"Why do you guys want me to put Miku in every single video game?" Jerma scoffed at Chat, hoping to God that his eagerness wouldn't come through when he attempted to perfectly recreate her.

@BagelEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

The Maverick my beloved

@babsil3687

Жыл бұрын

@@BagelEnjoyer basil my beloved

@BagelEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

@@babsil3687 bagel... Babsil...

@babsil3687

Жыл бұрын

@@BagelEnjoyer basilist

@BagelEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

@@babsil3687 basilisk...

jerma's miku obsession has become concerning, he's already spent 5000 dollars worth of his retirement funds on holographic mikus

@Nic_ZA

Жыл бұрын

5000 dollars of jermas retirement fund is the equivalent of a thumb tack to me

@ijneb1248

Жыл бұрын

Jerma stop buying miku merch and pay off your debt already

@ThatHawksSimp

Жыл бұрын

Same please help lol

@future8772

Жыл бұрын

Remember the good ol days when jerma said he wasn't gonna play anime games? Pepridge Farm remembers.

@Bobbies1

Жыл бұрын

you can't stop true love ; -- ;

I have NEVER heard anyone mispronounce "freezeria".

@chaseywoot

Жыл бұрын

I don't know who "Zeria" is but she deserves freedom! #freezeria

@ludiich3279

Жыл бұрын

#freepalestine

@quackncheese

Жыл бұрын

NorthernLion.

@PotaraP

Жыл бұрын

Freezeria - Slang for Frieza having diarrhea.

@ohtartarsauce6301

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if he thought "pizzeria" was pronounced the same way

Love how he’s all like “ugh chat stop telling me to make Miku in everything” but as soon as he gets the hair right he’s like “Yes! That’s perfect!!”

Asking a bostonian to not swear is the same as asking a human to not breathe

@batrachianbill9760

Жыл бұрын

this implies that bostonians are different from humans. You're not wrong

@ccda3324

Жыл бұрын

@@batrachianbill9760 *THEY'RE SAVAGES!* *SAVAGES! BARELY EVEN HUMAN!*

@ChaosHarry

Жыл бұрын

Goes for New Englanders in general tbh, can confirm as a New Englander myself, it’s practically impossible for us😭😭

@benweaver9151

Жыл бұрын

D-don’t s-say s-sweahs

@brucecipher

Жыл бұрын

“Can you tell an ocean not to do waves and have fish inside them?” (/ref)

*giggles hysterically* then prceeds to say "everyone be quiet" to an empty room and a chat who can't talk as if hes not the one who was giggling

Jerma's like 40 years old, yet he always seems to reference things like Kinetic Sand or Suite Life on Deck.

@systemreb00ted

Жыл бұрын

he's gotta be relatable to his baby sensory video audience can't go around talking about pet rocks and all the weird stuff people had in the 80s-90s

@aturchomicz821

Жыл бұрын

GL spotted in the wild monkaS

@theboiyouddate5722

Жыл бұрын

He's on the internet lol?!

@quantumblur_3145

Жыл бұрын

Delayed development andy

@governor_explosion

Жыл бұрын

I feel like kinetic sand is from at least the 90’s, unless I’m mistaking it for some other product.

Jerma actually was RIGHT about the pringles guy being bald, it's just they made him bald RECENTLY. You know you're getting old when the pringle guy is balding...

@Simonomaly

9 ай бұрын

Why do you write like Greg Heffley

@doughboywhine

9 ай бұрын

@@Simonomaly I was reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid at the time

@broglee9110

2 ай бұрын

​@@Simonomaly After reading this everything on my screen suddenly changed to the diary of a wimpy kid's font in my mind and it freaked me out

waiting for jerma to be old for him to do an old voice bit then he realizes like “wait a minute, I AM THE OLD MAN VOICE NOW”

@RralRonaldo

Жыл бұрын

Then he invents a young man voice

@T.Hebert

Жыл бұрын

He is already like 98.5 years old

@BurgerFred1

Жыл бұрын

Little did he know that MLG Grandpa was actually Jerma from the future

@daina4368

Жыл бұрын

@@T.Hebertthats my favorite radio station

"freeze-area" has big Megamind energy

@Flinch9000

Жыл бұрын

Underrated joke, mate!

