Egotistical streamer fantasizes about a fan recognizing him.

@MyHeadHz

3 жыл бұрын

So full of himself smh my head

@ItsDSP

3 жыл бұрын

Y’all really gonna act like you don’t have fantasies of seeing Jerma on the treadmill at the gym?

@CarlMakesVideos

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItsDSP I keep a special mp3 track to play too loud on my headphones for just such an occasion.

@chickenfoundation9323

3 жыл бұрын

Ego so big he didn’t realize that he accidentally made himself the villain

@flinflonian3870

3 жыл бұрын

​@@CarlMakesVideos I'm going to be playing team fortress two as... THE PIRATE SPY!

imagine learning that your uncle actually swears by watching him play lego star wars

@Game_Sometimes

3 жыл бұрын

😂

INSANELY VAIN streamer VIOLENTLY SLAMS DOOR on INNOCENT and CONSIDERATE uber eats driver and LONGTIME FAN

@eugeneedgeworth1436

3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t even give him a tip or anything. So uncivilized, Jerma has no dignity.

@poppi2821

3 жыл бұрын

ON STREAM!!

@Thelionpaladin

3 жыл бұрын

Eugene Edgeworth look at me! Look at me!

@seantheguy1391

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thelionpaladin I am the captain now.

Imagine jermas nieces and nephews finding all of the awful pictures of him on the internet

@bread9552

3 жыл бұрын

The dump truck phat ass image

@TerrariaLp1

3 жыл бұрын

@@bread9552 i didnt even see your comment and i also instantly thought of that picture when i read OPs comment

@loganwilkens973

3 жыл бұрын

The mountain of catboy fanart. Sus. The Greedy Grinner. There are so many

@muggins2279

2 жыл бұрын

Uncle Jeremy are you really trunked the fuck up

Jerma thinks that HE would be the one making fun of the delivery man, the guy would probably say something like “you look shorter in person”

@chistosquisto9079

3 жыл бұрын

Jerma985... you’re shorter than I expected

The real Bugsnax were the unfunny jokes we made along the way.

@Hazelnutz3

3 жыл бұрын

Shanondorf

@AydarBMSTU

3 жыл бұрын

When the game is so terrible you have to make bad jokes

@DeadHandtheSurvivor

3 жыл бұрын

@@AydarBMSTU Well, good thing Bugsnaxs is actually an extremely well made game with a lot of care put into it so that doesn't count... right? Right?... I mean come on, how can it be bad? It has bunger, everybody loves a good bunger.

@unquestionableexistance8704

3 жыл бұрын

Bunger is love, Bunger is life

@squishy77wah78

3 жыл бұрын

Nah bunger is overdone

"MOM! UNCLE JEREMY DID A - 2 AGAIN"

@joshriley2936

3 жыл бұрын

"MOM! JERMA AND STAR ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!"

@dolki715

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshriley2936 There's a 100 and 4 billions of Twitch sub debt...

@rylanmetors473

2 жыл бұрын

- 2?

Popular twitch streamer says f word in front of adolescent nieces and nephews while playing a child’s game.

@franciscogerardoarmenante4131

3 жыл бұрын

M E A T W A V E

@themigtyboosh

3 жыл бұрын

Francisco Armenante yeowww

@franciscogerardoarmenante4131

3 жыл бұрын

@@themigtyboosh hehehe yes.

Jermas family putting his stream on in front of children is like Kit Haringtons family putting game of thrones on in front of their children because they like swords.

Jerma as Rodney Dangerfield looks like a Harvester character.

@Sandlerverse

3 жыл бұрын

"always a kidder, they say, always a kidder. last time I tried going to the pharmacy for some condoms they said that I should try a candy wrapper. a york peppermint patty"

@erfaniom9576

3 жыл бұрын

thats such a deep cut holy shit

@Sigh95

3 жыл бұрын

“You always were a streamer, Steve”.

