Today on bottom gear, James provokes physical violence from Gordon Ramsay.

@soapybawlz9160

3 жыл бұрын

this comment is so under rated

@pontus9982

3 жыл бұрын

@@soapybawlz9160 youre underrated

@EnPeeSee

3 жыл бұрын

You are now aware Gordon Ramsay has a fish fingers and chip butty video here on KZread, and he gets QUITE excited about the chip butty with ketchup.

@Jixaw.

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Jaskan0

3 жыл бұрын

no man is above a quality chip butty.

James May becoming a semi-ironic KZreadr is somehow the best thing to have ever happened

@Starstrike

3 жыл бұрын

Yes to this

@faisalleeds

3 жыл бұрын

Love it when he says like, comment, subscribe whenever there is a gap!

@Starstrike

3 жыл бұрын

@@faisalleeds 😂😂

@tipedeal2349

3 жыл бұрын

I literally need at least two episodes of just James may per week, better yet I need a cooking show exclusive by James

@MayonnaiseHellmanns

3 жыл бұрын

@@tipedeal2349 he's making one for amazon

Here I am watching a 58 year old man making the same two kind of sandwiches over and over for 13 minutes. And somehow I want more

"what was the other thing you mentioned earlier you don't like" "Vinegar" *Look of disgust*

@greenbanana311

2 жыл бұрын

It is uncannily youthful, and certainly more than slightly annoying.

@Omegaset

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine using vinegar for anything other than cleaning windows

Is it just me or could anyone else watch James May do literally anything and be entertained?

@khoyrulmiah9903

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@EthanParlor

3 жыл бұрын

He can just stand there n breathe for 5 mins explaining how breathing works n id still be entertained! 😂

@gilbertosantos2806

3 жыл бұрын

Correct

@ianbyrne7081

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@anne_frank_

3 жыл бұрын

The least most uninteresting man, in the world!

Imagine someone who doesn't know of James May and just stumbled on this video.

@hentaidude666

3 жыл бұрын

That's me. Not too sure what I watched

@daunteuflay4859

3 жыл бұрын

@@hentaidude666 please devote some of your time to get to know James may, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson Youre welcome

@polaraxis6686

3 жыл бұрын

Clarkson, may and hammond are the perfect trio. Especialy in oooold top gear

@daunteuflay4859

3 жыл бұрын

@@polaraxis6686 yes the 2008 top gear was peak

@steveaguinaga3821

3 жыл бұрын

😯

Britain: Crisps, Chips Australia: Chips, Chips America: Chips, Fries

@rodepet

2 жыл бұрын

Netherlands: Chips, Patat

@rgerber

2 жыл бұрын

Pommes Frites (fried potatos)

@gabbonoo

2 жыл бұрын

Britain ClrIuthSpths, chips

@stefansikora5183

2 жыл бұрын

Germany: Chips, Pommes Frites (or Pommes or Fritten)

@lovemykiss9

Ай бұрын

Spain has it easy: they use Patatas Fritas for both chips/crisps.

I love how absolutely proud James looks whenever he gets the response from the crew members. So wholesome.

one Grand Tour episode cost: £2.5 million + medical therapy for Hammond after all the crashes one FoodTribe video cost: £10 at Tesco

@allothernamesbutthis

3 жыл бұрын

they need to do some regular conversation corner, news and bants, cheap to produce too.

@w4397

3 жыл бұрын

@@allothernamesbutthis yes, they should make it on youtube. They already have drivetribe as their channel, it should be easy for them to make it. If they have conversation segment regularly on drivetribe, they could help gain views and allows them to bring guests like old top gear

@chattphotos

3 жыл бұрын

@@w4397 And share great news about the Dacia Sandero!

@vavabroom1448

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he's paying the camera staff £50 each for an hour's work

@mathiaseriksen3812

3 жыл бұрын

that's so funny

There's dry humor then there's British dry humor AND then there's James May dry humor

@FaustoTheBoozehound

3 жыл бұрын

Dessicated humor

@safcforme3475

3 жыл бұрын

humour, humour and humour

@mankdemelord6974

3 жыл бұрын

@@FaustoTheBoozehound dehydrated humor

@timmason7430

3 жыл бұрын

No, that's just typical English dry humour.

@TheFawcettDVDguy

3 жыл бұрын

@@safcforme3475 @

When I was a poor student I remember my favourite meal was cheap oven chips with a bread and butter to make sandwiches and a tin of beans with those little pork sausages. It was perfect stodge.

