If the BBC never fired clarkson we'd never see this kind of blessed videos. Y'all should be grateful

@TheShootist

4 жыл бұрын

except for the vegan bullexcrement.

@willo1416

4 жыл бұрын

thank god he got pissed and started playing irl mortal kombat

@Eren-da-Jaeger

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you BBC

@Jougi_Baba

4 жыл бұрын

mmm Im lov bbc

@mannydcbianco

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy would argue that technically he wasn't fired. His contract simply was not renewed.

Just watched a man cook hot dogs for his electricians for 13 mins

@YourOldUncleNoongah

4 жыл бұрын

Dont be ashamed, its not only you! hahaha

@CANTIJustPostacommen

4 жыл бұрын

I had it playing in the background while doing obligatory accounting. Somehow this was more interesting.

@jonathanwalker8730

3 жыл бұрын

It's miles better than anything that's on television at the moment, unless you like watching minute-by-minute reports on Covid-19 or soap opera.

@ghazghkullthraka9714

3 жыл бұрын

And sing the SRB song

@zacharytribou2728

3 жыл бұрын

This was kinda painfully long to watch, any second longer and it would of been full fledged akward

Love how he gave a lecture on the napkins and their uselessness but that he was still gonna use them because 'it's proper' and then completely forgot about them

@henryireton11

4 жыл бұрын

and the sparky dropping onion down his top

@dcolb121

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@e3IZrZ

3 жыл бұрын

Hammond? May, bad luck.

James is the only man in history who used that clicky grabby thing without doing a few practice clicks first

@rustyyoungz6671

4 жыл бұрын

Absolute mad lad

@chrism3562

4 жыл бұрын

How on earth is that possible? Don't we all have the clack-clack reflex?!

@yeaboiii3057

4 жыл бұрын

Errant Venture he has evolved beyond us

@grim-upnorth

4 жыл бұрын

it actually bothered me that he DIDN'T clicky clack the grabber

@faheemhaque484

4 жыл бұрын

Tongs

Imagine being an electrician, you go to a job, ring the doorbell, and James may opens the door and gets you to taste test a hot dog

@TheHarleyEvans

4 жыл бұрын

"ah come in, you must be the electricians, say you wouldn't mind tasting some of my saussage would you?"

@temoherbert172

4 жыл бұрын

It was that or lemonade.

@Interknetz

3 жыл бұрын

A hot dog that'd be a food van for posh people. Makes me wanna try different sausages, I usually only have the basic boring pork ones.

@knaeckenrot3307

3 жыл бұрын

He probably opend the door in his charming way and saying "Hello" with a silent H....

@jemiebridges3197

2 жыл бұрын

@@Interknetz definitely mix it up. I have at least 10 "go to" dogs and sausages. And then real hand stuff sausages.

Ingredients in mustard: - Oil - Mustard

@reioni2143

4 жыл бұрын

AdzSONLINE Wait, but the ingredients for the mustard ingredient would be oil and mustard right? So the true ingredient list for mustard would be an infinite repetition of oil with mustard at the end right?

@AdzSONLINE

4 жыл бұрын

@@reioni2143 It's mustard all the way down

@roberttylr

4 жыл бұрын

@@reioni2143 This would mean that mustard is technically just oil, in the way that, say, 1.9 repeating is 2, and so on.

@Ex0rz

4 жыл бұрын

OIl and mustard? No mustard doesnt contain oil usually. Thats colmans one contains Water, MUSTARD flour (21%), sugar, salt, WHEAT flour, turmeric, acid (citric acid).

@AdzSONLINE

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ex0rz Why do you hate fun. A direct quote from the video from Mr Slowly is that mustard contains oil and mustard

For a man I'd undoubtably say is a millionaire, he is incredible at playing a poor man.

@BlatentlyFakeName

4 жыл бұрын

It's the same stripey top he used on Top Gear last decade :D

@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he did grew up in much simpler times

@imnotamechanic3491

4 жыл бұрын

I thik it's just that he's down to earth, I mean even when he was presenting TG his daily was a Fiat Panda. Just because you have money doesn't mean you have to flaunt it. It's fairly well recorded that money doesn't make you happy, I think May is a good example of how to be happy (he certainly seems to be) with money - use it to do things that make you happy, whether its an old motorbike, a new supercar, a cheap and cheerful runabout, or enjoying making content like this which he really doesn't need to do for the money. I've always loved May's non-TG content more than pretty much any other TV out there, because it was genuine stuff he was interested in, wine (well, I didnt watch that), toys, cars, reassembling things. He did it cos he enjoyed it, and it showed.

