For those of you asking about the cheese grater we used, here it is: amzn.to/2E20eRO

@progenji6970

4 жыл бұрын

James May is getting pretty excited over cheese sandwiches, he is in fact a national treasure this video confirms. edit: the weird grater part is for slices I know because I live in the Netherlands and we call them cheese shavers. Useful things those. Also who doesn't like cheese? Please notify james of the use of the weird part.

@DJLing

4 жыл бұрын

@@progenji6970 also for zucchini?

@thetruthwillout9094

4 жыл бұрын

I am strangely in love with these videos.

@progenji6970

4 жыл бұрын

@@DJLing no that would be a mandolin

@DJLing

4 жыл бұрын

@@progenji6970 oooohhhhhh ok. Thanks!

“In the future, humor will be randomly generated” Humor now: *C H E E S E*

@jasons2023

3 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong there.

@BigYosh

3 жыл бұрын

in the future we will have comments am that aren’t repeating the same thing over and over on a comment section

@dimi2065

3 жыл бұрын

CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE

@berkkarsi

3 жыл бұрын

Your 1,000th like 🙂

@ivanhackz1478

3 жыл бұрын

I’m proud to be your 1000th like

Every time James says ‘cheese’ 0:29 0:33 0:38 1:05 1:13 1:22 2:15 2:18 2:48 2:50 3:48 3:51 4:35 5:03 5:15 5:20 5:29 5:35 5:40 5:54 5:57 6:07 6:12 6:16 6:39 6:49 6:50 7:29 7:36 8:13 8:30 8:44 10:08 13:07 14:02

@Shiichan01

3 жыл бұрын

they called me a mad man

@vladimirputin3426

3 жыл бұрын

pin this madlad

@tylergates9305

3 жыл бұрын

You're my hero

@JOMU_MAKU

3 жыл бұрын

Your a hero

@willgarrish4552

3 жыл бұрын

You are my savior

James May slamming a block of Red Leicester and saying "Cheese" is a thousand times funnier than the new Top Gear could ever be.

@JamesSmith-hq5se

Жыл бұрын

this implies that this is the only thing thats funnier than the new top gear

@HaydenLau.

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesSmith-hq5se This implies no such thing

@txzk26

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesSmith-hq5se That's not how English works

@yeanisch

11 ай бұрын

​@@JamesSmith-hq5se your comment implies you should go read up on the english language

@zaiidtrazo3042

10 ай бұрын

0:32

I felt it when he said "Cheese" James is the guy that got us car guys into a cooking show, love it.

@thereader6667

Жыл бұрын

Define, ‘cooking’..

@danielfeliperodrigueznuvan3276

Жыл бұрын

@@thereader6667 Press on “Read more”

@MisterRz

Ай бұрын

He is basically the guy who got us car guys into internet media@@danielfeliperodrigueznuvan3276

0:32 is now a meme. Very proud.

@xwispr

4 жыл бұрын

Wilbur Soot

@dzarthedemon4855

4 жыл бұрын

*Slam* CHEESE.

@OtakuCafe

4 жыл бұрын

cheese

@greasedumpster9781

4 жыл бұрын

cheze

@bigchebureki

4 жыл бұрын

Сыр

Many years back we all used to say we'd rather watch James may do normal things like eat a sandwich than watch the new top gear. Now we are actually doing that lol

@lwaves

4 жыл бұрын

I actually didn't mind the last version of TG, the one with Chris, Paddy and Freddie. It wasn't the trio's TG but it was decent enough. This sandwich making is better though, there's no denying that.

@kyjoel69

4 жыл бұрын

This is still better than new top gear!

@lwaves

4 жыл бұрын

@Debra Shepherd Purely for my own curiousity but which version of new TG? There's been a few, three I think. According to my TV mag, The Grand Tour should be back on in a week or two. Woo-hoo!

@ontheotherhand6490

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed haha

@meatsmell8639

4 жыл бұрын

@@dshepherd107 Tagging you as I don't think the attempt Iwaves made to tag you in their question, actually functioned the way they intended Just scroll a bit and you should find a question from a user by the name of "Iwaves" asking you some stuff

I love that the option to skip to highlight directly skips to "Cheese."

