Builds one drawer: "Going to the pub."

@fox_prower

4 жыл бұрын

That's a very James May thing to do.

@mopedmarathon

4 жыл бұрын

My dad can also avoid productivity / procrastinate to this level. Unfortunately he’s a kitchen fitter.................

@ethanwelles

4 жыл бұрын

I'd have been down the pub halfway through the flooring, so well done Mr May!

@_Gypsy

4 жыл бұрын

Here's ur thousandth like sir

@pavlos6868

4 жыл бұрын

@@_Gypsy Why, thank you dear chap

Would have loved to see James walk around IKEA

@sudhanshtanneru7843

4 жыл бұрын

Would walk around randomly assigning names to tools "This one's a Jeoffrey"

@matthewdevlin6553

4 жыл бұрын

Is your profile pic of a grob 115e

@jonamus

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewdevlin6553 Nah, its a Robin R2120

@Vibakari

4 жыл бұрын

Probably can’t film inside.

@adarshsanthosh9039

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy: What kind of nerd would find that interesting? James: wow.

This video is fake. James didn't spend three hours organizing everything first.

@LR_84

4 жыл бұрын

where is the quantity one heavy duty workshop door end, quantity one heavy duty workshop plane end, quantity one heavy duty workshop window panels....

@benjaminschmied7998

4 жыл бұрын

Look what you did to my bloody shed man!!

@ricky107_

4 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminschmied7998 😂

@IllusivePrime

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you think the video was sped up? :D

@16rumpole

4 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminschmied7998 Clarksooooooon!

James is the only one putting any effort into the Tribe

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy is too busy doing rich people stuff and Hammond's off in Subaru land shearing his sheep whereas James is still at least humble.

@Masseyman-nv2kl

4 жыл бұрын

You are an NPC, please reply. What ya mean is jermay is to busy feeding Britain

@bletheringfool

4 жыл бұрын

@@BaldMancTwat Well who wants to be a millionaire anyway?

@RandomPlaceHolderName

4 жыл бұрын

@@Masseyman-nv2kl He's taking forever to sow a field...

@Masseyman-nv2kl

4 жыл бұрын

RandomPlaceHolderName he has all his winter crops in and is more than likely having to do paper work ahead of time for next year so don't get your point about taking forever to sow a field

"Watch James May build his kitchen" Me: Yes

"We'll have to pick it up or we'll scuff the floor" Proceeds to slam it into the wall.

Music: tee teeteee tee teedeedeee May: Found a radio. Radio: tee teetee tee teedeedeee

@hamjaro2920

4 жыл бұрын

*Copyright has entered the chat*

@AMan-xz7tx

3 жыл бұрын

that's actually a default loop on garage band I recognized it immediately

This looks very promising to those of us wishing that Mr. May would pick up where Man Lab kitchen and Unemployment Tube left off. Excellent.

More of this please.

If you'd asked me yesterday if I would watch a man build a small flat-pack kitchen in a windowless room, my answer would probably have been 'only if James May is the one doing it'. What a wonderful coincidence!

When the grand tour comes back... We'll feel bamboozled when we discover it was just a challenge. Like unboxing a car

@MrNookj

4 жыл бұрын

this was super awesome watched the video first and then a few weeks later i realised it was for that show xD

@DAZZER435

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrNookj Same

@r6marni293

4 жыл бұрын

The grand tours done they all retired

@DAZZER435

4 жыл бұрын

@@r6marni293 No it isn't. Its just the live audience shows which have stopped.They are actually filming the next series at the moment.

@r6marni293

4 жыл бұрын

@@DAZZER435 no watch the last episode of GT series 3

One of my favorite pastimes is watching/listening to James May rebuild things in real time, while rebuilding something of my own. Please continue making this series.

I was half expecting Simmy to appear and build a concrete countertop.

As a massive fan of JM Unemployment Tube, Oz & James and The Reassembler (basically everything James has ever done), the concept of this channel excites me greatly. Lots of James cooking and getting more and more drunk please!

