"Oof, what a night... but look who's here." "Shepard-commander." "Did we just..." "No data avalible."

@mysticnine

9 жыл бұрын

Elwis From Poland Oh my god I wanted to like this so badly but it has exactly 69 likes and I feel like that's appropriate.

@CallMeElwis94

9 жыл бұрын

Jordan Dillon Well, it doesn't have 69 likes anymore.

@mysticnine

9 жыл бұрын

Elwis From Poland Well then, screw it. Have another one!

@DorianMichaelsIII

9 жыл бұрын

Elwis From Poland Proof for the theory I've been pushing for years... Everyone wants Commander Shepard. EVERYONE.

@jamesligonjr6143

9 жыл бұрын

Elwis From Poland So much yes.... and no..

Shepard : Wow, what a night. But look who's here. Wrex : Shepard. Shepard : Wrex. Wrex : Shepard. Shepard : Wrex. Wrex : Shepard. Shepard : Wrex. Wrex : Shepard. Shepard : Wrex. Wrex : Shepard. Shepard : Wrex. Wrex : Shepard. Shepard : Wrex.

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

I CAN'T 😂

@danmoskovitz5608

7 жыл бұрын

Dr Galactose I

@jacobrichards3635

7 жыл бұрын

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment on the internet!

@thevoidmagician6653

4 ай бұрын

I wish

This DLC would be perfect if only it gave the characters some casual clothes.

@360firedevil

9 жыл бұрын

CidGuerreiro1234 Well the ones who needed it.

@CidGuerreiro1234

9 жыл бұрын

we'll bang okay Everyone but Tali? And your name, LOL.

@360firedevil

9 жыл бұрын

CidGuerreiro1234 Thank you. James is doesn't really need one and Miranda outfit is somewhat casual

@360firedevil

9 жыл бұрын

Seth ノートン I said casual not armor. and ya if I was Cerberus I would let her walk around in whatever she wants

@thod8820

6 жыл бұрын

*Garrus wakes up in armor*

what would be hilarious is if you woke up alone, walked out of the room, and then Kasumi decloaks on the bed and says, "few... that could have been awkward."

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

I can imagine that

@LocalHolehead

7 жыл бұрын

Don't let that bunroll talk shit to you! Eat It!!!

@Lilliaace

7 жыл бұрын

I wish they gave us more interaction with Kasumi. Love her!

@bossshun9

4 жыл бұрын

Damn it! I wished they put that one in the game lmao.

@esquel_astronaut

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe this happen on remaster

"What a night...but look who's here." "Had to be me. Someone else might've gotten it wrong."

@warwarwa

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ErenxJ

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@silverblade357

3 жыл бұрын

This might be the best one!

@wattsactingdoc

2 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment!

@robinlord7971

2 жыл бұрын

god i wish-

Shepard: "Ugh... What a night! But look who's here!" Clone: "I should go." Shepard: "Do I really sound like that?"

@TheMrExemplar

8 жыл бұрын

Really nice one

@robert04872

7 жыл бұрын

You sir, win

@blacksun3884

7 жыл бұрын

A brand new meaning to "Go fuck yourself".

@89BlackGatomon

7 жыл бұрын

Damn nice one ;D Mate Takats your a hero

@jogmesson

7 жыл бұрын

"I" should go

Shepard: Ugh, what a night, but look who's here... Hackett: Hackett out.

@frankjaeger563

7 жыл бұрын

alfomar hahaha best comment by far

@irdina26

7 жыл бұрын

THIS HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@allsco751

7 жыл бұрын

alfomar 😂

@atanasrusenov3685

7 жыл бұрын

alfomar hahahah

@rutvik3333

7 жыл бұрын

Dammmmm i laughin like 3 mins

Shepard: Ugh, what a night. But look who's here. Wrex: Shepard. Shepard: Wrex?! What- Grunt: Shepard. Shepard: Grunt?! How- Wrex: Too much krogan for you to handle?

@CombatMagic

8 жыл бұрын

+John Paige jajaja Amazing... works both maleShep and FemShep jajaja

@rachelhughes8487

8 жыл бұрын

+John Paige OH gosh that made me laugh hard enough to snort

@Nattototo

8 жыл бұрын

+John Paige This is too funny!!!

@orumonuldor1340

8 жыл бұрын

+John Paige WHY IS THIS NOT REAL!!?!?!

@lexy99

8 жыл бұрын

Hehehehehe

Shepard : Ugh, what a night, but look who's here… Illusive Man: Still not a beliver, Shepard?

@bookerdewitt4811

8 жыл бұрын

+Infinexos Covica damn I'm in bed right now and I wanted to laugh so hard

@darthportus

7 жыл бұрын

Harbinger: SHEPARD !! I ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROLL OVER YOU AT NIGHT !!

@TheDarthDestruktor

7 жыл бұрын

Shepard: I. Should. Go.

@Nikita_Karmanov

7 жыл бұрын

Shep: I've got room if you're that eager to feel it Illusive Man: It's a tempting offer...

@89BlackGatomon

7 жыл бұрын

LOL! You catched me off guard with that comment xD Nice idea HitProof

"What a night...but look who's here." "BTSSHH Good morning, Earth-clan"

@DirtyBlueDahlia

4 жыл бұрын

So the pizza guy returned for his "payment"

@KitKatHexe

4 жыл бұрын

@@DirtyBlueDahlia oh God that's even better!

@irishspartanstudios

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha!

@digitaldeathsquid3448

3 жыл бұрын

That volus is Niftu Cal for sure I AM A SEXUAL GOD! I AM A GREAT WIND, SWEEPING ALL BEFORE ME LIKE... A GREAT WIND!

