jerma running around riding rides while the guests say stuff like "im dying of thirst" is so fucking funny

@Squatty_Barrelz

2 ай бұрын

"i would love to shop, but everything is SO expensive!"

@JacobKinsley

2 ай бұрын

It's like he's a child of a rich family in victorian England frolicking in the slums

@15two82

20 күн бұрын

@@JacobKinsleythe good ole princess jasmine

@JacobKinsley

18 күн бұрын

@@15two82 I don't know who that is who is that

It’s funny how Jerma thinks that aliens would be able to manage interstellar travel without developing fire or image technology. They land in their advanced space bending ships but their heads explode when you show them a calendar on a fridge

@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel

2 ай бұрын

Well, devil's advocate (although he doesn't need anymore, Jerma already has enough lawyers), an interstellar being could be outside our understanding of the universe, and us outside theirs. Although I'm not sure that's what he was thinking, I'm not inside his head. Thank the gods for that, and that alone.

@foxdie8302

2 ай бұрын

Jerma's aliens instantly demolecularize in the presence of water or noise.

@JacobKinsley

2 ай бұрын

To be fair if aliens saw us they'd probably be incredibly offput by how many of us would want to have sex with them (I personally wouldn't say no if they asked if I wanted to be a permanent volunteer at one of their Quick Relief Stations)

@aturchomicz821

Ай бұрын

@@JacobKinsley You dont know that, what if theyre Fanatic Xenophiles??😳😳

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

Jerma thinks it's kerbal space program where a bunch of aliens were plopped into the middle of nowhere and the first thing they do is gather dirt and pebbles and try to reach orbit

he got so invested in his alien bee discussion that he pulled out TWO sticks of chapstick

@cwookdev

2 ай бұрын

THERE ARE BEES

him turning up the game volume at 1:22:20without even saying anything is genuinely one of the most psychotic things ive seen in my entire life

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

The toddler part of his brain won

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

This comment is in relation to the fact that probably more than half of all people who were toddlers when volume-controlled devices were a thing impulsively turned the volume way up to ear blastingly loud levels for absolutely no reason at all.

@JacobKinsley

2 күн бұрын

I love that I get notifications in pairs for people liking both of my comments equally

its driving me crazy how the mad scientist park director guy looks and sounds like jerma himself doing a bit

The perfect coaster game for Jeremy: where it literally doesn’t matter how insane your coaster is and crashing random passengers into the dirt is a built in goal

he had to apply his battle chapstick when he started talking about aliens to defend himself

who up thrilling they ville

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

She thrill my ville until I'm off the rails

@andrewsmith6741

24 күн бұрын

she thrill my ville till an accident happens

@onlyone8331

21 күн бұрын

Thyeah the what the yeah

@JacobKinsley

Күн бұрын

@@onlyone8331 the

As a brit, two kids becoming friends after talking about Margaret Thatcher baffles me

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

KZread deleted my comment and it's probably for the better (I was dissing Margaret Thatcher not dissing the British like a twitter npc)

@fritzy8318

Ай бұрын

Becoming friends after just talking about a person or like one thing is baffling in general

@JacobKinsley

27 күн бұрын

@@fritzy8318 I wouldn't be surprised if Thatchoids are dumb enough to make friends literally just because they both like Margaret Thatcher

i love that the alien national anthem is just the american one sang weirdly

Im gonna get drunk in the shower to this.

@NightTimeDay

2 ай бұрын

Damn lol

@5crwd

2 ай бұрын

He's drinking the shower

@ChewyTwee

2 ай бұрын

Realest comment ever

@i7887

Ай бұрын

Either you are an extreme lightweight or you have a giant water heater.