@skye4

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm getting old, it's hard to face When during streams I lose my place Steak and streams, my favorite pair I have 'em both the same way, very rare"

@mycoolhandgiveit

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sigh95 LMAOOO

Is this the streamer with the, quote, "dumptruck"?

@WordUser

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, this is the legendary jerma (985) from the KZread channel jerma985 and also his twitch channel jerma985, the one and only streamer with a dumptruck big enough to crush all his fans simultaneously if he wanted to

@smallbrainpodcast6727

3 жыл бұрын

@@WordUser thank you for the clarification

@Shepfax

3 жыл бұрын

big slappy

Jerma: Minions and Jawas sound exactly the same. Chat: Shut up! _They hated Jerma because he told them the truth._

@xtzyshuadog

2 жыл бұрын

23:33.*#kj*

I was really disappointed Jerma got the good ending. The bad endings add an extra level of body horror to an already unsettling last act.

@aweebname6138

3 жыл бұрын

Well he's the streamer who beat Dark Souls live on stream afterall

@Dr.Oofers

3 жыл бұрын

Wait there’s bad endings?

@zetifyy3455

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dr.Oofers yeah

@bruhmentium2693

3 жыл бұрын

@@zetifyy3455 what's the bad ending bro

@zetifyy3455

3 жыл бұрын

@@bruhmentium2693 there’s a vid of it b t I forgot what it was srry

shannondorf is a very sweet person in the melee community, shout out to her

"I don't smoke weed." (2 second later looking at a flying chicken wing) "I thought that was waluigi"

The delivery guy thing literally happened to an author named Patrick Rothfuss. A delivery guy showed up and was like: "Oh hey, big fan, hows your next book coming?" and Patrick came back and he was fuming and said: "Even the fucking pizza guy bugs me about the next book!"

@cosmic1466

3 жыл бұрын

The "When's your next book" thing is a running gag with Rothfuss.

@iug5672

Жыл бұрын

Ask Jerma when his book is coming out and he might actually kill you

Did Jerma invent his own Flying Lotus Grocery Store copypasta about himself

@Destroy1640

3 жыл бұрын

Have to prevent that electric infetterence ;)

@jackdareviewer8823

3 жыл бұрын

Flying lotus based

@teriyaki_chicken

3 жыл бұрын

Huh? Huh? Huh?

@coffeecheetoschicken8569

3 жыл бұрын

Flying Lotus? As in the man, the myth behind great albums such as Flamagra, Your Dead!, Los Angles, and many other greats. And is also responsible for creating the Brain Feeder sound or the L.A. sound? And is also the man behind our childhood memories of staying up late to watch Adult Swim and hearing his song Message Situation! If so 🦯 I do love me some Flylo

@jackdareviewer8823

3 жыл бұрын

@@coffeecheetoschicken8569 I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

30:13 Getting vibes like... "Snaxburg. It was such a peaceful place, with good people. That was before the plague hit..."

Did his sister call him and say "D-DON'T SAY SWEARS"

Jema is officially on the naughty list

@zachprouty8595

3 жыл бұрын

but he killed santa

1:26 losing my shit at this, the acting, the quiet pause of hesitation, the sound effect of the door bell and remember its all improv

I like to imagine that Jerma's doorbell sound is actually a recording of his own voice making a doorbell sound

16:16 Psychopath streamer KILLS his FRIEND on stream, then LAUGHS!!

@HiddelMOB

3 жыл бұрын

The art of him down there made me genuinely kind of sad though :(

Bugsnax: Rated R

12:00 classic "I wont do that chat" but does it anyway jerma moment

30:15 “it’s been twelve years, but that was back when the plague hit...”

FOULMOUTHED streamer gets MUTED by HIS OWN FAMILY

Bugsnax: Looks like a Muppet-Pokemon fetish game Actually Eldritch horror

@eddyspaghetti6211

3 жыл бұрын

bit of a shame that we all knew it was going this direction anyway

@HeroOfTimpani

3 жыл бұрын

I mean the fetish part ended up being right, so at least something was consistent

@childOFtengu

3 жыл бұрын

@@HeroOfTimpani ...what was the fetish part of this game? Obsessing over bugsnax or something?

