Once upon a time, there was a very ugly Shepard. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

@phantom12246

7 жыл бұрын

xD

@lesliethwing2214

7 жыл бұрын

lmfao, as the French say

@miltongeorgina

7 жыл бұрын

Lmfao as ugly as he was stupid.

@olympe1996

7 жыл бұрын

hi Georgina :D again hahaha

@hovnaruvraj

7 жыл бұрын

I guess in this case it's safe to judge the book by its cover.

This is what Shepard looks like when the Illusive Man spent 4000 credits instead of 4000000000

@Free_Palestine_419

4 жыл бұрын

4000!? Way to much still more like 4 credits!

@MrH347

4 жыл бұрын

you get what you paid for i suppose,

@NormalCardBoardBoxes

4 жыл бұрын

Illusive Man-“Hmm....maybe I should have bought the upgraded version....”

@brodienolan9906

3 жыл бұрын

Ariel Milachay XD

@TheBooban

3 жыл бұрын

Some players like to make their avatar look like themselves

Mass Effect 3: Joker saves the galaxy with his friends: Conrad Verner, Blasto the Hanar Spectre, Niftu Cal the Biotic God and Veetor the Agorafobia Quarian. Liara T'Soni is their nanny.

@jesusofbullets

3 жыл бұрын

You joke, but I'd honestly pay to play that. Niftu Cal overestimating himself ever encounter and occasionally doing some actual badass stuff would be beyond comical, as you wouldn't know if he was actually capable or just being an idiot.

@GandalfOfRivia

3 жыл бұрын

@Genaro Scala That was Niftu Cal, he was in ME2

@Radeo

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Kaidan or Ashley. Also Kasumi lives...as apparently I commented in this video 10 years ago....

@thefoochie2118

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, what happens if you go from this ending to mass effect 3?

@dustinswatsons9150

3 жыл бұрын

@@thefoochie2118 I would like to know as well

I fuckin died laughing when Shepard was giving his final speech to all of 2 people

@lennysummers6672

2 жыл бұрын

That is pretty funny

@waltonkromer2702

2 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine zaeed and mordin just look to one another once sheperd's squad is out of earshot. Zaeed: "We're gonna godamn die here aren't we?" Mordin: "Likelihood of our deaths, *inhales deeply before sighing*, undeniably certain." Zaeed: "Shit."

@shrekislove662

2 жыл бұрын

There was literally 1 person infront of him when I got this ending it was funny as fuck

@hagrid1123

2 жыл бұрын

@@waltonkromer2702 lmao

@usane1194

2 жыл бұрын

@@waltonkromer2702 😆

When an NPC has to carry on the mission for you, because you failed your job.

@runeboyz7

8 жыл бұрын

ouch lol

@DamonFyrian

8 жыл бұрын

You have to admit, he's badass for a crippled NPC, though.

@JustLooseMe

8 жыл бұрын

mhhh too bad that you don´t play as Joker in Mass Effect 3 after failing that hard xD

@NightRanger089

8 жыл бұрын

Technically he was playable at that one part. Probably Commander Jeff Shepard in ME3 hahaha

@davidvondoom2853

7 жыл бұрын

Oh ya.. you get to play as him, briefly, when the ship is taken over by the collectors. Forgot about that. lol

Getting this ending should be followed up by a message from the developers personally insulting the player for being so unbelievably terrible.

@creaturerx6087

8 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha

@hhds113

7 жыл бұрын

Message follows: "Bioware would like to thank you for playing Mass Effect 2. However, due to the ending of this sequence we ask the player to never again play one of our games as you have went on a mass killing spree on your team. Please do not attempt to play Mass Effect 3 as you level of experience is that of a rock. Again thank you for playing Mass Effect 2 and we are not looking to see you, the player, in the future."

@Labyethan

7 жыл бұрын

+hhds113 I like it but damn that's harsh.

@lesliethwing2214

7 жыл бұрын

+hhds113 lmfao

@Whoami691

7 жыл бұрын

"Dear Player, it took us over 2 years to develop a game which, we feel, was an unwavering success. Positive feedback from the community has reiterated this on several occasions and we feel that we have upheld the standard you come to expect from us to it's highest degree. However we must inform you that if you are seeing this message, that 2+ years of hard work and dedication were completely wasted because you, the player, we so abysmally bad, you actually make us regret making this game. Next time we suggest using your hands to play the game, rather than your face. It makes the gaming experience we hope to provide far more enjoyable. Thank you for trying, but we suggest you practice with Hello Kitty before attempting to play this game again. All the best, The BioWare Team."

6:32 This looks like Miranda survived but then she saw Shepard and thought "Oh my God, not this guy again..." and then she gave up.

@yimeizi2648

2 жыл бұрын

You know what, nope

@hagrid1123

2 жыл бұрын

I’m dead

@Kwiwiwiwi

2 жыл бұрын

With a Shepard like that, I would’ve given too

@darkhero2114

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao.

@bodybuildinglegendo

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Shepard: „Jacob close the door“ Jacob: „Its jammed“ rocket hits jacob in the face Shepard: „NOOO - that was our tech specialist!“ Samara: „What now Shepard?“ Shepard: „Grunt, you are our new tech specialist. Tali, you take Jacobs Assault rifle“

@TOONYBOY

2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin' mood

@joelbasham6546

2 жыл бұрын

This is great

@MathewWWeaver

2 жыл бұрын

Man the comments on this video are killing me worse than this player did his squad

@zalabit927

Жыл бұрын

Shepard: Mordin, you're our biotic shield. Mordin: But i don't- Shepard: *Points a gun at him* I said, you're our biotic shield...

@Predator23321

Жыл бұрын

why the fuck is everyone in this comment section a fucking grade A comedian

Haha. no wonder everyone died. That Shepard looked dead before the mission ever started.

@bodybuildinglegendo

8 жыл бұрын

lol 😂

@hhds113

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!

