Fake Shepard: "Shoot her, she's the clone!" Garrus, after shooting the fake: "The real Shepard would never pass up an opportunity to die!"

@Arkay24

7 жыл бұрын

wut

@aisyahsani4263

7 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@discordsdaughter1133

6 жыл бұрын

Eh. Would work better if Garrus shot the clone because nothing around the clone exploded yet and there was a massive explosion behind the real one

@JayTohab

5 жыл бұрын

"Hmph. Shoot the shepard who insulted me to my face, or the one who brings destruction wherever she goes? I'll answer with a better question; why not both?"

@rasztiknorsz4213

4 жыл бұрын

Scoped adn droped.

If anyone was unclear the bad Shepard is 1) a clone and 2) a pale imitation of the real thing.

@zethrasgorgoth3145

5 жыл бұрын

and most importantly no one will even believe she's Shepard xD

@hatiroth7919

5 жыл бұрын

Tali says a *cheap* imitation of the real thing

@AmaterasuOfOld

5 жыл бұрын

This cycle always creates pale imitations

@thundershark8681

5 жыл бұрын

I think legión could Say "It's just a pirate copy of Sherpard" xD

@saffiyaalli5921

3 жыл бұрын

Conclusion: no one will believe she's the real Shephard

For the gang. Clone: "Like you, drell. I won't even have to kill you. A few weeks' time will do that for me." Thane: *cocks pistol* "The first shot is mine, Shepard. And the last." Clone: "Like you, Wrex-lite. A tank born krogan with no sense and no promise." Grunt: *hits fists together* "You'll crunch like all the others." Clone: "Like you, Miss Goto. I'll make your lover's demise look like a mercy." Kasumi: *looks at real Shepard, cloaks* "You won't take this personally, right?" Clone: "Like you, Subject Zero. The outfit changes, but the nightmares won't." Jack: "Okay. I'm going to kill her now." Clone: "Like you, Justicar. As ancient as dirt and as cold as the void. I'd almost spare you, if things were different." Samara: *eyes glow* "But they are not." Clone: "Like you, Miss Lawson. Born from borrowed genes and abandoned by the same man. You'd do well by my side." Miranda: *points gun* "Here's my answer." Clone: "Like you, Zaeed. Old war dogs should learn when to lay down and die." Zaeed: "Oh fuck right off, yeah?" Clone: "Like you, biotic. I don't even know who you are." Jacob: "Oh, this one's mine." Clone: "Like you, salarian. It's not like you have any qualms about senseless killing." Mordin: *points pistol* "Vain. Conceited. Am very eager to take your insides out." Clone: "Like you, geth. You'll look quite nice fashioned into a rifle." Legion: "Shepard-Commander, we have reached consensus. It appears this unit does not possess a soul." I had more fun with this than I care to admit.

@annag707

8 жыл бұрын

+A.L. Collins well done! loved the comebacks. please do the rest, I think your lines would be better than those in the DLC, and that's saying something considering how great Citadel is written.

@a.l.collins9691

8 жыл бұрын

+AnnaG Aw, thanks. That's really nice of you to say, I appreciate it! It's fun to do when you love the characters so much. ME2 is my favorite game of all time. You mean do the rest as in Kaiden, Garrus, EDI, and such? Yeah, I was kind of upset that they all said around the same thing.

@darkphoenix2

8 жыл бұрын

Those are good, but if ME3 had good writing like this, they would've never come up with this entire story line anyway.

@AdamG1983

8 жыл бұрын

Elcor: "Be careful big guy, don't want to fall over and, you know, DIE!" "Compete hatred and fury. Kindly go fuck yourself" Hanar: "Hey Jellyfish! How do you like the fact that your Enkindlers are stuck up jerks?" "This one wishes to choke you to death with your own spine" Volus: "Hey Short-Round! Is that suit designed to keep in your ammonia supply, or just your stench?" "*Hiss* Please don't kill me! I'll pay you anything you want! I'll give you all the Alliance secrets I know!" Batarian: "Hey Four Eyes, what did the Alpha Relay say to the Batarian colony? OHH, TOO SOON?" "I hate you even more than the original Shepard". Vorcha: "Hey Vampire Face! How many Vorcha does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh wait, they never live long enough to need to change one" "AAAAAAHHHHHHH- HU-MAN!!"

@annag707

8 жыл бұрын

+A.L. Collins you have good writing skills and a knack for getting the characters, so just keep it up. Who knows, in ten years you might be writing for Mass Effect for real ;)

Oh boy,i cant wait to see all the other squad member's reactions to clone shep! "a clone!" "a clone!" "a clone." "a clone." "a clone!" "a clone.."

@Renasai

8 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@davido.1233

8 жыл бұрын

yeah, it got old really fast! I was expecting a little variety, instead of repeats of "A clone!" Specifically, I would have expected EDI to say "A Genetic duplicate of Shepard"

@skeletonsmcgee8164

8 жыл бұрын

I like how they all do the exact same hand motion too.

@greyfox6786

8 жыл бұрын

+Lone Wolf we are talking about bioware.

