If there are any viewers who are wondering what it's like being married for a long time, just watch this video.

@maged4087

2 жыл бұрын

haha, I am single

@sugarspice6948

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@alex29443

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, so spot on.

@cheetahpiss1328

2 жыл бұрын

I agree I'm almost 10 years into my sentence and yes very similar.

@trevorphilips2947

2 жыл бұрын

More than 16 years of a marriage.

James May is the most interesting, uninteresting person in the world. They're talking about poached eggs and yet I couldn't stop watching.

@mvviking358

4 жыл бұрын

same here xD

@hiropf

4 жыл бұрын

05:22 As Richard Hammond says, "why?"

@gideonmele1556

4 жыл бұрын

The most interesting uninteresting man.... in the world

@timothyhays1817

4 жыл бұрын

You just described a train wreck.

@AshMcFarlane

4 жыл бұрын

@@gideonmele1556 I read that in clarkson's voice

I'm watching two grown men debating eggs, and it's still more interesting than most stuff I've watched lately

@TheChill001

Жыл бұрын

that's just because in the end, they are just so relatable and just can put a smile on anyone's face with their usual banter and their typical back and forth twitting. It's the reason why Top Gear worked with them and JC and failed with the replacements: they have a chemistry that's hard to match

@ElijahBenbow

5 ай бұрын

I couldn't think of anything to watch and so i come to these videos

@alicecarrillo3378

3 ай бұрын

That’s why threatening a writer’s strike didn’t phase anyone.

6:48 Hammond contemplating killing May is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

james may is the only one who has unlocked the secret to making uninteresting content that people actually enjoy

@giddycadet

3 жыл бұрын

RTGame once did a stream where he just watched paint dry and it did really well so James isn't the only one

@biddodiggo2176

3 жыл бұрын

@@giddycadet Really?.. well thats something, innit?

@jarredwise

2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever seen Grand Illusions?

@James-sk4db

2 жыл бұрын

Farming jezza

@scrithen2836

2 жыл бұрын

@@jarredwise thats insulting, Grand Illusions content is interesting, and hes entertaining

If Clarkson was here, the whole kitchen would be on fire.

@whatsstefon

4 жыл бұрын

NO_EYES_ON_ME with a hammer.

@johnmulhern2833

4 жыл бұрын

You'd hear HAMMOND, CLARKSON or You Pillock

@DavidBromage

4 жыл бұрын

Because, of course, Clarkson would use an industrial blow torch or jet engine. It would end with May yelling "CLARKSON!!!!"

@david-spliso1928

4 жыл бұрын

V8 poaching

@margot3711

4 жыл бұрын

which is why hes not there

Watching Hammond and May stare at a stove whilst insulting each other is wholesome af.

Only James May could make a grown man watch him make Poached Eggs for 17 minutes 😂👍

"These are modern eggs, they came from a modern chicken" - James May, 2020

@chalicotheremapping8921

3 жыл бұрын

you tried learn Spanish on duolingo and then gave up

@sanjum2475

3 жыл бұрын

@@chalicotheremapping8921 ???

@chalicotheremapping8921

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanjum2475 hey i just bring the facts don't hate on me

@sanjum2475

3 жыл бұрын

@@chalicotheremapping8921 what???????? You are making no sense and I never even hated on you Like What?

@chalicotheremapping8921

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanjum2475 don't worry about it its all part of a bigger picture

17.55 minutes of middle-aged men poaching eggs. What a time to be alive.

@sabertoothgaming8988

3 жыл бұрын

and watched the thing start to end ahahaha

@CrypteGardien

3 жыл бұрын

Nearly 60 isn't exactly middle aged but yeah

@wall4818

3 жыл бұрын

poaching eggs while talking about how wrong the other is poaching eggs

@romeobond4851

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrypteGardien Hammond is only 50

@CrypteGardien

3 жыл бұрын

@@romeobond4851 Yes they are both in their 50s. Which is why I didn't say "60 isn't exactly middle aged".

