I love that the "special drug dealing website" is just discord.

@Scoreex

3 ай бұрын

Realistic

@rektanglex

3 ай бұрын

Its probably supposed to be telegram

@oliverholm3973

3 ай бұрын

That's probably common nowadays, idk

@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb

2 ай бұрын

@@rektanglex It looks more like DIscord but realistically speaking most of them use Telegram.

@Mechanized85

Ай бұрын

No fucking thanks.

This entire stream was a diversion so now when you look up “jerma drug dealer” you find this instead of the multiple times he was arrested in Boston for drug distribution

@isqqcc

21 күн бұрын

just like the walt disney frozen conspiracy theory

He was my drug dealer between 2010 and 2019. I mean he was my actual drug dealer in real life. Crazy boutique type designer chemicals that’ll cook your soul. This isn’t a meme. Every club on the east coast pushed his product. I knew kids who carved up their own faces trying to “reach their own nightmares”. My ex almost devoured by gators, looking for the “Big Gonzo Lizard”. He’s ruined _so many_ lives, and I can’t understand how he’s still out here, while everyone else involved is dead or behind bars or clinically insane. I know we say it like it’s some kind of joke but this guy really is fucked.

@potatomilki

3 ай бұрын

yeah

@pervasivedoubt150

3 ай бұрын

Jerma handed me a pill and told me to take it if I wanted to “peep the horror”. I was pretty hesitant but he just kept staring at me, so I took it. That night I had visions of my mortal demise & personally met Satan in hell. I’ll never understand why he would create such a horror

@Aercoh

3 ай бұрын

he sold my brother something called "Filler test" and he's been in a coma ever since. How does he keep getting away with it

@drewthedweeeb

3 ай бұрын

Yeah what he said

@fizzinilife7703

3 ай бұрын

Hes a danger to society. I havent been able to sleep at night ever since he spiked my drink. I have no idea what he laced me with but i keep hearing a blender when i try to sleep

Jerma is addicted to eating bugs, he wants there to be 3 bug legs in his hersheys bars SO BAD and refuses to believe it’s a myth. What a psycho

@dan_loeb

3 ай бұрын

it's not a myth. fda considers insects and animal droppings natural contaminants because it's better to have little bits of bugs in chocolate, pasta, fruit, cheese, etc, than pesticides in the water supply. fda rules are based on number of insect parts/fragments per 100g of chocolate, they get oddly specific too. stuff like "200grams of rice can have at most five mouse hairs, 10 droppings, 100 insect parts". or such and such. on average 100grams of chocolate has 5-8 insect fragments/parts, which is far less than the 60 which is the limit the fda has in place. it's just filler/protein, there's no feasible way to produce food at scale affordably and keep every bug/mouse out. insect fragments in chocolate are so small you'd never notice unless you had an allergic reaction to them, it's a real thing, some people can't eat certain foods because of it.

@pervasivedoubt150

3 ай бұрын

ONLY if a handsome doctor tells him to

@dan_loeb

3 ай бұрын

@@pervasivedoubt150 handsome doctor, in a open lab coat with no shirt (abs showing) and bike shorts walks in carrying his bike on a single finger like it's an empty tote bag. he tosses it up and the bike lands perfectly on a hook on the wall. he unlatches his bike helmet and kneepads, revealing his flowing golden locks and chiseled kneecaps. The perfectly formed but tiny man who was sitting on the exam table, kicking his legs back and forth takes note of all this, he visibly begins pogging at the sight of the handsome doctor's knees. the doctor thinks it's pretty cringe, but he doesn't say it out loud. The doctor turns to the homunculus before him, "says here on the chart you're Jerma985 Elbertson?" Jerma eyes widen and he karate chops the air rhythmically during his response, trying to impress the doctor. "BYEAH, thats me, look at me!" the doctor calmly responds "alright well, your vitals seem fine, can't do anything about the height without painful expensive surgery, so... (his voice drops two octaves and becomes bitcrushed, like jigsaw) YOU WANNA EAT BUGS?" he pulls out a large bug salad bowl, a full man sized portion, of spiders, roaches, ants, worms, etc, all still wiggling and the movement throws a few of them onto the floor. they skitter away as jerma watches nervously. jerma thinks to himself "he's everything I've ever wanted" the doctor, still doing a saw voice, says sternly "MAKE YOUR CHOICE"

@kaelleomel

2 ай бұрын

​@@pervasivedoubt150 60 btw

"I wanna play this game more" never plays the game

So yeah.... I was getting robed and tried the "just throw the money" technique and the guy legitimately said "wtf is this, a jerma skit" and there was a moment of connection, then his fist made a more impactful connection with my cheek. He totally could tell that I knew his reference.

@supersillystuffs

24 күн бұрын

Chat is this real?