@toasttheif5

26 күн бұрын

“Pretty sneaky sis, but there’s only one person I know who calls this place freeze-area!”

Jerma over here handing out entire sleeves of oreos so he won't be the only one who puked on his mother's bed after eating one.

i love jerma. i have a bad day and put his video on as a distraction and in the background i hear "does the pringles guy have hair?" and it makes me smile

@bohemianraspberry6010

Жыл бұрын

jerma is love. jerma is life.

@BitTrip

Жыл бұрын

I truly agree. I might be suffering at work and feeling generally bad, but watching Jerma after work is pure happiness.

@huda..

Жыл бұрын

i mean he isnt wrong for thinking the pringles guy is bald, cause in the new logo he is bald. him doing all that gave me a headache fr

@chosospigtails

Жыл бұрын

same! i was in the ER for kidney failure and jerma made it at least a little more failure

@svgaming263

Жыл бұрын

@@chosospigtails and a lot less kidneys

10:05 the limited edition "mother's bed" milkshake

@jarofjam

Жыл бұрын

this is a REALLY fucking good comment.

@goingbozo

6 ай бұрын

Can't believe this streamer THROWS UP on EVERY milkshake he makes

I’m convinced jerma didn’t actually read chat and just wanted to make miku at the sight of the blue hair, it was an instant reaction 8:20

@connorvanhelsing4768

Жыл бұрын

Eh Miku and papa games are both really old and storied, someone coulda said 'make miku' when they saw the new character screen came up

@violetvalentine999

Жыл бұрын

somebody in chat said it once & we were all like YEAH MAKE MIKU

@newlydeviant

Жыл бұрын

Neuron activation

@sosotik

6 ай бұрын

@@violetvalentine999holy shit this was 7 months ago but I STARTED IT I SAID MAKE MIKU ONCE AND HE DIDNT NOTICE IT YET UNTIL SOMEONE SAID IT AGAIN

congratulations on the marriage, I hope you and Hatsune Miku live long lives

@mellowcorpsep6665

Жыл бұрын

if you had to choose, would you like them to have long boring lives or short fulfilling lives

@susobamna

Жыл бұрын

@@mellowcorpsep6665 short boring

@aturchomicz821

Жыл бұрын

@@susobamna Classical Jerma fan answer😭😭

@gordonf5553

Жыл бұрын

@@mellowcorpsep6665 immediate death

@boreragnarok4680

Жыл бұрын

Miku is 16

Jerma having his own fucked up Walter White moment with the whole "I am the great-grandpa, I am the recipe." speech somehow killed me

@RigWim

Жыл бұрын

You became hander salamander 😢

@lesigh3410

10 ай бұрын

I am the one who COOKS

saul and miku run an ice cream restaurant

@sosotik

Жыл бұрын

true

@whythehecknot5038

Жыл бұрын

Fucking gene lmfao

putting up kinetic sand sample stands along restaurant lines is probably one of the most genius things jerma has ever came up with

@thewheatness

Жыл бұрын

it's genius until youre the one cleaning it up at the end of your shift after a day's worth of children and toddlers throw handfuls of it at each other and run with it around the shop

@SharkUsingaComputer

Жыл бұрын

remember the kinetic sand displays at the mall where all the kids would put their sticky gross hands in there

@ludiich3279

Жыл бұрын

It's a terrible idea

@corduroycola

Жыл бұрын

guys i wasn't serious btw it was just a silly silly joke

@ndnprct3

Жыл бұрын

no i believe in you actually i think it'd be great bonus: it also serves as a pre-meal snack

I want a milkshake entirely made of lettuce.

