Jacob never got a chance to cheat on my Shep. Guess he shouldn't have volunteered for vent duty.

@0MujaKina0

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh! I see you! ;)

@dani64amv4

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha xD

@lumistar2767

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀

@KaskoXeroVlogs

2 жыл бұрын

I'm dying 😂😂😂

@shannonbug18

Жыл бұрын

@@KaskoXeroVlogs You and Jacob have that in common...

Shepard: Join me Jacob. I could use your help. I need you back on the Normandy. Jacob: Sorry Shepard, I can't. I got things to take care of. I just wanna stand here in the hospital for the rest of the game.

@katie3250

9 жыл бұрын

*life

@poslednisoud

9 жыл бұрын

lostn65 Thug life.

@TzukiSora

9 жыл бұрын

lostn65 Ok, I'll admit it....my eyes teared up a lil bit and my sides hurt from laughing too hard after reading this.

Liara: Apologizes for not visiting Shepard during his time on Earth. Jacob: *Gets another woman pregnant and calls Shepard to play at the casino like he just forgot to reply to a text*

@dragonslair951167

2 жыл бұрын

At least he's humble enough to realize he screwed up and apologize. Some people just rationalize it all away when they cheat, even if there really wasn't a remotely good reason for it.

@khoavo510

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragonslair951167 It still doesn't make him or anybody who actively cheats any better whether you screwed up and appologized or not. Everybody has a choice, you either cheat or you don't, and when you chose the former then you're already bad and no amount of appologies would make the person who chose to cheat any better than the person who cheats and doesn't appologize or tries to rationalize their decision

inviting Shepard out after cheating on her, heavy risk...BUT THE PRIIIZE

@secilyburkett8493

8 жыл бұрын

I'm weak lol

Kaidan and Ash wait 3 years for you, even when they don't trust your choices Liara helps bring you back from the dead Tali is willing to be exiled from her people to be with you Garrus takes a missile to the face, loses his homeworld, and is still more worried about you But Jacob? Jacob just couldn't just wait 6 months.

@opticalraven1935

Жыл бұрын

Thane is dying and pines for you and worries for you (and prays for you) and cares for his boy. Hell, if you choose Kaiden over him, he respects your decisions.

Thane is literally dying, living week to week, spends the entire time sending video messages and letters on how much he misses her, stays loyal to the end. Jacob's like "But it was 6 months tho," and makes a whole family.

@HanithSVK

3 жыл бұрын

All you need for solving that problem is either airlock and friendly prothean, or one bad built vent, where you can lock him. Problem solved :D :D

@nonenone5387

3 жыл бұрын

The timeline is more compressed then that mass effect is in cannon 3 years when shepard spent 2 dead. Jacob called up his side ho right after the mission.

@matiaspereyra9392

2 жыл бұрын

Also, even if you had something with kaidan in me1 he's chill, he swears to take care of him if anything happens

@opticalraven1935

Жыл бұрын

@@matiaspereyra9392 Because Kaiden basically said that it was over and had already mourned the loss. He moved on. Shepard was a freebird.

In ME 2 Jacob will be the best volunteer to the vents...

@DirtySlothFilms

9 жыл бұрын

I think we may have to do that in our Bass Defect series now...

@Otone360

8 жыл бұрын

+Mitsu Nakamura HA! He's the only one I ever send into the vents XD

@nickrffpatellis852

5 жыл бұрын

Hehehe

@hyhena-gaming9986

3 жыл бұрын

@@Otone360 I send legion

I romanced Ashely in my playthroughs. Whenever someone starts saying that she's the worst I say one thing: Jacob.

@Leonkaonka

9 жыл бұрын

OBPguy She's the second worst :D Hey no, just kidding :D

@NataliaNeeSama

7 жыл бұрын

I find Ash to be really funny. People say bad things about Ash because they think she is Xenophobic, but people misunderstand her mentality. She thinks that the alien races only care about themselves, and as such, humans should too. And she is not, technically, wrong. When shit hits the fan, the aliens looked for themselves. If not, ME3 would not required so much legwork to unite them by doing what they need. Sure she is extreme on this viewpoint, but remember that she wasn't, technically, wrong about it.