@maxj9204

4 жыл бұрын

^agreed. I don't think he's playing a poor man, I just think he doesn't have any interest in playing a rich man.

@MasouShizuka

4 жыл бұрын

As a person with a full time job and somewhat workable income, I still be frugal as all hell even if I can afford better stuff. Like food ingredients or clothes.

I bet those sparkies think there's no film in those cameras and it's just James May having a mental breakdown.

@Okurka.

Жыл бұрын

Well, there wasn't any film in those cameras.

@oddities-whatnot

Жыл бұрын

@@Okurka. I like that 👍

Licking fingers and scratching his face wiping his hands on his clothes then touching their food...James is truly a regular bloke!

@perlandstrom5023

4 жыл бұрын

truely a regular bloke XD

@DrakeKillah

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and regular blokes aren't bothered that he did it either 😂 If our immune system can't even handle that, we're supposed to get sick 😂

@JoeBerg38

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrakeKillah Thanks for saying that.

@cowboyanimal6700

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, couple of pubes have never killed anybody.

@Jougi_Baba

4 жыл бұрын

I loved that lmao

The most famous jumper....IN THE WORLD.

@SeLeevi

4 жыл бұрын

I would say Evelyn McHale is a more famous jumper, maybe the name isn't but search for the pic and you might recognise it.

@JoJoJoker

4 жыл бұрын

Lee vi haha I see what you did there

@zxbzxbzxb1

4 жыл бұрын

It's also the slowest jumper in the UK 😎

@tobiastho9639

4 жыл бұрын

Why am I reading this in Clarksons voice? xD

@MorbidDeath666

4 жыл бұрын

It's a hooped top!🤣

He didn't chop them finely enough but that's okay because he could gently pummel them with a wooden spoon.

Normal KZread pranks: OOOOH GEET REKKKKTTTT! James may: yeah it's all vegan.

@scarrthehustlinho

3 жыл бұрын

Then called it an evil trick

@coryman125

3 жыл бұрын

The response is just about as dramatic too. "Oh really? Yeah I didn't suspect it"

My favourite thing is to see James May doing something he doesn't want to do.

@legion999

4 жыл бұрын

You think he doesn't want to do this show?

@curtiscoates7858

4 жыл бұрын

@@legion999 Probably talking about the call to subscribe and such at the end.

@MM-dq2pi

4 жыл бұрын

World Vegan Day

@edskeates5357

4 жыл бұрын

@@MM-dq2pi He's generally quite supportive of vegetarianism and veganism as illustrated by other videos. It's the line about liking and subscribing he hates.

@MM-dq2pi

4 жыл бұрын

I am not saying anything about his views on veganism, I was just telling Doktor that he was doing World Vegan Day, not Month.

Love how he licks his fingers and then proceeds to assemble the hot dogs.

@lwaves

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't serve them on the napkin either, despite saying that was the way to always do it.

@phantomechelon3628

4 жыл бұрын

Like a proper bloke! :D

@Elldeeve

4 жыл бұрын

That’s how hot dog sellers do it, it’s authentic

That poor guy on the right is struggling so much with his infuriatingly halved hotdog bun and it makes me sad. He is losing all those precious onions.

@FirstFamilyCharger

4 жыл бұрын

Mustard on his nice jacket too!

@rhodesianwojak2095

4 жыл бұрын

@@FirstFamilyCharger f

@TS-qq7vr

4 жыл бұрын

What's 100 times worse is the heap of disgusting fucking margarine on the roll.

@harrypainter7472

4 жыл бұрын

Aww he's trying his best

@PlatoonGoon

3 жыл бұрын

And he got mustard on his jacket!

Well done JM, I know those electricians very well. Seeing my sons being fed made my day. Thank you!