Great content. Sure, Jezza would've had twice the eggs cooked in half the time, but at least without him, there were no injuries.

@smartalec2001

Жыл бұрын

Poweeeer

@anonecki

Жыл бұрын

He'd have boiled them in Bovril using a V8-powered egg poacher

@layonyatsu7203

Жыл бұрын

@@anonecki v8 moturr

@martinshephard6317

Жыл бұрын

There would have been a hammer involved somewhere!

@SimonBauer7

5 ай бұрын

​@@smartalec2001SPEEED!

6:48 Hammond almost let the intrusive thoughts win 😂

“Two millionaires cooking poached eggs in Amazon basics cookware, commenting on the flashiness of a £120 oven”

@nolalove9723

2 жыл бұрын

And that's part of the magic of why we love them. ❤❤❤

@DarthAwar

2 жыл бұрын

You dont stay rich spending money on simple things when you can get a similar object but cheaper!

@ktp01

2 жыл бұрын

It's so British, they are millionaires who take private helicopters yet are wearing what every over 50 year old man in Britain wears

@Kyle1994NI

2 жыл бұрын

@@nolalove9723 it is Aye

@featherstonehobbies

Жыл бұрын

They wearnt millionaire 20 years ago that's why there still humble lovely lads

I watched this 5% for egg-poaching advice and 95% for Hammond and May bickering. Leaving happy, as expected. :)

@bobpotts73

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, some things never change.

@trentbateman

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly don’t know how May puts up with Hammonds arrogance and ignorance

@q3znw6j88aywnwy

4 жыл бұрын

I would ignore everything they do in this video

@benfranckenfelder1827

4 жыл бұрын

if you want to see them bickering watch this one: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hqyJltKjaM-Zfpc.html (May steals some parts at the beginning..Hammond getting pretty angry at the end)

@chongmcafee3799

4 жыл бұрын

Amalia Force, yep. No point in watching if they don’t bicker. They can probably finish each other’s sentences by now, surely.

I'm with Hammond on this, he nailed it. His technique and cooking was perfect. May's were undercooked.

@Ned-Ryerson

2 жыл бұрын

He should have kept the lid on in stead of poking them all the time.

@matthieurochette

2 жыл бұрын

I must disagree, it was not perfect but excellent. There was indeed a slight hint of overcooking for the yolks

@yasinevans

Жыл бұрын

Hammond added salt to the water which is a big no as it makes the water dense and adding vinegar is kinda silly, defeated the point of the whirlpool but other than that they were aaaiyt

@skilletborne

Жыл бұрын

@@yasinevans You sure? I make mine the same as Hammond every time and I've found it's better than the whirl or the vinegar alone.

@Nebuloid1

Жыл бұрын

Never ever before have I agreed with Hammonds eating habits, until now. When he asked for salt and vinegar, yes !

I actually poached eggs for the first time in my 34 years of life because of this video. The Hammond Method is extremely easy.

Imagine Clarkson walking into the room with a God awful poached egg and says, " Gentlemen I can see what's happened, you are speechless because all the words in your head have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius."

@warblenoise

4 жыл бұрын

Unless that's from a video, you have just come up with a perfect Clarkson-ism

@markosimunic4770

4 жыл бұрын

@Vo Ju And he did his eggs with an oven........Powered by an V8 engine!

@novemsol

4 жыл бұрын

#1 Clarkson would have found a way to char his poached egg. #2 It would probably be an ostrich egg

@lukskluks

4 жыл бұрын

@@markosimunic4770 Yeeeess.

@markosimunic4770

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukskluks POWEEEEEEEEEER

On this episode: Hammond had a mental breakdown James talks about modern chickens And Jeremy takes a leave of absence

@legohivemind950

3 жыл бұрын

And Hammond almost kills James

@MarloSoBalJr

2 жыл бұрын

Rephrase: "...and Jeremy lends his 'modern' chickens to May"

@scsutton1

2 жыл бұрын

Tonight on Bottom Gear...