@isqqcc

21 күн бұрын

i really, really fucking hope this has happened somewhere, or that this is real

@mikotoh

15 күн бұрын

YOU WANT MY MONEY? GO GET IT! [throws money clip on the ground and runs away]

jerma sitting there chanting shake shack sucks ten times while threatening to blind himself like he’s being held hostage is a psychotic bit

The thing that makes this particular stream of his better is the fact when Joel played it he found it boring and was wondering how Jerma managed to stream it for hours.

@Koselill

3 ай бұрын

I think Joel is very game focused, whilst Jerma makes content from anything. For Joel there's no funny moments, but for Jerma he makes fun of the situation and everything reminds him of something and then he starts making bits and it just snowballs. And Im subbed to both, so this isnt a diss on Joel, they're just very different haha

@ToodleDoodle

3 ай бұрын

Yeah the game just wasn't to his taste. At least he had fun with the police pathfinding.

@acecarego

3 ай бұрын

because joel hates polish people

@glasket_

3 ай бұрын

​@@Koselill"For Joel there's no funny moments" Unless he's pausing the game to go on an hour long detour about something completely unrelated.

dump truck you make waking up worth it

@tysopiccaso8711

3 ай бұрын

Ong

@tydogzilla

3 ай бұрын

fr

@AdminAbuse

3 ай бұрын

The zoomer comments kill me

@tysopiccaso8711

3 ай бұрын

fax@@AdminAbuse

@gwitch

3 ай бұрын

@@AdminAbuse im probably older than you ngl

the concept of homeopathic amphetamine is hilarious

@bossman-jk9tl

18 сағат бұрын

Medicinal crack, even

I love when a time limit is introduced and jerma immediately stops what he's doing and just stands there going "what- what- wh-" for atleast half of the alloted time

39:52 "so i can put two or three bug legs in my coke" is legitimately one of my favorite unhinged lines from a stream

Why is no one talking about how good the cartel plugs voice acting is

@bunasdfghjkl

8 күн бұрын

liTERALLY. and the animations for him too, i love it

This is a REALLY long voicemail.

when you think about it, this game is just like death stranding

@Hellfiredeity

3 ай бұрын

When you think about it, this game is just like death grips

"today we're gonna' do drugs" what do you mean "today", jerma?

@spacebassist

3 ай бұрын

what do you mean "we" jerma?

If jerma were to actually kill someone we’d never know because of all these jokes we make about it. We’d just think it was another meme if we saw his mugshot on tv

dude these long edits have turned into the only videos i watch

Common DumpTruck W

@Ry-mj2eb

3 ай бұрын

dumptruck

@lo-life1577

3 ай бұрын

Sex

Anyone got dry rub?? im lookin for a fix

“People smoke weed right?” *All of California* “… You’d never be out of a job.”

I can't believe Jerma changed his anthrax supply with my cocaine and sugar fix!

I love this stream ive watched the whole thing like 4-5 times now.

Jerma Simulator

4:31 the crow stuck in the left sky mid-flight is me.

Love you dumptruck

@kakroom3407

3 ай бұрын

i love you dump truck

@chinggiskhanvevo6589

3 ай бұрын

​@@kakroom3407 dumptruck.....I am so drunk 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 dumptruuuuuuckkkkkk

@jeremytitus9519

3 ай бұрын

I lOve u dum b p traçk

@TheUnicornChicken

3 ай бұрын

luv jermi dmptrck

@jubileehoney3269

2 ай бұрын

love u dump

"For every ¼ cup of cornmeal, the FDA allows an average of one or more whole insects, two or more rodent hairs and 50 or more insect fragments, or one or more fragments of rodent dung." -CNN Article from 2024

@troglodytee

3 ай бұрын

and to think upton sinclair warned us so long ago

@CEDEREL

3 ай бұрын

what does the “or more” mean how much more D:

I never watch jerma. The few times I've gotten around and been like I wanna watch jerma. It's always his chat trolling him about his volume at the beginning. He still falls for it 🤣

he sounds like a politician when talking about pot

This is wild that you uploaded this today. I went years back to find Sips’s old vods of him playing this, just yesterday. My two favorite old men on Twitch ❤

1:12:05 amazing joke, like a 9.3/10

0:23 starting off with his normal insanity :)

@skipmanghondarg

3 ай бұрын

This broadcaster LOVES consuming ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES

this guy really was a sick piece of work, RIP.

@dumptruck Could you make one of your fantastic long edits of the Clocktower 3 stream. It has my favourite jerma moments but its like 5 hours long. That would be awesome sauce if you could hombre.

