The origin stream of 'zerking off', we stand upon hallowed ground

@dan_loeb

2 ай бұрын

zerma zerkin off to zorn on ztream

@junksomnia

2 ай бұрын

@@dan_loeb zerma shows his zenis and starts zerkin off to zorn on ztream

@Electric0eye

2 ай бұрын

No blood can be shed in this holy place.

@vinceb8123

Ай бұрын

Why is there a Zenis on my wall?!

@solarctic

Ай бұрын

timestamp pls

all hail the jerma long editors 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

@RICKISUGLY

2 ай бұрын

My fav genre of youtuber

@smooth4553

2 ай бұрын

Prosperity and long life for long editors

@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel

2 ай бұрын

We must keep the meat grinder fed for their sustenance

@Krakenheado7

2 ай бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

@TotalTuxedo

2 ай бұрын

Shoutout the Jerma long editors. Gotta be my favorite gender. 🙏

In a time of hardship, Zerma has revealed he would quickly become a fat fetishist asmr streamer

@princeCustos324

2 ай бұрын

"You guys ready? This is want you want!" *Shakes stomach to California dreaming*

@vinceb8123

Ай бұрын

Hello? Fat fetish artist? Yeah i'd like a commission (maniacal joker cackling)

@IamGarbo_

Ай бұрын

Jerma is pyrocynical confirmed????

@-pinlo-

25 күн бұрын

zyrozynical

zerma walks up to a drug dealer, asks if he can use his bathroom, then cosumes a can of beans in front of him. incredible.

@jeremytitus9519

2 ай бұрын

Typical Boston behaviour

@NoahtheEpicGuy

2 ай бұрын

his IRL streams have been crazy lately

@dylansickinger545

2 ай бұрын

Oh you mean in the game

i love how distopian this entire game is, the entire world outside of the city looks like S.T.A.L.K.E.R, the person you play as (at least in Jerma's hands) is bordering on dead and is in a constant battle of staying alive while satiating the words on the screen, and there looks to be a literal impact site, ground zero in the centre of the map.

@__Al_Ex__

2 ай бұрын

There’s designated buildings for a restaurant & a strip club, but the closest thing to a hospital is a drug dealer’s shack on the outskirts of the city.

@EveliaInfinity

15 күн бұрын

this is exactly what the first mad max movie is like

It's also kind of beautiful how Jerma get's SO immersed, to the point where he even says the FAKE stream "feels like a real stream". Feels like some kind of commentary on how disconnected you have to be to stream; your fulltime job is putting on a PERSONA. The fake stream and the real stream are equally "real". (I am so fucking high.) He ends the stream when his fake stream ends. He plans out jokes for his fake stream in the exact same way he plans for his real streams.

@Ianea

Ай бұрын

shut up

Crazy that he’s naked for this whole thing

"I need to buy food expensive food" *INSTANTLY goes to throw all of his money into blackjack*

jerma questioning why he's entertaining a fake audience while ACTUALLY LIVE is INCREDIBLE

Geez, just imagine being the delivery guy for the streamer in this game. You leave the food there, and you can see as a fucking goblin comes out, eats the food outside, and then runs back inside.

i love how jerma is always in a constant state of panic

@nen5441

Ай бұрын

Because he knows the ball fondler is coming. Thats why he moves every month

@kitten1122

12 күн бұрын

except while gambling!

the truck dumps and we feast again

@mootness_

2 ай бұрын

straight slop

im zerking off to this

@FangBoots

Ай бұрын

I thought your pfp was an emo skunk at first glance

@elvisghostcaseoh

Ай бұрын

zocking ur zick

@Sammy38

Ай бұрын

​@@FangBootsOmg I can see it 😭

@chrono817

Ай бұрын

Zooning and zedging

Body dysmorphia simulator

i watch your uploads on 90000% speed, great edit just finished

@jeremytitus9519

2 ай бұрын

Homie got neurostory electrodumped

@Electric0eye

2 ай бұрын

what was your favorite part

@Bearolus

Ай бұрын

great edit just came

Viewer: I always look for such stream when I sleep Stream: *fat flopping noises*

Jerma: I need to make money! Also Jerma but literally 30 seconds later: *Blows entire savings on BlackJack*

@peepothefrog4331

Ай бұрын

Go big or go home

32:30 in a rare moment of lucidity jerma realizes that we are all figments of his imagination who will vanish once he wakes up from his dream

1:21:20 "..i didn't just do that, did i..? did i just click the fuckin button to turn the computer off with my toe. ........im gonna be so pissed o--"

@themysteri0usstranger

2 ай бұрын

whats that from?

@Malphas38th

2 ай бұрын

@@themysteri0usstrangera different stream, he accidentally tapped the off button on his computer with his toe. You can prolly find a video of it by looking up that quote

@themysteri0usstranger

2 ай бұрын

@@Malphas38th you're right i just wish someone would answer with the stream name so i could see it because i was too lazy to look it up

@GrimGearheart

Ай бұрын

@@themysteri0usstranger kzread.info/dash/bejne/aK2JrdaJebXHZbA.html

41:15 bro the idea of him using 0.5% of the screen to show the game and the rest it´s just waiting for donations it´s too funny

54:37 the way he says wanker is so funny

If it's possible, could you start putting a "recorded/streamed on date x" in the description box? Anyway really glad you're editing these, thank you Mr.Dumptruck.

"You think I can take care of a dog right now? I have $100 in my bank account, and I'm about to die." *Proceeds to spend half his remaining cash on scratch cards*

HAPPY 420! IM FUCKING ZOOTED!