@cyber_xiii3786

3 жыл бұрын

@@childOFtengu pretty sure it's the body morphing part

@DoktorBeta

3 жыл бұрын

@@childOFtengu transformation + vore

16:22 for filbo yeet

Shannondorf actually is a real, quite popular cosplayer. He invented a real person

When I delivered this guy's food he rode out the doggy door on a really fat dachshund. Called me a fucking loser, grabbed the unsweetened cheerios and rode back inside.

this man lives in a skit in his head

“Just one more for the road” *proceeds to slurp the entire fucking ocean*

PSYCHO streamer plays FETISH game for innocent wholesome stream chat; THOUSANDS TRAUMATIZED

@EmmanQuinones5234

3 жыл бұрын

*What an ACTUAL Psycho!!*

“I killed the mayor, so I’m the mayor now” -Jerma

9:08-9:54 i lost it at this part

Small man obsessed with Bugs and other creepy crawlies screams into a camera for hours on end to entertain people he has never met.

one day he'll say my name right

@agentpaint

3 жыл бұрын

Yo it's that MasterGear himself? Big Fan of you and Wayner!

The thought of Jerma’s parents hearing him talk about his Dump Truck Ass on stream with no-context just keeps on making me wheeze laugh🦯🦯🦯🦯🦽🦽🦽🦽

When the imposter is sus! 😳

@Conqrete_M

3 жыл бұрын

When the imposter is sus!

@YourAverageSpelunker

3 жыл бұрын

When the imposter isn't sus...

@Tucker454

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I were the person who tried to overuse the joke

@RematodeRanger

3 жыл бұрын

When the imposter is Thick!

@dopey473

3 жыл бұрын

When the

*me delivering food to the jerma985 household* “Hey man here’s your food, have a good... wait a second. Are you the guy who BEAT DARK SOULS ON STREAM?!”

@cephon6198

Жыл бұрын

The poor people at McDonald's having to suffer through having this psycho show up at the counter and making the wildest orders

Was this the fabled stream where mastergir raided then jerma called him master gear? 13:37

@xf3s_

3 жыл бұрын

there have been SEVERAL of those lmfao he hasn't learned how to pronounce it yet..

@EJF-qq2vp

3 жыл бұрын

@@xf3s_ bRUH

@xf3s_

3 жыл бұрын

@@EJF-qq2vp i know 😭😭😭

@slurplie

3 жыл бұрын

i was not expecting to hear mastergir in a jerma highlight vid lmao

@EJF-qq2vp

3 жыл бұрын

@@slurplie me neither

24:11 this whole section was playing when i was tired and i thought i was having a fever dream

Jerma plays a better nervous Jerma fan than he does Jerma.

18:15 He's no longer Jeremy, he's Jerome.

Could you imagine having jerma as your uncle? Lucky kids

the boston jumps out 18:54 newspaypah

MOD THE DELIVERY DRIVER jermaSun

I like how the delivery bit had “donations” in the background

20:26 HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

"Is this a children's TV show?" Yes

@yahyamusseb

3 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine jerma shifting his eyes left and right

ever since jack and superdazza started editing for the channel, the quality went through the fucking roof

"peas ees, thank you for the peas"

Jerma peaked with the shanondorf joke he came up with. Not that the bar was very high.

3:31 Ooh, boy! I can't wait for SHPEE of The Wild 2!

hope jerma knows Shanondorf is a real cosplayer in the smash bros scene that has bene around for years lmao

@silafim

3 жыл бұрын

very weird feeling for jerma to randomly say a melee persons name rofl

Real talk, his family is the one at fault for showing a video from the internet to their kids without making sure it's appropriate first. You can't just assume it's kid-friendly just because it's about a children's game. This kind of thing is why we now have shit like COPPA restrictions on KZread.

@Vaguer_Weevil

3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Jerma's family are a bunch of Karens. Actually it does make sense that's why he's the way he is..