As an Aussie I want to clarify that yes, we call potato chips "chips" probably because that's what they are called on the packet, but we also call fried potatos chips as well. No distinction here, we love our chips. Fries are the provenance of fast food "joints" and as I was a child of the 70's I thought I should clarify that from an Aussie standpoint.

@eanschaan9392

2 жыл бұрын

I respect that consistency.

@cacamilis8477

2 жыл бұрын

Australia truly is a land of pure unadulterated chaos.

@Dazzwidd

6 ай бұрын

I'm an Australian and I think calling crisps, chips is silly. Chips is hot chips, crisps is much more logical for the bagged variety. I go with the Poms more often than not though

@nothanks...

4 ай бұрын

@@Dazzwidd 🙄 seems like traitor talk

@Dazzwidd

4 ай бұрын

@@nothanks... I still call Petrol, Petrol. I'd Never call it gas 😅

This is one of the weirdest celebrity evolution so far, a well regarded car show presenter has found his own internet niche, making pre-Thatcher era foodstuffs... nice

@sirhenk5910

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he also had a show assembling things, and an Amazon show about Japan. So basically just anything mildly interesting, and it fits him perfectly

@Dischingo

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirhenk5910 Or take things that seem mundane and boring add in James May and Presto it become interesting.

@thewednesday5893

3 жыл бұрын

I miss manlab

@thomasblethyn9639

3 жыл бұрын

He did some similar vibes shows when he was at the BBC I think, with far fewer viewers I imagine. There was one where assembeled a 70s lawnmower whilst saying it was ridiculous that anybody was watching.

@IDiggPattyMayonnaise

3 жыл бұрын

Man of the people

The world is burning and james may is just here making crisp sandwiches.

@CChallinor

3 жыл бұрын

What else is there to do ?

@Kelgo102

3 жыл бұрын

I do this all the time

@lshn8457

3 жыл бұрын

We should follow him

@tompeck5495

3 жыл бұрын

Now that's a man with his priorities in order!

@subtleusername5475

3 жыл бұрын

Chip sandwiches*

As a German, I can very much relate to James‘ friends being appalled at the thought of putting vinegar on chips. On crisps however, it’s brilliant

@schalkerleiden

Жыл бұрын

@Flicks I have actually tried it

@ThatFilmisGnarly

Жыл бұрын

@@schalkerleiden I don't believe you

@jek__

Жыл бұрын

Do you squeeze the lemon on your schnitzel?

@ffwast

Жыл бұрын

@@schalkerleiden Must be a deficiency of the germans again.

@Bob_the_Jedi

5 ай бұрын

Vinegar on crisps?!?!

American here, and my father taught me to make these back in the 80's...he's a 50's/60's kid. He always had me use mayonnaise.

@Goat4459

Жыл бұрын

Ew mayo

@thegreatrobin2329

Жыл бұрын

@@Goat4459 What’s wrong with mayo?

@Goat4459

Жыл бұрын

@@thegreatrobin2329 everything its sour tasting, weird consitancy, an its all wrong. Like Tea and banana

@staxstonecutter1802

Жыл бұрын

@LostintheWoods You go back in time to the English nobleman that it's named after, chop him into pieces and use him in the sandwich?

"I'm sure this isn't particularly interesting if you're a viewer- I'm not sure why food programming is interesting..." James the reason most of us are watching this isn't that it's food programming, it's that you're in it.

@BaldMancTwat

3 жыл бұрын

Idk, James May is one of my favourite people but I am very passionate about both the "chip", "crips", "fry" debate and crisp sandwiches.

@brianmccann666

3 жыл бұрын

70s food.

@boerny6757

3 жыл бұрын

So true same when clarksons farm show will finally be available. I don't care about farming but love watching him, hammond and james

@Willowello

3 жыл бұрын

James May could just sit in a chair and read a book in silence for 2 hours and you can bet all the chips in my Wooden Chest of Magic™, that i will watch every page turning action filled second of it!!!

@nathan87

3 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, if we're looking for food programming, this probably ISN'T the go to.

The most English thing ever when your mouth is watering at a smushed loaf of bread and fried potatoes.

@iPodiMaster

3 жыл бұрын

You comment killed me

@gaygambler

3 жыл бұрын

All nonces come out the woodwork when Mays about

@turbochargedfilms

3 жыл бұрын

'ery naice

@Confield

3 жыл бұрын

@@turbochargedfilms k ill have a whiff

@steamboatmodel

3 жыл бұрын

Over here some of the kids add Poutine to them.

James May is my favorite presenter. I love these videos, but every time a new one comes out, I cry a little. I grew up with the trio, the original show got me through many many rough days. Then when they went on Amazon, I was so happy and hoped it will continue for many more years. I saw them getting older, got a bit older myself, and now watching these, I am reminded of those wonderful moments. When Jeremy cried on that last episode, I just couldn't help myself to follow suit. Just want to thank you James for many great years. Such an awesome journey!