@Subject64

7 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭💀

@ethereallocus

7 жыл бұрын

he should go

@Psyware

7 жыл бұрын

Right, cool shepard you've made

This video is extremely funny to me for several reasons: 1. Sheppard is a coked-up Mr. Clean. He is so ugly that the team decided to kill themselves 2. Getting this ending is extremely hard so it would be unimaginable to think that there is somebody out there who got this ending by playing for real 3. he makes the absolute worst choices and the entire team in the game agrees with him 4. Sheppard giving motivational speeches while looking like he has cancer 5. Sheppard giving motivational speeches to only 2 people that are left alive 6. Those 2 people dying immediately after the speech 7. The entire dialogue hints that most of them will survive 8. Joker ends up the only one alive 9. The developers actually made this ending with Joker being the only one alive 10. The game implies that Joker will be the one to stop the Reapers

@scofield1154

6 жыл бұрын

Also I found a great booty shot of Miranda in this video

@swagmazta2767

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHAHA

@ladylucidity1954

5 жыл бұрын

#10 - hey now, he may be useless in a physical fight, but with EDI and the Normandy in his hands, Joker is one scary badass cripple xD

@t.mcgarry4

5 жыл бұрын

@@scofield1154 every booty shot of Miranda is great let's be honest here. She is fiiine af

@scofield1154

5 жыл бұрын

@@t.mcgarry4 Genetically modified to be perfect in all the right places. Must have been weird for the dad.

Illusive Man: "I will never financially recover from this..."

@NathanDav42

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t care if this is dated, it is brilliant.

Shepard: Is Ugly Collector: I want every gun we have to fire on that man

@matguimond92

3 жыл бұрын

1:40

@prismanic24

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@obijuanquenobi1911

2 жыл бұрын

If he survived, the Reapers would cancel their harvest because of that face

@stoneythegamer

2 жыл бұрын

Creasing 😂😂😂😂😂

@spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786

Жыл бұрын

MORE!!

If Shepard had missed the jump then this ending would have been perfect

@JacklostYedmore

5 жыл бұрын

Lol imagine Shepard slipping just as he was about to jump and screams as he fall

@aeroripper

5 жыл бұрын

Or because of incompetence he misjudges the jump so badly he only goes a few feet off the edge and misses the ship by a mile as he falls to his death dramatically.

@JacklostYedmore

5 жыл бұрын

Or he jumps so high that he jumps over it and hits the wall :P

@enzocabrera2384

5 жыл бұрын

Like Bart Simpsons

@aeroripper

5 жыл бұрын

@@enzocabrera2384 lol well homer but ya

The developers made this ending specially for players who designed their Sheperd like this

@orkun3848

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed a bit too much to this lol you're a LEGEND!

@donnydonzilla9237

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 effing dead !!

@truewhissan

3 жыл бұрын

Why is this true?

@princeofdatny

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaahahahahahaha this needs more comments

@halkeye20

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of boba in the mandalorian

Mordin: "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it right."

@pmarreck

2 жыл бұрын

I’M DEAD but so is everyone so

Joker: "Everybody hold on. This is going to get ugly." Shepard: "Low blow man."

@Swordsoulreaver

Жыл бұрын

That's why shepard decided to get everybody killed, to spite joker.

@thefogg

6 ай бұрын

"... And I took that personally!"

The face palming illusive man in the thumbnail sums up this ending perfectly.

@NovemberBSierra

7 жыл бұрын

"You disappoint me."

@Dustz92

7 жыл бұрын

"Be careful, Shepard"

@basileus1092

7 жыл бұрын

Good ideas are overrated.

@SCUExeCutoR

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought too.

@spookhy699

7 жыл бұрын

"I've wasted SO MANY MILLIONS resurrecting this project, and he goes and kills his entire crew."

“We couldn’t bring shepherd back so we implanted his memories in some crackhead we found in the street. It should work just fine” *results in the biggest bruh moment in gaming history*

@chris-tm8ok

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit! This comment kills me😂

@Wardz31

5 жыл бұрын

I'm fuckin dying! Lol.

@misterl1668

5 жыл бұрын

We can rebuild him. We have the parts. But I don't want to spend a lot of money.

@mrcopycat2355

5 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahaha Goddammit I cant breathe

@nicholasjohnson8191

5 жыл бұрын

This shit had me rolling

This shepard clearly chose the sole survivor origin, and thought it was so fun the first time he did it again

@EpicGamer-gw4sw

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ln2435

2 жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my coffee

@mattwordsworth9825

Жыл бұрын

Technically he isn't the only survivor

The way this Shepherd just says all of the most ruthless and cocky things all the while failing miserably is endlessly entertaining.

@GrindyVine

Жыл бұрын

And hilarious in some way

Seeing Tali and Garrus die is too painful for me.

@deisi1569

7 жыл бұрын

i cant see my waifu dying

@bossmugga1

7 жыл бұрын

I always chose Garrus and Tali for every team mission, they are the most useful.

@PerfectAlibi1

7 жыл бұрын

I can't see Legion dying either. :( He's as adorable as Tali! ^^

@alizabellecreed7671

7 жыл бұрын

Ano Niem they die if you don't complete their personal mission

@PerfectAlibi1

7 жыл бұрын

Alizabelle creed They have a CHANCE of dying, you might still get lucky.

His speech right before the attack: "I'm commander Shepard, welcome to Jackass"

@kszyfy984

4 жыл бұрын

You made my day

@HighKicks2yaTeef

4 жыл бұрын

Not jackass 😭😂

@aniaugus

4 жыл бұрын

this comment is gold xD

@JaxValentine

4 жыл бұрын

I’m dying faster than the crew of Normandy

@arnabpaul1772

3 жыл бұрын

Shitfuckery would be more apt... Courtesy the australien govt

When the camera has to pan to encompass all of the coffins you've created, you might have done it wrong.

@GideonAdams

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaaaaooooo

@darkhero2114

2 жыл бұрын

Well, damn. Lol.

Whoa Shepard really prepared for this suicide mission. I mean look at those coffins, just the right amount.

