Jerma talks for four minutes on mute and says he can't type because he can't read his keyboard while insisting he's not high on 4/20 is such an amazing intro

@jordynensor2081

3 ай бұрын

all the while it sounds like he’s got at least seven cotton balls in his mouth

@cattlemantis

Ай бұрын

Sober as a stone

I remembering watching this stream live. It's almost a 7 hour stream btw, he chopped wood for close to 3 hours. It was all worth it for when he has an existential crisis about that horrific face he made and then crashes his car immediately, ruining over 45 minutes of work

@mellowmelly9258

Жыл бұрын

"ALMOST" a seven hour stream??? the vod is 8 hours and five minutes long this MADMAN is OUT OF CONTROL

@glub4234

9 ай бұрын

I like how you said he was chopping wood for 3 hours, but only lost 45 minutes of work.

@junipre985

5 ай бұрын

@@glub4234he only loaded the last 45 minutes worth of wood

SOFT-HANDED CITY BOY BAFFLED by mere existence of MANUAL LABOR EQUIPMENT

UPPER CLASS STREAMER BEWILDERED by a simple, humble LOG SPLITTER

@renatlottiepilled

Жыл бұрын

city andy LUL

@skislope4218

Жыл бұрын

UPPER CLASS STREAMER has an ESPRESSO MACHINE in his BATHROOM

@ketsuakagi5646

Жыл бұрын

His soft weak hands have never worked a day in his life

@asmodeuslol7904

Жыл бұрын

Bourgeois andy CANNOT comprehend the struggle of the proletariat

@katzea.a7880

Жыл бұрын

princess andy

"Sober as a stone" TCH has replaced his blood.

@reno6703

Жыл бұрын

Those damn vaporizer pens that killed those kids

@eaglesattack

Жыл бұрын

RIP TCH

@Thomas_Angelo

Жыл бұрын

He is stoned

@plastiktuten3866

6 ай бұрын

lmfao it was so obvious that he was high as a kite, and I loved it

@breadslayer7442

2 ай бұрын

What the heck is TCH hahaha

That fucking intro oh my god. Mod tells jerma “DONT talk about drinking an espresso while you SHIT today” and jerma is like “Let me go into detail about how I drank an espresso while I shit today”

He's so deranged whenever he wears red

@IMosuGoji

2 ай бұрын

it’s because he’s a sus imposter and red = imposter

THE LOATHSOME LOG SPLITTER

"every single person ON EARTH has seen that video" -Jerma about the fastest hot dog shooter in the world video that has 343k views

@Thomas_Angelo

Жыл бұрын

There is one with 1.1 mil but it was uploaded 1 year after the original 278k one. Society is only 1.1 mil people.

The insane urge to just reach through the screen and SNATCH the mouse to just DO IT MYSELF MY GOD IT'S RIGHT THERE JEREMY

Jerma does a lot of stuff on the toilet, including streaming. So him drinking an espresso while taking a shit is accurate

Jerma in games where there is like 0 penalty when you crash: Oh my god I’m going way too fast I need to slow down Jerma in this: only drives truck in 4th gear

you know it’s a good day when 3rd jerma uploads

It makes me happy that Jerma seems as unhinged as ever despite his mods and manager feeling the need to try and keep a lid on him.

@lukabrasi001

Жыл бұрын

he's got a manager??

@KaoticViber

6 ай бұрын

​@@lukabrasi001 yeah dude, it's Paul Bearer

He really is too rich to learn how to follow a straight line without veering off a cliff for a fall joke

god I was fucking SCREAMING "nononono" watching him drive away with the wood cause I KNEW there was a ditch there that he wouldn't be able to see

Love watching Jerma while I work on my lab reports. he babbles madly in the background and I approximate the calving seasons of wildebeests in the Serengeti.