@Ivorbiggin

4 жыл бұрын

garybaldyqpr , Yup you don’t fed that often any more on jobs but when you do it makes your day 👍

Serve that to Clarkson without telling him it's vegan.

@paulmuncher7234

4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic idea

@Bucking_Fastard

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he'd be able to tell straight away that there is no meat.

@lolboicam1711

4 жыл бұрын

fracas

@ezaquatics8991

4 жыл бұрын

If Jezza punches people over sandwiches, he'd run James over with a car for that...

@evangelineirene6994

4 жыл бұрын

Well milk is kinda vegan, cow eat Grass, processed it biologically then it ended up as milk.

"Council issue bread rolls"

@trizvanov

4 жыл бұрын

That sounded very 1950s.

@hoodzzeee

4 жыл бұрын

If there anything like the govt. issued milk I'll pass

@sparky6086

4 жыл бұрын

We had government cheese in America. It was actually pretty good, especially for grilled cheese sandwiches.

@stealthworx4371

4 жыл бұрын

@@sparky6086 except for when you inevitably have to use the dunny

"It's a quite posh sausage" ~ James May 2019

Bloody hell I've never been so happy about something so inconsequential in my life as I was when he stood up from behind the counter and revealed that shirt. Memories.

I just love watching this knowing that this is 100% James May's choice, he doesn't have to do this, he wants to and that brings me joy - also: the shirt is back!! What a relieve!

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

Well, except for the last part. Long live the purple striped shirt!

"Hello Viewers"

@adithyamahesh6961

4 жыл бұрын

Super GT here

@ElvenMans

4 жыл бұрын

@@adithyamahesh6961 lol

It’s triggering me he’s cut all the way through the bread buns

@AB-gz9yb

4 жыл бұрын

Rebecca Passman lol

@TheBGuy453

4 жыл бұрын

And he buttered them! For hot dogs! 🤔

@jollyjakelovell4787

4 жыл бұрын

Nearly as triggering as the fella on the right, who descended from the ladder to then drop onions all over the floor.

@valiroime

4 жыл бұрын

And didn’t grill or toast the buns for added texture and flavor.

@butre.

4 жыл бұрын

you should see how stuart ashen cuts them

"Onion is an onion" -James May, 2020

As a German I am incredibly delighted by the wonderful explanation that James offered there on the “Brat” issue. Isn’t that just marvellous? He won’t do half witted bollocks, he will always do the proper research. Obviously he was spot on. Glad to see the GANT rugby shirt making a reappearance.

I'd eat one of those in a heartbeat. We already have cataloged video proof that May is a better cook than Gordon Ramsay after all.

@misssarahashplant31

3 жыл бұрын

And he doesn't swear every five minutes. Neither is he a fat Essex guy with a mockney accent, who acts like a salty remoaner by blaming his restaurant closures on us leaving the EU.

You'll not get this kind of sensational cometary from Jamie Oliver

@howeyyadoing9070

3 жыл бұрын

@Sub Optimal You could understand it. Don’t be pissy

James May long ago: "I dont mind eating salad" "I like wine" James May in vegan video: "I could go vegan for a day, i just wont eat the whole day"

are you familiar with German sausage hotdogs or is this a relatively new experience?

@hanes_cymru_

4 жыл бұрын

Bless him he tries lol. ❤😂

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if they can really be called a German sausage if there's no meat in it.

@stevenwest1494

4 жыл бұрын

They're just unforgettably bad 😂

ok in all seriousness this is THE best content on KZread, and I didn't realize i needed it this much

I love how he pronounces "Böckwörst" and "Brattwörst"

I bet mastermind James just hired electricians for that day to use as a prop.

It's official, James is a KZreadr he said to subscribe and like!!!!

@phantomechelon3628

4 жыл бұрын

I was rather hoping he'd stick his middle finger up for the "Comment" part of "Like, Comment, Subscribe".

@leonkernan

4 жыл бұрын

Gosh, next he'll be shrilling War of Clans or NordVPN.

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

@@leonkernan No no, only rich KZreadrs do that to become even richer. He's a rich ex-TV presenter, so he still has some morals.

@alphasierra.

4 жыл бұрын

@@leonkernan or "I learned this in a book. Speaking of books, Audible is a..."

