He clearly wanted to be called an 'Apex Homosexual.'

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, he got lowballed really hard.

@Blizz3112

4 ай бұрын

Either that... ... or a Kuk...

@michaelmoore2679

4 ай бұрын

More of a nadir homosexual if you ask me.

@tenebreh7363

4 ай бұрын

Or an "alpha" homosexual, but he's too much of a beta for that to a genuine title.

@jonathanyaloussa

4 ай бұрын

Apex Homosexual... is that a Remarkable Republican reference? 😂

I'm sure that MauLer calling Joseph a MASSIVE is the only reason why he didn't want to have a discussion... It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that his arguments (or opinions) had no leg to stand on.

@nateg9358

4 ай бұрын

But what if making arguments with no leg to stand on is the only thing that brings Joseph joy?

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

@@nateg9358 In that case he should remove his own legs.

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

@@nateg9358 In that case he should find another the only thing that brings him joy in life.

@mohamedbelkacem9889

4 ай бұрын

​@@Amarenamann Like interstellar marines?

@jonathanyaloussa

4 ай бұрын

You mean like Echo?

"Someone on the internet said a thing, therefore it must have been true."

@morganseppy5180

4 ай бұрын

You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

@ProjectRedfoot

2 ай бұрын

The subjective nature of it is *IMPLIED.*

Joseph: "Massive is our word! You can only use Hugh Mongous." All of EFAP: " Haha. Massive word go brrrrrr."

Ah, the longest enduring EFAP meme. So prolific in the chat yet so esoteric at the same time.

@Lyth13

4 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure Rino Milk is older, but I could be wrong. They have both been around since the first year of EFAP

@StigMurcielago

4 ай бұрын

@@Lyth13 Longest _enduring_ EFAP meme. Even rhino milk has fallen off.

@Lyth13

4 ай бұрын

@@StigMurcielagoit has? Perhaps I’ve been watching old episodes too much

@occultnightingale1106

3 ай бұрын

@@StigMurcielago "_" -Bilbo Baggins predates EFAP, yet it's still going on

Once a MASSIVE, always a MASSIVE.

@jujuteuxOfficial

4 ай бұрын

nah, he went from a massive to a fucking

@Ebalosus

4 ай бұрын

Especially if you try and take on Kiwifarms

Never took him seriously after that Soma video. Don't care how famous he is.

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

That didn't stop most people from taking him seriously, unfortunately.

@CMCAdvanced

4 ай бұрын

​@@Amarenamannmost people happen to be massives, as it stands

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

​@@CMCAdvancedI mean, not all of his videos are bad, but the fact that he thinks the way he does really hurts his credibility.

@T-Bone_SSteak

4 ай бұрын

What did he do in the soma video?

@grandarkfang_1482

4 ай бұрын

​@T-Bone_SSteak he said that, because the game didn't scare him, it's not a horror game.

Joseph Anderson is the kind of person who will critique a game, only for you to learn after the fact they played in a completely absurd way that neither devs or most people who played the game would view as remotely normal or sane. Not only does he do this, he also doesn't disclose this until halfway through a video - if he even discloses this at all. This is the guy who "critiques" games, but whos critiques have the very real chance of being relevant to only himself.

@thecornfieldiii2069

4 ай бұрын

Sounds based

@naunau311

4 ай бұрын

You seem to not understand that this doesn't undercut his points though? If he played in a way that "the devs would not view as normal or sane" then the devs should have made the experience tighter and more restrictive. Don't complain about your players using the tools you gave them "wrong", that's literally the same thing as hbomb saying that if you use shields in dark souls you're playing the game wrong, that is to say, utterly retarded.

@mrbigglezworth42

4 ай бұрын

Like his Elden Ring review where he effectively put himself on a challenge run then got upset that the game didn't play like previous Souls titles? Even the comments section pointed out he was silly for complaining about that.

@TheL0ngbeard

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like something a massive would do

@phasst

4 ай бұрын

He's just naturally gifted at breaking games. It's honestly weird.

I wonder if Joseph Anderson still lives in a world where SOMA isn't a horror game.

@morganseppy5180

4 ай бұрын

The real question

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

​@@morganseppy5180Question for the ages and of all time.

@SideBurns

3 ай бұрын

Protein is not in Urine -Person of Massivity.

@Amarenamann

3 ай бұрын

@@SideBurns Only the most massive of massives can have protein in urine.

