I never made the connection before with the opening. You've been bailed from jail. Which means you are still going to trial for something eventually. So the whole time you're out on bail awaiting trial you're stealing a bunch of shit and selling it at a pawn shop. This game just became a lot funnier in context of this person being some kind of fucking kleptomaniac that doesn't give a shit if he gets caught while already on the way to a conviction.

@riikki___

6 ай бұрын

gets bail, immediately signs up for RentaThug

@ron133.

5 ай бұрын

​@@riikki___ fuckin genius

@BarackLesnar

5 ай бұрын

Burglr, the gig economy thief app

@chiralanomalous2904

4 ай бұрын

you say he's a kleptomaniac, but most of the time he's just breaking household items with a crowbar then leaving

@idrather7953

4 ай бұрын

My favorite part is how his favorite missions are the ones where he breaks in just to smash shit

He sounds so old. I hope hospice is going well for him 😢

@stwabewwwy

8 ай бұрын

I hope his soul is saved

@Exobiologic

8 ай бұрын

I hope the Combine can find him a new host body , off-world relocation has really run it's toll on him 😔

@mcgfn

6 ай бұрын

@@Exobiologicthey're gonna put him in the Breen slug :(

@_Cet_Cet

6 ай бұрын

prayers for him 🙏😔✊️

@SirNightmareFuel

6 ай бұрын

I read that as hoe-spice. I am doubly concerned. 😢

Jerma hears a noise he wasn't expecting and for the next thirty seconds panics and tries to kill any living being within sight

@shaynehughes6645

5 ай бұрын

I'm sorry you were there to see it

@duckonaroll1913

4 ай бұрын

hes that cop that heard an acorn hit his car and got down and started shooting

@demonicloaf2100

3 ай бұрын

​@@duckonaroll1913Didn't expect to see such a recent comment

@UncleSam3188

3 ай бұрын

@@demonicloaf2100I live in your walls

@Spikedog777

2 ай бұрын

Resident Evil 2

I'm pretty sure the home owners are gonna care a lot more about the SHATTERED TOILET than the singular broken plate he was sent there for.

@whilwheatonIII

6 ай бұрын

You clearly don't enough take pride in your dishware

@bimboitis

Ай бұрын

​@@whilwheatonIII you clearly dont take pride in your porcelain throne

@frostyelwood9898

Ай бұрын

@@whilwheatonIIIwhere else shall i lay my crowned jewels? If all is shattered then i have nothing. I cannot set such precious jewels upon a cold pipe. It means more than a platter. It is necessary

@anyalaASMR

Ай бұрын

@@frostyelwood9898poetry… 🥹

the pink panther trap remix is killing me

@judtt

5 ай бұрын

I cried

The way the auto play went from the pink panther theme to Classical dubstep kills me

>softlocked end game is an option >softlocked >spends 3 hours trying to get off the stairs

the voice line of the police saying "you're under arrest!" sounds just like Jerma

@Lightboxy2

3 ай бұрын

1:16:26 this guy even looks a little bit like old jerma lol

idk why but the extended first person thief arms is so perfect for jerma

@shaynehughes6645

5 ай бұрын

If he crouched and walked around he would 100% raise his arms to his face

@mikotoh

26 күн бұрын

raptor

''You're under arrest'' then does a sick 360

"im like a normal person right?" *stands behind backyard fence at eye level and stares*

If I went to steal from someone and their bedroom was just a king-sized bed with a bunch random bulges sticking up? Not only am I not breaking into that house, I'M calling the police.

the youtube autoplay part is so good😭😭😭

@lio_hoshizora

5 ай бұрын

i think jerma would rly like touhou arrangements

@aciperkele5173

3 ай бұрын

I woke up to the loud fur elise remix playing😭

@katqt32

10 күн бұрын

The pink panther remix was insane

@katqt32

10 күн бұрын

Never mind the Beethoven dubstep was worse

Jerma having a staring contest with homeowners then loudly breaking a window after they go about 50 feet away and wondering why the police were called is such a Jerma thing lmao

the fact that the main character of this game looks like he stepped out of a crime prevention ad is incredible

The auto-generated chapters are genuinely kinda funny

@jakeanator

4 ай бұрын

The neighborhood watch

@filteredmountaindew4521

Ай бұрын

the incompetent burglar 💀

@anyalaASMR

Ай бұрын

“Where’s the toilet” and “sleeping in the car” are my personal favorites

burglah boy

boy oh boy i sure do love jerma i sure hope he doesnt turn to performing illegal actions to get by

I love how there is a list of controls and he proceeds to fuck up controls every time

13:43 this is the logic of a person who does the genocide run. They don't care that the point of the game is to steal and that killing people would be the exact opposite of a clean theft and getaway, he has to kill people just to see it happen. Pathos is a meaningless word for Jerma.

