"My cat likes cat food." We're not worthy.

@reaperoflostsouls4323

4 жыл бұрын

My dog hates cat food but would love to eat your cat lol.

@CrazyScotsmanKap

4 жыл бұрын

*loves

@fattypacquiao

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyScotsmanKap yeah my mistake.

@reaperoflostsouls4323

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyScotsmanKap Think you need to read what i wrote again buddy.

@samvrs

4 жыл бұрын

Guy Retry beat my to it! 😂😂

i always get happy when james says his original catch phrases like 'oh crikey, its the rozzers!'

@0v0rd

4 жыл бұрын

@hihiguy or "oh cock"

@Luqman899

4 жыл бұрын

"Man in Heaven."

@arnoldmbuthia2687

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad he can't say oh cock

@makeit.primetime99

4 жыл бұрын

LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAAN!

@RedHeadForester

4 жыл бұрын

@@a.vodkanerd5419In addition those phrases vary massively around the country. Even travelling 25 miles you can encounter totally different dialect. One of the things I love about being English!

I got a MasterClass ad, foolish KZread tried to impress me with the 2nd best chef in the world when I came to see the first

@moemotors2570

3 жыл бұрын

this actually made me chuckle!

@darkySp

3 жыл бұрын

"You disappoint me, Ramsay."

@ThatGuy-ry2hs

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkySp i was just about to write that

@FLMKane

2 жыл бұрын

Who was it? White, Ramsay or Keller?

"Crikey, it's the rozzers." Is that quotation from Hamlet?

@ryderpaskevich857

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty sure

@Taylor_Wolfe115

2 жыл бұрын

One in the same :D

@thorne1239

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's from the bible.

@jimross5264

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's from Euripides.

@SoftBreadSoft

2 жыл бұрын

It is a quote from Da'Rudé's 'Sandstorm'

"mechanically recovered chicken" - gives me visions of James May chasing down free range chickens in his Ferrari.

@PhilipCockram

4 жыл бұрын

love it

@Throku

4 жыл бұрын

He'd still be too slow to catch any.

@jamesanthony8438

4 жыл бұрын

I guess the "mechanically separated chicken" means he hit it with the car and the bird blew up. =)

@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278

4 жыл бұрын

James in a rolls royce lover not ferrarir

@mcgee9777

3 жыл бұрын

You read my mind

James in Seamen "I signed up for a car show, not cookery." Me: suuuure

@kimi22cm96

4 жыл бұрын

Seth it is fun 😂😂😂😂😹😹😹

@lumpyfishgravy

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. You understand now?

@FourOf92000

Жыл бұрын

well this time he did sign up for cookery so everyone's happy

"Don't be funny and substitude another completely different sandwich with something disgusting in it..." When you're on the road with Hammond and Clarkson for too long...

@chilldeen4590

3 жыл бұрын

exactly what I thinking 😂

@knshobhin560

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly they would have done that same . Clarkson - i didn't do anything the pastes are rubish.

I grew up eating beef paste sandwiches and I was born in 1992. Living in the North really is like being in a time machine where we're permanently 20 years behind...

@galenwolf

2 жыл бұрын

1992 to 1997 at high school

@azzlackguhnter5635

2 жыл бұрын

East Germany is also 20 Years behind

@pibblydog1

2 жыл бұрын

I loved the sardine and tomato paste!

@RK-zf1jm

2 жыл бұрын

yup shell suits have just come in up there next year mobile phones

@ademetal

2 жыл бұрын

We had fish and beef paste sandwiches, we also used the free local paper as loo roll to save money, but things were still more pleasant than most internet comment sections.

My flatmate just asked me “what are you watching?” and i really don’t know how to answer.

@timmason7430

4 жыл бұрын

Just answer 'James May'.

@joshbennett3768

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why I watched them, but I watched them for the full video... : (

@vtecpreludevtec

4 жыл бұрын

Panos she s a rozzer

@juuk3103

4 жыл бұрын

Quickly minimize your browser and open up paint and just say you are just drawing

@MasouShizuka

4 жыл бұрын

Well he/she is probably too posh to understand this.