@Cj-kp9nd

2 жыл бұрын

Because Jeremy has pneumonia

@MICHEALJACKSONSNOSEHAIRyay

2 жыл бұрын

And on that bombshell! goodnight.

Watching these 2 make eggs is more entertaining than anything I’ve seen in cinema in the past 2 years.

2 aging men are cooking eggs and 2.7 million people are watching. (as of December 2021) I just love the guys.

*Alternate title:* Hammond slowly has a mental breakdown as May tries to poach eggs

@gustavusadolphus9473

3 жыл бұрын

@@Handles_are_garbage Which one?

@vedantagrawal3341

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@voornaam3191

3 жыл бұрын

Egg has a mental breakdown, when landing on that Hiroshima Sandwich. That bread is dead and poisonous for years! First boiled, then poisoned, then eaten. Too much for a humble egg.

@watchyourtimeco1

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry. Proper alternate title: "Hammond slowly has a mental meltdown watching May pretend to poach eggs while steaming eggs improperly".

@adamgreenhill110

3 жыл бұрын

@@watchyourtimeco1 More accurate but too long ahah

This just shows that no matter what they're doing, it's not the format or the channel or even the budget, it's the chemistry....From Top Gear, to Grand Tour, to making bludy poached eggs. They're the same around each other.

@jb0609

3 жыл бұрын

agreed

@wrongcheese

3 жыл бұрын

Username really doesn't check out in this case

@Sepilein1

3 жыл бұрын

watched their lego building video...its just amazing how much Chemistry they have

@SirCricket

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love 'em?!?

@knlazar08

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly this! Plus, when the albumen in an egg is slimy like snot, IT'S NOT COOKED! Sorry James, but Hammond is correct.

Hey Richard, if you’re poaching eggs that are freshly laid by your own chickens, you don’t actually need the vinegar as the albumin is strong enough to firm up beautifully without it. Of course you may like the flavour it adds, but if you ever have an annoying friend/colleague visiting who doesn’t like the vinegar flavour your (correct) method will still work.

I could watch the two of you do anything at all and feel like it was time well spent.

Robert Downey Jr. and his mom attempted to make the best poached eggs

@5PYZ3R

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Downey Jr, Jr.

@mikerehnman2457

4 жыл бұрын

It's a shame they didn't show how eggs are made. Why did they skip the part where all of the male baby chicks are thrown into a blender alive?

@dexnom1

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikerehnman2457 WHAT??? :O

@mikerehnman2457

4 жыл бұрын

@@dexnom1 male chicks don't lay eggs, so they are treated as a waste product :(

@anotherranger2924

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikerehnman2457 bro, i just thought about this. wtf is this real?

And to think; James May won a cooking competition against Gordon Ramsay.

@martinilp2513

3 жыл бұрын

WHEN?

@SteelSeoul

3 жыл бұрын

@@martinilp2513 Old series of "The F-Word". You can search "James May vs Gordon Ramsay fish pie".

@Arnuuld

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@craiganderson9819

3 жыл бұрын

We need a cooking episode with all three

@prankmonkeyxs650

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what?

I’ve got to say and I never thought I’d hear myself say this but I vote Richards method. Perfection every time!

The amount of quotes you can pull from these two is amazing! Who would think to say “modern eggs - modern chicken”😂😂😂

Everyone else: "Lurpak" James May: "Lurpak spreadable butter. Invented in 1901".

@rendrix6826

2 жыл бұрын

“Like comment subscribe.”

@pas_du_tout

2 жыл бұрын

@@rendrix6826 Cheese

@captain_stuuu

2 жыл бұрын

Bullocks

@RomanBeloHorizonte

2 жыл бұрын

Flood the cowling

@bigfatchubbybritboy9445

2 жыл бұрын

And plenty of it

All this is missing is Clarkson attempting to poach his eggs with *an* hammer

@capkenway

3 жыл бұрын

and boil that water using a V8

@SushantThapaliya

3 жыл бұрын

With speed and power!

@TheJegkkon

3 жыл бұрын

Blowtorch

@j-maoh2086

3 жыл бұрын

*a* hammer its up to you to figure out whether i was serious or not

@puddlespuddles5208

3 жыл бұрын

A hammer operated blowtorch.