@mme1792

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine hearing a Hanar expressing itself. 🤣🤣

Shepard : "Ugh, what a night, but look who's here…" Zaeed : "This takes me back..."

@saixenophase

6 жыл бұрын

jjilatt123 I would like this, but it already has 420 likes

@darrinscott6612

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, if it's femshep, that is actually significantly more plausible than Javik.

@the_infinexos

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@DGARedRaven

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly wouldn't mind seeing a Zaeed / f!Shep romance. Or one-nighter at least.

@bossshun9

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I can see it happening.

Me: ugh what a night but look who's here *looks at half empty dominos pizza box*

@richardnovak4470

7 жыл бұрын

Me: Ugh what a night, but look whos here *looks at a Vladimir Putin cardboard cutout*

@joeywildman1100

7 жыл бұрын

Patrik Novák Did that actually happen? Cause my pizza story is true

@richardnovak4470

7 жыл бұрын

It might've happened.

@thatcitrusfriend6234

5 жыл бұрын

ME

@FreemanicParacusia

4 жыл бұрын

looks at Otto from “Airplane!”

Shepard: "Ugh, what a night. But hey, look who's here." Reaper: "BWWWWOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM" Shepard: "Come on, let's see who's up."

@zoink9285

5 жыл бұрын

Brakinja LOL

@dracodarkness9518

4 жыл бұрын

These comments are only better and better... (?

@robertward8705

3 жыл бұрын

lol who wouldn't be up after hearing that XD

@valerfox2155

3 жыл бұрын

This still slaps 5 years later

@pathos7527

3 жыл бұрын

I haven’t stopped laughing for five minutes send help

Shapard: "Ugh, what a night. But look who's here." Harbinger: "..............." Shepard: "What the!?!?" Harbinger: "Thanks for letting me ASSUME CONTROL"

@chefezmac6628

8 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@putinsympathizer3331

8 жыл бұрын

best match up

@hockeysong

8 жыл бұрын

+Jake Hebblethwaite XD

@atticusthegamingllama8302

8 жыл бұрын

+Jake Hebblethwaite deh fuq...

@drevas7779

8 жыл бұрын

+Jake Hebblethwaite wtf dude

Garrus: *saying some of the smoothest shit you'll ever hear* Tali: "I'm going to be sick."

@burningtheevidence8038

Жыл бұрын

She's the best xD Also Garrus seems to be partially Quarrian as he slept in his armor/suit as well ;P

@enderfire3379

Жыл бұрын

@@burningtheevidence8038 reminds me of a comment i saw: sorry shepard the visor stays ON during sex

Shepherd- "what a night... but look who's here" Shepherd VI- "I'm commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite ass on the Citadel"

@bossshun9

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao that is bad news all around.

@ThaddeusGhostal

2 жыл бұрын

This comment needs alot more likes.

@Anvilshock

11 ай бұрын

"I've destroyed asses like yours on the way to real problems."

Shepard : "Ugh, what a night, but look who's here…" Elcor: "Smug drowsiness, Good morning Commander. Flirtatiously, I hope I conveyed my feelings thoroughly last night."

@denisesilveira3427

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Medwin KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK damn that was the best one!

@DanielClear2

3 жыл бұрын

The explanations got me.

@TweekMorgan4dictator

3 жыл бұрын

Harrot made it all the way from Omega for this!

@MrGoneTroppo

2 жыл бұрын

@@TweekMorgan4dictator And brought his own sofa

@spikey288

2 жыл бұрын

"Badassfully, let's go see who else is up"

Femshep/Maleshep: What a night...but look who's here. Legion: This Geth...has infiltrated.

@IllusivePrime

8 жыл бұрын

Femshep:........ Grunt/Wrexham: Shepard? Shepard?! You awake?... Oh shit...

@AdamG1983

8 жыл бұрын

We have reached a consensus. You were a great lay.

@mindkiller10000

7 жыл бұрын

Come on, lets see if anyone else is up.

@JohnnyShagbot

7 жыл бұрын

There was a hole.

@Nate-ms4be

5 жыл бұрын

Geth do not infiltrate

"Oof what a night, and look who's here." "I have boned species from Salerian to Batarian!" "Mordin!"

@ICanHazRecon911

8 жыл бұрын

Is it bad that I read this in Male Shepard's voice first

@Resentius

8 жыл бұрын

+ICanHazRecon911 Nah.

@bensra994

8 жыл бұрын

+ICanHazRecon911 same lol

@FranciscoReyes-ro4gs

8 жыл бұрын

+ICanHazRecon911 do you think that is a bad idea? for me is normal after watching mass effect gamer poop version.

@TheFlamingPiano

6 жыл бұрын

It's funnier knowing that Mordin boned Aria

I get that you should use protection in bed, but isn't a full set of combat armor a little over the top?

@user-yf6zz3cl8i

8 жыл бұрын

Hey it worked for Vegeta. Oh wait no it didn't

@bensra994

8 жыл бұрын

+Robert Rodriguez tfs is life

@albertohinojosa8729

7 жыл бұрын

That'd probably be me...

@EverythingNerdifying

7 жыл бұрын

"I am most comfortable when I'm impervious to most physical forms of attack"

@89BlackGatomon

7 жыл бұрын

HAHA! reminds me of TSF DBZ Vegeta xD

MaleShep: Well look who's here... Anderson: You did good son... you did good.

@jonathanju6667

6 жыл бұрын

What the FUCK

@narutardourannote

6 жыл бұрын

nvboeglnb I'm crying xD

@RedEyedSheik

5 жыл бұрын

Omfg NOOOOO

@phantommangagirl

5 жыл бұрын

TOO SOON

@thatcitrusfriend6234

5 жыл бұрын

Why did this make me sad? 😭

Shepard: Ugh...what a night, but look who's here! Dr. Chakwas: Shepard, you are the epitome of physical health

@danielprado5881

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Mortablunt

3 жыл бұрын

Always wish she was an option. MILFy AF.

