Jim Gaffigan Funniest SELF OWNS | Stand Up Comedy
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Over my many years of standup, I have roasted myself plenty of times. Here are the best and funniest self owns!
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:00 - Whitest
:52 - Glasses
2:45 - First Notice/Elton John
3:37 - Swedish Father
3:47 - Recessive Gene
4:40 - Shirt Vs. Blouse
5:12 - Im Korean
5:44 - Polar Bear Child
6:04 - Stomach Implants
6:37 - Large Head
7:00 - Photos
7:25 - Preparing For a Roll
9:13 - Fat Guy
10:32 - Belts Vs. Suspenders
12:33 - Hitlers Wet Dream
14:33 - Beard
15:42 - Look Like a Trump Voter
16:25 - No Movie
16:46 - Untucked Shirt
18:20 - 2XL
20:14 - Not That Fat
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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TV • Best Watching TV Jokes...
Desserts • Funniest Dessert Stand...
Holidays • Best Holiday Jokes 202...
Birthdays • Funniest Stand-up Birt...
Korean • Funniest Stand-up Birt...
Nordic • Best Nordic Jokes 2020...
OUR MASSIVE PLANET • Jim Gaffigan "OUR MAS...
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
PALE FORCE
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story
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This is the only person I know that looks better the older he gets.
@zannahhannaz6857
3 жыл бұрын
Carl Herr: You have a problem with a nice comment? I’ve never seen anyone fly off the handle over a compliment, LOL
@296jacqi
3 жыл бұрын
@@carlz28 You are most unpleasant, mate. I hear anger in your tone. It’s a little troll-y. Hopefully you’re headed for happier days ahead. Jim has been aging backwards, and it’s an accurate compliment from the OP.
@Bay-BGhost
3 жыл бұрын
I think all men get better looking with age. We women not so much, lol.
@Obviiuschild
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bay-BGhost I'm 46 and someone mistook me for being in my 20s. Don't give up hope!
@Obviiuschild
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bay-BGhost not all men lol
I just love the way he is his own heckler. It’s hilarious. I rewatch all these clips every few months. They really lighten the mood.
@normal_media
10 ай бұрын
same. I watch the Hot Pocket bit from time to time.
Only comedian that I can listen to the same joke over and over again and still laugh my ass off. Brilliant as usual Jim!!
@hhiippiittyy
3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching the joke's various deliveries.
@Evilkitty64
3 жыл бұрын
Ditto ✨ ☮️
@jettyjohnson5316
3 жыл бұрын
No SchlitZ!!!! 😝😝😝😝😝😜😜😜
@thecreatonaut6165
3 жыл бұрын
@@carlz28 Your very perceptive and needlessly angry sir.
@jackedkerouac4414
3 жыл бұрын
‘My List’ on my netflix is like 70% Jim Gaffigan stand ups
"The untucked shirt is like the male version of the Wonderbra,; there's a surprise underneath and you're not gonna like it." I nearly spit my coffee out laughing! 😂😂🤣🤣
Honestly, watching stand up videos has been a huge help this past year. Thank you Jim!
@aleksynicolas5910
3 жыл бұрын
Hello pretty 💖 how are you doing today?
How to deal with hecklers? - Be your own heckler so other hecklers would be like ‘I can’t even top that’.
@Blindman51
3 жыл бұрын
@@carlz28 dude chill the hell out... that’s what he does, he makes fun of himself... that’s all the guy is saying... Jim is his own heckler and that’s part of why he’s so great
@Sam-zh4mr
3 жыл бұрын
@@carlz28 badass.
@KuueenKumi
3 жыл бұрын
It's genius, really. He can instantly deflect critics, and in a funny way.
Jim is just such a stellar comedian with impeccable delivery. Can rewatch any special (and have many times) and still laugh out loud.
@globetrekker86
3 жыл бұрын
@Anastasia12344: I agree. Jim’s inner-voice heckler is the best part 🤣
@globetrekker86
3 жыл бұрын
@@carlz28 Bitter over comedy? Watch another video, then. Jim’s humor is not for everyone, clearly. The point here is not to *think* but to laugh and forget about the Debbie Downers of the world
@sonjawilson28
3 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!!