I really enjoyed how he treats lucy so wholesome

boys want more grand tour episodes *men want a james may full analysis on lurpak spreadable butter invented in 1903*

@royisdabest

3 жыл бұрын

like comment subscribe

@harry793

3 жыл бұрын

But real men want old top gear back

@RomanBeloHorizonte

3 жыл бұрын

It's 1901

@dariosantos9445

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@sircoloniser5454

3 жыл бұрын

I’d like both

James need to cover the old faithful: Fish Finger Butty

@Zarkovision

3 жыл бұрын

With custard.

@D4n1t0o

3 жыл бұрын

Mm. With ketchup.

@fadedjem

3 жыл бұрын

I remember Tom Scott's excellent Citation Needed series once mentioning a samosa butty. I feel that James May needs to make and review this.

@michaelocyoung

3 жыл бұрын

@@fadedjem "HOW NORTHERN IS THAT SENTENCE?!"

@gilgammesh1

3 жыл бұрын

@but ton no brown sauce! Only red works.

dont even know why this chill atmosphere with dry humor would be the best thing ive ever seen! I love it

Whats amazing to me is that the things that we take for granted, James May finds extremely interesting!

"Would you like some carbs with your carbs with a side of carbs?"

@nickabbooo

3 жыл бұрын

In Indonesia, we eat rice with a side of instant ramen.

@tellitlikeitis-rg4ny

3 жыл бұрын

Always one

@alpaca2376

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickabbooo Koreans’ favorite hangover cure, too.

@xilon56

3 жыл бұрын

Carbs on carbs is the essence of poverty food, you just try to make something vaguely interesting out of dirt cheap ingredients.

@PirateCat822

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickabbooo isnt that meal common throughout Malaysia,Indonesia,Singapore,and Brunei?

James May is literally the embodiment of that sandwich. Boring but interesting.

@WKBacon

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean simple but entertaining.

@ih302

3 жыл бұрын

COTD!!!

@theoldboys69

3 жыл бұрын

So... an oxymoron?

@netweed09

3 жыл бұрын

* those?

@greedgreed4411

3 жыл бұрын

@@netweed09 that* I was specifically referring to the crisps one, the one he was making when I was watching. Thanks for playing though.

This is the power James May has. In any other world, this video is just someone making sandwiches, but because it’s James May, you’re hooked!

These video's just appeared in my feed one day. I never knew they existed before. Having watched a few now, I love them. Subscribed!

Alternate title: James May consumes half a billion carbohydrates in 13 minutes.

@drdeath1971

3 жыл бұрын

they didn't have carbs in the 70s.....

@pontus9982

3 жыл бұрын

@@SimonWoodburyForget what about the ketchup, vinegar and salt?

@wtbanation6268

3 жыл бұрын

@tyvek05 Cool story bro

@rorgues6465

3 жыл бұрын

@@drdeath1971 They just don’t make carbs like they used to.

As a child of the 70s myself, I make a noise not completely dissimilar to that made by James pressing down on the crisp sarnie whenever I stand up.

@simonmorris4226

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!🤔

@jackherer519

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment ahahaha

@dogmaticpyrrhonist543

3 жыл бұрын

That noise my knees make is the first time I got a doctor so say "oh dear" in a slightly worried way.

@simonmorris4226

3 жыл бұрын

@@dogmaticpyrrhonist543 to be honest I sometimes sound like a John Bonham drum solo!

@jme.147

3 жыл бұрын

Loving the fane

This video inspired me to give this a try, as an american, i never thought of this growing up, and i'm 25 now. Edit: I used what we have, white bread, generic butter, and salt and vinegar lays, made a crisp sandwich, and honestly... its amazing. new fave simple snack for me.

@drangstveitmark

2 жыл бұрын

you did it wrong bud, rye bread, cheese wiz, and original lays potato chips. trust me

@LordAurix

2 жыл бұрын

@@drangstveitmark that... is a great idea. it may be a bit, but will try!

@PerryPienfeld

2 жыл бұрын

I made a grilled cheese but with Doritos and tomato soup, I’m Canadian. I used whole grain bread, cheddar cheese, whole butter and Doritos nacho cheese. You could also replace the Doritos with cheezies and it’d work well, but they only sell it in Canada

@chriscotonou7765

2 жыл бұрын

Haha nice. As a Brit, I’m glad someone is getting something from our bad food traditions.