I cant wait to see them do bits like these in their 80's

So nice that two people that have worked together for si long with all the shenanigans still getting along.

James: Its golden Toast: pitch black

@chrissnyder4439

3 жыл бұрын

James on location: We're here enjoying a beautiful golden sunset Richard: It's 2AM! It's pitch black out!

“Hammond and i have had breakfast together all over the world..” “WE WERE WORKING” 😂😂

@bradwhite5884

4 жыл бұрын

Probably a flashback when they were in Vietnam

@26Vincent26

4 жыл бұрын

Or when May was on the boat with Hammond saying something in the line of: "I quite enjoyed our day together, not that often I get to take you out"

@bobbyweirddick6556

4 жыл бұрын

Normal breakfast together 6:47

it would be so much fun to be on a food tour with May, whilst bringing a couple bottles of whisky and just listening to his random facts about butter and whatever. would be on my bucketlist haha

I don’t know how many times I’ve told people about the egg-poaching pan that I own, but I don’t think anyone else has ever said they have one. Now I see one in your video!

"Wait a second Hammond, who's that?" "Oh for christ sake, it's Clarkson." "FIRE UP THE V8 STOVETOP!!"

@alivingchild4695

3 жыл бұрын

Stegosaurus so true tho

@Krayzpete

3 жыл бұрын

"The best poached eggs....... In the world."

@Bellocks1

3 жыл бұрын

*turns hob to max* “YESSSSSSS...... POWERRRRRRR!”

@666kingdrummer

3 жыл бұрын

SPEED AND POWER!!!

@anintellectualclone1475

3 жыл бұрын

if something isn't blowing up, making weird noises or otherwise falling down in spectacular fashion, then its boring for Clarkson. He's an agent of chaos.

Hammond: takes out knife. Looks at James. Puts knife back.

@vladdracul895

3 жыл бұрын

When???

@krimzonkamikaze8524

3 жыл бұрын

@@vladdracul895 6:40 ish

@MommaWolf2298

3 жыл бұрын

@@vladdracul895 6:48

@p4m209

3 жыл бұрын

If you do that in reverse it’s so much funnier Puts knife down Looks at James Takes out knife

@liviubita4238

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot to say he lingered a bit.

The trio of Hammon, Clarkson, and May have and will always be one of the most pleasently iconic trio in television

I was going to say that I can’t believe I sat through 17 minutes of two middle age men arguing about their poached eggs until I realised I can totally believe it

One day our beloved trio will be too old to traipse around in exotic locations having adventures and they will only be able to sit in three chairs around a fire arguing amongst themselves. I will still watch.

@michaelfriis1841

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakegreenstreet5009 Well...59

@praxxor718

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelfriis1841 The fuck he's actually 59, he looks like 120

@SuperiorModel

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakegreenstreet5009 He's smoked for decades, it's aged him dreadfuly

@MisterWileyOne

4 жыл бұрын

Hammond is only 39...🤔

@dehumbertman

4 жыл бұрын

We’ll all still watch them sitting and arguing.... and Hammond will still somehow almost kill himself....

Still better than Chris Evans's Top Gear era 😂😂

@timhardman9386

4 жыл бұрын

It really is! 😎

@rjgaming2006

4 жыл бұрын

Amen to that😂😂

@timberwolf27

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah....but....Cahm ahn

@sashaantonia554

3 жыл бұрын

1000% only serial killers watch the new “top so called gear”

@bigchaloupa3657

3 жыл бұрын

Anything is better than Chris Evans’ Top Gear 😂

STILL one of my favorite JM videos of all time. No idea why, but it is! ❤️

French trained classical chef here. First set were raw. Second set was at the every edge of acceptable. That said, many, including myself like them that way. "Poached, slightly firm" Or "thick poached" lots of places have a name for it. As for vinegar taste, if it tastes of vinegar too much was used. The boiling process breaks down the flavor. Malt vinegar is proper, NOT distilled, White wine vinegar is also ok, Red if you want to color the egg. Thus ends the lesson.

