From Jerma's Flashing Lights stream (1/4/2020): • Jerma Streams - Flashi... Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985 2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma "I'm an e-clown, not an EMT."
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@RandomTomatoSoup3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that first chat message gave Jerma such an accurate first impression for 2020
@skylerm465 Жыл бұрын
"Not fair!" He cries while attempting to fatally injure the EMT trying to save someone's life from the psychotic Ambulance-riding serial killer.
@ConfusedAleks3 жыл бұрын
57:30 Chat: "This isn't suppose to be a fantasy game" *Jerma proceeds to pick a tall police officer as his character*
@lampshade657911 ай бұрын
The most terrfying thing to see when your house is on fire, is a firefighter recklessly drive to the scene, come to a driving halt. Then jump out and say "How do I put the fire out? How do I put the fire out! Oh wait a hose?".
@Etherman73 жыл бұрын
Boy, this one throws you in on the deep end. Doesn't even explain code 3. Doesn't explain why you can punch as a medic (ask a medic how many fistfights they get into for some hilarious stories). Doesn't explain why Jerma is so small.
@Profile__13 жыл бұрын
55:24 This is pretty accurate, actually. In Lost Dogs, Jerma drove on the "right" side of the road even though in Britain you're supposed to be driving on the left. He literally will take which ever road is not the correct one.
@therogue3533 жыл бұрын
his absolute inability to read instructions is going to make me scream, what a psycho
@JG-tr8ph
Жыл бұрын
For real, it's like he's brain-damaged.
@atin69393 жыл бұрын
Being volunteer EMS gives me a greater appreciation of this game than I ever thought possible
@Joobe226911 ай бұрын
imagine fighting for your life on the side of the road after a freak traffic accident and Jerma is the first responder to pull up. I'd just give up fighting and let god take me.
@Rocky-oq9cy3 жыл бұрын
38:43 Oh my god for crying out loud Jeremy Elbertson how many times can someone say "Hose on the ladder" before you understand that it means there's a HOSE ON THE LADDER?
@the_average_canadian3 жыл бұрын
You joke about the medic running up a hill with a bag, but I've seen ambulances park several hundred meters from a crash and have to wheel a stretcher all that distance up a road to get to a patient and wheel them all the way back. Basically the same thing.
@cowpunk55072 жыл бұрын
"If I have sound available, I can hear better" - Jerm Andy 2020
@bradyp6343 жыл бұрын
20:32 activated my fight or flight response
@TR-707 Жыл бұрын
i love how there are First Responder expert players in Jerma's chat
@SomeScruffian2 жыл бұрын
I dont care if my whole house was on fire, If Jerma broke down my door with a fireaxe, I am going to scream.
@frogg53683 жыл бұрын
jerma was the drunk driver the whole time
@ilovemeatloaf4202 Жыл бұрын
the officers just standing there and watching as their medic has to run up and down the hill to get the ambulance, go get gas, bump into several cars and then spray a civilian with a hose is absolutely insane
@JoNarDLoLz3 жыл бұрын
Pog, new contender in the Jerma editor arena! I actually like the long edits since I work a long time in my PC and I could actually get some context on the funny moment than simply having the highlight of the funny moment, so I'm blessed to have you give me more Jerma content in one video.
@DeadpoolNJ2 жыл бұрын
" why do I have my blinker on?".....*drives off a cliff*
@JackVashko2 жыл бұрын
30:26 me upon arriving to the local gentleman’s club and finding that there is naught a single attractive wench for me to lust for:
@FlynnJMin
Жыл бұрын
you should know that upon clicking that I made a noise that injured my throat
@skye4
Жыл бұрын
It's 30:05 now. This is one of my favorite comments, by the way.
@EnigmaKid492 жыл бұрын
imagine watching your business going up in flames, possibly with people still trapped inside and you see the firefighter spelling his name with the house in the street lmao
@defaultdoor28723 жыл бұрын
“If theres sound available, I can hear better”
@DeadpoolNJ2 жыл бұрын
As a volunteer firefighter of 18 years, I kept wanting to yell at my screen Everytime he did something wrong lol And I always hated the Roto-Ray light ( rotating light on the front of the fire truck, luckily it's an option that alot of people don't pick)
@timothytt5473 жыл бұрын
The first time when he pulled away and the dude fell out, I died, like the guy that got stuffed into the trunk and then the car got driven into the sea.
@bluezebra27592 жыл бұрын
The medic bag never moves
@AlwaysRetr03 жыл бұрын
Unironically better AI than Cyberpunk
@jerlome44672 жыл бұрын
20:31 the flashback was so clear I could practically hear the silly spray
@MrJack8700 Жыл бұрын
Lmao he was wondering why the criminals had a fan on in the diner when he was the one who put it there as a firefighter.