@La-PetitMort

4 жыл бұрын

@@NataliaNeeSama I love Ashley. I feel like she makes a better sister type character to Shepard than Liara.

@jakisz

4 жыл бұрын

Well, Ashley can kill Wrex

@davidgomez7882

4 жыл бұрын

@@NataliaNeeSama Also, she's somewhat bitter. Her career doesn't advance because of her grandfather's surrender. Also, military mentality of not trusting so easy. And her own bluntness, she has little tact and comes off as aggressive because of it.

I know, right? Miranda, who has a gravitational anomaly that forces every still camera to focus on her butt, is a loyal LI. Jack, who had major commitment and trust issues, is a loyal LI. Ash, who believed you betrayed her, is still a loyal LI. Thane, who was dying, had been previously married, and an alien besides, is a loyal LI to both Shep AND his dead wife. Garrus, who claims that he doesn't have a fetish for humans, is a loyal LI. Tali, for whom dalliance is a risk, is a loyal LI. Not Jacob

@abohsukampret

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Jacob, who has nothing to do after the suicide mission, goes dark on Shepard, without a breakup, goodbye, or closure... and shows up later with another lady he knocked up.

@philipped.r.6385

3 жыл бұрын

The thing is that, Jacob left the Alliance for rather weak reasons. Then he leaves Cerberus when that organisation starts looking like (Surprise! Surprise!) an ultranationalistic terrorist group. I'm not surprised that he left Shepard when the relationship didn't suit him anymore.

@lep2525

2 жыл бұрын

Omg @ the Miranda part lmfao

@matiaspereyra9392

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, when talking about miranda he did say "she deserves a better man than me" and he's right

@rustyshack1707

2 жыл бұрын

He black

Wow. Cheating on the most lethal and dangerous woman on the galaxy? Heavy risk, but the priiize... Also, have fun being a single mom, Cole Brynn!

@kninezbanks

3 жыл бұрын

She's not a single mom, if he chose to stick with her and raise the child

@ash-hu9eg

3 жыл бұрын

@@kninezbanks they mean Shepard's gonna kill him and leave her a single mom

@ZacharyOsterman

2 жыл бұрын

@@ash-hu9eg Renegade shep pushed a merc out of a window when they didn't give her a answer she liked. Jacobs a dead man.

@bluesrike

11 ай бұрын

​@@ash-hu9egOr he could leave Brynn just like he left Shepard.

Those 'kids' look like they're in their mid 30's.

@adrianziecik6280

6 жыл бұрын

Sarincrow lol so humanity is getting dumper

@darthportus

6 жыл бұрын

No even with increased lifespan humans still reach adulthood in 18 years.

@Chino56751

6 жыл бұрын

30 still isn't old

@RappinPicard

5 жыл бұрын

The downside of having only two body models for human NPCs. It’s also why Joker is so ripped. (Especially noticeable in ME2)

@TheRealWALLABI

4 жыл бұрын

@Sarincrow doesnt matter though. Shepard is also in his thirties in the trilogy, yet he's definitely not a kid... These "kids" definitely look way older than they should.

They should add the option: Javik, throw him out the airlock.

@philipped.r.6385

3 жыл бұрын

That would have been amazing!

@dragonagegirl

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD YES! I would've romanced Jacob JUST to get that that line if that were a thing XD

@deontaeavila3514

Жыл бұрын

Arousing.

Gotta warn Kasumi.

@chair9003

7 жыл бұрын

Why?

@ethanl1225

6 жыл бұрын

Chair she's into Jacob.

@chair9003

6 жыл бұрын

Yeh, I remembered her dialog about Jacob in ME2.

@faq_is_love

5 жыл бұрын

@@chair9003 She then asks abouth jacob in ME3 and is disappointed when you tell her that you don't know where he is now. And uses it as an excuse for not going with you on the Normandy.