God help the poor souls that have to ride shotgun when Jermas driving

Probably my favorite Seinfeld episode, I loved it when Kramer zerked off onto George’s laptop for thirty minutes

Watching this for a second time, and I think my favorite moment is at 34:32. He doesn’t try to argue with chat, he doesn’t defend himself, he just resigns to the fact that he IS pissed.

the stream that revealed how insanely rich he actually is

imagining seeing a crazy guy come up to your gas station two days in a row 10 minutes before closing and he can't figure out how to open the cap on his gas can

this game needs a streamer mode that holds your hand

The Mon bazou stream is like the polar opposite of The Long Drive Stream. I feel like this one is complete and utter chaos, not something I would put in the background while I fall asleep

14:15 groggy gary pre-ultrakill era

@spaghettivase4808

Жыл бұрын

Excuse me thats Hamster Herman

Jerma and a car game is as good a pairing as red wine and steak

Skye you keep pumping out multi hour long edits like it's nothing. I remain eternally grateful 🙏 I wouldn't be the jermamite I am now without you

@jacobpapp2148

Жыл бұрын

People like Skye are some of the best in the community, they've done so much for us 🥹

You know it’s a good game when there’s a slur on command button

i wrote the "jerma please we're so close to disneyland comment" as demiv0 at 1:32:15, crowning achievement thank you for including that bit

@AndreasWB

Жыл бұрын

I pooped on the toilet as he read that and saw this comment at the same time as the battleship was sunk. Gz buddy

@Doomessenger4654

Жыл бұрын

+2

@jakii3621

Жыл бұрын

Why does the kid talk like he hasn’t drank water in 6 months

@leesimmers6693

Жыл бұрын

I think about this bit almost daily, thank you for adding this to my life

One day Jerma’s gonna go live with him in the same spot with the same setup until we hear a faint stream of water for a few seconds, then he’ll reach for something behind his back and the sound of rushing water as he keeps gaming.

@bigbeefscorcho

Жыл бұрын

His streaming setup from the Dollhouse stream will become a reality, MonkaS

@mcwetpatch

Жыл бұрын

i thought this was about flooding his own home on purpose with like a garden hose but it's about a toilet

Honestly it's kinda cool to see a game taking place in the early 2000s

@experssion123

Жыл бұрын

Can go back to my childhood

The log splitter revelation almost destroyed Jerma completely

mountainpeak mountainpeak mountainpeak LEFT

the drunk dad and scared kid bits are always so damn funny

He mentioned that cave men would look at the sun and he didn't think of doing that himself at all

Despite the simplicity of this stream, this was one of my favorite recent streams from Jerma. Very entertaining. This is one of those streams I like enough to be able to watch the full unedited thing, as with the No More Heroes streams and all.

I love it when chat gets mad at him for not believing them while simultaneously being pathological liars constantly.

Jeremy sounds like shaggy from Scooby-Doo except he retired from the mystery crew and became a twitch streamer

@Channeldyhb

Жыл бұрын

Oto is Scooby-Doo

@bonebag1961

Жыл бұрын

That makes sense since jerma's not real

@IMosuGoji

2 ай бұрын

the same guy who played Shaggy played the Purple Guy in FNAF, who is a murderer Jerma is a murderer coincidence???

loved the cutback to the previous stream when he mentioned homework lol

what does he even mean by a coupler trailer that hooks onto the back of your truck? jerma's logic trains are interesting

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

Probably because it said "tried to attach to air" when he interacted with the front part of it.

@caluhhhb

Жыл бұрын

@@skye4 no i know, but does he not know what a trailer is? and if that whole thing WAS just a coupler, what the hell is it pulling? an actual trailer? lmao

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

@@caluhhhb The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.

Jerma describes Panama shifts, gets called a socialist. Lmao two days on three days off is a real thing, if you have the people it increases productivity a fuck ton

@peridooter530

Жыл бұрын

@@FatherNagic Never heard of a salary job huh? You also clearly dont know what Panamas are. You have multiple teams so people are always working. Usually Panamas work in 12 hour shifts as well. Before you start telling people "youre gone" maybe know what your discussing, alright champ?

@sneezegaming7460

Жыл бұрын

@@peridooter530 Shocker: 48 hour work week more productive than 40 hour work week

@pooppoop6337

Жыл бұрын

Tell me you've never put much thought into different types of jobs with- oh no, you already told me.

@cheyannei5983

7 ай бұрын

​@@sneezegaming7460The kinds of jobs that run those shifts have people working around the clock regardless, it's just people do the bulk of their work fresh so you have more fresh shifts throughout the week

YES I loved this stream. Thank you!

I love how he cannot fathom the concept of a piece of machinery being attached to a truck. Like, if the log splitter was just a trailer, WHAT IS IT USED FOR JEREMY

This video really made me realise how much Skye's edit style perfects Jerma's comedic timing, loved it!

Thank you Skye4 for making the pushup segment a lot more bearable, the background silence with just his grunts was very unnerving.

it actually made me mad how hard he denied it was a log splitter after looking directly at the mechanism that was clearly made to split logs

1:11:15 I believe Boston's streets were made by paving over roads ment for horses which is why they're so small and janky.