@kakroom3407

4 ай бұрын

He can't be stopped.

The pawn shop man looks like the kid who disrespects velociraptors at the beginning of Jurassic Park

I watch Jerma because it's so frustrating to watch him play anything lol. It's so funny, but he doesn't see context clues or pop ups like ever haha

@Acrylescent

4 ай бұрын

Jermaine is the embodiment of streamer brain lol.

@mannyperez4010

6 күн бұрын

I'm under the impression now that most streamers are like this.

Jerma not realizing that his mouse has a DPI button is an actual boomer andy moment.

it just looks like such a sad neighbourhood...

9:18 this segment with Jerma just breaking everything is somehow genius; because why would a thief do such a thing and resulting in confused police.

the fiction of a burglar bumping fur elise dubstep in their headphones to break sinks to is so good

best jerma stream to date, the original vod flies by somehow

Are you a machine (politely)

@derpicat

5 ай бұрын

leefy

@jackw.1342

5 ай бұрын

@@derpicat rage comic?

Thank you so much for making these and sharing them with us... I found your channel right as I was going through so much bullshit. Having these on in the background has been indescribably helpful. I know your prolly thinking, I'd just watch something else if these didn't exist. But that's not actually true lol. I'll just sit in silence, starring at a wall all day if I don't find something perfect like these. So thank you! 💕 💕 It means a lot.

@PolumbiusTheThird

6 ай бұрын

get help

@rainbowGZUS7

6 ай бұрын

​@@PolumbiusTheThirdnever, I like being sad

@eliashanstad8169

6 ай бұрын

Hope you feel better

@numberswithmeaning

5 ай бұрын

Psych ward gang ❤

@charlesdemers1197

5 ай бұрын

@@numberswithmeaning WE MAKIN IT OUT THE PSYCH WARD WITH THIS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

i fell asleep to this after an awful day. thank ytou

Sleeping to this tonight. I just know I’m gonna sleep so fucking good

@YUR_VMP_BYFRND

Ай бұрын

Update: I slept so fucking good, doing it again

i bought one razer product and every time i plugged it into a PC it would download and install their parasite software. I instantly threw it in the trash, couldn't even be bothered to return it.

2:02:27 I love the idea of a self-aware burglar who is just tired of his job, but keeps on going regardless even when he knows he’s in the wrong

Ahh I got this game on my switch when it was on sale for practically free. It’s not a perfect game, but it’s fun

the brick hit was worth it

What’s crazy to me is how well he is at pretending he doesn’t know how to steal from houses to cover up what he does off steam. It’s so scary that we let people like this roam the streets…

@ZeallustImmortal

10 күн бұрын

He doesnt steal from houses off stream, he just breaks in and destroys things.

Haven’t seen this stream in ages, thanks for the edit! :)

20:00 Literally ""scout"" in meet the spy

The question is how do we steal Jerma? Will there be a Jerma Thief Simulator?

Jerma the type of guy to step on a branch alerting his presence to the skinwalker that's stalking him

jermas reference to purgatory early in the stream became a reality there at the end with the brick throwing

THE TRAP REMIX LOL

@Sturj

13 күн бұрын

OMG IT DOESNT STOP 😭😭😭

1:17:17 jermas running in there like hes a bug 😭😭

53:20 Jerma comes to the realization on his own of what a neighborhood watch is without actually realizing it

1:53:08 I refuse to believe Jerma shares our roadways.

SICK I love this dumb game

most underrated jerma stream, thanks so much for the edit

Jerma and the 10 second response time

So, I bought the game after watching a small bit. I did three heist in less then 25mins and got farther then jerma levels, in 5 hours

@charlesdemers1197

5 ай бұрын

The thing is you don’t suck ass at video games.

@obscure_alternatives

4 ай бұрын

The fact that Jerma gets distracted and fails like twenty times is what makes him so funny.

"That's because I'm not a thief in real life, how could I be good at something I don't do?" He says this to defend against the accusation of being bad at this game. He plays games for a living.