James: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers” Me: *instantly hits the like button*

@BBoySnakeDogG

4 жыл бұрын

Catching crims and locking them up

@jacobb8531

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *does the exact same thing*

@DJ_Mooseknucks

4 жыл бұрын

Oh cock.

@Isaackariuki775

4 жыл бұрын

@@BBoySnakeDogG .......in your community.

@KnugenMooMoo

3 жыл бұрын

Did the same lol

"Clean the knife" could be the "beat the devil out of it" for a new generation

@mseandimitriusk7636

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing can ever be the new ‘beat the devil out of it’

@blueTwl

2 жыл бұрын

More like "plenty of it, flood the cowling" instead of "clean the knife"

@clockwork9827

2 жыл бұрын

this is knife skills for real situations

After watching this series I have realised that James May was the real king of Top Gear

@AmperahGaming

2 жыл бұрын

He has always been the best! I still rejoice at the sight of a Dacia Sandero

Ma boy James is back and poisoning himself again!!!

@MausOfTheHouse

4 жыл бұрын

"YO brothers, YO sisters, its james may in the hood"

@cameronfleetwood8734

4 жыл бұрын

Ade Aston man your speakers must be broke

@billylauwda9178

4 жыл бұрын

Hood? *KABLOEY!!!!*

@KingLich451

4 жыл бұрын

he actually enjoyed em

God bless this man he is a british treasure

in a post-apocalyptic britain, james may is still making lurpak sandwiches as the world burns

@grisharotov9735

2 жыл бұрын

This MUST be a thing if the Fallout games ever goes to Britain!

"...it'll actually taste quite nice......my cat LOVES cat food.." 😂😂

*email notification* "James May Makes....." *clicks link*

@somegoodfella

4 жыл бұрын

@Dacia Sandero guys "Welcome back to the bunker kitchen, viewers. Today, we'll try water from the 70's!"

@vtr0104

4 жыл бұрын

@Dacia Sandero guys Oi, how's them Sanderos, fellas? :D Cheers from Romania!

This is the best argument against war I've ever seen! Just tell the children: "If you have a war, this is what you'll have to eat.... IF YOU WIN!!"

@dgh25

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Barfyman362.

3 жыл бұрын

Why did they still have to eat this way thirty years after?

@chastethompson1086

3 жыл бұрын

So that's why the French always surrender.

@dreamcrusher112

3 жыл бұрын

Bob Jones nobody had any money

@lookoutforchris

3 жыл бұрын

@@Barfyman362. end of the empire followed by socialism.

I well remember those Shippams pastes! In the 50's we would have them pretty much every day, at tea time. White bread, sliced and buttered by Mum, then choice of Shippams Meat Paste, Shippams Fish Past, Marmite, or jam!

Once again I spent 15 mins watching tasteless sandwiches made. I love these.

I would actually like to see James compare all the “might” spreads. Marmite, vegemite, promite etc.

@keelansquire

4 жыл бұрын

Could see him doing Marmite vs Bovril

@Habdabi

4 жыл бұрын

@@keelansquire gotta include vegemite for the aussies

@sonycans

4 жыл бұрын

As a dinky-die Aussie who grew up with Vegemite sandwiches from the seventies and the eighties, while I accept the taste of Vegemite however for a couple of decades I have changed to Promite as its taste to me is richer and not as harsh on the palate. I know that in certain parts of Australia this action is considered as "high treason" so please don't flame me Aussie brothers and sisters.

@falconpowerful2362

4 жыл бұрын

sonycans, I shall inform the guild and we will have to discuss your membership. I’ve not tried the others, I just adjust the vegemite to margarine ratio depending on how I feel at the time ;-) .

@Habdabi

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonycans I'm telling SCOMO what you just said 🤦‍♂️😂

"999, which service do you require?" "Police please." "Metropolitan Police, how can I help you?" "There's a man here making a fish paste sandwich." "Don't worry, we'll send an Armed Response Unit right away."

@solarprophet5439

4 жыл бұрын

"Sorry, no units available. We're too busy arresting people for saying mean things on Twitter."

@CaptainObvious

4 жыл бұрын

oh no, not the rozzers!