It’s amazing how James May spending 15 minutes making 2 cheese sandwiches is more entertaining than almost everything else

When Americans ask what British entertainment is like, we must only ever show them this

@wikansaktianto9215

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm. How about.. Taxation

@fleurko1791

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

@8666

3 жыл бұрын

still funnier than german humor.

@lennaerthondelink9135

3 жыл бұрын

@@8666 what humour?

@8666

3 жыл бұрын

@@lennaerthondelink9135 forget it. It's no laughing matter

I love how the video is 15 minutes long and that doesn't even include the speeding up. It actually took James 20 minutes to make two sandwiches and I watched it

@Solar424

3 жыл бұрын

There's a reason he's Captain Slow

@MeltedToast84

3 жыл бұрын

Umm bruh 4:25 And bruh (7:43) Oh yeah and bruh (10:27) Clearly you didn’t watch the video entirely, or you have an extreme case of memory loss.

@pechi22

3 жыл бұрын

@@MeltedToast84 i actually think he means that counting the sped up parts it's 15:27 but if those parts weren't sped up the video would have been longer, probably around 20 minutes

@zakay_

2 жыл бұрын

@@MeltedToast84 Clearly you didn't read the comment properly, or you have an extreme case of memory loss.

@missbelled6700

2 жыл бұрын

@@zakay_ POV: minecraft kid 'umm bruh's you because he can't read

My man spent about 15 minutes making a couple sandwiches, and I don’t regret sitting here for all of it

I love that this is literally a video about cheese sandwiches but James may makes it extremely entertaining.

James May gives me hope that when I’m older, I can still be relevant, regardless of how strange that relevance is.

@kennethmortensen8159

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome comment

@Kalitayy

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that is if you were relevant. No offense, but average people like us would be pretty much useless once we hit 50s

@wiggler_01

3 жыл бұрын

CHEESE

@potatowr6726

3 жыл бұрын

~cheese~

@whitemonkey7932

3 жыл бұрын

He's not strange at all...I find him totally relevant...not like soppy lucy.

This video is so surreal, I feel like I'm in a weird alternate reality that's just ALL James May

@foodafen6367

3 жыл бұрын

Another dimension where everyone is James May

@tobyskerman4775

3 жыл бұрын

I want to visit that place

@-manillazilla8327

3 жыл бұрын

I see this as an absolute win

@egedore

3 жыл бұрын

Its kinda... Comforting

@mrjazzbam2416

3 жыл бұрын

C H E E S E

This remains one of the most joyous videos ever created. And as a child of the 70s in the US, may I just say how much better life would have been if our cheese came in blocks instead of flat orange slices wrapped in plastic (which also tasted of plastic).

Watching this in October 2023. Knowing how this series (and whole concept) evolved gives me great joy, but so does the scrappy, unhinged, slightly feral magic of the early days of the Bugout Bunker Kitchen

AND ON TONIGHT'S PROGRAM: - James tosses a knife block, - Lucy refuses cheese AND - Tom eats a sandwich.

@QWERTY-of8qh

3 жыл бұрын

Perfection

@bigmac9636

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh somelads understand the sacred culture

@4whomittolz846

3 жыл бұрын

James says cheese,

@a3s1r1986

3 жыл бұрын

Jeez, I heard the theme and Jezza while reading that!

@meta7565

3 жыл бұрын

Huzzah! A man of quality!

James is the most and least interesting man in existence he will tell you so many things and also nothing at the same time

@leitchy6266

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t have said it better myself

@mr.obvious4810

3 жыл бұрын

Its like air. So much gasses, we got argon, xenon, helium, carbondioxide, nitrogen gas and so on. Yet we only breathe oxygen. So much stuff, so little treasure

@adminbob_

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.obvious4810 a better way to put it- you breathe in all kinds of gases, but not all of them are necessary for survival.

A question i never thought I'd ask....why am I watching James May making cheese sandwiches....