Man is obsessed with houses and rooms

"They shouldn't put a jump there" *it was a staircase*

1:17:11 is where the music starts causing issues

Bro the doorbells were so annoying lol holy Christ

every time vinny started talking i thought it was fucking vinny vinesauce for a second

1:17:12 this is the exact scene that sums this whole stream in just over a minute

32:26 Not a bug but a feature, if I was a criminal and saw that I wouldn’t dare to run

2:48:13

56:00 CRYING over this yelp

the beethoven dubstep remix had me crying 😭

This guy's so good at video games.

narrator sounds like willem dafoe (so essentially jerma)

The music is so funny

Steal: “T H E C H I N A.”

The music bits fucking killed me holy shit

1:59:10 Hey thats the Fears to fathom: Home Alone house! exact same asset!

fur elise remix ended me

”Kiirby reemix………..kiirby reemix……………kirbyremix…………….kirby reemix…………kirby remix………..”

This man CRIES to the I.R.S.

i dont know what it says about me that this is almost identical to my first experience playing this game. i even got mostly the same rankings he did.

13:22 25:01 26:34 32:15 42:02 48:01 52:33 53:14 58:00 1:06:00 1:13:03 1:17:05

wonder if he ever found out vinny is indeed named after vinesauce vinny 🤔

1:17:50 the music😆

LARERY DAVID

“YAUNNERRESHD”

STEEL VAGINA STEEL VAGINA

Wii trap remix is hard

52:40

Upper decker 😂😂😂😂

watching jerma try to throw bricks through windows for 20 minutes is genuinely one of the most painful things I have ever expienced,,,, am i going crazy or is his aim, like,, impossibly bad? judging the height wrong is fine, that's one thing - but why is he always aiming way to the left or right? i'm losing my mind over this even though it's completely insignificant

How do I find that playlist? Haha

half life 3

1:17:03-1:18:08

5:06

bwuhj

2:08:49 😂

1:18:45

Jerma is an idiot, but this one is just trying shit and finding out 😂 it would be awesome to see someone react to this who did knew what they were doing and they watch jerma just running in circles and laugh while holding stolen stuff in front of witnesses and police 😮😂😂

Bro how can you run so many ads on this video?? For shame. Not your content.

Hahia poopy streamer

@jacobkrakowski

6 ай бұрын

No that's Vinesauce Joel silly.

1:25:38 Pain.... if you know you know...

@xanderkhan7943

2 ай бұрын

This is killing me!!!! Who's outro is this?? I can't for the life of me remember

@ayelmao395

2 ай бұрын

@@xanderkhan7943 callmecarson, at least the one I was referring to

@bakugoushoe

Ай бұрын

isn't it popular mmos?

Why did you decide to do a long edit for a 5 year old Jerma thief simulator stream now, instead of 5 years ago?

@kanyevest3246

6 ай бұрын

he didn’t start uploading until this year

@iCookCrystalMeth

5 ай бұрын

yuh my name is kanye west i wear uh kanye vest cuz im dumb kanye best

@gwitch

5 ай бұрын

i was unaware there was a time limit to these things

@batrachianbill9760

5 ай бұрын

why did you post this comment 2 weeks ago instead of posting it 2 months ago when this video was released

@cdogthehedgehog6923

4 ай бұрын

​@@batrachianbill9760 you killed them

This game is bad.

@Jarmey984

5 ай бұрын

J🤤🤤🤤ema🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😢

hope jerma stops streaming while high bc this sucked

@de-ment

8 ай бұрын

on god high jerma sucks cause he's so anxious it's almost like self torture how bad he reacts to everything around him

@slimaaconroy

8 ай бұрын

@@de-ment this stream felt like you were watching your buddy crash out drunk and vomit on his shoes while crying

@sheildingepicness

6 ай бұрын

@@slimaaconroylamest commenter

@hautoa1513

6 ай бұрын

​@@slimaaconroythats peak tho

@Dami-ey2mu

6 ай бұрын

Okay let's see you stream then

worst jerma stream to date, the original short edit felt like an eternity anyhow

@wowbenwtf

8 ай бұрын

??

@sheildingepicness

6 ай бұрын

Way to out yourself as a loser

@Dami-ey2mu

6 ай бұрын

Okay let's see you stream then

@de-ment

6 ай бұрын

@@Dami-ey2mu on god mfs be malding HARD

@ron133.

5 ай бұрын

Okay let's see you Jerm then

1:17:05