@stupidfunvids3748

4 жыл бұрын

@@solarprophet5439 Ah, one of those lowkey racist "muh free speech" people still memeing from something that happened years ago

@rassenkrieg9615

4 жыл бұрын

@@stupidfunvids3748 So only racists are allowed to point out the suppression of free speech?

@stupidfunvids3748

4 жыл бұрын

@@rassenkrieg9615 free speech doesnt include hate speech, get over it

Man your ability to make brilliant content from absolutely any old bollocks is on a different level haha

"mechanically recovered chicken" - I can just imagine James chasing down the chicken with a car

May: My special cloth which cleans the knife.” *Police sirens* May: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers!” Rozzers: “Oy, you got a permit for that knife?!?”

@billylauwda9178

4 жыл бұрын

Knoife*

@KingLich451

4 жыл бұрын

cheez knoif

@MrSlugny

4 жыл бұрын

Outstanding....

@CB-xr1eg

4 жыл бұрын

No officer, I borrowed it from my friend Jeremy.

@voornaam3191

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, and? Nothing to add? Are you the Punch and Judy watching kid, screaming KNIFE! HE HAS A KNIFE! IT'S A DAGGER?! Are you the neighbour always calling the police without warning first? That nagging old neighbour? Is that you?

"Plenty of it!" *Top Ten 70's Sandwich Making Quotes* "Oh crikey! It's the Rozzers!" *Top Ten Of The Most Famous Last Sentences Before Getting Arrested*

@mydaisyflutters

4 жыл бұрын

What was the saying he keeps using? "Flood the calling" flood the cailing?

@somegoodfella

4 жыл бұрын

@@mydaisyflutters I think it's "Flood the cowling!", followed by "Plenty of it!".

@mydaisyflutters

4 жыл бұрын

@@somegoodfella oh thank you!

@somegoodfella

4 жыл бұрын

@@mydaisyflutters Don't mention it.

*SUPER SAVER RECYCLING TIP:* Keep the jars, rinse them out, and screw the lids to the underside of a wooden shelf in your workshop or shed. You can fill the jars with odds and sods and just screw it back onto the lid. My Fathers shed had about 20 'recycled' paste jars all screwed underneath a shelf that contained various screws and wee electrical bits n bobs. _(Is there any chance of pinning this reply for others to see? as it's very James May-ish by getting the most use out of an object)._ Many thanks. Best. Dawg.

@CB-xr1eg

4 жыл бұрын

Jam jars are better you get more in them.

@pauljpachasajr2685

4 жыл бұрын

My grandpa mounted his jar lids on plywood discs that he hung from the joists in his cellar workshop and he could rotate them until he found what he needed.

@shadowxxe

4 жыл бұрын

@@CB-xr1eg doesn't mean you can't use these though

@CB-xr1eg

4 жыл бұрын

@@shadowxxe True, and I didn't say you couldn't use these. Just that jam jars are better as they hold more.

@owllymannstein7113

3 жыл бұрын

My basement has a ton of them hanging on the ceiling. Put there by some long dead previous owner, their rusting contents to never be used. What then will their fate be? Thrown in the garbage by some future owner? Destroyed in a fire? Pilfered by a nomadic scrounger long after society has collapsed? The only significance they will ever have is demonstrating how pointless all of our actions are, how little they will mean to those who come after us, yet ultimately they are our only legacy, slowly decaying in meaningless obscurity.

The only reason why I watch this stuff is only because it's James may

@MadCapMag

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously 😂

@justinhamilton8647

3 жыл бұрын

I have literally downloaded every James May vid I could find as a stand-in for the podcast I’ve been begging for since 2016

@markpetrov9476

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of people watch these because of "Cheese ... And cheese."

It's the rozzers! Throwback to Top Gear we all loved

I'm so glad that James is Branching out on his own now, he's always been my favourite out of the original TG Trio I feel he's like an Uncle that teaches you things your parents don't want you to learn (like how crap food used to be when they were growing up) I really look forward to seeing him in Japan. Keep the sandwiches coming :)

I think paste was the only sandwich filling I had throughout the entire 70's. Thanks mum and dad.

I nearly pissed myself at “CRIKEY ITS THE ROZZERS” 😂🤣🤣

“My cat loves cat food” - James May

I love how James called it Princess, it's Princes my dear boy.

