Reminder, this man beat Chef Ramsey in a cookoff while getting drunk.

@makeit.primetime99

4 жыл бұрын

that is factual, i still dream of tasting that fish pie hahahaba

@robjones721

4 жыл бұрын

I still love that moment. 😂

@Maghanashi

4 жыл бұрын

@@makeit.primetime99 Sounds like you need to find a better hobby, mate.

@Dlehnerswe

4 жыл бұрын

"You dissapoint me Ramsay..." - James may while eating rotten shark

@GodKing804

4 жыл бұрын

"You any good at driving cars Ramsey? " Classic

"It's a quarantined, high quality meat product." Same

@jonnypayne598

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! 😁😂🤣

@Patrick-pr2bt

3 жыл бұрын

james may has the best studio ever in this video haha

@ceselb

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I resemble this remark.

@outrighteight8205

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceselb Ah, I see you are omitting the "high quality" part?

@elliot7753

3 жыл бұрын

Issue being I’m not high quality

James talking about spam is more entertaining than new Top Gear.

@marcse7en

3 жыл бұрын

Says a LOT about TOP GEAR? 😂😂😂

@hugo2762

3 жыл бұрын

new program that can't be mentioned anymore.

@tjallevanderwal8031

3 жыл бұрын

Thats so true

@frankanderson5012

3 жыл бұрын

Looking at a tin of spam would be more entertaining than new Top Gear.

@pouyopouyo9817

3 жыл бұрын

Just looking at James's face is better than new Top Gear

"the closest thing we could find to 1970's margarine... 2019 margarine"

@georgeprout42

3 жыл бұрын

And they're completely different things. Hydrogenated oils and trans fats are long gone, the modern "spread" (to give it it's proper name) isn't marge. It's also now about 1/3rd of the fat content of the 70s marge. It's not just a name change, the flavour really isn't comparable either. Marge simply doesn't exist anymore. Google it, it's actually quite complicated, I've just tried to make a tldr 🤷🏻‍♀️

@sarkybugger5009

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgeprout42 My Mum tried, and failed , to get us kids to eat 1960s margarine. It was nothing like the modern namesakes. Horrible stuff.

@Korpiainen

3 жыл бұрын

Why not Lurpak, invented in 1903?

@jameshatch5722

3 жыл бұрын

Spam, spam, spam ,spam.....

@cricry

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgeprout42 booo

This is like the North Korean version of MasterChef.

@galgogergo

4 жыл бұрын

this! It's a very underrated comment!

@fingmoron

4 жыл бұрын

But wait i can see food?

@codybarrett4672

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, too extravagant for NK

@evanb5388

4 жыл бұрын

Even in North Korea they eat better than this

@briangiesbrecht6333

4 жыл бұрын

lol

"Half of the word spam is the same as two thirds of the word ham" -James May, 2019

@dudewtf1776

4 жыл бұрын

as pointless as that fact was, it made me laugh and blew my mind.

@Megalomaniakaal

4 жыл бұрын

@@dudewtf1776 Pointless? Probably an accurate comparison of their equivalency in ingredients, sounds to me like.

@Yousuck00

4 жыл бұрын

That’s deep.

@Case16710

4 жыл бұрын

“SPAM” is a portmanteau of the words “spiced ham”

@Megalomaniakaal

4 жыл бұрын

Special Processed American Meat or Specially Processed Artificial Meat

"Half of the word SPAM is same as two-thirds of the word HAM." James May is my favourite. 7:54

@st1220

2 жыл бұрын

am

“A TV show I can’t mention anymore” RIP classic Top Gear 😢😢

@sBinotto-od6no

3 жыл бұрын

But why cant they mention it?

@thedoctorray1782

3 жыл бұрын

@@sBinotto-od6no Because the BBC don't wish to really be associated with those three anymore after Clarkson's incident, I'm assuming

@SR-eo5no

3 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming that he was just joking.

@ashishdimri5660

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedoctorray1782 Hey! I don't really know about the 'Clarkson incident'. Could you give some details?

@thedoctorray1782

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashishdimri5660 Basically Clarkson had a history of yelling at producers and getting really angry at the crew, and the last time it happened was the last straw and they sacked him

Why do I feel like he’d be doing this even without a camera on him.

