60G should be an acceleration of about 588 m/s^2. 588 m/s is equivalent to 1315.319mph. 1315.319mph/s. video games. play along at home kids: 1G means an acceleration of 9.8m/s^2, which is the same as 21.92198mph/s or 35.28kph/s! do the math yourself to find out when your favorite coaster separates your head from your shoulders! your results may vary. consult a physiciancist before making a decision

@commandantcarpenter

2 жыл бұрын

going to the amusement park to have my body instantly liquified e: addendum I am not a physicist. I just like math. I'm a nerd. this is not medical advice etc. etc.

@DrCranberry

2 жыл бұрын

I love how Jerma acts like the "speed" is the problem, he fucking reasons "Oh yeah I went on a roller coaster that was 60 MPH and it was terrifying!" meanwhile some rollercoasters go up to 130 MPH and are fine. It's totally the speed and not the extremely sudden horrific sustained changes in direction. The human body can handle car crashes which go upwards of 100 G's but those forces last for less than a nanosecond. Jerma wants you to sustain 60 G's for up to 5 seconds lmao

@Matoro342

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry but inertia doesn't affect me. I'm built different

@zeadaltaee

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up, you don't control my life

@JoNarDLoLz

2 жыл бұрын

I like your funny words, magic man!

"This one is for kids", he mutters to himself as he builds the euthanasia roller coaster.

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

2 жыл бұрын

The Psycho-logical Rollercoaster

@Tiptop9278

2 жыл бұрын

it’s for the youth in asia

@VortexKiller2

2 жыл бұрын

The Jerman Suplex Coaster

@Patrick.Weightman

Жыл бұрын

literally kills the children

@splendidsimp

Жыл бұрын

two sentence horror story

jerma getting mad when he has to delete his spine snapping death coaster in favor of putting in one that isn't fatal has similar energy to walt disney spiraling when he realized he wasn't allowed to run a small city state like an amusement park attraction

@HappyLarry.

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know what this is in reference to

@gnaat

2 жыл бұрын

@@HappyLarry. Disney bought a shit ton of land in Florida back in the 60's and wanted to convert a large portion of it into EPCOT, a self-contained futuristic city that would be ruled by Walt himself. The idea was super impractical, but Walt allegedly kept obsessing over it even as he was in the hospital, dying from lung cancer. The company scrapped the idea after he died, but some of the concepts were preserved and incorporated into the EPCOT theme park in Disney World.

@bengusmcribcager6373

2 жыл бұрын

@@gnaat highlights planned for EPCOT worthy of recall: the city center would be under a massive glass or plastic dome that would pose a fire hazard and potentially cook people with a lensing effect, no form of property ownership would exist so that Walt could readily fuck with the technology in your home, no forms of local democracy and a completely self sustaining nuclear reactor Disney actually still has the right to build their own nuclear reactor without any further approvals or oversight from the State of Florida. They would still have to obtain Nuclear Regulatory Commission licensing, but that's all they'd need.

@DrCranberry

2 жыл бұрын

EPCOT was the "city of tomorrow", and most of it could have actually worked. However many argue that the whole "companies using the city as a testing ground for new technology" was fucking dumb, and would mean repairmen give you a new fridge every other week because of testing bullshit. It was practical and impractical at the same time due to what Walt wanted to do with it.

@smcb9979

2 жыл бұрын

Walt's whole deal with EPCOT and his fixation on it as he was dying from awful cancer was also a huge inspiration for Erik Wolpaw when he was writing Cave Johnson and the history of Aperture Science for Portal 2, from what I recall

Jermas definition of a lame ride is one that doesnt instantly kill you by removing your flesh from your bones through sheer velocity

@Wilbyheh

Жыл бұрын

this made me start crying from laughter

@waterbottle6644

Жыл бұрын

5his promise fr d3cent horror movie

@spiders5172

9 ай бұрын

it wasnt an instant kill move

@offan-

5 ай бұрын

i thought you were exaggerating but now that i'm most of the way through the video this is just his exact thought process

jerma watching a crowd of innocents beg fearfully for help and interpreting it as cheering was SO funny 😭😭