@macangies

Жыл бұрын

salad

@avokka

Жыл бұрын

Tuceshake

@FluffyIronGolems

Жыл бұрын

diabetes

@_-LL-_

Жыл бұрын

Schmilkuce

@victoriouswinner7745

Жыл бұрын

ltschoothie

I just imagine jerma having this sort of talk infront of the customers he serving as they look at him clueless

@dymaxion3988

Жыл бұрын

I imagine Miku putting up with it because she likes the work, and making it weirder for customers because she acts like everything’s normal while the guy in the back loudly talks to his imaginary friends

@manologamerss5801

Жыл бұрын

@@dymaxion3988 I can imagine Miku being like, "Oh, don't mind him, he's a little bit off but he's nice once you get to know him!" while everyone just stares at the man rambling off to himself in the back of the ice cream shop.

@martingarricks6209

9 ай бұрын

standing in line at starbucks and you spot that same dickhead employee that talks to his twitch chat with airpods on company time

@crisptomato9495

Ай бұрын

I’ve known line cooks that were crazier than him.

Jerma’s non-swearing bet gives me flashbacks to pretty much any DougDoug stream, believers in shambles

@Spikedog777

Жыл бұрын

i want to see jeremy breastfeeding douglas, could you hook me up?

@TheMasterUnity

Жыл бұрын

Doug good, Doug happy, Doug win

@avokka

Жыл бұрын

Dougdoug is the food version of Jerma and Jerma is the psycho version of dougdoug

@cottonlul

Жыл бұрын

for some reason the idea that jerma and dougdoug live in the same universe is impossible for me to comprehend

@TheLampeKing

Жыл бұрын

a dougdoug and jerma stream would be nigh on incomprehensible

Jerma puts on the most mid-tier, boiler plate remix and then is filled with unbridled joy and awe, his whimsy is unparalleled

@creechieuihana

8 ай бұрын

What kind of godlike shit do you inject into your ears 👀

@boiledcabbages

6 ай бұрын

​​​​@@creechieuihana that ghostbusters remix sounded like mosquitoes getting blended please do not tell me you actually honest to god enjoyed that

@creechieuihana

6 ай бұрын

@@boiledcabbages Wow it’s been so long since I’ve this video or this song and yet I’m being trashed on for liking specific types of vibrating air.

@boiledcabbages

6 ай бұрын

@@creechieuihana Hating is a lifestyle and therefore has no time limit. Have a good rest of your day

His character looks like Saul Goodman during his Cinnabon era

19:50 This one part's so stupid I love it he just gets funky

@yellobanana6456

Жыл бұрын

sometimes you just gotta get funky

@hotdawgbussy

Жыл бұрын

I watched this stream live and that was easily one of my favorite parts

I will always envy Jeremy’s ability to carry conversation with very little interaction and still be entertaining

Jerma: mentions a sleeve of Oreos me, staring into the distance: ah... memories

@Durgemann

Жыл бұрын

I remember when that story happened "fairly recently".

@gordonf5553

Жыл бұрын

as star pointed out correctly, "that shit goes right through". Horrible!

Papa Freezeria being release on Steam is such a blessing, I hope they release them more

@aturchomicz821

Жыл бұрын

Papas Sushiria will never be beaten in Meme factor imo, god these videos really just send me back to the simpler time of 2016 😭😭 kzread.info/dash/bejne/q5iOtcOuYrfNhM4.html

@VicarAmelias

Жыл бұрын

based icon

@peace_n_love

Жыл бұрын

evanescence pony based

@quantumblur_3145

Жыл бұрын

Nature is healing

@PeterYiffin

Жыл бұрын

incredible profile pic

Is this the guy who serves a WHOLE sleeve of oreos for only 4$?

Is this the steamer who put an entire sleeve of Oreos in his ice cream only to puke it all up into Miku's lap bc he was so nervous to meet her?

I love how there legitimately is a pitch perfect "Byeahoo" in the first five minutes of the mario movie. It's so funny how he's always wrong

Jerma: "Guys, I'd go all in on betting that I can avoid swearing for thirty minutes." Also Jerma like two minutes later: "Why would you ever trust me?" I mean... he's not wrong.