@darkhero2114

2 жыл бұрын

That's Commander Shepard to you. Lol.

@moonasha

Жыл бұрын

what i want to know is, how did all those bodies get on board again, lol? Did joker hobble over there and drag them all back with his f'd up legs?

@Horny_Fruit_Flies

9 ай бұрын

​​@@moonashaThe coffins are probably empty except for the crew who died on the ship. They're symbolic. Sometimes you can't retrieve the body but still do the funeral.

@deputy2421

8 ай бұрын

@@Horny_Fruit_Flies yea. everyone know this except moonasha :d

@KopperNeoman

7 ай бұрын

Given everything else, it wouldn't be surprising if they were for recruiting vampires.

With Mr. Clean now dead, now begins the story of Commander Joker.

@hoopsonwheels

8 жыл бұрын

I'm commander joker and this is my favorite comment on KZread

@PerfectAlibi1

8 жыл бұрын

+Extreme Tutorials That's still Commander Clean to you :P

@XTrollxArchX

8 жыл бұрын

***** Nope, his name is still Mr. Clean, my box of magic sponges say so.

@PerfectAlibi1

8 жыл бұрын

Extreme Tutorials In this game it's Commander Clean =P

@justin-ls5yc

7 жыл бұрын

i wish he had survived, I did love his commercials, even if he did look like he was coked-up

*Starts mass effect 3* "Critical mission failure"

@dzikripratama3776

4 жыл бұрын

Automatic victory for the Reapers

@LamethDaveth

4 жыл бұрын

@@dzikripratama3776 what actually happens if you import a shepard with this ending? Is it allowed?

@dzikripratama3776

4 жыл бұрын

@@LamethDaveth you cant start ME3 with this ending. The game force you to create a new character instead...

@PerfectAlibi1

4 жыл бұрын

Start of ME3, we follow the adventures of Joker. XD

@tomdetroit01

4 жыл бұрын

@@dzikripratama3776 so this actually can happen, wow

The Illusive Man falls into his chair with a heavy sigh. Perpetual cigarette in hand, he brings it to his lips and takes a drag, blinking back wisps of smoke that cloud his vision. Four billion credits. Anadius broils and froths before him, indifferent to the inevitable plight of humanity. Four billion credits shot to hell. He can feel the beginnings of a headache forming behind his eyes; he absently rubs his brow and takes another pull. “Man, what the fuck.”

@Person_two

2 жыл бұрын

Minutes pass, The Illusive Man staring into the dying star, seeking advice that it could not give. Tapping ash into the ever filling tray at his side, he motions his hands. The floating orange holograms quickly arrange themselves into a security feed, revealing an empty room save for a single large capsule. A slight pause. He had never expected to even need the clone for replacement parts, let alone use it as a replacement for the original. But desperate times call for desperate measures. Taking another heavy drag of the slowly dying cigarette, he presses a finger to one of the glowing buttons. The capsule opens, slowly revealing the body of a well muscled man. He slumps to the floor, likely still recovering from such a sudden release. The Illusive Man takes a look at Lawson’s glorified organ farm, before his eyes slowly go wide. Slumped on the floor he saw a man who would not look out of place in early 21st century media. With his strong jaw, clean buzz cut, and slight scarring, he looked the very definition of a soldier. In that moment, The Illusive Man’s eye twitched. He dropped his now dull cigarette as the realization set in. They had been using the wrong Shepard. “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT LAWSON!”

@denisa_the_jedi

2 жыл бұрын

I'm d e a d 🤣

@kevinscott3047

2 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes😂

@TheLittleVirus

2 жыл бұрын

You two should write a comedy book of Mass Effect short stories together. That was fuckin fantastic.

@beakedmonk3981

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a CEO after a *very* rough day at a casino 😂

"Be careful, Shepard." Narrator: "But he wasn't"

@samulimoisio720

2 жыл бұрын

And the narrator is Morgan Freeman

I fucking LOVE how the final scene implies Joker's going to take on the reaper threat all by himself.

@685eric685

8 жыл бұрын

Makes me wish for a Mass Effect 3 update that allowed the player to play as Joker.

@janisir4529

8 жыл бұрын

+685eric685 First mission: He breaks his legs, and dies. The end.

@685eric685

8 жыл бұрын

Jani SIr Hey, no hating the pilot of the Normandy!

@janisir4529

8 жыл бұрын

685eric685 It's true...

@oilerfan871

8 жыл бұрын

+Tiger66261 Bioware should do a dlc like in Dragon Age Origins where the Warden dies and Alistair takes but with Joker. He's the perfect underdog

Shepherd: They killed our crew, our friends. They think we’re helpless; *they’re right.*

@zalabit927

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jomnix

3 жыл бұрын

Not really: yes, shepard died, but he killed the collectors nonetheless.

@MrArbeter

3 жыл бұрын

i wanted to press like but i dont want to ruin number of the beast

@Pat4ever.

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrArbeter too late

@user-se4tl2xj2c

3 жыл бұрын

My biggest mistake was to scroll down the comments while drinking tea - this one just got me choked up a little bit from laughter.

“This is gonna get ugly..” *looks straight at hideous custom shepard*

Whilst this whole thing is throughly depressing, the ending is actually quite Heroic. Joker, despite being a crippled and by no means a Leader, refuses to give up and fully intends on taking the Reapers head-on. Just because it's what Shepard would have done. If He didn't die like a rube.

@hagrid1123

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@thenovicewhispers

2 жыл бұрын

Joker should just stay home because he is hilariously underqualified for that. We just witnessed what happens when a fool tries to take on a more powerful enemy lmao. Joker needs to run and not look back

I didn't even know it was possible to fuck up so much ......

@phantom12246

7 жыл бұрын

:D

@zerol19u1d5

7 жыл бұрын

j

@Glyvenator

7 жыл бұрын

You have to work at it.

@Sython6

7 жыл бұрын

it sucked that it was so hard to actually fail on this game.