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

I'm gonna drink shower water to this

when jerma called the Pound symbol a Euro I knew this was gonna be a banger

maybe the real thrills were the dumptrucks we made along the way

@Krakenheado7

2 ай бұрын

@KatrissaBallet

2 ай бұрын

@@Krakenheado7

@konrad7572

2 ай бұрын

@demonicloaf2100

2 ай бұрын

@zarrowthehorse

2 ай бұрын

Wat

As a kid there's nothing like feeling your first crippling back pain after spending 10 hours straight on a trampoline

his rant about "re-living memories" is actually correct and i'm tired of pretending like it's insane

@sagemonarch3627

2 ай бұрын

Exactly i understood him perfectly

@onlyone8331

21 күн бұрын

yea

@Aercoh

21 күн бұрын

@@onlyone8331 yea

@JacobKinsley

2 күн бұрын

I thought it insisted upon itself

love how jerma’s aliens came to earth without any kind of metallurgy or ability make visual or audio recordings and have appointments without calendars to keep track of said appointments

@mnemot

2 күн бұрын

do you find it funny that birds can fly without any knowledge of aerodynamics too?

@JacobKinsley

Күн бұрын

@@mnemot you know I've never thought about it that way

In a time where jerma edits get fewer, an unexpected hero emeges

the truck dumps as usual

@meltedvinyl

2 ай бұрын

plus two

@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel

2 ай бұрын

Emoticon is mfw when the truck don't dump. (Or when I Inhale led fumes. Wtf is that emoji?)

@themindset4164

2 ай бұрын

​@@meltedvinyl Did...did you just give YOURSELF a plus two?

@snowrunetunes6252

2 ай бұрын

@@themindset4164 ±2

@MissBeloved__

2 ай бұрын

​@@themindset4164+2

Off an edible hearing his monologue about how we're all aliens is freaking me the hel out

Him calling the sign for pound "euro" is either top tier intentional comedy or he's actually that stupid and I don't know which scenario would be funnier.

@fritzy8318

Ай бұрын

Well it’s British so who fuckin cares.

@onlyone8331

21 күн бұрын

I'd get confused too because it looks like the letter e and now I just try not to guess and stay neutral

Bro your the fucking best its like your reading my mind. All my fav underrated streams I want to rewatch but don't exactly want to watch the full thing over again. And then the cheltie/2ndjerma is too vague and missed momen5s and I pray skye4 has done it and they rarely do the ones I'm thinking about it so I'm left in like this awkward place. But then you always do it which is honestly great. I think it's cause you do the underrated ones and they fly under the radar just like the Thief Gold one and many others

jerma didnt like the tank game because it reminded him too much of his time and crimes in vietnam

@spacebassist

2 ай бұрын

he didn't want to start a 3 hour laughing fit. he's our good little soldier now and he knows the content must be delivered at all costs

the chapsticks are killing me

This game really didn't have to go this hard. It still stands up to modern games

@punkuke

2 ай бұрын

I had the DS version of it and even that ruled.

@JacobKinsley

2 ай бұрын

You can really tell when the devs of a game REALLY want the players to enjoy a game they make.

@aturchomicz821

Ай бұрын

@@JacobKinsley Lego City Undercover (2013)

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

@@aturchomicz821 elf bowling

Dude as soon as he turned on the game so much nostalgia unlocked in the back of my brain

God, this game brings me so much nostalgia, I played this when I was just a little kid, didn't understand anything, I remember playing the sparkle island games and having a blast. Going to have to revisit this in the future!

Holy shit I genuinely remembered sparkle island 2 and couldn’t for the life of me recall where I played it. The sounds, visuals, and layout gave me so much nostalgia.

I just realized I’ve never seen someone EVER use two tubes of chapstick at the same time.

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

It's like how you never see someone using two bad dragon toys at once

@JacobKinsley

2 күн бұрын

Until now

"Heh, all the good stuff, huh?" **just leaves**

Oh hell yeah, Jerma just happening to play one of my favorite games ever "UNIT JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH CREEPY HUMAN" 36:39 This is one of the most genuine laughts I've heard out of Jerma

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

STREAMER JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH CREEPY CHAT

The dump delivers, and we feast

Seeing this pop up in my recommended just reminded me that I spent DAYS playing this game, this just unlocked so many memories for me, I had this game for the Xbox 360