@jimmytheenlightenedcentrist

3 ай бұрын

Honestly, unless he has crept a little bit out of his own ass he DEFINITELY still thinks he’s right.

The only Bundle of Sticks that didnt get censored was the elongated one from The Blessed Pipeline

@isaacgirouard5924

4 ай бұрын

Oh, and Rag's right after

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

Massivity has it's rules.

@LegosheepIsAwesome

4 ай бұрын

Was this done by KZread? Or by EFAP

@mikeydflyingtoaster

3 ай бұрын

Clever. Well done. Bundle of sticks

So is this the origin of massive? Because I've always wondered. I didn't know it would've stemmed from Joseph Anderson being offended by nothing.

@looinrims

4 ай бұрын

…it’s Joseph Anderson

@JasonX909

22 күн бұрын

Also, I recently watched the SOMA series and the word "massive" wasn't even a part of it once lol.

"I've never heard someone use [word] seriously as an insult" Synthetic Man "Allow me to introduce myself"

@thinkingsoutherner9911

4 ай бұрын

Ah, these were simpler times indeed

@NG_v1

4 ай бұрын

It's good that MauLer is on record for stating that context matters above all

@four-en-tee

3 ай бұрын

Laughs in E;R

God, what a life to live. Imagine, being a MASSIVE. Just an absolute UNIT of a huger. Just the most SPACIOUS of men. A humungoid amongst giants. Just a generally LAAAARGE in general, overall. A Big'un as they say in Appalachia, El Hefe is you're of a latin persasian. The Macedonians would have said ISKANDOUS, and the Summarians before them would have said YKKLAEIUTYKNINTKYKK! Truly, no life could be more worth living, than that, of an absolute, uncontestable, unassailable, patently and demonstrable, *MASSIVE*

"Hello, all my MF-words." -Honorobo W. Aggins

I regularly call one of my friends a "large gay" because of this and he dies laughing every time

I recently found out that he also misunderstood Silent Hill 2 after completing it. Shocker.

@anthonykeller1957

4 ай бұрын

Oh no what did he think

@cluelesslink16

4 ай бұрын

How did he misunderstand it? What did he think it was?

@marduk1734

4 ай бұрын

Tbh Silent Hill 2 is a Dark Souls 2 of horror games. Just because JA is incapable to understand the basic allegories doesn't make SH2 less pretentious/autistic.

@Quantumaximus

4 ай бұрын

@@marduk1734The Dark Souls 2 of Horror Games?

@baalsagol346

4 ай бұрын

It's not pretentious, and what do you mean by autistic?!!?​@@marduk1734

A massive pipeline.

I like that you ended it with a Rags tangent and Jay belching. That’s peak EFAP.

Wolf publicly renewing MauLer's M card for all of us to witness

If I have to read another "Joseph isn't bad, he gave a positive review to that one game I like" comment, I'm going to make sweet love to the business end of a Benelli (in Minecraft.) A reviewer isn't "good" because they like the game you like or "bad" because they don't like the game you like. What makes a reviewer good are things like the quality of their analysis (i.e. Is what the reviewer says accurate?), the strength of their argumentation (i.e. Do the reviewer's conclusions flow logically?), the insight they provide (i.e. Does the reviewer provide you with new information about the game?), the clarity of their presentation (i.e. Are the reviewer's points structured? Are they easy to follow? Does the reviewer present information in an interesting way?), etc. Stop judging reviewers on whether or not they agree with you and start focusing on the actual content of their reviews. In case it wasn't clear from my comment, I find people saying "I hate Joseph, he gave a negative review to that one game I like" just as annoying. My point is not that Joseph Anderson is a bad reviewer. My point is that asking "does this reviewer agree with my existing opinions?" to determine whether they're good or bad is extremely dumb.

@mikeydflyingtoaster

3 ай бұрын

So, I guess he hated on a game you loved and now you're butthurt? Up to now, he's not invalidated my personal identity by doing so, therefore I like him

Jospeh Anderson couldn't even comprehend how to play Hitman. Watching his stream vods was eye-opening.

Every time I hear "massive" in irl I get a good laugh. Thank you for that.

Hilariously I had a friend that was a Joseph Anderson fan that joke policed my twitter. It is so unfortunate that Canadians exist.

@EDMARSH100

3 ай бұрын

He's from Ontario, don't put that JuJu on the rest of us, Ontario is basically Canada's California.