@ksad96

7 жыл бұрын

Depends how you mean by fail. Any casualty among your team means that next game, all their scenes are gone. Permanently. Any loyalty missions you don't do, even if they survive the suicide mission, they will likely die in Mass Effect 3. If you want to keep everyone alive through this war, you can slip up very quickly without realizing it, choosing the wrong dialogue to defuse Miranda and Jack, not getting enough support with Legion and Tali to make peace between both sides... There's probably more I forgot, but that's enough of an example to show how easy it is to suddenly have someone die permanently due to a choice you made hours ago, or even in a previous game!

We can now see that the Lazarus project was a failure. Shepard is so hideous looking that his whole crew chose death.

@JurassicDavidy

7 жыл бұрын

Main goal of the suicide mission

@cptnickk7462

7 жыл бұрын

Nope it wasn't. You forget that they made a clone out of the original Shepard ;)

@Balmung35

7 жыл бұрын

"We can rebuild him. We have the technology. Just not that much money."

@arminosas

7 жыл бұрын

+Balmung35 *cue Indian track* WAIT, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN The man who was banished??

@JUP1TER.

7 жыл бұрын

omfgggg 😂

The idea of creating a crystal meth Shepard is comedic genius.

@HeadhuntetHCHooligan

3 жыл бұрын

It was the crack 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♂🤦🏼‍♂🤷🏻‍♂🤷🏻‍♂🤷🏻‍♂ he was out of this world. His mind 😂😂😂

@Shivam_6821

2 жыл бұрын

Red sand

@obijuanquenobi1911

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone else came to stop the Collectors, Shepard came just to steal their Reaper enhanced red sand

@dreamcanvas5321

2 жыл бұрын

This is the moment Shepard became Heisenberg.

@merpleberg

Жыл бұрын

@@dreamcanvas5321 I am not in danger Ashley, I am the danger!

I wish the game would have let you try and pick Grunt to be the specialist, only for him to immediately get stuck in the vent.

@tlotpwist3417

7 ай бұрын

"At least Garrus is still alive for the biotic bubble" ~ Commander Dumbass

I love how no one reacts to the first couple deaths EDI: Jack is dead Shepard: K thanks Miranda: They got Thane Shepard: Who?

@Weexry

5 жыл бұрын

:D :D

@guilhermeroyama8842

5 жыл бұрын

That's Mr Clean Shepard for you.....

@usul573

5 жыл бұрын

I think they edited out Shepard reacting to Jack. I remember him saying it can't be get to medical.

@jt2682

5 жыл бұрын

@@usul573 i think if jack's loyal, shepard only says 'get to medical'

@AtlasOfSouls

5 жыл бұрын

Wait so even if you dont upgrade the ship and people are loyal they dont die?

I want a DLC that features Commander Joker saving the Galaxy

@vellycanelly7429

8 жыл бұрын

YES I WANT IT LMAO

@berkyilmaz7336

7 жыл бұрын

on a wheelchair

@elrazer4559

7 жыл бұрын

it's the "professor xavier's dlc" hahaha

@RaigekiLyude

7 жыл бұрын

Yea, have fun with him constantly having broken bones for just tripping or somth

@guillermoroa1356

7 жыл бұрын

It's time for Blasto! the Hanar Spectre

Shepard: "You volunteered, so you're up!" Jacob: "Damn, i should have just kept my mouth shut."

I went into this expecting a horribly bleak and depressing ending, instead I ended up laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath. Your dollar store Shepard really ties the whole thing together

Jacob: I volunteer for the suicide mission Miranda: no, you’d just get killed without even helping Shepard: Get in the vent Jacob

@fuladd

4 жыл бұрын

@CD Smith and Jacob ironically gets replaced by a scientist that shoots as well as him and is tough enough not to need medical attention.

@bebopsmalls7718

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob is literally the worst! Hes the only romance to break up with you no matter what. Such a slime. I wish he could die in me3 as well.

@lillith3159

4 жыл бұрын

@@bebopsmalls7718 yeah, he and kaidan are boring as hell. I remember un one conversation with tali sheppard says, i miss kaidan. And i was like...lol, no

@astralaris8712

4 жыл бұрын

I like Kaiden (i mean i romanced him in all 3 so....) But yea, i send Jacob on the suicide mission xD

@johnspartan98

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob, Ashley, Miranda, Kelly, Kaiden are all whiners I could do without in game 3. Jack I could do....LOL

"You volunteered, so you're up". That's so dumb it's funny

@Camelotsmoon

4 жыл бұрын

He just can't think of a better reason lol.

@KajianTemp

4 жыл бұрын

@@Camelotsmoon When the protagonist is subtly ridiculing the player.

@cenlan71

3 жыл бұрын

Don't laugh, I choose him because of that 😭

@Archival31

3 жыл бұрын

@@cenlan71 I feel you mate

@dani64amv4

3 жыл бұрын

@@cenlan71 Same, I was a f*cking idiot xdd

I don't know what's worse, seeing you're squad mates die off like ants or that Commander Shepard

How awesome would it have been if you could load a save file for this ending into ME3 and it just has a crawler going, "Without Shepard to lead the way, the Reapers charged through the Alpha Relay, taking the galaxy by storm. The Batarians fell quickly, and soon, the rest of the galaxy's spacefaring races followed. The End."

@maximussaktish

2 жыл бұрын

A cut scene where reaper just massacre all planets would also be cool

@kwc0435

Жыл бұрын

Or letting us play the entire game as joker

@welkingunther5417

Жыл бұрын

​@@kwc0435 Movement would be slow and we'd only be able to use the Predator pistol. I'm all for it!

@grinvich.76

9 ай бұрын

​@@welkingunther5417And your health *health* bar would be 10% of normal

@welkingunther5417

9 ай бұрын

@@grinvich.76 Sure, why not

Without upgrades or the right choices, this just looks like a group of horribly unqualified people pissing into the wind.