It can't be forgotten that the 'way up' you eat the sandwich determines which flavour (cheese or pickle) is tasted first and most strongly. This is why I employ different techniques for eating sarnies. I often half toast (only toast one side) of bread, which results in (when using multiple flavours) numerous combinations of taste and texture, which sometimes dramatically alter the perception of the taste of the food. My personal favourite flavour combination is a Marmite and Golden Syrup sandwich, with all the variations of crispy sides together, apart, up and down. This results in sweet and sour sarnies with crunch, softness, a combination etc. I highly recommend you trying such a taste experiment yourself/ves.

@dandellar200

Жыл бұрын

@Joe Lynch oh you need some help? I recommend a mental asylum. Anyway great sandwich recipe Kut.

@tabithasinclair6821

Жыл бұрын

is everything ok

@Jupa

6 ай бұрын

I don't eat marmite but I'd try your marmite sandwhich

@Scampi95

2 ай бұрын

Brilliant. You've taught me something today. I admire the level of thought you've put into making sarnies and I will definitely try out your sarnie recommendation !

This is the most low budget studio ever used by professionals.

@user-mi4wr2lw3n

4 жыл бұрын

Thats because its James May's emergency bunker, and not a studio.

@AlanTPT

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the most expensive bunker with all the exotic cars and bikes

@NicoLReino

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't even shave

@adaptorperish1322

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you need an expensive studio for? That's a waste of money. You're on Drivetribe, not AD.

@CB-xr1eg

4 жыл бұрын

@@NicoLReino People tend not to shave when they are growing a beard. That's just the way it is.

I see Wallace let himself go after Gromit died... Still has the cheese addiction I see.

@thesiulmania5423

3 жыл бұрын

C H E E S E

@samuel2026

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment mate😂😂

@borys104

3 жыл бұрын

But Wallace is bald

@kickinbackinOC

3 жыл бұрын

James' job in life to represent the average bloke on the telly, relatable, witty. He's laughing all the way to the bank! There's a doppelganger of James in Westminster Abbey, a statue of abolitionist William Wilberforce! Check it out!

@harrynelson9203

3 жыл бұрын

YOU spoiled it for me 😭

I love how he talks. He speaks very passionately about everything he does, and every sentence is interesting. He clearly is a student of history. Even the seemingly mundane and repetitive is better when he says it.

Considering I watched this whole thing without getting distracted I see this as a win for my attention span

"Somewhere in an alternate dimension, a piece of cheese is slamming May onto a table and saying “May.”- some comment on a CHEEESE video

@michaelczesnozki1671

3 жыл бұрын

“Somewhere in an alternate dimension, James May is slamming Richard Hammond onto a table and saying “Hammond.”- some comment on a MAY comment

@johnvalmoria9229

3 жыл бұрын

"Somewhere in an alternate dimension, a piece of table is slamming cheese onto May and saying cheese"

@altesc5525

3 жыл бұрын

Somewhere alternate in a cheese, slamming table James and saying Hammond onto a piece of Richard May dimension. - comment

@joshuafay6633

3 жыл бұрын

@@altesc5525 makes no sense

@cytra7435

3 жыл бұрын

Somewhere in an alternate dimension May is slamming a table onto a piece of cheese and saying table

Pre-2020 humor: Well crafted jokes with an emphasis on topical content and timing 2020 humor: *Thud* "Cheese"

@philspaghet

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, we've been this way since Harambe in 2016

@jerrell1169

3 жыл бұрын

Phil Gudet Even further than that if you were a regular internet user circa like 2004.

@0ffaI

3 жыл бұрын

Pre-2010 Humor: Well written witty jokes told over the dinner table 2010 Humor: Le epic troll face

@wikansaktianto9215

3 жыл бұрын

Well, have you ever heard about..South African 100.000 years old Hashtag?

@joeredmond7227

3 жыл бұрын

Well crafted cheese

May is such an oddly entertaining person to watch

Kind of video that makes you appreciate the little things in life.

My life has come to watching James May make sandwiches and eat them with a friend.

@tylernilson7021

4 жыл бұрын

preach

@daniel_3289

4 жыл бұрын

My life is complete

@MrPenguinLife

4 жыл бұрын

At least I have a good excuse I am laying in bed trying to get over some minor flu like illness.