@kaizokuAUTO

Жыл бұрын

Thanks, French classically trained chef man

@magnanimus9692

Жыл бұрын

Merci

@Clangokkuner

9 ай бұрын

Merci beaucoup

@jamesduffy7549

6 ай бұрын

I despise with an unbridled passion anyone who does this on the Internet

@Kzk14

6 ай бұрын

Merci bacon guv

Richard is starting to look like Tony Stark.

@donniem7587

3 жыл бұрын

Tiny Stark

@michaelmccloskeyooi

3 жыл бұрын

@@donniem7587 I'm pretty sure RDJ and Hammond have similar height

@donniem7587

3 жыл бұрын

Michael Mccloskey-Ooi ok boomer

@michaelmccloskeyooi

3 жыл бұрын

@@donniem7587 nice try troll

@panadaboy5699

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmccloskeyooi you're telling me Tony stark is 4 ft 2

They argue like an old married couple, but Hammond can't remember their wedding.

Hammond calling James May “annoying” and yet he’s being just that. 😂

I just love the banter between them

My wife quite often says to me "are you watching James May make sandwiches again?"

@arvinjaya

4 жыл бұрын

it's either that or a scream of POWAAAAAA over overcooked and torched steak by Jeremy.

@EoThorne

4 жыл бұрын

No, I'm watching James May making post-apocalyptic sandwiches again.

@AdeJohnson

4 жыл бұрын

@@EoThorne noted.

@AdeJohnson

4 жыл бұрын

JustArandomGoatOntheInternet fo sho

@mrplague9881

4 жыл бұрын

I introduced my grandfather to "Sarnies of the 70's" and now my grandmother looks on in shame as we watch a shaggy dog complete simple kitchen tasks.

This is finally an adequate replacement for top gear. Give the three of them a cooking show

@choughed3072

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for James and Jeremy's, The speed of birds.

@QuintenNeis

4 жыл бұрын

The 3 of them in small environment for a great length of time and cooking. Would be both hilarious and lead to murder. Not sure who would end up dead.

@michielvoetberg4634

4 жыл бұрын

If you want a replacement for Top Gear with car content, look up CarThrottle. They are seriously good.

@guguigugu

4 жыл бұрын

jeremy clarkson buying a 24kW burner for his wok: POWEEEEEEER!!!

@PaladinKnox

4 жыл бұрын

geznicks just watch the grand tour it’s top gear but their just older lol

How did this manage to keep me entertained and interested for nearly 20 minutes?!

I can't believe that I've only just found your channel. I've always loved the chemistry between you guys, great content!

It's 3am, i have school tomorrow, and I'm here watching two old men bickering over eggs

@ROFLewis

2 жыл бұрын

Same here dude

@markgonsalves

2 жыл бұрын

My child the true path to wisdom has no bed time. But really go to sleep or you will regret not getting enough sleep. 😂

@georgem7502

2 жыл бұрын

Then you’re living your best life

@basicallystupid7080

2 жыл бұрын

how’d it go

@thepinkflamingostrikesagai7319

2 жыл бұрын

The term "old men" is HIGHLY offensive. They are "vintage gentlemen."🤣🤣

Me in the 80's: "In the year 2020 I bet we'll all have floating houses that we can teleport around the world in!" Me in 2020: Watching a video of two middle aged men failing to poach eggs.

@wonderrob3225

4 жыл бұрын

me 80s I am gonna have a jetsons car and a Marty McFly hoverboard! me 2020 commenting on a comment made by another person watching a poached egg demonstration

@cassandrapearsall4273

4 жыл бұрын

Well, ONE of them failed to make a poached egg, we just have no idea which one

@timhardman9386

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. By all means, yes, that is.

@FrankDad

4 жыл бұрын

In a lockdown

@77Lapetitemort

4 жыл бұрын

😅

I love you guys, please never stop entertaining us.

I absolutely love your bunker! This is gonna be great!