@OGCrave

4 жыл бұрын

Macho Fantastico It annoys me more than it probably should do when he does

@delboytrotter8806

4 жыл бұрын

Like the station.....princes risborough.......

@voornaam3191

4 жыл бұрын

@@delboytrotter8806 Yanks like like like you like likes. Like the station! No.

@greenyblueish6138

3 жыл бұрын

I kept saying Princes too lol

@robertraft

3 жыл бұрын

makes me want to punt him in the chuffer when he says that.

I sort of can't believe I'm watching James May eat paste sandwiches. I'm must have something wrong with me somehow.

@lexwaldez

Жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with you. It's just the timeline we're in, and I'm okay with that.

Never mind the 1970’s, I had paste or jam sandwiches for my packed lunch when I was at school in the early 1990’s lol.

@Interknetz

3 жыл бұрын

My parents had paste when I was in school around 2006. Kinda fancy some after this video.

@quintupleaxel

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! I vaguely remember them being quite nice but i have no idea what flavour they were..

@jimtaylor294

3 жыл бұрын

I still use it today. Handy & long shelf life breakfast item.

4:55 I genuinely turned my head to the left thinking a cat got into my house!

@wolf001cmd

4 жыл бұрын

Same here!

Is James just gonna keep doing these sandwich and mailbox videos for the rest of time? I can see him becoming the oldest living KZreadr one day

@nitishisad5947

4 жыл бұрын

He is actually, he appeared in motor magazine in 1977 in black leathers. It's a conspiracy theory, he was born in 1954

@AgentTasmania

4 жыл бұрын

He’ll outlive youtube at this rate

@outkast3133

4 жыл бұрын

Some say he is older than time its self and will live on even after time ends

James is one of the most amazing man on the internet. I don't know why but he is able to make adult man happy for a minute in the rainy day.

You should make a show called “Would Richard Hammond eat it “ He’s like a fussy 2y/o Size too

@yashveerjugnarain7187

4 жыл бұрын

James proceeds to cook only seafood dishes

@stitcha123

3 жыл бұрын

You do realise the ‘Hammond is a fussy eater’ is part of the scripted persona? You don’t think that James may actually drives slowly do you.

@Mr-Trox

3 жыл бұрын

@@stitcha123 He is actually a little picky. He mentions in a video on Drive Tribe I think that he will only eat poached eggs if they're made to a specific specification that most restaurants cant reach on the first try and he keeps sending them back till they get it right.

@JeanMarceaux

3 жыл бұрын

Hammond's been in so many crashes, I believe feeding him paste will trigger his hospital food flashbacks.

@harrypainter7472

3 жыл бұрын

I doin't like cheese and I doin't like fish

"im less enthusiastic than usual" lmao

If James May would open a restaurant and call it the 1970s struggle food I’d go there everyday 🤣

Loving this series, keep it up guys 👍🏻

I'm an industrial engineer, so whenever I read [Mechanically Separated Chicken] I automatically start to imagine the Chicken Separator Machine.

James May is gonna be 70 years old someday and still somehow be on the run from the rozzers. 1. Crab Paste 2. Chicken Paste 3. Beef Paste 4. Chicken and Ham Paste

@alxuria

4 жыл бұрын

Wot

@georginacox3909

4 жыл бұрын

Just bought some from Amazon.

@neogeo1670

4 жыл бұрын

He's 57

@wetlettuce4768

4 жыл бұрын

James May is going to be that old geezer who was in a police persuit on his mobility scooter.

I've been a Peck's paste eater for 50 years. Made me the man I am today.

I really thought the first paste has the following inscription on the label: "Ingredients: haddock (really? yes, haddock!), crab meat...."

James May, you kept me happy when nothing else could!

he said crikey its the rozzers! and he said you knoww

I think Lucy needs to become the official taste tester.

@clockwork9827

2 жыл бұрын

on pain of sacking for refusal ?

@ExternalInputs

2 жыл бұрын

@@clockwork9827Sacked for refusing to eat a dodgy meat spread sandwich would be an unfair dismissal case certain win.

Daily mail headline: 'Homeless man smears various jarred pastes on genitals'

I have to say the editting is really getting up there! Loved that Rozzers Moment!