@davido.1233

8 жыл бұрын

Grey Fox I know that, and you know that. I'm just saying an AI would most likely have a different vocabulary in any other TV series or video game when meeting a clone of the main character, and it might have been funny if EDI had that

Love how everyone says "pale imitation" but Tali says "cheap imitation". Cos she's Tali'Zorah vas fucking Normandy

@yakattack2983

9 жыл бұрын

Special is one word. Trying to be special is a whole 'nuther thing...

@caleballen818

9 жыл бұрын

Cry XD just noticed that

@GenericUsername-qp1ww

9 жыл бұрын

John Primrose So she says a slightly altered dialogue? woopty fucking doo.

@kendaldk5634

7 жыл бұрын

John Primrose Tali is the best.

@buckrodgers1162

7 жыл бұрын

"Like you Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy, I don't weather to kill you with a bullet or just take your helmet off and cough." I love that line, it's just so over the top hateful.

"Like you, Urdnot Wrex" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Shepard"

@chairmanvee8444

9 жыл бұрын

TUNA Picture "I should go."

@PaiSAMSEN

9 жыл бұрын

Chairman Vee *I* should go.....I *should* go...

@paragonflash8937

9 жыл бұрын

TUNA Picture a clone a clone a clone a clone a clone a clone a clone

@urdnotwrex6485

9 жыл бұрын

Chairman Vee "Shepard."

@Arch0n89

8 жыл бұрын

+Kelvin Lor A clown! :D

I would die if Javik said: "In my cycle we called this a clone" " A primitive's clone" "Your are a pale imitation of a primitive"

@SandyTheTryhard

7 жыл бұрын

Unie÷Cetterie inb4 shepard gives him that renegade death stare

@noveria9593

6 жыл бұрын

Commandah, throw this primitive clone out the airlock

@kamchatmonk

3 жыл бұрын

Primitives, right?

@zaniatnik

2 жыл бұрын

“The only thing more pathetic than a primitive is its pale imitation.”

damn the Tali insult was rough

@petrusion2827

8 жыл бұрын

Rasists hate the quarians the most, and the clone is RAISED by a rasist.

@HTFFanOfFlaky

8 жыл бұрын

*racist You know. Like "race"?

@WarriorMaster1693

7 жыл бұрын

Just Petrusion Its not really racist if its a completely different species.

@WarriorMaster1693

7 жыл бұрын

Yamé Iraavatee Touchè.

@petrusion2827

7 жыл бұрын

Yamé Iraavatee false. humans, quarians, turians, asari - species Black, white, asian - race to anyone who would say "why are you arguing against yourself?" I use "racist" because there is no such word as "specieist" and will not be until there's need for it = until we meet aliens.

Fake Shepard : "Like you, Urdnot Wrex" Wrex : [headbutt] "Speak when you're spoken to"

@aeronblack9249

8 жыл бұрын

Spoken Like A Krogan

@SociallyAwkwardGirl_OG

7 жыл бұрын

the real shepard would give the headbutt,

@NehnBellanaris

7 жыл бұрын

Personally, I think they would just take turns.

@simple-commentator-not-rea7345

6 жыл бұрын

How do you get her to talk about Wrex? Because I pick him all the time and the clone always speaks to the other one

@pinder262

3 жыл бұрын

Also Wrex: "I'll drag your fake ass to death wether you like it or not"

"hide? why? i'm commander shepard, and this is my favorite store on the citadel"

@Sabin-Sinister

6 жыл бұрын

after 3 years and you"re comment still makes me LOL

@AspyreN7

5 жыл бұрын

_xAlexand3rx_ Gaming same

"Like you harbinger....how many people did you kill on Earth, and all around this pathetic universe to try and kill me? And fail so miserably at it. You couldn't assume direct control of a direct paper bag." "I am assuming direct control of your death."

@anthonyortiz3142

7 жыл бұрын

Treize Khushrenada Shepard: Like you, Citadel tree, like you Citadel rent-a cops, like you store clerk from my favorite store on the Citadel, like you Esteban, like you Aria T-loak, like you Admiral Hackett... Mordin: Peculiar. Shepard has gone off the deep end. Garrus: I've seen this "Shepard" dancing in Omega... Grunt: I know. It was beautiful. *Garrus and Mordin look at him with blank stares* Grunt: ... What? Don't humans have a phrase or somethin' on Earth; they like to... get jiggy with it? Garrus: You've obviously never seen Shepard dance before, Grunt. Grunt: Meh... Shepard: Like you Joker, like you Wreav, like you Saren... Ashley: *Walks up to Garrus, Grunt, and Mordin* Guys, Shepard has gone off the deep end. Mordin: Textbook schizophrenia. Admittedly... problematic in this case. Grunt: I'll knock Shepard out. Garrus: We'll do it together. This clone is the- Grunt: *war cries running towards Clone Shepard* Admiral Hackett: ... I'm getting too old for this shit.

@orlandovianen5027

5 жыл бұрын

More like "I'll be the vanguard of your destruction" lol

@helsingS_

3 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that this implies shepard SOMEHOW convinced harbinger to join the crew now i want some kind of dlc where you can do that

@RainbowEssence-c3w

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyortiz3142 Your comment made me laugh so hard that I am literally in tears, bravo lol! I guess Clone!Shepard really was just a pale imitation of the original.