@humanstandssans2484

2 жыл бұрын

@@chriscotonou7765 Well, you know how it goes. Junk food makes the world grow round.

This is pure gold! It is so bad, it is amazing! Keep them coming! I can't not watch this.

Tom: “I’ve never had a crisp sandwich”. James: Brings out the knife

@platinumchill607

3 жыл бұрын

i was really shocked too! how had he never had one before!!

@fvntkong

3 жыл бұрын

Same here, never had

@Grandmaster-Kush

3 жыл бұрын

Never heard of it before this video, never had chips to anything other then on their own

"french fries, which were invented by the British" *the entire country of Belgium being triggered*

@Jack-Revill

3 жыл бұрын

potato julien was invented in belgium boiled

@lifelikeaglitch7343

3 жыл бұрын

Ik bent engles en nederlanse lol

@MrTree421

3 жыл бұрын

I think that was more like: "Well if the French and the Belgians are fighting over it might as well throw our hat in it as well"

@st4r3_me

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrTree421 and then the americans came and won

@alifelessrock48

3 жыл бұрын

all countries who claimed "diced potatoes that are fried, but not to the extent they are crispy" are now triggered. especially for the name

7:42 When you are British and someone likes your food

I absolutely love how there is really no line between cast and crew. Everyone is part of the show. I am waiting for the episode featuring the mailman.

Man, top gear really missed a beat by leaving out the many instances of James May doing basic tasks incredibly slow and leisurely 😂

@agirlfromcambridge4517

3 жыл бұрын

The BBC made an absolutely terrible mistake by firing Jeremy Clarkson, now they are incredibly popular lol

@bobcostas6272

3 жыл бұрын

@@agirlfromcambridge4517 theyre better without the BBC

@codo8584

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobcostas6272 Yeah, now they can do a much wider variety of stuff like this

@discostoo

Жыл бұрын

He did everything slow and leisurely, he just wasn't supposed to!😂

Nothing say 70s English cuisine like a carbohydrates sandwich.

@allgonoemo4217

3 жыл бұрын

WIGAN KEBAB

@ElvenMans

3 жыл бұрын

Would you like some carbohydrates on your carbohydrates?

@allgonoemo4217

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElvenMans smack barm pey wet

@waaahl

3 жыл бұрын

@@allgonoemo4217 The almighty Wigan kebab

@SvenTviking

3 жыл бұрын

Spread with animal fat.

I have liked, commented, and subscribed so many times it’s crazy. I love james and will do anything for him.

The press is critical, it allows the crisps to stick to the butter. If you dont press, when you bite into it, the crisps break and go absolutely everywhere.

"Creative snack ideas for broke potheads."

@bencarter9901

3 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked

@tigerbalmespresso

3 жыл бұрын

@@bencarter9901 just tried this recipe with doritos, so I didn't need cheese.

@polaraxis6686

3 жыл бұрын

So pintrest or 5 min crafts but more food?

@mysticshadow780

3 жыл бұрын

@@tigerbalmespresso nah mate, you need the Walkers.

@dylan24334

3 жыл бұрын

@@tigerbalmespresso make it with chilli heatwave doritos and grated cheese

James' crisp and chip sandwiches, Lucy's idea to combine and Tom's addition of the ketchup. This is the teamwork we love to see

@spellbound_1

2 жыл бұрын

I've just tried their combination, and it truly is magical...

Happy to have found this channel cause now I'm hungry for a double Decker

I went to a Walmart, bought a tube of salt and vinegar Lay's Stax, and made myself this sandwich, which I've never tried; neither a chip sandwich (american here) nor the chip flavor. It changed my life, as James said.

The humbleness of these productions is by far the most charming thing about them. This food isn't even remotely pretentious, and that's what's so pure about it. Sometimes it's okay to enjoy simple foods, even if they're a bit silly or "childish," whatever that means.

@Alphae21

3 жыл бұрын

Poo

@dj_musha

3 жыл бұрын

Wee

@oisinbuckley7436

3 жыл бұрын

It's like old KZread videos used to be - just some relatable interesting content. Only thing is the picture quality has improved. And there's an advert every ten fecking seconds.

@user-cb3mz9kj4l

3 жыл бұрын

@@oisinbuckley7436 and James May

@keithreeder

3 жыл бұрын

Now that's a perfect example of pretentious over-analysis, kids...

I feel like the entirety of Food Tribe was made so that James could relive his 70s lunch time memories

@imranhq13

3 жыл бұрын

at this point of the show i think you're correct 😅

We need more of this please

This is fantastic. I love these sandwiches! We always buttered the bread which forms a sort of adhesive to help the chips stay inside.