The social sim aspect of this is so bizarre

@JacobKinsley

Күн бұрын

Honestly it's an unnecessary part of the game that's just boring padding

THE FUCKING GOAT 🐐🙌

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

THE alyx vance

THIS GAME UNLOCKED SO MANY MEMORIES

I genuinely love Jerma's alien rant so fucking much. "What if aliens aren't more advanced than us" is such an important discussion that is almost never had.

love how deranged this game is, i only remember running around i’m surprised at how insane the rides are like ppl exploding and shit

there jerma is lying about not smoking cigarettes again smh

@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel

2 ай бұрын

We all know he tokes on a ciggy as a palate cleanser in-between bong rips (before you ask, it's fentanyl. Yes, he knows. He got it from the drug dealer he ate before stream started) absolute maniac.

fairly new viewer here, been watching VODs and comps for just a couple months, I'm so gullible I genuinely believed for like 15 straight minutes Jerma had never face revealed until 2022. i can't believe it took me that long to remember dork cube

1:05:28 Morrowinds persuasion at its finest

@bigbongtheorem3821

2 ай бұрын

"Remember. You're a complete failure-"

i remember "playing" this game. playing is in quotes because i just went round talking to people and going on rides. i had no idea how to do anything else.

@soledesertion

2 ай бұрын

i did that too lol i don’t think children care about managing a theme park

@hamchurger4566

2 ай бұрын

@@soledesertion jerma basically did this too

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

I feel like too many modern game developers care too much about adding objectives and numbers and statistics and resources to fun kiddy games, when in reality the only thing that matters is that you can go anywhere after a 10 minute tutorial.

@hamchurger4566

Ай бұрын

@@JacobKinsley i havent slept in awhile and so maybe thats why i think this makes no sense

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

@@hamchurger4566 fair enough

I can't get over the fact that in this hypothetical, an alien that doesn't speak through its mouth would use an earpiece to communicate.

This game was my child hood

Going from a Wired interview with a structural engineer to this video really put into perspective how effortlessly Jerma manages to convert the world around him into a playground for unfettered chaos. Great edit!

been waiting for this one

genuinely one of my favorite jerma streams of all time

Thanks for the edits of older streams :3

Frieking loved this game as a kid.

I am used to watching vods to sleep and I am a huge jerma fan so I decided its been a few months since I watched a vod and I click on the video and was delightfully reminded this is jerma

dumping happiness and laughter my way

I'm not a psychologist, but I think the reason Jerma got so giddy with philosophy towards the end, is that he secretly hates streaming. And realizing he was almost finished made him excited.

@JacobKinsley

20 күн бұрын

That's a decent theory, like he outwardly tells himself he likes it and has convinced himself he likes it but deep down it's work and he doesn't like 'going to work' like most normal human beings. Makes sense and it would actually be weirder if jerma didn't think this way.

I cant believe Jerma thought he qaa actually in the tank shooting people before he realized it was an arcade game

For future me, strange sentence is at 36:38, barbeque is at 1:06:17

@JacobKinsley

Күн бұрын

I too love totally real sentences

Jerma assuming aliens with the technology to travel space won't have any concept of anything else

1:51:35 if my doctor said “Ok there some foods you need to avoid.” “Ok what are they?” “Coffee, Cheetos, Chicken…” I’d scream until I passed out.

Dumpy uploaded oooo 🤗

I loved this game as a kid. If they came out with a new one today I’d definitely play it

I had this game as a kid and I remember it being really fun and insane

thank you

Holy fuck the "im definitely a Clunk" and mirror match KOd me

jerma is gonna learn wing chun just to lose an mma fight to ludwig

I put the entire lyrics to the bandito chinchilla theme into the chat this stream and immediately got sent to the nether realm

49:00 had me in tears

this shit feels weird af. i remember playing this on my uncles xbox 360 like 12 years ago. im pretty sure i also played using the "eden" model, and the ko robots game was all i cared about.