@valerfox2155

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mortablunt Why? Why are you like this?

@Ethan-ph3nf

3 жыл бұрын

Dude Chakwas is smoking hot

@Tallborn5

3 жыл бұрын

Doctor Chocolates*

i truly love that shepard wakes up as though she doesn't have 13 different neck and spine problems after resting her head on a fully fucking armored turian all night

@user-qe9vn6jq1z

7 жыл бұрын

harsh turian contraception

@strider117aldo9

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-qe9vn6jq1z That and being cybernetically enhanced during resurrection and perhaps even ME2.

@strider117aldo9

Жыл бұрын

That and being cybernetically enhanced during resurrection and perhaps even ME2.

Shepard: "what a night" Bailey: "I guess I gotta tell my wife a few things"

@Lishaaaaaaa

7 жыл бұрын

my sides are in orbit

@romanceavdar1196

5 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of gamer poop, where Bailey imagined fingering shepard's ass

@darthportus

5 жыл бұрын

SAY WHAT ?!

@romanceavdar1196

5 жыл бұрын

@@darthportus excuse me brother, but you've got real nice lumb down there

@Robert399

5 жыл бұрын

@@darthportus kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y32sxtOie9C-hpc.html

*romancing thane and being alone after his death* *wakes up alone* *crying*

@narutardourannote

6 жыл бұрын

I hoped if I romanced him on my second playthrough he'd survive up to the DLC. :( My Shepard just ended up banging Vega xD

@ladyselin35

4 жыл бұрын

@@narutardourannote Eww gross. Just let him bang Ashley.

@Kanerudo

4 жыл бұрын

@@ladyselin35 ewww, I would even chose Harbinger over Ashley. Kind of sad, because I always save her and not Kaidan

@zacharymeyer4669

4 жыл бұрын

same with Jacob though

@KitKatHexe

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kanerudo I refuse to even entertain the concept of saving Ashley. I cannot express how much I hate her.

Joker: Wow, what a night. I think I shattered my pelvis, but it was worth it. Femshep: Not a word.

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

That would be hilarious

@robertcampbell3019

5 жыл бұрын

@@the_infinexos yes it would

@Stitchiols06

5 жыл бұрын

ColdSick TV just hearing snaps everytime

@robertcampbell3019

5 жыл бұрын

@@Stitchiols06 *snap* ow *snap* OW

@Stitchiols06

5 жыл бұрын

ColdSick TV XD

Shepard: "Oof, what a night...But look who's here." Traynor and Chambers, in unison: "You have a new message on your private terminal."

@arthurmorgan2277

Жыл бұрын

Underrated

Shepard: hey wow look who's here Wrex: Shepard. Grunt: Shepaaaaard.

@AsteaFrosty

9 жыл бұрын

Shepard-Commander

@mrdarknut1175

9 жыл бұрын

Mordin: Shepard exellent timing

@BlazerBoy1337

9 жыл бұрын

Coos Oorlog Omg =)))))))

@hellcrow9189

9 жыл бұрын

Blazer i imagined wrex, grunt and mordin on the bed and shepard like WTF happened....

@BlazerBoy1337

9 жыл бұрын

miguel mosiah huerta sanchez that would indeed be disturbing XD.

Sheppard - "Ah what a night. But look who's here." Saren - "....." Sheppard - "S..Saren? What are you-" Saren - "I was forging an alliance between Organics and Machines."

@galickgvn

7 жыл бұрын

I mean...Saren was pretty damn hot tho.... I dunno, maybe I just have a thing for Turians. we'll bang, okay?

@dalton411970

6 жыл бұрын

I'd put a ring on that finger.

@welfarecrusader6855

5 жыл бұрын

The council thought you could use some help on this one.

@laurawolfsong3607

4 жыл бұрын

PFFFF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@philipped.r.6385

3 жыл бұрын

- Saren: The relationship was symbiotic. Organic and machine intertwined, a union of flesh and steel. The strengths of both, the weaknesses of neither! - Shepard: "... I should go..." - Saren with a sadistic tone: "We must work with the Reapers!"

Wrex: Shepherd. Grunt: Shepherd. Shepherd: 'horrified screaming'

@allyourbase2010

10 жыл бұрын

I am not sure if this is better imagining it with male sheperd, of femshep, its a tough call.

@TheChoujinVirus

10 жыл бұрын

allyourbase2010 Femshep: What the hell?!

@sethnet1022

10 жыл бұрын

***** Yus!

@LightShadowOnyx

10 жыл бұрын

of man that would been funny

@thekillers1stfan

10 жыл бұрын

Shepherd would not survive. Imagine that, the first human spector killed by Krogan DP. Aint that a bitch

Morinth: what a night... but look who's here! *pans to dead shep* Morinth: well lets go see who's up!

@cloudyswildride

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@appelofdoom8211

2 жыл бұрын

He embraced eternity alright

"Oof, what a night, and look who's he....re what the hell?!" Harbinger, "I AM BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION"

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@BlackLegion12621

8 жыл бұрын

I HAVE ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL OF THE BED.

@Arthus850

8 жыл бұрын

Harbinger's a massive sentient starship though.

@Resentius

8 жыл бұрын

Arthus850 Actually, Harbinger is a massive, semi sentient synthetic organism. I say semi because all the reapers share a collective intelligence in the form of that stupid star kid.

@doufancyapickle

7 жыл бұрын

Arthus850 he's beyond your comprehension

Made a fun game of "guess whose foot that is" while watching this video.