@hall911guy

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch James sit quietly in a corner and drink a glass of wine.

@michaelmize1155

4 жыл бұрын

Here you go for perspective. kzread.info/dash/bejne/f2eE2bGocbGroKQ.html

0:33 [slam] *c h e e s e*

@kent_nelson

3 жыл бұрын

Papope!

@weaponizedalcoholic8949

3 жыл бұрын

C H E E S E

@maitreyasharma761

3 жыл бұрын

C h E e S e

@st1220

2 жыл бұрын

c h e e s e

@MrSupersonicRock

8 ай бұрын

*C H E E S E*

James May's voice is so great I could listen to him talking about what he had for lunch for 15 minutes and 27 seconds.

To this day it still amazes me that he takes more than 10 minutes to make 2 sandwiches 😂

@michaelj132

Жыл бұрын

And that is with a pause and a fast forward 😂

I can hear Jeremy screaming, "JAMES, GET ON WITH IT! I just want a sandwich, not a documentary on curdled cow secretions!!!!"

@ChampionBlueRacing

4 жыл бұрын

I could see Jeremy actually doing that. XD

@deusvultpictures6550

4 жыл бұрын

I read that in Clarkson's voice

@charliecook1489

3 жыл бұрын

@@deusvultpictures6550 SAME 😁

@applejuice5272

2 жыл бұрын

*Alternate universe to the Caterham challenge* JC: "JAMES! STOP FILING!" JM: "I'm looking for the sodding grater!" JC: "Stop filing!" JM: "Do you know where the grater is?" JC: "YES!" JM: "No, you don't."

@knshobhin560

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up just make the sandwiches.

I would watch this man read the back of a shampoo bottle.

@baronvonhoughton

4 жыл бұрын

You literally will be doing soon, the way things are going

@user-kd8ji7rt4c

4 жыл бұрын

But there is no way you'll watch it till he finishes reading, you'll die

@FV4030

4 жыл бұрын

But you only ever read the back of a shampoo bottle when you're on the toilet and, frankly, I'm not sure I want to see James May on the toilet.

@misssarahashplant31

3 жыл бұрын

😁

@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS

2 жыл бұрын

"Back in the 70's we didn't have Parfums, we had spreadable butter"

the birth of an absolutely legendary meme

Further proof he's a better chef than Gordon Ramsay. See: Gordon's grilled cheese sandwich.

Think about it: This is some viewer's first time watching James May, and they are completely clueless as to why someone would watch this.

@weller76

4 жыл бұрын

That is so funny

@BasherBrookes

4 жыл бұрын

Tyvek Homewrap tbh I’m wondering why I’m watching it!

@demoncushion9600

4 жыл бұрын

*raises hand* as an American I'm completely lost, but I am curious.

@MrsHorseFeathers

4 жыл бұрын

This is my first time. Have no idea who James May is or what Red Lester is/tastes like, but I'm fascinated. I also never heard the term "sarnies" before. I'm planning to do a good amount of googling after this video ends! Edit: Apparently it's spelled "Leicester," not "Lester," and looks like the Brits often call sandwiches either sarnies or butties.

@madabouthollyoaks411

4 жыл бұрын

Felicia did you also come across the magic that was top gear and then the grand tour in your googling? James also has a new travel show in Japan which looks great

I love it when James talks about the year Lurpak was invented - he does it in every video and NEVER gives the same year twice.

@andreasottohansen7338

2 жыл бұрын

1901 for those that cares.

@Wackyfox

2 жыл бұрын

“It was the year 1839. Powdered wigs were still all the rage. And, unbeknownst to the multitudes, a miracle was about to take place. Lurpak Spreadable Butter was born, like Botticelli’s Venus on her clam shell.”

@Okurka.

2 жыл бұрын

*OFTEN

@since1876

Жыл бұрын

He does that sort of thing all the time. It's my favorite thing about him 😂 he did a different video with the whopper versus the impossible whopper and said it was from Wendy's. I just accepted it at first and then I was like "wait a minute....."