This game sucks but in a way that I would never put it down if I had it

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

It sucks in the sense that Spore Hero on the Wii sucks

"At what speed do human organs melt?" Like he doesn't already know

so excited to watch this. praise the dumptruck \[T]/

Omg the alien anthem is from this stream hahahahhaha

I do enjoy the inclusion of Jerma's spontanious HFY rant midway through the stream.

thank you for another dump, Truck

I remember playing thrillville at a friend's house, begging my mom almost every day for it, being told no because it was rated T and I was only 10, finally getting it after several months of persistence, playing it for like, a week, then completely losing all interest.

@JacobKinsley

2 күн бұрын

Average management game experience

"your urinal is rotating." lol

Babe wake up, Dumptruck edit!!

i love you dumptruck

love the video, got 10 plus unskippable 30 second ad breaks is not fun

also, to anyone who really likes thinking about aliens in the way jerma does here, i highly, HIGHLY recommend the book "Project Hail Mary" by Andy Weir, the author of the martian. it has one of the most interesting takes on what communication between an alien and a human would entail.

1:39 no that's just you Jerma

bro i'm high as fuck and the first 20 seconds are fucking me up

1:30:54 >watches Conan once

One of these days Jerma will announce that he retired to start an actual amusement park. It’s a shame no one will survive the fucked up contraptions he devises.

Played this game when I was like 7, never built anything just played the minigames. Good times

@fritzy8318

Ай бұрын

Technically you still did build something. You have to build what houses the mini games.

41:10 what the fuck that minigame has the monkey island theme playing

@volta2652

Ай бұрын

Thrillville is published by Lucasarts

1:05:05 genius

4:18 you might've missed it, but he said that he "thought the euro symbol was a cryptocurrency", if everyone at home has been paying attention then by now I hope you all have realized that Jerma985, in fact, does not believe that Europe is a real continent

What you mentioned at the beginning of the stream could be Alice in wonderland syndrome. I have it. it doesn't really do anything. Just feels like my eyes are kind of in the back of my head and everything is getting far away or closer

Thrillville walked so Plnaet Coaster could run.

Minecraft: game update

Where’s the cigarette stream edit?

59:38 when i watched this the first time i didnt realize how awful he was with physics 🙏

@JacobKinsley

Күн бұрын

He doesn't know how reflections work

An alien species capable of interstellar travel would be flabbergasted over a geode is proof Jerma was senile from the start.

@fritzy8318

Ай бұрын

You have think about this. Do we even know what aliens are usually around. For all we know they could exist on a planet that’s so cluttered with buildings that nature itself hardly exists. So who knows Maybe they would be amazed by something as simple as a geode.

@bossman-jk9tl

Ай бұрын

No bro the way u conceptualize aliens is senile. Ur prolly unable to picture anything other than little green man in a Star wars spaceship. Ur clearly not even thinking about interdimensional aliens, or perhaps aliens come from a lower definition reality (2d reality) that is less VISUALLY complex than ours. Maybe they have biological reality shifting abilities or something but it's a trade off for living in a world without advanced crystal formations. Basically im schizophrenic but think about it, the possibilities with aliens are infinite 😅

why did bro start genuinely tweaking at 1:30:30

44:53

4 da algo

how did this turn into a dating simulator?

41:09 Monkey Island music???

@masonasaro2118

Ай бұрын

thrillville is a lucasarts game

This is an old game right??

@Ursi_

2 ай бұрын

Yes, 2006

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

No released yesterday

@fritzy8318

Ай бұрын

Is this A joke?

what is this guy on about?

@carvar574

2 ай бұрын

Monkey

@carvar574

2 ай бұрын

Monkey islands.. there's. Alot on there

@JacobKinsley

Ай бұрын

I can't tell if these are bot comments because of the usernames, profile pictures and content of the comments. Or if they're just average sanity jerma viewers.

@fritzy8318

Ай бұрын

@@JacobKinsleysays someone with a default letter avatar.

@JacobKinsley

2 күн бұрын

@@fritzy8318 says someone with a tumblr sexyman twink tier pfp, bro looks like he's about to say he was the android sent by cyberlife, go back to working in room 427

Were the mini games outsourced to China? They look awful.

so good

8:18 You can hear the moment he thinks "can I make this kid piss himself?"

@maddy02_

2 ай бұрын

Lmao