Sounds like they need a third party. Someone they know very well. Someone, who will just make things worse.

@thunderbedford

4 жыл бұрын

CLARKSOOOOON!

@UltimaKeyMaster

4 жыл бұрын

I can picture one of them narrating this.

@TheDemocrab

4 жыл бұрын

@@UltimaKeyMaster As it shows Jeremy quietly leaving a burning building.

@ramomehmedovic351

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsay

@weasel4669

4 жыл бұрын

Some say he's got a history with the Ford GT 05.

I love how Richard looked at the knife then James at 6:48 😂

@jessemosgrove2027

2 жыл бұрын

Tonight on bottom gear. Richard. Stabs James to death. Meanwhile James is yelling at Richard. Jeremy. Is having a nice cold beer.

@jaycuthbert245

2 жыл бұрын

Yes how weird is that almost as of he made the face for comedic effect due to the camera being there!

@Earthling-jr2vn

Жыл бұрын

@@jaycuthbert245 STOP ENJOYING THINGS!!

@Benjamin3.5

Жыл бұрын

@@Earthling-jr2vn shut up

@snowrunetunes6252

Жыл бұрын

@@jaycuthbert245 nobody said anything about it being weird, go talk to a friend or look at a pond alright?

I like that the second any two are in the same room, it becomes a top gear episode

I thoroughly enjoyed this video. The banter between both of you, while may look unfriendly, is obviously rooted in the deep respect you both share for each other. Only true friends can talk honestly and openly all the while joking to the fullest. Every man needs at least one friend of that caliber. Kudos to both of you.

@chilldude30

Жыл бұрын

It's what British men are like when friends haha

I kept expecting Jeremy to barge in there with his loud voice and take over everything. "Yeees yeees, I shall make the best poached egg... in the woooorld."

@233Deadman

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy's version of poaching an egg would probably involve going into the woods an shooting one when he hasnt had permission.

@regularbloke2117

4 жыл бұрын

@@233Deadman and somehoe involves a v8

@Manhattan_project.420

4 жыл бұрын

@@hoodzzeee you dont have a sense a humour and you have a low iq as well..

@tomsonfire3740

4 жыл бұрын

He'd just come in and smash everything up with a hammer

@DocDewrill

4 жыл бұрын

Scary how i automaticly read that in his voice

Remember, May was the guy who beat Ramsay with a drunk version of fish pie

@S500-

4 жыл бұрын

I remember that😍

@oddjobkia

4 жыл бұрын

And a shepherd pie

@ssilvaxxx22

4 жыл бұрын

facts

@dh1380

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's a fucking brag and a half I would spin that dit a million times over. What an achievement.

@Whaltteri

4 жыл бұрын

"You disappoint me Ramsay"

I just discovered this channel & 3 videos in my life has been forever changed. Thank you for making meals I grew up on instead of all the complicated fancy stuff. U win in comfort food.

Love the banter. Great video!

May's are underdone, Hammond's are overdone. perfectly balanced, as all things should be

@MrGorpm

3 жыл бұрын

Both pairs look rubbery and unappetising. Only one pair are poached.

@UKeXtremeMedia

3 жыл бұрын

True, but at least Hammond eventually admitted his were overdone. May just kept insisting that his sloppy eggs were perfect.

@jimtaylor294

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say both were underdone, though having been raised on non-runny, I would say that.

@warrenokuma7264

3 жыл бұрын

I like Hammond's technique but oer cooked, but I like my eggs like May. So neither.

@jimtaylor294

3 жыл бұрын

^ Random racism is random, and racist. >Ding

You know you have a real friend when he says right in your face how irritating you can be and still hangs out with you.

@FreeRangeLemon

3 жыл бұрын

Still better to have a friend that hangs out with you that doesn’t find you irritating

@shaunenwright7872

3 жыл бұрын

@@FreeRangeLemon hang out with anyone long enough they're bound irritate you some way. The way my twin brother eats cereal drives me mad and I get the urge to slam his face in the bowl. I would, also, take a bullet for him without hesitation. Just the way it is.