@crouski

4 жыл бұрын

they would pay me a fucking lot to make a bite on that shit

@alexandriahunter2125

4 жыл бұрын

With the full on commentary as well.

@dasraffnix9471

4 жыл бұрын

But it's RAW! 🤣

@CRAZED4MORE

4 жыл бұрын

@@dasraffnix9471 most canned meat is cooked in the can after being sealed this kills off the bacteria in the meat

@tear728

4 жыл бұрын

I can definitely see him doing this alone in his underwear

When I was young I agreed a lot with Clarkson, but as I've gotten older Clarkson really feels like an orangutan and May is actually quite interesting. Hammond is still just Hammond.

@StrifeFitness

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@sharktale5956

3 жыл бұрын

3/7 of Hammond is 100 percent ham your welcome lady’s and gentlemen I’m out

@GreatSageSunWukong

3 жыл бұрын

Clarkson has always been a baboon, may is the best TV presenter and Hammond is cute and appeals to children

@JayAreAitch

3 жыл бұрын

@@GreatSageSunWukong >Hammond is cute and appeals to children Very true. I loved him on Braniac as a kid.

@Beleth420

3 жыл бұрын

Completely agree.

I hope we keep Clarkson, May, and Hammond in our lives for as long as possible. This trio is such a treat to watch. Whether they drive cars, go on adventures, or make spam sandwiches.

James May has a magical way of making being boring actually entertaining. He's just too likeable!

The lack of music and the echo of the room made this a very raw experience

@oliverd-s6495

4 жыл бұрын

Clarence Star bro I’m so raw after this

@businessmail4929

4 жыл бұрын

That makes it authentic my comrade from ww2

@jackiegundam

4 жыл бұрын

It's raw!

@yamanmustafa7574

4 жыл бұрын

They later put a mattress in the room. Seemed to work well!

@OMGclueless

4 жыл бұрын

Cameraman Tom breathing into my ear added a nice bit of ambience.

I dont understand why everyone on TG/GT call him boring. He just made Spam interesting

@RevJamesCostello

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a joke.

@alexc3504

4 жыл бұрын

They're just jealous of his talent to make the mundane into interesting.

@niallkinsella2687

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's from when he started on the show and drove everything slower than my granny. And she's dead.

@renz1013

4 жыл бұрын

@@RevJamesCostello woooooosh

@renz1013

3 жыл бұрын

@Jamie Ownshe meant the vewers

Please don’t fast forward when James is delicately getting the spam out of the tin; he is speaking, and every word out of his mouth is ludicrous and essential. 💙

Now imagine if he actually fried the spam like a normal person.

@larrylaffer3246

3 жыл бұрын

And put either a slaba smoked gouda or american cheese depending on the fanciness of the day.

@Artyomthewalrus

3 жыл бұрын

Wait.... Frying spam is a thing?!?!?! Why have I never tried this?

@thevoidbeckons

3 жыл бұрын

@@Artyomthewalrus yeah, just put it in a hot skillet, the fat does the work. gets nice and crispy.

@user-ve9tu5rv6e

3 жыл бұрын

@@Artyomthewalrus have you ever looked at the packaging of spam?

@Artyomthewalrus

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ve9tu5rv6e Nah, I just open it and eat it. I assumed it would be a food I wouldn't want to know the ingredients of

"The closest thing to 1970 margarine... 2019 margarine"

@jordanleigh6481

3 жыл бұрын

If your from the 70s you know it's different

@TheDeepState2001

3 жыл бұрын

U didn't even quote it right

“Smells a bit like cat food, but that’s not a bad thing.”

@MikeSmith-ch7jv

4 жыл бұрын

Some of my dogs all natural treats actually smell quite appealing but never smelled cat food before

@captainjackpugh6050

3 жыл бұрын

Well I’d always eat the cat food

@VNDER88

3 жыл бұрын

What

@olivern149

3 жыл бұрын

Hello James 👋🏽

@dierckeatlas

3 жыл бұрын

We tasted the cats' food when we were kids and it's definitely edible. 😂

It's hard to believe this vid was recorded 2019; it has such strong 2020 vibes

@antrax607

3 жыл бұрын

Because of the word "quarantine"

@cleverusername9369

Жыл бұрын

James May is a man deeply ahead of his time

Spam sandwiches used to be pan fried in my household. Eating them while in my corrugated iron dugout at the bottom of the garden really is a throwback. Almost surreal.