I seriously don't understand why he cheats on you, you were gone for like 6 months. And Jacob was evidenced to be polite (don't even need to highlight specifics) and highly loyal (evidenced by his distrust of thane not being committed at the start) him cheating on you seems like inconsistent writing

@victorgz2907

8 жыл бұрын

+aperturesciencegames He manages to get a new girlfriend and get her pregnant in SIX MONTHS. Wow, they go fast.

@HominidMachinae

8 жыл бұрын

Warzone romance is a funny thing. It's not unrealistic at all that he might have sought comfort with someone when you weren't there and he was in fear of his life. And when she got pregnant well, he's honorable enough he wasn't going to walk out, not like his dad.

@GuyOnAChair

7 жыл бұрын

aperturesciencegames There is an Indian guy at Bioware that's apparently a racist.

@aperturesciencegames

7 жыл бұрын

GuyOnAChair ​​ I heard, not going to stop me from enjoying the game, unless his views were prevalent throughout the experience, It definitely concerns me more than the "Forcing tehh ghey on me" arguments against DA:I though, I won't deny that, I think Sci-Fi is inherently optimistic of multiculturalism and unity most of the time, especially in Mass Effect, Racism against any race, would really dishearteningly sap the values and ideals of the series for me :(

@aperturesciencegames

7 жыл бұрын

GuyOnAChair ​​ What did that have to do with race?

I remember reading that people wanted the option to slap Jacob. Bioware truly made this dlc for all their fans :)

Damm it Jacob I thought I was the prize

Someone please make a montage of THE SLAP!

@philipped.r.6385

3 жыл бұрын

Most epic moment of that "romance"!

@dotEXCEI_

3 жыл бұрын

28 slap wounds!

@curtishamilton5342

3 жыл бұрын

“Didn’t want to give him a chance, *HUH!?”*

@dragonagegirl

3 жыл бұрын

I just watched one actually! Look up "Jacob gets sucker punched" XD

I liked Jacob in ME2... Sure, maybe his story wasn't as flushed out as the others, but he still had that good guy/bro thing going on. It's like Bioware just got lazy in ME3 though, making him cheat so they didn't have to continue a proper romance story? Come on... Jacob was supposed to be better than this.

@aperturesciencegames

8 жыл бұрын

And his loyalty mission was great

@adrianziecik6280

6 жыл бұрын

Shadowmare to me he was like that guy from half life where are those bears

@philipped.r.6385

3 жыл бұрын

I fairly liked him in ME2, but I feel that the guy is much less loyal than he seems so at first glance. We're talking of a guy who leaves the Alliance for Cerberus because of very superficial reasons and then leaves again Cerberus when they start going in a direction that he doesn't agree with. The guy isn't very reliable overall. He's a lot more like his father than he originally thought so. He even admit it when you confront him. After the first shock, I felt that it was quite in line with how his character behave in politics overall.

@GuruJudge21

3 жыл бұрын

@@philipped.r.6385 I get what you're saying, but I don't think anyone leaving Cerberus because of the shift from ME2 to ME3, should be considered disloyal.

@nomi3239

Жыл бұрын

I remember liking him in the intro... But then falling in love with all the other characters and forgot about him. By the time of Legions loyalty mission I forgot I hadn't used him. Then realized Wilson couldn't have been more interesting if he survived. 💁👀 Like bruh Wilson was kinda badass he betrayed us in the beginning but could have had a redemption arc by the end of the game.

I actually think it's kind of interesting that a LI would be unfaithful to you. And it doesn't have to be for a justifiable reason, like Kaidan or Ashley getting with someone while they thought you were dead. Jacob just cheated on your character. It happens sometimes.

@deontaeavila3514

Жыл бұрын

69 likes, nice.

And this is why if I romance Jacob I send him in the tube when he volunteers problem solved then go with Traynor in 3

@Yecowa

8 жыл бұрын

+Joshua West i did Liara in first, then Thane, and everything turned out to be ok in ME3... in romance department.

I have never even played a FenShep and this killed Jacob's character for me. The fuck Bioware?

@DirtySlothFilms

9 жыл бұрын

i know right!?

funny thing is, he goes "you accuse me of cheating? you cheated on liara/kaidan, we arent that much different" if you had a romance in ME1 and cheated on them. i hope i find this scene here on youtube, i don't want to make another shepard to go through all the hassle for one cutscene.