In australia, crisps are chips Chips are also chips. We live a confusing life.

@yemilol

3 жыл бұрын

In Germany, crisps are Chips and Chips are Pommmes.

@jarenz9100

3 жыл бұрын

Corona Virus 19 if you call crisps chips in the UK it’s only you doing it

@jacobraji2442

3 жыл бұрын

In NZ both are chips as well

@goatee01

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but we've got chicken salt

@sonycans

3 жыл бұрын

I thought you call them chups @@jacobraji2442.... 🤣

In Australia we call chips and crisps “chips” we all just somehow know which type of chip we’re referring too

@drsherifff

3 жыл бұрын

In Germany, we say "Fritten" or "Pommes" to chips/fries, and say "Chips" to crisps

@DefinitelyNotEmma

3 жыл бұрын

@@drsherifff and the muricans say fries

@ghazghkullthraka9714

3 жыл бұрын

@@drsherifff Ironically, pommes sounds identical to poms I believe, which is Australian slang for the English

@drsherifff

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghazghkullthraka9714 Pommes actually comes from pomme de Terre, which means apples from the earth (earth from the ground)

@coffeeguy6673

3 жыл бұрын

Ryno, mate, Ozzies originate from us Brits, you should be ashamed of yourselves lol !

I had no idea that this show is what I have been missing my whole life.

I love the way he makes this amusing gotta love may😂

To be clear, Australians call “crisps” chips AND “fries” chips. Because all things are chips and we appreciate chip related chaos.

@ghazghkullthraka9714

3 жыл бұрын

If it has potato, it’s chips. Shepherds pie? Chips and mince. Mashed potatoes? Broken chips.

@theamhway

3 жыл бұрын

I wish you all English speakers had some kind of agreement about certain nouns. Chips and biscuits are two very confusing words

@CescSoler

3 жыл бұрын

And yet we always know the difference.

@ghazghkullthraka9714

3 жыл бұрын

@@CescSoler it’s a requirement that you be able to tell the difference without context in order to get a Cert II in hospitality

@subavtoku

3 жыл бұрын

Chips & Hot chips

James: "Cut away to something else" Lucy: inserts clip of James pretending to be a dog in a Japanese cartoon 😂😂😂

@RG-tm7uq

3 жыл бұрын

Are you writing a script?

@cunnerzzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@RG-tm7uq Are you tying to be a critic?

@andrewkennedy9704

3 жыл бұрын

@@cunnerzzz 👍

In Australia, we call chips "hot chips", to differentiate them from chips, which you call "crisps". They are only called "fries" at a couple of those imported American franchises. Although sometimes, if the hot chips are cut very thin, we may call them fries as well. And yes, I've had both chip sandwiches (salt and vinegar is my favourite), and hot chip sandwiches, with and without tomato sauce. I have yet to try them combined, which sounds like heaven.

I love James's reaction to Lucy never having had a chip butty. I was exactly the same.

I'm a decade older than James, in the early sixties my dad did some work for the owner of a crisp factory so got a lot of free crisps. When we went out for a Sunday day out,a picnic was always a part of the day, crisps always were included and we all liked to add the crisps to the sandwiches, an easy way to make a sarnie more interesting. Salad cream also goes well with crisps in a sarnie.

@victoriaedwards1220

3 жыл бұрын

salad cream i choose over butter usually

@jonnycando

3 жыл бұрын

chris osh salad cream is evil.....try Mayo!

@chrisosh9574

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonnycando Mayo is dull and has no bite, like the difference between English mustard and Dijon.

@jonnycando

3 жыл бұрын

chris osh oh you an American Mayo, can be quite sharp!

@kieranlake2085

3 жыл бұрын

Butter and salad cream on both sides of the bread is just like heaven

Top Gear: trying so hard James may: Lets talk bout chips and crisps😂😂😂

@harrynelson9203

3 жыл бұрын

Saw 15 seconds of top gear for the first time while watching gogglebox, had to leave the room 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

34 now, but growing up we used to make sandwiches with cold cuts/deli meat and add chips/crisps to them. It was not only the best delivery method for your salty additions, but it added a much needed crunch.

I have done every single thing in this video since I was perhaps 6 years old. I'm glad to see the greatest "sanGwitch" ever created make its way to a James May production! I grew up in Northern New Mexico (USA) and that seems to be a normal over here.

all of england eating like WW2 never ended

@foguhftyuhgiggg8178

3 жыл бұрын

All of americans eat like they have free healthcare

@shunlau7051

3 жыл бұрын

@@foguhftyuhgiggg8178 ohhhhhhhh SNAP!

