His descent into madness from a naive but well-intentioned store owner to sadistic vehicle flinging, hostage taking, ruthless lockpicking thief is a warning sign to all. Never become this invested in your career

@augustusfren133

24 күн бұрын

breaking gas

@KZ-ub9bg

21 күн бұрын

this is like the Whiplash/Black Swan of gasoline station owner. Cinema

god i love imagining being a customer who drove your car in for a quick fill and then the second you get out the crazed man who has just spent the past 15 minutes throwing various tables and chairs at a child comes over and uses his mithral broomstick to fucking beam your car to the moon. i’d be so fucking pissed dude

Be careful Dumptruck! Jerma has a habit of cooking & eating prolific long editors. Godspeed.

W, you hear he came outta retirement then explained how he didn't actually come out retirement... 10 million smacked

@thesnowmiser6728

24 күн бұрын

How will we jermites recover?

@thefrub

23 күн бұрын

Jerma has a decade long catalog, there's probably 5,000 hours of Jerma content

@chefbob662

23 күн бұрын

​@@thefrubI need him

@lottie227

23 күн бұрын

@@chefbob662same😔

@lungse.2565

22 күн бұрын

I WANT HIM ​@@chefbob662

IT AIN'T A GOOD MEAL IF I AIN'T WATCHING A DUMPTRUCK EDIT WHILE EATING

babe wake up new jerma long edit

@randomsimpson

13 күн бұрын

"New"

16:28 the constant referencing of jerma being a psycho and them him quoting anton should be a statement about him being a psychopath

My cat is sleeping next to me I'm trying not to wake her up but I can't stop losing it every time he sends a car flying with the broom

dumptruck

@brodudeguy5843

23 күн бұрын

dumptruck

@PointsofData

11 күн бұрын

Thank you google translate

ONE OF THE CLASSICS IN MY HEART THANK YOU

This is my favorite stream of his. I've seen so many long edits of this one, and watched the archived raw stream repeatedly. I fuckin die laughing every time 😂😂 This one and the Thrillville are easily top 5 Jerma streams

6:16 He reacts to the police car exactly like an untrained dog.

Another long edit, life is good.

Jerma: "I can pick up and throw things? But how?!"

Thank you Mr. Truck 🫡

Idk why but this stream gives me a lot of nostalgia, despite watching jerma way longer before it.

thank u so much for making this, i always put on these long edits of jerma streams to fall asleep to but i found the 2ndjerma edit of this exact stream is too short, this one is the perfect length to put me to sleep.

1:24:19 Jerma king of the junjle confirmed

has anyone thought of watching an entire vod before watching a long edit but then sleeping through it when you watch the vod? this is like that one time jerma bought a movie that had a trial and he had to sit cause it was a waste of money if he didnt sit through it but he slept through the entire story only to wake up and watch the climax, then he said "you couldve read the wikipedia for that ending!"

THank you for making these long edits! You're awesome!!

I always keep wanting to play this game lmao but watching someone else play is just hilarious dude thank you❤

ty for this long edit

WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

dumptruck you've done it again

new editor unlocked

I’ve never been this early to anything, explains why i can’t hold down a job.

casually made the most beautiful chord progression at 38:42 then immediately ruined it

DUMP GOD BLESSES US ANOTHER DAY GLORY TO JEGLA

Watching this high is actually such a different experience. This all feels like a fever dream. Like a state of paychosis💀💀💀

@bmkbbk123

20 күн бұрын

Yeah the enviroment and graphics don’t help either 😭 after watching this yesterday I had a dream where I had to run this exact gas station it was wild.

@AdminAbuse

18 күн бұрын

Paychosis, sure buddy

another day another banger

hey dumptruck just wanted to say thanks doing these edits

Dumptruck, you always come in just in time to make my day

dumptruck saving the jerma long edits coummuntiy

he’s both goofus and gallant

GYAS

I don't understand how it's possible to ignore a flashing notification for an extended period of time and then proceed to be surprised when you run out of gas. He also reads out loud at 10:54 "You need to order garbage collection using a PC" but is wondering how to get the trash to be taken not even thirty minutes later. Now I understand why developers put annoying tutorial messages everywhere with pop-up screens and everything. And apparently even that isn't enough at times if the player doesn't notice anything.

Speaking as someone who does work in a gas station irl, people DO get mad at you if you undercharge them

@Player_O1ne

17 күн бұрын

LMAO? why?

@Dynomafia139

5 күн бұрын

Scammed💢😡💨

"No, I don't like pumping gas... do you have to wait?!" - "I Hate" by Overkill, 1989

The most powerful man on earth simulator

i miss him.. good dude. hope he dont burn himself too much below there..

jermas the elf WITH the shelf

love him even more for the cranberry juice

this game is like... genuinely insanely weird. in a good way, but still.

Truck that dumps

26:16 I love how Jerma's first move after reading that is to have the chat member banned. He really is ruthless.

@lamb6276

23 күн бұрын

1:24:16 also I like this timestamp

@womankisserjermaluvr

17 күн бұрын

the way he talks himself down from it lmaooo

40:00 this is so me

1:01:00 I need to know if he made that sound with his mouth

My god the thumbnail to this channel.

@4rumani

16 сағат бұрын

what the fuck do you mean the thumbnail to the channel

Gyas

fill that order for the customer back there 😄 yeah we wanna take care of our people there 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

25:00

W editor of course! But i wanted to say I've seen more of the gas station in this one video than i have watching Caseoh for a week 🤣

43:47 jermacraft power singing when?

Thanks Dumpy! I'm going through an actual identity crisis right now and feel uncomfortable being with myself and happy with myself but watching your long edits really does help to take the pain away! Love you. 💜

@Spidersox1989

23 күн бұрын

I hope it gets worse ❤

@jubileehoney3269

23 күн бұрын

@Spidersox1989 well that's because nobody loves you. Good luck with your struggles tho! :)

@Spidersox1989

23 күн бұрын

@@jubileehoney3269 dude took it seriously

@nickrose1312

23 күн бұрын

I hope it gets better 💔

@Spidersox1989

23 күн бұрын

@@jubileehoney3269 dude took it seriously

1:14:30

I wish these stupid fake simulator games would actually let you do what you want, hence the simulator part, ts realy dumb that its just this genertic ipad game with better graphics

1 view 1 minute dumpy fell off....

Fell off

1:32:32