@user-vb6vw3wj5t

Жыл бұрын

But like five minutes later he does another bet and pulls it off andi lost like a hundred thousand points he keeps us guessing

i got him started on the weird puke rant, and also the quiznos rant, still reeling

@badger6882

Жыл бұрын

Thank u for your service

@vizzy61

Жыл бұрын

you make me sad. now i want quiznos

The fact that I only just recently discovered Joel's Ghostbuster's album, listened to it and cried from laughter, and then I stumble on this video and Jerma brings up Ghostbuster's remixes, pinging me to think "Ah. That'd be so funny if he heard Joel's album." I'm living in a simulation.

@CloudBlitzer

Жыл бұрын

So who exactly is this Joel guy?

@couchiephart4212

Жыл бұрын

@@CloudBlitzervargskelethor or vinesauce joel (same team as vinny vinesauce)

@nerdatello

Жыл бұрын

check out zeurel's animations of them too!! they're really funny

@BigOlSmellyFlashlight

Жыл бұрын

yeah i was like "yeah there are 1000 ghostbustsers remixes and 35 of them are joels"

13:26 The squirrel bit was one of Jerma's best ones.

Last time I had Dippin' Dots was in August (Blue Öyster Cult concert). My mouth was freezing, my teeth were screaming, yet I couldn't stop shoveling them in.

@shuem_

Жыл бұрын

Common dental problem moment

@azechase6597

Жыл бұрын

Dippin dots don't fear the reaper

"You know it's a treat when you get a proper good bowl of ice cream and you can see the carbon dioxide coming out." 😋

19:54 after playing way too much pizza tower, i thought i was honestly hallucinating here

@Shadowed623

10 ай бұрын

saaame

I just watched a 37 year old man make a Hatsune Miku themed milkshake

I still can't tell at this point if Jerma knows it's not "Byahoo." I don't know why he keeps adding a "B" to it.

@bobertbolero

Жыл бұрын

🅱️yahoo

@fractaldunes2903

Жыл бұрын

Byeah

@lukijez

Жыл бұрын

Byeah

@grim1422

Жыл бұрын

Byeah

@IcerCheck

Жыл бұрын

Byeah

Literally 5 minutes into this stream cut and I'm already loving how he genuinely thought the whipped cream icon was a garlic clove for a second

It's just like the time Jerma played Papa's Burgeria like 8 years ago. "So let me get this straight: you did NOT want a whole head of lettuce between two buns." "No!" "Well then what the fuck did you want?"

Jerma’s almost allergic reaction to the Yankees is so funny and a new thing I learned about him.

@volatilemolotov667

5 ай бұрын

the Bostonians curse🔥

For some reason, the Papa's series of games gave me painful headaches as a kid. I've avoided them since. Going to give myself a headache today to watch a 40 minute Jerma video.

@magibear357

Жыл бұрын

dude same, i would always get strange sinus/between the eye headaches from these games, yet i still played them anyway

@JustHyden

Жыл бұрын

i think you get those watching any jerma video

@chkingvictim

Жыл бұрын

i couldn’t play anything remotely competitive or fast-paced as a kid because i’d get so frustrated i’ve give myself a stress headache

@Sevrgpro

Жыл бұрын

Did you get a headache.

@braydenk.8348

Жыл бұрын

it’s your corporeal form rejecting pure images of God’s beauty

Mama Miku and Papa Jerma is the best my personal favourite Jerma lore

@70sman

Жыл бұрын

Is your avatar My Little Pony Evanescence

@notkerr

Жыл бұрын

@@70sman yes! I did it for the funni and obscurity lmao I thought it was cool

@70sman

Жыл бұрын

​@@notkerr that's awesome

@sosotik

Жыл бұрын

@@notkerr fucking awesome

@ilumi137

8 ай бұрын

@@notkerr way too awesome

It makes me very happy every time he says ˢⁱⁿᵃᵐᵐᵒⁿ ˢᵗⁱᶜᵏ

23:40 Quiznos had major management problems over its franchisees. They quite literally charged their franchisees more for the same ingredients then they could get anywhere else. But are forced into purchasing from them. Which all franchises do but usually with a cost benefit of some amount, a bulk savings passed on. Corporate Quiznos however decided it was a good idea to screw their actual franchisees for more profit. And then forcing them to comply with corporate pushed discounts that just caused their franchisees to take a loss. Quiznos was very ruthlessly ran as a franchise which caused it's complete and sudden collapse because it's still dependent on independent franchisees to keep up the storefronts.