We just spent ten minutes watching James May eat Spam. Don’t regret a second of it.

@richardsmith3212

4 жыл бұрын

Is anyone going to mention the fact that he seems to keep saying "Princess Ham". I thought it was Princes?

@Wiley_Coyote

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't sear it in a pan. So I regret it on his behalf.

@TheCaptainSplatter

3 жыл бұрын

Well this video showed up in my spam folder.

It is official then. I indeed could watch anything James talks about.

@ronaldoliverenos7179

4 жыл бұрын

I have been watching mr.slow's show for years. Trust me, it is quite addicting, for some unknown reason

@caincha

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing lol Rubbish subject, rubbish food but hey it's James May so we'll all watch it and enjoy it :D

@jetjazz05

4 жыл бұрын

Glad you say this... next week is testing two different mold and mildew bathroom sprays.

@jetjazz05

4 жыл бұрын

@Selfspot I've seen videos showing how well sheets on the ceiling work as well. Just pad the room lol.

@philb9410

4 жыл бұрын

I feel the same WTF was i just watching. Yeah James May talking about spam. Such a unpleasant food item. I need to spend my time better in live i think.

When I was a kid I'd fry up spam on the stove and drizzle it with honey. Its pretty bomb

1:06 I think he's talking about Fifth Gear.

@jacobcohen3280

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was the top gear polar special

@SkipTheKip

3 жыл бұрын

Shhhhh we don't talk about it

@rail2223

3 жыл бұрын

Bottom Gear

@eugeniaamariei8626

10 ай бұрын

Middle gear

"Half of the word Spam is the same as two thirds of the word Ham." - James May, 2019.

@phantomechelon3628

4 жыл бұрын

Also pretty much the entire lyrics for a Monty Python song.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that this is a ten minute video about making a sandwich? Only James May could pull this off with such brilliance.

@MrPenguinLife

4 жыл бұрын

Well it does come from the man who can spend an hour of time on a real tv program disassembling a vacuum cleaner.

@Mklg

4 жыл бұрын

Technically he managed to make two sandwiches in ten minutes

@JackBealeGuitar

4 жыл бұрын

He wastes a good amount of time shaking the salad cream like a ponce, I mean, who shakes it side to side? Up and down is the most efficient and doesn't make you look like a complete bell end

@PeterFabian

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mklg not only that, he made me want to go out, buy white bread, spam and salad cream. (I have to admit to having margerine at home already...)

@JackBealeGuitar

4 жыл бұрын

@Tom Bowman Just a little joke, wasn't expecting such a reply, I forgot to use sarcasm font sorry :D :D :D

James May - the man ahead of the quarantine game... who also makes ten minute videos on applying margarine to bread, opening two cans of Spam/ham, placing said Spam/ham in slices, and placing the top bread to top it off.

This is the sandwiches of the GODS THIS MAN BEAT GORDON RAMSEY WHILE HAMMERED 🔨

@CG-vn8iy

3 жыл бұрын

That's right. Fish pie I believe.

I've just spent 10 minutes of my life watching James May comparing Spam and Ham. I don't regret a single second of it.

@user-cu3vj9yq9k

3 жыл бұрын

That’s lucky, because what a regret to have

@liukiang8329

3 жыл бұрын

In fact, I wish it was a lot longer.

@w1ndw4ker95

Жыл бұрын

Over the past year, I've watched this about a dozen times. Still no regrets.

@insanejughead

Жыл бұрын

We got shorted a minute or so when he was getting the Spam out of the tin...

“Spam, white bread, salad cream, margarine... no artificial or unwanted ingredients”

@georginacox3909

4 жыл бұрын

And a bit of HP sauce?

@Milamberinx

4 жыл бұрын

I think James thought the same thing after saying "no artificial" which is why he tacked on "or unwanted".

@georginacox3909

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.Morning.

@Me-by8qi

4 жыл бұрын

😂 right

@Daniel-dj7fh

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA

these videos are works of art. i hope someone makes a museum and puts these in them. the credits are just artistic perfection

7:50 “Half of the word Spam is the same as two-thirds of the word ham.” Even James himself thought it was a bit much.