@SmittyWerbenJag3rmanJenson

3 ай бұрын

I second this

@stonecoldhooligani3862

3 ай бұрын

The bad guy gets bugs bunny hit by a door part never fails to make me laugh

@KW-ng8nd

3 ай бұрын

@@stonecoldhooligani3862 shit the proves how much we need the edit i forgot about that bit.

man his boston accent is really noticeable in this one

ANYWAYS TODAY WE'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS

Thanks for your hard work ❤

Watching this on withdrawal to further torment myself 🥰🥰

10:22 METH STRANDING 🤣 I literally screamed

I know this is a long shot, but does anyone have that clip of Jerma saying "I dont know where to go!" and freaking out in elden ring?

everyone hates dry rub lmao

This video entertained me for a whole week

Just subbed thanks for these

the enhanced coffee cheetos chicken bit kills me every time

thinking of ster’s jerma impression makes so many part of this stream

I wish Jerma985 was MY drug dealer! :D

Dumptruck is my new favorite jerma editor helllllllll yeah

Good edit friend :)

dumptruck saving the day once again

The SECOND Jerma said he would "show what he means with the whipped cream" I knew it was a bad idea 🤣

thanks

sells drugs "am i going to hurt people" lol....

Bless you dumpy

It baffles my mind that Jerma is the same age as my mom

@JoseTV

3 ай бұрын

is jerma ur dad?

@mikeyb0121

3 ай бұрын

@@JoseTV possible

@goo6428

3 ай бұрын

​@@mikeyb0121 is jerma ur mom?

@mikeyb0121

3 ай бұрын

@@goo6428 likely

@misaefre

3 ай бұрын

same, hes just a little bit younger tho

34:20 Literal cartoon character

what was censored later in the video? was that just him doing his bit of bleeping things out?

According to Jerma he has been alive for a decade or 20

Ronald Ridaled

I really need to poop

35:00 Listen, Germa, it's not about being fancy, it's about the fact that whipped cream tastes like fermented dog shit. It's nasty. I'd absolutely turn it upside down and spray away if it were like custard or slightly melted ice cream, or just softice. But whipped cream? I'd vom.

@FrostyFoxDrake

3 ай бұрын

sounds a bit like a skill issue

@oliverholm3973

3 ай бұрын

@@FrostyFoxDrake No that's what I'm saying, I'm not looking down on Jerma, I'm looking up to his miraculous power swallow such huge loads of cream. It's remarkable.

@demonicloaf2100

Ай бұрын

​@@oliverholm3973Jerma *loves* swallowing large amounts of "cream".

1:18:19 Headcrab Andy

@twod0ves

3 ай бұрын

dutch vanderlind

nitty oxy

jermer

Not the most ”streets smart” person this Jerma guy

Why does he play games like he's high? 😂

36:13 whippy

@tomfanning8319

28 күн бұрын

40:12 bug legs

@tomfanning8319

28 күн бұрын

42:40 depressed Jerma

Polish simulator

thank you thank you thank you xoxo

caught this vid at 420 likes but 2 ppl liked it before i could screenshot. shame...

So youre not very smart. Are you

36:39

Jerma comment sections have some decent jokes

am i going deaf or is this quiet

@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt

3 ай бұрын

no, that's racism. That's not good, man. Focus on the good things in life.

@CEDEREL

3 ай бұрын

deaf

You must have recorded all of this when the game first came out. This game doesn't look like this anymore and its better than it was when it first came out I guess.

POV: Jerma fans go INSANE due to lack of content

pin this pls :)

Fuck the drugs.

i remember playing 2 dos games about drug dealing because one of them was an inspiration for a game called Dealer on Newgrounds. Drugwars was easy, you just ran weed while stashing cash and working your way up and out of debt while hoping not to get fuckin robbed, murdered or arrested. Druglord on the otherhand, was hard as shit. You had to work with going across country which had effected the price of drugs you had. Like a g of coke would be a grand in NY and in San Diego, it'd be 650 so you had to play like an actual genius

For anyone who, god knows why, might thinking of buying this game: dont. Its terrible. The devs suck. Its worth pirating, not worth buying. Edit: I should clarify, by "it's worth pirating, not worth buying", I meant it's worth your time but not your money, didnt mean anything about the morals (because piracy is always moral). There's some fun to be had, but even three dollars is too much.

@cyanlol.

3 ай бұрын

any game is worth pirating there doesn't have to be some abject moral reason to justify yourself.

@SpaceCop

3 ай бұрын

it's $3 on steam, too late

@MissBeloved__

3 ай бұрын

why do the devs suck? whatd they do

@shogunpug4071

2 ай бұрын

Ooo shocking. The obvious small little effort game isn't worth buying. It's literally a mobile game worth of mechanics. We're not idiots. Also everyone knows there's always a game that comes out that only streamers can have "fun" with.

@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel

Ай бұрын

​​@@MissBeloved__promised a handful of interesting mechanics to get people to buy, then abandoned it and started work on a sequel. I don't remember all the specifics, it's been awhile.