@srh2011g

8 жыл бұрын

Same!

@theunfamousone2818

7 жыл бұрын

srh2011g same here

@CharlieServit

6 жыл бұрын

Same here. The other races were easy. The humans...Not so much. (I never romance the humans anyway XD)

@megandawson6407

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@mihneaiordan1813

5 жыл бұрын

While I was wondering who tf goes to bed with heavy boots.

"Omph. What a night. And looks who's here." "Shepard-commander." "What the- Legion?! How did we even have sex?!" "...There was a hole."

@kirikakirikakirika

9 жыл бұрын

Viktor Hofer And now, I'm going to keelah bitch.

@MrJordwalk

9 жыл бұрын

kirikakirikakirika Tali: "Emergency induction port....." Shepard: "That's a straw, Tali" Tali: "EMERRR....GENCY INDUCTION PORT" LMAO. This would've been a great line during sex.

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

KEELAH

@Voupes

7 жыл бұрын

kirikakirikakirika No data available

@agentnebraska4515

7 жыл бұрын

Infinexos Covica s....😂

Shepard: Wow, look who it is. Blasto: Enkindle this

@aisutistoto5771

4 жыл бұрын

My god i wasn't expecting that one

@bossshun9

4 жыл бұрын

This one doesn't think the comment is appropriate lol.

@philipped.r.6385

3 жыл бұрын

This one thinks that this comment is very politically incorrect.

@IllusivePrime

3 жыл бұрын

@@philipped.r.6385 So?

@philipped.r.6385

3 жыл бұрын

@@IllusivePrime This one thinks that the Enkindlers would not approve. :P

"Oof, what a night... but look who's here." " i am a biotic god." "Did we just..." "Fear me..."

@therealgrayham206

7 ай бұрын

I hate/love that I know who the second person is

@shadowslayer2929

4 ай бұрын

​@@therealgrayham206 volus: "yes you shall feel my great biotic wind it's like ...a biotic wind"

Shepard: What a night... but look who's here Conrad: Wow, my wife is going to be so impressed!

@Wendy-zv7jy

Жыл бұрын

Shepard: Conrad, you don't have a wife..

@brigadier-tc8565

Жыл бұрын

​@@Wendy-zv7jy Conrad: I can be the wife. I already have the dress, it's very tasteful

Shepard:Hey look who is up, I thought you was dead? Sovereign:Last nights sexual events existed because I allowed it, and it ended because I demanded it. Shepard, Yeah, lets go see who else is up.

@loganarias6441

10 жыл бұрын

I busted a gut! Enough said. :D

@Firestar4041

10 жыл бұрын

Move over James i hear Sovereign cooks some mean pancakes!

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@tywinlannister8015

6 жыл бұрын

Sovereign, harbinger of our destruction, how r u doin' buddy ?

@XRemARx

6 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah Anunnaki thats going to be my line

The comments made this view totally worth it.

@stevie_ily

8 жыл бұрын

I don't know which ones are funnier, the Grunt and Wrex, the Reapers, or the Anderson one.

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

+Demitrium Same

@skyfawkes7844

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the glorious humor of mass effect comment sections

@bossshun9

4 жыл бұрын

This makes it all worth it.

@irishspartanstudios

3 жыл бұрын

This. Is. True.

Now we know Garrus sleeps in his armor XD

@annoprofi4797

5 жыл бұрын

So he doesn't have to calibrate it again :D

@petarmilic9729

5 жыл бұрын

Seems he bangs in it too

@Robert399

5 жыл бұрын

Or Bioware can't be bothered to make alternative character models...

@sirshotty7689

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you know? All turians sleep in armor, got to be prepared at all times.

@Koenna99

Жыл бұрын

@@sirshotty7689 Considering how Garrus spent some of his time at the party, that makes sense lol

Shepard: "Hey, wow, look who's here" Thane: "Kalahria, lord of hunters, I ask forgiveness."

@the_infinexos

5 жыл бұрын

"C'mon, let's go see if anyone else has arisen from the dead overnight."

@user-uj7qn5px8g

4 жыл бұрын

@@the_infinexos "Shepard-Commander. I have comt to your party after memory backup."

@lenakingsleigh

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for that Thane comment lmao

@whisperingcrown591

4 жыл бұрын

Too soon

@digitaldeathsquid3448

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the Lord Of Hunters was Amonkira?

Garrus: "Yeah, I hung out a lot of places last night. Your upper body, your lower body ... pretty much all the parts in-between." Tali: "KEELAH I'M GOING TO THROW UP"

@Anvilshock

11 ай бұрын

Lower wards, near the bottom.

I can't stop laughing at Shepard's morning after with Javik XDDDD.

@chrisharris2415

9 жыл бұрын

Not. A. Word.

@xenobeast125

7 жыл бұрын

phantommangagirl Jarvik seduced her with some Sexy Human Mating Calls: Ugh Ugh Ugh Urgh Urgh!!

@yheralawha6921

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Swallow =[_]=. . . . =∆=. . . . =_=. . . . = =. . . . - - . . . . sad, but true

@zerrodefex

5 жыл бұрын

I love how it even has special music to go along with it.

@FreemanicParacusia

4 жыл бұрын

Old comment, but I could totally see him having just hopped in to troll her without anything happening.

For some reason, hearing Shep say "Hey. Wow. Look who's here" over and over got funnier over time.

@geoffrey111995

9 жыл бұрын

"Hey. Wow. Look who's here." -"Shepard-Commander."

@secretbaguette

Жыл бұрын

The fact there is no change even though they do it 28 times.

Garrus brought his "protection".

@TheStarcraftJACKAL

10 жыл бұрын

All three layers: kinetic barrier, armor...and the other one.