That was possibly the most pointless video I have ever watched. I enjoyed it.

@zcarcollerotez8121

2 жыл бұрын

here where i live in italy spam doesn't even exist and ham is really rare

@richarddavies5674

2 жыл бұрын

@@zcarcollerotez8121 that is interesting. What is the substitute for ham there?

"The washers aren't part of the meal. I just got those because I like them" James May

@TheJkghfg

4 жыл бұрын

It make me happy knowing someone else remembers that XD

How is this so entertaining? I don't regret a second of this. Just delightful.

No artificial or unwanted ingredients Read the label James...

@retrobeats

3 жыл бұрын

margerine, spam, white bread, "salad cream", the entire thing is artificial.

@natalie6117

3 жыл бұрын

I think that was the joke! British humor.... He literally listed some of the fakest things out there (margarine, white bread) and then proceeded to act like they were healthy. Just James May / British things 🤣

When I was a kid my father convinced my brother and I that spam was an expensive delicacy. Whenever we went to the store we would beg him to buy it. Eventually, he'd "give in" and we would cheer.

@dirtpounder

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if you eat piles of salt to this day! Seriously though, that is a smart way to get your kids to willingly eat.. let's say cost-effectively.

@GuitarQueero1

4 жыл бұрын

Lol your dad is a legend

@f.d.6667

4 жыл бұрын

Once told a 13-year-old girl that the "pickled ginger" they serve in sushi restaurants is actually dolphin noses in brine. The reaction was priceless!

@mickd6942

4 жыл бұрын

RKG Austin your dad was a gent Mine painted the gas meter red and told me it was a money box

@sundown798

4 жыл бұрын

Yup same here. Also my parents fed me Raman Noodles as a special rare treat and later in life they were only 25 cents a brick.

drives ferarris and such, eats spam with margarine. interesting man

@reliantncc1864

4 жыл бұрын

There's a Korean cooking show where they try to impress a famous critic with all this fancy food, and he's just not interested. Then they researched his life, found out what he ate as a kid, and made that. It was basically a throw-it-in soup of whatever they could collect back then (Korea was extremely poor and they frequently ate supplies given to them by American soldiers, including SPAM). He was literally crying as the taste brought him back to some of his earliest memories. He said they'd finally succeeded.

@thehouseofcha1nsaw_

4 жыл бұрын

jeff bazos and bill gates are friend and when they go out to eat they go to mcdonalds and make sure to use coupons

@Daniel-dj7fh

4 жыл бұрын

@@thehouseofcha1nsaw_ he eats spam, s p a m. im not even entirelz sure what spam is to be frank

@thesturm8686

4 жыл бұрын

@@reliantncc1864 huh, sounds like ratatouille (the movie)

@theproGAMAS

4 жыл бұрын

reliantncc1864 what show is this ur talking of

"The meat may be quarantined, but less so than you are."

Binging all of these a year later is bringing joy to my lockdown life 😂

“Half of the word spam is the same as two thirds of the word ham. I dont know why the hell I said that” - James May

@help_me_rhonda

4 жыл бұрын

Yes you 'am' right

@zoharcollins9831

4 жыл бұрын

I love him

@beachcomber2008

4 жыл бұрын

He said it because he's James May. Saying amusing stupid things is his trade mark.

"Put it back in the can and it's good for another 2 or 3 decades" -James May ladies and gentlemen

@richardbutton1179

4 жыл бұрын

He is half right. Canned food can stay good for years as long as it hasnt been opened and is stored at room temperature.

@Megalomaniakaal

4 жыл бұрын

@@richardbutton1179 In the arctic though...

@Grennyyyyy1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Megalomaniakaal even better, the colder it is the harsher the environment for bacteria to grow

“1/2 of the word spam is the same as 2/3 of the word ham” - James May

@jodofly1158

3 жыл бұрын

Dont like your own comments

I've recently discovered pan fried spam slabs. It takes on a better more sausage-y texture as opposed to the atypical pork mush were all so accustomed to. Also tastes better imo

“Smells like cat food but that’s not a bad thing”

@Nexus-6

4 жыл бұрын

Ham = cat food. Spam = dog food.

@PaulTMaack0

4 жыл бұрын

I heard "Camp Food"

Awaiting the episode where James shows how to order a pint and overall pub etiquette.