@jordandennis6794

3 жыл бұрын

I know this hurts you

6:01 I'm kind of disipointed that Javik didn't do his normal douche bag thing and said something along the lines of "One-hundred and fifty two" XD

@silverblade357

3 жыл бұрын

Javik: "I'll have to recount once I've stepped over you!"

Things learned today: Clone!Shepard is just a pale imitation of the real thing.

@Senscion

9 жыл бұрын

Also: a clone.

@TheWesternFountain

8 жыл бұрын

+AscensiontoDarkness S why is she trying to kill us?

@Senscion

8 жыл бұрын

JokerFarts because why not.

@TheWesternFountain

8 жыл бұрын

Durr Plant No one will ever believe she is the real Shepard!

@norselva4983

6 жыл бұрын

Chairman Vee its a clone!

"I would've picked the other one on virmire.. Kaiden- something" *kaidan* standing next to ash* "ummm.....??"

@VexonLead117

9 жыл бұрын

He's like "Dude, I'm right here..."

@Dboy2316

9 жыл бұрын

meanwhile Shepard goes: "Well... I did get his clone through cerberus...."

@joey-jw3rj

8 жыл бұрын

and then the clone self destructs...literally

@DeftesttGrunt970

7 жыл бұрын

CScanzz 5:27 she was talking to kaidan actually but both ash and kaidan are there

@MultiShultz

5 жыл бұрын

@kiwimarck Mass Effect 3 Gibbed Save Editor. You can use it to give yourself any companion whenever you want. It modifies a save and you just load it up and play from there. You can do almost *anything* with it, like give yourself the illusive man's eyes such as in this video. My Shepard has an emerald green version of the illusive man eyes.

A clone? Why is she trying to kill them? Is she just a pale imitation of the real thing? Will anyone believe she's the real Shepard?

@hearmycallable

8 жыл бұрын

+tsukinoakuma LOLOLOLOL

@The_Stray

8 жыл бұрын

In case you were serious. I believe a mix of jealousy, a lot of being misguided, plus mistreated, plus well...Cerberus? And yeah the Clone might fight a little above average but is pretty pathetic compared to the real Shepard, not even close. And as soon as someone who really knows Shepard meets the Clone? They would instantly tell it's the Clone.

@tsukinoakuma

8 жыл бұрын

+SyaoranXSakuraTC It was a joke. I was poking fun at how everyone says the same lines.

@Yashieyama

8 жыл бұрын

+xXEVILTERRORXx1414 until every organic has to fight a legion of AIs grouped up by cortana preparing to over through the galaxy for the sake of "peace"

@sir_saltsalot

8 жыл бұрын

...Metal Gear?

"A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "It's only a model." "Shh!"

@Gyrbae

8 жыл бұрын

+CallMeCactusSok "On a second thought, let's not go to Citadel. 'tis a silly place."

@davido.1233

8 жыл бұрын

+CallMeCactusSok lol I understood that reference!

@WNShadow814

8 жыл бұрын

lol nice no one is to shoot anyone until i blow this whistle. Even if and I want to make this absolutely clear!. Even if they do say Andromeda

@rogerhuggett7642

8 жыл бұрын

no it isn't

@One-Week-Wizard

8 жыл бұрын

Shepard: "I don't know! - The Council just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the Citadel, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Reaper invasion!" Saren: "NOBODY expects the Reapers! Our chief weapon is surprise!... surprise and indoctrination... indoctrination and surprise... Our two weapons are indoctrination and surprise... and giant laser cannons! Our three weapons are indoctrination, and surprise, and giant laser cannons... and an almost fanatical devotion to Sovereign... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as indoctrination, surpr... ...I'll come in again." Shepard: "I didn't expect the Reapers." Saren: "NOBODY expects the Reapers!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: indoctrination, surprise, giant laser cannons, an almost fanatical devotion to Sovereign, and corrupted Geth - Oh damn!"

Lol, when she said "Jimmy", at first I was like: "Jimmy? Who the hell is Jimmy?"

@cjnf11

3 жыл бұрын

Late Night Show with Jimmy Vega.

@Pha_Kiew

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Vega, sounds like a pole dancer from Omega

Some say that, to this day, Jimmy is still searching for his pitchfork

This video was way more fun imagining it all as one scene where the entire group was parroting the same line over and over again. Especially the repeated "a clone."

"I would have picked the other one on Virmire." Well, they're kinda both standing right there. (Not a fault for the game, but save-edits can make some funny situations)

@CitizenKahne1992

6 жыл бұрын

Wait, if they both survived, then who the hell was left on Virmire? Was it Jenkins?

@pleimer7026

6 жыл бұрын

You can edit the save files with mods

@Luke_Danger

6 жыл бұрын

BTIsaac: Maintaining a friendship against all odds, even when she understandably is wary about you and your team storming in and pointing guns at the Council in the middle of a Cerberus coup, and reuniting with an old friend whose duties to the Systems Alliance kept her from helping in ME2. THAT is more satisfying than the choice on Virmire or murdering a woman just for doing her duty as a Spectre.

@vulgaritar48

4 жыл бұрын

@@Luke_Danger nah, just kill her. her character writing is ass.

@aiosquadron

3 жыл бұрын

@@CitizenKahne1992 Noone. Kaiden didn't arm the bomb, making him less of a target, the Normandy pick up him and Ashley and the rest of the Silarian squad, then bomb the bomb from orbit, setting it off.