@coltonwilkie241

25 күн бұрын

@EDMARSH100 I'm from Ontario and that's true. In fact it's probably even worse than California.

Such a sad state of affairs that you have to mute the word in question here...

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

Nowadays probably even an implication of said word could be enough...

@EFAPHighlights

4 ай бұрын

Best part is the video still got limited ads because of the other words I didn't censor 🙃

@AfutureV

4 ай бұрын

If they had principles, they would not censor it. Censoring the word defeats the entire defence of the video.

@sdfabctr

4 ай бұрын

@@EFAPHighlights fucking hate the way social media has degraded into this censorious shitstain that it is now

@WickedWoden

4 ай бұрын

​@@AfutureVNot worth potentially getting a strike against the channel just to prove a point.

How could you Mauler! The oversized meatball enthusiasts are deeply offended.

The critical mass of Massivity here reverberated throughout streamerdom for years

Jokes aside, in his Witcher 2 video JA actually said: 1) the bath scene is bad because it's too much of Triss and we can't see Geralt jr. 2) Dethmold being MASSIVE is a crime against human rights. 3) people who intentionally picked Roche's ending have no empathy. The fact that there are YTbers with ~500k subs (not eng speaking) that openly worship JA for his analysis and critical thinking is not just stupid or alogical, it's inhumanely disturbing.

@nichard101

4 ай бұрын

Sex scenes in The Witcher should honestly show more male nudity. Instead of coming off as a mature part of the game, only showing female tits and ass makes it seem more juvenile. Especially when Geralt gets out of the tub at the very start, if he had been blatantly hanging dong for the viewer to see just like how we got to see Yennefer then that would have set a much more comprehensive tone for the game.

@VoltOnYT_

4 ай бұрын

Incredible how brazenly you're willing to misrepresent JA's points just to score points on a hate train. Just for the record, the points he actually *actually* posited were: 1) The bath scene is the best, most genuine sex scene as an expression of love in The Witcher series, but he wonders aloud on the purpose of the clear emphasis on Triss' nudity in the scene. E.g. If you were playing as Ciri in W2 and had a similar sex scene, the emphasis would now most likely be on the playable character's nudity and not the male partner. 2) Dethmold being gay seems entirely incidental and gets no further exploration than a brief scene of him depicted as being vain, but JA makes no major bones about the fact. You're just outright lying about his framing. 3) I can't say, as it's unclear what point of his you're even referring to given how far off the mark this representation is. Joseph literally refers to himself as being "elf racist" in the Witcher universe after reading the books and learning about the atrocities they canonically committed, but still doesn't believe that undue torture and subjugation of the non-human races is the right answer. I can't see what further points in the video you might be referring to.

@marduk1734

4 ай бұрын

@@VoltOnYT_ I am surprised you didn't used MUH SUBJECTIVITY arguments. So JA, a self proclaimed 99.8 hetero, states that it's unfair and immature to hide Geralt's penUs because irl coitus involves both organs, but when the game shows him the castration scene, he FEELS bad and off about it. So my question is: how in the world a brainlet like JA has any experience, authority or credibility to decide whether something is a bad taste or not, immature or not and unfair or not, when he could and would pull his DA FEEL card whenever he wants. Considering that JA is aware of "revenge" pegging from Hoe with Dragon Tattoo, I would really like to warch him arguing that steel dildo was an overkill, so evolutionary dead ends like Lindsay would cancel JA for not respcting the wUmen. As for the hAtE tRAiNe, it's a nice label from you, but this is Vaush's and Hbomberguy's main specialty. I am gloating at most.

@marduk1734

4 ай бұрын

@@VoltOnYT_ So the lack of Geralt penUs is bad, because irl coitus involves 2 organs is unfair and immature, but Dethmold's shaft being cut off is a bad taste. Would you kindly explain to me who gave JA the right to decide what is OBJECTIVELY good or not.

@VoltOnYT_

4 ай бұрын

@@marduk1734 Idk who you're talking to. Your comment has nothing to do with anything I said.

maybe Jospeh would feel better if he called Mauler a slur like “English”

Tywin (Apex Bromo) vs Joseph "MF" Anderson; Who wins?

@CMCAdvanced

4 ай бұрын

Tywin has more banners

You're better off. Joseph is a massive pedant. Aside from Rags and Wolf, pedants usually don't end up on EFAP or they blow themselves up on EFAP.