@sonjawilson28
3 жыл бұрын
I would like to know who he patterns his inner heckler voice after. Maybe someone from his childhood!!!!
@oilhog7365
3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
Thank you Jim. My son has just had the biggest autistic meltdown and now I'm recovering by watching you 💜
@Justicia007
3 жыл бұрын
❤️
I think Jim Gaffigan has always just been the same age. He’ll probably never die. Eternal hilarity :)
Love seeing traces of Jim's current style in his early work
@josephprouse2134
3 жыл бұрын
He reminded me of george carlin doing an impression of someone in some jokes
@jarroddobben
3 жыл бұрын
@@carlz28 what inspired you to write this? Please go back into your dungeon the trolls miss you.
@loganvance1762
3 жыл бұрын
Carl Herr You’re trolling clearly. Hop off the roids bud and you won’t be such a pompous ass.
@alexthewombat6781
3 жыл бұрын
@@carlz28 it’s funny because all you are doing is making yourself look like an idiot and you are enjoying it 😂
Jim you're a bright light in a dark time of uncertainty. Thanks for the laughs today.
@--Skip--
3 жыл бұрын
So very true. Thanks Jim & family!!!
@oscarsalazar3604
3 жыл бұрын
Years have been kind to you Jim, In my opinion you look better now
His comedy got funnier as he aged. The self-deprecation is wonderful!
@eurekasquared9853
10 ай бұрын
True
So if you’re sad, watch Jim and you will be much happier!
You always make me laugh out loud Jim. Please keep bringing joy to the world. It is a gift...
Jim Gaffigan = The best comedian of all time!
As much as I watch his stuff, I never found this early-years compilation before. It's awesome. "My God, .....I can't see a thing without these" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@jimgaffigan I had my spine surgery now, and I’m recovering with difficulty and these comedy routines have been a lifesaver and helping me tolerate the postop pain. Thank you so much for your generosity and publishing these. I like your clean humor and so clever observations. One of my favorites is the jealousy that the trees have against evergreen trees. That made me laugh so hard at such an odd but clever observation I really have to give you props for that! Please continue to publish these to help people like me get through tough times. God bless you and your family in these odd times we are going through.
@lovestogarden3132
3 жыл бұрын
I hope you heal fast and the pain recedes even faster!
@claires9100
3 жыл бұрын
Wishing you a good revovery.
@Falcon-gw2ec
3 жыл бұрын
Hey it gets better from here. Best thing I did. Have a healthy recovery and stay safe. Be patient with yourself and don’t be afraid to ask for extra help. You got this.
@sistersu3902
3 жыл бұрын
Do you have a link to that bit about the trees? It sounds hilarious!
@danield679
3 жыл бұрын
@@sistersu3902 kzread.info/dash/bejne/lJ6mq5htg5yqhNo.html around 05:30
I am always so disappointed when your videos are over. I need more!
So grateful for your videos. You’ve no idea. Every day I wake up depressed and then I look you up.
@efisgpr
3 жыл бұрын
Aww, hope you feel happy soon. 💕
@q7wasp7
3 жыл бұрын
Try night shift. Wake up at 9pm then go to work and be depressed there.
@aleksynicolas5910
3 жыл бұрын
Hello pretty 💖 how are you doing today?
@kellietaylor9913
2 жыл бұрын
Chit chat paddiwack..what a cool name to pick mines just my name urs it's cool..you look like a very together..an intellectual and a beautiful woman..that profile picture is stunning..I'm 48 it's hard getting older but I look at you and have hope you are pretty
@kellietaylor9913
2 жыл бұрын
@jimgaffigan this lady ghosted you didn't answer lol would not answer Jim Gaffigan geez she gonna be mad when she realizes lol..ur the best Jim thank you for this relief and the dinners vids
Jim Gaffigan is so funny! I love rewatching his stand-up episodes all the time!
Love that you share the older videos. I notice that you got progressively stronger in the “audience member voice.” Initially it was harder to hear, but later in your career (and I’ve had the joy to see you live), you simply nail that voice. Anyone who has followed you know it’s coming, but even new people get it pretty quickly. Thanks for the continued shares!!
I’m loving the many ages of Jim.... You’re actually *gaining* hair as time goes by!