Clone Shepard: "Like you Diana Allers. You're just a cheap, half-assed character with a terrible voice actress." Shepard: "You have no idea how long I have wanted to say that."

@toppsballer

9 жыл бұрын

chrispy9229 Clone: Like you, Diana Allers. How many developers did you have to blow to get on the Normandy? Allers: "Only 6 if you want a rounded number."

@AJZulu

7 жыл бұрын

Oh Snap!

@xeofalconm.shields5197

2 жыл бұрын

A cheap lay too. Hahaha

See this is (one of many reasons) why I miss Legion. In Mass Effect 2, while all the other characters would repeat the same line of dialogue, Legion would say something completely different and humorous in a "missing the point completely" sort of way. He would have made a great companion in ME3...

@P4per126

9 жыл бұрын

Well, with the use of Gibbed's Save Editor, you can insert him into your party right after the tutorial level, and you'd be surprised how much dialogue/extra scenes the devs left in. But yes, it's a shame you can't get him legitimately earlier than you do.

@P4per126

9 жыл бұрын

Not really, you just progress thru the story as usual. It's a simple flag that you tick that enables him in your party, but it's always good to back up your saves before altering anything with a save editor in ANY game.

@arvideriksson

9 жыл бұрын

Everyone else: "that's unexpected" Legion: in all simulations, this had only a 5.83% probability "then why do you wish to have us eliminated?" "and this unit is simply a flawed copy"

The Wrex insult was a low blow.

@kkilla68

8 жыл бұрын

i see what you did there😆😆

@AdamG1983

8 жыл бұрын

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrex got burnt so bad They felt it on Turchanka too

@TwistedNerve1

5 жыл бұрын

That's a low blow Loblaw

A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. THE CLAAAAAAAAW

if only you could romance your clone... Heavy risk, but the priiiiize

@Nobody-sh4pu

6 жыл бұрын

MrWalalaa giving a new meaning to go fuck yourself

@skylark306

5 жыл бұрын

*heavy breathing But that would be “go f*** ur self ”

@wilburforce8046

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds great to me 😂

@derpyherpy3773

5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the romance scene with Mordin

@piotrdaniel3829

5 жыл бұрын

That romance would only be a imitation of the real thing

Zaeed: "I'm getting too old for this shit." "A goddamn clone." "Then why in bloody hell are you trying to kill us?" Clone: "Like you, Zaeed. Still playing mercenary because you forgot to save credits towards your retirement fund." Zaeed: "And you're a bimbo that would look even prettier with a hole in her head." Jack: "Wait, seriously?" "Well whaddaya know, a clone." "Then why the fuck are your trying to kill us? Clone: "Like you, 'Jennifer'. Clearly Grissom Academy's teaching standards are at an all time low." Jack: "And you're just another Cerberus bitch that was grown from a test tube." Thane: "This is a dramatic turn of events." "A clone." "What's your reason for targeting us then?" Clone: "Like you, Thane. At Death's door still trying to atone for all the blood you've spilled." Thane: "And you pale in comparison to your original counterpart." Jacob:"Well...alright then." "A clone." "Then why do you want to kill us?" Clone: "Like you, Mr. Taylor. I don't know what's more dull, having a conversation with an Elcor or listening to whatever comes out of your mouth." Jacob: "You're just a ripoff of the real thing." Kasumi: "Oh look, another plot twist." "A clone." "Okay...that doesn't explain why you want to kill us." Clone: "Like you, Kasumi. If you weren't about to die I'd tell you seek therapy for your attachment to your dead partner." Kasumi: "Oh yea you're definitely Evil Shepard, you talk too much." Miranda: "Okay, for the record I had nothing to do with this." "A clone." "What's the point in killing us then?" Clone: "Like you, Miss Lawson. I wonder how much Illusive Man would pay for your corpse." Miranda: "I'd say at least twice as much as yours considering you're not even half of who I brought back." Samara: "This is rather stunning." "A clone." "Then what is it that you gain in killing us?" Clone: "Like you, Justicar. You'll be seeing your daughters very soon." Samara: "You are merely an impersonation of the real thing." Mordin: "Problematic, but explainable. Evil twin sister? No, only child at birth. Unless..." "Of course! A clone!" "Might I ask why you wish to kill us then?" Clone: "Like you, Doctor. Must be nice knowing one of your biggest accomplishments was castrating an entire species." Mordon: "Genophage necessary at the time. Same can be said about throwing away faulty products like yourself." Legion: "Error: 2 Shepard Commanders. Processing..." "A genetic copy of Shepard Commander." "This platform does not understand why you wish to terminate us." Clone: "Like you, 'Legion'. Your masters wouldn't have tried to scrap you and your bots had you just kept your mouths shut." Legion: "We confirm that you are a corrupted copy of Shepard Commander." Grunt: ".....Huh?" "A clone." "Then why do you want us dead?" Clone: "Like you, Grunt. All that spliced DNA with genetic enhancements, and you're still just another stupid Krogan." Grunt:"You're one to talk. My BattleMaster doesn't hire pathetic Cat6 Mercs to fight her battles. Weak."