@EnthrallingBass140

10 жыл бұрын

Geth Shield Tech

@noblealbion

7 жыл бұрын

EnthrallingBass140 All perfectly calibrated

@bigpoop146

4 жыл бұрын

He has reach

@irishspartanstudios

3 жыл бұрын

Quite litteraly.

LOL everyone else is all 'oh hello dear I am so happy', Garrus is all 'damn I totes banged the Commander LOLZ'

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

Not Javik 😂

@irishspartanstudios

3 жыл бұрын

Most are, but more than a few aren't.

13 minutes of after-sex interactions. Well spent.

Romancing Thane makes waking up 1000x sadder.

@sethn5217

9 жыл бұрын

Meeper Creeper Fucking Kai Lang! he still had time!

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

+Seth ノートン At least their fight scene was bad ass

@Gurben

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. Whole team just standing there and not doing anything? So epic

@Dark_Voice

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gurben Not to mention that when Thane went to the Dantius tower - he saved the salarian engineers by sniping am merc's head off from afar. The only reason he didnt do that there is that he actually wanted to die.

Shepard: oof, what a night but look who's here... Thane: *leans in for a kiss* Kolyat: YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM SHEPARD

@Anvilshock

11 ай бұрын

Even Kolyat would know "you're" from "your".

@BlakeH..888_

22 күн бұрын

​@@AnvilshockHopefully they learned the difference in the last 7 years.

Shepard: Hey look who's up! Fem Shep: I was about to say that... Shepard: Come on... let's go see who's up.

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

I was just imagining that

@christineherrmann205

4 жыл бұрын

This was the perfect place to say "I should go."

@joserubenmendoza9570

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna put another like but 454 is my favorite number

@gamerguyraigh7473

4 жыл бұрын

OMG for a moment when FemShep was waking up with Kaiden, I thought that FluffyNinjaLlama had managed to do some remarkable editing. Then I was disappointed that it was only Kaiden...

@Edgelite306

4 жыл бұрын

Ever imagined fing yourself

Shepard: Wow, what a night but look who's here....... Everybody wakes up in the same room War Assets are over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@stevie_ily

8 жыл бұрын

We banged, ok? Every single one of us.

@biobeckerrr

7 жыл бұрын

Alotta war ASS sets there...

@Camelotsmoon

4 жыл бұрын

I was so sad I only got 8.1k war assets. I wanted to get over 9000; the reapers wouldn't have stood a chance.

@bossshun9

4 жыл бұрын

I knew that achievement was missing. Damn it.

@derfalke9178

3 жыл бұрын

@@Camelotsmoon I broke the counter. Mine went from 9999 to 0 so I needed to restart.

FemShep: Man what a night, but look who's here. Husk: GRAAAAAAAHHHH!

@AndarooPandrew17

5 жыл бұрын

The Kerminator I fucking spat cereal through my nose reading this 😂

@beicbd2766

4 жыл бұрын

The husk head from the Leviathan dlc?

@IndoctrinateHallucinate47

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Abruzzi LMFAO

@irishspartanstudios

3 жыл бұрын

"WT*!?!?"

@Doctor_Robert

3 жыл бұрын

Funnier than Harbinger. Thank you! XD

Shepard: Ugh, what a night. But look who's here... Jacob: Look at thiiiiiis...like sneaking into the captains quarters... Shepard: oh god Jacob: Heavy risk, but the priiiiiize.

@coffeepoweredkatie6290

7 жыл бұрын

...My eyes..They're bleeding lol

@livdolllover22445

7 жыл бұрын

Albert Wesker I can't believe

@Sohalia06

6 жыл бұрын

CHRIST xD

Okay, tali waking up with her suit, I can understand. But garrus waking up in full armor after an implied night of wild sex ? What in the fuck

@SethTheArcanine

10 жыл бұрын

At least he had protection. (Don't hit me.)

@DaOS159

10 жыл бұрын

lol

@brigadier-tc8565

Жыл бұрын

Shepard: It was just a dream... Garrus: Shepard! Shepard: Nooo-!

@agreeable8255

Жыл бұрын

@@brigadier-tc8565 Im Garrus Vakarien and this is my rectom

@brigadier-tc8565

Жыл бұрын

@@agreeable8255 OH SHIIIT! I could never bring myself to do that

Femshep: "What a night...but look who's here." Wrex: "You can say that again." Femshep: "Huh!?" Wrex: "Word of advice: you'll be walking funny for a little while. Heh Heh heh."

@rvbarbynchief3028

8 жыл бұрын

😂

@89BlackGatomon

7 жыл бұрын

That would be priceless ;D

@thegamingdeku

7 жыл бұрын

Carter Heer is that a reference to Iron bull?

@sekai9906

7 жыл бұрын

Carter Heer Maleshep would be funnier

@zacharymeyer4669

4 жыл бұрын

I wish that was possible lol

Shepard: Hey. Wow. Look who's he-- WHAT?! Wrex: Shepard. Shepard: I should go.

Shepard: Good morning... So... that's why they call you "Grunt." Grunt: Heh heh heh...

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@disappointment7463

5 жыл бұрын

Hate to think that he's technically less than a year old.

@jordanloveall

5 жыл бұрын

@@disappointment7463 why dont you take a seat

@RainbowEssence-c3w

2 жыл бұрын

Tbf Steve Blum has a voice that makes ovaries explode lol. Wouldn't wanna romance Grunt though, ew, that's like incest! Grunt is my precious baby Krogan! Still a hilarious comment though.