Kinda funny that in order to have these clips, the no-no word had to be cut out whenever it was said. Oh well. “MASSIVE” is a suitable replacement for us now.

@bigwinz

3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure youtube still allows that word. Lame that Wolf censored it.

Joseph Anderson reminds me of a British cigarette

I don’t get the thumbna- oh…

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

A massive sword-like weapon.

@CMCAdvanced

4 ай бұрын

I mean, he is holding a bunch of sword like weapons in an unbreakable cord

Ah the lore behind this is massive!

8:18 - The hypothetical MauLer brought up here is not even that much of a meme. I mean, we have Organized Chaos acting like calling a black person a clown is a racial slur.

Hey Wolf, I think the video is broken. The audio is missing for half of the entire thing, and it seems like the word "massive" is causing these mysterious empty spots of noise.

@EFAPHighlights

4 ай бұрын

Heavy censoring needed to be done to get the video monetized (and even then it only got limited ads). I'll be thinking of a way to add a censoring sound that isn't too annoying for viewers in the future.

@tannhausergate7162

4 ай бұрын

@@EFAPHighlights You missed at least one instance of the spicy meatball word. Rags says it at about 11:24 and maybe the bots picked up on that.

@Coconut-219

3 ай бұрын

Mauler's stand activates whenever he says 'massive'

It was joy to hear Wolf's voice(not as a flashback) again at the end, if only briefly.

Always wonderful! Thank you, Wolf, for giving us these treats!

Streaming for Joseph was biggest mistake (how long he works on his Twitcher3 video?) and best decision ever (so much good stuff... thanks to people collecting/archiving full streams and highlights).

Essayist Joseph Anderson is a completely different person from streamer Joseph Anderson. Streamer Joe laughs at pretty much everything including his own jokes. Streamer Joe also constantly calls himself an idiot and has to constantly remind chat that he's not pretending.

I was eating rice and i literally lost it at "The list of massive baguettery"

Joseph Anderson's massiveness rivals that of a red giant star.

For the longest time i wondered if that was the reason joseph hates mauler. Im very satisfied.

Finally the meaning behind “massive” I always wondered what the context was

Can we get a compilation of some of Rags’ best Biden moments?

This brings up an interesting look into what society views as taboo. While there isn't anything inherently wrong with using those terms in a non-dergotory context, the usage of them in any capacity invokes the immediate feeling of "this is bad, you're in trouble." Like, I can tell myself that using the f slur is fine because I'm bi. And yet when I do use it, the only thing that comes to mind is bracing myself against my mother blasting my fucking eardrums out berating me about how I am in error and must obey her. Conditioning is whack yo

How dare you drop the cabbage bomb ^_^

I dont know why but the hard cut at 12:56 Was one of the funniest shit in this video LMAO

I remember listening to this back when it came out, still hilarious as ever 😂

The category is: people who annoy Mauler

I can confirm - as I watched mauler's soma series yesterday - that mauler does indeed call Joseph Anderson a MASSIVE, not just once either. Over and over again. its glorious.

Ah! Great great times, I'm so glad that this channel exist, also I get to hear Wolf again

Joseph Anderson is a MASSIVE.

@OuroborosChoked

4 ай бұрын

Canadian. Yet another c-word we can add to the list.

@almondroy

3 ай бұрын

@@OuroborosChoked more like a Cunt-adian

Massiveness is implied

Aiden as always insightful and well spoken!

Smudboy? ChaseFace? This really is from the before times… 🌌🐔 Like Epictetus once said: _”You either die a Don, or you live long enough to become a Massive…”_

@deeta000

3 ай бұрын

What happened with ChaseFace??

if Thomas Anderson is *The One* then Joseph Anderson is *The Massive*

Never heard of this guy outside of EFAP. Sounds like a massive 🪑

I'll have a Large Gay with a side of fries.

Pretty fragile of a “man” to be MASSIVELY offended by a word that literally translates to a *bundle of twigs and sticks.*

Horror games not scaring me is the only thing that brings me joy in life

If you don’t want to be called a massive bundle of sticks then don’t act like a massive bundle of sticks.

Yay Mask of Zorro reference~

Glad to finally figure out the context behind Massives. Haven't watched every fap so I didn't know what it was referring to before. Anybody know if there's been a highlight behind why "What'd you bring me" is at the end of like every video? or just which efap it originated from?