@HomebrandFishfood

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna se that

@danzgamez6819

4 жыл бұрын

can i donate somewhere to make this happen?

@fedorafluke

4 жыл бұрын

@kie dude weed lmao

@couponsammler

4 жыл бұрын

THAT would actually be awsome.

@hakimbelayachi5382

4 жыл бұрын

That's a brilliant idea

Love James. His glasses are off-the-shelf buy-at-the pharmacy type. Love that man.

I love that the credits are two people and are like 3 seconds long

I love how he’s gone from pissing about in luxury super cars every week to reviewing ham and spam sandwiches. 😂

@Artyomthewalrus

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, he's moving up in the world. This gives me far more actionable knowledge than top gear ever did, and in a more concise, straight to the point, format.

@Frserthegreenengine

3 жыл бұрын

That's why we love James May!

@chupathingy6626

5 ай бұрын

This is EXACTLY why I adore and respect James. 😅❤

Nobody: James May: Half of the word Spam is the same as two-thirds of the word Ham.

@zloychechen5150

4 жыл бұрын

well, it's spiced ham, isn't it? i guess this is the reference, yet the joke is iffy.

@opkb4e

4 жыл бұрын

@@zloychechen5150 Selected processed American meats.

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

​@@opkb4e Something Presented Abbreviately Meaninglessly

@La_sagne

4 жыл бұрын

@@BaldMancTwat Spook Presenting Abbreviations Misleadingly

@Sledgeh101

4 жыл бұрын

Spam, spam, spam, wonderful spam

Vegetarian me: salivating** James: I can sense you salivating

@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712

3 жыл бұрын

Come on, eat the meat. You know you want to...

@gamesandsoftwares1441

3 жыл бұрын

just do it already

This is the only cooking show I'm happy to watch!

James May, “Filming a programme we’re not allowed to mention anymore”

@akuvillejaakkola9491

4 жыл бұрын

Why isn't he allowed? And is the program top gear?

@FunteX

4 жыл бұрын

@@akuvillejaakkola9491 Ofcourse it is . . . And it ended with season 22 . . . ;)

@reliantncc1864

4 жыл бұрын

@@FunteX I'm extremely pleased that this weekend I discovered season 22. I stopped watching when they announced the firing, but I forgot that they had yet to release the season they'd already filmed.

@FunteX

4 жыл бұрын

@@reliantncc1864 ^^'

@modtl

4 жыл бұрын

Clarkson mentioned it on the last episode of the Grand Tour when they got to the end. "we're still alive" he said. "and on that terrible disappointment, for top gear, it's time to end. See you soon"

"part of filming for a television program I cant mention anymore" xD

@geznicks

4 жыл бұрын

Because they own drivetribe, theyve got no higher ups to answer to

@Sledgeh101

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what he was referring to...

@deanfranz

4 жыл бұрын

We'll never know. He can't mention it anymore.

@danielmacintyre4877

4 жыл бұрын

Why can’t he talk about topgear?

@bensingleton3923

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielmacintyre4877 For legal reasons Top Gear never happened

This actually turned out to be much more scientific than I had initially thought. I love these videos

"4mm Slices" *literally 10mm*

@ceesmith

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the ham/spam goodness has addled James' mind in this one.

@mEDIUMGap

3 жыл бұрын

He's british, he maybe still uses inches in his head

@DanFoxDavies

2 жыл бұрын

@@mEDIUMGap Almost certainly. I'm British and half his age, and I still use inches for some things because my parents imposed them on me, even though school did its level and perfectly sensible best to get me to use the frankly superior metric system.

I'm not sure he has ever seen a millimeter, let alone 4 of them.

@marty154

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@celticbarry9877

3 жыл бұрын

That was definitely 9-12mm

@trapbuilder2283

3 жыл бұрын

@@celticbarry9877 They were nowhere near a centimetre. It was 6mm at most

@lukewarmwater6412

3 жыл бұрын

an american dime is about one milimeter thick. six milimeters is about a quarter inch... a 5/16 wrench is the same as a 7mm wrench.... 3/4 an 19mm interchange as well, as do 9/16 and 14mm . now you know something useless.