@tcaves3053
3 жыл бұрын
Jim is growing more hair as time goes by.
@Rationalreason777
3 жыл бұрын
It's a miracle.
@maxstripeGaming
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rationalreason777 a miracle produced by the money that came all over his skull cuz fame from being so goddam funny Almost busted a rib laughing at this mans
@junecarlson2499
3 жыл бұрын
-Absolutely love this guy!!!!♥️♥️
@yalanchiswiss2650
3 жыл бұрын
Isn't this what happened to pre-fame Elon Musk as well? They paid for follicle transplant procedures. Money well spent.
Three things are certain in life right now: death, taxes and new Jim Gaffigan videos. We appreciate it, Jim!
@andreadennis9576
3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@auntie.shannon
3 жыл бұрын
Now, Jim's videos aren't even certain. He hasn't posted in a week.
@drewtheunspoken3988
3 жыл бұрын
That's what I get for opening my mouth, LoL!
@drewtheunspoken3988
3 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed of myself...
You are the best at what you do thanks for all the laughs 😂
The quiet Jim voice goes way back! Ive never seen the old clips so this is quite refreshing to see.
I've been a Jim Gaffigan fan for almost 10 years! He's the best.
Jim, thank you. You are officially the highlight of my day, every day.
Thank you for helping us get through these times.
Jim. You're a gift! Thanks for the laughs 😃 👍🏾👍🏾. Your changing (characters) voices are so on point! 😂😆
I love how his jokes started off with him self deprecating about how he can't get laid and now he has (as he put it) "100 children" 😂😂😂
My dog died at the start of this week and for that and other reasons it's just been a week from Hell ... Jim Gaffigan videos on the daily have helped me get through it. Big thanks Jim! Love your jokes! Hooooot Pockeeeeet
OMG, you make me laugh so hard my roommate asked what I'm watching! Tears are coming out of my eyes. Tears of joy!
This man is a treasure. Thank you for the belly laughs!
It's nice to hear from him no swearing at all. Real funny most comedy I don't watch anymore, to dirty.
This is the one I've been waiting for! The whisper voice!!!
@efisgpr
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!!
Jim is the only stand-up comic I love to the point I can't pick a favorite show. Cinco is great bc I'm from the Midwest and he's on point, but I adore Obsessed. And his Prime specials are amazing. The horse bit is sheer insane genius
@jeffreydean5112
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s so hard to pick. I love King Baby and Obsessed so much but they’re all good
Jim we saw you in Saint John New Brunswick when you were here for the Pale Tourist tour...we were thrilled...hands down our favourite Comedian...🇨🇦 loves Jim Gaffigan 💕
“I’m Korean” 😂 That reminds me of Jim’s earlier bit about blending in, at whichever area the taxi picks him up from the airport: “It’s good to be home! Back where I grew up... Right here in Tokyo.”
@aleksynicolas5910
3 жыл бұрын
Hello pretty 💖 how are you doing today?
Always great!! Always helps a ton to get thru these days on the assembly line!!! Thank God for guys like this!
I Love your whispered comments! They make your comedy the best.
I absolutely adore you Mr. Jim Gaffigan! I look for new content of yours every single day! You make my day so much better!💙
That polar bear bit almost killed me at 5:52. Literally. I was doing squats in my garage while listening and almost broke my back laughing. Good stuff haha
Almost spit my tea out! So so funny!!!!
Thanks for always making me laugh.
Young Jim has amazing energy. The glasses bit slayed me so bad
his "inner voice" is a great comedian all on its own..
3:19 they weren’t ready for that little voice yet, but their kids are gonna love it.
Genius is all i can say 😂😂😂😂😂. He is up there with the BEST 😂😂😂😂😂
Love how Jim shows his writing evolution in this
Thank you for that. Loved it and laughed a lot. You are my favorite comedian.
Only thing I don’t like, how painfully close to myself this is. Amazing like always, feeling bad? Just put Jim on, first time or not, puts a smile on my face
Relatively clean comedy is fun, and he is a master of it very entertaining
Suspenders are so awesome! Trust me, JimmyG, if you try them out, you'll never look back. The difference in comfort is staggering. I can't figure out why people still wear belts. Thank you, for another great video. You guys spoil us :) peace
Love 💓 this guy, shoots it straight..one of my very favorite comidians!!