This should be called “James May grows a beard”

@caw25sha

4 жыл бұрын

Or "James May can't be bothered to shave".

@idkwhattoputhere4695

3 жыл бұрын

The beard makes him look older, kinda like when Richard grew a beard and actually started ageing

When i was a kid in the 70's 80's we had sutherland salmon spread!!!

@acehighjohn1759

4 жыл бұрын

yuppie!

@FordTransitvan

4 жыл бұрын

Hoity toity

@teresafinch7790

4 жыл бұрын

You were posh!

@bournemouthbill7764

4 жыл бұрын

You rich kids!

I love sardine and tomato paste with sliced cucumber in a sandwich,

I remember the first my mum sent me on my first shopping trip on my own was for a jar of Shippams Salmon and Shrimp paste. Paste jars were often on my mums shopping list in the 80’s. Ahh the memories

Just remembered one of my favourite things from childhood was toast toppers (Heinz maybe?) Ham and cheese was No1 closely followed by cheese flavour. Them were the days

@lordschleife

4 жыл бұрын

Discontinued now I think, but there's mushroom pate in a toothpaste tube you can buy that's similar to the mushroom toast topper

@unknownstuntman78

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordschleife nah hate mushrooms so I never was s fan. Ham and cheese for the win

@peterdean8009

4 жыл бұрын

Toast Toppers??? I remember they tasted good but looked like vomit.

@unknownstuntman78

4 жыл бұрын

@@peterdean8009 yeah that sounds about right lol

@ScottyDnB

Жыл бұрын

You just unlocked a memory for me too! I used to love ham and cheese cold and thickly spread on toast.

Everything this man does is gonna be awesome 😗✋🏻

Bloater paste-that was the stuff!

This is brilliant, was only discussing paste sandwiches with my wife the other day! Paste sandwiches continued into the 80's.

I genuinely look forward to all uploads on this channel

My Dad used to love making paste sandwiches/ my mum referred to them as “punishment sandwiches” I can’t stand the stuff ...

@shadowxxe

4 жыл бұрын

personally i love pate never tried fish pate only turkey liver and chicken but im willing to bet i'd like it alot

Chickens do really get the short end of the stick in this whole "life" deal.

@jimtaylor294

3 жыл бұрын

Only non-free range ones XD.

I had completely forgotten about sandwich pastes. Thanks for the reminder.

Aussies of my generation grew up with Pecks brand of pastes. I recall Devilled Ham was quite popular in our household, but I preferred the Anchovette👍Must be 30 years or more since I've had any. Think I'll put it on the shopping list and have a trip down memory lane 😀

@caw25sha

4 жыл бұрын

Tasmanian Devilled Ham? ☺

this is my favorite series ever. Food wasn't much different in the USA than what he had.

@jenniferandrew3373

4 жыл бұрын

True story.

Great video James, I enjoyed your take on paste

Salmon paste on toast was my fave snack when I was a kid in the early 80s.

I love the crab paste. I buy that everytime I am at the British shops.

@MYSTERON07

4 жыл бұрын

I get mine from the chemist.

@paladinsmith7050

4 жыл бұрын

crab sticks are better, chop them up and mix them with mayo for a sandwich filler.

Crikey! It’s the Rozzers!

I had these for my school packed lunch all through the 80s - was this child abuse ???

@dolorismachina2

4 жыл бұрын

Only if you didn't enjoy them.

@jenniferandrew3373

4 жыл бұрын

It was that, or whatever the cafeteria dreamed up. Pick your poison.

@elguapo1690

3 жыл бұрын

80s England was really a dystopia eh?

@D4n1t0o

3 жыл бұрын

I had them for my 90s/00s packed lunch and I loved them. Don't get what the issue is 😅 My fave was Princes Tuna.

@jpaulc441

3 жыл бұрын

I always got given "Ye old oak - ham" (in a can) on white bread with Stork margarine. So when I switched to school food, I was glad to eat such delights as turkey dinosaurs with smiley faced potatoes.

James always putting extra to keep this channel interesting.

"Ham defeated by spam in ham vs spam" - James (The Spaniel) Daniel May

@PestoPathogen69

4 жыл бұрын

Spamiel

@ethangonzalez5205

4 жыл бұрын

@@PestoPathogen69 hahaha. That's it... It is spamiel from now on

James, can I blow your mind? It's Princes, not Princess.