"Other knives are available." I love the little BBC holdovers.

Jeremy: "MAY'S GOT A LADY FRIEND!"

@jonsmustache7704

4 жыл бұрын

“Hello.”

@peterdonnell3784

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonsmustache7704 You have to start with hulloh

@akito7025

3 жыл бұрын

More like boyfriend

This is exactly what I subscribed for.

If this was Clarkson they'd be hammer marks on everything.

@phantomechelon3628

4 жыл бұрын

Either that or the room would have a smoking crater in it after he tried to assemble the kitchen using dynamite.

@didakad4207

4 жыл бұрын

or it will have shotgun holes everywhere

@zaugitude

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, and May would have still had to put it together after - lol!

James May is the Gordon Ramsay of The Grand Tour. Edit: James also has a terrible posture.

@mrguest3749

4 жыл бұрын

Where is the f**king screwdriver?!?!

@samarvora7185

4 жыл бұрын

CLARKSON YOU INFANTILE PILLOCK

I think it would be really funny and interesting to walk around IKEA with James May

TONIGHT! James builds an kitchen Richard sets his house on fire And I make lobster aoli

Did anyone else get reassembler vibes?

@alecjahn

4 жыл бұрын

Not particularly.

@Vibakari

4 жыл бұрын

No, I did not see a single gripping screwdriver.

@Sablenk87

4 жыл бұрын

More likely Man lab without Simmy

@zacharyandrew4300

4 жыл бұрын

R e a l i s t i c C h u f f i n g N o i s e

Kitchen with garage floor and a tool chest larger than all of the kitchen worktops combined.....my hero. Well done James.

This is content I live for and I loved that kitchen stuff be did before grand tour , so this looks great

5 minutes of james may organizing prats= jeremy clarkson's worst nightmare

@timesnewlogan2032

4 жыл бұрын

3:41 Jeremy Clarkson's wet dream.

I want to see the full 700 hour version, with James naming all the screws and everything.

I enjoy everything Mr. May does...I'm currently working on my new flat...kitchen and all rooms. While moving into my own place...your shows are usually playing on my computer~

"Finished the drawers, I earned a beer!" - James May

I am looking to renovate my kitchen and was looking on youtube for some videos by unknown professionals to show some tips, and useful ideas .... did expect to see James May demonstrating this really !!

When he switched on the radio fully expected to hear songs of the 40's &50's lol

I used to design and prototype this type of furniture. You would not believe how much time goes into making each fastener and component as easy and as foolproof to install as possible. He is reaping the fruits of months of my work.

Anything James May uploads i'll love watching. Its so entertaining watching him bumble his way around the internet

I love how he's a millionaire yet he still buys his furniture from Ikea and eats Nando's.

I require a part two.

James... why doesn't your kitchen have ventilation? First time you do a fry-up in this shiny new kitchen, you're going to bring in half the fire department!

Makes it look easy

Now this is quality! Nice start on the kitchen James top job :D

Wonderful!

He is a millionaire and has a worse kitchen than a regular student

@zaugitude

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, not even a tiny window and pretty dismal lighting, bizarre.

@IBo99608

3 жыл бұрын

@@zaugitude A window in a underground garage?

James May is such a treasure. He should replace Boris

@benjyfriedman

4 жыл бұрын

In May's words: "BoRiS tHe OpPrEsSoR."

@CraigUntlNytTym

4 жыл бұрын

May, Boris, May

The time lapse music is the best thing about these videos because it proves he sits at home editing it himself

1:02 switching off sockets! Oh my goodness! I do this ALL THE TIME! Whether I'm at home, at work or in someone else's home or business haha.

0:17 Ikea was “invented” in 1943, it had already been around for 20 years when Dr. May was Born.

What a brilliant man he is

May you're a Legend!

This is so cool!