@blackroserevan6939

6 жыл бұрын

toppsballer Mordin's is awesome! XD

@honeybadger2898

2 жыл бұрын

Grunt’s is great but would be the perfect opportunity to say mom instead of battlemaster lol

@biggains1

2 жыл бұрын

After reading other comments then seeing the beginning of this one I got excited that you were quoting from experience. So I googled real quick to make sure. Damn you fanboy lol thought for a moment I could find a way to get Miranda and others to be part of the whole citadel dlc

@ErenxJ

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that Miranda bit.

@PSC4.1

2 жыл бұрын

Kasumis and Grunts were spot on, sounds like something they would definitely say.

Honestly, when she called Wrex the poster child of the genophage, I thought he was just going to jump her then and there. XD

@Arkay24

7 жыл бұрын

He probably would've

@NehnBellanaris

7 жыл бұрын

I know I would have.

"like you liara t'soni you're just a college cheerleader pretending too be a soldier" Miranda: i thought i held that title!

@christopherfleetwood5252

2 жыл бұрын

Nah man, Miranda is “Mass Effect Barbie”

I won't lie... the fake Shepard had some insults that cut pretty deep... LOL

@PsyrenXY

9 жыл бұрын

I thought Wrex would go ballistic at the genophage comment

@MidEnginedV10

9 жыл бұрын

Liara/Tali's insult was pretty fucking brutal.

@Atlessa

7 жыл бұрын

Frankly, I thought the only good one (and thus the best) was the one she had for Tali.

@liszst

7 жыл бұрын

Real Shepard's very good with words so I'm not surprised the clone knows what words will cut deep. xD

@YourCrazyDolphin

5 жыл бұрын

The Tali insult had me ticked. Then I get to the end of the DLC and go "You insulted Tali and I should kill you. But I'm paragon so spare I guess." Then I proceeded to shoot Brooks in the back.

I can imagine what she'd say to other squadmates had they been available: 'Like you, Thane Krios. You're nothing more than a guilt-ridden killer desperate for atonement.' 'Like you, Urdnot Grunt. You're just an overgrown baby good for nothing except fighting.' 'Like you, Justicar. How did it really feel to have to kill your own daughter?' 'Like you, 'Legion'. Your race would do the universe a favour by dying as punishment for all the lives they've destroyed.' 'Like you, Kasumi Goto. You're nothing more than a two-bit thief who steals stuff for the hell of it.' 'Like you, Mordin Solus. You're just a hyperactive scientist who can't keep his mouth shut for a moment.' 'Like you, Zaeed Messani. Was your revenge really worth twenty years of pursuing?' 'Like you, Subject Zero. You're nothing more than a mentally unstable convict who can't leave her past behind.'

@joseph86255

9 жыл бұрын

nothingtodohere123 I didn't know what to say for her, but that's a good one. Thanks.

@chubunakki

9 жыл бұрын

Like you, Jacob Taylor. You're just a hired gun with delusions of grandeur.

@Norinia

9 жыл бұрын

wow. your awesome with how this could have turned out. now if only they had implemented these in the real game and allowed us to bring everyone here along again. would have been awesome. EDIT: -__- I just realized months later I use you instead of your lol

@Spikezx7

9 жыл бұрын

gmk kmg Except Jack, she would probably say 'F*ck off you second rate imitation!'

@BornFlunky

9 жыл бұрын

Y'all forgot about Morint-- ...Wait.

6:21 Tali's tone delivery, and her saying "cheap", instead of "pale", gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. Also, the way the clone says her full title, so formally, sounds akin to an alien's address. I can't wait to play this DLC.

@michaelgreenwood3413

2 жыл бұрын

It's why she'll always be the canon love interest.

Damn EDI, Wrex and Tali got the worst insults xD

@loganator01

8 жыл бұрын

idk Javik's was pretty rough too

@hayleelittle295

7 жыл бұрын

the poster child for why they invented the genophage! lmao

@TheRedKing247

7 жыл бұрын

Did you hear the one for Liara?

@dirpyturtle69

6 жыл бұрын

thane

EDI: And your Neurons are different because... Ashley: You *did*. Kaiden: Me too, actually. Garrus: Yes. That's how depression *works*. James: I have a shotgun. And you have two seconds. Javik: Twenty-six and a half. Liara: Human adolescents *aren't*? Tali: The second one. I won't suffer as long. Wrex: I actually have that one. It's hard to find these days. Legion: ...we are here as well...

@Luchux177

5 жыл бұрын

Completely underrated comment!!!

@hellsmith6249

5 жыл бұрын

That’s, well, close to perfect, I would change Garrus one for James’s one, like “I have a sniper. And you have 1 second”

@silverblade357

3 жыл бұрын

Legion: "Shaepard-Commander, does this unit have a soul? I don't believe it does."

@Cyclone718

3 жыл бұрын

Can you do Thane and Mordin too?

6:34 i think she mixed Wrex up with his brother here. Wrex is literally the prime example why the genophage was a mistake. LMAO

I can't help but laugh at Tali's reaction to seeing the clone's face: "Really? Really?" she sounded so done, like "*Sigh* What is it with you and weird shit Shepard? Seriously? I am tired of your shit. Just stop it. Why can't we do a normal mission for once? Where nothing exciting happens and everything goes according to plan and absolutely nothing of interest happens. *Sigh* But that's okay, I am used to it now, just, Really? Clones? Really Shepard?"