@RalphieMuskinyaar

3 жыл бұрын

@@foguhftyuhgiggg8178 you didn’t have to end his life 😂

@abramo7700

3 жыл бұрын

"I saw this one on twitter"

@foguhftyuhgiggg8178

3 жыл бұрын

@@SavageMrFox the fact u can have carry is bad

I’d rather watch this for an hour than BBC’s Current Top Gear.

@FzHnn

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I was skeptical before watching this, on whether I can actually finish the whole thing. I can honestly say that this was a very fast 13 minutes.

@JBTV1991

3 жыл бұрын

True I'd Watch Paint Dry Also

@chriscotonou7765

3 жыл бұрын

It's not even Top Gear, it's that annoying Keith Lemon tier tribe of comedy infiltrating the show with their painful sense of 'humour'...

@johnfrench1239

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Harris is great and knows his stuff but the crass ladishness of the other two just isn’t funny

@SwimmingPigeon

3 жыл бұрын

I already do.

On my first payroll job (in the US, Missouri) in about 1970 we worked all night 2 days per week. I would be sent to the supermarket in the next block to buy "a kit"--Roman Meal brand bread, Kraft Singles cheese, peanut butter and potato chips (crisps). We made sandwiches with this lot, putting the chips on the peanut butter helped keep them from spilling out. Kept the crew of 3 or 4 alive 'til morning. I myself drank half and half (whole milk with light cream added) being a growing lad and needing all the nutrition I could get. Occasionally I make this sandwich for myself as a treat. 50 years later and I still wear the same size clothes!

This is spectacular. Remember growing up and experimenting with various flavours of crisp/ chip sandwiches. Now I want to have it all over again. Thanks Mr. May

Slowly, ever so slowly. James is converting Lucy into the real food world. Nice one Lucy.

@justinnicholas8680

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why they call him captain slow 😂

@maxmustermann2676

3 жыл бұрын

This is not the real food world! 🤪😅

@roachdoggjr45

3 жыл бұрын

He's gonna turn her into a guy eventually.

@Parabola2

3 жыл бұрын

One of us, one of us 👻

@joski9030

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew Sousa looks like one already

I’m convinced James smokes a joint before doing KZread

@takafumiarisawa70

3 жыл бұрын

Spliff. He's British.

@LMvdB02

3 жыл бұрын

A Rizla, baccy and some filthy hard hash. A classic English spliff.

@Felidae-felicis

3 жыл бұрын

@@LMvdB02 ah yes. That just hit the spot and that's an evening cap for me.

@smokeymcgee7585

3 жыл бұрын

@@takafumiarisawa70 im british and everyone calls them joints from where im from

@foraminuteforaminute4056

3 жыл бұрын

@@smokeymcgee7585 I was under the impression a spliff was a cannabis-tobbacco mixture.

From an Australian; whether it's "fries" or "crisps", its all just chips. It's about context. You could either have a packet of chips, or, some hot chips, often with chicken salt (the best thing ever). We also love chip sandwiches, except ours wouldn't usually have Lurpak spreadable butter (invented in 1903). Most takeaway shops or convenience stores will have at least hot chips, a loaf of bread, and some little tomato sauce packets. Then you would walk to the park and feast on this unbeatable tucka.

I’m in the US, 49 years old, and I’ve never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. These are common here, but I refuse to try one now.

@rabato1064

2 жыл бұрын

Your loss.

British cuisine, ladies and gentlemen.

@Aryzz-fp2ig

3 жыл бұрын

This is some fine dining right here

@donaldboughton8686

3 жыл бұрын

How about a Steak and |kidney Pie butty? Student fare from the seventies.

@carmelopearman5721

3 жыл бұрын

And it looks delicious

@fckSashka

3 жыл бұрын

it actually tastes great

@collisionsaresore7327

3 жыл бұрын

The crisps are irish I won't stand for anything else

When Tom said 'bit close to lunch, isn't it', I almost died when I saw the sad puppy look in James' eyes as he said 'this isn't lunch?'

May: “Crisps are the correct name” Americans and Australians: “no”

@Haggy836

2 жыл бұрын

Yes Americans and Australians are both ignorant, thanks for pointing that out.

Vinegar is for salads. Rest of Europe calls the stuff in bags chips also. Fries is the correct term for what you refer as chips. Crisps is anything crispy.

As an apprentice in the late 70s, after a hard, cold morning on site I would buy a buttered Belfast bap (a fat crusty roll about 7" in diameter), a portion of chips, a packet of Tayto cheese 'n' onion (indubitably the King of Crisps), cheese slices and a carton of vending machine chicken soup. All the solid comestibles that would fit were stuffed into the bap, making a healthy-sized meal for a growing lad. For lubrication, the bap was dunked in the soup. I've yet to eat anything else to match it for sheer gastronomic delight.