@cronk2695

5 ай бұрын

This comment out of context is so deranged

@BierBart12

5 ай бұрын

A brutal dictator watching people beg from their lives form his giant walking tank fortress

@wolfy-woo

3 ай бұрын

To be fair, excitedly bouncing and waving does _not_ look like "god please help me" body language

"It's only 9 G's! Why won't anyone ride this?" Thats literally more G's than the crew of Apollo 16 experienced on re-entry from space... perfectly suitable for children at an amusement park

@flipwonderland4181

5 ай бұрын

yeah because that was 1g

@Zelurpio

3 ай бұрын

​@@flipwonderland4181way more than 1Gs

@seapackgaming4316

2 ай бұрын

@@flipwonderland4181 no..... try like 5 to 6gs....

@seapackgaming4316

2 ай бұрын

@@flipwonderland4181 3s for liftoff, almost double for re entry.

Jerma saying “fuck the guy who made this ride” and then realizing he made the ride is so fucking wild

@AnnoyingOrange420

Жыл бұрын

His continually growing fury gets funnier with every change cause he repeatedly ignores the part that's actually making it too dangerous

Ive never seen anyone get so mad at customers who want to ride something they can survive

Jerma acts as if 6Gs is reasonable for a Rollercoaster, meanwhile 5Gs for 2 seconds is more than enough to put an average adult unconscious. A trained Navy or Airforce pilot, and the best of the best of a culmination of human evolution and peak training can push the limit to 9, MAYBE even 10Gs for under 2 seconds. A sustained 6Gs for anywhere past 2 or 3 seconds is definitely fatal. Jermas 15G coaster is basically the equivalent of a concept for a centrifugal euthanasia system for inmates on death row.

@BarackLesnar

5 ай бұрын

a panopticon that spins

@BarackLesnar

5 ай бұрын

the prison that's also a carnival ride

@notsusanna7485

3 ай бұрын

@@BarackLesnar This coaster… …to hold ME?!

Went to this guy's park once, he was rambling to his "banana bros" or something, and the rides were killing people instantly, but for some reason people were still going on them. I can't say I recommend visiting, but the rides were free once you paid an entry fee! Such a great deal!

@glb0768

2 жыл бұрын

must be a pretty cheap entry fee considering you still only get one ride

@Reac2

2 жыл бұрын

I like your edits my guy :)

@Kazuhira2249

Жыл бұрын

the bathroom rocked

Jerma: this music is too much, I can’t focus with random sounds The stream every five seconds: BYEAH

Love the idea of entering a roller coaster park and immediately being shot at by medieval sniper fire

Just imagining Jerma at the court hearing after the "for kids" ride fucking disintegrates the attendees. "It didn't crush my head when I rode it."

@mayfy3907

2 жыл бұрын

he is the only man on earth with a skull thick enough...

@anyalaASMR

Жыл бұрын

@@mayfy3907 another point to those with the ‘Jerma is an alien pretending to be human’ head canon

I like how he creates roller coasters that would guarantee your death and then get confused why people don’t want to ride it

jerma has a specific streamer voice sometimes and he sounds like dennis reynolds

@jackbennett2269

2 жыл бұрын

Jerma the 'tuber

@jacobpapp2148

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@snivelak2

2 жыл бұрын

i have always thought Jerma is in many ways like a weird hybrid of all three Sunny leads

@26SuperDani

2 жыл бұрын

Wacky and short like Charlie, and a psycho like Dennis

@mikotoh

2 жыл бұрын

'I AM THE GOLDEN GOD OF THIS STREAM'

2016 Jerma is such a time capsule, like he was so young...

@z3rker

2 жыл бұрын

Which is funny because in reality he was like 400 years old already in 2016.

@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689

2 жыл бұрын

@@z3rker well yeah, but still, 400 to 1,000 is a long way, soo...