@ladyserenegrace18

11 ай бұрын

Dude grunt is the murder baby you pedo

Let's all appreciate how healthy MShep's and Jack's relationship seems, just oozing with care, positive affirmation and friendly banter! Also very touching to see Jack being so happy :)

I died when female Shepard was so disappointed that she had sex with Javik. xD

@theawesomeman5391

7 жыл бұрын

disappointed i think is and under statement

@Romczy

4 жыл бұрын

Well he didn't do it for 50k years. Have some understanding

@bossshun9

4 жыл бұрын

Oh come on, lol. But now that I think of it, yeah. Javik killed it.

@scienceh.4621

4 жыл бұрын

@@bossshun9 imagine finding the last of a died out race and bang him :D

@colshotlp9692

4 жыл бұрын

I ended up there and she have a Garrus romance guess what Garrus said at the Normandy... Fem shep : *wants to talk to Garrus* Garrus: :Not NOW!

"Oof what a night, but look who's here...." "Siha, I am always with you...."

@SmokeRodent

8 жыл бұрын

***** I miss him..... T.T

@mezzki1

8 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, do I cry!

@ItsBocephus

7 жыл бұрын

Who was this

@bethanyrangel9779

7 жыл бұрын

IF ONLY

@ricardovaldes3110

7 жыл бұрын

OMG :,(

lol he kissed tali's helmet

@hushthebow9472

8 жыл бұрын

who wouldnt tho

@sigismunddorn4617

8 жыл бұрын

+Jaxon Sutton ya who

@DrAnimePhD

8 жыл бұрын

Of course he would. Tali is best girl.

@sandrogamer30018

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the nerve-stim pro deluxe edition xD.

@irishspartanstudios

3 жыл бұрын

@@hushthebow9472 Agreed! What else you gonna do?

Shepard: “Ugh what a night, but look whose here…” Garrus: “Shepard I genuinely don’t know how to take this thing off I’ve been wearing this same armor since I put it on 15 years ago and I honestly think it’s melded to my body at this point” Shepard: “Come on, let’s go see if anyone else is up”

@nekorei2023

7 ай бұрын

Idk if i should cry or laugh

Tali: Who put my suit back on? Shepard: Um you did Tali:... Shepard: You were very drunk

@117Orton

10 жыл бұрын

You drunk too? :p

@mr.arachnid4157

10 жыл бұрын

Peter Parker Hey! A superhero I am making called the Emerald Spider. (basically the Spider-man/Spider-woman of the Mass Effect universe)(I have not decided if the Em. Spider going to be male or female yet.) I already have a preset story, the Em. Spider's father (which I will call "The Sergeant" was a war hero of a few interdimensional wars, and the mother (Mayla) is the daughter of Commander Shepard and Tali Zorah. They are both hybrids. The Sergeant was human, but became a hybrid because of a mishap with ancient tech. Hybrids are superior in many respects, but have weaknesses of their own. The males have the strength of 3 people and the speed of 2. The females have the strength of 2 people and the speed of 3. They are also immune to all dextro and levo based sickness and disease. Plus they can turn radiation into any type of energy they need/want. However their strength is derived from the radiation they absorb, however they cannot let their radiation levels get too low or too high or it could kill them. Because of a serum that the Em. Spider took, blocked out most of his/her energy making abilities, but did give him/her other advantages. Now imagine the proportionate strength and speed of a spider with the hybrids strength and speed multipliers, enhanced sight and hearing (to make up for lack of spider sense), and his suit makes up for the rest of his powers. Now the radiation he/she can absorb is unlimited and is no longer in danger if radiation levels gets too high or too low, but the only energies they can make now are bioelectric shock and a healing energy (like in Skyrim), but if radiation runs out he/she cannot make these energies. The suit that the Em. Spider wears (that is primarily colored black and secondarily colored green) has some things different compared to Spider-Man. For one hardlight web shooters (and they can retract the web lines if needed), web grenades based on the original web formula, an extendable/retractable web cape to glide (should he/she need to) a grapple if webs run out, tactical vision, and the suit allows the user to climb walls. The suit is also self-repairing and can treat the users injuries to an extent. The Em. Spider's motivation is that he/she will want to to try to do better than their father, mother, and grandfather by showing that you can take down the bad guys without killing them. Oh and like his father he has trained with Batman and Spider-Man. What do you think? Anyone can respond to this.

@117Orton

9 жыл бұрын

Mr. Arachnid is it a story your making?

@mr.arachnid4157

9 жыл бұрын

Peter Parker More like a continuation of a story I already made that focused on "The Sergeant", but will now be focusing on one of his children.

@117Orton

9 жыл бұрын

Mr. Arachnid nice man :)

Shepard: Hey look who's up! Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL Shepard: Come on, let's go see who up.

@Venom1846

10 жыл бұрын

Shepard: Hey, look who's up! Legion: We are forming a consensus, please return later.

@RUdigitized

10 жыл бұрын

Shepard: Well, look who's here... Husk: AAAAGHAOSDJFOWEKL Shepard: Come on... Let's see who else is up...

@Firestar4041

10 жыл бұрын

Shepard: Well, look who's here. TIM: We'll stay in touch . . . Shepard. Shepard: ... Let's see who else is up...

@lederpinator843

10 жыл бұрын

Shepard: Hey, lookmwho's up Mordin: Agh, Shepard, excellent timing! Hormones right now at its highest peak. Ready for another one? Shepard: Come on, let's see if anyones up.

@Tuberuser187

10 жыл бұрын

Shepard: Hey look who's here! Grunt: Heh heh heh! Shepard: Come on lets see who else is up.

11:50 I love how the music just changes suddenly and you can tell right away the game is about to troll you.

D'Oh, I was waiting for:- Shepard: hey wow look who's here, how do you feel Legion? Geth Prime: We are not Legion.