@f.wiltshire5962

5 ай бұрын

Imma have to try this. I tried tatyo in Belfast a couple years ago but I’ve got a tin of condensed soup in the cupboard. Looking forward to it. Cheers 👍🏻

@ex-terrydropper

5 ай бұрын

The older 22 blokes we would train with whenever we made the trip to the UK, would have something similar to this. Only differences were corned beef instead of cheese slices and the soup would come from the shops rather than a vending machine

@Fourcandlesforkhandles

2 ай бұрын

@@f.wiltshire5962aaaand???

Most British sentence ever ...--- ""Well, it's a bit near lunch time isn't it?"" 10:42

@cynthiamolenaar770

3 жыл бұрын

A sandwich is very lunch-ish isn’t it? 😝

@guantofroglol6511

3 жыл бұрын

As a brit I approve

@myownsite

3 жыл бұрын

@@cynthiamolenaar770 It's rather jentacular isn't it

Why is this interesting - as a guy that never ate British Cousine, it gives me a glimpse at it. Also you made me order that Branston Pickle chutney thing just to taste it with cheese (and hopefully with some other sandwiches).

James May, mundane yet enjoyable 😂😂

This is like something out of a surrealistic parallel universe where people sustain themselves on nothing but sodium and carbohydrates.

@thesiege6003

3 жыл бұрын

That's our universe

@random_cocaine4667

3 жыл бұрын

or maybe some broke college kid trying to survive till the next paycheck

@tomroose7733

3 жыл бұрын

That England mate nothing better when we was kids to have a crisp sandwich. Chip butties were posh and only on special occasions

@biggusdickus9125

3 жыл бұрын

Nah pal it’s just Britain

@Texicus_Reddicus

3 жыл бұрын

It's called being middle class in the 70s. All their food was just cheap stuff piled together

One of my earliest memories is at lunchtime in my primary school...We sat on the floor of the gymnasium for some reason to eat our packed lunch. Upon opening my Ghostbusters lunchbox and subsequently opening my sandwich, I found it buttered but without any filling. Being 5 I proceeded to cry and internally curse my mother internally to damnation. The janitor came over on seeing my immense and confusing plight and put my packet of crisps in said empty sandwich...Revelations were had. I'm now a personal chef for Billionaires and still like a crisp sandwich, either my mum was a genius or just a bit busy that morning. Dunno, might phone her and ask.

@Mr-Trox

3 жыл бұрын

That janitor was the real hero of the day.

@averagecoloniser4586

3 жыл бұрын

What a lifestory

@pontus9982

3 жыл бұрын

@@averagecoloniser4586 thanks

@buffsteve24

3 жыл бұрын

Did you call her? What is she say?

@LMvdB02

3 жыл бұрын

So?

Here I was thinking I was the only one to have a crisp sandwich.

My mum grew up in 70s Durham in a factory town so this very relatable for her

Aussie here. “Chips” are chips and “crisps” are chips too. We’d prefer to be confused than be associated with the Yanks and their “French Fry” nonsense

@TheGecko26

3 жыл бұрын

French Fries > Vegemite.

@jesusmerkel

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah how do people find chips and chips confusing

@3Dant

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGecko26 Chips dipped in Vegemite

@AzzaTheGreat

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on mate

@robotboy201

3 жыл бұрын

American here, I'd like to say we don't usually say French fry, we mostly just say fries. I don't know where the French part came from but fries are deep fried potato wedges so fries does just fine. I also say papitas but thats for my Spanish speakers ✌🏼

"French fries invented by the British" *Angry Belgian noises in the distance*

@hotsince0550

3 жыл бұрын

they where invented in England by William kitchner

@hawukk4866

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds a bit like something Wikipedia would say

@jakejennings6534

3 жыл бұрын

Well we did make the chunky ones but not the thin long ones

@Patrick.Weightman

2 жыл бұрын

@@hotsince0550 Those are potato chips, not french fries. May had it mixed up with all the crisp-chip talk

@astrangeperson9305

2 жыл бұрын

Technically the first french fry was fried fish sticks in 1680 (according to my research)

I just ate my first salt and vinegar and lurpak sandwich, thanks to this video convincing me. A bit of cheese would go a huge way, though.

I love when James and Tom eating and all you hear is crunch crunch lol

I can literally watch James paint a wall and find it entertaining. He's just amazingly entertaining even when he's not trying. And he has a great taste in watches-- I see that Grand Seiko.