@lordtachanka903

Жыл бұрын

@@andreasottohansen7338 you just saved me 30 seconds of googling. I know that doesn’t sound like a lot but upon our death beds I think we’ll all wish for an extra 30 seconds of life. And you just gave it to me. Thankyou kind sir or madam.

0:33 the moment we were all waiting for

I love the part about saying how clean his hands are right after picking up the knife block and depositing it in the trash bin. Then farther along the scratching of the eyebrows, the brushing of hands on backside, the handling of the camera, the bits of cheese into the mouth,...well, you get the picture. I did learn about Branston's pickle which I am eager to try. My 70's sandwich was braunschweiger, mayonnaise and sweet pickle. I am thinking of trying that with Branston's pickle.

James may is the only human in the whole world that you can sit through a 15 minute video of him making & eating a sandwich without getting bored.

@markhunt840

4 жыл бұрын

True then I made one (cheddar)

@egi__lyricsadder5545

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@Skylinetrw

4 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, I don't feel like its 15 minutes long until I read your comment and checked the KZread slider.

@rickszymanski9258

4 жыл бұрын

I got bored but still enjoyed the video

@314rft

4 жыл бұрын

Lies. Clarkson too.

"A lump of cheese about the size of a lump of butter." *slow clap

@evaniscool1341

3 жыл бұрын

Cheese the size of butter

@Ayeloo

3 жыл бұрын

a kilo of cheese is like 15 kilos of butter per kilo

@Jaymac720

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows how big a lump of butter is

James’ energy is so relatable. It lends itself to compelling viewing.

Sometimes this man’s comedic genius is almost frightening

Crush: "So, what do you like to watch?" Me:

Unbelievable, the man eats slower than he drives

@Account1746

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Hill not when they’re buffeting

@timmason7430

4 жыл бұрын

James May is the fastest of the three. Having driven a "Road Legal" Veyron almost flat out.

@DiegoMartinezCoria

4 жыл бұрын

You cheeky bastard, here, take your like.

@Gersberms

4 жыл бұрын

But he cooks better than he looks.

@thegoldennugget59

4 жыл бұрын

Class

It's so different seeing James outside of Top gear

I know this video is a year old but there is something so spectacular about watching James May make food its so peaceful

If you like bread, butter, cheese, and pickles, and like to romanticize it for 15 minutes . You are older than a Ford Model T.

@jonathanjoestar__

3 жыл бұрын

i guess im not actually 16 then

@googleuser3163

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Ml :) Love your videos dude!

@sean6992

3 жыл бұрын

I like all of them except from the pickles

@harrycushing

3 жыл бұрын

@@sean6992 I grew into it personally

@rocksculinaryjourney9468

3 жыл бұрын

What an interesting place to find you

Tonight James makes c h e e s e sandwich Richard Hammond wears a hat And I commit arson

@tomsassmann5305

3 жыл бұрын

ery noice

@boop53

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomsassmann5305 No jerimiah, car gas bad for health?

@tomsassmann5305

3 жыл бұрын

@@boop53 shut up jams

@boop53

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomsassmann5305 promo code: revving moi wife tonite’

@tomsassmann5305

3 жыл бұрын

@@boop53 çøčķ

I still think it’s amazing this is more entertaining than anything that New Top Gear has ever done

I could listen to this man forever 👌

I'm cracking up that the only difference between the two sandwiches is the cheese and then May, seemingly serious, uses a piece of cheese to "cleanse the pallet."

@turquoisemoon8453

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂😂😂

@johaquila

Жыл бұрын

Also quite funny is comparing Cheddar and red Leicester, with not a single word about how mature (or not) the Cheddar is.

@Ozair2024

Жыл бұрын

Spoiled myself by reading through the comments

@timothywelch6450

11 ай бұрын

I'm sure we used to get Edam too. It tasted metallic.

"My hands are very clean, I even have the sani-wipes." Puts entire hand into mouth.

@ruthshaw4033

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, literally in mid sentence he began licking his fingers, and then proceeds to grab the orange cheese with the exact same spit infested fingers!

@ruthshaw4033

3 жыл бұрын

Super Gross!