@FoxHound-ut1hu

3 жыл бұрын

This hurts far more than I was expecting

@Haggispk

3 жыл бұрын

Shephard: *starts crying "JUST GO, LEAVE!"

hahahahahahahahahahah javik - hum it turns out there is one thing primitive are good at. shepard - not a word

@chesterleierer6196

6 жыл бұрын

The whole DLC price was worth it just to have this interaction

@mereenbeanz

6 жыл бұрын

I accidentally got that on my first Mass effect playthrough and I started panicking and I didn't stop for about three days. My dad doesn't let me have in-game romances, and I thought I would get in trouble. And thus I never spoke to Javik again .

@Kite2554

6 жыл бұрын

Gabrielle Bénard Yeah! Funny, right?!

@sandrols7

5 жыл бұрын

meanwhile, Kasumi is sitting in the chair, wathcing... recording...

@vladromanenko18

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandrols7 ... rewatching

I'm just imagining Jennifer Hale and Mark Meer standing in the recording booth saying these lines while the other VAs just walk in and out.

Shepherd: What a night, and look whose here! Hanar: This One enjoyed the cross-species sexual encounter. This One was hailing the Enkindlers! This One would also recommend you access a local clinic as you might be contaminated!

@dalton411970

6 жыл бұрын

Blake Eb All the tentacles

@colshotlp9692

4 жыл бұрын

They made a Action Movie with a Hanar in the lead AS A SPECTER (my favorite scene when Shepard fight with him XD)

@sigheyeroll

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, a hanar spends the night with Shepard and doesn't even share it's Soul Name? Coooold.

@Anonie324

Жыл бұрын

​@@sigheyeroll I'm glad someone beat me to making that point hahaha

I wish there was one where like Femshep and Miranda wake up together and freak out. Lol

I wanted to see one where Fem Shep woke up between Grunt and Wrex... And she was just staring at the camera in complete shock.

@dethbreth8

10 жыл бұрын

Both: Shepard.

@airraidband

9 жыл бұрын

Male Shepard would be even funnier.

@89BlackGatomon

7 жыл бұрын

GENIUS!

@89BlackGatomon

7 жыл бұрын

PRICELESS!!!

@geraintwd

2 жыл бұрын

Funnier would be femshep looking like the cat that got the cream (two quad's worth) and Grunt and Wrex are lying there stunned like WTH just happened

It makes NO SENSE that half these guys are still in their armor... it looks seriously uncomfortable.

@stevewatson125

9 жыл бұрын

Don't knock it till you try it.

@Rzulf4

9 жыл бұрын

Nevi234 the best thing is that most of squad members have formalwear, they could just do a palette swap of this to make a casual wear for the guys, and it would look much more comfortable. (also, imagine garrus in normandy logo shirt :) )

@360firedevil

9 жыл бұрын

Nevi234 I think Miranda was the only one who was comfortable. and maybe Tail because she must be use to sleeping in her suit unless she sleeps in something else.

@jacobgordon9447

9 жыл бұрын

we'll bang okay NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE TOOK THE NAMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

@gdttdeggegdh5471

8 жыл бұрын

+we'll bang okay your name is relevant

Shepard: Oof, what a night... good thing we took the time to strap all of our clothes back on, perfectly, while nearly blackout intoxicated, so that no one who happens to be looking at us right now will have a minor heart attack over seeing us half-naked. I mean, come on, honey. I can't sleep without my combat boots keeping my feet warm. No, I will not stop kicking you. Come on. Let's see if anyone else is dressed-- er, up.

@Fektthis

8 жыл бұрын

+Mel Thorn at least it was lamp shaded by Tali.

@Knollock

8 жыл бұрын

And Tali might be the ONLY character who has an excuse to get dressed afterwards.

@firefox3249

8 жыл бұрын

What can I say? Shepard got dem skillz

@IllusivePrime

8 жыл бұрын

+Commander Shepard How was Javik? :D

@firefox3249

8 жыл бұрын

Illusive Prime He used the wrong hole... x_x

Sheppard's reaction to Javik is utterly priceless.

Shepard: Wow, what a night. And look who's here. Legion: Shepard-commander.

Shepard: Ugh, what a night, but look who's here . . . NO WAI- Harbinger: *ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. DO NOT RESIST. SUBMIT NOW, SHEPARD. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.* **Critical Mission Failure**

@Kanerudo

4 жыл бұрын

Well, in theory, Shep/Harbinger is even possible XD All thanks to assuming direct controll over someone. And yes, the double “l“ in “control“ was intended;-) EDI proofed that A.I.s are trolls^^

@irishspartanstudios

3 жыл бұрын

That should have like... A .1% chance of happening!

@samuelthegreatoo

3 жыл бұрын

Joker: Commander? You u- *Harbringer is tied up and Femshep is in dominatrix gear* Femshep: WHO’ ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL NOW?! Joker: *Slowly closes door*

@scope40k

3 жыл бұрын

Just a random guy using the "heresy" stamp that I created more than 10 years ago? Worth a like.

@rosenti

2 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious.

"Oof, what a night. But look who's here." "You did good, child. You did good. I'm proud of you."

@jamesligonjr6143

9 жыл бұрын

kirikakirikakirika This is the best.... and worst comment

@kirikakirikakirika

9 жыл бұрын

James Ligon Jr Lol, I know. ;P

@elikay1900

9 жыл бұрын

kirikakirikakirika by the godess, that is by far the most creepy one.

@goofusdestroyerofworlds9504

9 жыл бұрын

kirikakirikakirika safeword! Now I can't unthink it! AAAAAAAH

@stevie_ily

8 жыл бұрын

I'm going to hell for laughing at this, aren't I?

javik's music is just fantastic ahahahah NOT A WORD

Shepard:Oof what a night, but look who's... i need a girl friend

A: Shepard waking up alone is kinda sad. B: I love how the music changes with Javik compared to the others.