@thetaomega7816

3 жыл бұрын

And they still won lmao

@TheAwesome45

3 жыл бұрын

Definition of a pyrrhic victory

@roadworkahead4187

3 жыл бұрын

Legit, I’m over here with the shield, guns, and armor upgrades and I’m almost laughing while crying

@jonathonhollis7080

3 жыл бұрын

Idk bro, this looks like a difficult thing for a human to survive haha. The assassination of Osama bin Laden was way easier than something like this and everyone on that one almost died in a helicopter crash before the attack could begin

@rykermahan9274

3 жыл бұрын

@Justen Smith your comment has been submitted and rated. Rating: A+ Cringe

When Shepard is giving his final speech. The remaining crew are all looking at him like, "This guy has f*cking lost it".....

@majorastorm

4 жыл бұрын

5:01 I bursted out laughing

@MsSpirit31

3 жыл бұрын

@@majorastorm its pure comedy hahahhah

@thegreyeyedcat9142

3 жыл бұрын

Garrus’ face at 4:35 is the face you make when you’re having an internal breakdown

@yankoelgueta1116

3 жыл бұрын

"We're fucking doomed"

@Orinslayer

3 жыл бұрын

Several crewmates are already dead, Shepard says he plans to live to tell about it. Everyone looking at him like BRUH.

You know what, credit to Martin Sheen and Seth Green for not half assing the dialogue in this ending. They must have known only a tiny % of the players would ever see this.

@Spvrinnaeli

Жыл бұрын

almost as if they're professionals that do their jobs when paid to. also i doubt any of them keep track of what will be seen vs. not, considering the sheer quantity of recordings and how much content is unused in these games

@nn98b64

7 ай бұрын

I unfortunately was one of them lmao. I had no idea what I was doing during my first playthrough.

@azure6181

6 ай бұрын

​@@nn98b64You got this ending unintentionally? That's kind of impressive, in a way

@carlosdgutierrez6570

4 ай бұрын

​@@nn98b64you're kidding, right? Getting this ending is just as hard as getting the perfect ending, even more so.

This all happened because the Illusive Man revived Fai Dan instead of Shepard

@Dafuqinator7

3 жыл бұрын

Don't insult Fai Dan like that. He was a more effective leader than this Crackhead Shepard ever could be.

@HundredJono

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!!!!

@bruhgod123

Жыл бұрын

@@Dafuqinator7 well he would have thorian spores remaining in him

There shoulda been a scene where the shaman of clan Urdnot pisses on everyone's graves.

@Edison_Trent

5 жыл бұрын

A priceless comment 😂😂😂

@JacklostYedmore

5 жыл бұрын

I would literally cry of laughter if that happened!

@arknark

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, he did say that was his plan

@williamr.c.4168

4 жыл бұрын

MoonJung82 😂

@interlamer7480

4 жыл бұрын

@@arknark You only get that message if you do Grunt's loyalty mission, which wouldn't be a good idea if you want everyone to die.

This ending is reserved for the shittiest gamers in history.

@ProjectComi

8 жыл бұрын

+Demitrium I was laughing at your comment for a good 30 seconds lmao

@seaking5197

8 жыл бұрын

+Demitrium gotta admit , its pretty hard to kill everyone even if you're trying

@Erik20766

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm wonder though how many people managed to keep them all alive, it's not only about choosing the right people for the right roles but also doing their missions and obtaining Normandy upgrades and correct me if I'm wrong but I believe you had to have them all to save everyone

@jangfett1018

8 жыл бұрын

+Erik l yes as well as picking the right person for the job on the last mission

@forgettableguy4142

8 жыл бұрын

+guyonfire87 no you can get it all with out that if you do both there loyalty missions first then you can because the game thinks there still happy with you that's what I did I got every 1 safe

"Damn it, Miranda! I told you to ressurect Commander Shepard, not Commander Boreale!"

@dhwwiiexpert

3 жыл бұрын

“STEHL REHN!!” “SPESS MAHRENS!! BATTLE BROTHAS!!” “WHERE?”

@DeadManSinging1

Жыл бұрын

SPESS MARHENS

4:43 garus is dead inside at this point

@Redmanticore

3 жыл бұрын

not even listening anymore; just looking blankly ahead..

@TheMasterUnity

2 жыл бұрын

The thousand yard stare

@hotlemonade6643

2 жыл бұрын

He has that look where he has had enough of Shepard's BS and want to strangle him from behind

@Pelican07.23

2 ай бұрын

Dude was ready to die at that point.

Could you imagine unironically or unintentionally getting this ending.

@victoriasharpe1661

4 жыл бұрын

Just think of the endings of AC Odyssey. At least two of those endings can be unintentional. That’s the great thing about player choice rpgs, you don’t know what’s coming haha

@vulthurmir2478

4 жыл бұрын

In order for that to happen, in my humble opinion, the following must be met: •Impatient to shoot stuff (skipping loyalty missions by not talking to crew, thus not getting the assignments and not probing stuff to get resources for Normandy upgrades) •Playing on a foreign language setting (like playing a pirated version in Russian, although I doubt there is a Russian translation for Mass Effect 2, although it could've been locally translated) •Absolute lack of immersion in the situation and the characters (not caring on people dying, just picking random people, random dialogue options et cetera)

@hijarian

4 жыл бұрын

@@vulthurmir2478 Russian localization did subtitles for voice and translated every piece of text in the game, including if my memory's right some of the textures.

@vulthurmir2478

4 жыл бұрын

@@hijarian Neat, it rarely happens that textures are translated for Polish localisations.

@GetterRay

4 жыл бұрын

@@vulthurmir2478 It would have taken 2 seconds to check

Shepard: "Joker, tell them.." Joker: "You tell them. I'm not losing you again." Shepard: "I should go."

@NobleRenegade7

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@judexmars4214

3 жыл бұрын

"That's all for now"

@ImmortalDreamEntertainment

3 жыл бұрын

We’ll bang okay?

@hayde-3961

3 жыл бұрын

I SHOULD go

@daenwallace5487

3 жыл бұрын

@@hayde-3961 I should GO

Fun fact: this is technically one of the endings to the Mass Effect Trilogy since you cannot import this ME2 save to ME3. There are 5 endings to Mass Effect, not just 4 (if you include the rejection ending).