@skylarsaysstuff

5 ай бұрын

Thank you I was genuinely curious

I love how Miku is now a reoccurring character with Jerma lol

Jerma is an expert at this game due to the experience from spending 2 hours building an ice cream building in Spore.

@halowaffle25

Жыл бұрын

I think that's the only time that watching a Jerma stream live actively pissed me off, dude just could NOT move on.

@nocomment6101

Жыл бұрын

That and building the ice cream parlor in House Flipper

@grumpysphinx4911

Жыл бұрын

​@@halowaffle25 One does not rush a masterpiece

@christiancinnabars1402

Жыл бұрын

Neodunks "How dare YOU enjoy a game YOUR way and not MY way?!?!"

@halowaffle25

Жыл бұрын

@@christiancinnabars1402 In my defense that game was Spore, and that particular section of the game sucks.

I learn a lot about american culture through jerma and his chat :)!

@thriftstorepierrotdoll9851

Жыл бұрын

this is my favourite comment lmao

@TheeEnglishKnight

11 ай бұрын

american ‘culture’

@emmad4308

9 ай бұрын

​@@TheeEnglishKnightcan confirm there is a culture there, at least in comparison to Australia

@adrienneczerni6516

9 ай бұрын

Where are you from then? 95% of the world isn’t American

@dundeecake

8 ай бұрын

literally same

the fact that he barely reacted to Niel Cicierega's classic "Bustin" greatly disturbed me

His laugh at 5:19 has to be one of my favorites so far

This game reminds me of when i met Jerma and he ripped off my arms and shoved me into a freezer to chill for several days.What a nice guy!

"I love food" brave statements only from jerma

he seems like the type of guy to go crazy over ghostbusters remixes

Jerma is quite talented with his craft of food, I am personally impressed. Can't wait to see more of this stuff!

@ethanchang8092

Жыл бұрын

Oh, you REALLY don't want to know what he puts in his "food"

@sapphirethesapphic

Жыл бұрын

just don’t look in his fridge

19:32 I don’t- I don’t- I don’t- I- I don’t- I don’t- I don’t-

Jerma becomes a retail worker

"I didn't puke in an Uber." "I didn't eat dog food!"

Don’t ever catch me at Papa Jerma’s freezeria‼️

Jerma mentioning a sleeve of Oreos reminded me of that one time he puked the same amount of oreos onto his mother's bed

YES MORE MIKU! Infect Jerma with as much Miku as possible! Jermiku.

@SlipperyChicken.

Жыл бұрын

The future..

@BitTrip

Жыл бұрын

@@SlipperyChicken. The future is bright

@Alfenium

Жыл бұрын

Looking forward to Jerma being the next vocaloid.

@ally939

Жыл бұрын

@@Alfenium so excited for Jermiku Expo 2024

@BitTrip

Жыл бұрын

@@Alfenium absolutely!

But what IS his favorite Minecraft Steve topping?

25:00 he was so real for this

Papa's Free Zaria

@suvelmuttreja786

Жыл бұрын

Northernlion reference

@iTeachMyToast

Жыл бұрын

Free zaza

now that he's retired, i can't wait for jerma to start his old man food podcast

Holy shit, that Club Penguin music hit like a truck of nostalgia at 21:35

I'd love it if they really had a topping option in one of these games that literally no one ever orders. it's just a red haring.

@TheSilly6403

3 күн бұрын

Worked at a Culvers for two years and I don't think a single person ever ordered sugar cookies once

19:34 him stuttering on “i don’t” made me laugh so hard

Jerma would eat garlic on his ice cream. He is the only person who would think whipped cream was garlic, and he is also practically Wario.

Jerma is a heck of a guy. i'm glad he exists

@user-xw7zk3tj7f

5 ай бұрын

Ha ha, yeah.