@martinnaylor

4 жыл бұрын

Yes Princes,and the supermarket versions will be probably made in the same factory as the premium brands.

@bulman07

4 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it

I fucken love it. I love the dont forget our social plugs etc at the end and james just so cavalier "oh yes would it be lovely if you liked and subscribed"😂😂😂

I still buy these today..my favourite is beef paste a whole jar on 2 pieces of toast..beautiful

I haven't had a Paste sarnie since I was a kid and i'm kinda craving one now...

@clockwork9827

2 жыл бұрын

im going to look them up at the local British & Scottish foods shop in my city.

Now everything makes sense about Captain slow, he's a "cat person"

''My cat loves cat food'' -James

Who remembers chicken and mushroom toastier (came in a tiny can)?

@jellybull

2 жыл бұрын

Toast toppers? Tiny tin, maybe its the same.

unlike Richard Hamster, May can actually pull off a goatee.

@CB-xr1eg

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds quite painful.

Can we have Oz Clarke as a guest for a wine tasting?

The biggest reason i subbed to this channel because i like James's style even tho im not a Top gear fan and i love making and eating sandwiches. Make it quality building it slow and steady. Maybe even put it in the microwave like 1 min

sandwich testing we are reaching peak james may levels of exciting

I'm now starting to say "Plenty of it!" as I make sandwiches...

Oh my god, the memories that came back when he said the rozzers 😂

i dont know why, but this is the most entertaining content i have ever seen

So nostalgic for my 80s childhood. Next week when I have to eat it I may regret binge watching these videos while hungry doing an online grocery shop. Spam and crab paste sandwiches next week with salad cream on everything. Mmm

I like how there’s an ad for Ramsey’s Master Class Cooking then it cuts to this lol

In the 70’s i loved deviled ham. It was a paste that came in a can that was paper wrapped. The can was wrapped like a present. I tried it as an adult and it was gross to me but at school I loved it

I feel very calm when I watch James may

I thought there might be an area of KZread where James May’s just pottering around in a bunker making sandwiches and I was correct! Hurrah!

No one: May: lets make Exotic spicy Asian food of the 90s

@aar3604

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Webb * 70's

@geznicks

4 жыл бұрын

@@aar3604 he said 90s

"my cat loves cat food" *well yes*

'Vomiting in corner' - Lucy was the silent hand grenade that got me in the credits laughing

The last two touches of the bread shuffeling where completely uncalled for.

James I do hope you getting 80% of all profits from tribe... as the other two are never around!

@antwango

4 жыл бұрын

may was always my fave of top gear, he should lose the 2 hangers on and pretenders.... if it werent for jezza may would still be doing top gear and hammond would probably be a real crash test dummy.... may is the most interesting out of the 3

@shaunsmith-milne6257

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@outkast3133

4 жыл бұрын

@@antwango you carnt blame Clarkson for may not being on top gear any more as it was only Clarkson that was fired, may and hammond both chose to leave on their own free will because they knew that top gear would not be the same without him they decided that it would be best for then to end on a high note together rather than losing one of them and having the show drag out to the point where it become some thing that its not, sadly the bbc are money hungery dick heads and chose to keep the show going any ways and now look at it, Also leaving topgear created so many new opportunitys and opend so many doors for them to do what ever they wanted i mean for the whole duration of topgear did any of us ever think we would one day be sitting here watching may on youtube reviewing random food items or unboxing peoples mail to give away? Im happy that he left top gear and moved on to other things when shit hit the fan instead of sticking with the bbc for another 5 years as the show slowly dies and he becomes a washed up Celeb on eastenders or in a fake jungle full of annoying fake people with fake tans and fake tits eating slugs on some shitty fake "reality" tv show to stay relavent

Man, speaking of paste, I really miss toast toppers. I’m in lockdown and I could really go for a cheese and ham toast topper.

1 of my faves, the crab paste!, yum if your looking for a quick snack

Was born in 2000, and even I grew up eating paste sandwiches. Absolutely loved them. Still do, to be quite honest. My go to university cheap dinner.