@themadhammer3305

3 жыл бұрын

Theres 6 if you count the variant of the destroy ending that kills everything instead of just the Reapers.

@ceoofcomedy3009

3 жыл бұрын

@@themadhammer3305 7 including Shepard surviving (around 3100 effective military strength with 100% readiness in original, 7800 total military strength in legendary, destroy ending)

@Da1337Man

Жыл бұрын

@@ceoofcomedy3009 8 if you include the timer running out in the arrival DLC.

@oprofeta6408

Жыл бұрын

@@Da1337Man 9 If you count my fanficion that everyone survive and the reapers became good

@changer_of_ways_suspense_smith

Жыл бұрын

69 if you include all the SFM fan made edits ;)

I keep coming back to laugh my ass off at 1:20, that Joker expression to mr. Clean's delivery and zoom-in is straight out of a gamer poop XD

@zacharyboni1118

6 ай бұрын

Yeah.😂

Anyone else like how the thumbnail for this video was The Illusive Man facepalming?

@stevie_ily

8 жыл бұрын

+Noble VI it's not even supposed to be a thing, it's leftover from Martin Sheen mocap when they tell him how fucking shit you have to be to get this ending.

@SamuraiKai

8 жыл бұрын

+Noble VI I know right. XD

@coffeepoweredkatie6290

8 жыл бұрын

+Noble VI The Illusive Man is all "You had ONE job Shepard."

@jamessparda4739

7 жыл бұрын

Noble VI "Be careful, Shepard"

Ah Jacob, couldn't take a rocket to the face. Garrus should have taught him that one.

@Marekki2202

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe if he did just a little more calibration to his face...

@bastardjustice

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob is so manly, that he decided to block the rocket with his face. Too bad he forgot he's not a Krogan.

@Raptorman0205

4 жыл бұрын

Leading off with "Ah Jacob" had me reading this comment in Miranda's voice. Totally some shit she'd have said too lol

@shredkaczynski8414

3 жыл бұрын

Funny you say that, that's how garrus ended up dying in my first suicide mission.

@miranolastname2366

Жыл бұрын

@@shredkaczynski8414 you made him took the rocket in the face. TWICE 😂😂😂you monster

The intense music as Shepard runs alone is simultaneously heartbreaking and hilarious

Fun fact for anyone who is going for maximum deaths: If you complete 4+ sidequests between opening the Omega 4 Relay and going through it, then the full Normandy crew (aside Dr. Chakwas) will be dead when you get there. Send her back with no escort, and she dies. If you set up the Hold the Line part right, everyone there will die, so you don't need to make the escort die.

@PikangsFutaba

Жыл бұрын

Even if you do the mission inmediatly, as long as you leave no escort, the crew + Chakwas die no matter what, but to have the max deaths with Kasumi included, the ONLY upgrade you can have if you want to is the plate to save Jack from the Oculus at the start, but you have to make sure Tali, Kasumi, Mordin and Jack (if you only had the ship upgrade to save her at the start) stay alive for the "Hold the line" part to secure the failure on that team, yeah... pretty much you have to screw it up on purpose to get this bad ending.

"Be careful, Shepard" *proceeds to fuck up everything*

@evrensel.duyuru

7 жыл бұрын

yeah illusive man knew it... This team is some kind of circus lol

@PerfectAlibi1

6 жыл бұрын

No loyal companions, not selected the right people for each part. And this isn't actually Shepard, it's Mr Clean... XD

@kamilkamilos9861

3 жыл бұрын

@@PerfectAlibi1 *proceeds to clean up the ship from everyone (except joker)*

"Human, you have changed nothing." Truer words have never been spoken.

@PerfectAlibi1

4 жыл бұрын

"You have the attention of those infinitely your greater"

@ErBaut

4 жыл бұрын

I know, Ugly Shepard was still alive in ME3 WTF

@MsSpirit31

3 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@YoungMrBlue

3 жыл бұрын

This should've been the one with 7k

@cosmickeyboard9811

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Imagine the dude who naturally got this outcome, playing absolutely clueless of what he's doing 💀

@changer_of_ways_suspense_smith

Жыл бұрын

Imagine him being really confused when Shepard comes back for ME3.

4:29 that selection screen with all those people dead has me laughing rn 😂

Rogue One: A Mass Effect Story

@joaopaulooliveira3757

6 жыл бұрын

No,Star Wars Normady One : Mass Effect Story

@Beast80001

5 жыл бұрын

João Paulo Oliveira but it's Normandy 2

If you import this save you get to play as joker throughout ME3. Features include: Difficulty is immediately set to Impossible and cant be changed until you beat the game. Your only companions are Liara, Edi, Javik, and James. You have 1 non upgradeable HP but your shields are super good. You can't sprint and can only walk and hobble through levels. Joker cant use a melee strike, however upon pressing the melee button he will deliver one of over 1,000 sick one liners, burns based on the current enemy, jokes about the current situation or status, and even comments to the current squad. Holding the button will result in a definite insult to the enemy, decreasing their moral and giving a 50/50 chance of increasing current squad moral or causing them to tell you to shut up. You can use pistols and a light assault rifle or a sub machine gun, however your equipment load is drastically smaller only allowing you to uses a select few combinations of weapons. If you exceed the equipment load joker falls to the ground breaking some bones causing an immediate game over. You also cant use the higher power/caliber weapons as this might cause joker to break something due to the kickback. Most of jokers dialog options throughout gameplay will be sarcastic, cynical, and in a joking manner. He will have mostly renegade options due to his growing anger of losing all of his friends in the collector attack. DLC will give you an Elcor companion who will let you ride on its back, increasing your effective speed and defense. This Elcor will also have one liners of his own thus complimenting jokers own style.

@xChris_Kentx

6 жыл бұрын

FlamingAtheist lmbo!

@sora_keychain5510

6 жыл бұрын

I need this! Bioware make this happen!