Surprised someone hasn't made a Shepard wakes up with Shepard. Male with Female Version)

@cmndr_superglue

9 жыл бұрын

Alternate end to citadel dlc shepard wakes up with his/her clone.

@ChaosWolf1982

9 жыл бұрын

deltaspartan122 I approve of hot clone sex.

@sethn5217

9 жыл бұрын

deltaspartan122 Does that count as homosexual or Masterbation?

@UchihaUsagi

9 жыл бұрын

***** Lets not think do much on it and also don't ever get into anime/kingdom hearts fandom it sometimes makes you go 'what do they call it' and have huge and long debated about it. Like the whole Sora/Roxas sex debate.

@RollerbladeCat

7 жыл бұрын

I'm always down to bone my clone

Kaidan's line, "Why don't you scoot a little closer and find out." Wow that made me giggle.

Methinks a better title for this is 28 days of Shepard - a typical month in Anderson's old Apartment.

Zaeed:.. You're a woman of many talents, Shepard. Femshep: Not. A. Word.

12:13 - didn't have any idea Kasumi was romance option all this time...

@tix2260

3 жыл бұрын

Neither did I

@Poko14

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@Summon256

2 жыл бұрын

@@Poko14 Kasumi likes to poke around in Stealth mode 90% of the time...get it now?...

@Poko14

2 жыл бұрын

@@Summon256 oohh so she's supposed to be invisible there?

@axelnilsson5124

5 ай бұрын

@@Poko14no she’s not actually there

Shepard: Hey. Wow. Looks who's here. How do you feel? Javik: I Always like throwing things in your airlock

How can Garrus be so awkward and yet so smooth?

@noblealbion

7 жыл бұрын

Organic Fantasy calibrations

FemShep: What a night ... but look who's here? MaleShep: What a night... but look who's here? Colonel Campbell: TIME PARADOX!

@EverythingNerdifying

7 жыл бұрын

TheWe1c0meMatt I think that takes "go fuck yourself" to a whole new level...

@CamaroZ-tc1ff

4 жыл бұрын

shid bro they didn't understand the future better

@dragonknight6972

3 жыл бұрын

i think one of them stole mikes time machine

@aiosquadron

3 жыл бұрын

Daniels: Timeline change IMMENIENT!

@Dark_Voice

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, it would be do damn great if you could import your female Shep and the "clone" would be the female Shep and you as your male Shep could romance your female Shep if you spared her at the end of the DLC. That would have been amazing.

The music started to get REALLY annoying pretty quickly...

Did Garrus have sex, get up, put his armor BACK on, and then return to bed and sleep in it?

@danielrodriguez197

9 жыл бұрын

Your guess is as good as mine

@darkpaladin.

9 жыл бұрын

The armor is his cloths :P

@victorgz2907

9 жыл бұрын

***** There's one only answer: Emergency Induction Port.

@FastestLifeform

9 жыл бұрын

Everyone did that apparently

@shadowslayer2929

4 ай бұрын

​@@victorgz2907Garrus: yeah sounds about right I calibrated that for my girlfriend alll night

Oh shit! Fem Shep and the Prothean?! Lmao! "Not...A...Word." Wonder what happened! XD Wish there was one with Samara. :)

@sethnet1022

10 жыл бұрын

I know! When I saw the one with Javik I nearly busted a gut. Was just like: "no....she didn't...ahahahahahah!"

@LadyButerflly

10 жыл бұрын

Seth Krist how can I fix that? How to be with Kaidan, not with Javik ?!!! How that hapend any ways ? O.o

@sethnet1022

10 жыл бұрын

Think it's the default if you don't flirt/romance with anyone else. Just romance Kaiden and invite him to the party and all should be fine.

@LadyButerflly

10 жыл бұрын

Seth Krist noo.. I romansed Kaidan ,and only him from ME1 till ME3. And we got together and everything, and he was on the party , but still I woke up with Javik O.o I was like WTF ?! What did I do, WHY ??? :DDD

@jbOiization

10 жыл бұрын

Mary Ann In the very beginning of the game, when Kaidan is in hospital. You need to buy him the bottle of whisky from the Sirrta Supplies vendor in the hospital lobby and give it to him during the visit when he wakes up. That will open up the romance. Make sure to visit him every time he mails you.

“What a night. But look who’s here...” “You just broke the one rule, Shepard. But I’ll let it slide.”

Javic's wake-up is the best.

Cortez has such bright shiny teeth. He must be using Trynor's toothbrush. XD

Shepard: Ugh, what a night! But look who's here. Grunt: I tried sleeping on the couch, but I got scared.

@therealgrayham206

7 ай бұрын

I wish this was one, it be so cute to see Shepard’s son there with them

1:07 was the best. The romantic background music when Tali says "Keelah... I'm going to be so sick" was priceless.

Ugh what a night but look who's here This is an outrage the council shall hear of this Shepard Let's see if anyone else is up

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

GODDAMMIT UDINA 😂

Shepard: Hey look who is up! Reaper: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Shepard: Come on, let's go see who up.

@stevie_ily

8 жыл бұрын

You just knocked me out of my chair... Bravo

@the_infinexos

8 жыл бұрын

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHINGG

javiks wake up scene was classic

@Middlefingestudios1

10 жыл бұрын

the music was even funnier XD

@Doc_Aspy

3 жыл бұрын

Finally played the trilogy about a month ago and Javik's was the result the first playthrough and I about died laughing. It kind of made up for losing Mordin.

I always thought garrus was the ultimate ladies man.

@sethnet1022

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Yet he's so awkward, I love it.