@Pepsi-hm1hs3 жыл бұрын
Loving your edits
@myr79223 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand how random twitch viewers can (and will!) shell out thousands of dollars to an internet funnyman... Great watch! Really makes me glad he hasn't *actually* ran for office
@stevej71393
3 жыл бұрын
Phylactery's mom is going to be so mad when she sees her credit card statement.
@thesavagegummybear73416 ай бұрын
4:24 "So I have to go help people?" Jeramy asked as he writhed in disgust, the very nature of his being fighting against all odds to be a good person.
@musicparty19902 жыл бұрын
I know I might be in the minority here, but I love sassy chat not 5 minutes into Jerma talking and telling him to shush, it happened again on Elden ring lol
@SamCyanide3 жыл бұрын
1:03:00 holy shit did not expect to be able to use the trunk
@wren7248 Жыл бұрын
Watching Jerma play this was infuriating, he was actively doing the wrong thing while the game told him what to do in the lower part of the screen
@pitchblackgrue3 жыл бұрын
I like the part when he pulls the gun out and it just falls apart.
@Doc_Hawk2 жыл бұрын
The "cartoon" thing on the front of the fire truck is called a Rotoray, they are awesome
@rubycosmo62794 ай бұрын
The fact that "call as many EMTs as you can" was one of the first suggestions only for it to inexplicably happen as a firefighter is just incredible
@Stapler4217 күн бұрын
For future me, WHOAH is at 10:29, he went like ba-BOOM is at 18:31, hit by a car is at 24:42, no I can't is at 24:55, if I have sound available is at 45:13, dive into van is at 1:06:37, manslaughter is at 1:17:56
@2rad4rio3 жыл бұрын
1:07:30 No drinking and walking
@Olliejfc2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I love this kanye song
@Gramer053 жыл бұрын
Why does he sound like he's in a constant laughing
@npenplz29 күн бұрын
least abrupt video end
@ThunderUnrelenting3 ай бұрын
"Alrighty! Let's get you to the Hospital!" "...Wheres the hospital?.." 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@kingjest52573 жыл бұрын
Fuck, laughing while trying to swallow orange juice then having it go up your nose is painful as fuck
@therogue3533 жыл бұрын
why didnt he just get the fucking med bag oh my fucking god jeremy please
@fandabidozi26511 ай бұрын
21:29 of course hes immune, he ubered
@zachprouty85953 жыл бұрын
why does everything happen in that diner
@thesavagegummybear73416 ай бұрын
i thought it said fist responder and he went to the location of the call and beat the shit out of them
@archiefromuno Жыл бұрын
joel got the first case of covid 19 in america, bet
@deadliestvice53563 жыл бұрын
1:44
@OnlyLocus2 ай бұрын
2020 in 2024 is crazy 💀
@Aurelius_unofficial
17 күн бұрын
You say that like Jerma streams go bad, they don't mold
@OnlyLocus
17 күн бұрын
@Aurelius_unofficial I don't think you even know what I'm talking about, because it's not his streams. it's how late I am to his streams
@bonk9312 жыл бұрын
35:04 😟😟
@theGOADED6 ай бұрын
Joel got covid early on
@bubbybigtime3 жыл бұрын
:)
@themindset41644 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel for everytime a famous rapper was a fan of a livestreamer I liked I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird it happened twice, right?
@1juura
3 ай бұрын
who else
@themindset4164
3 ай бұрын
@@1juura If I recall correctly, T-Pain and Moistcritical (otherwise known by penguinz0 or Charlie) enjoy each other's work.
@JoeKenyon3 жыл бұрын
First!
@myriadpro16413 жыл бұрын
Man i like these kinda games cause you can play l;ike its real and have so much fun like in CoD Modern Warfare
Пікірлер: 70
I'm glad that first chat message gave Jerma such an accurate first impression for 2020
"Not fair!" He cries while attempting to fatally injure the EMT trying to save someone's life from the psychotic Ambulance-riding serial killer.
57:30 Chat: "This isn't suppose to be a fantasy game" *Jerma proceeds to pick a tall police officer as his character*
The most terrfying thing to see when your house is on fire, is a firefighter recklessly drive to the scene, come to a driving halt. Then jump out and say "How do I put the fire out? How do I put the fire out! Oh wait a hose?".
Boy, this one throws you in on the deep end. Doesn't even explain code 3. Doesn't explain why you can punch as a medic (ask a medic how many fistfights they get into for some hilarious stories). Doesn't explain why Jerma is so small.
55:24 This is pretty accurate, actually. In Lost Dogs, Jerma drove on the "right" side of the road even though in Britain you're supposed to be driving on the left. He literally will take which ever road is not the correct one.
his absolute inability to read instructions is going to make me scream, what a psycho
@JG-tr8ph
Жыл бұрын
For real, it's like he's brain-damaged.