@JimmyJacksOfficial

Жыл бұрын

2016 was 14 years ago

@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689

Жыл бұрын

@@JimmyJacksOfficial 2014 was 30 years ago

@vforvictory2953

10 ай бұрын

2001 was 3 years ago

"10 feet of brakes is enough for 130mph"

@notsusanna7485

3 ай бұрын

Only Jerma would be able to design a roller coaster that would instantly blind you by making the all of the blood in your body rush to your head, and then knock you out by making it rush to your feet not even a second later

I absolutely love how Jerma used the "amount of G that causes death to humans" as his threshold to decide whether or not Slinkey was "good" for the park's tourists

Damn, he's been hyper-focused about not getting banned from Twitch by flashing the audience since the old times

i love that the first ride he builds is just the euthanasia coaster

@vidmastereon

Жыл бұрын

The euthanasia coaster is designed to be humane and painless He built one that will liquify you

This psycho's roller-coaster turns you into literal jelly. He created a Saw trap but you have no way of escaping once you're in it.

@notsusanna7485

3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: trained pilots can flat out die at 6 gs vertically, and jerma’s coaster was going a little over DOUBLE that, and SUSTAINING it 💀

@eduardoherrera2368

Ай бұрын

So... It's a Saw trap then.

only jerma could say “you can do it, i know you can” in a low, gravelly voice, and then not even 2 seconds later say “it’s like when you have a big shit in your stomach-“

58:03 jerma saying it only picks up speed at the fourth loop and then the roller coaster going at the speed of sound actually broke me. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

"I'm gonna have to have brakes on the whole track" Jerma you put like 10 feet of brakes on. jesus christ

@jackbennett2269

2 жыл бұрын

His anger at the replacement ride was so satisfying as a viewer, also this short term memory streamer HATES brakes

Jerma's first instinct upon building a park is not to build rides but to amass a small army to attack guests trying to get in.

Love how you can tell when Jerma is just talking rather than thinking while talking, like at the start of the stream he's talking in this low tone professional voice then later its his regular goofy voice

@exist4046

2 жыл бұрын

That's honestly just ADHD and y'know it's relatable

@lucasnadamas9317

9 ай бұрын

​@@exist4046It's not adhd and you don't have adhd

@cathyas3749

9 ай бұрын

@@lucasnadamas9317replying to a 1 year old comment just to hate is pathetic

@exist4046

9 ай бұрын

@@cathyas3749 especially when I have literal diagnosed by professionals ADHD, and have dealt with the decently severe effects of it for years, and it's even become worsened by my anemia. But sure, I don't have the disorder that I had to spend over a year finding the right medications for, just because a single KZread comment says I don't. God I wish it were that easy!

@passdaboof

3 ай бұрын

U watch this guy too much

I love how he keeps calling the mascot thing a waffle when it’s clearly the eponymous Chief Beef, of the Chief Beef restaurant chain

PHSYCO engineer makes a ROLLER COASTER that BRIEFLY makes you weigh 4 TONS!

Jerma thinks the only two rides he can make are 60G KILLING MACHINE and 2g children's carousel

"If you're into the worst stream I've ever done..." How fitting that this edit is uploaded shortly after the Fortnite stream

It's crazy how many of his coasters would work if he just fixed one or two harsh cuts and lumps in the path.

the virgin danger haters vs the chad centrifugers

Human tolerance of G-Forces analysis stream

Its never been easier to extract the insides of visitors. $5 entry, enticing rides. Free organs, sell organs. Zerk off, profit

i will literally devour any jerma content while hes spending 80% of his time playing elden ring and im going spoiler free until i play it

@ratchetfuture2

2 жыл бұрын

Luckily I think he’s finally finished it and he’s playing dos games tomorrow

@glb0768

2 жыл бұрын

@@ratchetfuture2 oh cool thanks for letting me know

@HappyLarry.

