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I am guilty of saying ALL these for years before Jeff made them public knowledge. _"Widjedidje"_ more than you can imagine!🤣 The proof is right there! I even know the proper spelling!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cherylward53159 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@to.goo.685511 күн бұрын
Saw this ten years ago as a punk kid Now im in my recliner asking for teuilez
They have such awesome accents, all of them. I'm from California originally so we don't really have accents but I've picked up a little bit of an accent living in Illinois. It's pretty cool haha
@victoriathorne825224 күн бұрын
Lawn darts those were a weapon
@victoriathorne825224 күн бұрын
I am so glad I grew up without lawn darts. What are people thinking? That’s not a toy
@victoriathorne825225 күн бұрын
And that’s exactly what they still do today. Throw a tantrum but they’re more creative.
@RossCollingwood-fw6zb26 күн бұрын
Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣
@stephenm810028 күн бұрын
I worked in a grocery store for 9 years. Cereal aisle so true. Jumper fees, the cereal companies pay a premium for their products position on the shelf. For example the sugar sweetened cereals with the cartoon characters. Placed strategically at the eye level of a child riding in the seat of a grocery cart. Also most of what you pay for the cereal. Is for the packaging. That's why the cereals in a bag you get more than double the product.
@LittleWriterSquirrel29 күн бұрын
The swing set is so so true🤣
@justcurious3119Ай бұрын
An old one from the 1980's that I love: If you wear a tube top to a wedding....
@jayone1419Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AStepOfGraceАй бұрын
painers
@herknorth8691Ай бұрын
"If you've ever used a barstool as a walker..."
@KerrviiiАй бұрын
It goes “kill a N word!”
@crazyaces4042Ай бұрын
just found Jeff's channel! I didn't even think he would have a KZread channel until I found him on Mayim Bialik's KZread Channel with Jeff. Wow things you learn. Love Jeff! Always. wondering what the latest shows he has had or movies. Last I knew he had a special that is on Netflix in 2022 and I have seen it (still on my list). I miss the Blue Collar Comedy days! Jeff, Larry and Bill are THE BEST COMEDIANS ever as far as I'm concerned. Hope everything is great with you and your family Jeff! Take care
@brentmyslive431Ай бұрын
Cut my chest at work yesterday had 15 staples this will be the story of my scar now
@nathanielstringer6382Ай бұрын
LMFAO!
@johnmeskens5613Ай бұрын
It would be easier to take a rabid badger in your shorts into the store then your kids
@JeffreyTappan-bb8rrАй бұрын
Basic automotive maintenance can't be done by most women. Many wives have become lazy.
@crazyaces4042Ай бұрын
😂well, I'm not a "house wife" anymore but I was NEVER lazy about car work. My dad taught my sister and my self to work on cars when we got our first cars. I always LOVED cars and if nothing else watched my dad or brothers or boyfriends work on them too. I did a LOT of my own work on my cars until I physically couldn't any more. My mom didn't work on cars but she could've..my dad would always do it. RIP mom and Dad! I have pics of me at 18 years old repairing transmission cooling lines on my 1970 Ford Galaxy 500. My dad told me what to do and how and believe me it was NOT easy.. under the car and dealing with transmission stuff. Anyway, perhaps many women don't and or don't want to or have the need to.. I for one always understood automotive stuff and I am proud of that fact. (older cars anyway not these new fully computerized ones so much LMAO). SO, I didn't just do "basic automotive maintenance" I did MAJOR work on my cars (and mine and my ex's cars/trucks). Ask me a question and I won't google it for the answer. Well, have a nice week end. and good luck.
@JeffreyTappan-bb8rrАй бұрын
My ex certainly has become lazy. If she can find a way out of doing something, even if it requires more effort to do so, she will.
@Richer.mb.townpumpАй бұрын
im proud to be a hillbilly
@WrestlingStarTrekGuyАй бұрын
If you think Jeff is the funniest comedian ever you might be a redneck
@WrestlingStarTrekGuyАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-hb1yo5ep9yАй бұрын
I was born as a BALD PRIMATE and wound up HUMAM,.....is it too.late to REPENT😮? I mean I'd "IDENTIFY" as OPEN SOURCE if it weren't for STDs But I draw the line at "TRI-GENDER" because EVERYONES trying them and I prefer to be "DIFFERENT", Therefore I am "UNIQUE"... JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE❤ So,....if immigrants get free cars,....I should at least get the latest console, and a few beers❤.... IVE "BEEN THROUGH SHIT"😊 Uhhhhh "Amen"
@franhoward141Ай бұрын
Omg so funny!