@cormacdonnelly5015

3 жыл бұрын

Calm down weirdos thats normal

@warriorharj79

3 жыл бұрын

@@cormacdonnelly5015 other way round.

@luiseduardo7053

3 жыл бұрын

@@cormacdonnelly5015 Well.... it used to be "normal" :o

0:32 truly the most powerful moment in youtube

battle of the century CHEESE VS CHEESE

James May is the only person in the multiverse who can bring up the battle of Britain while spreading butter on a piece of bread

@azh698

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's a line from the movie "Battle of Britain".

@harveyhall2350

Жыл бұрын

So the battle of britain? Your comment is null and void

@314rft

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say "doubt", but considering most people would instead spread butter on *toast*, you're right.

I'm not English, was not alive in the 70s, and have no idea what Branston Pickle or Red Leicester taste like, yet I watched this video till the end and was thoroughly entertained by it

@failedabortion1894

3 жыл бұрын

@@off-brandminion2656 So, it's like an aged red cheddar, got it

@user-rh2gj1ry6h

3 жыл бұрын

@@failedabortion1894 Branston pickle is like chutney

@lukesaintloup2174

3 жыл бұрын

@@failedabortion1894 it tastes different to cheddar, realistically it’s a better cheese

@failedabortion1894

3 жыл бұрын

@Cubert Pigg I'll try it if I have the opportunity. I'll come back when I do, so expect a reply within, like, 5 years or so.

@stephendowdican7589

3 жыл бұрын

Cheese

This deserves a remix

@may_i_stand_unshaken73

Ай бұрын

it has one

0:29 I don't use the phrase "lives rent free in my head" lightly, but I cannot pick up or set down cheese without thinking about this.

James: we can't afford to waste on this channel Also James: the perfectly good knife block goes in the bin

@MausOfTheHouse

4 жыл бұрын

Its james

0:26 this basically summarizes my sense of humor

@PansyPops

2 ай бұрын

I hate to admit but I also laughed at this. Like an unreasonable amount.

This is great and so calming to watch

Why do I love the way he said "who's been using the knives in MY kitchen?"

0:33 , the moment my life has been waiting for

@brianwong7285

2 жыл бұрын

0:29 to 0:34

@dominicparisi2999

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianwong7285 C H E E S E

@SpaceMappingProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianwong7285C H E E S E

@_ecp0801_

2 жыл бұрын

C H E E S E

@kingdylan7721

2 жыл бұрын

E

0:33 hits hard and speaks to me

@duoz9984

3 жыл бұрын

C H E E S E

Am 56 years old, spending 15 minutes watching a man in a jumper made from porridge, make a cheese sandwhich. My life is complete...

0:29 one of the best words ever spoken

7:05 "My fingers are very clean." Proceeds to put them in his mouth, then scratch his head, then go straight back to handling food.

@somesmallstuff8647

3 жыл бұрын

10:09 definitely clean

@PlayMoreGolf-RipOff

3 жыл бұрын

I even used saniwipe..... in 2020 everyone uses saniwipe, you got anything more industrial and antibacterial James?

@Sinwar27

3 жыл бұрын

did anyone complain to you? did you eat the food he makes? no!! then shut up if you can please.

@DuckInGameStop

3 жыл бұрын

He also wiped them on his pants at one point, I wonder how many disgusting places he's sat down in those...

@sirepanfried8641

3 жыл бұрын

I would bet money 80% of people do these things in the kitchen and half of that don't even realize. Its fine in my opinion

Even James May making a cheese sandwich is more interesting than most of the crap on TV!

@advancelast1740

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmm....I think you need to look a little harder

@toma6068

4 жыл бұрын

@@advancelast1740 I think you need to go to Specsavers

@timmason7430

4 жыл бұрын

There IS an awful lot of drivel on TV these days...

@hempoki

4 жыл бұрын

Including Grand Tour.

@bigbeatyswollocks4859

4 жыл бұрын

Watch "blue van man" on KZread he is brilliant

I had one of these rotary cheese beaters as a child and every time I got a small end piece like James at 6:34 I would always eat it!

Sweet Christ! That rotary cheese-grater is perhaps the most James May thing I've ever seen!