@Rico_71

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaunenwright7872 1000% correct sir. 1000%.

everytime i watch one of these vids i ask myself, why have i sat and watched this, then i come back for more. top work lol

I’m forever a changed man love the alternative to my beloved eggy in a basket and especially love the butter-less and oil-less cooking method of a poached egg (Richard did it best).

When Hammond said: "If you're still with us, GOD KNOWS why you would be..." I felt that

@elliotserge3935

4 жыл бұрын

Was literally about to make this exact comment and thought I'd check for one first 🤣

@mr.greergreer5172

3 жыл бұрын

I would like this but it's on 169 likes

My mum: What are you watching? Me: James May and Richard Hammond poaching eggs Mum: why? Me: their careers have taken a slightly different direction

You are a true chef! Very few know that eggs should be first broken out of the recipe. You Mum rocks!

You can see the Love these 2 have for each other James Richard and Jeremy Are BFFs their Bickering etc is What they do 🤣

James May’s post apocalypse bunker kitchen sure coming in handy against the coronavirus

@user-qo7tk8km6j

4 жыл бұрын

@D B u and me both pal

@saint_lewis

4 жыл бұрын

@D B It won't last because it's started killing too early.

@evonne_o

4 жыл бұрын

Also brexit which is more harmful.

@grumpiebrown

4 жыл бұрын

It needs a proper 4-slice toaster ... and a slotty spoon .. and where's the coffee grinder and coffee-maker ?

@leonc4653

4 жыл бұрын

@Aaron Z. deadly when its during the biggest rush during Chinese new year. :)

Their KZread videos show that they are so used to doing tv shows and stuff because throughout the video they keep reminding us what they are doing as if there was a commercial break 😂😂

This is the best thing I've seen in ages. The toast thingie. The screaming. The eye-rolls. The kitchen knife. The look. I will be saying "Leather effect sofa" for days now. Eggy-goodness.

I love your content keep it up!!👍🏻

They bicker like an old married couple but you can see that they really are friends just in the way they talk. It's hillarious

"Like a bad memory from a war I fought in." Off the top of his head. Brilliant.

@Dregkar

2 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this lol, caught me so off guard. I wish I could be half as funny as him lol

Love how Hammond still does the "If you've just joined us" even though this is on KZread. He's so used to TV 🤣

Aha!! Thanks Richard, taking them off the heat and just let them sit...that's where I've been going wrong all these years! Love me some poached eggs - I like them done both ways but prefer the saucepan method.

Hammond: *pulls out knife* *Glances at May* *Reluctantly puts knife away*

@CaydeSmax

4 жыл бұрын

not sure what hammond says at this point ? sounds like maybe later or not really, too easy ? ;)

@Gblonkers

4 жыл бұрын

Hammond acts up too much

@Jamal_Tyrone

4 жыл бұрын

Must be a bit like being in the room with your siblings or parents for too long.

@Wackyfox

4 жыл бұрын

It was one of the most entertaining things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

@edwardgreenjr167

4 жыл бұрын

He was thinking, they didn't get a chance to look at his car yet.... too early lol.

Richard Hammond goes through existential crisis for 17 minutes over poached eggs: the video.

I could watch these two doing literally anything and it would be funny 😂

Both of you are totally amazing presenters. And Hammond thanks for teaching me how to poach an egg

James May pulling you into his bunker: "Put your finger on that knob and you know what it is"

@diegocalcagno5102

4 жыл бұрын

He is an unintentional pervert

@Isaackariuki775

4 жыл бұрын

You dirty bugger.

I like how FoodTribe and DriveTribe have basically become James May’s channels now. Hammond is clearly a “guest” here.

@Munkenba

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest it might even be slightly better to watch if hammond weren't there performatively calling him a knob for no reason. Drop the act once in a while dude.

@Eric_the_Hiking

4 жыл бұрын

@@Munkenba Exactly

@S-Kara

4 жыл бұрын

@@Munkenba the poached egg is not done well because james wouldn't do it properly xd of course richard is going to be pissed

@TranscendentalAirwaves

4 жыл бұрын

That's cause he's the only one of them that's personable out of the three of them.