@gailbean7497Ай бұрын
I have friends/relatives that have said ALL those words. And I knew their meaning before his examples! Yes, I might be a redneck! 😂
@jeanaallison7236Ай бұрын
😂 mental health medicine 😂
@user-sw3qs7rq4x2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊❤❤
@user-sw3qs7rq4x2 ай бұрын
Jeff ask ur parents the same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lisarae56302 ай бұрын
If there are worms, in your fridge, right now. You may have grown up in a ‘boy household.’😂🎉
@lisarae56302 ай бұрын
Bro let’s get this channel back up & Poppin! My latest muse is, Debra Digiovani. Hysterical woman!👋😇
@markochoa67802 ай бұрын
One funny bunch of people
@JohnSmith-zw8vp2 ай бұрын
If you have more appliances on your porch than in your kitchen, you might be a redneck!
@janicelinett37022 ай бұрын
The kids with their pants off their butt I hate that it’s disgusting and they’re so stupid. They don’t even know what it actually means. I love to tell them when I come up on a kid with his pants his ass I love to educate him what it exactly resembles.
@brandonjackson91682 ай бұрын
That last one is a true story. My aunt works as a nurse at a hospital. She worked with this one guy whose buttcrack was always showing so one day she decided to buy him a shirt that says "crack kills." It was the joke of the hospital for months. Even he found it funny 🤣
@einsteinalb752 ай бұрын
My favorite: if your mother doesn't bother taking the Marlboro out of her mouth when she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass.." I had an aunt that would fit that one.
@rugershooter52682 ай бұрын
I bought my last recliner, catnapper, big enough for me and 2 dogs, wife will get me what I need so's not to disturb our babies
@spencercoots2 ай бұрын
If your family tree doesn’t tree at all…
@GreyGuerillaNetwork2 ай бұрын
*"I believe...* that sometimes coffee can provide you better relief than a laxative can."
@susanhowell68382 ай бұрын
Good old days we were tougher than they are now
@connorclouse3212 ай бұрын
Happy Easter, Jeff!
@connorclouse3212 ай бұрын
I'm Connor Clouse from the state of Texas. And Jeff, what are your plans for Easter? Because Easter is tomorrow.
@collierdodson98062 ай бұрын
Thank God .
@user-ul8uv9cq1z2 ай бұрын
I believe that what you don't know can't hurt you, but what you know you don't know will kick your ass!
@Madtazzio2 ай бұрын
I'd like to see the video on ya might be from Canada again
@nbuehster2 ай бұрын
I believe there needs to be a better way to know how to put underwear on, (both right-side-out, and forwards) since the little logo in the back is almost impossible to see. Maybe there should be an "L", and "R" on the outside. The only way to tell if you're putting it on forward is to look for the little slip in the crotch. And what's that for, for people who don't want to pull them down when they go to the bathroom?
@superpaul5832 ай бұрын
Jewish - Happy Birthday, blow the candles out! What Jewish for?
@raymondclark17852 ай бұрын
I can almost guarantee that roadkill was headed for dinner, not the taxidermy shop. Reminds me of the 911 call, a guy hit a deer and threw it in the back seat. Apparently he also udder the word nothing and the deer wanted out
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I am guilty of saying ALL these for years before Jeff made them public knowledge. _"Widjedidje"_ more than you can imagine!🤣 The proof is right there! I even know the proper spelling!🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Saw this ten years ago as a punk kid Now im in my recliner asking for teuilez
That almost happened to me.. it was a ground hog!
Redneck dictionary 😅 kzread.info/dash/bejne/gXyiqMqeobe6lMo.htmlsi=LZMkpkIxj_lIkITK
I miss this America before the woke politics
They have such awesome accents, all of them. I'm from California originally so we don't really have accents but I've picked up a little bit of an accent living in Illinois. It's pretty cool haha
Lawn darts those were a weapon
I am so glad I grew up without lawn darts. What are people thinking? That’s not a toy
And that’s exactly what they still do today. Throw a tantrum but they’re more creative.
Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣
I worked in a grocery store for 9 years. Cereal aisle so true. Jumper fees, the cereal companies pay a premium for their products position on the shelf. For example the sugar sweetened cereals with the cartoon characters. Placed strategically at the eye level of a child riding in the seat of a grocery cart. Also most of what you pay for the cereal. Is for the packaging. That's why the cereals in a bag you get more than double the product.
The swing set is so so true🤣
An old one from the 1980's that I love: If you wear a tube top to a wedding....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
painers
"If you've ever used a barstool as a walker..."