@altalt3667

2 ай бұрын

same broooooo

@smooth4553

2 ай бұрын

LETS GOOOOO

@jeremytitus9519

2 ай бұрын

i’m talking bonked and scronked and kettledrummed

@jennareynolds1403

2 ай бұрын

I got purple weeeed 💜

@elmod3138

2 ай бұрын

Monkas zmoking zeed

This is Jerma if he were a real streamer

Oh boy I'm the first one to partake in this holy union we call "The Dumptruckers"

36:43 and the silence after had me DYING

Jerma was making his living streaming making his living streaming making his living coding.

50:30 "i lo- b- um- im big- em- im really into *pornography*"

A disturbing look into the mental back rooms of a streamer

As much as I love jerma's highlight vids. But he cuts a good chunk of content out that is actually very interesting. And these long edits keep a good chunk of that in and also give you something to listen to.

Two viewers fight each other

Amazing transition at 1:04:45, I truly believe everything afterwards is Jerma's demented dream

Zerma prefers to poop where he sleeps and game where his toilet should be.

happy 4/20 jermites

@IamMentallyDisabled

2 ай бұрын

jesus christ this startled me. ive been watching REALLY old streams and i didnt realize this vid was posted today i was like WTF ITS 4/20 WHAT ARE THE ODDS oh

@KatrissaBallet

2 ай бұрын

@@IamMentallyDisabled Zonked Moment

@IamMentallyDisabled

2 ай бұрын

@@KatrissaBallet straight up i was on planet zerkan

Oh shit this is the origin of Zorn and Zerk

@vinceb8123

Ай бұрын

The best thing about Zorn is that it's literally german for rage 😂

so this is where the zensorship starts

Jerma should unironically do an ASMR stream, he makes so many funny noises that I think it would be a good bit

he acts like he didn't put stuff in the trunk

weirdly enough this is one of my favorite chill streams of his, thanks for the edit of it!

the rhythm tweezers sound for all the dialogue is killing me

34:38 I screamed along with jerma too WHY DID HE DO THAT

Jerma can’t drive without his Yankee Doodle CD playing

Thanks for the long edit!

Thanks I’ll take any excuse to rewatch the juggles bit

top 3 jerma stream easily

The world spins thanks to all the jermditors 🙏🙏

thanks for the quality videos dumptruck

As a recovering gambling addict, it's scary how real it felt when he went to the horse racing, just manged to click out before betting it all, then going straight to the blackjack for the insta-broke. I also related heavily to him eating beans straight from the can with his bare hands and selling his toilet to buy pills.

one of my fav streams 🙏

17:00 why was the microphone in such a bigger box compared to the toilet 🤣🤣

that is NOT what i expected “streamer simulator” to be

Oh my god the ASMR and first blackjack bit with 82$ in his account was the hardest I've laughed in such a long while

1:04:27 bossmanjack

JUGGLES THE GREAT

Thank you Skumptruck.

We’re only a minute in and I’m getting mogged by Jerma’s character 💀

legendary ztream

Jerma was PEAK funny during this stream, absolutely PEAK

One of the craziest character arc

House of Leaves ahh stream

13:00 That really is just the actual "Royce Du Pont" grindset holy shit😭😭 Now I want a game made by the entrapranure people god damn it...

it's almost like he's still here...

This stream hit a little too close to home, sadge

Accurate zerma thumbnail

I caught this stream when it was live but missed the entire intro where he made a character so this is great for rewatching 👍‼️🤘

I LOVE YOU DUMPTRUCK

Mr. Green's streamer arc

the car sounds like old diesel engines from 3d era gta games

This is just a DarkSydePhil simulator.

i love you dumptruck

HAHA YESSS MORE AWFUL LIVING SITUATION SIMS

I am fucking choking at the juggles bit, oh my fucking god xD the noises :`D

i pull out my brain and watch

This stream was solid gold

I turn these on and them BAM! I'VE SLEPT FOR 4 HOURS ZAMN YOU PEOPLE

Ever since Jerma retired from being funny, all I have are these long edits

did jerma just never use his streamer skill points 😖

by the end he has almost 1k toxicity haha

this game would be more accurate if it had mic detection and the only way viewers stick around is if there's talking

I watched this in 144p.

"Downfall" hahahaha

31:05 Jerma realizing how accurate donations are in-game compared to real life

I love Jerma, but it's fascinating how every time he finds the solution to a problem in a game it's always the one I would have checked first... like, he acted surprised when 'ESC' was how you backed out of a menu, or how he didn't think to check the computer case to turn it on. I have pretty bad ADHD too and even I'm shaking my head, lol. Is this how he became popular? Harnessing the power of ADHD?

It's possible to drink 3 Gatorades? Any normal person would explode from such an amount of electrolytes.

“Zynvidia”

ily dumpytruck ty for upload

32:17 trololo

26:25 oh im literally still at this speed 🙃

53:58 WOW WOW WOW

Thank you for doing God's work

his behaviour in a simulator of his actual real life profession is so disturbing

you are doing gods work, friend.

WHERE'S THE CHAT

I was hoping Zerma would end the stream by finally getting revenge on Lucas. Alas, I should have known better considering gambling was in this game

it's insane how this is not a "streamer simulator" but actually a really well-developed and super thorough representation of what's wrong with the US economic system.

"i actually have, like, an alien body" -'Jerma985' (who knows what it's name actually is), Oct. 19th 2020

aw lets go thats class

420 my friend

I made my coffee and came