@aytahnbenavi

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think that's a GS... Do you have a timestamp of a clear shot of it?

@matthackett83

3 жыл бұрын

@@aytahnbenavi Looks more like a Datejust to me EDIT: Oyster Perpetual sans date

@aytahnbenavi

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthackett83 Looks about right. Either way I have read that he's got a 1976 Omega chrono-quartz, which is a super interesting piece. Early quartz is often overlooked by collectors and it's cool that James has a serious watch nerd's kind of watch.

@aytahnbenavi

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthackett83 Also I just found the timestamp of a close shot, it's 6:02. It's a white milgauss!

@matthackett83

3 жыл бұрын

@@aytahnbenavi Milgauss confirmed! Nice

When you realize James May actually beat Gordon Ramsay in cooking.

@woodenhoe

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm disappointed Ramsay" - James May

@tomossaunders8597

Жыл бұрын

@@woodenhoe* “You disappoint me Ramsay”

Strangely, scarily fascinating

11:57 the crunch though ☺

“when we were young, crisps were the entire meal” 😂😂

@phoenixschofield7711

2 жыл бұрын

For my great grandmother it was ww2 😂

@johnnyyen3007

2 жыл бұрын

Don't laugh, for many of us young poor kids in the 60s and 70s it was. Plus, sugar butties, lard butties, corned beef butties, banana butties, strawberry jam butties...And they were all delicious 🙈😀

@zbady4595

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyyen3007 the lack of taste in any of these foods is disturbing my Middle Eastern pallet, our food is basically half spice half the actual dish

@_______unknown_______

2 жыл бұрын

@@zbady4595 yh not the poor middle easteners so stop being snobby

James in Australia, we name them both, *CHIPS* one is just 'hot' chips which is the deep fried ones

@johntaylor8463

3 жыл бұрын

Battered chips!?

@derrynj

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I've only called really thin hot chips french fries. Like the Maccas ones.

@mx_nana_banana

3 жыл бұрын

Derryn Jones only chips that I call French fries are the ones you get in that red packet and are called French fries

@WaffleofBrains666

3 жыл бұрын

@@mx_nana_banana chips are chips and chips are also chips except for this chips those are french fries

@Siddich

3 жыл бұрын

Pommes, ihr Lappen 🤗🤪

this video made me walk through the snow to the shops to get some crisps for a sandwich because I was curious lol

I love how James appreciates ASMR

Watching old men eating chips sandwiches is still better than new Top Gear.

@imnotusingthisanymore2300

3 жыл бұрын

Watching a wall dry is better than the new top gear

@concorde_7588

3 жыл бұрын

watching grass grow is better than the new top gear

@blond339

3 жыл бұрын

looking directly into the sun -still better than new Top Gear.

@ricster831

3 жыл бұрын

Covid is better than new Top Gear.

@duckdog8052

3 жыл бұрын

*sandwiches

Here in Australia we actually call them both chips :) We don't say fries at all.

@holidaymail

3 жыл бұрын

Nucktheman I refuse to even say Fries off the McDonalds menu lol

@louis-tj2pq

3 жыл бұрын

We don’t say fries in the uk

@alockh06

3 жыл бұрын

Chips and hot chips from my time in Australia

@oliverkarlsson1653

3 жыл бұрын

@@louis-tj2pq no one said you did

@stellaofstorms9268

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing in South Africa!

James May "the Secret Life of Machines" series and british Junkyard Wars are things the deserve to be revived, by you.

"My mother will have rightfully concluded that this is bollocks" 😂😂

"What you would call French fries - which were invented by the British" *Angry Belgian noises*

@johnturner4400

3 жыл бұрын

Wait until you hear what we call sprouts...

@guantofroglol6511

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnturner4400 I am fairly certain sprouts are not from brussels

@betci148

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha brilliant, I’m Belgian and I was about to rant about that 😂

@JoeFamilyGuy69

3 жыл бұрын

@@betci148 allee zotteke

@ImmortanDan

3 жыл бұрын

Belgium was invented by the British

Lucy brown "I'm not sure of this one because of the vinegar" after taking a large bite out of a salt and vinegar crisp sandwich

@Games_and_Music

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i was expecting James to catch up on it, maybe he let it slide, or wasn't paying attention.

i live in Switzerland but am british. i am from the 80s and it was a highlight getting crisp sandwiches going to see my family in england. need to make one again.

Perfect chip sandwich is to ask them to make the chips crispy and very golden, loads of fresh farm butter, homemade bread, and add a dash of Tobasco , salt and malt vinegar! Heaven