He has a very strong and interesting personality, would love to have a conversation with this man for sure

James: I probably shouldn't be using metal in a non-stick pan... Also James: cutting sausage in the pan next to a cutting board

When I was a little boy growing up watching top gear, did I ever think I'd be watching so many videos or captain slow making and eating for. Thank you KZread

I would love to collab with James! Two older grey haired guys puttering around in my kitchen studio that is my back garden shed... C'mon Food Tribe! Let's make this happen.

@perlandstrom5023

4 жыл бұрын

i would watch that :) i like your coke videos :)

@SixSixthSix

4 жыл бұрын

That would be awesome Glen!

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I loved your video about the original coke!

@Camhin1

4 жыл бұрын

That would be epic

@w41ty

4 жыл бұрын

A very very good idea

The shirt 😍 keep these coming

8:00 "Would you say it was permissible to cut a tiny bit off the end?" No, James. That's very casual.

its weird I can not get enough of your endless rambling oh and I loved the Our man in Japan episodes. I only have the last episode 6 finish watching but waiting for a weekend so nobody interrupts me in the house. And i will watch it with a beer.

I’m so happy for you Dr May, that shirt means a lot to all of us.

"In fact, a lot of people just ate the cardboard box." I was starting to wonder why I was watching James May make hot dogs for 15 minutes. That's why. :D

those guys don´t seem shocked at all.

@b7o76786bgkn77678p8y

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, those guys seem pretty grounded. And I like their positive attitude.

“Very posh sausage.” Poshage.

I'd watch a video of James May watching paint dry. He'd make it interesting somehow.

@regularbloke2117

4 жыл бұрын

@@xfg007 or the history of paint while doing it

@misssarahashplant31

3 жыл бұрын

I'd watch it as well. He'd talk about the history of paint and how it dries on walls. 😁

James, you forgot about the napkins!

I love the segue from lost dog to hotdog bit.

James is the coolest most uncool person ever. I love the way he talks and what he comes out with. The guys are all unique with their own flavour and they work well together. The way we can connect to them is why we love coming back to these videos.

"throws onion into a pan" -Yes that's starting to move

technically. it's a man lab youtube episode.

*liks his fingers, proceeds to grab the buns*

Is anyone addicted to watching these videos with James in? He’s one of my favourite celebrities.

Let’s be honest, hot dogs do not contain any meat anyway

@Poatan.chama.

4 жыл бұрын

Horse meat mostly

@guidobeninca9256

4 жыл бұрын

German sausages do. The regular... the cheap ones... no, they dont, but they might contain som bones and other discarded parts

@lucashearne

4 жыл бұрын

I was always told hot dogs were made of lips and assholes

OMG. I remember watching TG back in 2008 or 2009 when I was 6 y/o, and James May wearing this shirt. The hot dogs look amazing.

I love watching James May doing any kinds of things

He seems super down to earth. His house isn't over the top etc

In fact a lot of people just ate the cardboard box 😂😂

@reioni2143

4 жыл бұрын

Raghavendra Rao and nobody could tell the difference.

James your shirt is back!!! Awww, this makes me happy!

The roll not pre-sliced, cut along the top then all stays in. Enjoyed seeing two British tradesmen!

You have got to love James May, sarcasm and humour awesome!

Butter on hot dogs? James i thought you did things properly :)

@afroluffy6451

4 жыл бұрын

@@shugthehornyhaggis that's racist? Dietist? Yeah, dietist. Sod off will you?

@aaronchurchhill1508

4 жыл бұрын

Shug ey fuck off

@bremCZ

4 жыл бұрын

@@shugthehornyhaggis Vegans are like christians, nothing wrong with them when they aren't trying to convert you or tell you you're wrong.

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

@@shugthehornyhaggis Yeah veganism is fine. I'm also against killing animals, I'm just not against eating them haha.

@Rekuddo

4 жыл бұрын

Horribly diced onions Spread on the rolls takes FOREVER to cook a sausage cuts the roll IN HALF does NOT serve with napkin James May is quite the sadist

Mustard ingredients: -oil -mustard

James could make a video on literally anything and I would watch it.