@uniquesoljah5429

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukewarmwater6412 xD

Clarkson voice* “ On this episode of our car show: James may makes sandwiches”

@jtspetersen

4 жыл бұрын

In this episode, James chews and thinks

@reliantncc1864

4 жыл бұрын

The great thing about Clarkson voice is that it works perfectly when you read things.

As a consequence of World War II rationing and the Lend-Lease Act, Spam was sold in the United Kingdom. British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher later referred to it as a "wartime delicacy."[13][14] In addition to increasing production for the U.K., Hormel expanded Spam output as part of Allied aid to the Soviet Union.[15] In his memoir Khrushchev Remembers, Nikita Khrushchev declared: "Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army."[7][16]

My grandma used to make me spam and mustard sandwiches as a kid. Loved them. Still have them now from time to time

6:52 Outlook when i get an important email I need to see.

@tammysquire6992

3 жыл бұрын

LOL! Dude I choked laughing then xD

@Techyboi7

3 жыл бұрын

Email does that to all my steam emails

@George-hy1or

3 жыл бұрын

😂 mate this was far funnier to me than it had any right to be

@failedabortion1894

3 жыл бұрын

Too real

@JoeMama-ej7qs

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA that was actually funny

I can feel that white bread sticking to the roof of my mouth already

@dosu7964

3 жыл бұрын

the pain.

@FunteX

3 жыл бұрын

You must be very familliar with that . . . XD

@JayAreAitch

3 жыл бұрын

that feeling of peeling it off makes it worth it.

@ling2186

3 жыл бұрын

I hate the fact he only buttered one side of the bread. That is heathenry.

@TheButterMinecart1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ling2186 Most people only butter one side.

Brilliant! Well played Capt. slow.

This has concluded to me that i could listen to James May read the telephone directory quite happily!

1989, "2020 the world will be so different" 2020, led in bed and quite seriously watching James May eat a spam sandwich.

@m.w.6526

4 жыл бұрын

Look at 2020 now..

@darth6466

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Love how James stands there chewing a spam sandwich like he’s tasting a fine wine 😂

@paul_yt2254

4 жыл бұрын

But then cleanses the pallet with a red wine 🤔.......😂😂😂

@mrmcbeardy9268

4 жыл бұрын

Only James May can make eating Spam seem sophisticated 😅💯👌🏼

@ethansmith9065

4 жыл бұрын

And talked about how the ham had a "more delicate flavor"

@frankparker1191

4 жыл бұрын

He is exactly right however and red wine goes great with Spam sandwiches. Princess Ham does have a delicate flavor profile and should be smeered on toast or crackers.

@scottdandy2255

4 жыл бұрын

he's possessed by the spirit of Keith Floyd.

if only all cooking shows would bring this kind of value to its viewer

James May is low key out here prepping us for hard times.

@cleverusername9369

Жыл бұрын

Low key? He literally calls it his post-apocalypse bug out bunker. That's not low key, that's downright in your face overt.

Nothing beats spam. I grew up on spam. We were so poor that a christian group heard about us. They showed up with boxes of dry and canned goods. Very few families had refers in our area. Mom cooked up some rice and opened a can up. Fed us children from a bowl of rice and spam straight out of the can. It was the most incredible meal we had in a long time. Free meat in a can. I still buy it regularly from Costco by the case now that I live in the states lol.

@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466

2 жыл бұрын

Can't remember the exact quote but it was something like "Even vinegar tastes sweet when free."

@bjm4148

Жыл бұрын

Boohoo

@thehabit635

Жыл бұрын

@@bjm4148 do u feel better now

@bjm4148

Жыл бұрын

@@thehabit635 much better thanks

@jonathanaguilar9934

Жыл бұрын

​@@bjm4148 can you touch me zaddy!!!!

Someone needs to introduce James to proper fried Spam on a sandwich.

@brandondeel3567

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeesssss! Plain ol' spam is fine but fried spam is soooo much better! I actually prefer treat but to each their own.

@tommzo

4 жыл бұрын

fuck off boomer

@brandondeel3567

4 жыл бұрын

Calm yourselves. We're just giving our input on what is clearly a better sandwich. Btw I'm not a Boomer... I'm unfortunately a millinial, but I too prefer fried spam over straight out the can. I don't like the consistency of it.

@brandondeel3567

4 жыл бұрын

@Jobe uhhhh....