Started watching this, didn't finish (got distracted around the old man podcast discussion, never got to the "I hope you never have to experience those 24 hour stomach bugs where you're shitting and puking every 10 minutes"). A week or two later, I wake up around 4-5 am feeling kind of strange, go to the bathroom, puke my guts out for the first time since like fourth grade. Had a terrible rest of the day, threw up about 6 times, I've spend the rest of the week recovering. If you start watching this, stay until the end, because I think he put a curse on me for leaving.

i've always loved these games and played them so much as a kid

@swampy7139

Жыл бұрын

There is a dead hooker behind the Dunkin donuts in Lincoln Nebraska

jerma thinking that the whipped cream was garlic

Dippin’ Dots were my favorite as a kid. The rainbow sherbet and cookies & cream are the best!

@anxiety2.098

Жыл бұрын

right! the cookies and cream flavor is like the best one ever!

@spacearabica

Жыл бұрын

the cookie dough flavor was great.

@douglassmalls6934

Жыл бұрын

Loved when the rainbow slightly melted and made those little pearls of ice cream in the melted ice cream. Best texture

is this the guy who vomited after he drank an entire sleeve of oreos

@azechase6597

Жыл бұрын

...drank?

Papas Free-Zaria? Wtf this guy's insane

@ronan-outoftime

5 ай бұрын

wtf is a freeze area

Jerma and miku are bffs and I care deeply for them both

i work at a drive thru only coffee place where i basically get paid to play papas freezeria irl and hearing jerma be like 'i want a large blended...' gave me ptsd-like flashbacks to being at work even tho im at hoem w no pants on

Imagine driving for uber and you pick up jerma and he pukes in your car

does jerma canonically have kids with miku

@sitara7664

Жыл бұрын

no that was in the superfan blu-ray set

@connorvanhelsing4768

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's canon

@8bitpixelbreakin

Жыл бұрын

Where does the Noid fit into all this?

@Mama-Luigi

Жыл бұрын

@@8bitpixelbreakin woag

@ccda3324

Жыл бұрын

please explain in Fortnite terms

The only employee of course being a disgruntled grandpa

4:34 has me in tears

I just realized: you’re like Jim Carrey if he was an extremely normal, nice person.

I find it crazy that the content creator I’ve been listening to for like 3 years now is going to be retired eventually and not making videos eventually. I hate the movement of time sometimes

@nikita1911001

Жыл бұрын

10 years or so for me, it is wild. Time really does flow.

@connorvanhelsing4768

Жыл бұрын

As an ex achievement Hunter fan you just move on, someone fills in the blanks. I appreciate the time we have with our favourite content creators more now though

@ToastyCubes

Жыл бұрын

Literally just watch the thousands of hours of streams and videos he's been in, even the most hardcore of Jerma fans haven't watched all his old TF2 vids let alone seen all of the edited VODs

I feel like his player character used to be a shady lawyer.

Ahh yes, papa's games. Anxiety and stress galore

I really like Jerma’s “stream in orbit soon” music

The good pringles guy has hair, the new one is bald with eyebrows.

Finally, I was waiting for another Miku collab. He really could talk about food forever. I'm amazed that he's still in good shape.

9:16 Jerma just failing to say strawberry and then saying the blue whipped cream in such a weird way so off time and then finish talking like he aced that and seeing the old man walk away was so funny

was just on the vod, thanks editors n jerma :D

is it bad that i would watch hours of an old ass jerma reviewing food

Let's never call Miku mama again

I've had that ridiculously catchy background theme stuck in my head every since this stream aired Help

@Romanticoutlaw

Жыл бұрын

it gets worse if you buy and play the game. I've been stuck in the freezeria mentally for three days now

5:48 “I want a STRAWBERRY BROWNIE 😡🗣️🗣️🗣️”

19:46 is so stupidly funny

I like how the community constantly asks for miku and then turns and says "No, YOU'RE the one that's obsessed"

got an ad for a place called "1985 games"

@70sman

Жыл бұрын

Jerma store

Something is so calming hearing the club Penguin music in the background and hearing about Jerma being an old man food critic.

I love the voice he gives Wally