I really don't think Wrex would go with the "pale imitation" thing after being ofended.

@austinbutcher8106

5 жыл бұрын

Shuldv used the shotgun

@alexrecrem9094

4 жыл бұрын

"Well you look like a pyjak's feces that was eaten up and then spit out by a varren!" "Wrex, thats my clone" "And?"

@paulhorneschillings1212

3 жыл бұрын

Clone: Like you, Urdnot Wrex. You're the poster child for why they invented the genophage. Wrex: My people have a future now, that's more than a clone could hope for. Or Wrex: I don't have time for this shit.

@takenking2925

3 жыл бұрын

@@austinbutcher8106 like he killed fist extremely fast I was expecting him say goodbye boom boom

A clone.

@FanimusMaximus

9 жыл бұрын

A clone.

@RoyalMudcrab

9 жыл бұрын

A BOMB!!!

@Yumi-vy9lf

9 жыл бұрын

Oh, crap...

@bludgerabled

8 жыл бұрын

+SZskits a clone?

@356MONKEYMAN

8 жыл бұрын

+Cap'n Marty OMG, JC!

Man, this DLC had the toughest boss fight in the entire game. .. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................If you want spoilers, click the read more button below................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................You end up fighting the copy shepard and her team, but the thing is, she has your exact skills, and she will use all of them against you. The stronger you are, the stronger the copy shepard is. And I came into this fight at level 60 with all skills but one maxed out, playing as a vanguard on insanity. When she'd biotic charge me, and hit me with a nova and then a shotgun blast, next thing I know, the game is asking me if I want to reload the last save..........................fuck.

@Life4Ninja

8 жыл бұрын

Being engineer wasn't easy too, my clone was spamming his drones and looked like if he had infinite medpacs.

@Life4Ninja

8 жыл бұрын

Sorry medpac is from SW: Knights of the Old Republic i meant medi-gels.

@KSAlejo

8 жыл бұрын

I guess that depends. With my vanguard it was fun, but with my infiltrator it was hilariously easy. The AI doesn't make use of the insane headshot damage a fully loaded Widow with tactical cloaking can do. Then again, almost all game is hilariously easy with the inflitrator.

@AdamG1983

8 жыл бұрын

That's nothing. Try Armax Arena playing with Mirror enemy. Good fucking night.

@supervegito2277

7 жыл бұрын

I was going infiltrator and had problems cause i couldnt find him

I love Tali's reaction: "really really" after all we go through. after all the fuckery we have dealt with this is what pops up now of all times? lol I love Tali

Clone: insults Wrex Wrex: And you're just a- Shepard: (full bodychecks clone, hands around their collar headbutting them into the ground) No. one. insults. my. Bro-gan!!

@willhornsby206

Жыл бұрын

Grunt: HIT THEM AGAIN SHEPARD!!

I feel like Javik's response was a bit tame. "Too many, but I'll be glad to grind yours beneath my feet, just for amusement. You are but a pale imitation of the commander."

"pale imitation of the real thing" Me thinks each member of the team should each have had a unique version of that instead.

@RuralTowner

9 жыл бұрын

RuralTowner Any of the teams comebacks...period.

@ConcaCon

8 жыл бұрын

+RuralTowner Especially since I don't buy James' usage of "pale imitation". Even Tali went for "cheap" at least.

@TweekMorgan4dictator

3 жыл бұрын

A clone.

Gotta love how she comments on both Kaidan and Ashley when the other one is standing right fucking there!

The two times this mission got personal: When she insulted Garrus and Tali When she messed with my hamster

Its funny how they are slowly putting their hands down... LOL It looks like they are in a music video about love

This is all well and good, but I think this video needs that Volus pizza guy.

3:45 Ok guys we get it, it's a clone

How I think some of the ME2 squadmates might react... [ _Seeing clone Shepard for first time_ ] Miranda: Honestly, I should have seen this coming... Jacob: Hold on... _two_ Shepards? Mordin: Fascinating... Grunt: Well, I'll be a son of a pyjak... Jack: I've seen a lot of shit in my time, but this...? Samara/Morinth: By the goddess... Thane: How... unexpected. Kasumi: Woah...! Double Shepards...! Zaeed: I'm gonna need a bigger pay... Legion: *Attempting to process new information.* [ _A clone_ ] Most party members: A clone... Legion: *A duplicate.* [ _Then why are you trying to kill us_ ] Mordin: Unclear. Why try to kill us? Legion: *What reason do you seek to terminate us?* [ _Insults_ ] "Like you, Miranda Lawson. You're only valued for your looks and being a - how did Jack say it? - a "Cerberus cheerleader". "Like you, Jacob Taylor. Honestly, I don't know what to say to you, you're _that_ boring." "Like you, Dr. Mordin Solus. How does it feel being the greatest mass murderer in galactic history?" "You possess Shepard's looks and attributes, but lack his/her principles. A pale imitation." "Like you, Urdnot Grunt. Without your genes or your little helpers, you'd just be another krogan." "Like you, Jack. Underneath that tough exterior, you're just scared little girl, aren't you?" "Like you, Samara. You killed your own monster of a daughter to satisfy your _code_ ." "Like you, Samara... if that is who you _really_ are." "Like you, Thane Krios. Your only contribution to the galaxy is killing people and not much else." "Like you, Kasumi Goto. You're just a petty thief trying to play hero." "Like you Zaeed Massani. I would have left you to die on that day. Would have done us all a favor, really." "Like you, Legion. I would have handed you off to Cerberus. We don't need anymore synthetics running around." " *You are a copy of questionable quality to Shepard-Commander.* " [ _No one will ever believe you're the real Shepard_ ] Mordin: Change in temperament and allegiances. Unlikely that others will believe you are the genuine thing. Legion: *Outside observers will not to accept you as the true Shepard-Commander.*