@Elvorith

6 жыл бұрын

This just might be the most awesome thing I've ever heard :D

@rhetiq9989

6 жыл бұрын

Can’t imagine playing only to basically meet the critical mission failure screen every 5 seconds XD

@lilyluu5924

6 жыл бұрын

Love it lmao

Losing no one is epic, losing someone is tragic, losing everyone is hilarious

What I absolutely love is that casual incompetence won't lead you to this ending. You have to actually try to get it.

And thats how Joker saved the universe from the reapers

@lorenzovolpini98

4 жыл бұрын

Me3 with joker protagonist

@malcolmholmes2596

4 жыл бұрын

*collectors, reapers are still coming

@skillcatcher8223

4 жыл бұрын

At least he'll get those free drinks...

@curtismcpsycho8212

4 жыл бұрын

@Nathan Blair or he gets cybernetic legs or a whole body🤔

@217adaptiveperspective

4 жыл бұрын

That'd still be unironically cooler than starting the game as Dick Ryder

"They're cowards. They've never had to stand and face the best of us. That's you!" All two of you hahaha

@fuladd

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, a scientist and a traumatized merc are the best that the galaxy can offer.

Somehow I don't think Tali and Jack would be stoked about being put in a Cerberus branded casket

I come back to this video every now and then just to read the comments.

So what happens if you try to import this save to Mass Effect 3? You'd probably get a message like: "We regret to inform you that due to your appalling playthrough of Mass Effect 2, everyone is dead. So it's literally impossible to start this game without Commander Shephard. If you wish to import a save, we highly recommend getting good and attempt to complete Mass Effect 2 with skills that do not equate to a four year old." ~BioWare Team

@nickmeredith002

7 жыл бұрын

Nah you get to play to whole game as normal but as Joker instead of Shephard!

@tew4477

7 жыл бұрын

Commander Moreau!

@ollomont830

7 жыл бұрын

Nah it opens a alternate play, where you play as joker; piloting your new commander from star to star and you just get to play arcades and talk to EDI when they go on the 'big boys mission'.

@iz723

7 жыл бұрын

i wish

@SPACEHARICE

7 жыл бұрын

citadel DLC. nobody shows up

Shepard: Gets himself and his whole crew killed Illusive man: This is a victory

@Deschuttes

4 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, he's indoctrinated

@billya6970

4 жыл бұрын

@@Deschuttes fair enough

@Camelotsmoon

4 жыл бұрын

It is a victory for him, I mean after the events in ME2 the illusive man wasn't backing him anymore. Though admittedly Shepard wasn't there to stop them arriving in the arrival DLC since that canonically happens after the suicide mission, so I'm guessing they made it into the galaxy much faster.

@fluffytoaster427

4 жыл бұрын

BillyA69 considering Shepard’s face I’d consider his death a victory too lol

@user-lf4te5bo6z

4 жыл бұрын

@@Camelotsmoon if shepard doesn't do mission in the arrival DLC, the the crew of marines from alliance will do it.

The only part of this that wasn't funny was Tali's death. Damn that shit hurt for a few seconds before I saw Shepard's face again

@questingyoyo141

Жыл бұрын

if Tali died on my watch I wouldn't want to survive the mission.

@thegrayowl1557

Жыл бұрын

@@questingyoyo141 I would restart the entire god-damn game if I had to

@RokuHanmar

Жыл бұрын

Tali's death hit hard. I cried a bit

@Da1337Man

Жыл бұрын

@@questingyoyo141 Just finished suicide mission like a week ago. She was my tech expert in the vents and i was already nervous because i had never played a vanguard on insanity before. I look down to see how much time she has left... Another 5 seconds and she would have been roasted alive. I have never loaded a previous save as fast as i did there, i was *not* going to listen to that screaming.

After winning like this, the following should have popped up: “Very Easy Mode has been Unlocked”

*Illusive Man*: Dadmnit, Shepard, all you had to do was upgrade the ship and do the loyalty missions. Was that so hard? *Shepard*: I was busy probing planets. *Illusive Man*: Your end was too painless.

@Draggo-zp1jf

5 жыл бұрын

captainsealed IM: you should use mods for that, Shepard.

@klebercosme3138

5 жыл бұрын

lol, this Shepard is a dumbass

@411marcos

5 жыл бұрын

You just had to follow the damn mass effect relay SHEPARD!

@gendoruwo6322

5 жыл бұрын

Illusive Man: I think i'll get ourselves indoctrinated. We actually stand better chance.

@Sened55

5 жыл бұрын

@@gendoruwo6322 Shepard: you're already part robot as it is.

If you count closely, there's a coffin for every crew member plus one for each lead developer, because a part of them died having to program an ending like this.

@backseatsurfer5005

Жыл бұрын

😭😭

So that's what happens when Mr. Clean starts sampling his own products.

"Mordin: Couldn't hold the line" That went through me like a bullet to Tali's chest

Mass Effect 2 Bad Ending: Shepard has never once spoken to any crew member and knows nothing about them.

@risch1995

3 жыл бұрын

I only speak to humans

@notacockgobbler2054

3 жыл бұрын

@@risch1995 but what about garrus? and thane? the rest are pretty boring but them too are actually decent Mordin is also alright

@risch1995

3 жыл бұрын

@@notacockgobbler2054 No compromise

@notacockgobbler2054

3 жыл бұрын

@@risch1995 your mass effect run isn’t going to be very fun then

@risch1995

3 жыл бұрын

@@notacockgobbler2054 Yeah since Legendary edition runs absolutely terrible on my Gerät

If you didn't have Zaeed, Mordin would have held the line alone. The thought is kind of hilarious.

@kriseriksen7706

7 жыл бұрын

Interestingly, I sucked so much on my first playthrough, Jacob held the line himself. And he actually made it. He was loyal though

@HandsomeGamerGuy

7 жыл бұрын

Your Crew survives if they are Loyal.

@Dezmixbe

7 жыл бұрын

"Hey, Mordin. Remember that time you poked fun at that other Salarian on Virmire for always giving speeches about holding the line?... Karma's a bitch, huh?"