@brandondeel3567

4 жыл бұрын

@Jobe would you mind elaborating on what "Boomer" means? It's obviously derogatory and you're talking shit so I'd like to know exactly what you're calling him, or me...

"Half of the word 'spam' is the same as two-thirds of the word 'ham'." This might be the most James Mayian sentence James May has ever uttered.

I got a taste of fried Spam with beans from my camping trips around Australia. Survival food and loved it.

When James May has sex, he makes his own condoms out of a sheep’s intestine because by god, that’s how they did it in the old days.

@stealthymonk8808

4 жыл бұрын

I very much doubt this man can achieve an erection, and his heart medication is not compatible with vasodilators (Viagra, etc)

@eoinodoherty2617

4 жыл бұрын

i am the 69th like, how appropriate

@eoinodoherty2617

4 жыл бұрын

@@stealthymonk8808 shut up

@JonatasAdoM

4 жыл бұрын

His wife must love him, he's captain slow for a reason.

@freakysteve140281

4 жыл бұрын

They do the same in New Zealand, only they don’t remove it from the sheep first.

1990: i wonder what people will use computers for in 30 years 2020: why am i awake at 3am only to watch james may make a sandwich

@kevingallen2094

3 жыл бұрын

It’s 4:44

@sydneym8412

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t like how 30 years ago was the 90’s. To me, 30 years ago is still the 70’s.

@evaniscool1341

2 жыл бұрын

@@sydneym8412 bestie i think you are just old

@missobama1688

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, quite predicting my future

How was James making quarantine content 4 months before it started? This man is a prophet and he must be stopped!

This show got me back Into sandwiches, thank you James May 😂

I can't decide if I'm upset with myself for being entertained by a man simply sipping wine while making processed meat sandwiches.

@zloychechen5150

4 жыл бұрын

wait, what? entered? it's up to you i guess, it's a modern society.

@scoobydooby4762

4 жыл бұрын

@@zloychechen5150 entertained*

@mp1557

4 жыл бұрын

Do you mean entertained? entered is something else;) I mean I certainly wouldn't be upset if James entered me :)

@ThatRandomGuy20

4 жыл бұрын

Are you not entertained?

@ronmastrio2798

4 жыл бұрын

Entering people while sipping wine and making processed meat sandwiches sounds like something James does in one of his special clubs.

Subway: We make the best Sandwiches James May: Hold my Spam...

@jinagibson6818

4 жыл бұрын

itsy which hand?

I love opening Spam cans and also just looking at them in the cupboards.

I love the simplistic brutalism of their set- literally a white drywall room in a garage with absolutely zero proper lighting or soundproofing. Just two intelligent blokes making simple sammies.

"Spam, Salad cream White Bread and Margarine" - "Nothing artificial in it"....

@NaeMuckle

4 жыл бұрын

At the very least his corpse will be perfectly preserved.

@pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraw5542

4 жыл бұрын

I kept thinking he said sour cream, well I thought he said salad cream but I was unsure what that was so I convinced myself he said sour cream. Is salad cream just a more pungent mayo? My quick googling shows it has more oil and vinegar than traditional mayo, but the ingredients are very similar. Just different proportions. I might go buy some salad cream next time I am at the shop. Probably never noticed it before because, well, salad cream sounds awful.

@hanstun1

4 жыл бұрын

He is correct. There is nothing artificial in either of those products unless you get some weird white bread with a 6 year shelf life. Spam is simply (over salted) canned and ground up pork shoulder and salad cream is the same as miracle whip basically which is extra sour mayo. Having said that, it isn't the most healthy thing to eat in the world but that is a very different story. It also looks absolutely fucking disgusting ..... lol

@thalesvondasos

4 жыл бұрын

​@@hanstun1 You forgot the margarine.

@NaeMuckle

4 жыл бұрын

There is nothing disgusting about corned beef and salad cream. I went to the shop after watching this to buy more corned beef.

Mum: why are you watching James may eat a sandwich Me: You wouldn’t get it

@CockatooDude

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Watch it and you'll understand.

@haroldellis9721

4 жыл бұрын

For those who understand, no explanation is needed, for those who do not, no explanation will suffice.

@socarlo2

4 жыл бұрын

@@haroldellis9721 correct

@stankfanger1366

4 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite exchange I've read on KZread today.