I just came to the realization I'm sitting here watching a man pushing his 60s making sandwiches.

@tomhalkett5869

3 жыл бұрын

He’s 58

@earthisnotflat7557

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomhalkett5869 That's also probably why 0:34 will be sent into the moon.

@scottowens398

3 жыл бұрын

Normally I'd wonder where I went wrong, but it's James May. It's fine now.

@gncarter2424

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

Before: Made car tv with over 350 million viewers worldwide Now: Makes cheese sandwich and films it

@budus2

4 жыл бұрын

That's freedom

@ronfish8375

4 жыл бұрын

And its more entertaining.

@Looptydude

4 жыл бұрын

And he does both with the same amount of enthusiasm!

@David-ud9ju

4 жыл бұрын

@@ronfish8375 No it isn't. Don't be an idiot.

@TheZoomerica

4 жыл бұрын

Still has higher ratings than most shows lolol

Only James may could talk about a cheese sandwich for 15 minutes 😂

0:31 where a legend was born

I just watched a 15 minute video of James May making a sandwich.

@earthstick

4 жыл бұрын

Is the internet amazing.

@lwaves

4 жыл бұрын

No you didn't. You just watched a 15min video of James May making two sandwiches. Double the enjoyment. ;-)

@timmason7430

4 жыл бұрын

Your life is now complete.

@MrPenguinLife

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine how long it would have been without the time compressed segments.

@1hej0k3r

4 жыл бұрын

AGAIN!

I love how James explains that it doesn’t matter if he touches the food because his hands are very clean, then instantly sticks his fingers in his mouth.

@MicahS70T5M

4 жыл бұрын

Scott it is his own food...

@scott7464

4 жыл бұрын

@@MicahS70T5M No one else eats it? ...

@rouge5140

3 жыл бұрын

And scratches his hair right before grabbing the red lester.

I love how the cheese part is the most replayed

Could watch paint dry with James may and it'll still be entertaining 😂👌

I'd love to see Clarkson do this. "There was a small fire."

@fardinm8196

4 жыл бұрын

TardisMechanic “Right, let’s get a chunk of cheese...where’s the hammer?”

@Ebady

4 жыл бұрын

A cheese sandwich from the 70's, how hard can it be?

@Someloke8895

4 жыл бұрын

"Err...Jeremy...is that a V8 powered cheese grater..?" "Yes it is."

@stu-tang5438

4 жыл бұрын

This is the best cheese sandwich... In the world.

@THENAMEISQUICKMAN

4 жыл бұрын

"richard, have you got a chainsaw"

I’m watching a middle aged man make two cold cheese sandwiches. This is literally the best thing on KZread.

@TempoMontages

4 жыл бұрын

Middle aged is like 35 because most men will be dead by 70

@MilesFromExtraordinary

4 жыл бұрын

@@TempoMontages Over 80 actually. With wealth it increases a bit also.

@coryman125

4 жыл бұрын

Same. And frankly, there isn't much I'd rather be doing at... 2:30am, huh

@ladymopar2024

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't it great :-) James has no age

@rcr76

4 жыл бұрын

Cold cheese ?

Very interesting, thanks for this comparison test James! 😋👍

The third cheese grater accessory is for cutting slices.

"my hands are clean" *scratches head* *grabs cheese*

@zeram01

4 жыл бұрын

The historic land of the plague... thereby head scratching still considered a sanitary move.

@bghoody5665

4 жыл бұрын

I liked the part where he put his finger tip in his mouth. Real sanitary there, James.

@uggerrugger5

4 жыл бұрын

My nan, god bless her, says the same thing when she hands me something she’s cooked for me 😂

@duncanhowarth9514

4 жыл бұрын

And throws the wooden knife block in the bin then wipes his hand on the arse of his pants. Actually, James Martin did exactly the same thing on his Saturday (or Sunday. Not sure) morning cooking programme and then wiped BOTH his hands on the arse part of his parts. The filthy beast! James Martin should know better. James May can get away with such trivial matters.