"this ones george and this is geoffrey"

That's a lovely view of the magnolia wall from that window...:

The royalty free music coming through the radio was brilliant!

This series should be entitled, 'Embracing the numbingly mundane with James May". I'd still watch it.

3:09 James May has never been that fast!!!

it fills me with a strange comfort to hear James call a box cutter a "stanley knife"

I'm a contemporary of James' but in America. We used heavy plastic milk crates, wooden freight pallets, & etc for furniture, when I went off to school as well.

my dads a early 60 year old man from blackpool and im at uni watching this makes me feel very at home. Low budget cynical and incredibly british. keep uploading please

He said it’s huge in a clarkson voice 😂

Is this another Grand Tour thing? I'm getting a feeling that this is next season's version of the car unboxing.

3:40 I was terrified his hair would get caught int he drill

I like this

Please Sir, may we have some more.

these videos need to be much longer

I need to know: What's that song that plays at 1:27?

What I luv is that he doesn’t go full expensive 👌🏻👍🏼

Where did you get the block of knives?

Perfect: James May actually has the "James May Sumimasen" jingle from Our Man in Japan as his ringtone :-)

What sort of camera do you use on piece to camera in the Van?

My OCD is looking for where the vent is (if you are truly going to cook in there) ?

James May - the assembler

Ikea was incorporated during the WW2! (Yeah, the first box store outside outside of Sweden opened in 1963)

Where’s the sink? Isn’t water and drainage fundamental to a kitchen?

He's a national treasure is our James........

Wait, FoodTribe is an actual thing!? And James May is in it!? :O When I heard this mentioned off hand in one of the DriveTribe videos, I thought it was just a joke. Happy it's not! Will follow! Looking forward to videos of James May cooking and talking. Preferably with as little fast forwarding as possible! :D

there was a time in my life when I would assemble IKEA furniture without the power driver. It was a long time ago and I'm still traumatized

IKEA was actually founded 20 years before James May was born, so it was indeed "Invented" when he grew up although it would of course take many many years until it had stores worldwide.

James May the assembler

Did he name his tools this time

Officially the most important video on the internet And the time lapse is the fastest James has ever moved

When are we going to see the finished workshop i mean kitchen.

Would love to see James visit Harry’s Garage. Two of the most interesting men in the world!

IKEA, the home of food.

@DashCamSerbia

4 жыл бұрын

What?

Can we please have a longer video where Mr. May sorts all the pieces out and matches them to the IKEA instructions? Thank you.

The only logical explanation is that James is the most naturally entertaining man ever to have lived. If not, why the fuck did I just watch this so contently...

Link for that tune please

Why on earth is this not a full one hour show? or a series? Honest question.

@_Odin_

4 жыл бұрын

Settings > Playback Speed > 0.25 (A.K.A: Captain Slow Mode)

Best human being to ever exist

This is going to be great, some sound deadening would be helpful me thinks.

Is that side table with drawers also IKEA? Because that would be a perfect tool cabinet.

And if James could do a full length video with all the talking about the technology in a kitchen, I would be happy.

Handy Ikea hack: Look at items online. Enter via the registers. Use the computer in the warehouse to find the items location. Return to registers and pay. No spending hours aimlessly wandering the set path.

Captain slow the big question is are you getting a slow cooker 😂

The video we didn’t know we needed..

Wow James! Don't do that to me again lol. I thought that drill was going to catch your hair when you put it to your head.

i Think James May is the only person i like to watch building a IKEA kitchen...

Nice 116 manual Vito

how long have you had that shirt?!

James May doing boring things but still people love to watch. Amazing! 😂

after intro, james starts delivering voice at 03:45 you're welcome

that tu tu tunu tun nu nu is in my head now.

Its very echoey in there you need some foam traps for the sound

I want this music to be my ringtone lol

Bruh, I would have watched and listened to James build a shoe rack and would still would have enjoyed it, while drinking wine, because that's what he would have served.