2 жыл бұрын

I've watched like half of his Elden Ring stuff, but I know I'm gonna forget about it before I ever play lmao

@ood9700

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you can sit down and watch some highlights eventually…so many moments made me laugh harder than I ever have at Jerma streams before

@HappyLarry.

2 жыл бұрын

@@ood9700 when he got told about horse dashing and the murderous intent in his eyes

33:22 I was unironically taking a huge shit at that moment and then he went on to describe exactly what just happened to me

The assembly line cats ride is still so fucking funny to me

When undergoing an acceleration of 9 g's, your body feels nine times heavier than usual, blood rushes to the feet, and the heart can't pump hard enough to bring this heavier blood to the brain. Your vision narrows to a tunnel, then goes black. If the acceleration doesn't decrease, you will pass out and finally die.

@ABRBD

Жыл бұрын

JET PILOTS can survive 9g's for a few SECONDS and this PSYCHO STREAMER is putting INNOCENT PARK GOERS throught this

no one’s talking about his interaction with otto 😩

@exist4046

2 жыл бұрын

Every time there's a dog in a game he just absolutely shifts in demeanor. Even fucking Wobbledogs he was panicking whenever they would start to fight and shit. The whole "psycho streamer" bit is funny as hell but like, the dude is genuinely such a nice guy, and I like that.

Man just 2 minutes in and you can tell that this is Jerma over 5 years ago. It's nice seeing the old streams every now and then.

@Bruh-ob9mi

2 жыл бұрын

2016….was five years ago? That can’t be right…that’s not right…I won’t believe that…

@campbell1232

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bruh-ob9mi good, cuz it was six years

@Bruh-ob9mi

2 жыл бұрын

@@campbell1232 Oh no

@heiswatching

2 жыл бұрын

You can hear it in his voice

@kell_0741

Жыл бұрын

@@Bruh-ob9mi I still think its 4 years ago

After watching this I'm not convinced Jerma has actually ever been on a rollercoaster

ahh yes, way back when jerma's streams weren't funded by drug and organ trafficking so he had to play with a 780

@18754KRS

2 жыл бұрын

＋２

The Scales on this game are so funny, what exactly is the difference between fear and excitement when you're on a rollercoaster?

@VortexKiller2

2 жыл бұрын

The difference is making it back home with half of your flesh intact.

@nobodyinparticular9640

2 жыл бұрын

If your pants turn brown or not, I guess?

@SantaFishes101

Жыл бұрын

you know when you're on one lol

Jerma's ability to instantly bankrupt any business is incredible.

1:41:20 is an incredible moment “they won’t even know! what they see is this -“ *the most insane and simultaneously stupid visual i’ve ever seen*

If you were to ride that coaster your head would fly off and then your juggular would make your skull bounce off the headrest like a ping pong paddle

Settle down, get a blanket & grab your popcorn lads, skye4 just uploaded.

I love that he says he'll even ride the rollercoaster alone, which implies he would feel safer if chat was there

54:44 the brakes barely working is so funny

This park is like an SCP entry.

@iowasucks9494

5 ай бұрын

The penis in the eye one?

Jerma accidentally making a particle accelerator

Interesting ride = death trap

Your edits are always the perfect length. On behalf of the busy losers who have no time to watch vods, I thank you 🤚

@skye4

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!

1:33:45 I am fucking cry-laughing at this shit. A GUN

important context to be provided here: 5gs is about what the average untrained person can handle for short periods of time. 9gs is about the maximum of what professional fighter pilots can withstand, though prolonged exposure can and will cause them to pass out/sustain life threatening injury, if not sometimes death under particularly mitigating circumstances. the highest recorded amount that a human ever (to my knowledge) survived was about 23gs- the person who experienced this also somehow was miraculously fine-- and also highly trained a jet pilot. anything above 20gs, especially being inflicted from violent changes in inertia, is absolutely going to give you a concussion if it doesnt just make your brain straight up explode before you can sustain any other injury. like it will literally just turn into a smoothie of fat and neurons. the man who survived 23gs of force also was going in a completely straight line with no sharp changes in direction, unlike the new execution methods jerma invented in this stream!