@ruick78

3 жыл бұрын

I mean kaiden end up break up you by time you done horizon as you joined cerbrus *which fair enough*. Laira seems become sort vacant and keeps you arms reach *before the shadowbroker dlc was a thing*

@Bloomingtide

2 жыл бұрын

@@ruick78 It is NOT a break up tho? He literally sends a letter apologizing for what he said on Horizon and that he hopes to see her when it is all over.

@kittensruleforever

Жыл бұрын

@@Bloomingtide still a break up tho? one letter doesnt mean kaiden/ashley didnt literally tell u point blank to ur face that theyre on two different sides and its over

Hey, Jacob, mind checking out that tunnel for me? ;)

Meanwhile, Jacob is a great person if you don't sleep with him. I missed something.

i never could figure out that damn mini-game.

Go throught the vents, Jacob. You can do it!

He literally just went "it is what it is" on her. Bruh.

@koldraiynedownskayle5744

2 жыл бұрын

Jacob is savage.

I always imagined Shepard in the first version of this video never inviting Jacob to the party, lmao.

Thank you Ladyx. This is perfect and what he deserves and thank you for all the uploads you are doing.

I think that it is because Jacob is so underdeveloped, I find him hilarious

I purposely gave my poor femshep a horrible life. Colonist, sole survivor, initiated romance with kaiden, left kaiden on virmire, romanced jacob, got cheated on. She's my "stone cold" commander.

@wyatt8000

3 жыл бұрын

Bro that’s kinda cringe...

@Kailo7777

3 жыл бұрын

Terrible...🤔

@FreelancerCZ

Жыл бұрын

Then go control ending and enslave the galaxy 🙈🤣

@KopperNeoman

Жыл бұрын

She can't sell a Stunner to save her life I bet.

ahhh worst romance in the series.

@cerys11596

8 жыл бұрын

Haha, I don't know... have you seen James' "romance" with FemShep in the Citadel DLC?

In the 2nd game your love interest refuses to come with you. In some cases (Ashley) they scream at you and march off. That doesn't inspire confidence or loyalty in players. But Jacob just gets on with his life and acts like no big deal. It's not like Ashley/Kaidan situation where you are lying on a table clinically dead unable to get in contact. Jacob was just unwilling. That's worse.

I hope in the future Bioware doesn't write themselves into a hole like they did with Jacob cause they honestly pissed me off with it.

@jamesroper4952

5 жыл бұрын

You and a whole lot of other people. Bioware really dropped ball in terms of writing on this game. Blame EA games, they were the ones that rushed the production of mass effect 3.

Thank you so much for uploading this, it's been plaguing me how they would "extend" this romance and I'm glad I got an answer ^^

I'm sad this is the last DLC. I really wanted the "Beat the crap outta Brynn for taking my man" DLC.

Jacob: Maybe I'm more like my old man than I thought Shepard: *hands Jacob a gun* Shepard: Well? It's not gonna be me who pulls the trigger...

I think that despite the bad ending of trying to be in a relationship with him, Jacob was one of my favorite characters.

I think the last dialogue with Jacob if it was renegade should be something like: "If you're really sorry, then get the hell out of my sight. Because I never want to see you again."

nah...if he didn't sleep with them. But technically shepard was dead and Kaiden believed it. For Jacob there is noooooo excuse! :P

Nice to see Shepard isn't the only one who can change romances between games.

Wow, Jacob is more stereotypical than I thought.

@GuyOnAChair

7 жыл бұрын

Makoto Mikami You ever seen his Dad?

uploading all of these earned you a new subscriber but Im wondering if you will be uploading ashleys romance?

Just wanted to write "well he is more like his father than we thought" then he literally said it word by word lol

That slap was perfect.

I know Jacob wasn't very popular but I wonder why they chose to go this route with him when literally every other romance partner waits for you. Even Thane's romance plot has a more satisfying conclusion.