@Ravertine

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vaguer_Weevil we don't know his family we can't just say shit like that

@Vaguer_Weevil

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ravertine This little nugget is all I need to know about what kind of people they are, I don't care if that offends someone.

@Ravertine

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vaguer_Weevil that doesn't make you a badass or whatever you are trying to be, his family did a mistake we can't call them Karen's for it. that's not only offensive to his family, it's offensive to jerma too

@Ravertine

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vaguer_Weevil hot tip: don't become a cop, lawyer, or a judge, you probably won't do too good in that territory

When he fed him the poison. Very cool

Honestly watching jermas stream was the best way to experience this game

"Loxy" -Loxy

I'm not certain, but I was really cry laughing at that "fan recognizing" part... Must go to the awards..

Jeremy simping for Wiggle is actually quite cute

4:45 I don't know why the fucking "Shannondorf" bit got me but it fucking got me

That deliveryman story was heartbreaking ngl

Ending reminded me of the start of the Executive Assault video with Star

The shriforce of shourage

He can't even be insincere sincerely, it's amazing

3:38 100%, the most based thing Jerma has ever said on stream.

@salzshakes4895

3 жыл бұрын

eat plant

Holy shit up to date content on 2ndJerma!? POG Thank you Dazza

@pemo2676

3 жыл бұрын

they've been doing this for a while- rather than letting the streams build up and the time get longer, they began doing both old streams and the new ones at the same time, so it's up to date and the gap of old ones start to actually get filled more editors are now working on it :)

@badatfocusing

3 жыл бұрын

@@pemo2676 it's honestly the best solution! I hope they post a video for the new house flipper vid

8:59 Late contender for Worst Noise 2020

“Cha cha had a problem. He watched way too much TV!” (Jerma noises)

Real talk who drew the art of Filbo freezing because that looks fucking amazing

i love how jermas go to british kid is oliver twist

3:37 sentences that make your burst out into tears

"i dont smoke weed" he smokes weed

> 7:40 >"Is this a children's TV show?" >Is playing Bugsnax

@eddyspaghetti6211

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair its not exactly for kids

@fla_mango4774

3 жыл бұрын

@@eddyspaghetti6211 I made that comment before I watched Jerma fucking murder someone to be fair

I fell asleep watching this and my roommate had to pause it for me

I seriously cant believe Jerma still doesn't have at least 1M subs

@eddyspaghetti6211

3 жыл бұрын

funnier than markiplier

@RedRocky54

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, I never noticed that before. Like not even half a million for one of the best entertainers on twitch/youtube? What an injustice.

@Jackson-pn4pn

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedRocky54 well if the community was larger it wouldn’t feel as genuine

local streamer eats bugs and rambles to the voices

Is this the streamer who fed Gramble bugsnax on stream? :(

My main man super dazza back at it again!

1:40 i thought i was the only one thinking of those kinda scenarios lmfao, thank god there exist other psychopaths other than me

When the imposter is bugsnax

Bugsnax more like Other Knack

Jeremy does a pretty good Jerma985 impression

... Can... Can you murder Eggabel via launch pad? I'm not evil so I never thought to try. The one time I *did* launch a Grumpus, it was Cromdo, and it broke his AI for a little bit and I had to scootch him back into position before I could talk to him again.

Shannondorf is actually a super smash bros melee player that works for beyond the summit lol

babe wake up new jerma upload

kinda bug kinda snack

0/10 didnt how how he spent 10 hours looking for the cheese sauce and spent 20 minutes looking at it

Shelda is Sheldon to what Jerma is to Jeremy

He came back with a pocket full of invasive species. What a PSYCHOPATH!

jerma is so close to becoming the neighbors kid

"You underestimate my power... I watch people cut their wood"

I can't believe Jerma voiced a character from Dark Souls

Ah yes, mastergear

dumptruck jerma strikes again

Wow, that was a surprisingly dark ending.

The sound he made at the end there was ungodly.

Jermas dark souls NPC voice is incredible