It goes “kill a N word!”
just found Jeff's channel! I didn't even think he would have a KZread channel until I found him on Mayim Bialik's KZread Channel with Jeff. Wow things you learn. Love Jeff! Always. wondering what the latest shows he has had or movies. Last I knew he had a special that is on Netflix in 2022 and I have seen it (still on my list). I miss the Blue Collar Comedy days! Jeff, Larry and Bill are THE BEST COMEDIANS ever as far as I'm concerned. Hope everything is great with you and your family Jeff! Take care
Cut my chest at work yesterday had 15 staples this will be the story of my scar now
LMFAO!
It would be easier to take a rabid badger in your shorts into the store then your kids
Basic automotive maintenance can't be done by most women. Many wives have become lazy.
😂well, I'm not a "house wife" anymore but I was NEVER lazy about car work. My dad taught my sister and my self to work on cars when we got our first cars. I always LOVED cars and if nothing else watched my dad or brothers or boyfriends work on them too. I did a LOT of my own work on my cars until I physically couldn't any more. My mom didn't work on cars but she could've..my dad would always do it. RIP mom and Dad! I have pics of me at 18 years old repairing transmission cooling lines on my 1970 Ford Galaxy 500. My dad told me what to do and how and believe me it was NOT easy.. under the car and dealing with transmission stuff. Anyway, perhaps many women don't and or don't want to or have the need to.. I for one always understood automotive stuff and I am proud of that fact. (older cars anyway not these new fully computerized ones so much LMAO). SO, I didn't just do "basic automotive maintenance" I did MAJOR work on my cars (and mine and my ex's cars/trucks). Ask me a question and I won't google it for the answer. Well, have a nice week end. and good luck.
My ex certainly has become lazy. If she can find a way out of doing something, even if it requires more effort to do so, she will.
im proud to be a hillbilly
If you think Jeff is the funniest comedian ever you might be a redneck
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was born as a BALD PRIMATE and wound up HUMAM,.....is it too.late to REPENT😮? I mean I'd "IDENTIFY" as OPEN SOURCE if it weren't for STDs But I draw the line at "TRI-GENDER" because EVERYONES trying them and I prefer to be "DIFFERENT", Therefore I am "UNIQUE"... JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE❤ So,....if immigrants get free cars,....I should at least get the latest console, and a few beers❤.... IVE "BEEN THROUGH SHIT"😊 Uhhhhh "Amen"
Omg so funny!
I have friends/relatives that have said ALL those words. And I knew their meaning before his examples! Yes, I might be a redneck! 😂
😂 mental health medicine 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊❤❤
Jeff ask ur parents the same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If there are worms, in your fridge, right now. You may have grown up in a ‘boy household.’😂🎉
Bro let’s get this channel back up & Poppin! My latest muse is, Debra Digiovani. Hysterical woman!👋😇
One funny bunch of people
If you have more appliances on your porch than in your kitchen, you might be a redneck!
The kids with their pants off their butt I hate that it’s disgusting and they’re so stupid. They don’t even know what it actually means. I love to tell them when I come up on a kid with his pants his ass I love to educate him what it exactly resembles.
That last one is a true story. My aunt works as a nurse at a hospital. She worked with this one guy whose buttcrack was always showing so one day she decided to buy him a shirt that says "crack kills." It was the joke of the hospital for months. Even he found it funny 🤣
My favorite: if your mother doesn't bother taking the Marlboro out of her mouth when she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass.." I had an aunt that would fit that one.
I bought my last recliner, catnapper, big enough for me and 2 dogs, wife will get me what I need so's not to disturb our babies
If your family tree doesn’t tree at all…
*"I believe...* that sometimes coffee can provide you better relief than a laxative can."
Good old days we were tougher than they are now
Happy Easter, Jeff!
I'm Connor Clouse from the state of Texas. And Jeff, what are your plans for Easter? Because Easter is tomorrow.
Thank God .
I believe that what you don't know can't hurt you, but what you know you don't know will kick your ass!
I'd like to see the video on ya might be from Canada again
I believe there needs to be a better way to know how to put underwear on, (both right-side-out, and forwards) since the little logo in the back is almost impossible to see. Maybe there should be an "L", and "R" on the outside. The only way to tell if you're putting it on forward is to look for the little slip in the crotch. And what's that for, for people who don't want to pull them down when they go to the bathroom?
Jewish - Happy Birthday, blow the candles out! What Jewish for?
I can almost guarantee that roadkill was headed for dinner, not the taxidermy shop. Reminds me of the 911 call, a guy hit a deer and threw it in the back seat. Apparently he also udder the word nothing and the deer wanted out