@Xderda

7 жыл бұрын

+Hierkönnteeinnamestehen Loyalty doesn't guarantee survival, in fact plenty of characters can survive without being loyal at all. Maybe even disloyal (if that's possible). That said you should make your entire squad loyal to maximise survival odds. Mordin is an absolute bastard to keep alive, I forgot about his poor survivability on my last playthrough and I had to restart the suicide mission. It's always a good idea to send him back to the Normandy with the crew so he doesn't have to fight and you could possibly bring him with you to fight the final boss, but I'm not sure if he'd survive. He almost always dies whilst defending the door on my playthroughs even if I leave all the tanky squadmates like Grunt and Zaeed to defend the door with him.

@HandsomeGamerGuy

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Sparks Were is my answer ?

Been a while since the last time I watched this, and I am glad to see the thumbnail has not changed. It's too perfect.

I almost got this ending on my first playthrough, except I'd lost everyone except Garrus, Tali, Miranda, and Thane with the crew. Garrus held the line by himself with no extra help, them calibrations finally came in handy.

@qmto

Жыл бұрын

He got himself a math tutor when he realized he’d been calculating them for a week and had gotten nowhere.

TIM: I'm putting together a crew for a suicide mission. TIM: oh darn everyone died on the suicide mission

@FLohPiano

4 жыл бұрын

THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING

@thomasburns7866

3 жыл бұрын

well they are the Suicide Squad, are they not

@MostlyPennyCat

3 жыл бұрын

Do you think anybody calls him Tim? Do you think it really pisses him off?

@4bschaum

3 жыл бұрын

@@MostlyPennyCat lol if you call him tim, the illusive man it kinda sounds cute

@MostlyPennyCat

3 жыл бұрын

@@4bschaum "Hey Tim we're going for subs from that new place, you wanna put in? The menu's on Clara's desk, 8 doors down from your dying star office"

Legion died of overclocking. Grunt died of NOT THE BEES!

TIM: Shepard leaves a considerable void Shepard's clone: It's free real estate.

Joker: *Lifts massive steel beam like its air* Me: "Okay, now that's just stupid."

@thegreyeyedcat9142

3 жыл бұрын

It’s prob not steel, maybe titanium? They prob wouldn’t use dense metals on a ship in abundance

@scorcher_11

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody was meant to see that scene anyway haha

A dead Garrus is never a good sight. Oh, and this Shepard looks like he spent most of this mission on Crystal Meth

@AVBibleBelieverMan

4 жыл бұрын

BlueDotTV Meth Effect 2

@BlueDotTV

4 жыл бұрын

@@AVBibleBelieverMan XD Good one

@bestusernamevercreated

4 жыл бұрын

Mass Effect: too high

@imonlyheretoleavecomments6184

4 жыл бұрын

Red sand: not even once.

@ajanthony1356

4 жыл бұрын

on my first profile Garrus died because I didn't upgrade the ship. how disgusting

"Mordin: Couldn't hold the line" *Priceless*

@alicegiovari3857

5 жыл бұрын

Could you explain that please? I'm sure it's a pun, but I'm Italian so sometimes I don't get them

@Jeanne248

5 жыл бұрын

​@@alicegiovari3857 It's a reference to STG Captain Kirrahe's epic speech at the end of Mass Effect 1: kzread.info/dash/bejne/h4yAuKinnJa9k6g.html Mordin has served under Kirrahe, and talks about him in that extract: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ia54ybOPdNPQlMY.html

@MathewWWeaver

4 жыл бұрын

Damn this comment deserves so much more respect than this

Plot Twist: The Shepard Clone from ME3 gets his chance to shine.

1:25 "I want to fight the collectors, but I plan to live to tell about it" Joker's face after people have been dying left and right 🤣🤣

If you think about it , there are probably only 2-3 people in the whole world who had gotten THIS ending on their first playthrough (not intentionally) No matter how bad you are , you'll end up doing at least 1 loyalty mission or a ship upgrade by mistake at some point resulting in avoiding this ending.

@TheKpa11

8 жыл бұрын

Only if you're a speed runner, I bet there are two world speed run records featuring competing the game doing all the loyalty missions and one not doing the loyalty missions, but the one not doing the loyalty missions is obviously the faster one

@zairebarthley1200

7 жыл бұрын

I alms st got it only saved 3 crew

@zairebarthley1200

7 жыл бұрын

I alms st got it only saved 3 crew

@Alforbia

7 жыл бұрын

When I finished the game the first time, I didn't even realize crew members could die. I thought the game had played that up for nothing. SInce none of my crew died. xD

@jasongage2226

7 жыл бұрын

i got it on my first try😞

Everyone dies... AND leaves the collector base intact for Cerberus. Way to go, Mr. Clean...

@DSG-farts-connoisseur

5 жыл бұрын

I absolutely lost it on your comment, thank you

This is what happens if Shepard instead of reviving, gets injected with cheap cocaine and vodka

I love how Shep’s only reason for picking Jacob over the two most qualified is that he volunteered.

1:21 "I plan to live to tell about it" Awesome

@TheWhiskeyZone

6 жыл бұрын

I love how it zooms in on joker

The galaxy's fate is now in Commander Joker's hands.

@spiderbite358

5 жыл бұрын

We're all doomed

@Captain_Midnight

5 жыл бұрын

That would be an interesting story. With an all new advanced combat system "What'll I do? Break my arm at them?" Yes, Commander Joker, you shall. (or maybe he'd get new Eezo bones, idk)

@cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400

5 жыл бұрын

Joker: do I really look like a man with a plan

@PHILMKD95

4 жыл бұрын

Why so serious? he says.

@lynnpabontheelitehero6579

4 жыл бұрын

I'm also curious if this ending happened if they had a continuation with a new main character in Mass Effect 3.

I like how the thumbnail is basically the Illusive man going "*facepalm* did he really fail THAT badly? did that really just happen?"

Why does Shepard look like a 65 year old man that you would see cleaning city park restrooms?