@alasdairgillis

4 жыл бұрын

@@haroldellis9721 hear hear, well said lad

Okay this is the funniest thing I've seen all week

James, gently squeeze the open Spam tin, alternating between the long and short side. You will break the air seal around the meat and it will slowly slide out of the tin. I much prefer Spam, although I do like to fry the slices.

@solitonsurfer8693

3 жыл бұрын

Came here to say exactly this.

Me: *hungrily watching the SPAM get cut James: I can sense you salivating through the Internet... Me: He knows! o___O

@renz1013

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah you can't get the same out of Gordon Ramsey videos to be honest

"That's around 4mm" Slices off at least 10mm

@V8_screw_electric_cars

4 жыл бұрын

Way too thick for 70s or even in modern times actually.

@thehouseofcha1nsaw_

4 жыл бұрын

one shot of vodka

@davidgutierrez8297

4 жыл бұрын

1cm?

@Psychlist1972

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidgutierrez8297 Yes. You understand the conversion. :) I do a lot of machining and woodworking in metric. The measurements are almost always given in mm rather than cm, even when the size is well over a meter.

“Part of the word spam is two thirds of the word ham”, cracked me up XD

I’m own my 5th watch through. I have never had pork in my life and yet I still return to this video time and time again.

@bomberex7809

7 ай бұрын

6th time

All scientific literature: spam is bad for you James May: hold my quarantined high quality meat product

@voidremoved

4 жыл бұрын

5:47

You have to fry the Spam in a skillet beforehand, but I imagine in the 70's this would have been viewed as witchcraft.

@thetman0068

4 жыл бұрын

Not here in the US! Fried bologna and Spam was a staple here!

@iamthelaw69

4 жыл бұрын

In many countries, they don't bother to cook the spam, just eats it as is. It's lazy, but it works.

@ppoonjr

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah we always browned SPAM before eating it or else the gelatinous stuff doesn’t melt. Lol

@jshepard152

4 жыл бұрын

@@thetman0068 Mmmm. Fried bologna is the most delicious shit.

@joelfernandes9814

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it tastes way better fried

I grew up with Spam. The best way to do it is to cut it then then fry it. Crunchy on the outside, slightly soft on the inside. You are rewarded with a salty ham/bacon flavor burst. Wonderful.

“It has an industrial texture” If that doesn’t temp you...

Nobody: James May: "Smells a bit like cat food, that's not a bad thing." A special, special man this James May. Like a intelligent Karl Pilkington.

@tazzerdevil98

4 жыл бұрын

You saying Karl's not intelligent

@atourdeforce

4 жыл бұрын

Karl is way more intelligent, anyone who doesnt realise hes playing a simpleton is kinda dumb, it takes a very smart man to act like a simpleton. Also anyone who eats 40 year old canned ham whilst stuck in the middle of the North pole is pretty stupid. By all means bring it home and try it where it doesnt matter too much if you get sick, but in the middle of the North pole is pretty retarded. I love that he tried it, but not in the middle of nowhere.

@ErinTurco21

4 жыл бұрын

Karl you idiot play a record

@roblinnbailey2359

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t talk shite twice

@atourdeforce

4 жыл бұрын

@Ku I dont think you quite get what I'm trying to say. Karl is almost certainly acting!! James May is not.

"That's... for something else" We found the weapon used in the future to finally kill Jeremy Clarkson.

'rammed with yellowy goodness' beautiful!

He said "It smells a bit like cat food but that's not a bad thing." I love this.

Why wasn’t this blocked by my spam filter?

@zloychechen5150

4 жыл бұрын

you're probably using the more delicate ham filter instead

@Ellisif333

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@imaner76

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks I had a mouth full of pallet quenchin"er" when I read this! after spitting it out I'll need another.

@12baked58

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck me this is clever

@neilmatthewmarks

4 жыл бұрын

Henry Pattinson comment of the decade 👍

Missed opportunity: spamwich vs hamwich

@BruderSeth

4 жыл бұрын

@@oliverkarlsson1653 which one

@theplayer12312

3 жыл бұрын

wait whats a sandwich then

'Spam very simple, these days it has a ring pull' BARS

you are just a bundle of joy, i mean James is.