Being volunteer EMS gives me a greater appreciation of this game than I ever thought possible
imagine fighting for your life on the side of the road after a freak traffic accident and Jerma is the first responder to pull up. I'd just give up fighting and let god take me.
38:43 Oh my god for crying out loud Jeremy Elbertson how many times can someone say "Hose on the ladder" before you understand that it means there's a HOSE ON THE LADDER?
You joke about the medic running up a hill with a bag, but I've seen ambulances park several hundred meters from a crash and have to wheel a stretcher all that distance up a road to get to a patient and wheel them all the way back. Basically the same thing.
"If I have sound available, I can hear better" - Jerm Andy 2020
20:32 activated my fight or flight response
i love how there are First Responder expert players in Jerma's chat
I dont care if my whole house was on fire, If Jerma broke down my door with a fireaxe, I am going to scream.
jerma was the drunk driver the whole time
the officers just standing there and watching as their medic has to run up and down the hill to get the ambulance, go get gas, bump into several cars and then spray a civilian with a hose is absolutely insane
Pog, new contender in the Jerma editor arena! I actually like the long edits since I work a long time in my PC and I could actually get some context on the funny moment than simply having the highlight of the funny moment, so I'm blessed to have you give me more Jerma content in one video.
" why do I have my blinker on?".....*drives off a cliff*
30:26 me upon arriving to the local gentleman’s club and finding that there is naught a single attractive wench for me to lust for:
@FlynnJMin
Жыл бұрын
you should know that upon clicking that I made a noise that injured my throat
@skye4
Жыл бұрын
It's 30:05 now. This is one of my favorite comments, by the way.
imagine watching your business going up in flames, possibly with people still trapped inside and you see the firefighter spelling his name with the house in the street lmao
“If theres sound available, I can hear better”
As a volunteer firefighter of 18 years, I kept wanting to yell at my screen Everytime he did something wrong lol And I always hated the Roto-Ray light ( rotating light on the front of the fire truck, luckily it's an option that alot of people don't pick)
The first time when he pulled away and the dude fell out, I died, like the guy that got stuffed into the trunk and then the car got driven into the sea.
The medic bag never moves
Unironically better AI than Cyberpunk
20:31 the flashback was so clear I could practically hear the silly spray
Lmao he was wondering why the criminals had a fan on in the diner when he was the one who put it there as a firefighter.
Loving your edits
I'll never understand how random twitch viewers can (and will!) shell out thousands of dollars to an internet funnyman... Great watch! Really makes me glad he hasn't *actually* ran for office
@stevej71393
3 жыл бұрын
Phylactery's mom is going to be so mad when she sees her credit card statement.
4:24 "So I have to go help people?" Jeramy asked as he writhed in disgust, the very nature of his being fighting against all odds to be a good person.
I know I might be in the minority here, but I love sassy chat not 5 minutes into Jerma talking and telling him to shush, it happened again on Elden ring lol
1:03:00 holy shit did not expect to be able to use the trunk
Watching Jerma play this was infuriating, he was actively doing the wrong thing while the game told him what to do in the lower part of the screen
I like the part when he pulls the gun out and it just falls apart.
The "cartoon" thing on the front of the fire truck is called a Rotoray, they are awesome
The fact that "call as many EMTs as you can" was one of the first suggestions only for it to inexplicably happen as a firefighter is just incredible
For future me, WHOAH is at 10:29, he went like ba-BOOM is at 18:31, hit by a car is at 24:42, no I can't is at 24:55, if I have sound available is at 45:13, dive into van is at 1:06:37, manslaughter is at 1:17:56
1:07:30 No drinking and walking
Oh my god I love this kanye song
Why does he sound like he's in a constant laughing
least abrupt video end
"Alrighty! Let's get you to the Hospital!" "...Wheres the hospital?.." 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Fuck, laughing while trying to swallow orange juice then having it go up your nose is painful as fuck
why didnt he just get the fucking med bag oh my fucking god jeremy please
21:29 of course hes immune, he ubered
why does everything happen in that diner
i thought it said fist responder and he went to the location of the call and beat the shit out of them
joel got the first case of covid 19 in america, bet
1:44
2020 in 2024 is crazy 💀
@Aurelius_unofficial
17 күн бұрын
You say that like Jerma streams go bad, they don't mold
@OnlyLocus
17 күн бұрын
@Aurelius_unofficial I don't think you even know what I'm talking about, because it's not his streams. it's how late I am to his streams
35:04 😟😟
Joel got covid early on
:)
If I had a nickel for everytime a famous rapper was a fan of a livestreamer I liked I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird it happened twice, right?
@1juura
3 ай бұрын
who else
@themindset4164
3 ай бұрын
@@1juura If I recall correctly, T-Pain and Moistcritical (otherwise known by penguinz0 or Charlie) enjoy each other's work.
First!
Man i like these kinda games cause you can play l;ike its real and have so much fun like in CoD Modern Warfare