@TranscendentalAirwaves

4 жыл бұрын

@@Munkenba Not sure it's an act, have you read about him? He seems like a genuine prick. lol

I like that richard turned this into versus mode

I've watched this over and over too many times. MORE.

And on today's show, James codles some eggs...Richard touches knobs with his fingers...and we contemplate the bogey bits...

@seriouslyphrasing734

3 жыл бұрын

And Jeremy is suspiciously absent....*loud explosion somewhere off camera*

@bluefox8011

3 жыл бұрын

this is (to me) the best comment. thanks for the laugh.

“I’ll bet we can cook poached eggs and people will watch. And moreover, I’ll bet people will comment telling us how much they love us... because we’re national treasures.” And they’re right

@undertall

4 жыл бұрын

*International

@Rob-nr4qr

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Holt you’re right. International treasurers

@matthewjones8798

4 жыл бұрын

Give it enough time, and they will be Galactic Treasures.

@Rob-nr4qr

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Jones we’re nearly there now I believe. Intergalactic treasures fighting over who can poach and egg mode efficiently. Only intergalactic treasures could make such a topic entertaining.

@cliftoncheng2003

4 жыл бұрын

I’d go as far as to say they’re international treasures.

I come back here from time to time

This is exactly what I need on a Sunday

Hammond will be best at crashing the eggs onto the pan.

@sudhanshtanneru7843

4 жыл бұрын

He's the only guy who can make sunny side down eggs

@tcjay119

4 жыл бұрын

👍🏽😂

@TheProkonover

4 жыл бұрын

wtf, his poached eggs were perfect

I have to agree with Hammond: May definitely burned the toast.

@theroyaldutchcompany5898

3 жыл бұрын

Hes gonna get cancer from that if he eats it daily 😑😂😂

@popefacto5945

3 жыл бұрын

True. Hammond overcooked his eggs (and not by the little bit of time he spent asking for toast).

@gizzyguzzi

2 жыл бұрын

@@popefacto5945 I disagree. Not bad at all. James' eggs were snotty and underdone, and not even poached! (coddled)

@parodysam

2 жыл бұрын

Do they not have toasters commonly in the UK? You just find the perfect setting for each food then mark it on the dial.

@ZainKhan-cj3ne

2 жыл бұрын

@@parodysam Almost every UK kitchen i've ever seen has a toaster. Where are you from?

You two are like siblings that refuse to get along and are very competitive. That is what makes the shows you do entertaining.

I loved this so much 🎉

Just goes to show that even if the Grand Tour is scripted, the arguing is not.

@beanzmeanzheinz1525

4 жыл бұрын

It’s all scripted, Top Gear was scripted 😂 still amazing

@tailishlaller5365

4 жыл бұрын

It was actually described by the writers and directors, it's not all scripted, they just have certain bullet points/topics to entice them to argue. For example: script could say play a prank or do something to anger a certain person, usually with the driving stuff it's not scripted.

@beanzmeanzheinz1525

4 жыл бұрын

jonny j The difference between me & you is.... I didn’t have to do any “basic research” you clueless tool 😂 How did you survive before the Internet?

I wouldn’t mind a May, Hammond, Clarkson cooking show after seeing this!

@skipper7147

4 жыл бұрын

Clarkson eggs will just be full of blood and fingers

@Henk14789

4 жыл бұрын

This recipe calls for some garlic, but since we couldn't find any, this will do.

@skipper7147

4 жыл бұрын

@@Henk14789 "Now the oil, this does worry me I must admit using Castrol GTX, but I don't think I have a choice"

@sankarsarath2194

4 жыл бұрын

V12 kitchen equipment incoming !!! AH YESSS, POWERRRR

@boneyjoe8543

4 жыл бұрын

It would probably be called 'can't cook... but we'll show you anyway'

I miss the reparte between the two of you! Great fun!

you two are like an old married couple....great stuff gents thoroughly enjoyable