My favourite comedian 💯
Great Comedy! Keeps the laughs coming sir! Love ya Jim.
Jim's the master of self-deprecation. He's better at it than most comedians.
@eurekasquared9853
10 ай бұрын
He and Brian Regan
Jim Gaffigan makes me happy. That is all!
really fascinating to see how your routines evolve over time; and always funny, I laughed!
What a great video. You make KZread worthwhile. Thanks Jim.
You are the best ! You are cheering up the World !!! Thanks!!!
The belt jokes are epic!
You are a terrific comedian!!!
One of those comedians that it took a while for people to appreciate his humor, but when they finally did he hit it big. "Two big macs for two bucks? I drive by and I'm like, well, I don't wanna ... lose money on this deal. I'll get 80 of them."
@apove1814
9 ай бұрын
😂😂
Good work, Jim Gaffigan, good work!
Finally a comedian who doesn’t throw F’ bombs 💣
Jim's hair left him in his earlier years but came back cause he got funnier 🤣
You’re such a talented, funny, great human, thanks for the laughs!! We’d love to see ya here in Indiana!!!!
@camisnyder3460
3 жыл бұрын
Fort Wayne, not Indy, Indy sucks.
Self-awareness is so attractive!!
Best comedian since George Carlin -who’s with me?!? He needs a talk show! Can we elect him president ?! Please?
Years have been kind to you Jim, In my opinion you look better now
@nancyjohnson5483
3 жыл бұрын
we were just saying that, and he looks better than when he was real thin-men age well
I love Jim's "inside voice". I like to think it's somehow always the same person, from show to show. That'd be an interesting life.
Frikkin' BRILLIANT, every time. Thanks, Jim!
Didn’t expect so many Mormon jokes He can be my mascot
As a generously proportioned (in the wrong places) specimen, I thoroughly enjoyed this, especially the belt references. I laughed so hard my belt couldn't prevent me from blowing out my pants button!
Loved this content. I appreciate anyone who can laugh at themselves! 🖤
This guy is killing me my gut hurts from laughing just discovered him literally two weeks ago
@RK-li4sw
Жыл бұрын
Enjoy the journey, he has tons of material
Punchline for "Don't take on an empty stomach": SHEER GENIUS!!!
I'm going through a sad time right now and your Comedy helped me a lot. Thank you for putting up so much of your content on KZread. I really appreciate it. ❤
I haven't watched in a little while....he is hysterical. Thank you Jim!🙏❤
Jim, rewatching this for the 4th time and laughing just as hard as the first time I saw it. Thanks for the laughs! I love your 'heckler' voice.
I love seeing old Jim footage that I haven’t seen before
Gotta love Jim!!
Jim G is my favorite comedian.
Yes, Jim. You look pale on the internet. You are hilarious!
Gaffigan, makes me laffigan!!
I didn't know Jim did the inside voice in his early days 😀
Thank you so much for making me laugh! 🤣 you are so freakin hilarious! ❤️👍🏽
I love you Jim Gaffigan
Thank you for making the pandamic more tolerable ❤️🙏
Jim Gaffagan is the only Celebrity I can imagine that reads ALL his fans comments....while eating....on the toilet. 😅
OMG so hilarious... the food stuff just epic!
Jim gets better looking year after year.
@aleksynicolas5910
3 жыл бұрын
Hello pretty 💖 how are you doing today?
You are SO FUNNY!
Watch the ads, this man is doing so much for us for free!
"thin and nurturing".... Ya killing me James Gaffigan!!
Dear Jim gaffigan I’m so glad I subscribed to your channel here, glad to have my daily Sunshine with your amazing videos. Thank you for all you are, your awesome! Sincerely, Laura & guide Dog Rolf
@Lgykas
3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Gaffigan your so very welcome, thank you for being you! I look forward to your future videos on here. -Laura & guide Dog Rolf
He's not in Argentina! He's right here, get him!!
“People always say to me, I know someone who looks like you.” “I never know what to say. I don’t know...Tell then I said hi 👋.” 😂😂😂
Jim I love your old stand up very much