MFER REALLY SAID "It is what it is" BRUH

How can you not like Miranda as a character? she is one of the few in mass effect that expresses feelings, if you choose to break up with her shes gonna cry and she is sad about her sister because her father is after her and she doesn't want shepherds help because he would get too much trouble.you see now? people choose her because she cares :)

I agree. I liked Jacob alot and I was hoping to see more of him in ME3.

Yes. It'll be uploaded the same time as Kaidan/MaleShep

1:00 Honestly, I think she should've added something like "People might think I'm this force of nature but I'm human too, dammit!"

Yes. he does indeed.

It would have been funny if during the game. Shepard commenter with all of her pent up aggression. “This is for that time you left. And this is for that other time you had a baby!”

That slap animation.

Guess you are like your father, Jacob.

Ah, legendary undiscovered ending, aka Jacob romance

wait wait wait wait.... people romanced jacob? O_o

Only black guy to be on your squad and bioware makes his loyalty mission finding his missing dad then has him cheat on you in the third game.

Kaidan waited 3 years to hook up actually (since ME3 confirms that by the time ME3 starts it's already been 3 years since ME1: 2 years thinking you were dead and 1 year wondering if you'd been brainwashed by Cerberus supremacists. Jacob spends just a couple of months chilling near the Mediterrean Sea and proceeds to impregnate the first chick that calls him and tells him "oh,Jacob, I need your manly abs to save me because I was so stupid to not realize I was designing Indoctrination Chips!"

That could've been epic

I laughed too hard at that. You're wicked, lol.

You know, the thing is everyone else tried to keep in contact. Heck, Thane, sick and unable to see you as he was,sends you messages but is unable to reach you due to being an assassin hence not having access. Jacob was on earth and wasn't even being followed by Cerberus like, say,Miranda.If he really wanted to he could have found some way, he just decided not to,just like How Liara decided sticking her nose in prothean data was more important than seeing Shepard (to which she actually admits).

@reginadea2821

3 жыл бұрын

At least Liara has the excuse of being able to check up on you whenever she wants to due to being the Broker, and it is in her character not to initiate contact if someone doesn't make her, like with her mother. That, and she still has guilt over selling you to Cerberus. Also Liara didn't get someone else pregnant. Jacob though, has no excuse.

This made Jacob mote intersting then the games ever did.

I second that.

Totally agree.

can you include the bar scene where they re-inact the scene from starwars with the batarian and vorcha? or maybe in a later video?

Damn Sheppard be cray

Aww I was hoping paragon Shep and him would "spill some drinks on the Citadel"

Jacob in ME3 is despicable, but I actually like how Bioware have written him. Finally someone you thought you knew well betrays you (You know, unlike the betrayal from antagonists)

This would make an excellent tabloid gossip headline...

0:22 Her face terrifies me. She's Chucky!

@gamingcinema8836

2 жыл бұрын

What?

@SunBunz

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamingcinema8836 lol She's just...scary looking. And those piercing green eyes, freckles and "I'm gonna kill you" face.

@gamingcinema8836

2 жыл бұрын

@@SunBunz I guess lol. I never really used default Shep for either gender, I always customized their appearance.

Heavy risks... but the SLAP !

Sometimes the bbc gets you in trouble

Shepard was THE PRIZE damn it! And you made that heavy risk for nothing, Jacob!

The game he makes you play is lame af too... Into the vents with you, Jacob!

Did this with a Shepard that had Kaidan in ME1, then dated Jacob, (and got back with Kaidan after meeting up with Jacob and Brynn) very different speech. Instead of mentioning his old man, Jacob says something like, "Weren't you with Major Alenko when we first met?" I thought it was pretty cool to get called out like that. (Shepard didn't though)

Garrus will always be the right one for my Shepard. My girl doesn't even romance anyone in the first game, just waits for the opportunity to be with Garrus.