@MrDmitryd9

4 жыл бұрын

“Would you like a piece?” James proclaimed as he handed a half a sandwich with the slightest sliver of hair on the bottom of the sandwich. “It’s rather good”

“A knob of cheese about the size of a lump of butter”, and as avid viewers of JM’s unemployment tube will know, the knob of butter is about the size of a lump of cheese.

@meatsmell8639

4 жыл бұрын

I need some context on this one lol

@DarkShroom

4 жыл бұрын

james may is "unemployed" because he doesn't' have to go to work every morning?

@mr.ontological9583

4 жыл бұрын

Context for the lay viewer: When James May OBE was frictionally unemployed he scraped by by making cooking videos shot from a store bought potato. On one occasion, when describing how much cheese to add to a dish, James quantified it as being about the size of a knob of butter. Yet he goes on to explain, in a separate video, that the amount of butter to add to a dish should be about the size of a lump of cheese.

@joanwilson8372

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.ontological9583 your comment is almost as fascinating as the video

@MrNINJAKNIVES

4 жыл бұрын

@@meatsmell8639 kzread.info/dash/bejne/iaJoxJqxhre7mKQ.html from James' Shepard's Pie series

I think James' mum is one of the coolest people ever :). I really enjoyed seeing her on Top Gear when she mentioned low profile tires, and made him 2 cakes

How have I not seem this before, this is brilliant

If I don't hear James reference Battle of Britain whenever he's spreading something, I might suffer a concusion from the sheer, unbridled shock and disappointment.

@oscarzt1652

4 жыл бұрын

"flood the cowling"

@Kaarl_Mills

4 жыл бұрын

Well when God said "Let there be light" James May was probably there to throw the switch

THey really need to have a video of Clarkson being made to watch this.

You know something tastes fantastic when a man makes a face like he's contemplating the meaning of life after one bite

I just watched James May make two cheese sandwiches for 15 minutes and not once did my short attention span wander off. I have been healed.

James is turning into everyone’s grampa... “Who’s been using my knives?”

@alextowers7564

3 жыл бұрын

Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe... maybe... I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart *cheese sandvich*

@Circuitssmith

3 жыл бұрын

James was born a grandpa.

@dopey473

3 жыл бұрын

@@alextowers7564 cheese sandvich for Heavy when

@harrynelson9203

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget to reuse the tea bags 😂

0:33 Here you are memers

@Jay-um6eq

3 жыл бұрын

thanks baby

@scottowens398

3 жыл бұрын

I must've clicked that several times before I got bored.

@realgaminggenius

3 жыл бұрын

cheese

@pretzelmonkey3

3 жыл бұрын

Thx babe❤️

@harrycushing

3 жыл бұрын

Cheese

I too was impressed by the fit 😂👍 superb work

I could watch this man hours doing literally anything

"a knob of cheese about the size of a lump of butter" only British.. :)

@CAMSLAYER13

4 жыл бұрын

@Chocolate Button dude wtf

@FirstName-nx6tr

4 жыл бұрын

No culture

‘I wash my hands and use sanitation wipes’.... licks fingers

@szymongorczynski7621

4 жыл бұрын

Licking is cleaning...

@David-ud9ju

4 жыл бұрын

@@szymongorczynski7621 Only if you're a cat and you don't like baths.

@FrenchToast978

4 жыл бұрын

**Wipes hands together and grabs bock of cheese**

@banaana1234

4 жыл бұрын

@ZappoTan Plastic gloves are mostly placebo. It doesnt help a bit to wear plastic gloves if you lick your fingers when cooking. Also they make you not feel the need to wash your hands as often, and as most people dont change the gloves often enough they end up filthy. Washed hands are just as clean as new plastic gloves. Washed hands are a lot cleaner than used plastic gloves.

@banaana1234

4 жыл бұрын

@ZappoTan Nurses have to deal with not getting contaminated blood or other stuff on their hands. Completely different ballgame. Subway workers use gloves, but they take care to change them all the time. They dont want to be washing their hands every time they use the cash register after making a sandwich. Gloves have their place, but for preparing food washed hands are usually as good if not better than gloves. As I said, people tend to not change the gloves as often as they would wash their hands because you lose the feeling of having something on your hands.

I feel like just found the Holy Grail of the Internet