"a bunch of whusses about 12 g's" listen i went on a ride once that bragged about 5 g's and my spine still hurts on a rainy day

Great job Skye very funny work 👍

@skye4

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Josho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man this was fucking hilarious, I didn’t expect this to be that funny

@rampageblizzard

2 жыл бұрын

Anytime jerma gets his hands on a sandbox game hilarity ensues. Some of my other favorite streams were the cities skylines and planet zoo streams. Highly recommend watching those if you haven’t.

@kazutrash

2 жыл бұрын

@@rampageblizzard oh dude thanks so much, I’ll definitely be doing that

18:32 The snail path is the best

1:26:35 legit burst out laughing at jerma fiddling with the kiddy cat ride

I love how when anyone tries so hard to make a normal roller-coaster in this game it automatically leads to instant death roller-coaster that takes longer to fix than it did to build. And I hate to say it as someone with 30 hours and no half-decent roller coasters ever built, but it's an issue with the player not the game.

0:54 OHHH AN ONION RING

Man has no concept of g force

Rocking their world for 1.50$

"Just gotta smooth this part" *makes turn 50% tighter*

Found your channel recently and it's amazing. I really, really appreciate what you do, your cuts are so clean and nothing relevant is missed.

Lol this whole stream is the whimsical creativity of an insane architect, and then wraps up with the mad descent into rabid capitalism as Jerma becomes a tyrannical penny pincher who starts blaming his staff for wanting to be paid. What a day. 😂

this was before he went fully insane

I like how Jerma focused more on how many Gs the coasters had, instead of looking at how much the fear and nausea meters peaked 😂

the best jerma edit i've seen in ages, watched the whole thing in entirety and had a blast, great job

I like to imagine Jerma owns a private rollercoaster for him to just ride alone and ramble on about company computers and cyborgs for hours at a time.

49:10 can confirm that the company i work for still uses windows 98. They refuse to get a better os

Thanks for editing these old streams ❤️ great to watch them again in this slightly shorter format

Nowadays I genuinely believe that Jerma is going to take us to six flags

Thanks for the 60fps Jerma now I can really enjoy this 720p

36:01 Psychopath laughs maniacally at his death contraption

Yo sweet editor. I come back to your edits regularly and love the little edits you add to make the funny clearer. You clearly put in a lot of effort and it is noticed and beloved. Thank you for making these.

He delivers the "Hey, kids!" at around 45:30 the EXACT same way as he/"the clown" does in Rat Movie 2

This is a fantastic edit. Leaving in the long rants, but cutting out all the dead air. A+

2:58 jerma slips into a perfect scout voice

Babe, wake up, Skye just dropped new long edit

I want him to play this again so bad :(

He laughs at car accidents, I laugh at roller coaster fails. We are two sides of the same coin

Amazing edit as always!! 💕

I love that he bound J to steam screenshots, probably while thinking to himself "J for Joke"

Skye4 is a real g for making these long edits, great taste on the editing

@skye4

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Skye you chad, I was wanting to watch his coaster stream but then this showed up in my feed, cheers!

thank you for still making these videos

thank you for all the work you do editing :)

You’re one of the only ppl I have notifications on for, keep up the great work Skye :,)

I'm glad you're still making videos :)

I wanna see an actual engineer react to jerma building a euthanasia coaster and rant that nobody wants to get on the kill coaster

2016 jerma is so goofy sometimes. Reminds me of jermacraft humor

that final section when its going 130 mph is fuckin hilarious

PHYSCO STREAMER HAS SCREENSHOT BINDED TO J

The milkshake and burger idea perfect for the new marketing strategy not even sea world can compete the brown zone

Ur edits are my favorite, great job :]

Ah ha! This is definitely how I found Jerma first. I always wondered why he started getting reccomended to me, pretty sure its from coaster videos from a long time ago, something like a blender of death?

My sides were in orbit during the Traffic Cats part it was so fucking funny

amazing stream