Jacob was actually a decent character in Mass Effect Galaxy (iPhone game). He was a bit of a cocky smartass and was pretty refreshing, would have worked well alongside the me2 squadmates. If they actually kept that Jacob through to me2 and me3 it would've been so much better. No idea why bioware turned him into such a mind numbingly boring bland stupid character

@swolbrohamlincoln9659

9 жыл бұрын

he is fucking boring and too normal average

@LtBasil

6 жыл бұрын

I actually liked him in ME2. Sure, he wasn't nearly as interesting as, say, Garrus or Miranda, but he wasn't so bad. He seemed like a decent guy, someone who joined Cerberus for the right reasons and wasn't afraid to speak his mind. And his loyalty mission was one of my favorites. And then ME3 happened and they ruined him. I was so mad.

Is this " Ashe" who did those awesome Parasite Eve 2 playthrough ??? I am a fan :)

Heavy risk...but the *SLAP*

Does anyone else find it a little bit racist that the one romance that ends in cheating, getting another woman pregnant, and the drama the comes with it is the only romance with a black guy?

@SuperAfroManXD

8 жыл бұрын

After replaying the trilogy i thought the same thing. "Wow, of course the black guy knocks someone up. Fucking reapers everywhere but better have the one of 2 black guys in the series have a baby mama"

@dmsviola1

8 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the fact that he was searching for his father who turned out to be an asshole criminal. I'm not sure if the presentation was deliberate, but the result was really bad.

@XxBlackWarri0rxX

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe it is, but you could go even further and point out that its also sexist because the only character to cheat on you is a man...i believe that they didnt do it on purpose, but their decision was still influenced by the social construct of men being generally depicted as those who cheat on their couples. Also another thing that may denote the sexist tone against men in relationships its the fact that Thane "cheats" on his dead wife (i say "cheats" because its up for debate if it is morally correct to get another partner after your last one dies), while samara hardly gives you a hug, and while she expreses to have some degree of feelings towards shep, she doesnt take it further. You could say that its normal considering how she follows the codes of the justicar to the letter, but lets be honest, they let you romance someone who´s race remembers every detail and retains the emotional impact of those memories, but lord forbid you of trying that with woman following her code.

@dantheman4543

8 жыл бұрын

who cares

@generalmaul4615

8 жыл бұрын

It's only racist if you make it. Seriously.

I just watched Thane's funeral. FemShep bitch-slapping Jacob took away my tears and turned my frown upside-down... For now

Same here.

I WAS THINKING THAT EXACT SAME THING LMAO

0:37 for teh SLAP

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

"You slap like a girl" -Jacob

SPACE AGE ROCK-'EM SOCK-'EM ROBOTS

I think Bioware wanted to have one relationship that didn't work out, which is fair I guess, and since Jacob was the least popular character, he got that dubious honor.

Someone's not invited to the party

I think it is supposed to represent that he is human with all the upsides and downsides that come with that attribute. He's still a great guy we just fucking hate him. Please note that he takes all the responsibility for the things he did.

I actually expected a punch to the face instead of the girly slap.

U that pretty NEAT! I like it :3

Sorry but Vega was not dull. He made me laugh, charmed the pants off me (unfortunately not literally) and was a really enjoyable teammate to have around. Jacob was. . .a piece of cardboard. I also loved the banter between Vega and Cortez. It was so fun to listen to them argue about what was better, the hammerhead or the mako.

Even Miranda and Jack were willing to continue the romance, but then there's Jacob who gets the first girl he met pregnant.

I only play MaleShep but even I felt satisfaction when she slapped him. Ever since I found out he cheated on FemShep I can't stand him. I look at him and think "how could you do that to the female me I never play." Actually surprised myself how annoyed Jacob makes me now considering I never even romanced him.

0:37 bitch SLAPPED!!!

They didn'treallywriter themselves into a corner with Thane.They wanted a heroic death for Thane,that kind of negates any possibility of whole game romance. If they truly forgot Jacob was romanceable,then they're idiots,considering they the only characters not romanceable in ME2 where the ones culturally incompatible (Krogan and Salarian,salarian don't believe in romance,Krogan are insular, believing merely on reproduction not romance),They sure remembered Garrus and Tali.

Wtf was that slap lol

I want to see her start with Paragon, then out of nowhere a Renegade interrupt shows up and she slaps him across the face.