAL funeral service, OR a reasonable facsimilie - the coffin, the body of the "dearly departed", the works!!!!! That would be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC!!!!!

My dad was a carpenter and he would wear a ball cap to work till it literally fell apart. They would usually last about a year and so he would get a new one around summer time. Starting around the time I turned 15, I would go to work with him during the summer. Near the end of that first first summer he introduced a game he liked to call, "Tell me that don't stink" The rule of the game was you had to smell something bad and say it don't stink. This started as his summer sweat soaked and heat ripened hat that he would just shove in my face and I would return the favor at some time down the proverbial road. However the "best" one was one was one the ride home when he just said, "Tell me that don't stink" and did nothing. I then get a whiff of the most foul smell I have ever smelled. A carton of spoiled milk combined with the gym locker of a high school boy combined with rotten eggs combined with sulfur doesn't even come close to how bad this smelled. My eyes were watering, I was coughing, and I damn near puked, all the while my dad was crying from laughter because he had locked the windows and the passenger side door to his truck was broken and couldn't be opened from the inside...

I just shared this with my dad and he and my mom thought it was funny 😂

Wow this was in my recommended

my husband is the scented candle person in our house

I have never stared at frozen orange juice because it said concentrate however I have made change in the collection plate at church from time to time I didn’t think it was a big deal I needed a dollar paper so I put in for quarters

I'm a girl but I'm a tomboy so I cant relate to both sized of this story😆😆😆😆😂🤣

@rebeccahoerter7286

4 жыл бұрын

Same here 😂

@Neon-Dog

3 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@stinkyrat6063

3 жыл бұрын

Im a tomgirl so i guess i can relate as well.

D'You know why he's laughin'?....

My brother and I do this to each other, mostly with our bad breaths. Oh man, I gave him a knockout one last week

I'm not ashamed to say I'm a good mix of both.

The difference between men and women is , when a woman says smell this, it usually smells nice.

Here I thought it was meat grilling, barbecue, gun powder, cigars, and beef stew on the range.

I'm 72 and farts are STILL funny.

Personally I can appreciate my bad smells, but other bad smells I just can’t get behind

It's all true

36 people on this post had someone cash in their courtesy sniff on them!

Hey Jeff ever heard of Come Here Deer?

Definition Of A FART =. A Fly Breaking. The Sound Barrier !!!

@spikebrannigan

3 жыл бұрын

ROTFHLMFAO TIMES INFINITY SQUARED!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not all do

I think it is less of enjoying the odour, but misery loves company.

thanks for helping me, I don't need your help!!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hockey bags lol. Yeah. You have to get to it as player.

All smells are free.

Why can't they make candles that smell like diesel or just a garage

@spikebrannigan

3 жыл бұрын

Better yet, do like they did in Pixar's "Monsters Inc." and apply some odorant in any situation that just absolutely screams for an UNpleasant smell

@synshenron798

3 жыл бұрын

@@spikebrannigan You know some people enjoy the smell of Diesel fuel. So just cause its different or a smell not everyone likes its weird or something everyone wants to hate on

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

Hey ladies, don't let him put good smells Dow! I once had a total stranger walk up to me and ask if he could smell my perfume! He stuck,his nose right near my neck and asked me what it was so he could get some for his wife! Note: It was Vercace Signature.

The shaker bottle you haven’t cleaned in 2 months....

0:16-0:22 1:12-1:17 1:23_1:28 is my favorite part of the video

the fifth guy ate black beans

My father was much more the pleasant smells, my mother was far to busy to care about something as and I quote “As stupid as smells”

That was just funny no less.