Thanks to Jeremy I found about this game and adore it. I absolutely love watching it and I'm happy my favorite stream compiler made it the next target! You're the best Skye!

1:04:53 proves Jerma is the next Mr Bean

that intro was perfect for this

This was a great stream but the best part was by far the time where Jerma accidentally confirmed he has an account on chaturbate

I would eat bugs on the ground and I would live.

Jerma learning what a log splitter is so so funny oh my god

EPIC, thanks Skye ur amazing seriously

neurons activate every time he says gas

@Thomas_Angelo

Жыл бұрын

Gyass

@VTXHobbies

2 күн бұрын

Gyass.. will fill the room

Thank you very much as always! I use every new edit from you to sleep every night, forever grateful!

omg yess this is one of my fav steams ty skye!

Omg Jerma played this?! I love this game so much! …can’t wait to see him crash his car over and over… Thanks Skye!

44:20 completely contradicting every point he tried to make in botw about being agile eniugh to dodge an axe

I can only imagine what it must have felt like to tune into this stream during the push up sequence

Im just realizing this game is just french Canadian my summer car and its so funny

think about just how many games of hearthstone that guy had to play

The edit for when he thinks of what he said was so good

1:58:09 was I think was one of the hardest times I've laughed in a Jerma stream. Only thing that comes close that I remember is Jigsaw House Flipper rapping

Thank you for the video

Jeremy is like modern day Seinfeld

the weirdest part for me is that he believes log splitter and trailer are somehow mutually exclusive as if someone wouldnt want to be able to hitch their log cutting machine to something else

1:45:26 and 1:45:48 the double one guy moment turn into life lesson with Jeremy. I'm genuinely love when he does serious talk, let's get ourselves relax, sit back, contemplate our life, and open our eyes for opinion from different perspective on whatever Jerma is talking about.

Literally just got caught eating spaghetti when he called it lol

Him being so confident about the log splitter not being a log splitter was cringe bro

As someone from Québec I do confirm we eat poop and grow weed

I feel like its safe to assume the Bat Blood Circulation doesn't have the same downsides human circulation has hanging upside down

Skye for the rescue, you never miss mister Skye thank you very much

as someone from Québec, Jerma saying Aweille donc Jacques made my day

best stream ever

Happy 4/20 jerma

City slicker

best stream OF THE YEAR

1:05:20 is a gold, how i didnt see it in any compilation

man your almost caught up to real time keep it up sky

1:36:19 nearly stopped my heart with laughter.

mmmmmmmmmm skye4 edit, huge thanks

Man he REALLY didn't like being called a socialist or gay

Skye4 edits keep me moving forward thank u

I watched the VOD of this and it was so slow and so long I never even got to the best parts lmao thank you so much for this edit, I’d have never seen the push-ups or the “BLOWJOB!?!?!” Moments

Bro I was literally eating spaghetti on the second seat of the couch with brown hair when he said that

skye, the absolute GOAT of editors

Chat is Jermas real girlfriend.

I think Jerma's Seinfeld idea is hilarious

I think having people throw away money and getting shackled with debt is part of the plan

a god among men, skye

I love the little 🤏steamer, thanks for these long edits!

This vid has made me search "fastest hot dog shooter" and then be bewildered by the fact that it has 1.1 mil views and the every human on earth has seen it(FACT STATED BY JERMA) and then find out there are nearly 8 billion non humans among us.

I wonder if the Jerma Breaking Bad bit was in this

I cant believe that Jerma drives 100 hours a week, thats wild

thank

Jerma confirmed Corn Beef Hash n Egg Giga Chad

jerma telling us to take better care of ourselves and eat properly as i pour a box of nerds into my mouth

funny that in the US Jerma is considered a socialist for his extremely moderate views on education and overworking.

@austinobambino1360

Жыл бұрын

Pro-labor Andy

@pooppoop6337

Жыл бұрын

Yes, congratulations, you are on the cusp of discovering that places are different and there is no one correct worldview or way to run a society.

@erykaldo2l270

Жыл бұрын

@@pooppoop6337 Who shat in your cereal this morning?

@gagebeveridge5880

8 ай бұрын

​@@pooppoop6337Nah man, America just fucking sucks

As someone who's a car guy and who has driven standard since I was 15, him fucking around with the truck physically hurts me