She did NOT just call Garrus a burnt-out cop.......>:-(

@hellsmith6249

5 жыл бұрын

Well, he kinda is, he more of the vigilante and a commander than a cop.

@puddinsss

5 ай бұрын

Did she lie though? LOL

Everyone Say it with me! a clone

@hanwenlew4425

8 жыл бұрын

A CLONE

@stepienmaximilian

8 жыл бұрын

A Clone?

@aeronblack9249

8 жыл бұрын

A clone

@Morosung

4 жыл бұрын

a clone

@alecodd169

4 жыл бұрын

a clone

At 8:45 tali just stands there as the model citadel falls around her

"You travel with fascinating comp-"Ah,whoops.Wrong video.

"In the old days, we has at least five minutes before the mission went south!"

It's a nice touch that only Vega and Javik refer to You as The Commander instead of just Shepard when they say "No one will believe you're Shepard". I like how it subtlety reminds you that they're the newest crew members and that all the others have known you long enough that they're comfortable​ just using your name instead of your​ title like Vega and Javik do. I don't know if it's intentional or coincidental, or if it's simply their preferred way of speaking but I like it either way.

The crew members look like they're doing yoga, when reacting to Clone Shepherd.

got to be honest those tali and wrex burns made me chuckle

@kevinbernardini9176

8 жыл бұрын

+Nwah Nerevar After hearing that i remember thinking this "Ohhh now it's personal, no one speaks like that to my Tali, this bitch is going down" and my Shepard was a male so the "bitch is going down" line was a double insult to that asshole

@hellsmith6249

5 жыл бұрын

TaurusBull13 you can call man a butch as well. I had a romance with Tali as MS so it went personal.

Shepherd calls her ship, clone stops transmission. Clone calls the ship, shepherd... stands and watches? Not even a "hey what the fuck! ?"

Merc: Shepherd brought the whole crew! Wrex: RAGH! Merc: OH SHIT! THEY GOT A KROGAN!! 😂😂😂

It would've been cool if each squad-mate had a custom reply to the clone's remarks. Ashley and Kaiden could have said something like "He/she was twice the soldier you'll ever be', rather than have everyone saying the same thing.

"I'd have picked the other one on Virmire. Ashley-something?" *Ashley's standing right there*

"Damn, this gig just gets weirder all the time." Yeah, pretty much.

“See you at the party princesses” Hahaha I love Wrex!

AW SHIT TALI SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT

The venom in Tali's voice. CHEAP IMITATION INDEED

A Clone.

@vico.martini

9 жыл бұрын

Berke Gölçük A clone.

@artur6912

9 жыл бұрын

Constanza Victoria Martini A clone.

@sebbro9432

9 жыл бұрын

artur6912 A clo... COMBO BREAKER!

@melvynlennard

9 жыл бұрын

Seb Bro You are just a pale imitation of the real thing.

@blah007001

9 жыл бұрын

A Clone.

Lolololol when they all saw the Shepard clone and putting their hands down, it's like they were doing yoga or something hahahaha nice editing there man ;)

@masonhale7074

10 жыл бұрын

it's apart of the dlc there was no editing in the motion.

I wonder what the other squad mates in the past would say. Thane? Kasumi? Zaeed? Grunt? Samara? Mordin? Jack? Legion? We'll never know! Clone Shep would probably insult Thane's lung sickness, Grunt's origin, Jack's origin, something to do with Samara's daughter, Kasumi's dead partner, Mordin's singing maybe, I know nothing about Zaeed.

@dannyrivera559

8 жыл бұрын

+JokerFarts more like Mordin's trying to fix the genophage that he's helped to create and Zaeed - being kicked from the Blue Suns also I'm surprised that Garruses insult was about C-sec ("burned out, past his prime" while he's like 29?) and not him losing his squad and almost dying on Omega ((

@hellsmith6249

5 жыл бұрын

Danny Rivera the reason why she pushed towards S-sec was because it’s an official info she got her hands on. Remember, she got thrown away straight away, and she had no way to get info from Cerberus or Alliance, so she found official info, and nobody knows (except the crew) that Garrus was an Archangel.

@Shade01982

3 жыл бұрын

@@hellsmith6249 Actually, they did know. During the fight, one of the mercs makes a comment about recognizing him as Archangel.

5:46 well it’s true, she’s never seen Garrus “War God,” Vakarian in action.

Wrex in ME: scary, ruthless bounty hunter, less joke Wrex in Citadel DLC: *Shooting enemy with laughing airheadly*

No offensive to Jennifer Hale as she is a damm good VO actor but Mark Meer totally nailed this seen hands down the male Shepard does this scene way better IMO.