Its therapeutic to watch James do anything

You’re my hero. Talk about being an advocate and an ally. You’re a wonderful man.

That shirt will end up in a museum one day

This channel is great, dont stop

Always good stuff from James! Please add some foam stuff to dampen the echo, you can really hear the basement echo.

He done some weird stuff again. And I watched it through the end. And for some reason, I don't feel bored watching this. Weird stuff.

@dedasdude

4 жыл бұрын

James May is the most interesting person alive!

@ronaldoliverenos7179

4 жыл бұрын

@@dedasdude he is the most interesting boring person.

Cheshire Cat shirt is back and I couldn’t be happier

Got to love the editing with the tiny curtain reveal at 0:48 😂😂👏👏

absolutely a joy to watch......... James is so down to earth, even though he is rather a clever bloke underneath that chap next door in a rugby shirt sort of way......... That SRB segment had me in stitches........ and those hot dogs looked pretty tasty........

I am a simple guy...I see a video with a James May thumbnail... I click... I Watch...

“shocks electricians” haha

is that the same shirt ive seen him wear countless times on top gear? love it!

Listened to this with subtitles, mustard came up as b@stard!!! 😂🤣😂 (the first time he said it at the beginning)

Saw James wear this when I met him in Beaulieu in 2009. Hahaha. The legend lives on.

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky bastard!

The sweater never left... it was just... REBORN.

@user-dt5ro

4 жыл бұрын

Jumper not sweater get it right

@EoThorne

4 жыл бұрын

javier guzman ...into a jumper, right?

From 0:00 to 0:13 The angle, the camerawork, the uuhh scenic objects are quite funny

He licked his fingers twice and handled the food! But hey..it's James May so I would eat it too, LOL! 🤣🤣🤣

OMG THE T- SHIRT IS BACKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Only James May can make cooking hotdogs for some electricians be somewhat watchable.

The best content on youtube right now.

Such a dry sense of humour, I love it James!

love the shirt, nostalgia coming in. is hotdog a sandwich?

@executive1946

4 жыл бұрын

well yes but actually no

@MausOfTheHouse

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, but actually no

@lwaves

4 жыл бұрын

No it definitely isn't IMO. Same overall family but more of a cousin to the sandwich.

@mustafabeer1791

4 жыл бұрын

Of course it's a sandwich - meat or filling in between two pieces of bread - could be bread slices or could be a sliced bread roll or bread bun.

@skipper7147

4 жыл бұрын

No Patrick hotdog is not a sandwich

How dare you cut even a thing that comes out of James May's mouth.

@hanes_cymru_

4 жыл бұрын

I know right!

I sometimes get the Lidl Bockwurst, which are thicker. They work better if you heat them up in water just under the boil, and I’ve also had good results with steaming. If they burst, you’ve done them for a bit too long, but they’re still fine.

I'm genuinely shocked by the quality of the shirt. Ok, it's got a hole, but the fact the colour hasn't faded after all these years is franky astounding. 10/10.

I'd love to see James make a cooking show, the kind of cooking "hello single viewers, this episode we'll talk about how to cook a delicious meal with the

It's so funny that James said that they were vegan sausages and in the meanwhile I was stuffing my face with chorizo 🤣🤣

I love to watch James cooking! You can also boil the Bockwurst, but not that much that it bursts

The sparky in the black is soooo CUTE!

thats one heavy duty shirt

I think I could watch James May watch paint dry and find it both interesting and entertaining.

Great video James! Just a thought, have yo tried cutting the bread roll across the top and putting the sausage into the slit you have created?

James needs to give us a lengthy explanation for why the valve in a Heinz ketchup bottle is a marvel of engineering that is taken for granted every day and completely under-appreciated.

"Too much onion"? James, if you're doing it right, you should be happy to have the hotdog without the sausage, just for the fried onions

@QWERTY-of8qh

4 жыл бұрын

I have a habit of eating the hotdog separate then having the fried onions in bread.

When James says he hates saying “like comment subscribe” it is time for KZreadrs to stop I guess

Thank God that shirt is back! Jamie James "Mister Slowly" May is not the same without it.

Ha james just staring at sausage in the beginning whilst on his knees haha lol 0:03 😂