@Soridan

4 ай бұрын

It's from them watching Batwoman. This scene got various edits at the end of reach episode they did and it became a running joke.

@ghoulsome9483

4 ай бұрын

Oh my, you haven't watched the batwoman reactions, you're in for a treat, i laughed my ass off on every episode, highly recommend

Ayo wolf, do you remember which episode the efap guys go "Silent Investment" mode in one of Joseph anderson's video? I can't find it, it's a video he made arguments that were at least interesting, 1-3 years ago maybe

Scrolling over the comments makes me feel old for being there when the term was created.

Yeah, he's a real British cigarette

Not censoring "massive" in this video is like that time what's his name censored everything except for Robert De Niro getting shot in the head.

His Dark Souls 3 videos and especially Elden Ring have some baffling takes about gameplay. It's like he didn't learn how the mechanics and the enemy designs work because his complaints about the bosses are just nonsense. Don't get me started on his Silent Hill 2 stream. Like the dude has good videos, but he also has a lot of downright confusing takes too.

@TheBlackAdder1964

2 ай бұрын

What did Joseph say about DS3 and Elden Ring?

This shit is always funny to me, but I'm also the sort that could be called a relevant slur to my face, and I'd just kinda laugh. It's clear that there was no ill intent in the uttering of the word, but people who have nothing to say will use that as a shield for the rest of their life, lest they have to perform the daunting task of Having A Discussion.

@Soridan

4 ай бұрын

You mean I should have a discussion and forego my indignant moral high ground? Inconceivable!

I recently rewatched the biker episode of South Park and in it they go throughout the history of the word even an unsavory women

Censoring Mauler? Come on Wolf...

@UnepicProportions

4 ай бұрын

I think it's more like KZread automatically targets that word for censorship, so why make it easy for them?

I think Mauler has had a baptism of fire when it comes to online discourse. I have to say calling someone a huge bundle of sticks is just tactically naive and, probably needlessly offensive.The thing is, when these people don't like you, they will find anything to smear you with. They are not arguing in good faith but there may be reasonable people who see a clip of you saying it and get put off unnecessarily

"Maybe he shouldn't have acted like a MASSIVE..." fucking God bless you rags

Should have ended this one with “Hello, you just listened to a M*dive segment of a podcast called Every Frame A Pause…”

I love this channel because it shows how far we have come from responding to Joseph Anderson to responding to anti Semites

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

What do you mean? Movie Bob isn't just an anti-Semite, he's anti-live in general.

@Hypercane_

4 ай бұрын

@@Amarenamann I was talking about Synthetic Man, idk how I forgot about movie Bob's anti-me mindset

@Amarenamann

4 ай бұрын

@@Hypercane_ Ah yes, Synthetic Man... But I thought that he loved Jews, he mentioned them so often, with a smile on his face every time.

How does every one of these end at the perfect moment?

We need more massive content

"You can't judge a f**** by there size" golden

Make calling people MASSIVE great again!

I miss the days when you could casually address your group of friends as “ya bunch of (Bundles of Sticks)” knowing full well that everyone understood that it was just a joke. It’s why I always join the EFAP chat with a jovial “Sup Massives?”

We need a highlight of the origin of the Bilbo Baggins EFAP meme. I don’t know if it’s TDW Podcast or EFAP.

I think a good supercut would be all the gdelb additions.

KZread, 1:42: "Found the alternate Enward! Give us your money EFAP!"

Hello fellow *MASSIVES*

We all know that as a Welshman Mauly you were referring to the meatball 😜

EFAP made me come out as an absolute MASSIVE.

based on superchat I thought being called a massive was a good thing, now i know

OMG Rags is a CHAIR!

The cut at 12:54 was gold

What will come out first, the Witcher 3 vid or the next TFA vid?

Upsetting that the F-word itself is censored here(

Well now I know where the meme comes from 😂

I thought it was pancakes at first

The funniest part of this to me is that Mauler never actually uses the word massive (at least not in addition to f****t) anywhere in the Soma series. He does call him a f****t though.

That's quite big.

I clicked on this thinking the title was "speak with dad"

certified MASSIVE moment

Massive Pipeline

I know its for monetisation but this really loses its comedy aspect when the word is censored

@bigwinz

3 ай бұрын

Yeah that completely kills the joke. This is super lame.