@RogerRoger182

9 жыл бұрын

I Always play Femshep because I find Mark Meer's voice acting so disturbingly horrible that I can't listen to itXD. its funny that others find it good. I don't mean this as an insult. Maybe I'm the one who is weird;)

@artur6912

9 жыл бұрын

RogerRoger182 Yup Femshep all the way, Hale is just better than Meer, at least for me.

@eecarter333

9 жыл бұрын

Jen is a goddess of VO. Meer is a good vorcha and a good bi-sexual elven prostitute in the Blooming Rose, but he's just a pale imitation of the real thing.

@RogerRoger182

9 жыл бұрын

eecarter333 True. but I have to admit, Mark Meer as Shepard gets a lot better during the course of ME. In ME1 he sounds horrific, in 2 he improves and in 3 it is "good enough". But Jennifer Hale is just solid all the way. I don't even think she is "fantastic", in my opinion there are a lot who are better, but like I said...her performance is solid throughout the ME trilogy.

@eecarter333

9 жыл бұрын

RogerRoger182 often when I can I will often play both genders just to see what happens, ( though I will always gravitate towards femHeroes 1st) I like the 'whole story'. Took me forever to get though DA1 that way lol, but I tried ME1 with mark and I couldn't...I just couldn't listen to him. So I never played him in 2 or 3 and I knew Jen's performance from KotoR as Bastila, and I know she was a little stilted because they made her read it like Mark. They wanted her to sound pretty much the same, that was what she said in a panel at Comic Con anyway. she said she wanted to put a lot more emotion into it but bosses at Biowere wouldn't let her do it that much different than Meer ( maybe Hudson didn't want her to out shinning his golden boy? ) She does a lot of VOs and I'm never disapointed. Hell I buy games because she does a VO even if she isn't the PC, same with Ali yes I' fangirl

"do you know where i got these scars? feros! vermire! eden prime!"

*clones reveals herself* Tali: Really? Really?!

@thatguyluke242

3 жыл бұрын

She sounds so done

Tali does not give a fuck. 8:44 Also, why is this repeated four times?

A clown

@TheFirestar2323

6 жыл бұрын

Thought i was the only one who heard it...

Don't laugh guys but I think that's.. A clone!

Wrex should of said "And you just a bitch" lmao

@diobolikal5739

7 жыл бұрын

Cerrome Afrocanus Wrex: And you're just a lonely pyjak .

5:30 Ash: I'm right fucking here, you know...

since when is Lieara a cheerleader, too? i think miranda was the one =)

I always found it funny how brooks had really nice armor for a person who never saw action. Made me suspicious even before finding out she was a spy

I never thought i'd be saying this but i'm looking forward to killing myself LMAO only in mass effect the writing is so good

@jier9904

7 жыл бұрын

Syisulis Solease this DLC writing is full of jokes an a tad bit silly though.

Her insults to EDI is weird considering the clone herself was made in a lab, they have a pretty similar backgrounds

7:54 when someone asks what u thought of ME3’s ending

What I love about Wrex in this DLC is that he comes off like the daddy of the group who is finally getting a chance to cut loose.

"In the old days we went atleast 5 minutes before the mission went to shit" Yeah thats bullshit Wrex

lol Tali's reaction is great. The only one to acknowledge the tongue in cheek cliche'd quality of the whole thing.

"A Clown."

"Like you, Major Alenko. I would`ve picked the other one on Virmire. Ashley Something?... Ashley stands besides him... HAHAHAHAHAHA

"A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone."

I love how you edit your videos, showing all turnouts, and past events and references they mention. I really enjoy your vids. I subbed.

Man, I really wish we could get the armor the clone's wearing in that scene... it looks awesome.

Funny bit of thought, if you bring EDI, you actually have a direct link to the Normandy... no need to transmit command codes. Problem solved.

Imagine if Mass Effect 2 exclusive squadmates were available: "Jacob Taylor, I would have taken your advice and sent you into the vents at the Collector Base."

Wrex: A clone. James: A clone. Garrus: A clone. Javik: A clone. Ashley: A clone. Kaidan: A clone. Tali: A clone. Liara: A clone. EDI: A clone. WE GET IT, SHE'S A CLONE!!

@Heruagarwaen

7 жыл бұрын

A clone.

@j.vinton4039

3 жыл бұрын

A clone

@christopherfleetwood5252

2 жыл бұрын

Mewtwo: A clone

"Really? So that's how it's going to be" I love Krogans haha

I just wanted to say thank you, you are the real MVP for making this hyperspecific video I needed to write my Mass Effect Fan Fiction.

then why do you want tequilas?!!

Liara: is the Shadow Broker Clone: you‘re pretending to be a soldier Liara: Errr...no, I‘m pretending not to be the Shadow Broker you idiot

3:44 totally reminded me of that old SpongeBob episode when Squidward uses the time machine and he's trapped in that purgatory place and those voices keep echoing "Alone, alone, alone... Alone!"

Kinda funny how none of the teammates could think of a different comeback to that insult.

I just love how the person on the left always has that "Mind Fucking Blown" gesture when putting their hands down